A list of all the main characters in the film Small Soldiers.
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Alan Abernathy (Gregory Smith)The Protagonist.
Christy Fimple (Kirsten Dunst)
Stuart Abernathy (Kevin Dunn)Alan's father and owner of a toy store.
Irene Abernathy (Ann Magnuson)Alan's mother. Does her best to keep Stuart calm and stress free.
Timmy Fimple (Jacob Smith)Christy's younger brother.
Phil Fimple (Phil Hartman)Christie's technology obsessed father.
Marion Fimple (Wendy Schaal)Christie's mother.
Gil Mars (Denis Leary)The owner of Globotech.
Irwin Wayfair (David Cross)An employee at Globotech. Creator of the Gorginites.
Larry Benson (Jay Mohr)An employee at Globotech. Creator of the Commando Elite.
Ralph (Robert Picardo)The technician who designed the chips used to create the eponymous characters.
Joe (Dick Miller)The delivery truck driver who agrees to "front" Adam some of the toys.
Gorgonites and Commando Elite
Tropes that apply to the entire toyline include;
Tropes which apply to all the Gorgonites include;
Archer (Frank Langella).The brave and wise leader of the Gorgonites. His weapon of choice being a crossbow.
Freakenstein (f.k.a. Troglokhan) (Michael McKean).A Frankenstein's Monster look-alike. The navigator of the Gorgonites.
Insaniac (Michael Mc Kean).A hyperactive Gorgonite. He spins about rather than walk, speaks fast and constantly makes jokes and puns.
Ocula (Jim Cummings).Gorgonite with a single eye. Can only speak in whistles and is rather shy.
Punch-It (Harry Shearer).Gorgonite resembling a humanoid Brontotherium. Best friend of Scratch-It.
Scratch-It (Christopher Guest).Gorgonite resembling a frog with no hind limbs. Walks on front Limbs. She is the only female gorgonite and the best friend of Punch-It.
Slamfist (Christopher Guest).A Gorgonite hunchback. His left hand consists of a boulder-like fist. A slow-witted bruiser.
The Commando Elite
Tropes that apply to all of or collectivelly to the Commando elite include;
Brick Bazooka(George Kennedy).Artillery specialist of the Commando Elite.
Butch Meathook (Jim Brown).The sniper of the Commando Elite.
Chip Hazard (Tommy Lee Jones).Leader of the Commando Elite.
Kip Killigan (Ernest Borgnine).Covert operations specialist of the Commando Elite.
Link Static (Bruce Dern).Communications officer of the Commando Elite.
Nick Nitro (Clint Walker).Demolitions expert of the Commando Elite.
Zom-GwendiesAn army of mooks made form a Bland-Name Product version of Barbie dolls. Given "life" by using a reverse engineered chip from Nick Nitro's brain.