Das Sporking is a small sporking community on LiveJournal. It was originally a solo sporking community for Das Mervin, a LiveJournal user most famous for her breakdown of the Twilight series. Over time, it has evolved to accept sporkings from all of its members. The sporkings cover a range of fandoms and styles. This also includes professional works. There are currently a small number of active sporkers on Das Sporking.This community is mostly known for being very analytical in its approaching to bad fiction, and for covering a variety of professionally published works as well as fanfiction. Jokes and snarking take a backseat to literary analysis, though they are far from absent.It is also notable for being in depth. Most sporkings double the word count of the fanfics they are focusing on. A number of Unfortunate Implications that are glossed over in other sporkings of the same material, in particular Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey, are explored in detail there.YMMV tropes can be found here, while Funny Moments can be found here.Notice: Please do not link directly to sporked fanfiction! This is to cut down on wank.
Midoriri hates misogyny and is especially ticked off when feminine characters are bashed just for being feminine. She also despises "Macho-Stus" being shoehorned into Magical Girl fics, due to the implications.
Nix will rage over characters having expensive items that don't fit as well as the color/style of Joshua Kiryu's hair.
Azra hates romanticized adultery, stating the obvious constantly, familial or friendship love being dismissed as not as important as or lesser than romance, Protagonist-Centered Morality, and canon characters being upstaged in favor of a Mary Sue character.
The Man Called True despises hypocrisy, painting humans as inferior to the supernatural, and adding needless darkness to a generally light-hearted setting.
Beware the Nice Ones: The sporkers are all a nice bunch of people, even maintaining some politeness while sporking, but once in a while, such as when a Berserk Button is pressed or the story gets really bad...eesh.
Raxistaicho's is "Standby, ready for more", used in his live journal cuts. Occasionally, "more" is replaced by something specific to the chapter.
azralibrarian's is "primus", usually used as if an expletive.
Some sporkings have them, too. For a good portion of the sporking of a Spice and Wolf fanfiction, chapters were introduced with "Last Time on..." followed by a video clip of something parodying events in the story.
Dark and Troubled Past: Many of the sporkers have shared their histories of abuse, bullying, trauma, or depression, usually to explain how a work is getting it dead wrong.
Dude, Not Funny!: Comes up in the face of tasteless jokes in the things being sporked.
During the I'm Here to Help sporking, Midoriri was appalled by a joke Emerald made about a 14-year-old Jupiter engaging in bondage.
Mervin points out that in Eclipse, two infamous parts - Edward stealing Bella's car engine and Bella being forcibly kissed by Jacob and then hurting her hand punching him out - were meant to be comedy. She notes, with no small amount of horror, that both wouldn't be out of place in a slasher movie.
Even Psychopathic Killers Have Standards: In one of Mervin's chapters of Howarts Exposed, she brings in Sands to co-spork. Sands, who has never pretended to be anything but a misogynistic, violent asshole, is appalled by it, particularly the sexualization of children and objectification of women (which, amusingly enough, stuns him, since he never felt outrage on behalf of objectified women before).
Everyone Has Standards: All of he sporkers have their limits on what they will and won't spork. Usually it's because a work is unspeakably horrific (Mervin even added the "Hogwarts Exposed line" to the comm rules, stating that anything that manages to be worse than that fanfiction is banned from being sporked there), although some sporkers refuse to do works on the grounds of them simply being boring (for example, this is why Mervin stopped sporking Child of Grace and Standing My Ground). Mervin herself holds the comm at large to several ironclad rules, including certain types of fics that are not allowed, namelyl the aforementioned "squick-fics", troll fics (on the grounds that they basically spork themselves), things that run the risk of breaking the "no politics" rule (such as The Turner Diaries), and real person fics. She also forbids making personal attacks/death threats towards the Suethors or their families. The only exception is Neil, who wrote the aforementioned Hogwarts Exposed and is hands-down the most hated Stuthor on the comm.
Friendly Sniper: In a metaphorical sense. The sporkers and commenters are remarkably polite and sympathetic people. It won't stop them from skewering works that they find flawed. (This may overlap with Beware the Nice Ones.)
Gamer Chick: Several of the sporkers, but azralibrarian stands out most. Her knowledge of Final Fantasy is well shown during one of her sporks of a self-insert Dissidia fanfic.
She also displays a good deal of knowledge of RuneScape during her sporking of a sloppy crossover fic.
Mervin began recapping the Twilight series in December 2009.
Before that, her sporkings of Rose Potter and Ariana Black ran for two years each. (Technically, her Ariana Black sporking is on hiatus until she's done with Twilight.)
Gehayi and Ket Makura have been sporking the Fifty Shades series for two years—and they still have one book to go.
Mean Character, Nice Actor: The sporkers tend to be far more scathing and nasty while sporking than they are while commenting or otherwise interacting with others. Mervin in particular is very nice so long as people on the comm follow the rules (which are more or less standard decency anyway) and don't come to stir trouble.
Properly Paranoid: Ever since his first proper sporking featured one, Riffing Academy thinks that wolf-themed Stus follow him around. They don't hit all the time, but they're definitely a theme.
Rage Quit: Once in a while, sporkers will simply give up on particularly bad works. Mervin occasionally "refuses" to do certain chapters of her own sporks and instead has one her common special guests do it for her.
An interesting variant happened with one story Riffing Academy tackled: while he finished the story as it was written when he wrote his sporking, when new chapters appeared he refused to do them. Raxistaicho picked it up later, doing the newer chapters.
Shout-Out: Varies by sporker, but everyone has made at least one.
Shown Their Work: Very much so. Mervin and Mrs. Hyde have expert knowledge about medicine, the latter even having her PHD in the subject. The pair of them also know quite a bit about the behaviour of "old money", being from that kind of background themselves. Gehayi is a freelance editor, and Ket Makura has enough experience in the realm of BDSM to help her take down the Fifty Shades series. And as far as canon knowledge goes, it's a rule that to spork a fic in a fandom, the sporker has to know what they are talking about.
This often shows up in the comments as well. If a reader is knowledgeable on a subject brought up in the spork, they'll give additional information or point out what was done wrong.
Signature Style: Aside from the aforementioned analytical, in-depth style, the sporkers are a diverse lot, and this shows in their preferences and typical sporking material:
Riffing Academy tends to pick up stories in canons he knows that frequently have at least one Marty Stu in them and female leads, especially canonically powerful ones, getting Chickified a lot.
Single Issue Psychology: In the Fifty Shades of Grey series, all of Christian's problems stem from his having been abused and poor until the age of four. Gehayi and Ket, both survivors of childhood abuse, take it to task. The comments similarly rip the flimsy excuse apart.
Small Reference Pools: Defied. Sporking topics are fairly diverse amongst the community, and while there are some popular fandoms and sources of stories, there's a wide mix between Western and Eastern fandoms that have sporked fiction. That doesn't even begin to describe each sporker's own favored references, either...
Something Completely Different: A side series was recently started called "Writers Against Cliches", with the intent of deconstructing hackneyed tropes and concepts and allowing sporkers to write fics that play with expectations. More obliquely, the_whittler once sporked one of their own works (with permission), and at least one member plans to spork a bad sporking.
Sweettalkeress introduced her sporking of the Code GeassLighter and Softer fic "Euphemia's Surprise" this way because it was so different from the works she had been sporking.
Zelda Queen's sporking of How I Became Yours was the first sporking of a fancomic, both by her and on the comm (though she had sporked the first Twilight graphic novel on her own journal).
Midoriri and Riyna_chan's sporking of Suite Pretty Cure ♪ Meet The Dream Traveler began as a standard spork...and then the sporking itself started to get a plot, with fic characters aware of it and wanting to help the sporkers "defeat" the fic and the horribly-inserted Gary-Stu.
Spinoff: In addition to the abovementioned fic comm, Das_Sporking gave rise to Anti_bella, a LiveJournal comm that focuses on finding well-written female characters of every stripe and analyzing why these characters work well/are awesome. (On occasion, "anti-Edwards"—well-written male characters—have also been highlighted.)
Spit Take: Used as a running gag for the Sailor Rainbow sporkings, in response to Accidental Innuendo. It gets taken to unprecedented levels with Raxis joins Midoriri and Zelda Queen on one chapter.
Midoriri: The Powers To Be are going to have to send a janitor in here...
Viewers Are Morons: Sporkers tend not to appreciate being treated like this by the fics they spork. In particular, Mervin ran a "hand-holding" count through Twilight, for when Meyer sat down and outright spelled out for her readers what was happening.
Villain Song: Cherylbites wrote one to be sung by Mary Sue characters called "Onward, Sueish Soldiers".
Visual Gag: Frequently used, typically involving pictures.