It's the only thing that keeps me going these days, travelling. Changes of scene, changes of faces
Small World: An Academic Romance is the seventh novel by David Lodge, published in 1984. Taking the Grail Legend as its model, it draws on the author's experience as a Professor of English Literature to satirise academic conferences, rival schools of literary criticism, academics in general, writers, writing and, indeed, Tropes. Especially Tropes.
The novel is in five parts.
Part 1 takes place in April 1979 at a small academic conference hosted by the University of Rummidge (based on Birmingham). Philip Swallow, who first appeared in Changing Places, is now a full professor and head of the English department. He has used the opportunity to invite his co-protagonist of the earlier novel, Morris Zapp of Euphoria State University, to be the keynote speaker. Also at the conference are Persse McGarrigle, a young lecturer at the University of Limerick who has just completed his Masters on T. S. Eliot, and the beautiful and mysterious Angelica Pabst to whom Persse confesses his love before she leaves suddenly without telling anybody. Much of the novel follows Persse on his travels in pursuit of Angelica. Swallow and Zapp, who haven't seen each other in the ten years since the events of Changing Places, take the opportunity to catch up. Zapp tells of how he has turned from being a Jane Austen specialist to being a Deconstructionist in the footsteps of Jacques Derrida. He also reveals that his marriage to Désirée has broken up and she has written a book, Difficult Days, which detailed Zapp's sexist shortcomings and became a best seller. Swallow in turn tells of his disappointment that no review of his monograph on William Hazlitt has appeared and how, while staying with a representative of the British Council, he slept with his host's wife Joy. Shortly afterwards he read that the whole family had dies in a plane crash.
Part 2 goes round the world, time zone by time zone, introducing various characters and what they are doing at the same moment. Morris Zapp is flying to a conference and meeting Fulvia Morgana on the plane. In Turkey, Akbil Borak is reading Hazlitt in preparation for a visit by Philip Swallow. In Australia, Rodney Wainwright is writing a paper for a forthcoming conference. In New York, Siegfried von Turpitz and the distinguished but ailing Arthur Kingfisher are discussing the proposed UNESCO chair in literary criticism, essentially a lucrative sinecure. In Tokyo, Akira Sakazaki is translating Ronald Frobisher's novel into Japanese. In England, Ronald Frobisher is having breakfast. In the US, Désirée Zapp is at a writers' retreat trying to write a novel. At Heathrow Airport, Cheryl Summerbee checks Persse McGarrigle onto a flight and they chat about Cheryl's fondness for trashy romances. The lives of many individuals are revealed to be interlinked by a series of coincidences.
In Part 3 characters are seen flying from conference to conference. Persse tracks Angelica to Amsterdam, where he hears von Turpitz speaking about his forthcoming book and realises that it is his own work. Later he sees Angelica's face on a poster outside a strip club. Philip Swallow meets Joy, the woman he thought was dead, and they embark on an affair.
In Part 4 Morris Zapp is kidnapped by a guerrilla group. He is saved by intervention from Fulvia after Désirée refuses to pay the ransom. Back in Ireland, Persse receives an award and an American Express card he has causally applied for arrives, giving him the chance to continue his pursuit of Angelica. At Heathrow he finds a coded message from her in the airport chapel, referencing The Faerie Queene. After trying in vain to buy a copy from the Airport bookstall he finds Cheryl now reading Orlando Furioso instead of her habitual trashy romances, and she is able to give him her own copy. But Persse is too obsessed with Angelica to be able to see Cheryl's feelings for him. He sets off around the world on his Amex card, trailing Angelica to Zürich, Honolulu, Tokyo (where he meets Akira Sakazaki in a karaoke bar), Hong Kong and eventually Jerusalem, but she is always one step ahead of him. In Jerusalem, Philip is with Joy when he meets his son, who is on a backpacking trip. Mortified, he takes to his bed causing a rumour of Legionnaire's Disease to spread, which brings the conference and Philip and Joy's affair to an abrupt close.
Part 5 takes place at the Modern Language Association of America's conference in New York, in January 1980. Arthur Kingfisher chairs a panel discussion with Swallow, Zapp, Morgana, von Turpitz and others. Persse rises to ask a question, "What follows if everybody agrees with you?", which wrong-foots the panel members and awakens the interest of Arthur Kingfisher. In a series of dramatic events accompanied by a sudden unseasonably warm and sunny spell in Manhattan, revelations are made, loose ends are tied, Arthur Kingfisher successfully makes love with his assistant and announces that he is making himself available for the UNESCO Chair, and Persse finally realises that Cheryl, not Angelica, is the woman for him.
Small World contains examples of:
- Author Avatar: Philip Swallow is a professor at the University of Rummidge, based on the University of Birmingham where the author was a professor.
- Body Horror: Subverted. Siegfried von Turpitz always wears a black kid glove on one hand. Nobody knows why and nobody dares to ask. When Persse pulls it off after accusing von Turpitz of plagiarism it turns out to be covering a perfectly ordinary hand.
- Contrived Coincidence: Heavens, where to begin? This is a novel that runs on improbable coincidences.
- Cosplay: Partipants at the Zürich conference dress up as characters from The Waste Land to re-enact the poem in the street.
- Courtly Love: Persse is a devout Catholic with a strong sense of honour and aversion to extramarital sex, which is why he remains a virgin. After meeting Angelica is all falls apart.
- Crapsack World: Rummidge is drab, grey and run-down. The Rummidge conference which opens the novel is a bit of a shambles. All the more so when compared to the glamorous locations of all the other conferences, especially the Modern Languages Association Conference in New York which closes the novel.
- Doorstop Baby: Angelica Pabst was found as a baby in the toilet of a KLM aircraft along with her identical twin sister Lily
- Here We Go Again!: The ending, in which Persse sets off around the world again, this time in pursuit of Cheryl rather than Angelica.
- The Loins Sleep Tonight: As well as being intellectually exhausted, Arthur Kingfisher has been unable to rise to any occasion despite the devoted attentions of his young Asian assistant.
- Meaningful Name: Lots of them.
- Arthur Kingfisher, who is both King Arthur and the Fisher King of the Grail legend.
- Fulvia Morgana. Fata Morgana or Morgan le Fay from the Arthurian legends. Fulvia was a Roman aristocrat who gained power through a series of influential marriages.
- Persse McGarrigle represents Parzival from the Grail legend.
- National Stereotypes: Laid on thick, and lampshaded. The author gets away with this by being particularly heavy on negative British stereotypes for characters and locations.
- Rudyard Parkinson is a stuffy, blustering English don who is virulently anti-theory.
- Sybil Maiden is a frumpy, middle-aged Cambridge bluestocking.
- Ronald Frobisher is a superannuated Angry Young Man novelist still writing dour, gritty Kitchen Sink Drama about life Oop North.
- Persse McGarrigle is a naive young man who gets on through traditional Irish charm and good luck.
- Morris Zapp is brash, outspoken, wears loud suits and always has a large cigar.
- Fulvia Morgana wears the latest Milan fashions, lives in a very well-appointed villa and drives an open-top Maserati. She is also a Marxist who describes all literature as an instrument of oppression and gives a clenched fist salute to striking workers while driving Morris Zapp in the Maserati.
- Siegfried von Turpitz is described as having "the pale and expressionless face of a former Panzer commander beneath his skullcap of flat blond hair". He always wears a black kid glove on one hand, which nobody dares ask about.
- No Communities Were Harmed: Rummidge, which the author has said "...is not Birmingham but owes a lot to popular prejudice about that fine city."
- Reference Overdosed: Loads of references to the Grail legends. Many of them are very subtle and only likely to be picked up by serious Arthurian scholars.
- Romance: Played with. The novel is written in the form of a chivalric Romance and draws on elements from Parzival, Orlando Furioso, The Faerie Queene and other works in that genre. The airport check-in clerk Cheryl Summerbee enjoys modern romantic fiction when her shift is quiet, but the second time Persse meets her, annoyed that he can't find a copy of The Faerie Queene in the airport bookshop, she is able to give him her own copy.
- Running Gag: Rodney Wainwright's paper for the Jerusalem conference. Every time he tries to write it, he pulls up dead in the middle of the same sentence and can't continue. It's still not complete when he comes to the podium in Jerusalem, hoping to be able to bluff his way through. When he reaches the critical sentence the conference is disrupted by a rumour of Legionnaire's Disease spreading through the audience and causing panic.
- Twin Switch. After Persse finally finds Angelica delivering a paper to an MRA fringe meeting, he sees her in a corridor afterwards and he goes to her room where she takes his virginity. Only it's not Angelica, it's her twin sister Lily.
- Troperiffic: The author, being a professor of literature, is very well aware of Tropes and lampshades them deliberately, liberally and blatantly.
- Writer's Block: Several characters suffer from some form of this:
- Arthur Kingfisher has lost interest in critical theory altogether.
- Lampshaded by the Australian lecturer Rodney Wainwright, whose conference paper always stops in the middle of the same sentence.
- The novelist Ronald Frobisher has been unable to write since a computer analysis of his work determined that his most frequently-used adjective was 'greasy'.