Hunger Games Simulator

Not really surprised the record had a hard time setting up a tent...

Yeah, I figure anyone would be disgusted by Flowey's browsing history.

Either von Bon Bon may not look like Sans, but given that Cuphead bosses have ridiculously hard-to-dodge bullet patterns, I don't blame ya, Nemo. But why are you swearing, boi?

Also, I always saw that Gaston death event as the tribute explicitly dying an in-character death, so maybe Carlton danced himself off a cliff?

Somehow, I knew one of my tributes would die in the first update.

"Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days
Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth
You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth"

-Time Cube's Cuphead Boss Battle Game Over screen

Also RIP Mother Nature, got Rules of Nature'd by- I mean I still can't even call Time Cube the superior representation of nature, it's too fringe :/

Welp, there goes both of my tributes.

And now, back to working on the Database! Onwards to Season 80: The One Where Harry Potter Spoilers Happen; Just Not in the Way that You'd Expect.

Also, all the seasons at risk should be working now, at least on my end. I was worried that they were truly gonna be goners.

And is Shouldra from the video game Corruption of Champions? I'm very sure it's NSFW since Beverly^note formerly Bacon Zorp was reluctant to tell us where she's from.

edited 16th May '18 1:07:12 AM by TroperNo9001

I remember somebody making me play that, and yes, it is NSFW. As hell.

It's an erotic browser RPG, or whatever to classify it, if it's the game I am thinking about.

edited 16th May '18 1:48:19 AM by PinkCelebi

Good to hear - I know postimg sometimes had temporary errors in the past, but they would usually get fixed in at least some hours or so.

Excuse my long delay, but I got way too caught up with Sweetie's Mansion. So... here comes a double update to redeem my face.

Music:

• Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 ReMIX - A Fight to the Death (Extended)

Enter Night 1◊

• A killer bee attempt on Cad Bane did not go well.
• Cue the Bullet Hell! The results? Everybody Lives!
• Toasty is definitely our kind of President Evil.
• Well, 9k1 did warned me about this. WarioGuy, I do apologize on her behalf.
• Wonder how a card would help you now, Nemo?
• Welp. The battle of Timey-Wimey!von Bon Bon and Sweetie Belle (Speak of the Devil) did not end well for three Hall of Famers.
• The Princesses vs the record on a DJ battle, I guess.
• Wait, I never knew Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy knew something about driving (apart from the latter's human counterpart in the digital shorts's CHYOA).

Enter Day 2◊

• Some Edit War is involved.
• Bane (no, not the centaur from Harry Potter) loses his memories.... to a Memory Charm. I see what the RNG did there.
• It appears WarioGuy's still sour over his problems with Power Stroke, judging by him hiring Original!von Bon Bon to inflict a non-fatal Revenge by Proxy.
• Speaking of von Bon Bon.... Timey-Wimey!her teams up with those Teletubbies. Not good....
• Breakdown pees some Energon (I guess) on a few graves.
• Rainbow Dash surprisingly manages to convince Fluttershy to join her on a flaming bag of poop prank.
• Cordelia decides to Pet the Dog. Or rather, the clownfish.
• And nobody (or nopony) dies today.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Yuki, Senator Armstrong, Flowey and Uncle Drew.

Enter Night 2◊

• Skyfall-styled fights and exorcisms ensues (damn, and just when I think I'm almost finished with Sweetie's Mansion....)
• Jinbei confuses crayons with weeds.
• Nemo.... why are you drinking alcohol? And he somehow wins that Drinking Game?
• Watch it if the Princesses throws a tantrum, as the Chaos Kin finds out.
• Man, that's lewd.
• The Priest finishes what Yuki started. RIP Cad Bane.
• Chris/President Snow.

Enter Day 3◊

• Original!von Bon Bon is now a fan of The Sims.
• Yep, Wario's definitely still sour about it.
• I don't want to know how Sweetie wins a farting contest against a robot.
• Turns out Nemo has some skills on origami.... which is questionable, because how could a fish fold some paper (which mostly could easily "melt" when hit with water).
• It appears the rivalry between the Princesses and the record has escalated. To an absolutely fatal and tentacle-ish point. Besides, none of them are human anyway.
• Sadako warns the Skin-Taker on Snow!Toasty.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Cad Bane and the Equestrian Princesses.

edited 16th May '18 4:10:39 PM by dave_the_assassin

I heard that!

And did you read that fanfic just to see if you could make any jokes regarding Sweetie Belle?

And Snow!Toasty? Don't you mean Snoasty? (rimshot)

And it even won the bet on which one among it and the Princesses could do better.

edited 16th May '18 3:55:21 AM by TroperNo9001

Heh, turns out that record had some secret unknown powers... though considering its origin...

edited 16th May '18 3:54:23 AM by Zanreo

Wow, Yuki didn’t even live past the first day. Pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. Though I suppose it’s good to know that he’s still got the mindset of a Chaosrealmer, seeing as he hunted for tributes, then made an attempt at Cad Bane’s life (even if it backfired horribly...)

God damnit, Flowey and Armstrong. It's all on you now, Chaos Kin. Remember to kill the Baronesses and that clown.

Oh man... the timing of those ballpit events...

Boris: Eugh, I was just in there with her, Блять!

Also, Cala Maria really disappointed here...

edited 16th May '18 4:57:43 AM by GrafVonTirol

Probably will do another update in an hour or so. Just feels the need to eat, since I haven't since the morning.

Out of topic, but I'm so NEVER going to read Sweetie's Mansion EVER again. It's too much of a Nightmare Fuel for me.

edited 16th May '18 5:57:59 AM by dave_the_assassin

Last update before I turn in for the night. Also excuse me for double-posting.

Music:

• Linkin Park - Papercut (2003 Smokeout Intro)

Enter Night 3!◊

• Phantom eradication ensues.
• Nemo has a rivalry on Wheel of Fortune with the wrong von Bon Bon.
• The Chaos Kin, amusingly, pranks Snow!Toasty.
• Wario's still out for his Revenge by Proxy, this time on two of the Elements of Harmony. At least they took a break.
• The Stoner of the season is out now.
• The other von Bon Bon got some tricks up her sleeve. RIP the Teletubbies.

Enter Day 4!◊

• Skin-Taker, Dash and Fluttershy knew something about poison ivy beer.
• A ghost-like being dies from over-exercise. HELP ME, I'M DYING FROM LAUGHTER
• It's quite a Sunny day for a "Pinkie Pride"-style goof-off, isn't it? (rimshot)
• Cuphead is brought to you by General Motors!
• Breakdown crushes the other von Bon Bon.
• Feel the power of gravity! Lest you ended up like Kamille Bidan and Paptimus Scirocco....
• It appears the Time Cube is the mastermind.
• WarioGuy took a few pages off of Fluttershy's book.
• Sweetie Belle: Still being a Cute and Psycho. RIP Jinbei.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Boris, the Teletubbies, Sadako, Season 116!Baroness von Bon Bon and Jinbei.

edited 16th May '18 8:37:14 AM by dave_the_assassin

Never challenge a clown to a goof off, even if he's a literal Sad Clown.

And whoa, Sweetie's getting better at her magic.

edited 16th May '18 8:35:20 AM by TroperNo9001

Cad Bane, I am disappoint.

Dammit, Jinbei...

Lol both of my people died by night 1.

Music:

• Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep - Black Powder

Enter Night 4!◊

• Chris/Sunny has been sunk.
• WarioGuy gains UUUUNNNNNLLLLIIIIIIMMMIIITEEEEEDD POOOOOWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
• Breakdown/Rainbow Dash & Fluttershy Ship Tease?
• Adeleine's Higher Understanding Through Drugs proves fatal for an unlucky tribute. RIP Nemo^note Not that I really wish for him to win this. Winning Death Battle is more than enough for me..
• Speaking of the already dead Nemo, Skin-Taker handles a rocket launcher his way. Here comes two more collateral damage.
• von Bon Bon gives Sweetie Belle a taste of her own medicine.
• Queen Cordelia's still being evil, I guess.

Enter Day 5!◊

• Sweetie Belle wished to be released from her suffering. Too bad for her that the Priest's nearby to grant it..... Also, why is she swearing?
• The Chaos Kin took insults better than Thanos did when his Berserk Button was pushed a few seasons back.
• Coke vs Pepsi: Round 3. FIGHT!
• Gugh, von Bon Bon.... Don't make me vomit, please, I'm fasting!
• WarioGuy tests his new powers by continuing to make enemies out of ponies.
• Snow!Toasty is not ready to die yet.

Fallen Tributes:◊ Nemo, Time Cube, Kichigai Record and Sweetie Belle.

edited 16th May '18 6:59:39 PM by dave_the_assassin

Wario Guy must've given dem pones nosebleeds with dem boops.

PUT ME OUT OF MY [BUY SOME APPLES] MISERY!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 25th 2022 at 12:32:06 AM

Language, Sweetie Belle!

Database update: Haven't updated it yet, but Video Games now have 1,004 total nominations if group tributes are counted separately!

Also, with a 10.5-hour gap between Seasons 79 and 80, it turns out I miscalculated when I ran the latter since the 12-hour Rule was enacted in the former.

EDIT: Onwards to Season 81: The One Where Arnold Gets Real Tired of Everyone's-- Presence!

...

Geez... where did everybody go? The Americans are asleep, but it's already morning in Europe. Psyche's podium finisher is dead, Gamechanger's on a trip, and Drakan's still recovering from her operation, so they're out of the question. I hope Dave isn't distracted by another pony fanfic...

edited 17th May '18 1:55:52 AM by TroperNo9001