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Silver Age Spinnerette
An alternate universe version of our Spinnerette.
- Alternate Self: Unlike Schoolgirl Spinnerette, this one is actually a Spinnerette from another universe.
- Ambiguously Gay: Averted with her, but deliberately enforced in her comic. Silver Age Heather admits to being romantically involved with her universe's Marilyn, but they can't be too blatant about it lest they violate the Comics Code. In her own comic, she gropes Silver Age Mecha Maid's butt by accident and is playfully scolded for pushing the Comics Code Authority's buttons. A piece of artwork showing them playing softball labels them "the gayest of friends".
- Cloudcuckoolander: She wanted to play softball, so she tried to join the army during the Vietnam War. She was too short to join the army, so stormed out of the nurse's office with her shirt undone and immediately signed up to become a super-soldier.
- Deliberate Values Dissonance: She happily tells Sahira that having six arms would make her an excellent housewife, and smokes on a plane along with Dark Age Spinnerette.
- Future Me Scares Me: A minor case where she starts to wonder if 90s Spinnerette was actually a villain. Spinny 2010 assures her that it was just how the 90s were, which doesn't reassure her.
- Luke, I Am Your Father: Not really, but she wrongly concludes that Mainstream Spinnerette must be her future daughter once she realizes she's in The New '10s.
- MacGuffin Delivery Service: Her version of Evil Spinnerette duped her into bringing her the artifacts she needed to become a drider.
- Medium Awareness: Upon seeing Mainstream Spinnerette, Silver Age Spinny complains that she already had to fight doppelgangers from Pluto three issues ago.
- Naïve Newcomer: She is horrified at the state of affairs in the 21st century after being searched at airport security.
- Organ Autonomy: Just like Mainstream Spinnerette, Silver Age Spinny's bottom left hand has a mind of its own and likes the feel of Silver Age Mecha Maid's backside.
- Patriotic Fervor: She was extremely enthusiastic about joining the US Women's Army Corps (to play softball) and derides Sahira as a hippie for thinking it's a bad idea.
- Pint-Sized Powerhouse: She's 4'11", half a head shorter than Heather, who is only 5'1" herself.
- Purple Is the New Black: Her costume is dark blue rather than black.
- Rose-Haired Sweetie: She's got strawberry-blonde hair that looks pink, and is cheerful, coming from a Silver Age universe. She's could also be considered something of a romantic, given that one of the first things she does after getting her powers is tell Sahira that having six arms would make her a great housewife.
- Skewed Priorities: She wanted to join the US Women's Army Corps simply to play softball. And when she grows six arms, she reacts with anger... because she's still too short to join the army and play softball.
- Smoking Is Cool: To Modern Age Spinnerette's horror, she happily accepts Dark Age Spinnerette's offer of cigarettes, though when berated for smoking at all she claims she only smokes low-tar. The way she says she's come a long way - aside from being a shout-out to old cigarette commercials - implies she's been trying to give them up.
- Super-Soldier: She got her powers from a super-solder serum developed by Dr. Universe. While Silver Age General Evescroth muses this would make her an asset to the war effort, he still turns her down since she's too short.
- Unwitting Pawn: In Silver Age Evil Spinnerette's origin story, she is handily duped by the villain into gathering the artifacts she needs to become a drider for her.
90's Spinnerette
Another alternate universe version of our Spinnerette.
- '90s Anti-Hero: She has a Liefeldian body structure, aggressive personality, skimpy costume, and gratuitous amount of pouches, including a sword covered with them. So much so, that Silver Age starts to wonder if she was really a villain. In general, she's a parody of The Dark Age of Comic Books.
- Alternate Self: Another Spinnerette from an alternate universe, just like Silver Age Spinny, this one is from The Dark Age of Comic Books.
- BFG: She mentions she has a gatling laser, in reference to the comically oversized firearms of 90s antiheroes.
- BFS: Her pouchsword is an enormous sword with a scabbard covered in pouches. She has yet to unsheathe it, instead using it as a bludgeon. Or its blade is pouches. It's unclear which.
- Blood Knight: The only way 2010 Spinnerette is able to convince her to give up her sword is by getting her excited about slaughtering "ricola-munchers bare-handed".
- Improbable Weapon User: Her pouchsword, which is a BFS that has a scabbard made of pouches.
- Luke, I Am Your Father: Makes the exact same mistake as her Silver Age counterpart when she assumes 2010 Spinnerette is her future daughter.
- Medium Awareness: Proposed to the other Spinnys that they might be characters in a comic book, and later, when facing off against her own Evil Spinnerette, she comments that this would be the second time to 'kick your ass twice in one issue'. Evil Spinnerette reacted as if this is a common thing for her.
- Most Common Superpower: One of the first things Modern Age Spinny notices about her is her large bust size.
- Not So Above It All: Despite all her grim 90's Anti-Hero persona, she is a Star Trek fan.
- Politically Incorrect Hero: She's rude and vulgar, particularly towards Swiss people.
- Slasher Smile: Flashes one when she boasts about how strong she is.
- Smoking Is Cool: She knows about the health risks and doesn't care. Cigarettes are just another thing that make her edgy.
- Statuesque Stunner: Bizarre body shape aside, she's quite pretty and towers over the other two Spinnies.
- Stripperific: Her costumes has low neckline and a thong.
90's Mecha Maid
Another alternate universe version of our Mecha Maid.
- '90s Anti-Hero: Like 90's Spinny, she sports a Liefeldian body, a skimpy costume, and an oversized weapon.
- Alternate Self: Another Mecha Maid from an alternate universe, this one is from The Dark Age of Comic Books.
- Most Common Superpower: She's got, in Spinerette's words, "bazooms!"
- Statuesque Stunner: She's as tall and attractive as 90's Spinnerette.
- Stripperific: Her costume has low neckline (such that she's one wardrobe malfunction away from spilling out) and a thong.
Golden Age Spinnerette
The oldest variant of Spinnerette from an alternate universe, both by timeline and age.
- Alternate Self: She is the original incarnation of Spinnerette.
- Old Superhero: She had a 58-year career as a superhero; assuming she started at the same age as Modern Spinnerette, she would have retired at 83.
- Retired Badass: She became a superhero in 1942 and retired in 2000 to become a university professor. Modern Age Spinnerette and Silver Age Spinnerette meet her in 2010.
- Saying Too Much: Mechanized Maiden scolds her for revealing that she will help Modern Age Spinnerette and Silver Age Spinnerette in their fight against the Editor - something that happened decades ago for her but is in their future.
- Wham Line: Golden Age Spinnerette drops a doozy when Silver Age Spinnerette asks how they can stop the Editor from rebooting the Metaverse: That the Editor isn't actually a villain, and isn't trying to reboot the universe so much as create a new one.
Golden Age Mechanized Maiden
The oldest version of Mecha Maid from an alternate universe.
- Alternate Self: She is the original incarnation of Mecha Maid, and is called Mechanized Maiden.
- Old Superhero: She had a 59-year career as a superhero; assuming she started at the same age as Modern Mecha Maid, she would have retired at 83.
- Powered Armor: She has a suit of powered armor, and like Silver Age Mecha Maid's, hers used transistors.
- Retired Badass: She became a superhero in 1941 and retired in 2000 to work on prosthetics research. Modern Age Spinnerette and Silver Age Spinnerette meet her in 2010.
Enemies
Silver Age Evil Spinnerette
Silver Age Evil Spinnerette
An alternate universe version of Evil Spinnerette. She wears gold-lamé.- Alternate Self: She's the Silver Age counterpart of Alexis Woodrow, but has a purple-and-green abdomen and wears a gold lamé costume.
- Cult: She claims to the leader of The Sorcerer's Ring,note a group of wizards from the coast.
- Psycho for Hire: She's an assassin, and was hired to kill Spinnerette's loved ones.
- Religion of Evil: Like her mainstream counterpart she is a follower of Lolth... which raises a few questions since the first edition of D&D was published in 1974, whereas "Silver Age Spinnerette" takes place in 1973.
90's Evil Spinnerette
90s Evil Spinnerette
Another alternate universe version of Evil Spinnerette.- Alternate Self: She's another counterpart of Alexis Woodrow. This version is from The Dark Age of Comic Books.
- Darker and Edgier: She's part black widow, and is Hellbent For Leather.
The Editor
The Editor
A reality-warper capable of "editing" multiple realities into one.
- Affably Evil: He's quite friendly for a villain attempting to destroy the multiverse.
- Nightmare Fetishist: He proclaims that he wants to create a merged reality even more darker and edgier than the Dark Age of Comics.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: He's stated to look nigh-identical to Stan Lee.
- Not Evil, Just Misunderstood: As it turns out, he's not really a villain after all, and his "reboot" wouldn't cause any lasting harm to the existing universes. He was just deliberately playing the villain to keep Spinnerette distracted by pitting her against villains he knew she'd ultimately triumph over.
- Reality Warper: He can open portals to other dimensions, edit reality to string together coincidences and plot devices, and is allegedly seeking to create a Merged Reality by "rebooting" the multiverse. He settles for creating a space opera universe instead.
- Take That!: Given the nature of his Evil Plan, he's probably a meta commentary on the likes of New 52 and Secret Wars (2015).
