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Don't worry, he's a licensed doctor. ...Of psychology.
The fact that this series consists mainly of five second clips that are so random, they're hilarious, just goes to show that you can basically put down any moment in the series. But we know you’re here for specifics, so....
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- "Got your nose!" "Look out, he's got a nose!" (bang bang bang)'
- "You gotta help me, man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...!" (other guy backs away slowly) "Please don't hurt me..." (evil laugh)
- "Hello, parking meter!" "Hello!"
- On the subject of the talking parking meter, the "D:" look on the guy's face when he hears the parking meter talk to him.
- The "Die, potato!" guy and the Potato.Die Potato Guy: Die, potato.Potato: Noooo![The Potato gets squashed]
- The "You know Who's gay?" guy and his companion.YKWG Guy: Hey, you know who's gay? You![The YKWG Guy looks down to see he has been stabbed by his companion]YKWG Guy: OH COME ON!
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- "I baked you a pie." "Oh boy, what flavor?!" "PIE FLAVOR." (guitar riff as a mini pie pops out of the big pie)
- The "Die, potato!" guy tries to kill the Potato again. The potato pulls a gun on him and says, "Not today."
- "Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive!!"
. - The I Like Trains Kid and his appearances.Little Girl: I like singing!Little Boy: (moving his arms around) I like dancing!I Like Trains Kid: I like trains. [is immediately hit by train]
- His second appearance.Teacher: Hey kids, I bought you some cookies!(kids cheer and scream "Cookies!" as the camera pans to the I Like Trains Kid)I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.(Beat as the teacher and kids look at him)[I Like Trains Kid is hit by the train]
- His third appearance.I Like Trains Kid's Father: What are you up to, son?I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.I Like Trains Kid's Father: Ha ha! (looking at viewer) Yes, you do!(The scene switches to the "You know who's gay?" guy and his companion.)YKWG Guy: Hey, you know who's gay? You-[YKWG Guy and his companion are hit by the train]
- His second appearance.
- State trooper: What are you, a man or a mouse!?Horse: (Awkward silence)
- DESMOND, THE MOON BEAR!"How did I get here?"THE END.
- The gullible guy and his friend.Friend: Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling. (Gullible Guy looks up to see that it does indeed say "gullible" on the ceiling.)Gullible Guy: Oh, so it does— (his friend is holding his stolen lungs) Aw, you stole my lungs.
- "I can't wait to eat this bagel!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."
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- The astronaut asking if they're at their destination yet to the anger of his fellow astronaut. The astronaut ends up lost in space.
- "Who parked their car... on my sandwich?!" "I did." (gets pissed off and explodes)
- The fax machine turning into a robot.Fax Robot: FEED ME PAPER.
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- All of the skits deserve mention.
- marmite finds the ponyLittle Girl: Marmite, have you seen my pony?
Marmite: Yes. (Little Girl smiles) I ate him. (Little Girl cries) - marmite makes a new friendGuy: Marmite, why does no one like you? (is suddenly on fire) Oh, yeah.
- marmite gives directionsDriver: Hey. Uh, how do I get to your place again? (beat) O-Okay, thanks. (hangs up; crashes car)
- marmite gives moral supportBoss: Steve, I'm giving you a promotion! (Steve smiles)
Flavor Text: MARMITE
Boss: Yep, now you're fired. (Steve frowns) - marmite saves the dayJohn: Honey, I'm ho— MARMITE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (Marmite is in bed with John's wife)
Marmite: I'm sleeping with your wife, John.
John: Y-Yeah. ...You are.
- marmite finds the pony
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- "Hey man, look at my new dog." "Oh yeah that's pretty cool— AWWWWWW, THERE'S NO DOG THERE!" The two then just go "HURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!" at one another.
- Jim and the World.Jim: Goodbye, world...Earth: Okay, Jim, I'll see you around! Where you go— (BANG) Oh! Oh no! Oh, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
- "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!"
- "Pfft. Screw gravity! (floats into the air)" The other guy does a wide smile.
- Joey being a sandwich.Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?Joey: I am your sandwich.
- The guy punching the salad with the guy who was going to eat it screaming the whole time, letting out a Big "NO!", and then beating up the guy.
- "There's something on your face." (PUNCH) "It was pain!!!"
- "Now son, don't touch that cactus!"[kid sticks himself on cactus]
- The return of the I Like Trains Kid.Die Potato Guy: Die, potato!Potato: NOOOOOOOO!I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.Die Potato Guy: Oh no no no, wait![Die Potato Guy is hit by the train as the I Like Trains Kid smiles slightly]
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- "I'm gonna do an internet!" (presses key and grabs onto the keyboard as a rainbow comes out of the monitor) "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!"
- "Well, I'm gonna do a book!" (presses book) "...oh."
- THE SCIENCE SHOW:Host: Piano!(WHAM!)Host: AAAAAAAH!!! Whose idea was this!?
- A guy answers a phone call. The caller says "This is a robbery." Four dramatic musical stabs combined with zoomed-in shots of his face and he...puts the phone back on the cradle and leaves.
- "Nice hat." "Thanks!" "I was being sarcastic." "Well, I stole your face!" (Sarcastic Guy facepalms his bare head.)
- "Alien attack!" "THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSEEEE!" (the cheeses just bounce off the spaceship and a quiet "Yeah!" is heard in the background)
- The time traveller and the dinosaur.[Time Traveller comes out of the time machine]Time Traveller: It worked! My time machine wo-THUMPDinosaur: I am a Steg-o-saurus!
- Two guys standing next to each other. One of the guys has an identical guy crawl out of his mouth and take his place. His friend simply replies "Oh" in a tone that implies that he understands this slightly better than we do.
- Even better? Tom confirmed in "What is the best asdfmovie joke?" that this sketch is a Brick Joke. That's Joey crawling out of the guy's mouth.
- Even better? Tom confirmed in "What is the best asdfmovie joke?"
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- "Hey Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!" "Sure thing, Johnny!"
- A couple lying out on the grass together:Woman: It's so beautiful out here.
Man: Yeah, it's just me, you and the Moon.
Moon: HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!- The way the music just stops when the Moon starts talking really sells the moment.
- The Mine Turtle.Man: Hello, Mine Turtle.Mine Turtle: Hello![Another man steps on the Mine Turtle]Man 2: Oh- [explodes]
- A little girl finds a Mine Turtle, who then jumps out of her hands and blows up the girl and her mother.
- A guy refuses to step on the Mine Turtle... and then gets hit by the driving llama from asdfmovie2 as the Mine Turtle says, "Hello!"
- The guy who randomly walks off a cliff and then floats into the air with a very dull "Oh, ok."
- "I wonder if my pony can fly." (the pony flies off) "Huh."
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- "Hello, and welcome to standing-up school!" (guy falls on his face) "And you fail."
- The return of the Mine Turtle with the barbershop quartet.Man 1: Hello...Man 2: Hello...Man 3: Hello...(Man 4 steps on Mine Turtle)Mine Turtle: Hello!All Four Men (in harmony): OH NO- [they all explode]
- The guy who upon hearing carrots are good for your eyesight, sticks carrots directly into his eyes.Guy: You lied to me.
- The puppy who has a knife.Woman: Ooh, a puppy!Man: Oh, careful, honey. He's got a knife.
- "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
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- The muffin segments from asdfmovie 7. It's the happy, childlike voice that sells it:
- The second time he shows up:Fat man: Ugh, I'm so full!
Muffin: You have room for a muffin?
Fat man: No...
Muffin: (cheerfully) Why won't you let me die?!?!
- The second time he shows up:
- The police officer informing a boy's mother that her son was caught doing homework.Policeman: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing... (Eyed Screen) homework!Mother: BUT WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!
- A guy asking another guy what he got for his birthday. His response?Guy 2: I got older!Guy 1: Hahahaha-Guy 2: (starts rapidly aging)Guy 1: AAAAAH- That is weird.
- Saturn calling the Sun fat when it revolves around it, which makes the Sun smile. Even better, the Sun was noticeably frowning before this point, implying that it needed the "compliment" to lift its spirits.
- Do the Flop Guy shows up at the worst time.Man: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!Do The Flop Guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!
- "I am a very tall midget."
- The switch cord that turns the colour on. Not only does it make them all scream like crazy and panic, but they're also all naked.Muffin (jumping into frame) Who wants a muffin?
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- The "Suddenly Pineapples!" Running Gag.Depressed Man: I am depressed.SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES!Depressed Man: This does not help.
- The man with brain cancer.Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer.SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES!(Cancer Patient's Head is now a pineapple.)Doctor: Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore.(Pineapple falls off of the man's neck)
- Mine Turtle and pineapples.Man: Hello, Mine Turtle.Mine Turtle: Hello!SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES!(A Pineapple lands on Mine Turtle and it explodes)
- The man with brain cancer.
- Superguy is a dick:Man: (Hanging off a cliff) Save me, Superguy!
Superguy: No.
(The man falls off the cliff)
Man: You're a diiiiiiiiiick... (SPLAT)- Note that Superguy was mere inches away from the man, yet was still too much of a lazy bastard to help him up.
- Larry the Necksnapper's Intervention. It doesn't go well.Larry: What's going on, guys?Larry's Friend: Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks!Larry: (breaks a guy's neck) What are you talking about?Larry's Friend: Larry!Larry: What? (Larry's Friend's neck is in his hands)Larry's Friend: Larry! (Larry breaks his neck)
- The ending of Deleted Scenes:
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- asdfmovie8 does not disappoint with its first joke.Pop Singer: ♫ OOOH BABY! I LOVE YOU BABY! ♫Woman: Stay away from my baby!Baby: (in a really deep voice) But Mother, I love him!
- The fact that the baby is voiced by Markiplier with his baritone voice makes it even funnier.
- Mr. Muffin returns:Man: Hey! What time is it?Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!Bystander: Uh, actually, it's 12:30.Muffin: Somebody kill me!
- "Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories!" "When did this all start?" "Well— AAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!"
- The following:Girl 1: My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!Girl 2: (giggles) My boyfriend said that, too!Girl 1: (stabs Girl 2) THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
- "Would you like to see a magic trick?" (Dramatic Pause) "(with ":D" face) No!"
- "Aww, look at the little baby!" (Little Baby smiles and makes a gleeful noise) "And now look at the big baby!" (Beat) "Wah."
- "And now... a cow pretending to be a man."Man: Alan, are you a cow?Alan: What? No!Cow: Yeah, me neither. You guys want to go skateboards?
- Later:
Eddie: You're leaving me?!Woman: Sorry, Eddie. I've met a real man.Cow: Hi, babe. Yes, I am real man. You want to go skateboards?(the cow rides through the crime scene and kickflips)Cow: (whispering) Skateboards. - The clouds conversation.Guy 1: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!Guy 2: Those are clouds.Guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
- A dog gets shocked on being told he's adopted.
- Someone ding-dong ditching an elevator.Old man: (in the elevator) You darn kids get off my property!
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- This instance of Black Comedy Animal Cruelty:Jimmy's Mom: Jimmy, take out the dog!Jimmy: (puts on Cool Shades) Yes, mother. [pulls out a gun and shoots it.]Jimmy's Mom: ...For a walk, Jimmy!
- Once again with the very dark humor, the singing man.Steven: ♫ It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode—♫Bystander: Hey Steven!Steven: What have you done!? (explodes)
- Dogs can talk, apparently.Woman: Aw, what's his name?Dog: His name is David.David: (suddenly with nametag) Hello, I am David.
- The return of the I Like Trains Kid. He calls a guy, who then gets hit by a train after answering the phone.
- Specifically, the train comes out of the phone.
- The pole vaulter getting impaled by a jouster right before they leap.
- Especially since the crowd cheers louder when he gets impaled.
- Another robbery joke occurs. This one is extra hilarious:Robber: You're gonna die!
Guy: We're all gonna die.
(awkward silence. Robber lowers his gun in contemplation)- What's funnier is that it sounds like a conversation that would actually happen between their voice actors, Dan and Phil!
- This spin on a classic "Dad joke":Girl: Dad, I'm hungry.Dad: Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.Hungry: Why did you name me this way?
- For some more dark humor:Guy 1: Wanna see an impression of my dad?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: (disappears)
Guy 2: Ha ha ha! (turns to the camera, suddenly looking serious) Comedy. - Speaking of Parental Abandonment:
- This:Woman: Honey, I'm pregnant! (pan out to reveal that the person she's talking to is another woman) ...Uh, I can explain!
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- The first joke of the video.Man: (calling out to a man on top of a building) No!! Don't jump!! (pulls out a video recorder) Okay, now jump!
- Really, it's Jacksepticeye's delivery that sells it.
- An inversion of an old pun:Teacher: Hey kids, who's ready to draw?
Kids: (all shout "Me!")
Teacher: Okay, then! (pulls out a gun) Draw!
(The teacher and kids open fire) - This:Guy: Is this you?
(camera pans to reveal he's just pointing at another guy off in the distance)
Other Guy: Yes!
Guy: (waves) Hello!
Other Guy: Hi! - "Beep, beep! I'm a sheep! I said beep, beep, I'm a sheep!"
- "Meow, meow! I'm a cow! I said, meow, meow, I'm a—" "NO!"
- "Hey, here comes that trainsgender guy." "I like trains."
- "Cannonball!" (the man proceeds to continue flying across the top of the water, hitting and sinking a pirate ship)
- "I don't wanna be fat anymore." (sobbing, the man proceeds to take out a gun, pull back the hammer, puts it in his mouth and bites off the barrel)
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- The first joke:Girl: I want an ice cream!
Dad: What's the magic word?
Girl: sucimaerceci suciemem! note (Dad turns into an ice cream cone, which she then proceeds to lick nonchalantly) - The second one with the Disco Dan:"Hey, man. The 80s called; they want YOU DEAD." (starts shooting the disco man to death)
- "I'm feeling carsick!" (pukes up a whole car)
- "OH NO! A GIANT BEE!" (pan out to reveal a giant letter "B" that the man is pointing at...right before a giant bee shows up and eats him)
- "Aww, come on, boys don't cry!" The crying boy proceeds to spontaneously grow breasts.
- The only way to avoid getting a headache from a paradox is to make it funny."Hey, uh, your girlfriend... (inquisitively) She single?"
- More dark comedy:Doctor: I'm afraid you have one year to live.
Patient: Hahaha! Oh yeah? (takes out a gun and shoots himself) - Let's face it, we weren't expecting any immature humor to be in this video:Guy: I am going to open this door! (opens the door, which reveals a giant butt that proceeds to fart his face off)
- This leads to a three-part Running Gag, following with a woman:
Woman: I.. I love you, but...
(the butt proceeds to fart her face off)Mom: Happy 10th birthday!
Kid: But... But..... BUT.... This isn't what I wanted.
(the mom's head turns into the butt, which farts the kid's face off) - Abuse of Fake Wizardry at its finest.Magician: What's that behind your ear? (gasp) It's a hearing aid!
Girl: (beat) What?! - "Don't worry! I'm a doctor... of psychology!" Cut to him doing the Freudian Couch routine with the other guy's corpse, as shown above.Psychology Doctor: So, how does that make you feel?
- The fact that the doctor is voiced by TheOdd1sOut makes this even better.
- "And now, the award for best sarcasm goes to... this guy."
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- The first joke:Father: Keep pushing! Puuush!
(camera pans back to show the mother pushing before a popping sound is heard and the doctor pops up)
Doctor: Congratulations! We got it back in! (parents smile in joy) - The Japanese text under the logo reads, in Japanese, "Japanese text".
- The intro being an anime opening by itself is a gutbuster, complete with most of the characters being anthropomorphised versions of the animal-based characters. Oh, and the Beep Beep Sheep has a serious case of Ambiguous Gender and the Skateboard Cow is a girl.note
- LilDeuceDeuce adds to the hilarity with a full version of the song with actual lyrics...that when translated from Japanese are mostly just the already existing character lines.
- "I’m on my way, I’m on my way, I’m on my way to eat your skin!" (cue dramatic zoom-in on his face)
- The subverted version of abusive parents.Boy: Dad, I'm gay!Dad: I have no son!Boy: (gasp) This isn't my house!
- "A, B, C, D, E, F, gun!" (gun shoots teacher)
- (gasp) A knife! My favorite!"
- The fight between a boss and an employee ending with the boss being a frog wife and the employee being a wife. Made even funnier by the fact it's voiced by Suction Cup Man!Boss: YOU'RE FIRED!
Employee: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!
Boss: YOU CAN'T QUIT, I QUIT!
Employee: YOU CAN'T QUIT, YOU'RE A FROG!
Boss: (now a frog) YOU CAN'T FROG ME, YOU'RE MY WIFE!
Employee: (now a wife) I'M NOT YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE MY WIFE!
Boss: (now a frog wife) Oh hey honey, how was work?
Employee: Pretty good, but I quit my job.
Boss: YOU CAN'T QUIT YOUR JOB, YOU'RE FIRED!
Employee: AHHHHHHHHH!!! - "I sure hope I don't get hit by a car!" Cue the guy being punched out by a car with a huge, muscular arm.Car: That's for sleeping with my wife!
- "Oh no, a gunman!"Man with a gun for a head : (pulls out a knife) Ohoho, I'm gonna stab ya!
- A new twist on the phrase "Hay is for horses."Guy: Hey!
(guy gets trampled by a horse)
Horse: Where?! - A cowboy in a duel with a toaster. The toaster won.
- One guy finds a magic lamp which he uses to try and get more respect. Unfortunately for him, not even the genie respects him.
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- "Hey, can you hold my baby?" (SQUISH) "No, apparently not."
- A policeman asks his boss what they're planning to do about a crew of gangsters, and the boss replies that they have a man on the inside. The "man" is, of course, the Skateboarding Cow.Cow: Hello. Yes, I am real man. I love to do the crime.
- Refined from asdfmovie11:Woman: I'm not racist, but...
Butt: Okay. - The guy holding an umbrella in a shower."My brain is big and smart."
- An asdf take on an age-old joke:Guy: Oh god, DUCK!
Duck: Oh god, STEVE!
Steve: How've you been, man?
Duck: (quack)
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- The video starts off with a slap:Guy 1: High five— (high five) —HUNDRED!
Guy 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (cue multiple slaps as the scene cuts to the logo) - asdfmovie13 doesn't let anybody prepare fast enough for Gory Discretion Shots.Guy: (singing) Hey, Mr. Goose! Whatcha doing with that noose? (off-screen neck-cracking sound)
- A police officer storms a guys house, looking for a confession.Cop: Come out with your hands up!Guy: (cheerfully raises his hands) I'm gay!
- The mental image of Phil Lester cheerfully reciting that line makes it a hundred times funnier.
- Don't worry, the joke isn't as gross as the setup makes you think:Guy 1: Hey, uh... about your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: (standing next to a horse) What about her?
Guy 1: She's, uh... punching my horse.
Girlfriend: (standing behind the horse repeatedly punching it in the flank) YOU'VE GOT TOO MANY LEGS! - A kid asking where babies come from:Mom: Baby gun!Kid: What?(the mom fires said gun and a baby shoots out and embeds itself in the kid's face)
- Legends say he's still flying...(a kid is doing kick-ups with a ball while a guy watches)
Father: That's my boy.
(the ball gets kicked into the sky)
Father: No, my boy!
Ball: FATHER, HELP! - It's really the voice that sells this joke.Guy: What's foh dinnah?!
(man pulls out a Tommy gun)
Guy: Maih favorite! (bullets fired in his mouth) AMNIMNIMNIMNIMNIMNIMNIM- - "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"Girl: This a slumber party.
Flopguy: YEEEAHHH- (falls asleep) - This:Woman: Aww, what kind of dog is he?Man: He's French.Dog: (dressed like a stereotypical French guy, with the accent) Ouaf.
- How to stop a murder:Guy 1: Are you ready to DIE?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: (walking away) Then, I'll come back LATER! - Possibly the cruelest form of Black Comedy the series has resorted to:Girl: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor! Just like you!
Doctor: N'aww! (girl is on deathbed) ...You're not gonna grow up.- In close second is this joke taken straight from #CONTENT:Guy: (doing a tacky dance) Come on, everybody! Do the whale dance!
(A whale suddenly falls on the man and starts having death throes)
- In close second is this joke taken straight from #CONTENT:
- The final joke is the longest Call-Back in the series, all the way back to the very first joke ever:(kid giggles and father does the "pinch your thumb in front of their face" trick)Father: Got your nose!Father: I... don't know...
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- Don't forget the Large Ham to go.Chef: Ey, somebody order a large-a pizza?!
Man: I did. (crushed by a giant pizza)
Chef: (pizza is about as big as him) Oh, no! I drop-a the pizza on a little man! - Skimping out on Don Taco is a very bad idea.
- We've heard of foreplay, but this is ridiculous.Girl: (covers guy's eyes) Guess whoooooooose arms I stole?
- There's literally no way to get tired of being random at this point.Guy: (phases through ground) You want some spaghetti?
- Possibly the most ridiculous version of a Bait-and-Switch Comment.Mother: Look, honey!
(cut to a walking baby)
Mother: The baby is taking his first (in an incredibly deep voice) life.
(the baby proceeds to break his father's neck) - The potential odor must be too much for one life to take.
- A spin on an old schoolyard taunt:Guy: Hey, you four eyed freak!
Guy with glasses: Aw... (to an actual four-eyed freak) Don't listen to him.
Freak: (screeches) - A Karen joke, asdfmovie-style.British Accent Karen: (to a chair) I want to speak to your manager!
(another chair slides up)
Chair 2: (thick Scottish accent) What seems to be the problem here? - His crime was wasting the court's time.Judge: I find you guilty...
Defendant: (frowns)
Judge: ...of nothing!
Defendant: (smiles)
Judge: The sentence is death.
(the defendant immediately drops dead)- This leads to a three part Running Gag. First at a fast food place...Customer: Yeah, can I get, uh... death?
Cashier: What?
(the customer drops dead, with the cashier following moments later) - ...And a second with a crowd of Death Seekers.Protester: What do we want?!
Crowd: DEATH!
Protester: When do we want it?!
(the protester and the crowd drop dead)
Bystander: Hey, guys! Sorry I'm la- (dies)
- This leads to a three part Running Gag. First at a fast food place...
- Egg.Guy 2: Stop turning people into—!
Guy 1: Egg.
(Guy 2 is now an egg) - This restaurant oughta be checking the kitchen for any street rats.Guy 1: Ey. (shot of sandwich) Get outta moi sandwich!
Guy 2: (lifts bread) No. (lowers bread) - This skutch says it all.
- Suction Cup Man oughta be renamed to Cup Man.Bargoer: Make me a drink! (bartender claps him into a glass of alcohol) Yeah!
- Proof that people from the Bronx have No Indoor Voice.
- This is one heck of a macabre joke.Girl: Mom... I'm scared.
Mom: Aw, honey! Ghosts aren't real!
Girl: (is a ghost) Oh. ...Okay. (solemnly retreats into her grave) - "A-ha! ...That's how you open a door."
- Like the Muffin Time announcement, the Monster Legends promo makes what could have been bland and boring into a series of genuinely funny gags.
- First of all, Tom introduces what Monster Legends is, a mobile game.Guy: (holding a corded rotary phone) Can I play it on this phone?
Tom: No.
Guy: Aw. (hangs up the phone)
Mine Turtle: (is now the base of the phone) Hello! (boom) - Next, touting the features of the game, including PvP multiplayer.Kid: Can I play with my friends?
Mother: Aww... you don't have any friends. (is suddenly in sunglasses and holding a skateboard) NERD! (skates away to the intro of the Mine Turtle song) - Tom seems to have gone out of his way to make sure that the Mine Turtle is as adorable in Monster Legends as it is in asdfmovie.Tom: I mean, just look at him. I love you.
- And finally, after detailing the limited-time nature of the promo...Tom: (waves off ML!Mine Turtle) Alright, see ya'! (steps on asdf!Mine Turtle) I DESERVE THIS. (explodes)
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- First of all, Tom introduces what Monster Legends is, a mobile game.
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- A revelation starts off the set:
- Who brings a sword to an axe fight?
- Get it while it's still hot!Guy: (smoke alarm blares; gasps) My fire is done! (eats fire)
- Not like it's the first time...Guy 1: (waves) Hey!
Guy 2: Hi!
Guy 1: (beat) See? Not all these skits have to end in violence! (gets shot)
Tom: (holding gun) They do. - Meta: An MS Paint comic was submitted that didn't make it in, but made Tom burst out in laughter:Guy: look a ball
Ball: bal man- Subtle example, but there's a cut between the two line readings, and Tom is audibly about to crack up when reading "bal man", implying he found it so funny he needed more than one take to read it.
- Really, the entire video is worth watching for Tom's reactions to the various proposed gags. All while he's drinking a glass of wine.Tom: If this was a drinking game I'd be dead.
Other Videos
- The Muffin Song is mostly just remixes and mashups of old jokes. And some of these are hilarious.
- The potato offers the guy trying to kill him a pie-flavoured pie. Three increasingly smaller pies pop out. The smallest pie suddenly pulls out a gun. The guy's reaction is priceless.
- "I'm gonna do a book!" He's sensually stroking the book with a Luminescent Blush and love hearts. The book in question is titled "PLEASE STOP" and has a picture of a guy frowning.
- "I met a real man." The "real man" is the sun with a human body.
- When Tom joins in on the Muffin's dancing, he dabs.
- At the end of the video, Tom and the Muffin see a figure on the hill backed by the sun. Seconds later, it shows that figure is the Beep Beep Sheep, trying to look cool. They are less than impressed.
- The I Like Trains song:
- The "I Like Trains" kid causing trains to randomly appear and kill people, leaving rainbow trails behind them, just by saying "I like trains."
- The kid's parents are concerned because he can only say "I like trains" and take him to a doctor, who prescribes Ritalin for him. The "perfect dose" is shown on a poster with a guy swallowing a ton of pills and the text "Take THIS Many: 9,401,306". Also, as a Freeze-Frame Bonus, Mr. Muffin appears on a chair in the waiting room.
- The kid getting married, sporting a cheeky smile as he's about to say his wedding vows...right before he says, "I like trains," and causes a train to explode through the wall of the church, flattening his bride. And more trains explode out of the wedding cake and through the stained-glass windows!
- The kid's terrible grades on his report card:Math - F
English - F
Breeding - C
Blinking - F
Breathing - F
Potatoes - D
Staring at the sun - F
Grapefruit - F
- IT'S MUFFIN TIME, possibly one of the most hilarious ways to announce a Kickstarter project ever, and perfectly in tone with the series.
- You know it's gonna be good when it opens like this:Doctor: Hey, what time is it?
Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Doctor: Hahah!
(Smash Cut to the doctor standing over a corpse with a flatline sound playing in the background)
Doctor: Time of death: muffin time.
(Beat)
Muffin: Wait, what? - "Muffin Time is a card game. It's kind of like a sexy horse, except it's a bit shorter, it's perfectly square, and it's a card game."
- This hilarious bit of Black Comedy:Announcer: You win the game if you have exactly ten cards in your hand at the start of your turn. Simple, right?
Clown: Yeah.
Announcer: WRONG!
Clown: Aw, man. I never get anything right.
(makes a gun out of balloons and points it at his head)
Kid: I wanted a giraffe! - The demonstration of trap cards:
- This demonstration of a counter card:Mugger: Gimme your hand!
Guy: No, give me your hand! (pulls out a gun)
Mugger: (gasps)
Guy: In marriage! (the gun has suddenly turned into a ring)
Mugger: What?
(cut to the wedding, where the mugger is still looking freaked out) - The other demonstration is also funny:Potato: You Fool! Nothing can get past me! Nothing except a dog with a knife...
Dog With A Knife: Hello, I'm a dog with a knife!
Potato: (screams) - "And let's not even mention those stretch goals and Kickstarter exclusives! (Beat) ...They know what they've done."Muffled screaming: HELP ME!
- "And now a word from our publisher, Big Potato." (cut to a giant potato rampaging through a burning city)Big Potato: I'M A PROFESSIONAL GAME PUBLISHER!
- You know it's gonna be good when it opens like this:
- REAL MAN is mostly Awesome, but a stand-out gag is the titular cow's skateboard smacking them in the face after the first and last chorus.
- Smash or Pass: asdfmovie is every bit as awkward as one would expect, but what really takes the cake is Tom acknowledging the parody animation of "Beep Beep I'm a Sheep" from minus8. ...And he still passes, saying it's not right.
