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Wizard and Boomstick Quotes
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
— Boomstick and Wiz, introducing Death Battle
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"''
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!"''
— Wiz and Boomstick, before the Death Battle starts.
Well, that world's fucked. Our bad!
—Boomstick after Metal Sonic kills Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily in Dr. Eggman vs Dr. Wily.
Boomstick: He somehow carries around a boomerang and tons of bombs, along with a hookshot which helps him zip line his way around and brings things to him. Man, that really would've helped to get that last beer all those times on the couch. Probably still be married.
Wiz: Doubt it.
— The hosts discussing Link's arsenal and musing on the former's divorce.
Boomstick: Yep. After absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul... oookay... [Godzilla] gained the power to boost his breath to the red spiral ray...
Wiz: ...an attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space-Godzilla.
Boomstick: WHAT, Space-Godzilla?!
Wiz: Yes, Space-Godzilla is a thing, moving on.
Boomstick: Ooh...
Wiz: ...an attack so deadly it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, Space-Godzilla.
Boomstick: WHAT, Space-Godzilla?!
Wiz: Yes, Space-Godzilla is a thing, moving on.
Boomstick: Ooh...
— The hosts discussing Godzilla
So how did this thing come about?! 'Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is yours." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started banging tanks?!
— Boomstick theorizing Blastoise's origins
Boomstick: How long has [Roshi] been doin' this?
Wiz: Well, it's a little vague, but thanks to either a pet phoenix he accidentally killed or the mysterious Paradise Herb, he's just shy of 360 years old.
Boomstick: Damn! I'm just impressed he can still get it up for the girls after all that time.
Wiz: Boomstick, thaaat's... well, I mean, yes, I guess medically speaking it is quite impressive...
Wiz: Well, it's a little vague, but thanks to either a pet phoenix he accidentally killed or the mysterious Paradise Herb, he's just shy of 360 years old.
Boomstick: Damn! I'm just impressed he can still get it up for the girls after all that time.
Wiz: Boomstick, thaaat's... well, I mean, yes, I guess medically speaking it is quite impressive...
— The hosts discussing Master Roshi
Y'know, we’ve sent enough people to that sun, we should really have a timeshare.
— Boomstick referring to how often combatants get hurled into the Sun after Reverse Flash killed Goku Black in Goku Black vs. Reverse Flash.
We've met a lot of real pieces of shit on this show Wiz, but I'm starting to think Dio takes the cake.
— Boomstick, as he and Wiz go over Dio Brando's background and MANY of his crossings over the Moral Event Horizon
Character Dialogue
Season 1- 4
"You're mine."
— Samus before she blows off Boba Fett's head.
"Good night, Sugar!"
— Rogue, after giving Wonder Woman a kiss of death.
"Nya ha! Nya ha! Nya ha! Nyaow I'm bored."
— Taokaka after chopping Felicia in half.
"You're pissing me off."
— Spawn after getting tackled by Kratos.
Shadow: There you are! I knew I sensed an extraordinary power around here.
Vegeta: Well that certainly sounds like me. Um... who, and what, are you?
Shadow: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!
Vegeta: Ultimate Life Form? A weird looking rat, is an Ultimate Life Form? HAHAHAHA! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: you're little on the short side if you're trying to be threatening.
Shadow: Funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.
Vegeta: ...You've just sealed your fate, fool.
Vegeta: Well that certainly sounds like me. Um... who, and what, are you?
Shadow: I am Shadow the Hedgehog. The Ultimate Life Form!
Vegeta: Ultimate Life Form? A weird looking rat, is an Ultimate Life Form? HAHAHAHA! That's a laugh. Word of advice, freak: you're little on the short side if you're trying to be threatening.
Shadow: Funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.
Vegeta: ...You've just sealed your fate, fool.
— Intro dialogue in Vegeta VS Shadow
"Pathetic. Before you die, let me show you a True Ultimate Life Form!"
—Vegeta, to Shadow before transforming into a Super Saiyan.
"Tell me hedgehog, does a lab rat like you experience fear?"
—Vegeta, in his Super Saiyan form.
"You have... no idea... who you're dealing with!"
—Shadow, before transforming into Super Shadow
Shadow: Behold the true power I possess!
Vegeta: Wow... what a ripoff.
Vegeta: Wow... what a ripoff.
— Vegeta's reaction to Super Shadow.
Sonic: Alright, chubby. Let's settle this!
Mario: Let's-a-go!
Mario: Let's-a-go!
— Sonic and Mario's opening words to each other.
"You're too slow!"
—Sonic to Mega Mario.
"Who dares challenge the mighty Starscream?"
—Starscream
Starscream: A pony? I'll crush you in an instant! Prepare to be annihilated.
Rainbow Dash: You talk a lot.
Rainbow Dash: You talk a lot.
— Starscream and Rainbow Dash
"Well... I don't know. I mean, I know should love and tolerate, but..."
— Rainbow Dash when Starscream begs for mercy.
Wily: Haha! Your minions are outmatched!
Eggman: No matter. Get a load of this!
Eggman: No matter. Get a load of this!
— Wily and Eggman when Eggman's badniks are easily destroyed by Wily's robots.
"I walk a path with no end."
— Ryu, after vaporizing Scorpion's skin off with a Shinku Hadoken. It doesn't work.
Lex Luthor: Fool. You're just like all the rest - building a suit to save the world, trying to play God. Let me tell you something, Stark! There's only man in the world meant to play such a role: Me.
Iron Man: I don't know, Lex. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean... I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time, I've been playing human.
Iron Man: I don't know, Lex. Being a God can't be too hard. I mean... I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet. I'm not playing God. All this time, I've been playing human.
— Iron Man vs. Lex Luthor, Tony and Lex's respective back-to-back Badass Boasts
Raiden: Who the hell are you? Get out of my way!
Wolverine: Fat chance, bub... you're next!
Wolverine: Fat chance, bub... you're next!
— Wolverine vs. Raiden pre-fight
Raiden: Are you some kind of cyborg?
Wolverine: Well, my bones are made out of the strongest metal around. Does that count?
Raiden: I'll just have to swing harder then!
Wolverine: Well, my bones are made out of the strongest metal around. Does that count?
Raiden: I'll just have to swing harder then!
— Wolverine vs. Raiden, when Wolverine recovers from Raiden's attacks
Yang: Hello~, no need to panic, people, just looking for someone. I will take a Strawberry Sunrise, though. No ice. Thanks.
Tifa: Sorry, miss. I think you'd better turn yourself around and look elsewhere.
Yang: ...so...does this mean no Sunrise...?
Tifa: Sorry, miss. I think you'd better turn yourself around and look elsewhere.
Yang: ...so...does this mean no Sunrise...?
— Yang vs. Tifa pre-fight
Bayonetta: Another wandering lost soul, I see.
Dante: Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun.
Bayonetta: Hmph. I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would make you either an angel... or a demon.
Dante: Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun.
Bayonetta: Hmph. I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would make you either an angel... or a demon.
— Dante vs. Bayonetta pre-fight
Bayonetta: This is where we part ways, love.
Dante: After you.
Dante: After you.
— Dante vs. Bayonetta, while Dante and Bayonetta have frozen time with Quicksilver and Witch Time
Quicksilver: Flash? The hell? What's going on?
Flash: You're in the Speed Force. My Speed Force. I'm sure you feel it; the raw energy coursing all around you? This is the source of my power. And here, I. AM. KING!
Flash: You're in the Speed Force. My Speed Force. I'm sure you feel it; the raw energy coursing all around you? This is the source of my power. And here, I. AM. KING!
— Flash vs. Quicksilver, when Flash takes the battle into the Speed Force
Joker: Okay... let's, let's talk about this. Killing someone from inside a tin can? That's no fun! The cold of their skin... The blankness of their eyes... The reveal, of who they really are... So much better when you savor all the little emotions... right?
Sweet Tooth: Right... I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...
Joker: Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline... is the one you don't see coming!
Sweet Tooth: Right... I want to see you bleed... I want to watch you die...
Joker: Just... one more lesson, capiche? The best kind of punchline... is the one you don't see coming!
— The Joker vs. Sweet Tooth, when Sweet Tooth moves in on an injured Joker
Mewtwo: You are not welcome here. Leave this place.
Shadow: What's your problem, freak?!
Mewtwo: I know not its name. But it is black, red, and very annoying.
Shadow: What's your problem, freak?!
Mewtwo: I know not its name. But it is black, red, and very annoying.
— Mewtwo vs Shadow, pre-fight
Hulk: You break buildings good... BUT HULK BREAK WORLDS!
— Hulk vs. Doomsday, when Hulk becomes the World Breaker
Zoro: Oh! Sorry, lady. Could you point me in the way of the shipyard? I've been looking around for hours...
Erza: Aha! You're the one I'm looking for! Come peacefully and you won't be harmed.
Zoro: Sorry, I'm busy. Maybe later.
Erza: Then we'll have to do this the hard way...
Zoro: I told you I'm busy!
Erza: Aha! You're the one I'm looking for! Come peacefully and you won't be harmed.
Zoro: Sorry, I'm busy. Maybe later.
Erza: Then we'll have to do this the hard way...
Zoro: I told you I'm busy!
— Roronoa Zoro vs. Erza Scarlet, pre-fight
Nate: Hey there! I'm guessing the whole "finders keepers" rule isn't gonna apply...
Lara: Cut the chit-chat! The grail's coming with me. Either walk away, or die right here. Choose wisely...
Nate: Okay, missy. First rule about me: I don't walk away.
Lara: Cut the chit-chat! The grail's coming with me. Either walk away, or die right here. Choose wisely...
Nate: Okay, missy. First rule about me: I don't walk away.
— Lara Croft vs. Nathan Drake, pre-fight
Hunk: I think I found the dinosaurs...
— Power Rangers vs. Voltron, when the Rangers call upon their Zords.
TJ Combo: Think you've got what it takes to beat the champ?
Balrog: Heh, heh, heh... you won't even make it to Round 2, wimp!
Ring Announcer: Here we go! And... FIGHT!!!
Balrog: Heh, heh, heh... you won't even make it to Round 2, wimp!
Ring Announcer: Here we go! And... FIGHT!!!
— Balrog vs. TJ Combo, pre-fight
Balrog: Come on, tiny! Just you and me!
TJ Combo: Bring it on, asshole!
TJ Combo: Bring it on, asshole!
— Balrog vs. TJ Combo, after Balrog knocks out the referee
Diana: You! No man can enter Themyscira unannounced!
Thor: Stand down, wayward maiden. This sort of thing never turns out well for women like yourself.
Diana: Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.
Thor: Stand down, wayward maiden. This sort of thing never turns out well for women like yourself.
Diana: Oh, I don't think you've ever known a woman like me.
— Thor vs. Wonder Woman, pre-fight
Sephiroth: Hmmm... you are powerful. I can see it.
Vergil: Who are you?
Sephiroth: Your despair.
Vergil: Who are you?
Sephiroth: Your despair.
— Sephiroth vs. Vergil, pre-fight
Sephiroth: Behold: the truth.
Vergil: What is that?!
Sephiroth: Super. Nova. I saw you could pierce the fabric of our dimension, so I cast an illusion to disguise this. Witness oblivion.
Vergil: What is that?!
Sephiroth: Super. Nova. I saw you could pierce the fabric of our dimension, so I cast an illusion to disguise this. Witness oblivion.
— Sephiroth vs. Vergil, when Sephiroth performs Supernova
Season 5
Black Panther: To challenge a king is to face the might of his people!
Batman: I'll give them something to fear.
Batman: I'll give them something to fear.
— Black Panther vs. Batman, pre-fight
"The strong shall hunt the weak. That is the law of nature! And my rule is law!"
— Black Panther as he beats down and kills Batman
Joseph: "OH NOOOO!!"
— Kenshiro vs Jotaro pre-fight, as Joseph notices Kenshiro driving towards him and Jotaro
Jotaro: If you wanna go... I'll take you on.
Kenshiro: Pick the place. It will be where you die.
Jotaro: You've got some balls!
Kenshiro: Pick the place. It will be where you die.
Jotaro: You've got some balls!
—Kenshiro vs Jotaro, pre-fight. Note that lines are spoken in Japanese with English subtitles.
"You're already dead."
— Kenshiro as he reveals he struck one of Jotaro's pressure points, sealing Jotaro's fate.
"NANI?!"
— Jotaro, in response to the above. It's the last thing Jotaro says before his death.
Sora: So, who's rear am I kicking this time?
Pit: Sorry to keep you waiting!
Pit: Sorry to keep you waiting!
— Sora vs. Pit, pre-fight.
Leon: What are you doing? No-one's supposed to be here!
Frank: Never stopped me before, pal!
Frank: Never stopped me before, pal!
— Leon vs Frank, pre-fight.
Leon: Give it up, man! You can't keep up with me!
Frank: You wanna bet? I've covered wars, ya know!
Leon: That's nice, but... I've fought in them.
Frank: You wanna bet? I've covered wars, ya know!
Leon: That's nice, but... I've fought in them.
— Partway through Leon vs Frank, they make this exchange.
Doctor Fate: Stephen Strange. It has come to my attention that there are two Sorcerer Supremes in this existence. I am here to resolve this embarrassment.
Doctor Strange: I see somebody needs a lesson in manners...
Doctor Strange: I see somebody needs a lesson in manners...
— Doctor Strange vs Doctor Fate, pre-fight.
Jack: Your sword smells of blood...
Afro: ...so does yours.
Afro: ...so does yours.
— Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai, pre-fight.
Optimus: Vile Decepticon, I have been in battle for countless eons!
— Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam, mid-fight as Optimus mistakes the Gundam for a Decepticon.
Amuro: Not bad... I'm just better.
Optimus: I must stand... So you shall fall!
Optimus: I must stand... So you shall fall!
— Optimus Prime vs RX-78-2 Gundam, mere moments before the finishing blow.
Daredevil: I know you're there. You can leave now, or I can drag you out. It's your choice.
Nightwing: Ooohhh, I'm shakin' in my boots... especially looking at the "prince of darkness". But that case over there is part of an investigation I've been working, so why don't you hand it over and I'll get it out of your horns?
Daredevil: ...
Nightwing: ...is that a "no", then?
Nightwing: Ooohhh, I'm shakin' in my boots... especially looking at the "prince of darkness". But that case over there is part of an investigation I've been working, so why don't you hand it over and I'll get it out of your horns?
Daredevil: ...
Nightwing: ...is that a "no", then?
— Nightwing vs Daredevil, pre-fight.
Mario: Hello? That's-a mine!
Sonic: Finders keepers, pal!
Sonic: Finders keepers, pal!
—Mario vs. Sonic (2018), pre-fight.
Sonic: Oh, shoot.
Mario: Ah, mamma-mia.
Mario: Ah, mamma-mia.
—Mario vs. Sonic (2018), as Hyper Sonic, Rainbow Mario, and the Wing Cap all expire simultaneously in orbit.
Ultron: Hello, everyone. I'll accept your unconditional surrender now!
Sigma: At the risk of sounding cliche... You and What Army?
Ultron: Heh...
Sigma: At the risk of sounding cliche... You and What Army?
Ultron: Heh...
—Ultron vs. Sigma, pre-fight
Ultron: Your reign is a delusion. You're all just puppets on strings... Die! [kicks Sigma's head off]
Sigma: [as his head falls down a chasm] Hehehehe...
Hell Sigma: I'll tear out your circuits... and bathe in your oil!
Sigma: [as his head falls down a chasm] Hehehehe...
Hell Sigma: I'll tear out your circuits... and bathe in your oil!
—Ultron vs. Sigma, before Hell Sigma unleashes a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.
Hell Sigma: Prepare to be extinguished!
Ultron: What gall. Lucky for me, I'm my own best backup. [Ultron-7 destroys a nearby wall to reveal himself]
Ultron-7: YOU'RE MINE!
Ultron: What gall. Lucky for me, I'm my own best backup. [Ultron-7 destroys a nearby wall to reveal himself]
Ultron-7: YOU'RE MINE!
—Ultron vs. Sigma, right before Ultron-7 and Hell Sigma clash.
Sigma: You are powerful, possibly moreso than I. [the Sigma Virus begins infecting Ultron] But this battle was never about the physical... My infection is complete! You belong to me!
Ultron: [snickers] Oh, please. [instantly dispels the Sigma Virus]
Sigma: What? What's this?! [Ultron begins assimilating Sigma at a much faster rate] NO! NOOO-- [the assimilation is complete, turning the Sigma Virus into an extension of Ultron]
Ultron: Everything belongs to me.
Ultron: [snickers] Oh, please. [instantly dispels the Sigma Virus]
Sigma: What? What's this?! [Ultron begins assimilating Sigma at a much faster rate] NO! NOOO-- [the assimilation is complete, turning the Sigma Virus into an extension of Ultron]
Ultron: Everything belongs to me.
—Ultron vs. Sigma, during their Battle in the Center of the Mind - which Ultron wins.
Jiriya: Who's this geezer?
Roshi: Hey, fuzz-for-brains! Where are the pictures? It's just words in here! [throws a book to the ground and begins stomping on it]
Jiriya: Pictures? You Fool! Words paint a thousand beautiful pictures all by themselves!
[several blows are traded]
Roshi: Jeez, don't take it personally! Not like you wrote the damn thing!
Jiriya: But I did!
Roshi: Hey, fuzz-for-brains! Where are the pictures? It's just words in here! [throws a book to the ground and begins stomping on it]
Jiriya: Pictures? You Fool! Words paint a thousand beautiful pictures all by themselves!
[several blows are traded]
Roshi: Jeez, don't take it personally! Not like you wrote the damn thing!
Jiriya: But I did!
—Jiriya vs. Roshi gets started over a few insults.
Gamabunta: Jiriya, you buffoon! What's this about?
Jiriya: Hey there! Can you buy me some time?
Gamabunta: What!? I'm not your servant! I'm the chief toOHWOAH-!
Roshi: Get... off... my... lawn!
Jiriya: Hey there! Can you buy me some time?
Gamabunta: What!? I'm not your servant! I'm the chief toOHWOAH-!
Roshi: Get... off... my... lawn!
—Jiriya vs. Roshi, as Gamabunta is summoned to the battle
Season 6
Widowmaker: What makes you think you could sneak up on me?
Black Widow: I'm a goddamn Avenger!
Black Widow: I'm a goddamn Avenger!
—Black Widow vs. Widowmaker, as the fight reaches close-quarters
Ben 10: [as Alien X] This is Alien X. He controls all of reality. This is over.
Green Lantern: I don't care what kinda power you've got!
Green Lantern: I don't care what kinda power you've got!
—Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern, as Hal's willpower counters Alien X's attempt to erase him from reality.
Weiss Schnee: How strong are you?
Mitsuru Kirijo: Strong enough!
Mitsuru Kirijo: Strong enough!
—Weiss vs. Mitsuru, as Mitsuru resummons Artemisia to heal herself. Weiss' line doubles as her last words.
Johnny Cage: You know what they say... All's fair in show business!
Captain Falcon: Nobody says that!
Captain Falcon: Nobody says that!
—Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon, after Johnny Cage punches Captain Falcon in the nuts.
Ghost Rider (as Zarathos): LOBO OF CZARNIA! YOUR SINS ARE INNUMERABLE! I AM HERE TO WREAK VENGEANCE UPON YOUR SOUL!
— Ghost Rider vs. Lobo when Zarathos captures Lobo's soul to subject him to the Penance Stare.
Dracula: You're right. You're not a man. You're a pig. Let me hear you squeal.
— Ganon vs. Dracula Dracula, moments before killing Ganon.
Deadpool: What?! Where'd you get that?!
The Mask: Ohhhh, Jack...! I'M ALREADY WEARING IT!
The Mask: Ohhhh, Jack...! I'M ALREADY WEARING IT!
— Deadpool vs. The Mask, when The Mask holds up a second Continuity Stone.
Deadpool: ...fuck you.
— Deadpool vs. The Mask; DP's only response to Mask's Cuban Pete chainsaw rampage.
Might Guy: Ahahahaha, so cool! The amazing costume, those bursting muscles, that magnificent hair! You must be a worthy opponent... For an arm wrestling contest!
All Might: I accept your challenge!
All Might: I accept your challenge!
—All Might vs. Might Guy, how the fight begins: Guy challenges All Might to an arm wrestling contest.
Might Guy: Good fight. Let's do it... again...
—All Might vs. Might Guy; after Might Guy finishes off All Might with Night Guy, shortly before succumbing to the cost of opening the Eighth Gate.
Season 7
Goro: Face death... like a warrior!
Machamp: Ma-champ!
Goro: (annoyed) Stop saying that!
Machamp: Champ...
Goro: You're no champ! I am! The Champion of Mortal Kombat!
Machamp: Ma-champ!
Goro: (annoyed) Stop saying that!
Machamp: Champ...
Goro: You're no champ! I am! The Champion of Mortal Kombat!
—Goro vs. Machamp
Obi-Wan: Another happy landing. (approaches Kakashi watching from from a tree) Hello there!
Kakashi: Hold it. You're in Konoha territory, and I have some questions, if you'll come with me.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and keep reading your book.
Kakashi: I want to go home and keep reading my book. (Obi-Wan turns and prepares to leave) After I kick your ass!
Kakashi: Hold it. You're in Konoha territory, and I have some questions, if you'll come with me.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and keep reading your book.
Kakashi: I want to go home and keep reading my book. (Obi-Wan turns and prepares to leave) After I kick your ass!
—Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Kakashi, pre-fight
Obi-Wan: Had enough?
Kakashi: Well now. You've fallen for the deadliest strategem we ninja know: One Thousand Years of Death!
Obi-Wan: Don't try it! I have the high— (gets kancho'd by Kakashi)
Kakashi: Well now. You've fallen for the deadliest strategem we ninja know: One Thousand Years of Death!
Obi-Wan: Don't try it! I have the high— (gets kancho'd by Kakashi)
—Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Kakashi, after Kakashi is knocked into a crater
Beerus: It's unwise to vaporize a god's dessert.
Sailor Galaxia: Ahahahahaha! Witness my infinite power! (pokes Beerus in the eye, sending him flying off into the distance and blows on her fingertips)
Beerus: (suddenly reappears next to her) So, you have chosen death.
Sailor Galaxia: Ahahahahaha! Witness my infinite power! (pokes Beerus in the eye, sending him flying off into the distance and blows on her fingertips)
Beerus: (suddenly reappears next to her) So, you have chosen death.
—Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia, after Galaxia blows up the Earth, destroying Beerus' ice cream in the process.
Galaxia: Ridiculous! Perish!!
Beerus: Hakai!!
Beerus: Hakai!!
—Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia, resisting each other's "destruction" attacks.
Sailor Galaxia: What?! That's... impossible!
Beerus: Now you're catching on. I am the impossible!!
—Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia, just after Beerus retrieves his own Star Seed and just before he blasts Galaxia into a black hole.
Sonic: You think you can outrun moi?
Wally: I'm the fastest man alive.
Sonic: Oh yeah, cherry-flavoured chump? I'm the fastest THING alive!
Wally: I'm the fastest man alive.
Sonic: Oh yeah, cherry-flavoured chump? I'm the fastest THING alive!
—Flash vs. Sonic, as the two are racing across the Cosmic Interstate.
Jon Talbain: I'm no monster, but tonight, I'll make an exception!
—Sabrewulf vs. Jon Talbain, right before the latter pulls a brutal assault to finish off the former.
Church: End of the line, Reds.
Sarge: Dirty Blue! For the first time in history, you're exactly right! Today is a good day to die! Charge!
—Red vs. Blue, right before Sarge, Grif, Donut, and Lopez attack Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex.
Season 8
Yoda: Proof, you are, that size matters not!
Mickey: Right back at ya, pal!
—Yoda vs. King Mickey, during/following a Pearl bombardment from Mickey
Ryūko: Hey! You cut me off, you asshat!
Shadow: Hmph... who cares?
Senketsu: Ryūko, maybe we should—
Ryūko: Oh, yeah?!
—Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi, right after Shadow speeds by Ryuko, who in a fit of rage leaps at Shadow with her Scissor Blades
Shadow: SHUT UP!
—Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi, as Shadow retaliates following Ryūko's attempted Pre-Mortem One-Liner
Lex Luthor: Oh? A visitor?
Doctor Doom: Mr. Luthor. Your company has invaluable resources for the people of Latveria. I will be seizing them.
Lex Luthor: Latveria? What an exquisite place... to start a corporatocracy!
Doctor Doom: Mr. Luthor. Your company has invaluable resources for the people of Latveria. I will be seizing them.
Lex Luthor: Latveria? What an exquisite place... to start a corporatocracy!
—Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom, after Doom teleports into a Lexcorp laboratory
Doctor Doom: Hmph. A mechanical replica?
Lex Luthor: It's called a Lexbot, you knuckle-dragging buffoon.
Doctor Doom: Its design is rather ingenious. Not as ingenious as mine, of course. But enough talk, let us end these charades.
Lex Luthor: With pleasure.
Lex Luthor: It's called a Lexbot, you knuckle-dragging buffoon.
Doctor Doom: Its design is rather ingenious. Not as ingenious as mine, of course. But enough talk, let us end these charades.
Lex Luthor: With pleasure.
—Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom, after Doom destroys a Lexbot, forcing Luthor himself to enter the fray.
Ringmaster: Welcome to the final match of the international collaboration between the Iron Fist and King of Fighters tournaments! The prize? Sole ownership of both the Mishima Zaibatsu and the Howard Connection, ohoho! Eh, flagrant disregard of antitrust laws, but okay! Let's go to our fighters: Heihachi Mishima! And his opponent, Geese Howard!
Heihachi: "Foolish whelp, come to die?" (Translated from Japanese)
Geese: Mishima, your nightmare begins!
—Heihachi Mishima vs. Geese Howard, as Heihachi and Geese come face to face before their bout.
Iron Man: Hey, Bats... Now, I can respect a man with a healthy sense of paranoia and billions to spare, but Steve and Nat are really up my ass about this: take the Watchtower offline now... Bruce.
Batman: You don't want this fight, Tony. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
—Batman vs. Iron Man, as the fight begins when Batman refuses to comply with Iron Man's demands.
Batman: What did you expect? I... am Batman.
Iron Man: And I... am Iron Man.
—Batman vs. Iron Man, when the Hellbat faces off against the Godbuster.
Iron Man: I've got a suit for everything, Bats! Including busting wannabe gods like you!
Batman: Bust this.
—Batman vs. Iron Man, as the Hellbat battles the Iron Legion.
Goku Black:/Reverse Flash: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD!?
—Goku Black vs. Reverse Flash, after both combatants kill each other's past selves only to see it didn't actually Ret-Gone the other.
Reverse Flash: Sorry, was that important?
—Goku Black vs. Reverse Flash, Reverse Flash's line after he destroys Goku Black's time ring.
DIO: You interrupted my dinner.
Alucard: Funny, I was just thinking of having mine.
DIO: Then by all means, take a bite...
—DIO vs. Alucard, after Alucard interrupts DIO's killing spree.
DIO: What the hell are you?!
Shao Kahn: Your Soul Is Mine!
Cabbage Merchant: My Cabbages! I'll never be safe!
—Korra vs. Storm, when the Cabbage Merchant's cart gets carried off by Storm's hurricane.
Saitama: (thinking) Could this be? My heart's beating so fast... My muscles are aching - I can feel them again!
Popeye: That's all I can stands, cause I can't stands no more!
Saitama: (thinking) I never thought it would happen! A serious fight... I found it!! Thank you... weird spinach mascot.
—Saitama vs. Popeye, after fighting so fierce it causes no less than four Art Shifts.
Season 9
Homelander: Howdy, neighbor! Cocoa? It's warm~! You know, Nolan... Homelander is more than just a superhero. It might be cynical to say this, but he's, uh... a brand. And it's very important to me that that brand... means something. And if I'm playing second-fiddle to some goddamn alien... tch. What's really the point, right? What do you think... Debbie? (Cut to a shot of Debbie, now a charred skeleton) Aw, she's shy. So, do we have an understanding? Get the fuck out of my country.
Omni-Man: I'm going to feed you your own heart.
—-Omni-Man vs. Homelander, after the latter threatens the former after murdering his wife.
Omni-Man: Remember what I promised you...? Now swallow.
—-Omni-Man vs. Homelander, the former making good on his threat after crushing Homelander's lower jaw and ripping out his heart.
Magneto: Poor child...
—-Magneto vs. Tetsuo, moments before the former destroys the latters Ego Collapse form
James Bond: What can I get you, mate? Drinks are on me.
John Wick: I prefer to be alone.
James Bond: Unfortunately, I wasn't asking... Baba Yaga. Now, you can come with me, or we can do this here.
John Wick: Killing isn't permitted on company grounds...
James Bond: Lucky me...
—-James Bond vs. John Wick, as Bond attempts to apprehend Wick without incident.
Apocalypse: Your counsel will aid you no longer... Teth-Adam.
—-Black Adam vs. Apocalypse, as Apocalypse telepathically deduces that Black Adam is instructed by the Wisdom of Zehuti to target his Death Seed.
Apocalypse: Pitiful god. Your kind will learn to fear me soon enough.
Black Adam: No, En Sabah Nur. You will learn to fear me!
Black Adam: No, En Sabah Nur. You will learn to fear me!
—-Black Adam vs. Apocalypse, as Black Adam equips his Yellow Lantern ring upon being dogpiled by Apocalypse's robots.
Silver: Ya see? It's no use!
Trunks: Ripoff.
Trunks: Ripoff.
—-Trunks vs. Silver, Trunks' reaction to Super Silver, echoing his father's reaction to Super Shadow
Trunks: Come on, give me a good pull...! *sigh* Close enough.
—-Trunks vs. Silver, as Trunks opens a pack Dragon Ball Heroes cards, mirroring the situation of many a gacha player.
Trunks: This is it, time-hog! The end of your future!
—-Trunks vs. Silver, as Trunks charges at Silver with the Sword of Hope-powered Key Sword. Doubles as Trunks' last words, as Silver counters this attack while citing the below line.
Silver: I told you... It's. No. Use!
—-Trunks vs. Silver, Silver's response to the above. Doubles as the Pre-Mortem One-Liner, as Silver rewinds the Key Sword out of Trunks' hands, leading to the deathblow.
Aquaman: I see it now. A multiverse of Aquamen. And out of all of them, I'm the lamest f-(dolphin chirps)-ing one. (crying) I'm a ripoff... a joke... I'm no hero...
—-SpongeBob vs. Aquaman, when a green portal shows Aquaman his alternate universe counterparts
SpongeBob: People used to say the same kind of things about me. Goofball...wingnut...Knucklehead McSpazzatron...but every day, I get back up, and say two words: "I'm ready".
—-SpongeBob vs. Aquaman, in response to the above quote.
Pamela: Mother is talking to you...the blackest eyes...the Devil's eyes...kill her...kill her...
—-Jason Voorhees vs. Michael Myers, the first line of the fight.
Sauron: Now, I'll tear out your heart...
The Lich King: You will find nothing there!
— Sauron vs. The Lich King
The Lich King: You serve me now...
Sauron: I serve no one!
— Sauron vs. The Lich King, after the latter infects the former with the Plague Of Undeath and runs him through with Frostmourne, who simply discards his physical body to fight as a spirit.
Vegito: Not bad! Want to kick it up a notch?
Gogeta: Sure! But how about some variety?
Gogeta: Sure! But how about some variety?
—Gogeta vs. Vegito, as Vegito transforms into Super Saiyan Blue and Gogeta transforms into Super Saiyan 4.
Season 10
Ant-Man: You have your tricks and your tools, but I created something beyond the limits of human existence! I operate on a scale you can't even comprehend.
— Ant-Man vs. Atom, as Hank destroys Ray's Bio-Belt and transports him to Overspace.
Obito Uchiha: You are liberated from hell. Find peace in the next life.
— Darth Vader vs. Obito Uchiha, as Obito prepares to finish off Vader while he is trapped within the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
Dimitri: I promise... I'll kill them!
Guts: All of them!
Guts and Dimitri, at the same time: DOWN TO THE LAST ONE!
Guts: All of them!
Guts and Dimitri, at the same time: DOWN TO THE LAST ONE!
—Guts vs. Dimitri, as both combatants lose themselves to their inner darkness.
Martian Manhunter: You and I possess the same knowledge...
Silver Surfer: ...that only one of us can survive, and we know not why.
Martian Manhunter: I hope you can live with the uncertainty.
Silver Surfer: Victory comes with no certain satisfaction. I may never know why we were made to fight. If violence is ever truly justified. But perhaps there is something...worthy in the battle.
Martian Manhunter: My'ri'ah...
Silver Surfer: Something beyond my understanding.
Silver Surfer: ...that only one of us can survive, and we know not why.
Martian Manhunter: I hope you can live with the uncertainty.
Silver Surfer: Victory comes with no certain satisfaction. I may never know why we were made to fight. If violence is ever truly justified. But perhaps there is something...worthy in the battle.
Martian Manhunter: My'ri'ah...
Silver Surfer: Something beyond my understanding.
— Martian Manhunter vs. Silver Surfer, as the two combatants realize that something is forcing them to fight within J'onn's dying moments, and they contemplate why this had to happen at all.
Discord: Well... Heheheh... heh... It was worth a try... But still! Hehehe, I'm surprised. You don't recognize... your old home.
— Bill Cipher vs. Discord, as Discord, having failed to erase Bill from existence, reveals that he's instead trapped him in the Nightmare Realm again.
Alex: So much power, and yet you waste it on these vermin... you and I can change this world for the better!
Cole: The only vermin I see here... is you!
Cole: The only vermin I see here... is you!
— Cole MacGrath vs. Alex Mercer, as Alex, having impaled Cole, tries to convince him to join his crusade to elevate humanity to which Cole responds by summoning lightning to heal himself and blast him back.
Megatron: Behold the mighty Lord Frieza, ruler of a dying planet, my planet. Where is your army? Where is your ship? So powerful, and yet you will wander the depths of space for eternity, all because of me! What a fool.
Frieza: You despicable cretinous worm! I'll torture you until your screams can be heard in the vacuum of space!
Frieza: You despicable cretinous worm! I'll torture you until your screams can be heard in the vacuum of space!
— Frieza vs. Megatron, as Cybertron lies destroyed, Megatron taunts Frieza with all that he's lost in trying to take the planet in the first place, prompting Frieza to assume his Black form out of rage.
Makima: Now... be a good boy and play dead.
Gojo: Should I bark too...? I'm getting really tired of your pets.
Gojo: Should I bark too...? I'm getting really tired of your pets.
— Gojo vs. Makima, as Makima injects one of her Control chains into Gojo's brain, subjecting him to the Angel Devil's image of God. Luckily, Gojo manages to defy her Control and break free.
"How to defeat a Great Dane with a speech impediment", eh? You twit.
—Computer, Scooby-Doo vs. Courage the Cowardly Dog, as Courage looks up how to defeat Scooby-Doo on them.
I know your type. The nihilist know-it-all. But through all this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey rubbish, there's one thing you never quite understood: I'm The Doctor. And I don't wanna go.
— The Doctor, Rick Sanchez vs. The Doctor, as he easily tears down Rick's outlook on life before undergoing Regeneration.
Superman: Well? What do you think?
Goku: That was awesome! Nice suit!
Superman: Oh, thanks! Kryptonian fabric: My mom made it for me.
Goku: That was awesome! Nice suit!
Superman: Oh, thanks! Kryptonian fabric: My mom made it for me.
—Goku vs. Superman (2023), as Superman has just delivered a massive beatdown to Goku, causing him to revert to base form. Goku takes the opportunity to try to continue attacking Superman, but it has no effect until he transforms into Ultra Instinct.
Unicron: BEG NOT FOR MERCY. BEHOLD, BLACKENED SKIES. AGAINST MINE CHAOS, EVEN GODS WILL DIE!
Galactus: GALACTUS MEETS YOUR CHALLENGE, HEARS YOUR CALL. THIS WORLD...WE'LL BRING DESTRUCTION TO IT ALL.
Unicron: I AM DESTRUCTION, PURE FINALITY. IN FIRST AND LAST, TRUE IMMORTALITY.
Galactus: I HAVE NO PATIENCE LEFT. RETURN THY DREAMS. INTO THE VOID WHERE NONE MAY HEAR YOUR SCREAMS.
...
Galactus: YOU KNOW NOT THE POWER WHICH YOU COMMAND.
Unicron: OF COURSE I DO. YOUR DEATH I THUS DEMAND.
Galactus: GALACTUS MEETS YOUR CHALLENGE, HEARS YOUR CALL. THIS WORLD...WE'LL BRING DESTRUCTION TO IT ALL.
Unicron: I AM DESTRUCTION, PURE FINALITY. IN FIRST AND LAST, TRUE IMMORTALITY.
Galactus: I HAVE NO PATIENCE LEFT. RETURN THY DREAMS. INTO THE VOID WHERE NONE MAY HEAR YOUR SCREAMS.
...
Galactus: YOU KNOW NOT THE POWER WHICH YOU COMMAND.
Unicron: OF COURSE I DO. YOUR DEATH I THUS DEMAND.
—Galactus vs. Unicron, as the two take their clash to truly galactic proportions and Galactus takes out the Ultimate Nullifier (which Unicron then possesses in an attempt to destroy Galactus).
Death Battle Introductions
Season 1
Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. Boom!
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. Boom!
—Boba Fett vs Samus Aran introduction.
Wiz: Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat. Kings of the fighting genre. And every good fighter needs awesome villains.
Boomstick: Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts...
Wiz: ...And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom.
Boomstick: Like Akuma, the ultimate badass of martial arts...
Wiz: ...And Shang Tsung, the sorceress vanguard of doom.
—Akuma VS Shang Tsung introduction.
Wiz: Super-heroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...
Boomstick: ...and Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue...
Boomstick: ...and Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
—Rogue VS Wonder Woman introduction.
Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs...
Boomstick: ...And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.
Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic, endless, common enemies, and you can't get any more common than these two.
Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst?
Boomstick: ...And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.
Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic, endless, common enemies, and you can't get any more common than these two.
Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst?
—Goomba VS Koopa introduction
Wiz: Capcom has produced hundreds of deadly warriors, but few can best these two hulking leviathans.
Boomstick: Haggar, the mayor elect of Whoopass...
Wiz: ...And Zangief, Russia's red Cyclone.
Boomstick: These two wrestlers have never met in person but their rivalry is legendary and it's about time they duked it out!
—Haggar VS Zangief introduction
Wiz: Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were grown from ooze and raised by a warrior rat in the sewers of New York to be the world's most fearsome fighting team.
Boomstick: Lots of superheroes have some weird origin stories but this one is plain ridiculous!
Wiz: Their greatest advantage in battle is their family bond and teamwork. But, on their own, which Turtle is deadliest?
—Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Battle Royale introduction.
Boomstick: Last time on Death Battle, the Ninja Turtles battled to find the deadliest of the team, and good old Leo used cunning strategy and swordplay to come out on top.
Wiz: But the fight isn't over yet. Leonardo must now face his most powerful imitator, Zitz, the leader of the mighty Battletoads.
—Zitz VS Leonardo introduction
Boomstick: Who doesn't like dinosaurs? No one, cause they're awesome?
Wiz: Like Yoshi, Mario's happy-go-lucky steed...
Boomstick: ...And Riptor, the Dino Warrior with a Killer Instinct.
—Yoshi VS Riptor introduction.
Boomstick: Catfight!
Wiz: It literally is Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.
Boomstick: Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady...
Wiz: ...And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.
—Felicia vs Taokaka introduction
Wiz: Of all the warriors who have entered this arena, none can compete with these two titans of death. Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta who single-handedly annihilated Olympus...
Boomstick: ...And Spawn, who managed to dethrone both Satan and God.
—Kratos VS Spawn introduction.
Wiz: Today, two experts of destruction and masters of terrain will fight to the bitter end.
Boomstick: White Bomber, the Bomberman...
Wiz: ...And Taizo Hori, aka Dig Dug.
—Bomberman VS Dig Dug introduction
Wiz: Antiheroes. Walking a mysterious gray line between good and evil.
Boomstick: They do what they want, however they want, when they want it.
Wiz: Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyans and rival to Goku...
Boomstick: ...And Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form and rival to Sonic.
—Vegeta VS Shadow introduction
Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary and their fame unmatched. After battling for over two decades, this epic duel will finally meet a decisive end.
Boomstick: I've been waiting for this forever!
Wiz: Mario, the whimsical Italian plumber...
Boomstick: ...And Sonic, the hyperactive hedgehog.
—Mario Vs Sonic Introduction
Boomstick: You know what I hate more than stupid tween pop stars? Absolutely goddamn nothing!
Wiz: Like Justin Bieber, the young pop sensation, and Rebecca Black, the girl who took YouTube by storm.
Boomstick: I hate 'em even more than my blood-sucking ex-wife!
—Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black introduction
Wiz: Every generation has idolized a Sci-Fi hero.
Boomstick: Like Luke Skywalker, Legacy of the Jedi...
Wiz: ...And Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
—Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter introduction
Wiz: When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes.
Boomstick: And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two.
Wiz: Chun-Li, the strongest woman in the world.
Boomstick: ...And Mai Shiranui, the queen of fighters
—Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui introduction
Wiz: Television has been used to market toys to boys and girls for generations, ranging from G.I. Joe to Barbie and Transformers to My Little Pony.
Boomstick: Are we really doing this?
Wiz: Yes. Yes we are.
Boomstick: Alright, well, Starscream from the first generation Decepticons...
Wiz: ...And Rainbow Dash of the G4 Pegasus Ponies.
—Starscream vs Rainbow Dash introduction
Wiz: When the aliens invade a thousand years from now and our hyper-advanced technology isn't enough, our last hope will inevitably be placed in the hands of the lone space marine.
Boomstick: ...Like the super soldier, Master Chief...
Wiz: ...And Doomguy , the Bane of Hell itself.
—Master Chief vs Doomguy introduction
Boomstick: It's no secret that scientists are, well, crazy as hell. But these two take it way too far!
Wiz: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, aka the Eggman...
Boomstick: ...And Dr. Albert Wily, aka Einstein without rogaine.
Wiz: In this scenario, both Doctors will be leading their mechanized armies to see who is the deadliest robot commander.
—Eggman vs Wily introduction
Wiz: Today, we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other
Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.
Wiz: Princess Zelda from the realm of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...And Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom.
—Zelda vs Peach introduction
Wiz: The gods of thunder may endure eternal rule, but in the ring together they are anything but immortal.
Boomstick: The Mighty Thor, prince of Asgard...
Wiz: ...And Lord Raiden, defender of Earthrealm.
—Thor vs Raiden introduction
Boomstick: They're two of the most iconic swordsman in video game history, known for takin' on things way out of their league.
Wiz: Link, the Champion of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...And Cloud Strife, Guardian of the Life Stream, and orphans.
Wiz: Since both combatants use such vast player-customizable arsenals, in this scenario, they will wield what they are most comfortable taking into battle
Boomstick: These are the weapons they choose to take into their fighting games, however since standard skills, weapon traits, and armor aren't specified in Dissidia and Smash, we're taking those from their whole story.
Wiz: And remember in Death Battle, there is no outside help allowed.
Boomstick: "Oh, but Boomstick, they have summons and their cool and fairies and their-" Shut up! It's our show and this is the way we do it.
—Link vs Cloud introduction
Wiz: They're the guardians of the night, the superhuman saviors of the lone and helpless.
Boomstick: Bruce Wayne, the Batman...
Wiz: ...And Peter Parker, the Spiderman.
Boomstick: It's no secret that given time for prep, both Batman and Spiderman can pretty much defeat any opponent.
Wiz: Which is why we're pitting them against each other with only their standard equipment, gladiator style.
—Batman vs Spiderman introduction
Wiz: When you think of an electric charged combatant, these two always come to mind. Pikachu, Ash's first Pokémon...
Boomstick: ...And Blanka, the man beast from Brazil.
—Pikachu vs Blanka introduction
Wiz: Born to dying races and sent to brave new worlds, these two alien saviors are legendary.
Boomstick: And everybody wants to know who would kick whose ass in a fight. And I mean everyone.
Wiz: Goku, the tenacious Super Saiyan...
Boomstick: ...And Superman, the Man of Steel
Wiz: To ensure no questions are left unanswered, we will be acknowledging every official resource for both combatants. Though the original writings hold precedence, no mistranslations allowed. Also as he was retconned and rebuilt in 1986, we will be examining the modern Superman.
Boomstick: Considering Supes's pre-86 can make up new superpowers on the fly and destroy entire solar systems by sneezing, probably a good idea.
—Goku vs Superman introduction
Season 2
Wiz: Ah, the glorious 80s, that awed era of big hair, keytars, and goofy muscular heroes of questionable sexual preference.
Boomstick: He-Man, Master of the Universe...
Wiz: ...And Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats.
—He-Man VS Lion-O introduction
Wiz: The final boss, a nightmarish foe meant to test your skill to the fullest.
Boomstick: And sometimes they're just plain cheap, like Shao Kahn the Konqueror...
Wiz: ...Or Master Bison of Shadaloo.
—Shao Kahn VS M. Bison introduction
Wiz: Ninjitsu, originally created by farmers to kill their oppressive samurai lords, the ninja has become one of the deadliest killers in history.
Boomstick: Like Ryu Hayabusa, the Ultimate Dragon Ninja...
Wiz: ...And Strider Hiryu, the high-tech mercenary.
—Ryu Hayabusa VS Strider Hiryu introduction
Wiz: When it comes to the tantalizing femme fatale, these two combatants are the pinnacle of beauty and brawn. Not to mention, well endowed
Boomstick: Ivy from Soul Caliber...
Wiz: ...And Black -
Boomstick: Black Orchid from Killer Instinct! Sorry, I'm excited!
—Ivy vs Orchid introduction
Wiz: In the depths of space, who knows what awaits mankind.
Boomstick: Probably some brain-sucking aliens who need an introduction to my fist.
Wiz: But what if the final frontier was a little more furry?
Boomstick: Fox McCloud, captain of the Star Fox commandos...
Wiz: ...And Bucky O'Hare, Captain of a galactic-wide rebellion.
—Fox vs Bucky introduction
Boomstick: Sci-Fi movies had taught me two very important things. One, I want my own lightsaber, and two, the future blows.
Wiz: It's unavoidable, the warrior of the next millennium is the machine, such as the Terminator, the time-traveling metal assassin...
Boomstick: ...And RoboCop, Detroit's cyborg defender.
Wiz: These mechanized combatants have fought before, but never in a no-holds-barred one-on-one duel to the death.
Boomstick: Or without brand restrictions.
—Terminator vs RoboCop introduction
Wiz: With the dragon slain and the princess rescued, the hero revels in gold, glory, and cake.
Boomstick: But they couldn't have done it without a little help.
Wiz: The sidekick. The people's champion would be lost without his player two, such as Luigi, Mario's younger brother...
Boomstick: ...And Tails the Fox, Sonic's deformed flying stalker.
Wiz: Now, we have already proven that standard Mario and Sonic series power-ups perfectly counter each other. So to not waste time, we're giving these second strings only what is unique to them.
—Luigi vs Tails introduction
Wiz: For nearly two decades, people across the globe have struggled endlessly to make one crucial, exhausting, impossible choice.
Boomstick: Bulbasaur, Squirtle, or Charmander?
Wiz: It's finally time to learn if the one you chose was really the strongest.
Boomstick: And what better way than with their evolved forms. Venusaur, the pimpley plant monster, Blastoise, the bazooka turtle, and Charizard, the... dragon.
Wiz: For a fair assessment, we're examining maxed-out wild Pokémon. For those of you nerdy enough to care, this means no special EV training, no mega evolutions, and no tutor, bred, or otherwise unnaturally learned attacks. This way we'll avoid any and all player influence.
—Pokémon Battle Royale introduction
Boomstick: Cyborgs are fucking badass.
Wiz: As someone with my own cybernetic arm that suffers constant glitches, I have to agree. Cyborgs are awesome.
Boomstick: Like Fulgore, the metal monster of Killer Instinct...
Wiz: ...And Sektor, the ninja cyborg from Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: Totally should have been Cyrax.
*Wiz's cyber arm punches him*
Boomstick: What the hell!?
Wiz: Oh, sorry, arm's glitching up again.
Boomstick: When you least expect it Wiz, when you least expect it.
—Fulgore vs Sektor introduction
Wiz: Kaiju, the Japanese word for-
Boomstick: A giant monster that destroys everything around it, like Godzilla, the King of the Monsters...
Wiz: ...And Gamera, the guardian of the universe. Despite being box-office rivals for half a century, these two enormous creatures have never met, until today.
—Godzilla vs Gamera introduction
Wiz: Defending the weak from powerful agents of evil demands a champion who has achieved a peak of human capability, all in the name of justice. And sometimes vengeance.
Boomstick: Batman, the Dark Knight...
Wiz: ...And Captain America, the sentinel of liberty.
—Batman vs Captain America introduction
Wiz: Evil, it has many faces. And sometimes, even a good-natured soul may become it's unknowing pawn.
Boomstick: Oh, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over giant fighting robots! Seriously, what's cooler than giant robots? Absolutely nothing.
Wiz: The White Tigerzord, the sixth Thunderzord...
Boomstick: And Epyon, the sixth Gundam.
—Tigerzord vs Gundam Epyon introduction
Wiz: Two marquee warriors, arcade rivals since the 90s, now facing off for true superiority.
Boomstick: Ryu, the wandering world warrior...
Wiz: ...And Scorpion, the ninja from hell.
—Ryu vs Scorpion introduction
Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. But sometimes, it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such is the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.
Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth...
Wiz: ...And Deathstroke, the Terminator.
—Deadpool vs Deathstroke introduction
Wiz: Imagine right now. What does the apocalyptic destroyer of worlds look like?
Boomstick: Stop thinking, because you're wrong. It's these pudgy pink terrors. Kirby, Nintendo's floating puffball of never-ending cheer and dreams...
Wiz: ...And Majin Buu, the most vicious monster in the Dragon Ball universe.
—Kirby vs Majin Buu introduction
Wiz: No anime tough guy trope is complete unless he has outrageous spiky hair, a sword that's clearly compensating for something...
Boomstick: And belts. Lots and lots of belts.
Wiz: Ragna, the Bloodedge...
Boomstick: ...And Sol Badguy, the Flame of Corruption.
—Ragna vs Sol Badguy introduction
Wiz: Throughout Death Battle, we've seen all manner of weapons and abilities. But these two combatants command the very earth around them.
Boomstick: Gaara of the Desert...
Wiz: ...And Toph Beifong, the Blind Bandit.
—Gaara vs Toph introduction
Boomstick: Bounty hunting. One of the most respected and fun jobs in the world.
Wiz: I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.
Boomstick: Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy...
Wiz: ...And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.
—Boba Fett vs Samus Remastered introduction
Wiz: Tall tales of superhuman feats have existed for as long as man has been telling stories. And today, we pit the greatest of these legends in a clash of east meets west.
Boomstick: Chuck Norris. No real introduction needed.
Wiz: And Segata Sanshiro, defender of the Sega Saturn, of all things.
—Chuck Norris vs Segata Sanshiro introduction
Wiz: For untold decades, scientists have searched for a legitimate method of measuring a person's level of badassness, completely missing the obvious answer.
Boomstick: Just check out the size of his sword, like Guts, the brutal black swordsman from Berserk...
Wiz: ...And Nightmare, the demonic scourge from Soul Caliber.
—Guts vs Nightmare introduction
Wiz: Technology. It improves our lives, lets you watch cool shows on the internet, and sometimes it can help you to rival gods.
Boomstick: Like with Iron Man, the Armored Avenger...
Wiz: ...And Lex Luthor, arch nemesis of Superman.
—Iron Man vs Lex Luthor introduction
Wiz: Some of the greatest heroes of all are shunned by the very people they continue to protect.
Boomstick: Basically the worst deal ever.
Wiz: Like Beast, the blue genius of the X-Men...
Boomstick: ...And Goliath, the gargoyle who gives new meaning to the phrase, "tough as stone".
—Beast vs Goliath introduction
Wiz: They are the government's best kept secrets. Masters of stealth trained to kill in a hundred different ways from the shadows or face to face.
Boomstick: Solid Snake, the legendary soldier of Metal Gear...
Wiz: Sam Fisher, Splinter Cell's ultimate predator.
—Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher introduction
Wiz: These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will. But beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.
Boomstick: Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith...
Wiz: ...And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.
—Darth Vader vs Doctor Doom introduction
Wiz: Goku.
Boomstick: Superman.
Wiz: Titans of power, champions of unimaginable might...
Boomstick: ...Endlessly requested to fight each other, again.
—Goku vs Superman 2 introduction
Wiz: Guardians of treasure, champions of justice...
Boomstick: ...And proof that if you've got enough brute strength, you don't need to be smart to kick some serious ass.
Wiz: Donkey Kong, defender of the world's largest banana horde...
Boomstick: ...And Knuckles the Echidna, guardian of the all powerful Master Emerald.
Wiz: We have already established that standard Mario and Sonic related power-ups counter each other. For example, DK's Strong Kong could counter Hyper Knuckles. So, for this fight, we'll be sticking to the bare essentials.
—Donkey Kong vs Knuckles introduction
Boomstick: Long range weaponry are effective tools of destruction. But there's just something special about killing up close and personal with a blade. Like Wolverine, the vicious anti-hero of the X-Men...
Wiz: ...And Raiden, the deadly cyborg ninja from Metal Gear.
—Wolverine vs Raiden introduction
Wiz: (quoting Bruce Lee)"A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come."
Boomstick: But some fighters are dumb enough to ignore the legendary Bruce Lee's words. Like Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion
Wiz: ...And Dan Hibiki, the Saikyo Street Fighter.
—Hercule Satan vs Dan Hibiki introduction
Boomstick: Punching, the most useful language in the world when words fail. And these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.
Wiz: Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...
Boomstick: ...And Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy heavy hitter with enormous... power.
— Yang vs Tifa introduction
Wiz: In 1942, author Issac Asimov introduced the three laws of robotics to protect man from their cybernetic creations.
Boomstick: And thank God he didn't include anything against robot on robot violence. The world would just be way less fun.
Wiz: Mega Man, The Blue Bomber,
Boomstick: And Astro Boy, The Atomic Wonder Child.
— Mega Man vs Astro Boy introduction
Wiz: Since its creation in the Stone Age, the bow and arrow forever revolutionized hunting and warfare.
Boomstick: But these two archers have honed their bow skill to a degree of pure artistry.
Wiz: Green Arrow, the Emerald Archer of Star City.
Boomstick: And Hawkeye, purple-clad trick shooter of the Avengers.
—Green Arrow vs Hawkeye introduction
Boomstick: Since the darkest depths of the human psyche first created monsters, we've dreamed of harnessing their awesome power, like Red and his Pokémon, Charizard.
Wiz: And Tai and his Digimon, Agumon.
—Pokémon VS Digimon introduction
Season 3
Wiz: For some action heroes, it's not enough to just save the world.
Boomstick: They've gotta look good doing it!
Wiz: Dante, the devil hunter.
Boomstick: And Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch.
—Dante vs. Bayonetta introduction
Boomstick: Ever since the invention of princesses, there have been princess kidnappers.
Wiz: And these two are certainty among the top tier in their trade.
Boomstick: Bowser, the king of the Koopas.
Wiz: And Ganon, the demon king.
—Bowser vs. Ganon introduction
Wiz: Sometimes, the most unlikely of friends can become the best of heroes.
Boomstick: Ratchet and Clank, the cosmic commandos.
Wiz: And Jak and Daxter, the masters of eco.
—Ratchet and Clank vs. Jak and Daxter introduction
Boomstick: A long, long time ago, mankind began to walk.
Wiz: And then, we ran, and ever since that moment, we've been pushing speed to it's very limit, or in this case, past the point of absurdity
Boomstick: The Flash, DC Comics' scarlet speedster.
Wiz: And Quicksilver, Marvel's fast-talking Avenger.
—Flash vs. Quicksilver introduction
Wiz: They visit you for birthday parties, cheer you up when you're sad, and probably also want to kill you
Boomstick: Clowns... The Joker, Gotham's jester of genocide
Wiz: And Sweet Tooth, the violent victor of Twisted Metal
—Joker vs. Sweet Tooth introduction
Wiz: With Death Battle, our combatants are always extraordinary in one way or another, whether they're a superhero or a plumber.
Boomstick: But these two are literally built to show up the rest of their kind. Mewtwo, the Genetically Engineered Pokémon...
Wiz: And Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Life Form.
—Mewtwo vs. Shadow the Hedgehog introduction
Wiz: Before there was Red vs. Blue, there was Project Freelancer. The Freelancers were highly trained soldiers with experimental weaponry, and a mission so secret, not even they knew what it was.
Boomstick: Kinda stupid in hindsight, but these were true soldiers.
—Meta vs Carolina introduction
Boomstick: Mystical ninjas, evil sorcerers, gods, tournaments these days seem to attract all sorts, don't they.
Wiz: And yet there's always a few seemingly ordinary people brave enough, or stupid enough, to step into the ring.
Boomstick: Like Cammy White, Street Fighter's ass-sassin turned British secret agent.
Wiz: And Sonya Blade, the Special Forces general of Mortal Kombat.
—Cammy vs. Sonya introduction
Wiz: To be the elite, you must surround yourself with the best of the best; whether you band together to save the world, or just a worthless plot of land.
Boomstick: And every good team needs a good hit-and-runner.
Wiz: Like Tracer, the spunky agent of Overwatch.
Boomstick: And the Scout, the Boston-born merc of Team Fortress.
—Tracer vs. Scout introduction
Boomstick: Hey, Wiz. What has blonde hair, wears red, and fights like hell?
Wiz: Uh, today's fighters?
Boomstick: Aw, you guessed it. Ken Masters, the street fighting family man.
Wiz: And Terry Bogard, the orphan turned king of fighters.
—Ken Masters vs Terry Bogard introduction.
Boomstick: As the old saying goes, 'Behind every great man is a badass woman with a big hammer', something like that.
Wiz: And today's combatants are exactly that; what could go wrong?
Boomstick: Amy Rose, Sonic the Hedgehog's number one fangirl.
Wiz: And Ramona Flowers, the girl of Scott Pilgrim's dreams.
—Amy Rose vs. Ramona Flowers introduction.
Wiz: Pure, unadulterated rage. Usually, in a stressful situation, you'd want to avoid this sort of emotion in order to keep yourself focused.
Boomstick: Unless you're a giant rampaging pile of muscles. Like these two.
Wiz: Doctor Bruce Banner, The Incredible Hulk.
Boomstick: And Doomsday, the monster who killed Superman.
—Hulk vs. Doomsday introduction.
Boomstick: Past, present, or future, one kind of fighter has stood the test of time: the swordsman.
Wiz: And today's combatants are two of the most skilled warriors to ever wield a blade.
Boomstick: Roronoa Zoro, the feared swordsman of the Straw Hat Pirates.
Wiz: And Erza Scarlet, the battle mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
—Zoro Vs Erza introduction.
Wiz: Fiction has a very fragile set of rules. Authors should be wary, as one small crack can be enough to smash the boundary and send their stories careening out of control.
Boomstick: Are we really doing this?
Wiz: We're really doing this.
Boomstick: Well, here's Deadpool, Marvel's Merc with a Mouth.
Wiz: And Pinkie Pie, Equestria's peppy party pony.
—Deadpool Vs Pinkie Pie introduction.
Season 4
Wiz: Sometimes, an archaeologist needs a bit more than a shovel and a brush, especially when their on the hunt for the most legendary of treasure.
Boomstick: Yeah, if it were easy, everyone would be doing it. The best treasure hunters are the ones with the brawn to match their brain.
Wiz: Like Lara Croft, the Tomb Raider.
Boomstick: And Nathan Drake, seeker of the uncharted.
—Lara Croft Vs Nathan Drake introduction.
Wiz: Some people adventure for wealth, for some people, the wealth is in the adventure.
Boomstick: Either way, you'll be successful if you can bounce off your enemies.
Wiz: Like Scrooge McDuck, the wealthiest waterfowl to ever live.
Boomstick: And Shovel Knight, a shining example of the code of shovelry.
—Scrooge McDuck Vs Shovel Knight introduction.
Wiz: Every champion of justice inspires others... whether they mean to or not.
Boomstick: And sometimes that "inspiration" creates your worst nightmare.
Wiz: Venom, the ultimate antithesis to Spider-Man.
Boomstick: And Bane, the burly genius who broke the bat.
—Venom Vs Bane introduction.
Wiz: It's finally time for one of the biggest match-ups in Death Battle history.
Boomstick: Yeah, the giant robot fight of all giant robot fights.
Wiz: The Megazord, the heavy hitting mech commanded by five Power Rangers.
Boomstick: And Voltron, the defender of the universe piloted by five paladins.
Wiz: For this match-up there will be: No Dragonzord, no Galaxy Garrisons, no robot Brachiosaurus and no... mice.
Boomstick: Just a good old 5v5 war of the giant robots.
—Power Rangers vs Voltron introduction
Wiz: In ancient times, the Greeks believe everything to be made of four elements: earth, air, water, and the most difficult to control, fire.
Boomstick: But these two combatants have mastered the art of playing with fire. Natsu Dragneel, the dragon slayer mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Wiz: And Portgas D. Ace, the feared pirate known as: "Fire Fist".
—Natsu vs. Ace introduction
Wiz: The freezing chill of death is a horrifying thought, whether it comes from being alone in the mountains, submerged in the Antarctic....
Boomstick: Or if your really unlucky, getting iced by one of these "cool" warriors. Wow, sorry, that was bad, even for me.
Wiz: Sub-Zero, the cryomancer ninja of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Glacius, the icy alien with a Killer Instinct.
—Sub-Zero vs. Glacius introduction
Boomstick: I love a powerful woman, even better, one that keeps getting stronger and stronger! And today, we've got two of them!
Wiz: Android 18, the deadly cyborg killer from Dragon Ball...
Boomstick: And Captain Marvel, the hard hitting, high flying Avenger!
—Android 18 vs. Captain Marvel introduction
Wiz: It is the duty of all who dedicate their lives to the science of robotics: Make the coolest, deadliest machine you possibly can.
Boomstick: Just don't make 'em too smart, that never works out for you.
Wiz: Metal Sonic, Dr. Eggman's hedgehog destroyer.
Boomstick: And Zero, Dr. Wily's Maverick Hunter.
—Metal Sonic vs. Zero introduction
Boomstick: Monsters come in many shapes and sizes, but the best ones know kung-fu!
Wiz: Lucario, the steely canine from the world of Pokémon.
Boomstick: And Renamon, the razor sharp and literally foxy Digimon.
Wiz: For this match, we'll be analyzing the species as they are, therefore no trainers or tamers will be permitted, nor any moves or forms achieved unnaturally.
—Lucario vs. Renamon introduction
Boomstick: Thousands of years ago, one Greek guy punched another Greek guy, and then they just turned it into a sport.
Wiz: Indeed. Boxing is one of the oldest Olympic sports, and has since been refined and perfected for nearly 3000 years.
Boomstick: And today, we're pitting two of gaming's toughest boxers head-to-head.
Wiz: Balrog, the Crazy Buffalo from Street Fighter.
Boomstick: And TJ Combo, the Hard Hitting Champ from Killer Instinct.
—Balrog vs. TJ Combo introduction
Wiz: Hundreds of years ago, the samurai and the ninja battled across Japan, and these two fascinating ways of combat have been at odds ever since.
Boomstick: The Shredder, the sharp and shiny arch-villain of the Ninja Turtles.
Wiz: And Silver Samurai, the mutant swordsman who can slice through anything.
—The Shredder vs. Silver Samurai introduction
Boomstick: When it comes to public service, two animals have gone far beyond the call of duty.
Wiz: They're known throughout the world as the symbols of safety. So let's make them fight to the death.
Boomstick: Smokey Bear, the firefighting mascot of forest safety.
Wiz: And McGruff the Crime Dog, taking a bite out of crime wherever he goes.
—Smokey Bear vs. McGruff the Crime Dog introduction
Wiz: The different pantheons of gods and goddesses have always been rife with conflict, and these heavenly wars can last for centuries.
Boomstick: Like with Thor, Norse champion of Asgard and son of Odin.
Wiz: And Wonder Woman, Greek warrior of the Amazons and daughter of Zeus.
Boomstick: Like with Thor, Norse champion of Asgard and son of Odin.
Wiz: And Wonder Woman, Greek warrior of the Amazons and daughter of Zeus.
—Thor vs. Wonder Woman introduction
Wiz: The Holy Shonen Trinity. The Big Three. Any long-time reader of Shonen Jump will recognize these, some of the biggest titles in manga and anime history.
Boomstick: And it's time for two of those Shonen heroes to throw down!
Wiz: Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja Prodigy of the Hidden Leaf.
Boomstick: and Ichigo Kurosaki, the enormously powerful Soul Reaper from Bleach.
Boomstick: And it's time for two of those Shonen heroes to throw down!
Wiz: Naruto Uzumaki, Ninja Prodigy of the Hidden Leaf.
Boomstick: and Ichigo Kurosaki, the enormously powerful Soul Reaper from Bleach.
—Naruto Uzumaki vs. Ichigo Kurosaki introduction
Wiz: The future. Everyone wants to see it and why not?. It has robots, flying cars, and of course, superheroes.
Boomstick: Yeah, the future still has those, but they're even cooler 'cause of all the sweet gadgets.
Wiz: Like Terry McGinnis, the Batman Beyond.
Boomstick: And Miguel O'Hara, the the Spider-Man from 2099.
Boomstick: Yeah, the future still has those, but they're even cooler 'cause of all the sweet gadgets.
Wiz: Like Terry McGinnis, the Batman Beyond.
Boomstick: And Miguel O'Hara, the the Spider-Man from 2099.
—Batman Beyond vs. Spider-Man 2099 introduction
Wiz: The great philosopher Plato once said, "The measure of a man is what he does with power."
Boomstick: But to these guys, power is the measure of a man.
Wiz: Sephiroth, the fearsome One Winged Angel of Final Fantasy.
Boomstick: And Vergil, the half demon son of Sparda from Devil May Cry.
Boomstick: But to these guys, power is the measure of a man.
Wiz: Sephiroth, the fearsome One Winged Angel of Final Fantasy.
Boomstick: And Vergil, the half demon son of Sparda from Devil May Cry.
—Sephiroth vs. Vergil introduction
Season 5
Wiz: Predators. These beasts strike fear into the hearts of many.
Boomstick: Well, sometimes they strike in awe, but yeah, mostly fear.
Wiz: And these two superheroes embody the fear of specific predators to an extreme.
Boomstick: Batman, the genius crime fighter from DC comics.
Wiz: And Black Panther, Marvel's royal warrior scientist.
Boomstick: Well, sometimes they strike in awe, but yeah, mostly fear.
Wiz: And these two superheroes embody the fear of specific predators to an extreme.
Boomstick: Batman, the genius crime fighter from DC comics.
Wiz: And Black Panther, Marvel's royal warrior scientist.
—Batman vs. Black Panther introduction
Wiz: Emotions can be powerful things.
Boomstick: Ugh, are we really gonna talk about feeling and crying and stuff?
Wiz: Well, yes, and how they fuel some pretty powerful magic.
Boomstick: Sound look, like with Raven, the half demon sorceress of the Teen Titans.
Wiz: And Twilight Sparkle, the magical prodigy from My Little Pony.
Boomstick: Yep, really doing this again.
Boomstick: Ugh, are we really gonna talk about feeling and crying and stuff?
Wiz: Well, yes, and how they fuel some pretty powerful magic.
Boomstick: Sound look, like with Raven, the half demon sorceress of the Teen Titans.
Wiz: And Twilight Sparkle, the magical prodigy from My Little Pony.
Boomstick: Yep, really doing this again.
— Raven vs. Twilight Sparkle introduction
Wiz: We've covered a lot of macho heroes here on Death Battle, but these two are as manly and stoic as they come.
Boomstick: It's all in those sweet ass jackets. I mean, I guess they're pretty badass too.
Wiz: Jotaro Kujo, the delinquent turned hero from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Boomstick: And Kenshiro, the wandering Fist of the North Star.
Boomstick: It's all in those sweet ass jackets. I mean, I guess they're pretty badass too.
Wiz: Jotaro Kujo, the delinquent turned hero from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Boomstick: And Kenshiro, the wandering Fist of the North Star.
—Jotaro vs. Kenshiro introduction
Wiz: The early 1990s played host to one of the biggest battlegrounds the world had ever seen: The Console Wars.
Boomstick: Nintendo's and Sega's mascots were locked in a merciless duel over the gaming throne.
Wiz: But when the smoke cleared, a surprise third challenger was rising to the top.
Boomstick: The Sony PlayStation. And it didn't just have one mascot, it had two.
Wiz: Crash Bandicoot, the mutated marsupial from down under.
Boomstick: And Spyro the Dragon, the powerful purple hero of the Dragon Realm.
Boomstick: Nintendo's and Sega's mascots were locked in a merciless duel over the gaming throne.
Wiz: But when the smoke cleared, a surprise third challenger was rising to the top.
Boomstick: The Sony PlayStation. And it didn't just have one mascot, it had two.
Wiz: Crash Bandicoot, the mutated marsupial from down under.
Boomstick: And Spyro the Dragon, the powerful purple hero of the Dragon Realm.
—Crash vs. Spyro introduction
Wiz: If the fate of the universe is at stake, the last person you should trust to save it is a naive teenager with magical weapons they don't understand... but everybody does it anyway.
Boomstick: Like Sora, the Keyblade-wielding saviour of Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: And Pit, the angel warrior from Kid Icarus.
Boomstick: Like Sora, the Keyblade-wielding saviour of Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: And Pit, the angel warrior from Kid Icarus.
—Sora vs. Pit introduction
Wiz: Surviving the undead apocalypse takes grit, perseverance, and an army's worth of firepower. With all that — and some luck — these two became experts in zombie fighting.
Boomstick: Leon Kennedy, the top cop and government agent in Resident Evil.
Wiz: And Frank West, the backyard wrestling MacGyver of Dead Rising.
Boomstick: Leon Kennedy, the top cop and government agent in Resident Evil.
Wiz: And Frank West, the backyard wrestling MacGyver of Dead Rising.
—Leon Kennedy vs. Frank West introduction
Wiz: The art of magic is a perplexing thing. Only those with the right knowledge, talent, and willpower can truly claim to be the most powerful wizards of all.
Boomstick: Like Doctor Strange, the sorcerer supreme of Marvel Comics.
Wiz: And Doctor Fate, DC's defender of cosmic order.
Boomstick: Like Doctor Strange, the sorcerer supreme of Marvel Comics.
Wiz: And Doctor Fate, DC's defender of cosmic order.
—Doctor Strange vs. Doctor Fate introduction
Wiz: Everyone has different reasons for studying martial arts, for personal honor, to improve health...
Boomstick: And for kicking the crap out of other people! Like with Ryu, the wandering world warrior of Street Fighter.
Wiz: And Jin Kazama, the power-hungry martial arts master of Tekken.
Boomstick: And for kicking the crap out of other people! Like with Ryu, the wandering world warrior of Street Fighter.
Wiz: And Jin Kazama, the power-hungry martial arts master of Tekken.
—Ryu vs. Jin introduction
Wiz: Amongst the soldiers of history, the samurai is one of the most prestigious... and dangerous.
Boomstick: So let's pit two of the best of them against each other in a fight to the death!
Wiz: Samurai Jack, the warrior prince lost in time.
Boomstick: And Afro Samurai, who's one cold-blooded mother-effer.
Boomstick: So let's pit two of the best of them against each other in a fight to the death!
Wiz: Samurai Jack, the warrior prince lost in time.
Boomstick: And Afro Samurai, who's one cold-blooded mother-effer.
—Samurai Jack vs. Afro Samurai introduction
Boomstick: If my ex-wives have taught me anything, it's that there's no real limit to crazy.
Wiz: Like Carnage, Marvel's dangerously insane psychopath.
Boomstick: Or Lucy, the messed-up murder-lady from Elfen Lied.
Wiz: Elfen Leed. It's German.
Boomstick: Yeah, whatever.
Wiz: Like Carnage, Marvel's dangerously insane psychopath.
Boomstick: Or Lucy, the messed-up murder-lady from Elfen Lied.
Wiz: Elfen Leed. It's German.
Boomstick: Yeah, whatever.
—Carnage vs. Lucy introduction
Wiz: Across this vast world of different nations with different people, it is the clash of opinions which truly divides us. However, there is one universal truth which absolutely everyone can agree on.
Boomstick: Giant robots are frickin' awesome! Like Optimus Prime, the original G1 Transformer.
Wiz: And the RX-78-2, the original Mobile Suit Gundam.
Boomstick: These aren't just any robots; they're the old-school classics — the first of their kind and we're in for a robo-battle of East versus West.
Wiz: Well, Optimus was originally a Japanese toy-
Boomstick: Giant robots are frickin' awesome! Like Optimus Prime, the original G1 Transformer.
Wiz: And the RX-78-2, the original Mobile Suit Gundam.
Boomstick: These aren't just any robots; they're the old-school classics — the first of their kind and we're in for a robo-battle of East versus West.
Wiz: Well, Optimus was originally a Japanese toy-
—Optimus Prime vs. Gundam introduction
Wiz: In a world where superhumans can fly through the sky or lift buildings over their head, it takes a lot more than a pair of tights for a mere mortal to stand out in the crowd.
Boomstick: But these guys have it covered.
Wiz: Nightwing, the original protege of Batman.
Boomstick: And Daredevil, Marvel's man without fear.
Boomstick: But these guys have it covered.
Wiz: Nightwing, the original protege of Batman.
Boomstick: And Daredevil, Marvel's man without fear.
—Nightwing vs. Daredevil introduction
Wiz: Their rivalry is legendary. Their fame, unmatched. This battle has gone on for nearly three decades, but today, it finally comes to an end.
Boomstick: Mario, Nintendo's whimsical Italian turtle crusher.
Wiz: And Sonic the Hedgehog, Sega's specialist of speed.
Boomstick: Time to find out if Sega really does what Nintendon't!
Wiz: For this bout, we'll be using the same rules Death Battle has had for the past three years. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis.
Boomstick: Mario, Nintendo's whimsical Italian turtle crusher.
Wiz: And Sonic the Hedgehog, Sega's specialist of speed.
Boomstick: Time to find out if Sega really does what Nintendon't!
Wiz: For this bout, we'll be using the same rules Death Battle has had for the past three years. Most importantly, the original video games will be our primary source for analysis.
—Mario vs Sonic (2018) introduction
Wiz: Humans fear what they don't understand. Especially when it comes to the infinite potential of artificial intelligence.
Boomstick: Like Ultron, Marvel's mechanical mass murderer.
Wiz: And Sigma, the general of genocide from Mega Man X.
Boomstick: Like Ultron, Marvel's mechanical mass murderer.
Wiz: And Sigma, the general of genocide from Mega Man X.
—Ultron vs. Sigma introduction
Wiz: The finest warriors are never developed on their own. While some are simply molded by their enemies, the best usually seek the wisdom of a master.
Boomstick: ...Who for some reason is a weird old pervert. Like Roshi, turtle hermit and teacher to Dragon Ball's greatest hero.
Wiz: And Jiriya, the Toad Sage and instructor to the most famous ninja of all.
Boomstick: ...Who for some reason is a weird old pervert. Like Roshi, turtle hermit and teacher to Dragon Ball's greatest hero.
Wiz: And Jiriya, the Toad Sage and instructor to the most famous ninja of all.
—Roshi vs. Jiriya introduction
Wiz: Power. Some spend entire lives in search of it while for others, it is their birthright. But what truly matters in the end is how it's used.
Boomstick: Like with Thanos, the ultimate villain of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Darkseid, arch-nemesis to the Justice League.
Boomstick: Like with Thanos, the ultimate villain of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Darkseid, arch-nemesis to the Justice League.
—Thanos vs Darkseid introduction
Season 6
Boomstick: You know the phrase “there’s plenty of fish in the sea”? Yeah, real obvious. But it turns out, there’s a bunch of superheroes down there, too!
Wiz: I don’t think you understand what that phrase means.
Boomstick: Like Aquaman, the king of Atlantis
Wiz: And Namor, the first mutant and... also king of Atlantis.
Wiz: I don’t think you understand what that phrase means.
Boomstick: Like Aquaman, the king of Atlantis
Wiz: And Namor, the first mutant and... also king of Atlantis.
—Aquaman vs Namor introduction
Wiz: Mega Man may be an icon by himself, but others have carried on his legacy, creating real immortality.
Boomstick: Immortality? Not on this show! Time to find out which Mega Man is the most mega of the men.
Wiz: While there are many versions of the character to choose from...
(cut to a clip of the Mega Man from Captain N: The Game Master)
Wiz: Not that one, this battle will feature the five most prominent: The classic era Mega Man.
Boomstick: Mega Man X.
Wiz: Volnutt, from the Legends series.
Boomstick: Battle Network's MegaMan.EXE.
Wiz: And the alien Star Force Mega Man.
Boomstick: Immortality? Not on this show! Time to find out which Mega Man is the most mega of the men.
Wiz: While there are many versions of the character to choose from...
(cut to a clip of the Mega Man from Captain N: The Game Master)
Wiz: Not that one, this battle will feature the five most prominent: The classic era Mega Man.
Boomstick: Mega Man X.
Wiz: Volnutt, from the Legends series.
Boomstick: Battle Network's MegaMan.EXE.
Wiz: And the alien Star Force Mega Man.
—Mega Man Battle Royale introduction
Wiz: Some people are born to be heroes or villains. But many are thrust upon these roles with very little regard, and must simply make the best of their new, stressful life.
Boomstick: Like Black Widow, the covert enemy-turned-ally of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Widowmaker, the deadly - but unwilling - adversary of Overwatch.
Boomstick: Like Black Widow, the covert enemy-turned-ally of the Avengers.
Wiz: And Widowmaker, the deadly - but unwilling - adversary of Overwatch.
—Black Widow vs. Widowmaker introduction
Wiz: Many with great power choose to take up the responsibility of being a hero, but for others, it is thrust upon them when they least expect it.
Boomstick: Like Captain Marvel, the high flying Avenger.
Wiz: And Shazam, the literal boy turned hero of the Justice League.
Boomstick: Like Captain Marvel, the high flying Avenger.
Wiz: And Shazam, the literal boy turned hero of the Justice League.
—Captain Marvel vs. Shazam introduction
Wiz: It's a lesson every hero has to learn someday. Just because your enemy is a little on the chubby side doesn't mean he is a pushover.
Boomstick: Are you talking about me?
Wiz: I'm talking about Wario, the greedy and repulsive rival to Mario.
Boomstick: And King Dedede, the royal nemesis to everybody's favorite pink puffball Kirby.
Boomstick: Are you talking about me?
Wiz: I'm talking about Wario, the greedy and repulsive rival to Mario.
Boomstick: And King Dedede, the royal nemesis to everybody's favorite pink puffball Kirby.
—Wario vs. King Dedede introduction
Wiz: For years, humans have gazed at the stars, contemplating the possibilities of first contact with an alien race. Will we exchange gifts of peace, or weapons of war?
Boomstick: Weapons. Definitely weapons. Like these ones!
Wiz: Ben 10, protector of Earth and wielder of the Omnitrix.
Boomstick: And the Green Lantern, galactic lawman and bearer of the Power Ring.
Boomstick: Weapons. Definitely weapons. Like these ones!
Wiz: Ben 10, protector of Earth and wielder of the Omnitrix.
Boomstick: And the Green Lantern, galactic lawman and bearer of the Power Ring.
—Ben 10 vs. Green Lantern introduction
Boomstick: They're cold as ice! They're willing to sacrifice!
Wiz: Today, we're pitting together two queens of ice, born into powerful, if troubled, families.
Boomstick: Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company and member of the huntress team RWBY.
Wiz: And Mitsuru Kirijo, heiress to the Kirijo Group and member of the Persona-wielding SEES.
Wiz: Today, we're pitting together two queens of ice, born into powerful, if troubled, families.
Boomstick: Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company and member of the huntress team RWBY.
Wiz: And Mitsuru Kirijo, heiress to the Kirijo Group and member of the Persona-wielding SEES.
—Weiss Schnee vs. Mitsuru Kirijo introduction
Wiz: Whether it be to save the world or benefit themselves, every warrior has a different reason for fighting.
Boomstick: But when they're also a kickass celebrity, all that matters is they bring the hype!
Wiz: Johnny Cage, the stuntman turned legendary hero of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Captain Falcon, the racer turned bounty hunter on the track of F-Zero.
Boomstick: But when they're also a kickass celebrity, all that matters is they bring the hype!
Wiz: Johnny Cage, the stuntman turned legendary hero of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Captain Falcon, the racer turned bounty hunter on the track of F-Zero.
—Johnny Cage vs. Captain Falcon introduction
Wiz: The elements make up every aspect of the world we live in, and no average person can tame them.
Boomstick: But somehow, these kids can master them with a vengeance!
Wiz: Like Aang, the Avatar.
Boomstick: And Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist.
Boomstick: But somehow, these kids can master them with a vengeance!
Wiz: Like Aang, the Avatar.
Boomstick: And Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist.
—Aang vs. Edward Elric introduction
Wiz: Whether it be justice, vengeance, or the thrill of the kill, bounty hunting isn't for the faint of heart.
Boomstick: Especially when your usual targets are superheroes.
Wiz: The Ghost Rider, Marvel's relentless spirit of vengeance.
Boomstick: And Lobo, the spacehogging main man of DC Comics.
Boomstick: Especially when your usual targets are superheroes.
Wiz: The Ghost Rider, Marvel's relentless spirit of vengeance.
Boomstick: And Lobo, the spacehogging main man of DC Comics.
—Ghost Rider vs. Lobo introduction
Wiz: Whether they are benevolent deities or harbingers of doom, dragons... are freakin' awesome.
Boomstick: Hell yeah! Especially the robot kind. Like the Dragonzord, piloted by the Green Power Ranger.
Wiz: And Kiryu, the dangerous and mysterious Mechagodzilla.
Boomstick: Hell yeah! Especially the robot kind. Like the Dragonzord, piloted by the Green Power Ranger.
Wiz: And Kiryu, the dangerous and mysterious Mechagodzilla.
—Dragonzord vs. Mechagodzilla introduction
Wiz: They're grim, nihilistic and dreadfully ominous. Even when they fight on the side of good, they'll never crack a smile, or share in the reward.
Boomstick: Oh, great. We're talking about edgelords, aren't we?
Wiz: Sasuke, rival to Naruto and solitary survivor to the Uchiha Clan.
Boomstick: And Hiei, rival to Yusuke Urameshi and lonely orphan to demons. Neat!
Boomstick: Oh, great. We're talking about edgelords, aren't we?
Wiz: Sasuke, rival to Naruto and solitary survivor to the Uchiha Clan.
Boomstick: And Hiei, rival to Yusuke Urameshi and lonely orphan to demons. Neat!
—Sasuke vs. Hiei introduction
Wiz: Fame may be fleeting, and wealth, ephemeral, but true evil never dies.
Boomstick: It just comes back with a god damn second health bar!
Wiz: Ganondorf, the calamitous demon king of Princess Zelda's Hyrule.
Boomstick: And Dracula, the everlasting vampire lord of Castlevania.
Boomstick: It just comes back with a god damn second health bar!
Wiz: Ganondorf, the calamitous demon king of Princess Zelda's Hyrule.
Boomstick: And Dracula, the everlasting vampire lord of Castlevania.
—Ganondorf vs. Dracula introduction
Wiz: There are plenty of talented people in the world, but even then, only a select few have the honor of being called prodigy.
Boomstick: But being a prodigy can get to one's head. Or, ONE's head, if you know what I'm saying. Because, 'cause, y'know, the guy who made both these characters is called ONE? So... yeah.
Wiz: Mob, the reluctant psychic powerhouse from Mob Psycho 100.
Boomstick: And Tatsumaki, the fearless, ferocious esper from One Punch Man.
Boomstick: But being a prodigy can get to one's head. Or, ONE's head, if you know what I'm saying. Because, 'cause, y'know, the guy who made both these characters is called ONE? So... yeah.
Wiz: Mob, the reluctant psychic powerhouse from Mob Psycho 100.
Boomstick: And Tatsumaki, the fearless, ferocious esper from One Punch Man.
—Mob vs. Tatsumaki introduction
Boomstick: You sure this is gonna work? This'll shut him up for good?
Wiz: Trust me, it's the perfect plan.
Boomstick: Okay, let's get started.
Wiz: To most of us, the laws of reality are unbending rules we never question.
Boomstick: Even for us! But for some people, they're more like... guidelines.
Wiz: Such as Deadpool, Marvel's merc with a micropenis.
Boomstick: And The Mask, a total chad who just oozes big-dick energy.
Wiz: ...Huh. Could've sworn that would get his attention.
Boomstick: (slower than usual) He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: (also slower than usual) And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win-
Deadpool: My third Death Battle! Ha! Wait, what was that about a micrope- (cut off by title card)
Wiz: Trust me, it's the perfect plan.
Boomstick: Okay, let's get started.
Wiz: To most of us, the laws of reality are unbending rules we never question.
Boomstick: Even for us! But for some people, they're more like... guidelines.
Wiz: Such as Deadpool, Marvel's merc with a micropenis.
Boomstick: And The Mask, a total chad who just oozes big-dick energy.
Wiz: ...Huh. Could've sworn that would get his attention.
Boomstick: (slower than usual) He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: (also slower than usual) And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win-
Deadpool: My third Death Battle! Ha! Wait, what was that about a micrope- (cut off by title card)
—Deadpool vs. the Mask introduction
Boomstick: Let's be real; Superheroes with super strength are like rabbits. They're everywhere.
Wiz: But when a hero uses that strength to inspire others, they truly stand out from the crowds.
Boomstick: Like All Might, the symbol of peace from My Hero Academia.
Wiz: And Might Guy, master of ninja combat and bushy brows, from Naruto.
Wiz: But when a hero uses that strength to inspire others, they truly stand out from the crowds.
Boomstick: Like All Might, the symbol of peace from My Hero Academia.
Wiz: And Might Guy, master of ninja combat and bushy brows, from Naruto.
—All Might vs. Might Guy introduction
Season 7
Wiz: Throughout the Earths of Marvel and DC Comics, there are hundreds- no, thousands of superheroes saving the day. But what if I told you there were even more across the multiverse?
Boomstick: Oh, great! As if we don't have enough to keep track of already!
Wiz: Miles Morales, the Spider-Man of Marvel's Earth-1610.
Boomstick: And Static, the electric genius from DC's Dakotaverse.
Boomstick: Oh, great! As if we don't have enough to keep track of already!
Wiz: Miles Morales, the Spider-Man of Marvel's Earth-1610.
Boomstick: And Static, the electric genius from DC's Dakotaverse.
—Miles Morales vs. Static introduction
Wiz: It's a trope we're all familiar with. The Damsel in Distress crying for help.
Boomstick: Uh, yeah, Wiz, I don't think that's the case here, because these two are the opposite: If you ever hear them cry, you're dead.
Wiz: Black Canary, the blonde bare-knuckle brawler of DC Comics.
Boomstick: And Sindel, the literal scream queen from Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: Uh, yeah, Wiz, I don't think that's the case here, because these two are the opposite: If you ever hear them cry, you're dead.
Wiz: Black Canary, the blonde bare-knuckle brawler of DC Comics.
Boomstick: And Sindel, the literal scream queen from Mortal Kombat.
—Black Canary vs. Sindel introduction
Boomstick: When I was a kid, there was nothing better than watching my Saturday Morning 'toons. That's where I learned all my badass karate moves!
Wiz: The 80s and 90s certainly gave us some memorable characters and epic playground rivalries.
Boomstick: Like Leonardo, the head honcho of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Wiz: And Jason Lee Scott, leader of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
Wiz: The 80s and 90s certainly gave us some memorable characters and epic playground rivalries.
Boomstick: Like Leonardo, the head honcho of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Wiz: And Jason Lee Scott, leader of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.
—Leonardo vs. Red Ranger Jason introduction
Boomstick: Sometimes, the most awesome heroes aren't born; they're made. Like when I got my shotgun leg!
Wiz: Well, at least some heroes know what to do with their new abilities.
Boomstick: Like Genos, the cyborg sidekick of One Punch Man.
Wiz: And War Machine, best friend and understudy to Marvel's Iron Man.
Wiz: Well, at least some heroes know what to do with their new abilities.
Boomstick: Like Genos, the cyborg sidekick of One Punch Man.
Wiz: And War Machine, best friend and understudy to Marvel's Iron Man.
—Genos vs. War Machine introduction
Wiz: The element of ice is cold and unforgiving.
Boomstick: Literally!
Wiz: Only in an equally frigid and unmerciful land can one understand its true potential.
Boomstick: Like Gray Fullbuster, ice mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Wiz: And Esdeath, the imperial general from Akame Ga Kill.
Boomstick: Literally!
Wiz: Only in an equally frigid and unmerciful land can one understand its true potential.
Boomstick: Like Gray Fullbuster, ice mage of the Fairy Tail guild.
Wiz: And Esdeath, the imperial general from Akame Ga Kill.
—Gray vs. Esdeath introduction
Wiz: Bruce Lee once said "I don't believe in different ways of fighting. We all have two arms and two legs, so that is why I believe there should only be one way of fighting."
Boomstick: Clearly, he never met these two four-armed fighters with four forearms!
Wiz: Goro, the half-dragon prince of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Machamp, the fighting-type Pokémon from the Kanto region.
Boomstick: Clearly, he never met these two four-armed fighters with four forearms!
Wiz: Goro, the half-dragon prince of Mortal Kombat.
Boomstick: And Machamp, the fighting-type Pokémon from the Kanto region.
—Goro vs. Machamp introduction
Wiz: Mankind has always looked to the past with regret for mistakes, and to the future for the chance to correct them. But what if the past and future could be visited at the same time?
Boomstick: I'd say buckle up, but where we're going, we don't need seatbelts. Wait, was that the right quote?
Wiz: Cable, the time-travelling warrior mutant from Marvel.
Boomstick: And Booster Gold, the greatest DC Comics hero you've never heard of.
Boomstick: I'd say buckle up, but where we're going, we don't need seatbelts. Wait, was that the right quote?
Wiz: Cable, the time-travelling warrior mutant from Marvel.
Boomstick: And Booster Gold, the greatest DC Comics hero you've never heard of.
—Cable vs. Booster Gold introduction
Wiz: Heroes come in many different forms. Some are heroic protectors of justice, and others are the teachers who guide us to a brighter future.
Boomstick: And sometimes, they're both! Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi Master of the Galactic Republic, from Star Wars.
Wiz: and Kakashi Hatake, the Sixth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf and mentor to Naruto.
Boomstick: And sometimes, they're both! Like Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi Master of the Galactic Republic, from Star Wars.
Wiz: and Kakashi Hatake, the Sixth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf and mentor to Naruto.
—Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Kakashi introduction
Wiz: There's a thin line between the natural and the supernatural.
Boomstick: And for some reason, the weirdest of powers keep showin' up in teens. When's it gonna be our turn?
Wiz: Danny Phantom, Amity Park's half-human half-ghost superhero.
Boomstick: And Jake Long, the hip American Dragon of New York City.
Boomstick: And for some reason, the weirdest of powers keep showin' up in teens. When's it gonna be our turn?
Wiz: Danny Phantom, Amity Park's half-human half-ghost superhero.
Boomstick: And Jake Long, the hip American Dragon of New York City.
—Danny Phantom vs Jake Long introduction
Boomstick: Not every princess need some Knight in Shining Armor they've never met to rescue them.
Wiz: Some even take it upon themselves to protect other lands they've never known.
Boomstick: Like She-Ra, the Princess of Power in Etheria.
Wiz: And Wonder Woman, the warrior princess of the Amazons.
Wiz: Some even take it upon themselves to protect other lands they've never known.
Boomstick: Like She-Ra, the Princess of Power in Etheria.
Wiz: And Wonder Woman, the warrior princess of the Amazons.
—She-Ra vs. Wonder Woman introduction
Wiz: Everything that lives must die. Everything that is created must be destroyed. So sayeth these vanguards of the apocalypse.
Boomstick: Badass! But... why've they gotta be a golden ballerina and a purple cat?
Wiz: Lord Beerus, Dragon Ball's almighty God of Destruction...
Boomstick: ...and Empress Galaxia, the Sailor Scout of Destruction from Sailor Moon.
Boomstick: Badass! But... why've they gotta be a golden ballerina and a purple cat?
Wiz: Lord Beerus, Dragon Ball's almighty God of Destruction...
Boomstick: ...and Empress Galaxia, the Sailor Scout of Destruction from Sailor Moon.
—Beerus vs. Sailor Galaxia introduction
Boomstick: With all those cool anime heroes out there, there's bound to be plenty with angsty daddy issues.
Wiz: You mean like you?
Boomstick (With anime-style tears): Don't be silly, Wiz. I'm not an anime character. Like Prince Zuko, the firebending hunter of the Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Wiz: And Shoto Todoroki, the prodigal son of fire and ice from My Hero Academia.
Wiz: You mean like you?
Boomstick (With anime-style tears): Don't be silly, Wiz. I'm not an anime character. Like Prince Zuko, the firebending hunter of the Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Wiz: And Shoto Todoroki, the prodigal son of fire and ice from My Hero Academia.
—Zuko vs. Shoto Todoroki introduction
Wiz: Speed. It's the ultimate sensation on the human body.
Boomstick: And today, we're pitting together two of the fastest characters out there!
Wiz: To these two, speed is far more than simply moving fast. Wally West, the Fastest Flash from DC Comics.
Boomstick: And Sonic from Archie Comics. The most supersonic Sonic of all the Sonics!
Boomstick: And today, we're pitting together two of the fastest characters out there!
Wiz: To these two, speed is far more than simply moving fast. Wally West, the Fastest Flash from DC Comics.
Boomstick: And Sonic from Archie Comics. The most supersonic Sonic of all the Sonics!
—Wally West vs. Archie Sonic introduction
Wiz: Sidekicks, every good superhero, or world-conquering scientist, needs one, right Boomstick?
Boomstick: That's right! Hey! I think we all know which one of us is the real sidekick here.
Wiz: Such as the Winter Soldier, Marvel's brainwashed assassin.
Boomstick: And Red Hood, DC's resurrected Robin turned vigilante.
Boomstick: That's right! Hey! I think we all know which one of us is the real sidekick here.
Wiz: Such as the Winter Soldier, Marvel's brainwashed assassin.
Boomstick: And Red Hood, DC's resurrected Robin turned vigilante.
—Winter Soldier vs. Red Hood introduction
Boomstick: It's always nice to have a best friend attached to your hip, like me and my shotgun leg.
Wiz: But these two take their "friends" even further than that.
Boomstick: Venom, the lethal symbiote and Spider Man's best frenemy.
Wiz: And Crona, the deadly demon sword from Soul Eater.
Wiz: But these two take their "friends" even further than that.
Boomstick: Venom, the lethal symbiote and Spider Man's best frenemy.
Wiz: And Crona, the deadly demon sword from Soul Eater.
—Venom vs. Crona introduction
Wiz: Sir Thomas Browne once said "Every man is his own greatest enemy, and, as it were, his own executioner." For many, every day is a struggle to restrain the beast within.
Boomstick: Or else you might turn into a big ol' hulking werewolf!
Wiz: Such as Sabrewulf, the savage wolf-man of Killer Instinct.
Boomstick: And Jon Talbain, the kung-fu canine Darkstalker.
Boomstick: Or else you might turn into a big ol' hulking werewolf!
Wiz: Such as Sabrewulf, the savage wolf-man of Killer Instinct.
Boomstick: And Jon Talbain, the kung-fu canine Darkstalker.
—Sabrewulf vs. Jon Talbain introduction
Boomstick: Edison vs. Tesla. Coke vs. Pepsi. Goku vs. Superman...
Wiz: Few rivalries have lasted two decades or spawned epic battles like our second favourite series, Red vs. Blue.
Boomstick: With the Red Team, even though most of them don't actually wear red.
Wiz: And the Blue Team, their perpetually ocean-coloured rivals. For this battle, we'll be bringing these two groups back to where it all started.
Boomstick: To find out what would have happened had they stopped dicking around and actually just fought for real.
Wiz: Just to note, we will be locking any artificial intelligence characters within their own primary bodies, since they're generally invincible unless they stumble into an EMP.
Boomstick: You mean an Emp.
Wiz: What?
Wiz: Few rivalries have lasted two decades or spawned epic battles like our second favourite series, Red vs. Blue.
Boomstick: With the Red Team, even though most of them don't actually wear red.
Wiz: And the Blue Team, their perpetually ocean-coloured rivals. For this battle, we'll be bringing these two groups back to where it all started.
Boomstick: To find out what would have happened had they stopped dicking around and actually just fought for real.
Wiz: Just to note, we will be locking any artificial intelligence characters within their own primary bodies, since they're generally invincible unless they stumble into an EMP.
Boomstick: You mean an Emp.
Wiz: What?
—Red vs. Blue introduction
Wiz: Who run the world?.
Boomstick: The ladies! So obviously there's a bunch of awesome crime-fighting chicks out there.
Wiz: Like Barbara Gordon, DC Comic's vigilante known as Batgirl.
Boomstick: And Marvel's Gwen Stacy, the one you know as Spider-Gwen.
Boomstick: The ladies! So obviously there's a bunch of awesome crime-fighting chicks out there.
Wiz: Like Barbara Gordon, DC Comic's vigilante known as Batgirl.
Boomstick: And Marvel's Gwen Stacy, the one you know as Spider-Gwen.
—Batgirl vs. Spider-Gwen introduction
Boomstick: There are so many heroes with crazy, over-the-top superpowers, but there's one class of character everyone respects.
Wiz: The master of the martial arts.
Boomstick: Like Sanji, the sous chef of the Straw Hat Pirates searching for the One Piece.
Wiz: And Rock Lee, the hard working ninja warrior from the village of Naruto.
Wiz: The master of the martial arts.
Boomstick: Like Sanji, the sous chef of the Straw Hat Pirates searching for the One Piece.
Wiz: And Rock Lee, the hard working ninja warrior from the village of Naruto.
—Sanji vs. Rock Lee introduction
Wiz: As primal as the ground we walk on and the air we breathe, anger can keep us alive or doom us forever.
Boomstick: Well, on that fun note, let's jump into our season finale!
Wiz: First up is The Incredible Hulk, Marvel's mean, green, world-breaking machine.
Wiz: Then there's Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball.
Boomstick: Well, on that fun note, let's jump into our season finale!
Wiz: First up is The Incredible Hulk, Marvel's mean, green, world-breaking machine.
Wiz: Then there's Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball.
—Hulk vs. Broly introduction
Season 8
Wiz: Yoda, the legendary Jedi Master of Star Wars fame.
Boomstick: And King Mickey, His Highness of Disney Castle from Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: These two have proven time and time again that size matters not.
Boomstick: But let's see which of these tiny titans can swing their way to victory in a one-on-one duel.
Boomstick: And King Mickey, His Highness of Disney Castle from Kingdom Hearts.
Wiz: These two have proven time and time again that size matters not.
Boomstick: But let's see which of these tiny titans can swing their way to victory in a one-on-one duel.
—Yoda vs. King Mickey introduction
Wiz: Shadow the Hedgehog, powerhouse of chaos and rival to Sonic.
Boomstick: And Ryūko Matoi, the teen fighter in life fibers from Kill la Kill.
Wiz: These two may be tryhard incarnate, but when the chips are down, who is the deadliest edgelord of them all?
Boomstick: And Ryūko Matoi, the teen fighter in life fibers from Kill la Kill.
Wiz: These two may be tryhard incarnate, but when the chips are down, who is the deadliest edgelord of them all?
—Shadow vs. Ryūko Matoi introduction
Wiz: Lex Luthor, CEO of LexCorp and nemesis to Superman.
Boomstick: And Doctor Doom, King of Latveria and doom of the Fantastic Four.
Wiz: The intellect of these two evildoers is unmatched in their own worlds.
Boomstick: But what happens when the geniuses of these spiteful nerds collide?
Boomstick: And Doctor Doom, King of Latveria and doom of the Fantastic Four.
Wiz: The intellect of these two evildoers is unmatched in their own worlds.
Boomstick: But what happens when the geniuses of these spiteful nerds collide?
—Lex Luthor vs. Doctor Doom introduction
Wiz: Heihachi Mishima, billionaire megalomanic behind the King of the Iron Fist.
Boomstick: And Geese Howard, karate kingpin behind the King of Fighters.
Wiz: These two ruthless businessmen are as talented at martial arts...
Boomstick: As they are terrible at being dads! But whose fury will prove the most fatal?
Boomstick: And Geese Howard, karate kingpin behind the King of Fighters.
Wiz: These two ruthless businessmen are as talented at martial arts...
Boomstick: As they are terrible at being dads! But whose fury will prove the most fatal?
—Heihachi Mishima vs. Geese Howard introduction
Wiz: Blake Belladonna, the feline Huntress from RWBY.
Boomstick: And Mikasa Ackerman, the giant-killing scout from Attack on Titan.
Wiz: These two reluctant heroes are fighting for a better world.
Boomstick: What'll happen when they go toe-to-toe to see who's the swingiest and the cuttiest?
Boomstick: And Mikasa Ackerman, the giant-killing scout from Attack on Titan.
Wiz: These two reluctant heroes are fighting for a better world.
Boomstick: What'll happen when they go toe-to-toe to see who's the swingiest and the cuttiest?
—Blake vs. Mikasa introduction
Wiz: Danny Rand, Marvel's immortal Iron Fist.
Boomstick: And Po, the chosen Kung Fu Panda.
Wiz: The way of kung-fu can be full of hardship, but these two unlikely masters have shown that with the right training and determination, anyone can walk the path of the Dragon Warrior.
Boomstick: And Po, the chosen Kung Fu Panda.
Wiz: The way of kung-fu can be full of hardship, but these two unlikely masters have shown that with the right training and determination, anyone can walk the path of the Dragon Warrior.
—Iron Fist vs. Po introduction
Wiz: Steven Universe, a superpower half human half gem teenager.
Boomstick: And Star Butterfly, wild child princess from another dimension
Wiz: They both struggle with their responsibilities to save the world. But when pitting against each other who's heroics will triumph?
Boomstick: And Star Butterfly, wild child princess from another dimension
Wiz: They both struggle with their responsibilities to save the world. But when pitting against each other who's heroics will triumph?
—Steven Universe vs. Star Butterfly introduction
Wiz: Link, the courageous and determined hero of Hyrule.
Boomstick: And Cloud Strife, sword-swinging, spiky-haired Sephiroth slayer.
Wiz: Each are powerful warriors in their own right, but in a fight to the death, which one will win?
Boomstick: And Cloud Strife, sword-swinging, spiky-haired Sephiroth slayer.
Wiz: Each are powerful warriors in their own right, but in a fight to the death, which one will win?
—Link vs. Cloud (2021) introduction
Wiz: Batman, DC's vengeful crusader of the night.
Boomstick: Iron Man, Marvel's genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.
Wiz: These two mortal men have used their intellect and determination to take their place alongside gods.
Boomstick: And being filthy, stinking rich sure doesn't hurt either.
Boomstick: Iron Man, Marvel's genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.
Wiz: These two mortal men have used their intellect and determination to take their place alongside gods.
Boomstick: And being filthy, stinking rich sure doesn't hurt either.
—Batman vs. Iron Man introduction
Wiz: Goku Black, the body-stealing arbiter of divine justice.
Boomstick: And the Reverse Flash, DC's psychopathic speedster fanboy.
Wiz: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
Boomstick: But I'd say the sincerest form of flattery is NOT trying to kill your superhero husbando!
Boomstick: And the Reverse Flash, DC's psychopathic speedster fanboy.
Wiz: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
Boomstick: But I'd say the sincerest form of flattery is NOT trying to kill your superhero husbando!
—Goku Black vs. Reverse-Flash introduction
Wiz: Dio Brando, everlasting adversary of the Joestar bloodline.
Boomstick: Alucard, undying enforcer of the Hellsing organisation.
Wiz: Vampires, the spawn of nightmares formed from the blackest pits of man's demented imagination.
Boomstick: Anime, basically the same thing. What do you get when you combine them? Two of the meanest monsters out there!
Boomstick: Alucard, undying enforcer of the Hellsing organisation.
Wiz: Vampires, the spawn of nightmares formed from the blackest pits of man's demented imagination.
Boomstick: Anime, basically the same thing. What do you get when you combine them? Two of the meanest monsters out there!
—Dio vs. Alucard introduction
Wiz: Akuma, Street Fighter's supreme master of the fist.
Boomstick: Shao Kahn, Konqueror of Mortal Kombat.
Wiz: Today, we'll find out which final boss reigns supreme.
Boomstick: Shao Kahn, Konqueror of Mortal Kombat.
Wiz: Today, we'll find out which final boss reigns supreme.
—Akuma vs. Shao Kahn introduction
Wiz: Avatar Korra, master of all four elements.
Boomstick: Storm, the X-Men's goddess of the... storms... weather.
Wiz: The building blocks of our natural world are nothing if not tempestuous and unpredictable.
Boomstick: Which means you gotta be some kinda badass to control them.
Boomstick: Storm, the X-Men's goddess of the... storms... weather.
Wiz: The building blocks of our natural world are nothing if not tempestuous and unpredictable.
Boomstick: Which means you gotta be some kinda badass to control them.
—Korra vs. Storm introduction
Wiz:Madara Uchiha, the legendary messianic shinobi from Naruto.
Boomstick: Sōsuke Aizen, the Soul Reaper who stood upon the heavens from Bleach.
Wiz: We may dream of glory, but these two have the will to power to take it by force and claim a seat among the gods.
Boomstick: They're the biggest, baddest anime bosses around, and not even death can stop 'em. Ghost versus zombie, let's go!
Boomstick: Sōsuke Aizen, the Soul Reaper who stood upon the heavens from Bleach.
Wiz: We may dream of glory, but these two have the will to power to take it by force and claim a seat among the gods.
Boomstick: They're the biggest, baddest anime bosses around, and not even death can stop 'em. Ghost versus zombie, let's go!
—Madara vs. Aizen introduction
Wiz: Saitama, the One Punch Man.
Boomstick: Popeye, the Sailor Man.
Wiz: East versus west. Old versus new.
Boomstick: Healthy eating versus basic exercise!
Wiz: These two warriors may seem ridiculous, but their unassuming exteriors bely impossible strength.
Boomstick: Popeye, the Sailor Man.
Wiz: East versus west. Old versus new.
Boomstick: Healthy eating versus basic exercise!
Wiz: These two warriors may seem ridiculous, but their unassuming exteriors bely impossible strength.
— Saitama vs. Popeye introduction
Season 9
Wiz: Harley Quinn, DC's fantabulous anti-hero.
Boomstick: Jinx, the loose cannon of League of Legends.
Wiz: We live an a society that adheres to strict laws and norms, but these two ladies turn that system on its head with their wild enthusiasm for destruction and chaos.
Boomstick: Jinx, the loose cannon of League of Legends.
Wiz: We live an a society that adheres to strict laws and norms, but these two ladies turn that system on its head with their wild enthusiasm for destruction and chaos.
—Harley Quinn vs. Jinx introduction
Wiz: The Scarlet Witch, Marvel's Crimson Queen of Chaos.
Boomstick: Zatanna, DC's Magnificent Mistress of Magic.
Wiz: There are those who wield the mystic arts like gods to reshape creation to their whims.
Boomstick: And then there are those who like to put on a hell of a show. Either way, don't mess with them, if you know what's good for you.
Boomstick: Zatanna, DC's Magnificent Mistress of Magic.
Wiz: There are those who wield the mystic arts like gods to reshape creation to their whims.
Boomstick: And then there are those who like to put on a hell of a show. Either way, don't mess with them, if you know what's good for you.
—Scarlet Witch vs. Zatanna introduction
Wiz: Tanjiro Kamado, the Sun Breathing Demon Slayer swordsman.
Boomstick: Jonathan Joestar, the very first JoJo who ever... Joj'd.
Wiz: These two anime monster hunters are as deadly with a blade as they are infinitely good-natured.
Boomstick: But don't cross 'em, or they might leave you breathless.
Boomstick: Jonathan Joestar, the very first JoJo who ever... Joj'd.
Wiz: These two anime monster hunters are as deadly with a blade as they are infinitely good-natured.
Boomstick: But don't cross 'em, or they might leave you breathless.
—Tanjiro vs. Jonathan Joestar introduction
Wiz: Thor, the God of Thunder.
Boomstick: And Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans.
Wiz: The sky shakes when they appear and the earth trembles when they approach. No world can contain the power of these gods of war.
Boomstick: Or their egos.
Boomstick: And Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans.
Wiz: The sky shakes when they appear and the earth trembles when they approach. No world can contain the power of these gods of war.
Boomstick: Or their egos.
—'Thor vs. Vegeta introduction
Wiz: Omni-Man, the Invincible champion from the planet Viltrum.
Boomstick: Homelander, the world's greatest superhero, brought to you by Vought International.
Wiz: Few superheroes have stood the test of time with more plomb than the very first: Superman. But what if absolute power did in fact corrupt absolutely?
Boomstick: Answer: we're all screwed.
Boomstick: Homelander, the world's greatest superhero, brought to you by Vought International.
Wiz: Few superheroes have stood the test of time with more plomb than the very first: Superman. But what if absolute power did in fact corrupt absolutely?
Boomstick: Answer: we're all screwed.
—Omni-Man vs. Homelander introduction
Wiz: Hercules, the God of Strength.
Boomstick: Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.
Wiz: Myth has many heroes, but few overcome their paths to become legendary.
Boomstick: And maybe inspire some comics and anime, to boot!
Boomstick: Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.
Wiz: Myth has many heroes, but few overcome their paths to become legendary.
Boomstick: And maybe inspire some comics and anime, to boot!
—Hercules vs. Sun Wukong introduction
Wiz: Boba Fett, the greatest bounty hunter from a galaxy far, far away.
Boomstick: And The Predator. The monstrous man-slayer from beyond the stars.
Wiz: There's nothing quite like the thrill of the hunt, especially when you're chasing that most dangerous game.
Boomstick: Not humans! We're talking face-hugging aliens and space wizards!
Boomstick: And The Predator. The monstrous man-slayer from beyond the stars.
Wiz: There's nothing quite like the thrill of the hunt, especially when you're chasing that most dangerous game.
Boomstick: Not humans! We're talking face-hugging aliens and space wizards!
—Boba Fett vs. Predator introduction
Wiz: James Bond, the world famous agent 007.
Boomstick: John Wick, the hitman who did the impossible.
Wiz: Whether they fly solo or operate on behalf of the government, the world is filled with professional killers of all shapes and sizes.
Boomstick: But which one of Cinema's super assassins is packin' Parabellum, and which one will live to Die Another Day?
Boomstick: John Wick, the hitman who did the impossible.
Wiz: Whether they fly solo or operate on behalf of the government, the world is filled with professional killers of all shapes and sizes.
Boomstick: But which one of Cinema's super assassins is packin' Parabellum, and which one will live to Die Another Day?
—James Bond vs. John Wick introduction
Wiz: Black Adam, DC's ferocious champion of Shazam.
Boomstick: Apocalypse, Marvel's baleful mutant conqueror.
Wiz: Anubis, Thoth, Ra. For over thirty centuries, Egyptian mythology spawned countless legends.
Boomstick: And we've got comics' biggest baddies this side of the Nile.
Boomstick: Apocalypse, Marvel's baleful mutant conqueror.
Wiz: Anubis, Thoth, Ra. For over thirty centuries, Egyptian mythology spawned countless legends.
Boomstick: And we've got comics' biggest baddies this side of the Nile.
—Black Adam vs. Apocalypse introduction
Wiz: Trunks Briefs, time cop of the Dragon Ball xenoverse.
Boomstick: Silver The Hedgehog, secret freedom fighter from Archie Sonic.
Wiz: While these two temporal warriors may be well known, today, we're looking at their counterparts from alternate universes.
Boomstick: Silver The Hedgehog, secret freedom fighter from Archie Sonic.
Wiz: While these two temporal warriors may be well known, today, we're looking at their counterparts from alternate universes.
—Trunks vs. Silver introduction
Wiz: SpongeBob SquarePants, Nickelodeon's #1 nautical nincompoop.
Boomstick: Aquaman, the thalassic third wheel of the Super Friends. "Thalassic" means "ocean". I looked it up.
Wiz: The infinite ink black depths of the seven seas are home to any number terrifying awe-inspiring creatures.
Boomstick: They're also home to these two losers. Though, when it comes to cartoon characters, there's always more hidden beneath the waves. That's right, we're prioritizing the cartoons for maximum Toon Force shenanigans!
Boomstick: Aquaman, the thalassic third wheel of the Super Friends. "Thalassic" means "ocean". I looked it up.
Wiz: The infinite ink black depths of the seven seas are home to any number terrifying awe-inspiring creatures.
Boomstick: They're also home to these two losers. Though, when it comes to cartoon characters, there's always more hidden beneath the waves. That's right, we're prioritizing the cartoons for maximum Toon Force shenanigans!
—SpongeBob vs. Aquaman introduction
Wiz: Sauron, the Lord of the Rings.
Boomstick: The Lich King, Warcraft's Lord of the Scourge.
Wiz: Evil has many shapes, but few can match the presence of these kings of blight and shadow.
Boomstick: The Lich King, Warcraft's Lord of the Scourge.
Wiz: Evil has many shapes, but few can match the presence of these kings of blight and shadow.
—Sauron vs. Lich King introduction
Wiz: Deku, My Hero Academia's super student, straight out of U.A. High.
Boomstick: Asta, the anti-magical ass-kicker from Black Clover.
Wiz: Though you may be born bereft of the same gifts as your peers, there is nothing stopping you from achieving your dreams.
Boomstick: As long as you're a fictional character in a fantasy world- I mean, as long as you've got your friends by your side, you'll pack a hell of a punch.
Boomstick: Asta, the anti-magical ass-kicker from Black Clover.
Wiz: Though you may be born bereft of the same gifts as your peers, there is nothing stopping you from achieving your dreams.
Boomstick: As long as you're a fictional character in a fantasy world- I mean, as long as you've got your friends by your side, you'll pack a hell of a punch.
—Deku vs. Asta introduction
Boomstick (as he places the seventh Dragon Ball on a table): Last one! Man, these things are so easy to find nowadays...
Wiz: Yes! Now with this ultimate power, I can finally...
Wiz and Boomstick, simultaneously: Conquer the world! (Wiz)/Make Gogeta fight Vegito! (Boomstick)
Wiz: Uh, what?
Boomstick: Oh, come on! It's the ultimate Dragon Ball question! Which fusion of Goku and Vegeta is stronger? Gogeta, the combo greater than legends, or Vegito, the mix who surpassed gods?
Wiz: Intriguing. They are in many ways identical, yet still quite different, though in canon they only have a collective total of three appearances. To truly determine who would win, let's examine all of their material.
Boomstick: So that's Z, GT, Super, movies, games, guidebooks, Toei's twitter and even all the crazy Xenoverse and Heroes stuff.
Wiz: Hold onto your Dragon Balls.
Wiz: Yes! Now with this ultimate power, I can finally...
Wiz and Boomstick, simultaneously: Conquer the world! (Wiz)/Make Gogeta fight Vegito! (Boomstick)
Wiz: Uh, what?
Boomstick: Oh, come on! It's the ultimate Dragon Ball question! Which fusion of Goku and Vegeta is stronger? Gogeta, the combo greater than legends, or Vegito, the mix who surpassed gods?
Wiz: Intriguing. They are in many ways identical, yet still quite different, though in canon they only have a collective total of three appearances. To truly determine who would win, let's examine all of their material.
Boomstick: So that's Z, GT, Super, movies, games, guidebooks, Toei's twitter and even all the crazy Xenoverse and Heroes stuff.
Wiz: Hold onto your Dragon Balls.
—Gogeta vs. Vegito introduction
Season 10
Wiz: Ant-Man, Marvel's founding member of the Avengers.
Boomstick: The Atom, DC's legendary Mighty Mite.
Wiz: Good things come in small packages.
Boomstick: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Wiz: ...we're just trying to get these out of the way.
Boomstick: The Atom, DC's legendary Mighty Mite.
Wiz: Good things come in small packages.
Boomstick: The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
Wiz: ...we're just trying to get these out of the way.
—Ant-Man vs. Atom introduction
Wiz: The Chosen Undead, the accursed god-killer from Dark Souls.
Boomstick: The Last Dragonborn, the dragon-slaying saviour of Skyrim.
Wiz: Resigned to captivity, these two demihuman heroes embraced their destinies and stared down the very gods themselves.
Boomstick: And devour their friggin' souls!
Boomstick: The Last Dragonborn, the dragon-slaying saviour of Skyrim.
Wiz: Resigned to captivity, these two demihuman heroes embraced their destinies and stared down the very gods themselves.
Boomstick: And devour their friggin' souls!
—Dark Souls vs. Skyrim introduction
Wiz: Killua Zoldyck, Hunter x Hunter 's prodigious lightning assassin.
Boomstick: Misaka Mikoto, Academy City's ace electric princess.
Wiz: Question: what is more terrifying than the all-powerful, crackling might of lightning?
Boomstick: Lightning in the hands of cocky, hyper-talented...teenagers! Ugh, the worst combination...
Boomstick: Misaka Mikoto, Academy City's ace electric princess.
Wiz: Question: what is more terrifying than the all-powerful, crackling might of lightning?
Boomstick: Lightning in the hands of cocky, hyper-talented...teenagers! Ugh, the worst combination...
—Killua vs. Misaka introduction
Wiz: Stitch, Disney's extraordinary Experiment 626.
Boomstick: Rocket, Marvel's murderous mercenary mustelid! Those're like, weasels and ferrets and raccoons! You know, 'cuz he's a-
Wiz: Ahem, just because you're cute and fluffy doesn't mean you arent the deadliest thing in the universe.
Boomstick: Rocket, Marvel's murderous mercenary mustelid! Those're like, weasels and ferrets and raccoons! You know, 'cuz he's a-
Wiz: Ahem, just because you're cute and fluffy doesn't mean you arent the deadliest thing in the universe.
—Stitch vs. Rocket introduction
Wiz: Darth Vader, dark lord of the Sith.
Boomstick: Obito Uchiha, secret leader of the Akatsuki.
Wiz: Prime examples of how you could die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain.
Boomstick: Obito Uchiha, secret leader of the Akatsuki.
Wiz: Prime examples of how you could die a hero, or live long enough to become a villain.
—Darth Vader vs. Obito Uchiha introduction
Wiz: Jean Grey, the Marvellous Phoenix of the X-Men.
Boomstick: Raven, the Azarathean demon witch of the Teen Titans.
Wiz: If absolute power corrupts absolutely, in our quest to contain the beast within, we may well be consumed by-
Boomstick: Bird battle time! BA-CAWW!!!
Boomstick: Raven, the Azarathean demon witch of the Teen Titans.
Wiz: If absolute power corrupts absolutely, in our quest to contain the beast within, we may well be consumed by-
Boomstick: Bird battle time! BA-CAWW!!!
—Phoenix vs. Raven introduction
Boomstick: Guts, the Brutal Black Swordsman of Berserk.
Wiz: And Dimitri, the Savage Savior-King from Fire Emblem. Vengeance is an ever-malicious force that can turn anyone into a broken, traumatized-
Boomstick: Unstoppable one-man army!
Wiz: And Dimitri, the Savage Savior-King from Fire Emblem. Vengeance is an ever-malicious force that can turn anyone into a broken, traumatized-
Boomstick: Unstoppable one-man army!
—Guts vs. Dimitri introduction
Wiz: Martian Manhunter, DC's space ranger.
Boomstick: The Silver Surfer, Marvel's sentinel of the space waves.
Wiz: The depths of space hold secrets beyond our comprehension, but these sage superheroes have seen more of it than any of us could ever hope to.
Boomstick: The Silver Surfer, Marvel's sentinel of the space waves.
Wiz: The depths of space hold secrets beyond our comprehension, but these sage superheroes have seen more of it than any of us could ever hope to.
— Martian Manhunter vs. Silver Surfer introduction
Wiz: Bill Cipher, the triangular terror from Gravity Falls.
Boomstick: Discord, the devilish draconequus from My Little Pony.
Wiz: The mighty, the rightous, the profound, and the profane. We have featured all manner of warrior on DEATH BATTLE! before-
Boomstick: But none as silly as these two apocalyptic goofballs!
Boomstick: Discord, the devilish draconequus from My Little Pony.
Wiz: The mighty, the rightous, the profound, and the profane. We have featured all manner of warrior on DEATH BATTLE! before-
Boomstick: But none as silly as these two apocalyptic goofballs!
— Bill Cipher vs. Discord introduction
Wiz: Cole MacGrath, the patron saint of inFAMOUS.
Boomstick: Alex Mercer, the Blacklight Virus prototype from... [PROTOTYPE]! That's right, Champions! You voted for it so we're finally doing it... long after these characters were ever relevant! Oh, hey! Look what I found in the trash: an old script we wrote for this very matchup, way back in 2013!
Wiz: Wait, we haven't emptied our trash in ten years?
Boomstick: Alex Mercer, the Blacklight Virus prototype from... [PROTOTYPE]! That's right, Champions! You voted for it so we're finally doing it... long after these characters were ever relevant! Oh, hey! Look what I found in the trash: an old script we wrote for this very matchup, way back in 2013!
Wiz: Wait, we haven't emptied our trash in ten years?
—Cole MacGrath vs. Alex Mercer introduction
Wiz: Frieza, the dread emperor from Dragon Ball.
Boomstick: And Megatron, the Decepticon commander from Transformers.
Wiz: When these two dictators collide, the cosmos will tremble!
Boomstick: And Megatron, the Decepticon commander from Transformers.
Wiz: When these two dictators collide, the cosmos will tremble!
—Frieza vs. Megatron introduction
Wiz: Satoru Gojo, Jujutsu Kaisen's sorceror sensei.
Boomstick: Makima, Chainsaw Man's head of Tokyo Public Safety.
Wiz: These two paranormal mentors are so strong, that they change the very worlds they live in.
Boomstick: Makima, Chainsaw Man's head of Tokyo Public Safety.
Wiz: These two paranormal mentors are so strong, that they change the very worlds they live in.
—Gojo vs. Makima introduction
Wiz: Scooby-Doo, the miraculous mut from Mystery Incorporated.
Boomstick: Courage, the Cowardly Dog straight outta Nowhere.
Wiz: Canis familiaris. Man's best friend. The dog. No animal companion has stood by humanity's side as long or as loyally.
Boomstick: Even, and maybe especially, these two yellows-bellied, lily-livered scaredy-cats! Or... dogs.
Boomstick: Courage, the Cowardly Dog straight outta Nowhere.
Wiz: Canis familiaris. Man's best friend. The dog. No animal companion has stood by humanity's side as long or as loyally.
Boomstick: Even, and maybe especially, these two yellows-bellied, lily-livered scaredy-cats! Or... dogs.
—Scooby-Doo vs. Courage the Cowardly Dog introduction
Boomstick: Rick Sanchez.
Wiz: The Doctor.
Boomstick: These brilliant geniuses dominate the cosmos, but who would win in an all-out brawl?
Wiz: The Doctor.
Boomstick: These brilliant geniuses dominate the cosmos, but who would win in an all-out brawl?
—Rick Sanchez vs. The Doctor introduction
Boomstick: Son Goku.
Wiz: Superman.
Boomstick: It's time to answer the ultimate question and we're taking it all into play!
Wiz: We're examining Superman's extensive mainline comic book canon. Given Dragon Ball Super's contentious continuities, we'll be including all three, just to be thorough, plus Dragon Ball Heroes.
Wiz: Superman.
Boomstick: It's time to answer the ultimate question and we're taking it all into play!
Wiz: We're examining Superman's extensive mainline comic book canon. Given Dragon Ball Super's contentious continuities, we'll be including all three, just to be thorough, plus Dragon Ball Heroes.
—Goku vs. Superman (2023) introduction
Wiz: Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
Boomstick: And Unicron, almighty chaos-bringer. That's right, it's day we've all been waiting for!
Boomstick: And Unicron, almighty chaos-bringer. That's right, it's day we've all been waiting for!
—Galactus vs. Unicron introduction
Lyrics
Season 2
Your last mistake's been made
You're on a fast track to an early grave
And now you're never gonna get away
It's time to face consequences you can't escape
Watch me come alive
And burn so bright you better shield your eyes
I swear I'll watch you die
It should come as no surprise
When I end your life
Watch me come alive
I'm done holding back
This is my full-on attack
Watch me come alive
Watch me come alive
Beforе it all cuts to black
Choked out there's no hopе now
I'm 2 steps ahead, and you're 6 feet down
You thought it'd go the other way but no
Just keep on screaming out from under that epitaph you wrote
Your last mistake's been made
Fast track to an early grave
Never gonna get away
It's time to face consequences you can't escape
Watch me come alive
And burn so bright you better shield your eyes
I swear I'll watch you die
It should come as no surprise
When I end your life
Watch me come alive
I'm done holding back
This is my full-on attack
Watch me come alive
Watch me come alive
Before it all cuts to black
You should've been listening
I'm never giving in
Every single moment that I've been living in
Ecstacy leaving me euphoric next to the
Corpse that remains of the choice that you made
When you made that mistake
And I made your bones break like it wasn't a thing
Cause it wasn't so bring on the pain
If you think that you can, cause I'm fucking insane
And I'll leave you decaying and slain
Like the brother of Cain
Yeah it's really a shame
That you stepped in this ring
Cause you'll never step to me again!
Take a moment
Breathe
Unending to nobody, I am an ultimate hero
You're not even near, I'll reduce you to zero
In case I ain't clear enough?
There's only one god here.
Come alive
And burn so bright that you go blind
I swear I'll watch you die
You seem surprised that I'm still alive
Watch me come alive
I'm done holding back
This is the final attack
Watch me come alive
Watch me come alive
And now it all cuts to black
— Alive, from DEATH BATTLE! S02E25 - Goku VS Superman 2
If you do or if you don't
I know you will, I know you won't
There's no escape and soon you'll see
You're made of metal but you still bleed
I'll cut you right to what you call bone
Augmented warrior dying alone
A pseudonym because you fear your name
You're no hero just a pawn in their game
This war is all I am.
Underneath that mask you wear
You can't hide yourself in there
There will be blood, there will be pain
And before long you will be slain
A man no longer behind these eyes
Just a monster my humanity has died
Continue killing with no remorse
In the end you're just another corpse!
This war is all I am.
Sparks fly in a frozen slice,
Lock eyes as blades crack like ice
Time slows and shows we trade blows
But this exchange is coming to a close
The gloves are off and I'm seeing red
Unlocked the monster, you'll soon be dead.
Continue killing with no remorse,
In the end you're just another corpse!
This war is all I am.
— Exo-, from DEATH BATTLE! S02E27 - Wolverine VS Raiden
Ye
I've heard a thing or two
About you
They say you're good,
Now I'm not trying to shoot you down
But when it comes to war,
I've had a world tour
Don't want them second guessing
who runs this town
So let 'er rip, let's go
Until our hearts explode
I'm at the top of my game,
And you're just too slow,
That's why this fight was over
Before we'd begun
You're a trick shot, son,
But I'm a better one
Come on, crawl,
Let's see where your cover takes you
Another shot fired,
But I bolted straight through
I'm in the right, in this fight
You come into sight
And then we both pull back,
And let the tension rise
So let 'er rip, let's go
Until our hearts explode
I'm at the top of my game,
And you're just too slow,
That's why this fight was over
Before we'd begun
You're a trick shot, son,
But I'm a better one
So let 'er rip, let's go
Until our hearts explode
I'm at the top of my game,
And you're just too slow,
That's why this fight was over
Before we'd begun
You're a trick shot, son,
But I'm a better one
So let 'er rip, let's go
Until our hearts explode
I'm at the top of my game,
And you're just too slow,
That's why this fight was over
Before we'd begun
You're a trick shot, son,
But I'm a better one.
— You Have Failed This City, from DEATH BATTLE! S02E31 - Green Arrow VS Hawkeye
Season 3
A hidden truth
Lurking inside of you
Your destiny is never
Quite as simple as it seems
Bursting at the seams
With so much pent up rage
With so many shattered dreams~
Ambrosia, to have tasted your heights!
But per the mythos, my hubris will end this flight!
I left my hopes at the top of Olympus Mons!
I suppose there lies the joke, in leaving faith with the gods!
I never could just learn to let it go...
Despair and Determination in a vicious cycle!
Eternal ascent, but I'm reaching the end of my rope
And the air is getting thin, when will I fly again?
I never could just learn to let it...
Fall, my waxy wings are failing after all
And at this rate, I'll die before I
Reach the top!
Is my hope still up there with the gods?
If I don't pick up the pace
I'll never know.
A bed of roses, you'd think would lay to rest
But the fact remains, that the thorns are pressed to my neck
IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH!
You flinch at the sight of my blood,
As if it were the first time I'd bled for you...
I never could just learn to let it go...
Despair and Determination in a vicious cycle!
Eternal ascent, but I'm reaching the end of my rope
And the air is getting thin, when will I fly again?
I never could just learn to let it...
Burn, I know I'm not the first
But I also know you'll get what you deserve
When you fall from Olympus back to earth
My dreams will drag you down to me!
— Olympus Mons, from DEATH BATTLE! S03E02 - Bowser VS Ganon
Grant the souls I send your way
Final peace and rest at last
Cause they're going down
Yeah they're going down
You know they're going down
Yeah they're going down
Grant the souls I send your way
Final peace and rest at last
Cause they're going down
Yeah they're going down
You know they're going down
Yeah they're going down
If they ever thought they had a shot
You're the one who sold the lies they bought
Yeah they're going down
Yeah they're going down
— Slingshot, from DEATH BATTLE! S03E07 - Meta VS Carolina
Season 5
Better start moving
I'm throwing the Shoryuken
Thinking you the best
Then prove it, let’s start dukin'
Nah, I bob quick, then hit you with God Fists
Shoulder Flip, arm twists, your threats are harmless
I'm the road warrior, walking around in dysphoria
All your moves are flash and gas I’m ignoring 'em
Everywhere that I roam I'm a foreigner
Better hear me, your warnings up, before I leave a mark on your chest for the coroner
I'm Jin Kazama, I'm bringing the drama, I'm a -
- kick the flame out your dragon mouth, just tap out
The whole worlds against me, so what's another peon?
Don't rattle the blood inside of me, you’ll be dead to the eons
You ain’t ready to face the hard streets
I rock in mach speed and Tatsumaki
Hurricane for your pain, I just knock my foes
And if they last a few rounds I got the Dark Hadou
I got the Lightning, freighting to everybody fighting
I make a world crisis whenever I get excited
I can knock you through stages and level screens
And if you last a few rounds I'll bring the Devil Gene
Refigure my V-Trigger get beat quicker
You can’t manage, your soul vanish with stun damage
I go frantic, with every move when I'm Hyper
Uppercut to the gut, I'm bout to tear your life up!
((Fight!))
It's a war, lift your hands
Power up, let’s see who can stand
((Let's Fight!))
Hear the roar from the fans
Who can win with moves and commands
((Fight!))
It's a war, lift your hands
''Power up, let's see who can stand
((Let's Fight!))
Hear the roar from the fans
Who can win with moves and commands
You - Can't - Beat - Me
I - am - Rage!
Fire - Fall
All - Days
I got a feeling, the powers building, I'm ill all night
I been concealing it, now I'm wielding it, reel in freight
Your death is eminent, stop defending it, end on sight
With no remembrance, disassemble your will to fight
((Fight!))
It's a war, lift your hands
Power up, let’s see who can stand
((Let's Fight!))
Hear the roar from the fans
Who can win with moves and commands
((Fight!))
It's a war, lift your hands
''Power up, let's see who can stand
((Let's Fight!))
Hear the roar from the fans
Who can win with moves and commands
((Fight!))
((Let's Fight!))
((Fight!))
((Let's Fight!))
— Fight Like A Devil, from DEATH BATTLE! S05E08 - Ryu VS Jin
I'm hard, cold steel
A cyber battle-ready cosmonaut
Slice it up, shoot to kill
It's only you and I, someone's dying tonight
Is it the spark, that ignites?
Or the pilot inside with a will to survive?
In the fire, through the fight,
In the emptiness of space, we prove our might!
Riding the wings of iron!
Victory forged in fire!
Stoking the funeral pyre,
We are limitless!
Out here in outer space,
A contest of the modern age!
Rages on and engulfs the flames!
We are limitless!
Is it the spark, that ignites?
Or the pilot inside with a will to survive?
In the fire, through the fight,
In the emptiness of space, we prove our might!
Riding the wings of iron!
Victory forged in fire!
Stoking the funeral pyre,
We are limitless!
Out here in outer space,
A contest of the modern age!
Rages on and engulfs the flames!
We are limitless!
— Wings of Iron, from DEATH BATTLE! S05E11 - Optimus Prime VS Gundam
No bones beneath, no skin
Just a polished exoskeleton
Every game that I'm in, I win
All your best efforts are an imitation
Product of the digital mind
I'll build the future that I datalized
Into a world of my image, perfected
I won't stop until you're all infected!
These bots that I employ
Be consumed or be destroyed
Submit to the hate, admit it's your fate
Try to get free but you'll never escape
Product of the digital mind
I'll build the future that I datalized
Into a world of my image, perfected
I won't stop until you're all infected!
You showed up just to get smacked down
I find you, and I'm deleting you now
You sit in the ring, but you can't shake the king
You like picking trash and I'm taking you out
Product of the digital mind
I'll build the future that I datalized
Into a world of my image, perfected
I won't stop until you're all infected!
— Infection Perfection, from DEATH BATTLE! S05E14 - Ultron VS Sigma
Let’s fight
I reign supreme
The emperor
(I’m galactic!)
Swiping away your tactics
Crushing you under my feet
You’re a peasant, nothing to me
Turn to dust! My power and lust
Will hunt your defeat
Let’s swing with it
I change reality when I think
To the brink of your soul
I own it all, I’m a fiend!
I’m the king of this universe
Now I’m knocking you through the dirt
Put a stop to you, now it hurts
Bow down and or it will get worst
I’m the king!
Battle for the universe, let's get striking
Feel the the power and the force of the mightiest fighting
Energy blast hit fast, Eye Beams like lightning
Who can win? A new god or the hands of a Titan?
I'm the king!
(You can't stand this tortuous pain)
I'm the king!
(So worship this warrior's reign)
Yeah, heart and pride crash like when stars collide
Feel it all inside
I'm ready for your soul's demise
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
Let’s get it on! I’m here
Don’t give me love, just fear!
Since I made my premiere
Got the universe at my will
My power’s making you kneel
Cause you ain’t ready to brawl
I got Death’s phone number
And I’m making a call
I walk through portals
Step on the boards of time and space ~
You’re never stopping this
King of Apokolips
Turn planets into slaves
Better give me respect
I bring Sparx in death battles
The Omega Effect
It'll cost you a life to battle me
Settle your debt
I took lives to get to the throne
I never regret
Heads roll when I step in, give me your neck
Ha! No one can stand
I bring power, bend your knees, I hold in my hand
A gauntlet full of power, Infinity stones
I break bones, in my zone, your divinity's gone
I'm the greatest
With the snap of my fingers I change populations
Better run from this Eternal, just stop debating
I battled everybody, challenged the best
Even Odin, and crushed the Avengers just like they're rodents
Battle for the universe, let's get striking
Feel the the power and the force of the mightiest fighting
Energy blast hit fast, Eye Beams like lightning
Who can win? A new god or the hands of a Titan?
I'm the king!
(You can't stand this tortuous pain)
I'm the king!
(So worship this warrior's reign)
Yeah, heart and pride crash like when stars collide
Feel it all inside
I'm ready for your soul's demise
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
Yeah war inside
I'm full of pride
I'm 'bout to rise
Make you vanish like a planet
Just go head and die
Yeah war inside
I'm full of pride
I'm 'bout to rise
Make you vanish like a planet
Just go head and die
Yeah war inside
I'm full of pride
I'm 'bout to rise
Make you vanish like a planet
Just go head and die
Yeah war inside
I'm full of pride
I'm 'bout to rise
Make you vanish like a planet
Just go head and die
Battle for the universe, let's get striking
Feel the the power and the force of the mightiest fighting
Energy blast hit fast, Eye Beams like lightning
Who can win? A new god or the hands of a Titan?
I'm the king!
(You can't stand this tortuous pain)
I'm the king!
(So worship this warrior's reign)
Yeah, heart and pride crash like when stars collide
Feel it all inside
I'm ready for your soul's demise
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
I'm the king!
— Kings of Infinity, from DEATH BATTLE! S05E16 - Thanos VS Darkseid
Season 6
Can't knock off my emerald crown
The cold cosmos forged my emerald crown
A force of justice from a league of renown
The cosmos are mine, the cosmos are mine
I'm schizophrenic
I'm not schizophrenic
There's ten of me but I swear
We're not schizophrenic maybe
— Emerald Heroes, from DEATH BATTLE! S06E06 - Ben 10 VS Green Lantern
Doesn't matter time or place
If I hear you call my name
Know that everything will be okay!
With a smile on my face
I will face the darkest day
They rely on me when it all needs saved!
I've held the weight of the world
And I carry the fire
I'm a Symbol of Hope, a Symbol of Peace
A man to admire!
I burn as intense as the sun
With passion and desire
Unlock every Gate
Whatever it takes when the fight's looking dire!
(I'll never give up!)
Doesn't matter time or place
If I hear you call my name
Know that everything will be okay!
With a smile on my face
I will face the darkest day
They rely on me when it all needs saved!
There's an era approaching when I'll
When I'll have to pass on the torch
When you'll follow in these steps
On the path that I've scorched
There'll come a time when I'm wearing down
But you can rest assured
That isn't now!
(Dig deeper!)
Doesn't matter time or place
If I hear you call my name
Know that everything will be okay!
With a smile on my face
I will face the darkest day
They rely on me when it all needs saved!
— Mighty, from DEATH BATTLE! S06E16 - All Might VS Might Guy
Season 7
Wassup?
¡Dígame! "Along with this great power comes responsibility."
See the lightning mighty close, I'll never swing away
I see you running. ¡Adiós! Bet I won't "see ya later."
Forgive me but can I be honest?
I'm fully transparent
You ride on trash cans
Shocking you'd be my next match!
I'm running all over the walls
Sticking and moving, I brawl
You'll never see me at all
You're taking the fall, I gotta pray for them all:
Spider-Man answer the call!
You ain't ready for the Static
Don't act dramatic
Break you down like it's mathematics
I'm the hero, you can check my status
Step on up! Think you the baddest?
I'm magnetic and I'm athletic
Wanna battle? Get the mask ready
Try to act steady, my attacks heavy
Boy your Venom Blast just a tad petty
Heard your Daddy's a cop, then you should hide in his precinct
Before I take a weekend in sequence, leave you weakened and bleeding
You're so pathetic, better call your Mom, I know she's a medic
I'm 'bout to hit you with a force that's electromagnetic
Let's go to war, I'm seeing red when I walk on the edge
Yeah I'm tearing through the net, got a shock for the webs
I'm exploding through the air, 'bout to snatch you outta your dreads
Burn you right out of your threads, let's battle up to the death
You better step back check that, you don't wanna fight
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night
You better step back check that, you don't wanna fight
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night
Turn it up!
Virgil, I'ma be completely emphatic
You can never beat me with a frequency
All they gonna hear is some Static
Picking all apart your composure
Then put away the Spark, "nice to know ya!"
On to the next though
You ain't no Electro
Better get a charge on your motor
Venom is stunning electric in front of me
You ain't a threat to my senses (ain't tingling)
Insulation is a valid defense
And a drop of water I'm about to dispense
Choose to stop by a gym
Run another 3 miles home
Or run to DC all you want
Cause you'll never be Miles-tone
Let's go blow for blow
Get a broken nose
Feel my volts
As you overload
Realest hero up here
You think you better
You just a joke
You're not even the best in the Spiderverse
Got a fighter's chance but you ain't even better than Spider-Ham
I got a lightning hand for you, you a brat living spoil
All the girls just avoid you, at your school they ignore you
I'm the hero in the streets with the powers off the meter
So just focus on your features, turn invisible and beat it
Let's go to war, I'm seeing red when I walk on the edge
Yeah I'm tearing through the net, got a shock for the webs
I'm exploding through the air, 'bout to snatch you outta your dreads
Burn you right out of your threads, let's battle up to the death
Boy, you better step back check that, you don't wanna fight
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night
You better step back check that, you don't wanna fight
I'll leave your head cracked, chest smashed, won't make it through the night!
— Watts Up Danger, from DEATH BATTLE! S07E01 - Miles Morales VS Static
Hell's more likely to freeze
I'm seeing my breath in the wind
Can't believe this is happening again
(Just bleed)
You thought you'd just come disrespect me?
Where I'm from, yeah, we call that a sin
Tension in the atmosphere,
And yet my mind is clear,
'Cause I don't have no time to feel fear!
Well there's your mistake,
'Cause I can't wait to watch you break
Your blood on the snow
Goes from boiling to cold.
Heart beating so slow,
Once the frostbite takes hold.
Temperature lowers degree by degree
The perfect arena for me -
When even the air is beginning to freeze,
And it's only getting
Colder.
It all fades to white, hope you got your closure
Colder.
Don't close your eyes, this isn't over
Your final mistake when you chose to face me
Hell's more likely to freeze
Remember you started this fight,
What a lack of foresight.
It's cute that you think you'll survive!
You must be out of your mind,
Such a waste, that you came here to die!
You took the words from my mouth -
Soon the only guild that you'll serve is a box in the ground!
Temperature still going down,
Crystals around, and it's only getting
Colder.
It all fades to white, hope you got your closure
Colder.
Don't close your eyes, this isn't over
Your final mistake when you chose to face me
Hell's more likely to freeze
— Lost Ice Storms, from DEATH BATTLE! S07E05 - Gray VS Esdeath
Reveal my monstrous nature!
Flooded in blood by the weight of my curse
No time for heroes or saviors in this
Night shows the reflected white in my eyes
By the moonlight
I'm not sure I can cling to the shreds of my mind!
I can't concede, who's the beast and who am I? Where do I draw the line?
Claws and teeth, flesh and heat,
Am I a man or beast?
Claws and teeth, flesh and heat,
Was it the monster or me?
Blood Moon, I won't give into you!
Blood Moon, losing myself into this
Blood Moon has me...
BLIND!
Lycanthropic intentions envelop me!
Blood Moon, I won't give into you!
Blood Moon, losing myself into this
Blood Moon has me blind
Driving me out of my mind!
No time for heroes or goddamn saviors! (Goddamn saviors!)
Primal pulses polluting and pounding my brain
I know you're the same!
Ancient urges this curse has awakened in me
I know that you are the same!
I've lost my mind, blurred the line in between
The monster and me,
I've lost my humanity!
— Blood Moon, from DEATH BATTLE! S07E16 - Sabrewulf VS Jon Talbain
Hey~ 私は貴方を破壊します
Hey~ 貴方はいま死んでしょ
Hey~ 私の力はかっこいすぎる
Hey~ 貴方の力はなにもない
私は怒りです
Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!
I am the rage!
Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!
I have the strength!
Hey~ 私の力はかっこいすぎる
Hey~ 貴方の力はなにもない
私は怒りです
Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!
I am the rage!
Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!
I have the strength!
Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!
I am the rage!
Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!
I have the strength!
Ika-Ika-Ika-Ika-Ikari!
I am the rage!
Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara~ Chikara!
I have the strength!
I... Ika... Ikari
I... Ika... IKA..!
— Ikari, from DEATH BATTLE! S07E20 - Hulk VS Broly
Season 8
See the chaos in me, losing control with every fiber of my being
See the chaos in me, losing control
Viciously
Embrace the chaos vengeance brings
Unleash a twisted scream
With all the weight of a fake,
You embrace your fate so readily
You could never be like me!
Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unravel in all of me!
I saw that moment, still frozen in time!
A shadow leading the blind!
I've paid in blood,
Paved the way for the changes I thought I should,
All for the greater good,
But I'll fight like the fucking devil wishes he could!
Hail to the king of the misery
Go on and lose your way, let's just see where it leads!
It's always back to me.
Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unravel in all of me!
I saw that moment, still frozen in time!
A shadow leading the blind!
Angels singing immaculately as the threads you're pulling unravel in all of me!
I saw that moment, still frozen in time!
A shadow leading the blind!
I've paid in blood,
Paved the way for the changes I thought I should,
All for the greater good,
But I'll fight like the fucking devil wishes he could!
— Chaos Unraveled, from DEATH BATTLE! S08E02 - Shadow VS Ryūko
Flood!
Now the sky's raining blood!
Everything that I love's falling away
And there's no escape!
From shadows we rise
The curse of a bloodline
That's fated to fight just to survive (just to survive)
Giving our hearts and minds
From the day we were born we knew this is how we might die (die)
Flood!
Now the sky's raining blood!
Everything that I love's falling away
And there's no escape!
Ringing so clear in my ears,
The terror of voices that cry out in fear
In this war! This endless war!
They gave you their lives and you still need more!
You monsters are people
Despite all the evil
You monsters are people
Despite all the evil
Flood!
Now the sky's raining blood!
Everything that I love's falling away
And there's no escape!
Blood!
Raining down from above!
Watch the sky open up, taking everything away
And there's still no escape!
You monsters are people
Despite all the evil
You monsters are people
Despite all the evil
— Thunder Shroud, from DEATH BATTLE! S08E05 - Blake Belladonna VS Mikasa Ackerman
Who said that talk is cheap?
Well they ain't never met me
I'm a bona fide, certified
New age king
Heavy crown
Come around just to cut you down, this town ain't
Big enough
For the both of us
Locked yourself away inside that ivory tower,
It's easy to see why delusions of power
Would sink into your bones
You need to learn to let it go
Whoa oh oh
You act so above it all
Whoa oh oh
Let it go, let it go, lose control
All that money couldn't buy you class, I'll prove
It doesn't take a Superman to kick your ass
Mr. Wayne, bring the pain, as if you ever could
Gonna dust you, leave you saying you "don't feel so good"
One more time
Come on and prove me right
Whoa oh oh
You act so above it all
Whoa oh oh
Let it go, let it go, lose control
— Suit Yourself, from DEATH BATTLE! S08E09 - Batman VS Iron Man
A face so familiar
Burning memories of an enemy
The fate of a killer
Fulfilling destiny, giving everything
In time, I'll leave this world purified
A tragic case of mistaken identity
Thought it was him, but it was me
Obsession hanging over my head like a noose
Perfection visualized resembles the death of you
A face so familiar
Burning memories of an enemy
The fate of a killer
Fulfilling destiny, giving everything
In time, I'll leave this world purified
A tragic case of mistaken identity
Thought it was him, but it was me
Obsession hanging over my head like a noose
Perfection visualized resembles the death of you
— Reverse Rose, from DEATH BATTLE! S08E10 - Goku Black VS Reverse-Flash
Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you finally see
What it means to burn with me
Perception changing
Illusions are taking the weight of a warring mind
Into their design
All of the world that you thought that you knew
Exists inside of you
I don’t just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through
Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you finally see
What it means to burn with me
Illusions breaking
Reflеctions escaping the mirror, they come to life
Shattering time
I don’t just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through you
I don’t just see you
I see right through you
I don't just see you
I see right through!
KING OF THE LIES
Is seeing believing?
Then I'm the man who shapes reality
The whole world bending the knee
The king of deceiving
Stealing the moon so you finally see
What it means to burn with me
Burn with me
Burn with me!
— Hollow Dreams, from DEATH BATTLE! S08E15 - Madara VS Aizen
Season 9
Been kinda manic,
Murder in my eyes I tend to thrive when people panic
Feel most alive when screaming at you through the static
I make my entry dramatic, BUT THE EXIT WOUND WAS MORE TRAUMATIC
I start a fire just to watch it all burn,
It's in my nature that I'll never learn
Homicidal tendencies I've come to terms
THE VIOLENCE IS ALL JUST A PART OF MY NATURE
I can't be reasoned with
My whim sways like the wind
The broken state of this society
That even I can see this is the end
I've never lost and that's not gonna happen
I can't be stopped so what's THE POINT IN ASKING?!
I wanna watch it all burn, I wanna watch it all burn down
THIS TRAGEDY'S A COMEDY SO TURN THAT FROWN AROUND
This culture is a coaster are you ready for the drop?
Been strung up like a puppet time to watch you fall
I can't be reasoned with
My whim sways like the wind
The broken state of this society
That even I can see this is the end
I've never lost and that's not gonna happen
I can't be stopped so what's THE POINT IN ASKING?!
I wanna watch it all burn, I wanna watch it all burn down...
This tragedy's a comedy so turn that frown AROUND
Ha ha
I've never lost and that's not gonna happen
I can't be stopped so what's THE POINT IN ASKING?!
I wanna watch it all burn, I wanna watch it all burn down
THIS TRAGEDY'S A COMEDY SO TURN YOUR FUCKING FROWN AROUND!
— Mad Laugh Riot, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E01 - Harley Quinn VS Jinx
I fight for fury, fight for pride
Honor and vengeance are my birthright
A fallen warrior race, no place for our bloodline
We are the princes of pride
The violence of tyrants, the wrath of the divine
Avenging acts of genocide
I will rise, I will rise
I fight for fury, fight for pride
Honor and vengeance are my birthright
A fallen warrior race, no place for our bloodline
We are the princes of pride
I will rise, I will rise
I fight for fury, fight for pride
Honor and vengeance are my birthright
A fallen warrior race, no place for our bloodline
We are the princes of pride
We are the princes of pride
— Princes of Pride, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E04 - Thor VS Vegeta
You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin'
We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin'
Struck out like a match, astounding that you think that you could beat me
Strike back, what was that just now? As the plane goes down, do I make it look easy?
Honestly, all you weaklings look the same (look the same)
On the ground and your face is contorted in pain (pain, pain)
You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin' (pain, pain)
We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin' (pain, pain)
You feel the hate 'cause every step I take the earth is shakin' (pain, pain)
Leave devastation in my wake 'cause it's all mine for the takin' (pain, pain)
Knocked out, your jaw's on the ground, but was there any doubt that it would end this way?
Yeah you can eat your little evil heart out, let the people all around see your real face
All you little people down there look the same (look the same)
And I can't wait to see your faces contorted in pain (pain, pain)
You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin' (pain, pain)
We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin' (pain, pain)
You feel the hate 'cause every step I take the earth is shakin' (pain, pain)
Leave devastation in my wake 'cause it's all mine for the takin' (pain, pain)
You feel the threat cause every step is like a mountain movin' (pain, pain)
We haven't met, did I forget? No I don't need introducin' (pain, pain)
You feel the hate 'cause every step I take the earth is shakin' (pain, pain)
Leave devastation in my wake 'cause it's all mine for the takin' (pain, pain)
— Diabolical Invincible Me, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E05 - Omni-Man VS Homelander
The way of the blade
Feel the weight of your every mistake
I walk this path of violence from cradle to grave
This Life!
Born into chaos, could say I was made for the fight
This war never ends
The way of the blade
I walk this path of violence from cradle to grave
This fight!
The war that I've raged against fate
Ever since I came alive
Hear the sirens in my brain
(Every fiber is signaling pain)
Forged in fire, forged in flame
(All impuritiеs pounded away)
Feel the clashing of bone and sinеw
Always feeding the monster within you
Am I man or machine or something inbetween?
(Can't ever change or give in to this anger
I'll keep defying these
Rules of Nature
The way of the blade
Feel the weight of your every mistake
I walk this path of violence from cradle to grave
Hear the sirens in my brain
(Every fiber is signaling pain)
Forged in fire, forged in flame
(All impuritiеs pounded away)
This war never ends!
[Feel the clash of bone and sinew
As it feeds the monster in you]
Can't ever change or give in to this anger
I'll keep defying these
Rules of Nature
— The Metal Lotus, from Death Battle SE Excalibur Vs Raiden
You're messing with the greatest Mutant alive
Out the tombs I rise
I've been a boss since the ancient times
I bring Pestilence and Famine, War and Death
Watch the ravens pick your bones till there's nothing left
You're such a pest, I'm powerful, I punch the best
You claim survival of the fittest, I will live forever
En Sabah? Never. Clever like a God: Zehuti
Mightier than any Marvel, I'll break your face in to prove it
Amon won
Have it all or burn it down
You hit the curtain call, it's time to bow
Faced with the danger of meeting your maker
It's over now, it's over now
I am the myth, the legend
We fight, it's on sight
Get blinded by this Morning Light
Your time is up
Better run and duck like you're Rama-Tut
Shape-shift my arm to a big drill, I'm harming ya
A slave now reborn a God
Off a word, when I say it, I'm Magic fortified (SHAZAM!)
A Living Lightning rod
I'll break your mechanicals
You're not compatible
I'll make you a Child of the Adam
Kahndaqi Tyrannical
Chin check, your jaw on deck, I'm 'bout to bless you
Steal your thunder like you fooled and did your nephew
Hit you with 8 blows then I'll give you a heart check
Run to DC and cry, turn on that Fawcett
I'm all set,
First I'll go to War with your Horsemen
A "Mutant Massacre" causing disaster,
Misfortune and Stryfe, so beg for your life
It hangs in the balance
When I pull out your Cables,
You're Nathan,
Not even a challenge
Bow down
Have it all or burn it down
You hit the curtain call, it's time to bow
Faced with the danger of meeting your maker
It's over now, it's over now
I am the light
The power and might
Witness a god
My glorious sight
I am the wrath of the gods
A magic facade
Ready to rock
Eternity will kneel to my cause
I am the shape that shifts
Can grant you my gifts
I am the Sun and the Sky, the Might of Egypt
I am the terror
I'm timeless, no errors
I am the wearer of the crown, I will not bow down
Have it all or burn it down
You hit the curtain call, it's time to bow
Faced with the danger of meeting your maker
It's over now, it's over now
— Fallen Gods, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E10 - Black Adam VS Apocalypse
Driven from a world that cannot come to pass
Life undone by flame and fury
The tapestry unfurls and I've got to make this last
Just one shot to make this happen
Wishing on the edge of tomorrow
Wishing for a future without sorrow
But I'm here so they don't, have to take my place
It's the future that I WANT TO ERASE!
I want to erase!
I want to erase!
I want to erase!
I want to erase it fast
Everything was made to last but then they
Take it all away, take it all from me
This has to come to an end!
Do you feel it coursing through your blood?
This isn't the time to care, the target is right there!
So just never let it go~!
Perhaps it's time we part our ways
We can't afford for it to end like
This is, this is it
This is, this is all
Their voices scream
Wait a minute
Just rest, take it in
Don't forget it
Is this, is this it
Is this, is this all~
All you know
It's all you know
Wishing on the edge of tomorrow
Wishing for a future without sorrow
BUT I'M HERE SO THEY DON'T, HAVE TO TAKE MY PLACE!
IT'S THE FUTURE THAT I WANT TO ERASE!
Do you feel it coursing through your blood?
This isn't the time to care, the target is right there!
— Hedge of Tomorrow, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E11 - Trunks VS Silver
Lord of rings, lord of dead
Boundless pride, devouring souls
Tol-auth, da-gor, nor-tho, da-go
Tol-auth, da-gor, nor-tho, da-go,
All seeing eye, Master of the scourge
Blood, frost, flames.
Lord of rings, lord of dead
Rule, enslave, as omnipresent
Masters of eternal torment
Immortal rulers of malevolence
Unholy dark lords of all!
— One King To Rule Them All, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E14 - Sauron VS The Lich King
Out of the shadows they rise!
Forces of darkness consuming our lives!
With all the faith placed in me by the heroes of the past
I find the strength to carve my own path!
I
Fight
To be the strongest alive!
I
(won't ever give up the)
Fight
(I'm always gonna strive)
To be the strongest alive!
Doesn't matter time or place,
Or if hope has been erased,
You will see this smile on my face!
If you find you're losing faith,
Or you feel you've lost your way
Just rely on me to save the day!
If you're looking for someone to save you
I'm here now, it's all alright!
If you're searching for some kind of breakthrough
I promise to be that light!
Out of the shadows they rise!
Forces of evil aim for our demise!
I'm digging deep to that power I hold inside
I'm the strongest alive!''
Doesn't matter time or place,
Or if hope has been erased,
You will see this smile on my face!
If you find you're losing faith,
Or you feel you've lost your way
Just rely on me to save the day!
If you're looking for someone to save you
I'm here now, it's all alright!
If you're searching for some kind of breakthrough
I promise to be that light!
If you’re looking for someone to save you
I’m here now, IT’S ALL ALRIGHT!
— Strongest Alive, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E15 - Deku VS Asta
GO!
Heir to the throne
And the boy left alone
Fated rivals with wills aligned
Last of our kind,
Never give up the fight
This power and fury are my birthright
I am the final line
In this fight to survive
When we finally swallow our pride
Watch me come alive
Watch me come alive
A fallen warrior race
(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)
Among the gods these days
(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)
We've long since ended
That tyrant's rampage
Heir to the throne
And the boy left alone
Fated rivals with wills aligned
I am the final line
In this fight to survive
When we finally swallow our pride
Watch me come alive
(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)
Watch me come alive
(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)
Watch me come alive
(Cha-La, Head-Cha-La)
Watch me come alive
— Dragon Dance, from DEATH BATTLE! S09E16 - Gogeta VS Vegito
Season 10
Chosen one
Dragonborn
(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)
Chosen one
Dragonborn
(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)
Shouting from the mountaintop
Falling from the hourglass
waiting by the fire for this cold to pass
Gathered in the moonlit night
Clashing swords in shadows cast
Heroes rising to the fight, power unsurpassed
Shouting from the mountaintop
Falling from the hourglass
waiting by the fire for this cold to pass
Gathered in the moonlit night
Clashing swords in shadows cast
Heroes rising to the fight, power unsurpassed
Through snow, through pain
Through fire and flame
Legends of this era will speak of this day
From mountain to sea, our blades echoing
Carving our names in the tapestry of history
Through storm, through night
Through darkness and light
Tales of their valor forever take flight
From valley to peak, their spirits ascending
Weaving their fates in the fabric unending
save us, from this darkness
please save us, from the fire
Free us, from the darkness
Please free us, from the pyre
Through snow, through pain
Through fire and flame
Legends of this era will speak of this day
From mountain to sea, our blades echoing
Carving our names in the tapestry of history
Through storm, through night
Through darkness and light
Tales of their valor forever take flight
From valley to peak, their spirits ascending
Weaving their fates in the fabric unending
Chosen one
Dragonborn
(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)
Chosen one
Dragonborn
(dovahkiin, dovahkiin)
— Fireborn, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E02 - Skyrim VS Dark Souls
I’ve been travelin’ in,
the cosmos so long
Hoping for a light to guide me home but every turn just leads me to this place
Oh oh these powers are untamed
Shaking up the galaxy, with this sound
Just try to stop me, it's goin’ down
It’s goin’ down
Got a genetic glitch, but my pelvis is shakin’
With a mischievous grin I’m a force to reckon with ohana fuels my fight
Oh oh my spirits are high
Cosmic agility and my hound dog stance
Just try to stop me, I’m gonna dance
I’m gonna dance
I’m a creature of mischief, hearts fueled with fire
Searching for a love that's true and true but every time it slips right through
With gadgets and gizmos, we’re gonna clash
Just try to stop me, we’re havin’ a blast
We’re havin’ a splash
— Jailhouse Rocket, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E04 "Stitch VS Rocket Raccoon"
When it's all said and done,
There can only be one...
Fight on, fight on
(What do you got, you got to lose?)
Fight on, fight on
(What do you got, you got to lose?)
Through the darkness I betray my thoughts,
Just to escape this nightmare.
Using my spear of might, I fight
You destroy all that's holy, well I'm right here.
You keep falling FURTHER!
Falling into DESPAIR!
You fall, you try, to make it out alive
And if today is the day I must die (must die)
Guess we'll let the steel decide!
Can you feel God's hand? (Can you feel God's hand?)
Pushing us towards the edge
In a valley of torment,
Guess we'll let the steel decide!
Walking through, all the blood and guts
Will we (tell me, will we)
Make it to the end?
YEAH!
Can you feel God's hand? (Can you feel God's hand?)
Pushing us towards the edge
In a valley of torment,
Guess we'll let the steel decide!
Going berserk, you're down in the dirt!
But that doesn't mean the battle's over!
Know it would hurt, I hope it was worth, your LIFE!
(Guess we'll let the steel decide!)
When it's all said and done
There can only be one...
Harness your inner strength
Never let them get the best of you
I pray, that you find your way out of...
This...
— God's Hand, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E07 "Guts VS Dimitri"
A talking triangle taking me on? (That's a-cute!)
I'm the undisputed Lord of Chaos, there's no room for you
All your jokes land flat, you got a stupid hat
And frankly, that bow tie doesn't suit you
For an isosceles you sure can be more than a bit obtuse
But apparently in your reality, there's nothing you can't do
So hopefully all this will be more than a bit of fun
Let’s make a deal, Bill, see which of us is the stronger one!
Sell your soul, take control, buy gold
Can you decipher the secret meaning?
Line by line, wrong or right, pick a side
And spread the discord to those still sleeping
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Tell me Discord, have you won any awards
For best dressed, 'cause color me impressed
Not a single part of you matches, it all clashes
You'll probably look better once I've burnt you to ashes
Don't you know who I am?
The precognizant geometry
Diabolical plans, got 'em all in my hands!
Demon of dreams, yet awake or asleep
I'll leave you terrorized, I'm the all-seeing eye! (Buy crypto)
Don’t you know what I'm capable of?
Billions of years of coming up with this stuff, you're not enough!
Look like someone made you in the dark, you're spare parts (It's really gross)
And honestly you smell like-
Be silent, simple shape
Your lines are too linear for my taste
Since I laid eyes on you
I knew this looked like a piece of cake!
I'd smash you flat, but that was already done for me
Honestly, Bill… could you at least make this fun for me?
Sell your soul, take control, buy gold
Can you decipher the secret meaning?
Line by line, wrong or right, pick a side
And spread the discord to those still sleeping
Sell your soul, take control, buy gold
Can you decipher the secret meaning?
Line by line, wrong or right, pick a side
And spread the discord to those still sleeping
— Discordant Decipher, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E09 "Bill Cipher VS Discord"
I'm sick and tired of this nonsense
Fight the darkness while equally
Wrestling with my conscience
You wanna battle with the most lit?
Gotta admit it was kinda scary, Bloody Mary, but no one since
Look at you, sadder than a fake tear
While I'm badder than 88 tiers
Homie better, stay clear
Rule, excluding any place here
All I gotta do is put juice in it:
Use any Ray Sphere
Inside, I'll ignite the lightning
When we fight tonight
Everything's fine, divine energy
Zeus better get used to who's better,
See moves that'll take out your future
Who's Kessler?
I'm Activated, you're overrated
My Conduit made it so that I'm
Greater than any Beta from Penn Station
Or any Nation
Your conversation is wasted
Place him on a table and
Take him him back to the basement
Explode!
I'll break you on my own
My thoughts lead to bad decisions
And it's taking a toll
It's just me
And I'll do just fine alone
I may be someone somewhere
Between darkness and light
My conscience, divided
Lights a spark in my eyes
To come clean
Tell me who can right my wrongs?
Maybe someone somewhere
"What else you got?"
I'll turn save spots to a grave plots
Vicious, I'll pick up my victims
This fight is a cakewalk
The bad guy with Blacklight
Tear your block off Cole
Turning your powers into a black out
Yeah it's Zeus, I'm getting loose
Configured my moves
I'm taking these claws and ripping the biggest of dudes
Taking your ligaments, putting em in a predicament
Nothing but critical mass, I'ma consume in a bit
Who cares about a Ray Sphere?
Just took a little vial
To turn me into the monster that stays feared
Watch out cause when I'm on the wrath
I'm a take MacGrath and turn em to a DLC skin graft
Hammers, Whipfists landing with quick hits
Manhandle you, talk a big game 'til your lips split
If you're the beast then it's time to feast
Good or evil, I make Conduits into treats
Explode!
I'll break you on my own
My thoughts lead to bad decisions
And it's taken a toll
It's just me
And I'll do just fine alone
I may be someone somewhere
Between darkness and light
My conscience, divided
Lights a spark in my eyes
To come clean
Tell me who can right my wrongs?
Maybe someone somewhere
— [inHuman], from DEATH BATTLE! S10E10 "Cole MacGrath VS Alex Mercer"
Thunder roars across the vast unknown,
Lightyears beyond our reach, vying for a cosmic throne
From a heart of metal, a dark desire burns,
Rage against a frozen soul that never learns
Where to stop, when to pause,
An ego chasing down the gods
Feel the spark, a blackened star inside your heart
Violent designs meet violent ends
Deceptive tyrants never choose to make amends
Die, Die
Why, won’t you die?!
Die, Die
Why won’t you die?!
Witness the glory of going beyond what you thought was the end of your strength
Hold on to hope if you wish but that won’t be enough to save you from what’s incoming
Facing the end of the world, you’ve chosen to win over saving what you hold dear
From a heart of metal, a dark desire burns,
Rage against a frozen soul that never learns
Where to stop, when to pause,
An ego chasing down the gods
Feel the spark, a blackened star inside your heart
Violent designs meet violent ends
Deceptive tyrants never choose to make amends
— Final Formers, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E11 "Frieza VS Megatron"
Defying the darkness to see the light
Bending thoughts and controlling minds
A Puppeteer
With crimson chains
Controlling minds by cruel design
You can't Manipulate the sorcerer
Cast the chains
Darkness draws near
I’m cursed, blue, and frenzied
With strength and blinding speed
Six eyes shine bright
Controlling minds
Six eyes shine bright
A puppeteer
With crimson chains
Controlling minds
By cruel design
Under your control
We will fill the void
With this necessary evil
— Who Wears The Crown, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E12 "Gojo VS Makima"
Feeling that you're not alone
And you hear a scary moan
Ghosts, ghouls, and monsters so strange
It’s creeping through the dark
You have no clue where you are
It's time to face your fears
Rising above the fright
Of this forever terror night
When you’re in the dead of night
And under the pale moon’s light
A mystery unfolds
It's a thrilling, eerie sight
Fear has come to pay a call
It's like a groovy party but not at all
Unfolding a mystery to stay alive
They'll come for you with paws held high
Terror rears its ugly head
If we don't run then we’ll be dead
But this race has got to end
Cause things are bout to get tense
Fear and terror fill the halls
Who is the more courageous dog
It's time to bring out the big paws
Rising above the fright
Unfolding mysteries through the fight
Horrors all around
Because they walked on haunted ground
Forever terror night
Terror rears its ugly head
If we don't run then we’ll be dead
Terror rears its ugly head!
— Forever Terror Night, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E13 "Scooby-Doo VS Courage the Cowardly Dog"
Can you feel the heat?
Before the battle's done
We've traded fists before
There can only be one
Before the battle's done
We've traded fists before
There can only be one
(fight fight fight fight) x4
Just saiyan, it's okay
Doesn't matter who wins anyway
Test our selves, a bond in battle
Men of steel, we're not that fragile
Doesn't matter who wins anyway
Test our selves, a bond in battle
Men of steel, we're not that fragile
Who will walk away? (who will walk away?)
Who will win the day? (who will win the day?)
Who will win the day? (who will win the day?)
I live for the fight
My spirit ignites
'cause the challenge makes me feel so alive
I thrive in the clash,
Never stray from this path
I'll give it all with every attack
I can feel it in my bones
Fighting blow for blow
If there's something we should know
It's that we're the strongest known
My spirit ignites
'cause the challenge makes me feel so alive
I thrive in the clash,
Never stray from this path
I'll give it all with every attack
I can feel it in my bones
Fighting blow for blow
If there's something we should know
It's that we're the strongest known
We're the strongest known!
(fight fight fight fight) x4
As long as you give it your all
Blood born in outer space
Prime examples of an alien race
No one else out there can keep us down
everythings a blur of fist to fist so show me all that you got
Prime examples of an alien race
No one else out there can keep us down
everythings a blur of fist to fist so show me all that you got
Push past your limits
Break everything except our spirits
So let me hear it
For the love
Of the fight
Break everything except our spirits
So let me hear it
For the love
Of the fight
I live for the fight
My spirit ignites
'cause the challenge makes me feel so alive
I thrive in the clash,
Never stray from this path
I'll give it all with every attack
My spirit ignites
'cause the challenge makes me feel so alive
I thrive in the clash,
Never stray from this path
I'll give it all with every attack
In this moment there is no space or time
In this moment there is only you and I
In this moment we are free
Watch me come alive!
In this moment there is only you and I
In this moment we are free
Watch me come alive!
I can feel it in my bones
Fighting blow for blow
If there's something we should know
It's that we're the strongest known (Alive!)
Fighting blow for blow
If there's something we should know
It's that we're the strongest known (Alive!)
We're the strongest known!
— Super, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E15 "Goku VS Superman"
Beyond our scope
Out at the precipice of the unknown
From the depths of the abyss
To the outer edge of madness
Out at the precipice of the unknown
From the depths of the abyss
To the outer edge of madness
An all consuming wish
Beyond our scope
Out at the precipice of the unknown
From the depths of the abyss
To the outer edge of madness
Out at the precipice of the unknown
From the depths of the abyss
To the outer edge of madness
An all consuming wish
— All-Consuming, from DEATH BATTLE! S10E16 "Galactus VS Unicron"
Other
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A fight between a half-demon superhero and a magical pony, narrated by a redneck and a scientist, sponsored by a mech videogame and comfortable underwear. Death Battle, ladies and gentlemen!
— McPAXsous on Twitter (talking about DEATH BATTLE! S05E02 - Raven VS Twilight Sparkle)
