Epic Fail: Video Games
- Many people consider the term/meme "Fail" (and by extension, "Epic Fail") to have been popularized by the game Blazing Star. If you failed to beat a boss in time, the Engrish words "You fail it! Your skill is not enough, see you next time, bye-bye!" appeared on screen, showing you how much you sucked at fighting the boss.
- Super Smash Bros.:
- The infamous Brawl video wherein Fox jumps up in the air, then comes down in a Landmaster, which promptly falls through the tiny hole in the center of the Yoshi's Island (Melee) stage.
- Sometimes when fighting the Ice Climbers, killing Popo but leaving Nana alive results in Nana smashing you off the stage by herself. Especially funny when it happens on the last stock, netting Ice Climbers the victory.
- When demonstrating how Lucario's aura was buffed, Sakurai demonstrates a potential downside to it by having Lucario use his Up-Special and flying over the stage, dying.
- Reportedly, it is possible in the X-COM Spiritual Successor games UFO: After* to throw a grenade so poorly that it lands yards behind your thrower. Without bouncing.
- Hell, that's not too far a stretch from the abysmal soldier stats of X-COM proper.
- In the Wii version of Quantum of Solace, it is all too possible, should you forget how to throw a grenade, to essentially pull the pin out of said grenade and stick it in your pocket. Not even kidding here.
- NetHack has the proud tradition of YASD, or Yet Another Stupid Death, for when you find a new and exciting way of getting yourself killed.
Salutations Lancealot, welcome to NetHack! You are a lawful male human Knight.
- It's not unusual for a beginning knight to die on their very first action:
You slip while trying to get on the saddled pony. —More—
You die... Do Not Pass Go. Do not collect 200 zorkmids.—More—
Lancealot, slipped while mounting a saddled pony.
- Speedrunner ais523 demonstrated that it's possible to die before taking one's first turn if the Random Number God is hostile enough. Grayswandir was generated on the upstairs, he picked it up due to autopickup, and it blasted him. He estimated the chance of this occurring at roughly one in three million.
- Spelunky's pseudo-random level generator coupled with its extremely roguelike style of platforming often leads to over-the-top, awesomely funny, accidental deaths caused by careless or unlucky players.
- For example, in the first major area of the caves, it is possible to misjudge a fall and stun yourself on impact with the ground, triggering an ancient arrow trap and alerting a bat in the process. As you lay there stunned, the arrow bounces off a nearby wall and hits you, the force of the impact flinging you to a nearby overhang. The bat then hits you, the impact pushing you off...onto a bed of spikes. Granted, the bat is what actually kills you in this example; the spikes just add insult to injury.
- In the Space Quest series, likely half of The Many Deaths of You are Epic Fails of some kind for protagonist Roger Wilco. Probably the biggest is right at the start of Space Quest III, where attempting to pick up a piece of scrap metal lying on a ship one room away would result in Wilco cutting himself. Most people would just get a gash on their palm or finger, albeit one needing to be disinfected and bandaged. Wilco, on the other hand, manages to sever an artery and promptly dies of blood loss. Approximate playing time from start to death: 20 seconds.
- I Wanna Be the Guy: Oh, look, a sword to collect! YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD! YOU RETARD!
- Annoying trainers in Pokemon Gold And Silver (and the remakes) will call you every once in a while...and some call to say that they failed to catch a Pidgey. Yes, a Pidgey. You have about a 33% chance of catching Pidgey that's at full strength with no status conditions and a plain old Poké Ball, yet they were trying and couldn't catch it!
- "Hitmonlee used Hi Jump Kick! Hitmonlee kept going and crashed! Hitmonlee fainted!" note
- "Foe Geodude used Selfdestruct! It doesn't affect Gengar... Geodude fainted!" note
- "Deoxys is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Deoxys fainted!" note
- "Shedinja used Final Gambit!" note
- Electrode used Explosion! Electrode fainted! Red is out of usable Pokémon! Red blacked out!
- Entering "Epic Fail" in Scribblenauts creates a nuclear explosion that kills everything onscreen, including the player.
- Dwarf Fortress has a myriad number of ways to fail (after all, Losing is Fun!) but there are a select few ways that you can Epicly Fail, like say accidentally starting your fortress over a volcanonote .
- For the fans, this is actually how you succeed - since there's no actual victory in DF, the easiest win condition is to achieve a catastrophic failure that is notable in some entertaining way, then post it on the Bay 12 forums. What other games call Epic Fail, are considered Awesome Moments (with a heaping dose of funny) in Dwarf Fortress.
- The current TV Tropes succession game, Waterburned, has two examples within the first two years - creating a drowning trap that flooded half the fortress thanks to a misplaced channel, and having the military boldly sally out to a humiliating defeat—by kobolds.
- Which is nothing compared to "Drunk Fortress". It's a fortress played while completely inebriated. Do the math.
- Ryu's attacks can be used to cancel and punish anyone and anything from Raging Demons to Shinryukens... unless your name is Hugo and you plow through those punishing attacks.
- Dragon Age: Origins, toward the end of the Orzammar plot arc, has the losing candidate for King attempt a coup right there in the meeting chamber with all the guards and the heroes who just got through carving up a thousand Dark Spawn. Needless to say, it doesn't go well for them. Listen to the town crier afterward. He'll shout out about what happened and throw in his usual color commentary which goes like this, quoted word for word:
Town Crier: Harrowmont is king! Bhelen is stupid and dead! EPIC FAIL!
- While that is the biggest example of Epic Fail; if the other candidate is chosen and he chooses to order the execution of his rival. The Town crier then adds Epic Fail, but it's not quite as epic.
- In Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth, you manage to so utterly and completely prove a man to be the real murderer that Miles Edgeworth, the last person you'd expect to hear it from, says to him "I believe the correct term is 'you fail'!"
- Kirby Super Star: When Kirby gets Bomb ability, he immediately pulls one out. Forget to throw it immediately? Boom.
- From Resident Evil 4, we have...this.
- Rooster Teeth has a weekly series called Fails of the Weak which is a compilation of the most epic failures ever captured on video for Halo: Reach.
- In the Portal universe, it is revealed that the attempts of the Aperture Science researchers to put Restraining Bolts on their AI Master Computer GLaDOS approaches the level of this trope. When they first attempted to wake her up, she went homicidally berserk within 1/14 of a picosecond. Their solution to this was to attach all sorts of personality cores to her to modify her behavior, including one that fed her a cake recipe; another that was, if anything, even more murderous than she was; and one that fed her stupid ideas to counter her intelligence. Yet after all this, they were easily suckered into giving her access to a deadly neurotoxin, with which she killed them. Their epic failure comes full circle when the aforementioned "Intelligence Dampening Sphere" ends up taking over the Enrichment Center from GLaDOS and nearly destroying it, thanks to the same built-in imperatives designed to control her.
- It's best to say that Aperture Science only succeeds through epic failure. The portal gun was originally intended as a shower curtain. The acceleration and repulsion gels were intended as dietary aids, and some supplementary materials indicate that GLaDOS was originally intended to de-ice fuel lines. Nothing Aperture Science ever built functioned as intended, and they were too poorly managed to turn lemons into lemonade with what they did have.
- In Yu-Gi-Oh! Reshef of Destruction, when dueling Bandit Keith, he can and will tribute three monsters to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra... in Sphere Mode. A Divine Monster with 0 Attack and Defense. (Even worse, a Divine Monster cannot defeat any other monster using the Attribute advantage house rules, making it completely worthless. This is even funnier if beforehand, his monsters had been defeating you.)
- Parodied in Tales of Monkey Island Chapter 3: Lair of the Leviathan: at one time when Guybrush guesses the answer to one of De Cava's three-out-of-six questions wrong, Morgan rolls her eyes and says, "Fail," in a Shout-Out to the "FAIL" meme. (Even De Cava says "Failure!" when the question is guessed wrong.) However, this trope (and imminent death) is averted as many times as possible, when De Cava will always repeat the same first series of the three questions thanks to the repeated pleadings from Guybrush.
- In In the Groove 2, if you fail the Final Boss song, "Vertex^2", the failure screen says "Round Failed^2".
- In the Last Story of Sonic Adventure, when Perfect Chaos starts rampaging, Dr. Eggman flies in with his Egg Carrier 2, a new version of the huge ship he piloted for most of the game. Eggman made it specifically for if Chaos went out of control like he was doing at that moment. Chaos took it down in one blast.
- After defeating the boss of Chemical Plant Zone, it's very possible for a player who has let their guard down to fall through one of the tiles.
- Gilgamesh's EX Burst in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy. Every character's EX Burst has a perfect and failed version, with the failed version doing less damage, but Gilgamesh takes failure to its extreme. A recurring joke in the series is Gilgamesh's continued search for the legendary Excalibur, but he always confuses it with the counterfeit Excalipoor, which only ever deals 1 point of damage when it hits the opponent. In his EX Burst, the player must pick the Excalibur out from several Excalipoors. If they fail, Gilgamesh takes up one of the Excalipoors and performs a series of epic, over-the-top attacks on them...then realizes his attacks aren't doing anything and throws it away, moaning that he picked the wrong one.
- Of course, thanks to a bug in the original Excalipoor, it did as much damage as the Excalibur when thrown. So when Gilgamesh's opponent is inevitably hit by the sword that Gilgamesh threw away, it hits for massive damage.
- Team Fortress 2: Lose an Arena round without killing a single opponent, and you get the message "FLAWLESS DEFEAT!"
The Administrator: "You didn't kill any of them!" "...next time, try killing one of them."
The Administrator: "Do not all die at once!"
- It's also possible to total party wipe in Mann vs. Machine mode, at which point the Administrator is also most displeased.
- In the Replay Update of Team Fortress 2, a contest called the Saxxy Awards was created to share with people their most awesome kills, biggest dominations, and of course, most epic fails. All the lovely fails can be found here.
- The winner was a Soldier who wanted to show off and destroy an enemy dispenser using a taunt kill, but the Engineer moves the dispenser before he can finish the taunt. What makes this an Epic Fail is that said taunt kills the Soldier as well as whoever's standing by, and unfortunately, no one's standing by. You can probably guess what happened.
- Rune Factory 3: Failing to cook a dish that you have a 90% success rate for will result in a Super Fail. The game plays with the trope in that not only are Super Fails a favored gift for Sofia (one of your potential brides) but they're a powerful poison, that can take chunks of life off even bosses.
- StarCraft II: Not with the game itself but for a piece of hardware designed specifically for the game, Steel Series released a StarCraft II-themed keyboard, only they misspelt "protoss".
- In the Gran Turismo series, failing a licensed test results in the display of the word FAIL in big white letters, sometimes with Soundtrack Dissonance.
- In the Total War games, when an assassin, spy, gentleman, or ninja fails in a mission, the video of their attempt shows them attempting and then failing in some hilarious fashion. Sometimes it's an amusing or unfortunate error, like stabbing the shadow of a kneeling samurai but just hitting his armor stand, or getting caught trying to set a house on fire. Other times, the failure will be something hilariously epic. For example, a gentleman engaging in a duel, but his weapon misfires, and while investigating the faulty pistol, he ends up shooting himself in the face. Or an assassin waiting behind a door to stab a target, only to end up stabbing himself when the target slams the door into his face.
- Total War: Shogun 2 has a failure animation for a Ninja assassination. Ninja sneaks inside a castle perched high up on a cliff. Ninja finds target looking out over a balcony over said cliff. Ninja takes a run up to attempt a flying kick at the target's head to force him over the balcony. Target ducks.
- In Batman: Arkham City, the Joker is severely wounded from losing the boss fight of Batman: Arkham Asylum. So he and Harley Quinn escape custody to avoid a transfer to the new prison, but in the ensuing chase they wind up breaking in to Arkham City by accident.
- Brain Dead 13 has this in Vivi's Salon. During the scene in which Fritz escapes from the spiked coffin, he puts on a spiked arm with a switch, but just as Fritz was charging at Lance, he trips over a skull.
- The Easy AI in Mario Party 2 is so stupid that players (read: Luigi) can win by doing absolutely nothing.
- Star Wars: Battlefront: the game tracks Nemesis, for who killed you the most, and Bait, for who you killed the most. Also, there is no Friendly Fireproof here, meaning that you can occasionally kill yourself with a bad grenade toss. The awesome failure comes when a unit is listed as its own Nemesis and Bait. Meaning he committed grenade-related suicide more often than he killed anyone else.
- Posted on the old WoW forums in a 'what was your most epic death' thread:
I am a warlock.
I am undead.
I drowned. note
- Red Faction Guerilla is a game where Wreaking Havok and Everything Breaks is par for the course. Protagonist Alec Mason is Made of Iron and is a One-Man Army when it comes to Stuff Blowing Up and Dropping the Hammer. This is a person who is expected to walk into an enemy installation and come out the other side effectively having traversed a straight line. However, as noted by Yahtzee, it is possible to kill yourself by chopping away at a building's supports, with the very last sliver of plumbing holding out far longer than is proper, and having the stupid thing drop on you. It is possible for Alec Mason to kill himself with a hollow dome house this way, when three dozen infantry squads and their vehicles are so much hammer fodder.
- FTL: Faster Than Light allows you to fail the tutorial. Under normal circumstances this is impossible, as the demonstration enemy can't hurt you unless you turn off your shields. Other means of utter failure include opening all doors on the ship, including airlocks, or shutting off oxygen, asphyxiating the crew either way. All three of these actions are at no point necessary to complete the tutorial. Regardless of your method of suicide, the game gives you a Non-Standard Game Over, pictured above.
- It's also very possible due to the procedural generated enemy, to die on the very first jump if you get unlucky.
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has killcams, where landing a killing blow on an enemy can lead to a Coup de Grâce Cutscene with a special Finishing Move. Originally, these only occurred if you were fighting in melee, but a patch introduced killcams (sans finisher) for ranged and magical attacks. Killcams are triggered when the attack you just let out will kill the enemy you're engaging with. Sounds good so far. However, it doesn't take into account whether or not your attack will actually hit. This isn't a huge deal for melee finishers, since they're guaranteed to hit, but for ranged attacks, it's entirely possible for your opponent to move after the cutscene is triggered. If that happens, you're treated with a slow-mo view of your arrow/projectile wooshing past your opponent's head and hitting a wall.
- Similarly, in Fallout 3 or Fallout: New Vegas, when going into VATS mode you're given a chance to hit a target from range. You then open fire, and are treated to a cinematic view of your shots being fired. But if you're standing, say, just behind a boulder and your rifle ends up pointing at the boulder when you execute your VATS attack, you'll be treated to the sight of every single bullet you shot skipping off the rock right in front of you. Can get particularly hilarious if the enemy is standing behind some thin piece of cover like a signpost when you execute you 95% chance-to-hit shot, resulting in sending a hundred bullets downrange from your minigun, and every single shot hits the sign instead of the person standing just behind it. Or if a bystander or companion is between you and the target. Even worse is when you throw a Nuka Grenade in VATS Mode only for it to strike an overhead obstruction and bounce back to land at your feet- VATS Mode won't end until the grenade explodes.
- Worms gives players the chance to mess up so spectacularly, they can compile their most hilarious fails into a conga of comical chew-ups.
- Two of EVE Online's greatest battles, the Battle of Asakai and the Battle of B-R5RB, were caused by incredible blunders - Asakai's because the person pushed the wrong button, jumping his Titan into a battlefield instead of jump bridging in his support fleet and B-R5RB when a player forgot to pay the rent to his coalition's fortification, and it went up for grabs.
- In Sonic Unleashed, if you played so poorly that you end up with an E Ranking, you get this masterpiece playing.
- Suicides in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 will have the game declare your death an "Epic Fail".
- Touhou Koumakyou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil has Cirno's "Icicle Fall" spellcard on Easy, which has a blatant blind spot directly in front of her. Even the Stage 1 boss, Rumia, doesn't bear the same kind of stupidity.
- Mass Effect 1: You would think missing at point-blank range with a shotgun would be hard. You would be reckoning without any of your allies who don't naturally have a shotgun specialisation.
- In Mario Kart, Blue Shells target the current race leader. If you use a Blue Shell in first place, you will hit yourself.
- Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate introduces Hunters for Hire, in which you can hire 1-4 CPU-controlled versions of hunters you've met (e.g. via StreetPass) to do a quest for you, with varying odds of success. Occasionally, hired hunters will fail quests that should be trivial given their equipment, Hunter Rank, and party size, such as failing a simple "Hunt a Great Jaggi" quest (one hunter apparently hired a team of G-Rank hunters to do this, which failed anyway) or, even worse, failing a low-rank quest in which the objective is to deliver items that can be easily gathered.
- This is half the fun of Kerbal Space Program. Nothing says "epic fail" as watching your rocket's thrusters become deadly missiles as they separate from your rocket or, even worse, slam into your cockpit. And then an update made the Space Center buildings themselves, meaning a rapid unplanned disassembly can now result in a surviving kerbal standing forlornly in the smoldering ruins.
- Star Trek Online has its "Duty Officer System", which allows you to send Red Shirts to do boring jobs around the ship and elsewhere. It's not uncommon to see them come back injured or killed, though you have to question their competence when they get injured doing something harmless like scanning particles. It's probably why one of the options for the Klingon characters is listed as "Execute Officers for Incompetence".
- In Paper Mario 64, there's one moment in particular that is pretty pathetic and humorous. When Mario and his friends are in the Ice Palace, Mario encounters Duplighosts, which imitate Mario and whichever member he has out. It's pretty clear which the fake is, but the most obvious moment is when multiple Duplighosts take on the wrong personages at the same time. For some reason, they are unaware of their own stupidity, especially since they were capable of doing this successfully last time.
- In Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune, if you're playing Story Mode or Versus Mode your opponent is less than 700 meters from the goal and is so far ahead of you, the "Keep Going!" alert that shows up at this point doesn't even show up. In other words, you've screwed up so badly that the game implicity tells you that you should just give up all hope of winning.note
- In Pokemon Art Academy, every single one of your rival's drawings is this. He improves as time goes on, but only marginally.
- In Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, Snake Oil Salesman Nigel West Dickens tries to create and market a zombie repellant. He somehow creates zombie bait.
- World of Tanks:
- It takes a fair bit of effort for a fairly zippy Hellcat to get encircled and outflanked in a pincer movement by a slow-as-dirt TOG II, but it is both possible and hilarious.
- Anytime someone doesn't know the map very well or doesn't watch where they're driving, incompetence will make itself known. Most notably, players accidentally driving into deep lakes or along roads that lead them off cliffs at full speed, leading to the amusing spectacle of a (briefly) airborne light tank.
- Some vehicles specialize in firing high explosive rounds, mostly anything that packs a howitzer. It's possible to fire the weapon at an enemy that's next to you and kill yourself because of Splash Damage and the Glass Cannon nature of many howitzer-packing machines.
- Players who forget the relative weights of tanks and try to ram something bigger than themselves will often end up suiciding on the heavier hull of an opponent while merely dealing Scratch Damage to their victim. Incredibly hilarious when a string of light vehicles do this on a single hugely heavy target.
- The Erlenberg map provides numerous opportunities for players on both sides to screw up in amazing ways (mostly involving stupidity near water) and has become known as Derpenberg.
- A relative of World of Tanks is World Of Warships, and it should come as no surprise that some embarrassing failures have come out of this game as well. Inherently foolish mistakes like ramming larger craft with smaller ones happen, but the kicker probably has to be this battle between an intact tier 4 aircraft carrier versus a sub-optimal, badly battered tier 3 destroyer. The carrier manages to lose the encounter... by torpedoing himself with his own bombers while trying to sink the destroyer.
- Drake Of The 99 Dragons has a scene rather early on where Drake starts to get stronger from stolen souls, declares himself invincible...and then immediately jumps out of a penthouse window to his death.
- QWOP. Apparently, your country's Olympic training program is so underfunded that athletes in training don't even know how to walk and even just "running" ten meters by hopping and doing the splits is considered an achievmeent. Which leads to these things happening far more than they should:
- Walking backwards far enough to not only achieve a negative distance, but also hit the concrete wall behind you.
- Flipping 720 degrees before hitting your head on the ground.
- Falling through the ground!
- In Persona 4, your character and the girls have a cook-off to make omelettes for young Nanako, but the girls prove incompetent at cooking. However, Yukiko in particular stands out. While the other girls' dishes come out dangerously spicy or just plain awful, Yukiko manages to cook an omelette that has no taste at all. How she accomplished this, we may never know. But hey, better than the
curry"Mystery Food X" that knocks out whoever eats it!Kanji: It's pretty impressive that you put so many ingredients into a dish and it came out tasting like nothing.
Yukiko: Y-Your palate just isn't refined enough!