Run. Think. Shoot. Ascend:
- Gordon Freeman, God of Being the Right Man in the Wrong Place and Crowbars (Mr. Freeman, The Freeman, The One Freeman, Anticitizen One, Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, Gertrude "Gertie" Fremont) as an Intermediate God under Protagonists (House of Characterization) and Weaponized Objects (House of Weapons).
- Adrian Shephard, God of Popular Mooks (Corporal Shephard, Corporal Dogmeat, Shepard) as an Intermediate God under Types of Popularity (House of Popularity).
- G-Man, The Unexplainable Benefactor (The G-Man, The Cryptical, Bureaucrat, Mystery Man, Government Man, Our Mutual Friend, The Employer) as a Greater God under Aides & Benefactors (House of Loyalty and Servitude).
- The Nihilanth, God of Giant Brains as a Greater God under Facial Attributes (House of Personal Appearance).
- The Black Ops, the Unholy Legion of Witness Extermination ("Masked Freaks", Black Operations, Male and Female Assassins) as a Unit of Demigods and Demigoddeses under Murder & Assassination (House of Life and Death).
- Hazardous Environment Combat Unit, Divine Army of "Containment" (HECU, HECU Marines, Marines, Grunts, Soldiers, The Military) as a Unit of Demigods under Ruin & Destruction (House of Life and Death).
- Dr. Wallace Breen, God of Quislings (Breen, Dr. Breen, the Administrator) as a Demigod under Tyrannical Figures (House of Leadership).
- The Combine, The Sufficiently Advanced Alien Race/Army (Our Benefactors, the Universal Union, Combine Overwatch, CMB) as a Greater Deity under Extraterrestrial Abilities (House of Extraterrestrials).
- The Headcrabs, Divine Race of Control Parasites (Headhumpers, Parasitics, Biotics, Facehuggers) as Intermediate Deities under Extraterrestrial Appearance & Biology (House of Extraterrestrials).
- The Vortigaunts, The Divine Converted Race (Xenotherium subservilia, Alien Slaves, Xen Slaves, Vorts) as Greater Deities under Extraterrestrial Behaviour (House of Extraterrestrials).
The G-Man: Time to choose...