Weird dreams

Various dreams I wrote down over a week or so ago and forgot to post:

- Something about a Link amiibo that could be used in the Switch version of Bayonetta to unlock new features and items in the game. I think it was a special gold edition Link amiibo?

- Partially lucid(?) dream - I was back in my childhood home, walking down the stairs when I suddenly partially realized "hey this is a dream" and I decided to turn into CATS for some reason as I walked outside. Now, the weird part was I could control things around me but not what they looked like... I went down to the playground across the street where I had parked my spaceship, except it looked more like a shower with a chair/seat inside? I tried changing the look of it with my Dream Mind Powers but it didn't work, either way I went inside and flew high up in the air and up into space, probably planning to belong more bases to me

- I was looking at the Hunger Games Simulation thread just as a new season was about to start... and saw my tributes weren't in for some reason, and on closer inspection quite a few of the actual tributes posted for that season weren't in and replaced with other characters that were never posted as tributes! I think I was about to post about this, and the screens showing the pages had a different layout, and some screens were cropped so the whole image didn't show

- Nintendo and Cthulhu were playing a prank of some kind on Kratos and another character, and they were mis-seen as someone/something else. wat

edited 10th Apr '18 3:56:34 AM by Zanreo

Last night, I dreamed that I was exploring this huge Eldritch Location. From the outside, it looked like a normal apartment building. But when you got inside, the floors would constantly change as well as the elevator buttons. Nobody knew how many floors there were, but one guy apparently made it to Floor 87. I think I made it to Floor Twenty-Something.

I wasn't alone here. Some people were just explorers like me. In one tiny room, I saw a man begging his wife not to fall asleep. Others, though, weren't so harmless. The whole time I was there, I felt like something was following me. I think I woke up shortly after seeing the man and his wife.

My dream last night was... interesting.

It was yet another dream that was in a World of Funny Animals. I can't remember what animal my character was, but he acted like a stereotypical redneck. A very nice one, though. He worked at a school as a janitor or something. For some reason, almost everyone at the school seemed to hate my character.

One of the students at this school was Tails, who was forced by one of the teachers into making this vaccine that was apparently supposed to brainwash people or something. All I know about the vaccine is that Tails would not stop injecting me with it. Every time we met, he had another needle. And as much as I pleaded him not to inject me again, he would do it anyway, and nobody else noticed.

But Tails didn't seem like he wanted to be doing this. The teacher who put him up to this was apparently bullying him around.

But nobody would believe me when I told them that a teacher was forcing a student to make mind-control vaccines. Maybe I've been watching too much A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017).

edited 11th Apr '18 4:42:02 AM by DrNoPuma

A grown man just learns about sarcasm for the first time, and basically has a breakdown because he's now questioning whether everything anyone has said to him was sarcastic this whole time.

All I remember of mine last night was a line about "Beans, beans, they're good for your soul, until you fall right through a hole".

I'm not sure I want to know.

I dreamt that the Equestria Games incident got a Wikipedia page, and it was created by an anonymous user. Don't remember anything else after that.

edited 11th Apr '18 6:55:54 PM by TroperNo9001

I just remembered that I had a dream about Undertale the other night. Guess that officially makes me Undertale Trash now, huh?

Anyway, I was in my room (with all the lights out for some reason) simply playing through it normally and somehow (even though I was playing for a Pacifist Route) I triggered the Genocide Route ending out of nowhere. If I remember correctly, I was simply walking through Hotland when a random encounter cued up the Fallen Child. They began running through their monologue as though I had actually played to get there legitimately. Bewildered and a little freaked out, I immediately closed the game.

After that, I decided to open up Spotify to get my mind off of what just happened, and when I opened it the window was almost completely blank with only the basic interface there, and lo and behold, there was Chara standing in the middle of it (with Frisk laying on their back not far away from them for some reason). I think Chara may have said something to the extent of "Really? You think closing the window will stop me? You really think you're still in control?" They then reopened the game, launched into their Nightmare Face Jump Scare and attacked Undertale and the Spotify window. Both windows and then my entire computer screen displayed red 9s and I immediately woke up, slightly freaked out.

Bizarrely, I haven't even played a Genocide run nor do I even plan to,^*  though granted, I'm at least aware of what happens at the end so I'm not even sure where that all stemmed from.

edited 11th Apr '18 8:03:32 PM by kablammin45

I had a fairly surreal-ish dream the other night that my dad was driving me somewhere (can't remember where he drove me to, but I vaguely remember the room I was in at that location, which I believe was an empty room with yellow walls or something?). I remember him driving past a city in the dream, which wouldn't be worth mentioning if not for the fact that the city he was driving past was an Asian city, complete with a sign on one of the buildings having what was either Chinese or Japanese text on it. Even keeping in mind that it looked kinda cloudy and foggy in the dream like it was going to rain at any moment, the buildings in the city were also really well-lit for a dream that took place at daytime - imagine the average city at night, which is usually lit up fairly well, but with a larger amount of neon lighting than usual.

In my dream, Count Olaf and his henchmen came to my house and killed me. Then everything reset, and they killed me again. And again. This happened a few times, until Olaf revealed that he and his henchmen had somehow gained a bunch of supernatural powers that made them Nigh-Invulnerable.

He then told me that he would keep killing me, and my family, unless I joined his crew. Reluctantly, I decided that joining him was the only way.

Hilariously, while they all seemed scarily competent before then, once I joined them, they all started acting just as incompetent and Laughably Evil as in the show.

After too much Monster Rancher before bed I had a dream about playing it. Boy was I confused when I woke up.

I usually dream about either the games I play or MMORPGs, but there's some dreams that are weirder than usual, though they are really too rare to enjoy. At May 6th of 2016 I dreamt about the story of three characters: an humanoid I didn't remember, me, and a sentient bear, each doing his thing (for me, I was preparing a trip to Egypt with what seemed to be my radio club - note that I'm not a trip person at all).

Then a news came to each of the characters, and we had to "flee by the great road". The world was linear: the weird being, the human and the bear were inside delimited nature zones just by said road. So each of us arrives at a tunnel, with a merchant in the entryway, alongside a "pot for luck". I put 6 euros in the pot, saying "may your business be alays prosperous" (two things I am really not used to at all, with me hating the idea of business). The entryway was shaped like some kind of hybrid between a circus tent and a more durable building, and the tunnel was really colorful.

I did not remember what happened with the first protagonist.

The second, the bear, passes through the tunnel accompanied by another exodite, and arrives at some kind of improvised refuge, functioning as a tavern. Someone tells the bear that one of the sentient animal exodites has been attacked.

My turn: I pass the tavern, accompanied by a girl (who I could only remember the voice) and come by some kind of subterranean abandoned/free hotel at the end of the tunnel. Then I talk to the girl about the rumour about the attacked animal, though I didn't personnally know about the rumor at all. The girl answered to me in English "well, there was that giant/killer clock~" and I get to see her mind, an image of a clock walking on its hands, spearing someone . I hesitate between going further down the road and going to sleep, and it's when I woke up.

I was playing Stardew Valley. My farmer married Shane, and then I realized that I could get up to 40 hearts with him! So I kept playing for a long time. Over the course of the game, as hearts increased, Shane started to grow his hair long. He kept taking care of the chickens, and eventually took care of all farm tasks involving animals. (YAAASS actual farm help from spouse!!)

At about 30 hearts, he got very conscientious about shaving. He started asking the farmer lots of questions about her commitment to him: "Would you still love me if I got horribly ill? Would you still love me if I was disfigured? Would you still love me if I was a woman?" and so on. In his 34-heart event, he came out as Transgender and started presenting as female. I read on the wiki that if the farmer wasn't supportive, Shane would divorce them and go back to zero hearts, and that level would never raise.

edited 17th Apr '18 4:16:48 AM by RaspyMink

I was playing Neopets again^note it's been nine years since I last played it, and I went to the Kadoatie^note catlike Petpets shelter. A red one was asking for some whole grain cereal, and it was easy to look for. After feeding it, the site offered to let me adopt it! Since Kadoaties are very hard to come by and thus are expensive, I took the opportunity.

I then saw a Mutant Bearog^note a one-headed Cerberus Petpet with a bear head asking for a chocolate bar. I happily fed it, but then I got a Fridge Horror moment that I might've poisoned it!

I was telling Nerd Sis and her boyfriend the entire thing just before I woke up.

Last night was terrible. I dreamed that a gang of kids my age were stealing from my mother's car. I tried to fight them and get them away, but they just pulled me into the car and started driving away! I spent the rest of the dream trying to wrestle the steering wheel from the "leader" of the group.

Last night I dreamed that I made friends with a lot of people on Discord, and I even got a friend request out of the blue from Markiplier. Wishful thinking.

The only things I can remember from my dreams last night was first driving home from somewhere in a very bad thunderstorm (my folks and I had to outrun a tornado) and being in a screwed-up, YouTube Poop-like version of the "You Can Fly" bit from Peter Pan. (In the latter case, the only thing that stuck out in my mind was Michael flying through someone's open window with a bunch of crashing and screaming noises playing over it until he flew out of another window.)

I have dreamed of something, but I do not know if I will invent it or I am remembering something I saw in my childhood on TV.

In a kingdom the prince inherits a kind of magic key that can open any door. There is a special door with a symbol equal to the key that is forbidden to be opened, but the child opens it to see a sea of darkness that is avalanced and manages to escape.

Does anyone know if that really exists or I imagine it?

Was browsing TV Tropes and noticed someone else using one of my old avatars I had drawn myself^note (in-dream - I never actually drew that specific picture in real life, though it was very close to my art style/skill from years ago), featuring some of my anthro cat characters I haven't done anything with in a long time... old as in probably uploaded during my first years at the site and that I (in-dream) probably had deleted from my gallery at that point or shortly after joining Forum Games. Did a double take upon seeing that and noticed another other user using it, thought it was kinda weird but also cool they'd use my old art, since it was still my art. The second part of their signature was "thanks to (name) for sending me this cat avatar" and I thought huh, guess I did send it to that other person too at some points years ago... I don't even remember that. The avatar image was also slightly longer than the regular images.
Also, Forum Games had now been split into 2 sections - "The avatar above" games (moved to a new section) and the rest (just staying in the same place)

edited 20th Apr '18 3:59:24 AM by Zanreo

Last night, I dreamed I was eating my cell phone. I didn't swallow it whole, I just chewed it up until it turned into a sort of rubbery paste.

My dream last night started with me running from Count Olaf. I somehow got to the border between two states (I can't remember which) far from where I live. It turns out that, in this dream's world, every part of the border between every US state had a station you had to get permission to pass through. In every station, there was a water tunnel for fish or other aquatic creatures to swim through, and the guards at these stations were fiercely defensive of these creatures.

Sometime after that, Count Olaf captured me, the Baudelaires, and some other children. He put us in this large arena, and told us that in order to gain freedom, we would have to defeat each of a series of giant monsters that he would send to fight us. We were doing good for a while, but I lost to the second-to-last monster, who ate me. It had some sort of Vacuum Mouth attack that, for some reason, the other kids could dodge, but I couldn't.

Weirdly, I got deja vu at this part. I felt like Olaf had put us in an arena to fight monsters before, and I had lost to the second-to-last one before.

EDIT: Never mind

edited 21st Apr '18 7:21:26 AM by DrNoPuma

I was back in my high school, running a marathon in a red shirt and blue jeans. There were markers on the ground where I had to jump, and they were spaced out by the length of the gaps between MLP episodes. Thankfully they were done by season, and the ones with mid-season breaks were divided into sections. I finished around five "seasons", but then I was informed that I had to finish the rest in Bukidnon^note a province in Mindanao. I ran to the restrooms crying, and the sun was starting to rise.

And then it rained. It was a new school day, and I went up to my classroom, dreading that people will smell me since I wasn't able to take a bath. Classes began, as usual, but when I left, everyone gave me sunflowers while singing "Don't Matter"! This surprise was spearheaded by the librarian, because apparently it was some sort of gift giving day where the code word was "agachu".

As I went down the stairs, I started to notice that the school was remodeled to look like Hogwarts, with spiraling staircases and portraits of the previous headmasters. There was even a hut that looked like Hagrid's, but it was separated by a river with a felled log for a bridge. I went inside, and it was a storeroom for various potions.

Then I was called back to class. It was Psychology class, where we were learning why some people continue buying things they don't like. One of those factors was "the Lion", which motivates the person to do so. I saw the book the teacher was using, and it was Puzzle Cube, a blue book full of puzzles. Knowing that I had that book as a kid IRL, I asked him about it, but I woke up before he could answer.

This is a dream of mine from WAAAY back, like a decade ago... I don't remember it EXACTLY, but here's what I do remember...

Shewoooim...

My family was living in a village near a forest, an in thet forest was a giant killer teddy bear. He would come out once a night (or maybe every full moon I think) and kidnap a child from the village, and then muder him/her in the most DRAMATIC WAY POSSIBLE, thunderstorm and all! And the worst part of this? The village was capitalising on this murder spree! They were making merchandise of this deranged giant killer teddy bear, one in particular that I remember was this weird, flat teddy bear-shaped electronic toy thing that had a screen that for the most part, showed an image of a happy teddy bear. But as soon as you pick it up... [[Jumpscare It's eyes turn blood red and angry, It's mouth becomes rounded and full of teeth, and It freaking SCREAMS AT YOU.]] After that, It enters a "cooldown mode" where it greyscales out and puts on a very depressed looking face for an unknown amount of time, after which it reverts to the happy teddy look and begins the process all over again.

Fsheeoowww...

Well... Come to think of it, this dream from long ago might have been foreshadowing something...

Welp, that's my story. from, ~W 3 Rn1ckz

edited 21st Apr '18 8:55:37 PM by W3Rn1ckz

Again, I was back in my high school, but this time I was hall monitor. One of the kids bribed me with a giant chocolate mint cookie, and I ate it... without washing my hands first.

I then accidentally fell underground, where I was greeted by Flowey. I looked around, and it turned out there was not just one Flowey, but 22 of him. Not wanting to deal with them, I climbed back up the same hole I fell in, and I arrived in my university. There, I saw my old friend selling some miniature non-anthro goats.

There were other things that happened between the cookie and Undertale incidents, but those are all that I remember. Also, that's the second dream in a row that involved golden flowers in some way. Is this a sign?

edited 22nd Apr '18 9:05:24 PM by TroperNo9001

I didn't think I could remember any of my dream, but reading through "ask the above poster a question" suddenly jogged my memory. In the dream, I was reading this post. I have absolutely no idea why, but one difference in the post was that instead of just being about Steven Universe, it was a crossover with something else. It was really bizarre.