The fact that this series consists mainly of five second clips that are so random they're hilarious just goes to show that you can basically put down any moment in the series.
- "Got your nose!" "Look out, he's got a nose!" *bang bang bang*
- "You gotta help me man my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee....." *other guy backs away slowly* "Please don't hurt me..." *evil laugh*
- "Hello, parking meter!" The parking meter REPLIES.
- On the subject of the talking parking meter, the Oh, Crap look on the guy's face when he hears the parking meter talk to him.
- "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!
- DESMOND, THE MOON BEAR!
How did I get here?
- "Hello, and welcome to standing-up school!" *guy falls on his face* "And you fail."
- This, from asdfmovie 5:
- "I'm gonna do an internet!" (presses key) "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!"
- "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
- "Pfft. Screw gravity!" *floats into the air* The other guy does a wide smile.
- THE SCIENCE SHOW:
"Whose idea was this?"
- "Shoot it down."
- The muffin segments from asdfmovie 7. It's the happy, childlike voice that sells it:
"Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?" Joey:
"No thanks, Mr. Muffin!" Muffin: "But I wanna die!!"
- The second time he shows up:
"Ugh, I'm so full!" Muffin:
"You have room for a muffin?" Fat man:
"No..." Muffin: (cheerfully)
"Why won't you let me die?!?!"
- And the third time...
Man: Hey! What time is it?
Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Bystander: Uh, actually, it's 12:30.
Muffin: Somebody kill me!
- The ending of Deleted Scenes:
- ASDF Movie 8 came out and it did not disappoint with its first joke.
Pop Singer: YEAH BABY! I LOVE YOU BABY!
Woman: Stay away from my baby!
Baby: (in a really deep voice) But mother I love him!
- "Doctor I'm afraid of backstories!" "When did this all start?" "Well, I—AAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!"
- The following:
Girl 1: "My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!
Girl 2: Tee hee! My boyfriend said that too!
- "Would you like to see a magic trick?" (Dramatic Pause) "No!" (makes a ":D" face)
- "Aww... Look at the little baby!" (Little baby smiles and makes gleeful noise) "And now look at the big baby!" (beat) "Wah."