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General
- Just listening to Nick Offerman ham it up as Vex, loudly declaring glorious death in every other scene he's in.
Season 1
Terra Incognita Part 1
- What human disguises does Mother choose for the group that no one pays attention to? A girl for Aja, a Latino for Krel, and an old man for Vex.
Terra Incognita Part 2
- The aliens experiencing earth.
- Krel helps a girl scout with a rocket ship ride by actually making it fly off to somewhere in Arcadia.
- Krel tries "covfefe" but hates it, Lugg ends up drinking it and is on a caffeine rush.
Mind Over Matter
- What are one of the three rules of being a human? When in doubt, play with your phones.
- To try and distract Steve from Eli, Aja knocks over a moon rock stand while holding onto the rock. She then dramatically calls for help as she holds it.Aja: Oh no! Help! Somebody strong, and brave, with golden hair!
Random Boy: I got you!
Aja: (stopping him with her hand) No. Somebody else!
Random Boy: (backpedaling) I don't got you. - Miss Janeth sees Krell on the solar system model, cue plenty of jokes involving the planets. Especially that particular planet.Miss Janeth: (Uranus crashes into the wall) You just dislodged Uranus!
- Aja and Krell believing that Steve was the alien, with Aja saying that he must play dumb really well. The next scene shows Steve choking on his burrito.
Beetle Mania
- Aja and Krel spend the entire episode blaming the other for bringing the bugs to Earth.
- Steve is still crushing hard on Aja.Aja: I believe the golden-haired human exalts me above other humans.
Collision Course
- Back on Akiridion-5, Lieutenant Zadra is sent to steal a memory bank from a robot. When told to isolate it from the others discreetly, she just yanks it behind a corner. When told to "very carefully extract its memory bank", she is in a hurry and rips off its whole head.
- While Coach Lawrence is distracted by Krel's insane driving to avoid the bounty hunters, Eli starts driving crazier and crazier until he screeches into a perfect parallel park at sixty miles per hour.Eli: I did it! I Tokyo Drifted!
D'aja Vu
- Krel plans to use his victory in the science fair to talk to the judges, the "finest minds on the planet." Coach Lawrence and Miss Janet walk in. Then Lawrence awards first prize to Steve's terrible volcano without even looking at Krel's project.
Flying the Coop
- Momblank treats Dadblank's head injury like he's had a black eye, putting a steak over it to reduce the swelling.Aja: That doesn't work for robots.
Momblank: I know! - Vex instantly falls for Nana, especially when she easily beats him in chess.Phil: He never compliments my hair.
- Birdy is briefly stymied by the Tarron "invisible force field." That is, the window.
Party Crashers
- Aja has apparently never seen fire, and tries to hug the bonfire.
- Mary names the Steve/Aja ship "Staja" and complains that Aja can't break up with him because "we just made Staja a thing!"
Lightning in a Bottle
- Vex spends the entire episode chasing after Chompsky (who he believes is a cat) who has stolen Aja's serrator (which Chompsky believes is a doll toy). Chompsky figures out how the serrator works and gives Vex a real fight.
- When Nana mentions that her cookies are "poison" (for pets), Vex pulls a massive gun out of his serrator. Nana doesn't notice because she was cleaning her glasses.
- Aja and Krell running into Not!Enrique who's raiding the fridge. When he angrily tells them off, they just shrug their shoulders and close the door.
- Steve tries to find Aja's serrator, worrying over the fact that she might not date him again because he lost it.
The Arcadian Job
- The blanks accidentally distract the entire base by serving tacos.
Truth be Told
- Aja is trying to rescue Steve, and instead of finding him strapped to a table, finds him riding a cow and ringing a bell trying to get it to ram the door.
- Aja's disguise wears off after she jumps out of the ship to catch Steve in mid-air.Steve: You're an alien!?
Aja: Yep!
Steve: You can fly!?
Aja: ...nope!
Last Night on Earth
- Aja smiling dreamily at Steve who had just finished a love ballad song for her in the Battle of the Bands. It's screamo style shouting, acoustic guitar, and background pan flute.Aja: Do you think we can make it work as a long, long, long distance?
Stuart: Of course!
Krel: No! - As the Troll war is beginning, Aja, Krel and Stuart are confused at these newcomers.Stuart: Nastier than any earthlings I've encountered, and I've been to Florida!
- Not to mention, Aja and Krel seeing Jim in his troll form. They comment that he looks blue-er now.
- Stuart runs towards a fence and as he jumps on it, it falls under his weight.
- Funnier when you know who his voice actor is.
- Varvatos combines this with awesome shattering a Gum-Gum in an alleyway seconds after he shifts into his normal form.Varvatos: Glorious.
- Steve and Aja taking a moment to be romantic mid-battle, grossing our Krel and Eli.
Bad Omen
- The corrupted Lucy and Ricky shouting random phrases while attacking Zadra.
- Lucy: It's 10:00 p.m. Do you know where your children are? (Cackles and attacks Zadra with knives.)Party pooper! Party pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper!
Ricky: Uh-oh. Now you've done it, missy!
Zadra: What in great Gaylen?!
- When Eli tries to tell Steve about the aliens, Steve says "pics or it didn't happen." He's congratulating himself on keeping the secret... until he realizes that Eli is actually running off to get the pictures.
Season 2
Moving Day
- Eli's alien trap actually worked because he baited them with nougat-nummies. On Zadra, of all people.Zadra: None of my battlefield training had prepared me for the temptations of these delicious confections.
- What happens when two users of the war hammer face each other?Toby: You know what time it is?
Magma-Tron: It's Hammer-time!
Toby: Hey, that was my line! - Magma-Tron is a Large Ham who thinks Talking Is a Free Action.Magma-Tron: You cannot escape Magma-Tron! You- (His quarry has escaped.) ...oh.
- Toby is horrified, disgusted, and surprised, that Varvatos has a crush on his nana from a video log of House Tarron's computer.
Moonlight Run
- Foo Foo the Mighty's "intriguing" backstory."MY CHILDHOOD WAS PAIN!"
(Blasts the shit out of the bounty hunter holding Krel, then points his weapon towards the latter)
"And now yours will be, too!"- Foo Foo the Mighty's demise at the hands of Varvatos Vex.
The Mighty: (Singing while shooting up a storm with his BFG) Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die— (Varvatus charges him) I'm dead.
Dogfight Days of Summer
- Varvatos tries to convince Darcy's dad that an alien invasion is coming, but can't get his disguise to turn off. Apparently there are "real emergencies" going on... such as an old lady stealing shopping carts.
- Krel programs a Bullet Hell game to trick Earthlings into piloting Akkaridian parking enforcement drones against Morando's ship. Morando is not amused.Morando: Parking drones? Parking drones? (Rips the head off an OMEN) PARKING DRONES?!
Mother's Day
Ill Gotten Gains
- Mary brings up "Jim Lake Disease" again, and mentions that she donated money to Toby's "walk for a cure."
- Colonel Kubritz's men are significantly less evil than she is, and spend most of their time doing a terrible job of keeping the kids under control.Mary: If we don't have Jim Lake Disease, then why is that creepy guy here? [points to guy in hazmat suit]
Sergeant Costas: That's just Tim.
Tim: Hello! - Coach's double-take when he realizes that Arrrgh is attending summer school.Toby: He wants to expand his education.Arrrgh: Also hungry. (eats part of his desk)
- Coach has a brief Imagine Spot of Arrrgh joining the wrestling team and getting them to the state finals.
There's Something About Gwen (Of Gorbon)
- Gwen finally gets over Stuart by eating the ceramic object they made together. After it's gone she's completely flippant and doesn't care about him in the slightest.
Asteroid Rage
- When they first discover the asteroid, the Tarrons look for ways for Mother to shoot it down. Unfortunately, their long and medium range lasers were both disabled by the crash. And their short range lasers? That's just Luug now.
- In Area 49B, Colonel Kurbitz's aide suggests sending a team of astronauts to the asteroid with a rocket and drill an atomic bomb into it to blow it up. He even plays around with a small toy rocket and meteor. Krel quickly points out how hopeless the plan would be.Krel: Please, stop! You are embarassing your entire species.
- Krel calling a screwdriver "an engineering abomination!"
- Toby accidentally hitting a soldier in the "gronk-nuks" with a can of soda, complete with a Stock Scream.
Luug's Day Out
- The Terrible Interviewees Montage as half of the town auditions for Toby's movie.
- Exception to that is, surprisingly, Steve. He gives a heartfelt performance that leaves everyone in tears, before signing off with a chipper 'Later, Butt snacks'.
- Everyone getting disgusted at Luug's warp farts, even Morando
The Fall of House Tarron
- Aaargh tries to hide behind tiny bushes that are nowhere near big enough to conceal him. When a soldier spots him, he wacks the soldier with the bush.
The Big Sleep
- "VARVATOS VEX COMMANDS YOU TO GET OFF HIS LAWN!"
Race To Trollmarket
- Toby tries to do the huge, epic reveal of Trollmarket... but with the heartstone dead, it's little more than a dark cavern. Aja and Krel are not impressed.
A Glorious End Part 1
- Toby's movie lasted all of two seconds before Colonel Kubritz trashed everything looking for the Tarrons; Toby is still curious what everyone thought. In the middle of a huge fight with Omen robots.Eli: We didn't really get a chance—
Steve: I have some notes.
Toby: Everyone's a critic. - While they took it well on finding out Aja is an alien, Mary and Darci took their time posting the revelation online, all the while Aja is defending them from Kubritz and looking annoyed that they're posting instead of running away from the danger.
- What's more jarring is that Darci knew all along what Aja is from Toby as that they're now a couple, they shouldn't be keeping secrets from each other.
A Glorious End Part 2
- After having been told that there is a world ending threat coming to Arcadia by a talking cat, Toby and Arrrgh are left stunned. Steve though?Steve: NOT AGAIN!? (Starts screaming to the high Heavens)
- Before that, Toby is amazed by a talking cat. Steve only wants to know why it's wearing glasses ("Bad eyesight").
