- "This isn't a game, Taylor. It's real. Whether you like that or not."Yuuki.
Magical Girl Warrior meets Cosmic Horror Story, with a little Resident Evil thrown in for good measure, Magical Girl Apocalypse Valkery is a comic that currently exists only in the author's head. Essencially a somewhat-dark parody of the Magical Girl genre, focused on a group of teenagers and twenty-somethings who gain superpowers through life-threatening trauma, and their quest to prevent the End of the World as We Know It (because of reality-warping alien gods), all while having to hide from the cartel because, after all, They Would Cut You Up and making sure to hang several lampshades throughout.
''Tropes:
- Action Girl: Really everyone to one extent or another, but special credit goes to Taylor, Yuuki, Carla and Nella.
- Action Girlfriend: The normally non-combative Rai becomes this for Luka after they become an Official Couple.
- Aerith and Bob: So, let's see, there's Chris, Luka, Taylor, Alokai...
- Aliens Speaking English
- Ambiguously Brown: Rai. Turns out ze's half-Indian and half-Humanoid Alien.
- Always Save the Girl: Genderswapped. Nella has a tendancy to rescue Alokai.
- Anti-Villain: Tabby.
- Being Tortured Makes You Evil: A big part of Tabby's backstory.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Most characters have some traits of this, but the most prominent example is Tia. Even the Humanoid Abomination doesn't understand how her mind works. Justified by her having been raised by The Fair Folk, and working as what is essencially an interdimensional prostitute.
- Creepy Child: Merricat.
- Dark and Troubled Past: A prerequisite of becoming a Magical Girl in this 'verse.
- Dark Magical Girl: Tabby
- Deadpan Snarker: Several characters, but most prominently Rai, Luka and Yuuki.
- Gamer Chick: Taylor. Keiko, to a lesser extent.
- Girly Bruiser: While most of the acion girls in this series are fairly feminine in their own right, Keiko takes this up a notch, leading to pleny of Kicking Ass in All Her Finery.
- Half-Human Hybrid: Rai
- The High Queen: Callyann
- Humanoid Alien: Nella, Alokai and Callyanne.
- Hooker with a Heart of Gold: Carla, Rai, Tia.
- Inn Between the Worlds: Brothel between the worlds, actually.
- Magical Girl Warrior: Deconstructed, both in how people react to them and in that most of them are pretty broken from the pressures of being a 'hero'.
- Naïve Newcomer: Luka and Taylor. The others aren't nessesarily full-blown superheroes, but they've had some experience.
- Not in This for Your Revolution: Carla, initially.
- Perky Goth: Tia.
- Reality Warper: Callyann. Which inevitably leads to:
- Reality Is Out to Lunch: Temporarily, when she gets kidnapped.
- Robot Girl: Chris
- Sacrificed Basic Skill for Awesome Training: Carla. Though admittedly not by her own choice. Nella and Yuuki to a lesser extent.
- Stylistic Suck: The (mostly) intentional mispelling of "valkyrie" in the title.
- Spell My Name With An S: Konnor. Seriously?
- Also a case of Xtreme Kool Letterz.
- The One Guy: Luka
- This Is Reality: Yuuki to Taylor; see the quote.
- Tomboy: Chris. Daksha and Taylor might also qualify.
- Wholesome Crossdresser: Alokai, at times.
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