Funny / asdfmovie
The fact that this series consists mainly of five second clips that are so random they're hilarious just goes to show that you can basically put down any moment in the series.
- "Got your nose!" "Look out, he's got a nose!" *bang bang bang*
- "You gotta help me man my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee....." *other guy backs away slowly* "Please don't hurt me..." *evil laugh*
- "Hello, parking meter!" "Hello!"
- On the subject of the talking parking meter, the "D:" look on the guy's face when he hears the parking meter talk to him.
- The Die Potato Guy and the Potato.
Die Potato Guy: Die potato.
The Potato is Squashed
- The "You Know Who's Gay?" man and his companion.
YKWG Guy: Hey, you know who's gay? You!
[YKWG Guy has been stabbed by his companion]
YKWG Guy: OH COME ON!
- "I baked you a pie." "Oh boy, what flavor?!" "PIE FLAVOR." -Guitar Riff as a mini pie pops out of the big pie-
- The Die Potato Guy tries to kill the Potato again. The potato pulls a gun on him and says "Not today."
- The "I Like Trains Kid" and his appearances.
Little Girl: I like singing!
Little Boy: I like dancing! Little boy moves his arms around
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains. Is immediately hit by train
- His second appearance.
Teacher: Hey kids, I bought you some cookies!
Kids scream "Cookies!" and crowd the teacher as the camera pans to the I Like Trains Kid
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Beat as the teacher and kids look at him.
I Like Trains Kid is hit by the train
- His third appearance.
I Like Trains Kid's Father: What are you up to, son?
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
I Like Trains Kid's Father: Ha ha, yes you do.
'''The scene switches to the "You know who's gay?" man and his companion.
YKWG Guy: Hey, you know whose gay? You-
[YKWG Guy and his companion are hit by the train]
- DESMOND, THE MOON BEAR!
"How did I get here?"
- The gullible guy and his friend.
Friend: Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling.
Gullible Guy: Oh so it does- His friend has stolen his lungs and is holding them Oh you stole my lungs.
- "I can't wait to eat this bagel!" "Yes you can." "Yeah..I guess you're right."
asdfmovie2 deleted scenes
- The astronaut asking if they're at their destination yet to the anger of his fellow astronaut. The astronaut ends up lost in space.
- "Who parked their car, on my sandwich?" "I did." *gets pissed off and explodes*
- "Hey man, look at my new dog." "Oh that's pretty cool OH THERE'S NO DOG THERE!" The two then just go "HURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!" at one another.
- Jim and the World.
Earth: Ok Jim, I'll see you around, where you go-BANG Oh, oh no, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
- "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!
- "Pfft. Screw gravity!" *floats into the air* The other guy does a wide smile.
- Joey being a sandwich.
Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?
Joey: I am your sandwich.
Joey crams himself down the other guy's throat
- The guy punching the salad with the guy who was going to eat it screaming the whole time, letting out a Big "NO!" and then beating up the guy.
- "There's something on your face." PUNCH "It was pain!!!!"
- The return of the I Like Trains Kid.
Die Potato Guy: Die potato!
I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.
Die Potato Guy: No no no, wait!-
Die Potato Guy is hit by the train as the I Like Trains Kid smiles slightly
asdfmovie deleted scenes
- The "Suddenly Pineapples!" Running Gag.
Depressed Man: I am depressed.
Depressed Man: This does not help.
- The man with brain cancer.
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer.
Cancer Patient's Head is now a Pineapple
Doctor: Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore.
- Mine Turtle and Pineapples.
Man: Hello Mine Turtle.
Mine Turtle: Hello!
A Pineapple lands on Mine Turtle and it explodes
- Larry the Necksnapper's Intervention. It doesn't go well.
Larry: What's going on guys?
Larry's Friend: Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks!
Larry's Friend: Larry!
Larry: What? *Larry's Friend's neck is in his hands*
Larry's Friend: Larry! *Larry breaks his neck*
- The ending of Deleted Scenes:
- The muffin segments from asdfmovie 7. It's the happy, childlike voice that sells it:
"Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?" Joey:
"No thanks, Mr. Muffin!" Muffin: "But I wanna die!!"
- The second time he shows up:
"Ugh, I'm so full!" Muffin:
"You have room for a muffin?" Fat man:
"No..." Muffin: (cheerfully)
"Why won't you let me die?!?!"
- The police officer informing a boy's mother that her son was caught doing homework.
Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing...*Eyed Screen
Mother: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!
- Saturn calling the Sun fat when it revolved around it, which makes the Sun smile.
- Do the Flop Guy ruins an attempt to stop a group of people from preventing their friend's suicide.
Man: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!
Do The Flop Guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
Everyone does the flop. Beat as the person about to jump then lands on the ground
- The switch cord that turns the colour on. Not only does it make them all scream like crazy and panic, but they're also all naked.
- ASDF Movie 8 came out and it did not disappoint with its first joke.
Pop Singer: OOOH BABY! I LOVE YOU BABY!
Woman: Stay away from my baby!
Baby: (in a really deep voice) But mother, I love him!
- Mr. Muffin returns:
Man: Hey! What time is it?
Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Bystander: Uh, actually, it's 12:30.
Muffin: Somebody kill me!
- "Doctor I'm afraid of backstories!" "When did this all start?" "Well, I—AAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!"
- The following:
Girl 1: "My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!
Girl 2: (giggles) My boyfriend said that too!
- "Would you like to see a magic trick?" (Dramatic Pause) "No!" (makes a ":D" face)
- "Aww... Look at the little baby!" (Little baby smiles and makes gleeful noise) "And now look at the big baby!" (beat) "Wah."
- "And now... a cow pretending to be a man."
Man with British accent: Alan, are you a cow?
Alan: What? No!
Cow: Yeah, me neither. Do you guys want to go skateboards?
Eddie: You're leaving me?!
Woman: Sorry Eddie, I've met a real man.
Cow: Hi babe, yes I am real man. Do you want to go skateboards?
Man: The orphans! They're all dead! What kind of man would do this?
The cow rides through the crime scene, kickflipping and whispering "Skateboards".
- The clouds conversation.
Guy 1: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!
Guy 2: Those are clouds.
- This instance of Black Comedy Animal Cruelty: "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on Cool Shades, pulls out a gun and shoots it. "...For a walk Jimmy!"
- Once again with the very dark humor, the singing man.
It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode
Bystander: Hey Steven!
Steven: What have you done!? (explodes)
- Dogs can talk, apparently.
Woman: Aw, what's his name?
Dog: His name is David.
David (suddenly with nametag): Hello! I am David.
- The return of the I Like Trains Kid who calls a guy who then gets hit by a train after answering the phone.
- Specifically, the train comes out of the phone.
- The pole vaulter getting impaled by a jouster right before they leap.
- Especially since the crowd cheers louder when he gets impaled.
- Another robbery joke occurs. This one is extra hilarious:
You're gonna die! Guy:
We're all gonna die.
(awkward silence, robber lowers his gun in contemplation
- What's funnier is that it sounds like a conversation that would actually happen between their voice actors, Dan and Phil!
- This spin on a classic "Dad joke":
Girl: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
- For some more dark humor: