Phil Fimple: "I think World War II is my favorite war."
Alan, on the phone with tech support: "I'm not a ma'am!"
Irwin, when he discovers what chips were used to make the Commando Elite and Gorgonites: "You put munitions chips in toys!?"
Phil: "What are you packin', tiny?" Commando: "Packin'? Packin' you! *fires net*"
Chip Hazard: You....Maggot! An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
(Boyfriend gets hit by flamethrower)
When Kristy starts smashing up the Gwendy dolls with a brilliant expression of sadistic glee on her face.
Doll: Run! She's got a baton! It's a baton death march! She's gone postal!
Kristy: I've ALWAYS hated these things!
The Commandos decide to play a song for psychological warfare. The song? "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls. While it's playing Marianne (still a little doped up from the sleeping pills) says "Phil, I love this song!" and we see an angry neighbour screaming from her window "Fimble, turn that off!"