The fact that this series consists mainly of five second clips that are so random they're hilarious just goes to show that you can basically put down any moment in the series.
- "Got your nose!" "Look out, he's got a nose!" *bang bang bang*
- "You gotta help me man my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee....." *other guy backs away slowly* "Please don't hurt me..." *evil laugh*
- "Hello, parking meter!" "Hello!"
- On the subject of the talking parking meter, the "D:" look on the guy's face when he hears the parking meter talk to him.
- The Die Potato Guy and the Potato.
Die Potato Guy: Die potato.Potato: Noooo!The Potato is Squashed
- The "You Know Who's Gay?" man and his companion.
YKWG Guy: Hey, you know who's gay? You![YKWG Guy has been stabbed by his companion]YKWG Guy: OH COME ON!
- "I baked you a pie." "Oh boy, what flavor?!" "PIE FLAVOR." -Guitar Riff as a mini pie pops out of the big pie-
- The Die Potato Guy tries to kill the Potato again. The potato pulls a gun on him and says "Not today."
- The "I Like Trains Kid" and his appearances.
Little Girl: I like singing!Little Boy: I like dancing! Little boy moves his arms aroundI Like Trains Kid: I like trains. Is immediately hit by train
- His second appearance.
Teacher: Hey kids, I bought you some cookies!Kids scream "Cookies!" and crowd the teacher as the camera pans to the I Like Trains KidI Like Trains Kid: I like trains.Beat as the teacher and kids look at him.I Like Trains Kid is hit by the train
- His third appearance.
I Like Trains Kid's Father: What are you up to, son?I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.I Like Trains Kid's Father: Ha ha, yes you do.'''The scene switches to the "You know who's gay?" man and his companion.YKWG Guy: Hey, you know whose gay? You-[YKWG Guy and his companion are hit by the train]
- His second appearance.
- DESMOND, THE MOON BEAR!
"How did I get here?"THE END.
- The gullible guy and his friend.
Friend: Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling.Gullible Guy: Oh so it does- His friend has stolen his lungs and is holding them Oh you stole my lungs.
- "I can't wait to eat this bagel!" "Yes you can." "Yeah..I guess you're right."
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- The astronaut asking if they're at their destination yet to the anger of his fellow astronaut. The astronaut ends up lost in space.
- "Hey man, look at my new dog." "Oh that's pretty cool OH THERE'S NO DOG THERE!" The two then just go "HURRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!" at one another.
- Jim and the World.
Jim: Goodbye world..Earth: Ok Jim, I'll see you around, where you go-BANG Oh, oh no, that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!
- "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!!
- "Pfft. Screw gravity!" *floats into the air* The other guy does a wide smile.
- Joey being a sandwich.
Guy: Joey, did you eat my sandwich?Joey: I am your sandwich.Joey crams himself down the other guy's throat
- The guy punching the salad with the guy who was going to eat it screaming the whole time, letting out a Big "NO!" and then beating up the guy.
- "There's something on your face." PUNCH "It was pain!!!!"
- The return of the I Like Trains Kid.
Die Potato Guy: Die potato!Potato: NOOOOOOOO!I Like Trains Kid: I like trains.Die Potato Guy: No no no, wait!-Die Potato Guy is hit by the train as the I Like Trains Kid smiles slightly
- "I'm gonna do an internet!" (presses key and grabs onto the keyboard as a rainbow comes out of the monitor) "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!"
- THE SCIENCE SHOW:
"Piano! AAA-""Whose idea was this?"
- "Nice Hat." "Thanks!" "I was being sarcastic." "Well I stole your face!" Sarcastic Guy facepalms his bare head
- "Alien attack!" "THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!" The cheese just bounces off the spaceship and a quiet "Yay..." is heard in the background
- The time traveller and the dinosaur.
Time Traveller comes out of the time machineTime Traveller: It worked, my time machine wo-'''THUMP'''Dinosaur: I am a Stegosaurus!
- A couple lying out on the grass together
- The Mine Turtle.
Man: Hello, Mine Turtle.Mine Turtle: Hello!Another man steps on the Mine Turtle and explodes
- A little girl finds a Mine Turtle which then jumps out of her hands and blows up the girl and her mother.
- A Genre Savvy guy refuses to step on the Mine Turtle and then gets hit by the Llama driving from asdfmovie2 as the Mine Turtle says hello.
- The guy who randomly walks off a cliff and then floats into the air with a very dull "Oh ok."
- "I wonder if my pony can fly." The pony flies off "Huh."
- "Hello, and welcome to standing-up school!" *guy falls on his face* "And you fail."
- The return of the Mine Turtle with the barbershop quartet.
Man 1: Hello.Man 2: Hello.Man 3: Hello.Man 4 steps on Mine TurtleMine Turtle: Hello!All Four Men: OH NO- Explosion
- The guy who upon hearing carrots are good for you eyesight, sticks carrots directly into his eyes.
Guy: You lied to me.
- The puppy who has a knife.
Woman: Oh look, a puppy!Man: Oh careful honey, he's got a knife.
- "EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
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- The "Suddenly Pineapples!" Running Gag.
Depressed Man: I am depressed.SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES!Depressed Man: This does not help.
- The man with brain cancer.
Doctor: Sir, I'm afraid you have brain cancer.SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES!Cancer Patient's Head is now a PineappleDoctor: Well, the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore.
- Mine Turtle and Pineapples.
Man: Hello Mine Turtle.Mine Turtle: Hello!SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES!A Pineapple lands on Mine Turtle and it explodes
- The man with brain cancer.
- Larry the Necksnapper's Intervention. It doesn't go well.
Larry: What's going on guys?Larry's Friend: Larry, this is an intervention. You need to stop breaking people's necks!Larry: *breaks a guy's neck* What are you talking about?Larry's Friend: Larry!Larry: What? *Larry's Friend's neck is in his hands*Larry's Friend: Larry! *Larry breaks his neck*
- The ending of Deleted Scenes:
YKWG Guy: Hey, y'know who's gay?
[cut to their wedding]
YKWG Guy: Us.
- The muffin segments from asdfmovie 7. It's the happy, childlike voice that sells it:
Muffin: "Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?"
Joey: "No thanks, Mr. Muffin!"
Muffin: "But I wanna die!!"
- The second time he shows up:
Fat man: "Ugh, I'm so full!"
Muffin: "You have room for a muffin?"
Fat man: "No..."
Muffin: (cheerfully) "Why won't you let me die?!?!"
- The second time he shows up:
- The police officer informing a boy's mother that her son was caught doing homework.
Policeman: Ma'am, I'm afraid I caught your son doing...*Eyed Screen* Homework!Mother: WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!
- Saturn calling the Sun fat when it revolved around it, which makes the Sun smile.
- Do the Flop Guy ruins an attempt to stop a group of people from preventing their friend's suicide.
Man: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!Do The Flop Guy: EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!Everyone does the flop. Beat as the person about to jump then lands on the ground
- The switch cord that turns the colour on. Not only does it make them all scream like crazy and panic, but they're also all naked.
- And the third time...
Man: Hey! What time is it?Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!Bystander: Uh, actually, it's 12:30.Muffin: Somebody kill me!
- ASDF Movie 8 came out and it did not disappoint with its first joke.
Pop Singer: OOOH BABY! I LOVE YOU BABY!Woman: Stay away from my baby!Baby: (in a really deep voice) But mother, I love him!
- "Doctor I'm afraid of backstories!" "When did this all start?" "Well, I—AAAAAAAARRRGHHHH!!!!"
- The following:
Girl 1: "My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!Girl 2: Tee hee! My boyfriend said that too!Girl 1: (stabs Girl 2) THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
- "Would you like to see a magic trick?" (Dramatic Pause) "No!" (makes a ":D" face)
- "Aww... Look at the little baby!" (Little baby smiles and makes gleeful noise) "And now look at the big baby!" (beat) "Wah."
- The Cow pretending to be human and asking if people want to go skateboards, then appearing as the man Eddy's girlfriend left him for and then riding through a crimescene, kickflipping and whispering "Skateboards".
- The clouds conversation.
Guy 1: Oh no! Giant flying SHEEP!Guy 2: Those are clouds.Guy 1: NOOOOOO!
- Once again with the very dark humor, the singing man.
Steven: It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode—Bystander: Hey Steven!Steven: What have you done!? (explodes)
- Dogs can talk, apparently.
Woman: Aw, what's his name?Dog: His name is David.David (suddently with namesign): Hello! I am David.
- The return of the I Like Trains Kid who calls a guy who then gets hit by a train after answering the phone.
- Specifically, the train comes out of the phone.
- The pole vaulter getting impaled by a jouster right before they leap.
- Especially since the crowd cheers louder when he gets impaled.
- Another robbery joke occurs. This one is extra hilarious:
Robber: You're gonna die!
Guy: We're all gonna die.
(awkward silence, robber lowers his gun in contemplation)
- A girl named Hungry saying that she's hungry, only to be given a "Hello" from her dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me this way?
- For some more dark humor: