The Web animation
- The whole interaction with Fernand the Cannibal. Simply glorious to watch.
- He's, quite frankly, sick to death of all the people coming into his bloody room to ask him bloody questions!
- And then when he realizes that Connor re-spawns every time he dies he has a jolly old time killing the absolute shit out of the poor guy while laughing until the scientists tranquilize him.
- Connor's first words after the first respawn, spoken like he's saying them to someone who took his seat rather than someone who just ate his head:
The Singing Forest
- When weird little creatures appear in the forest and immediately are drawn to tree!Connor, he demands that they get away from him. When a bigger monster comes along and screeches at him, this happens:Monster: RAAAR!
Connor: You won't have my babies!
Connor: ...Okay you can have ONE baby. (throws one of said babies at the monster, which proceeds to eat the poor thing)
- This memetic exchange:Connor: Come on, there's a giant slug downstairs that transforms into your greatest sexual desire but this is too much?
Dr. Powers: Wait, it transforms?
Dr. Powers: What?
- While Connor is waiting in the Robotics Center (with a cameo by SCP-846), an announcement comes over the intercom of a man named Patterson Balmer being beaten to death with a porcelain tea-pot by a rogue SCP, in what's described as a "knick-knack Patty whack". Then the announcer realizes what he just read and goes "Oh, for God's sake..."
- When Pierce comes to pick up Connor, he's busy reading a magazine titled "Should You Trust This Printer?" Considering this is the SCP Foundation universe, that's an entirely valid question.
- The members of D.I.N.G.U.S have their "dude, no way" catchphrase, but it's made funnier by the fact that they also have several punny variations of it. All spoken with the exact same inflection, too.Mr. Pierce: [Anderson Robotics] has support from very powerful people and laboratories all over the U.S., China, and uh, the country next to Sweden...
DINGUS Member: Dude, Norway?
Mr. Pierce: That's the one!
Connor: Is "interesting" spelled with an E, or an A?
DINGUS Member: Dude, no A.
- Connor's smug expression when SCP-1360 favorably describes his powers and physique...and the fact that said smugness immediately fades when the robot notes Connor's lack of personal hygiene being his main flaw.
The Girl In The Iceberg
- Connor and Dr. Powers' interaction at the opening scene. They're discussing their dreams...while getting high on SCP-420-j.
- Dr. Powers' dream is apparently about Bigfoot being sentient, the former dominant species on the planet and wanting to take over the world again. Both she and Connor dismiss this as stupid.
- General Marcus.Marcus: You're late, Connor!Connor: Sorry, sir!Marcus: What's the matter with your eyes, boy?Connor: I was up all night reading, sir!Marcus: (Points gun at Connor's head) Reading what?Connor: Words, sir! (Gets shot).
- When Dr. Powers tells Connor that his dream is too Freudian for her to take on, he responds with "Well I'm not afreud of anything." Dr. Powers promptly cringes at the horrifyingly bad pun.
- Sanna, the woman living in the center of SCP-1836, doesn't think much of Connor for being so willing to cooperate with the Foundation.Sanna: You are submitting to their demands? Like a sled dog?
Connor: I prefer the term "lab rat"... wait, no... no I don't!
- Apparently, there was an incident involving a guy who died because he mistook SCP-173 for SCP-096.
- The foundation's original plan for dealing with the Soulberg situation was a Trojan Horse with a nuke inside. They only relegate that to Plan B when it's learned that a group of their scientists were taken hostage, giving them an excuse to see what happens if Connor is killed by SCP-2200.
- On top of that was the original plan for that getting shot to hell. The original plan was for Connor to go in, rescue the scientists and then flee Soulberg until he hit the killzone and, hopefully, respawned. He succeeded in his mission, but only because the residents of Soulberg were terrified into surrender by a rain of soulless silver Connor corpses.
- Connor, SCP-007 and the cactus guy are first seen playing some sort of Monopoly-like RPG called "Sales and Suburbs". Hilarity ensues.
- The guy who's stuck on the roof drops a can of drink on Connor's head by accident.
- When asked for the time, Cactus Guy stares at a cactus and says its 3:20. Connor leaves in a hurry, and says that Ruby (the dog who's stuck in the wall) is the GM.
- "Don't make me use my psychology powers to make you tell the truth!"
- "There's nothing fun about toppling regimes, Connor. Not any more."
- Dr. Hilda giving Connor some exposition before admitting that she doesn't know how Connor's soul will respawn after being cut by the sword. She proceeds to say this:"I'll have to read some Astral documents and find the Arcane Weapon documents and the binder of the Relic documents...God damn we love documents in here!"
- The current SCP-2200-2 turns out to be Lou Francis Patterson, a chubby 27-year-old white guy with a ponytail and a Flash logo t-shirt.
- SCP-2200-2 repeatedly killing Connor. Making a storm of soulless Connor shells rain down on Soulberg, forcing them to surrender.
- Connor's reaction to the last time is so hilariously nonchalant you wouldn't expect it to be something someone about to be stabbed with a sword is about to say.Connor: Alright, One mo' 'gain? Bring It.
- Connor's reaction to the last time is so hilariously nonchalant you wouldn't expect it to be something someone about to be stabbed with a sword is about to say.
- The site manager apparently wrote off Connor causing Patterson to explode with a massive beam of light that bored through the ceiling and SCP-2200 disappearing as a "minor workplace accident"
- In the newspaper at the end about a terrible accident at a factory caused by a cult, implied to have been caused by the summoning of the entity possessing Connor, there's this line:
- "Well fuck me, I guess"- Man who elected to bring his entire origami collection to work
- Set between episodes 2 and 3, we see Dr. Powers very subtle first attempt at asking Connor out...by whispering in what turns out to be earshot, kicking the door open very violently, and pulling the security breach alarm when it goes naturally badly. The Foundation starts letting her smoke SCP-420-j to keep it from happening again.
- Connor's original psychologist's return from the night terror dimension. It just has to be witnessed.
The Infinite IKEA
- In universe as well as out of universe. When talking about his memory loss, Connor/Thorn remarks that he'll "forget about it".
- The members of the Canopy tribe have clan names based on characteristics, where they were found, etc. Examples include Thorn (Connor, on account of the splinter stuck in his head), Elder Freestanding Bathroom Cabinet and Ottoman Davenport Alan Keyes.
- The Pillow People. Especially their attempt to assassinate Elder Freestanding Bathroom Cabinet in order to start a pillow fight.
- Stanley's irrational insistence that he's the hero of some grand epic tale and his equally irrational hatred for Connor due to him being a relatively competent fighter goes from creepy to hilarious due to how much Purple Prose he uses in describing everything.