Weird dreams

Foggy Nelson was possessed by the Hand ninja Nobi and he had to be captured in an Ultra Ball which then had to be blessed by a priest

First, I visited Reddit and had like a hundred unread messages. Then I tried to play My Singing Monsters and it was all fucked up with the wrong art style and a bunch of islands and monsters that aren't even in the game and I accidentally spent all my premium currency to "fill the game" but then sold a useless monster for more of it but then regretted my decision but didn't want to reset. I thought it was real, thank fuck it was a dream.

I forgot to post this last week, but I had typed it down after I woke up, so I figured why not? I edited it for clarity, as I originally typed it down for my roommate. Just for reference against the "middle" dreams: say my door is the southeast corner of the room, and part of the east wall; my closet doors are on the southwest corner, and part of the south wall; I have windows on the west wall, and my bed is not quite nestled in the northeast corner, as my roommate's junk-filled dressers are against the east wall, and one tall one sits just to the west of my bed, almost in the northwest corner. His room is across from mine, with a small hallway between them, a bathroom on the right, and the stairs leading down to the ground floor to the left.

• This all started with a dream where I was hanging out with MattPat[1] for whatever reason. Someone else and I had been touring a high-class high school earlier, and I ended up sticking with him while the school was open. I was amazed that everything was for sale: if you wanted to wear jewelry, you could buy it and/or the right to do so, for example. Literally everything you could do that deviated from "standard" or "normal" had a price. I wondered how I was supposed to leave the school, and he told me it was the tunnel opposite the school; I thought that's where he was leading me after I asked, but instead he took me to the basketball court, wherein he flash-changed into some gym clothing, and started playing basketball with some random chick. I tried to join in, at their request, but sucked, and ended up causing a small conflict with another group of students because I accidentally hit them.

• Next dream involved waking up in my room. Me and my roommate were doing cleanup, with his room being immediately adjacent to mine, and my room was a dark, dingy, dirty nightmare; spider-webs and some spiders were present, old food was left out, and I was doing everything I could to rectify the situation. My bed was positioned similarly to where it is now, though he had a short, glass-shelved entertainment thing where he currently has a tall chest of drawers now, and the bed itself was more towards the center of the room, instead of being up against a wall. I don't know if it was just the dark lighting, but I remember the walls were a dull blue color as well. I was frightened as I used a broom to eliminate the spiders, while also grumbling about sleeping so damn close to them. His room, meanwhile, was bright and clean, matching mine only in its minimalist attitude towards furniture and the like.

• I woke from that dream into a dream where I woke, again, in bed — the room was cleaner, though there was some food still sitting on top of some sort of counter/dresser beside my bed. I had a large stack of bills in my pocket — about $400 in $20 bills, if I recall. There was also a note; it was the Russians, thanking me for having some very important data on the President in a micro SD card in my pocket. I frantically searched to see if they left the card, while yelling about how I didn't know anything about the president, though I often added that I didn't mind having the money. I even found a few on the floor, but had nothing from which to read what was on them. My bed had a blue polyester cover over it, and there was a TV beside the closet doors. Also, somehow, there was enough room for a computer chair to be beside it and in front of the door, and the chair itself had some sort of NES/SNES console sitting in it, with various clothes draped over it — I do remember grey shirts, as well as a red shirt.

• I woke from this AGAIN to find myself in my room, this time clearly agitated that I was waking up repeatedly in my room. This room was more like my normal room, being generally clean. I don't remember much of the room, save finding a bag of chocolate candies that looked kinda like raisins and tasted slightly like raisin-flavored chocolates. As I ate a couple, some random female voice talked aloud about how, when you're craving something sweet and delicious, even though you want good candy, sometimes you have to settle for anything sweet. I then remembered that my roommate needed to get up for work; I stepped out and knocked on his door, and after calling out to him a couple of times, he told me he was up; he opened the door, facing me, and standing beside of him was a gray-clothed, pale white, faceless entity I can only assume was a gray-suited Slenderman.

• My final dream had me waking up yet AGAIN from bed; the room was slightly different, with the main door being in the corner where my closet doors are now. I was talking loudly, recounting down the hallway and stairs the nightmares and dreams I had with my roommate, only he was basically Markiplier — or how I imagine he'd act, talk, look, and sound IRL. Marki-mate especially found the Slenderman dream creepy, but also somewhat funny, laughing in his trademark style about how creepy it would've been to have had it himself. It was the shortest, but coolest dream out of the bunch.

edited 12th Aug '16 3:49:50 PM by Reservoir

I was in some kind of town that was in a square 'valley' between these two huge sets of cliffs. The climate on one set was desert-like but somehow still cold, and the other was very cold and alpine. I had either allegedly been turned into a camel (I still looked human and could talk and stuff) or had decided to live as a camel for a while, and was wandering around under the desert cliffs eating berries and stuff.

Then it like... rebooted, and I made a deal to become a wendigo for some reason? But again I was still pretty much human. So anyway I was around the alpine cliffs (I wasn't cold at all) and I found Mei, who was freezing to death. I used some kind of ice magic to save her, but I accidentally damaged her skin and left all these pale splotches, kind of like vitiligo. But because I saved her the humans learned there was supernatural stuff or something?

And then I was with these two witches (who were actually Jane and Roxy), and they had this surveillance lab or something. There were also these two 'zombies' there but they acted pretty much normal; they were both really wrinkly and trapped in coffins for some reason.

edited 12th Aug '16 9:31:51 PM by RiverWhiteWolf

I was coming home with my dad and my little bro, and we were headed home. However, he said he had a thing to do first on the side of a road near my house. We stopped by and he walked a bit down the street and made a phonecall, and told us to help some lady with her garbage. So I did that, but then she starts yelling at me about garbage and I have no idea what she's trying to say! After asking her a couple times I just give up and head back to my car and my dad drives me home.

When I get home ALL of my family is there. My mom starts asking me questions about being ready (so does everyone else) and I have no idea what they're taking about. Eventually I freak out, and just yell "WHAT'S GOING ON??" as I start listing off all of the really weird things that were just happening.

Then my mother says "Oh, no one told you!"

To which I reply "What?"

"You're getting married!!"

"Wat"

I had a really weird dream last night that mostly seemed to be taken up by a strange Sonic Boom/Scooby-Doo crossover. Basically, Sonic and the others transported Scooby and the gang in from their universe into the Boomuniverse to help solve a mystery as to where Sticks had disappeared off to. They explored the island looking for clues (I can't remember what they were) and eventually it lead up to them finding Sticks and apprehending the bad guy after being chased around the island. Then came Fred, as always, preparing to unmask the bad guy...as well as a Gainax Ending.

When Fred first unmasked the bad guy it was, surprise surprise, Eggman. But then Fred pulled Eggman's mask off and revealed Sonic. (Even though the actual Sonic was standing just nearby.) Then Sticks pulled off the real Sonic's mask and revealed Amy Rose...and the rest of the dream was just everyone pulling off each other's masks/costumes and revealing increasingly stranger characters. (I remember seeing Kunckles pulling off Fred's mask and revealing a Hydreigon, then the Hydreigon pulled off Knuckles's mask and revealed a tiny version of Quick Draw McGraw. Then Quick Draw pulled off Tail's mask to reveal Jessie.) As far as I know the "episode" ended with them all still unmasking each other. It was like the ending of the "Spy Buddies" episode of Spongebob gone out-of-control.

That was hilarious! Great Fanfic Fuel!

Last night, I was looking at Five Nights at Freddy's stuff just before I went to bed, and I predicted that it would have an impact on my dream that night. Boy, was I right!

My dream last night was a horror movie! It starred a young woman who was put in charge of watching over a mall while the owner was away (no relation to Paul Blart: Mall Cop.) All of a sudden, a demon possessed a teddy bear in the toy store and went on a murderous rampage for literally no reason whatsoever.

The woman teamed up with her friends, who had been helping her run the mall, to find a way to stop the teddy bear. I guess the demon had somehow locked everyone inside, because no one ran out of the mall.

After a few unsuccessful attempts to kill the teddy bear, the heroine came across another woman, who was pushing a stroller and weeping. She had a toddler walking alongside her, who explained that the teddy bear had attacked the freakin' baby, and now all the mom wanted was to get out of the mall so she could take her baby to a hospital. This is when the heroine got serious.

Meanwhile, there was another villain, a psychotic man who was plotting to blow up the mall and kill everyone. In the climax, he was pointing a gun at the heroine, but just when he was about to fire, the teddy bear came out of nowhere and started mauling him. The heroine took this opportunity to activate the time bomb and evacuate everyone else out of the mall (somehow, the doors were open now).

Everyone made it outside except the psycho man and the teddy bear. And then - this is my favorite part - they all watched as the building exploded, then crumbled. And then I woke up.

edited 15th Aug '16 9:38:09 AM by DrNoPuma

I got the sims 4 but the create-a-sim was all fucked up with it being near-impossible to select anything. Then I was dodging boxes for GLaDOS on a quest for gender or something, not even a separate dream this led on directly from the sims 4 one.

My family and I went to a Love Hotel with a female friend of mine. I was thinking how awkward it'd be for the friend and I to, uh, use the premises with my family there (also, the suite we got was huge. Had at least three bedrooms). Then another friend showed up, and I started to wonder if I'm supposed to get it on with her instead. In the end, NOBODY ended up having sex. Which is probably for the best.

I dunno, man.

My dream last night had two parts:

The first part was a weird version of Finding Dory, which I haven't seen yet, so it was based on what little I know about the movie. I don't remember much about this part except...

• Dory had laid eggs, and was trying to find a place to keep them safe from predators.
• The whale shark was teaching a yoga class for other sea creatures, including a walrus.
• Everyone was kidnapped by human scientists and taken to some research facility where they were kept in swimming pools. The whale shark had been given so many injections that she was all swollen.

In the second part, I was at the house of some kid my age (not someone I know in real life, just a random person that my brain made up for this dream). He had a swimming pool in his backyard, and I was standing in it, watching him repeatedly jump into the pool, striking different poses, while holding a sword. He thought he was really cool for being able to do this. Eventually, I got fed up with his narcissism and told him I was leaving. This ticked him off, and he started pressing some buttons somewhere to make obstacles appear in front of me, but I just nonchalantly walked through them. At one point, he threw his sword at me to try and make me stop! But I dodged that too, and just kept walking, and eventually, I got away from his house.

I had a dream Shigeru Miyamoto gave me an Amiibo of himself.

It was just a Mario Amiibo, but with his face instead.

Last night: I had this bizarre dream where I was a Yoshi (I think) traveling with some strange dudes who were telling me that I needed to be eaten by a fish because...reasons?

In any case, we were walking along the shore when one of the Boss Bass from Super Mario Bros. 3 showed up in the water. The others pitched me into the water, and the next several minutes in-dream were taken up by the fish slowly swallowing me whole. The instant the fish swallowed me up completely, I woke up.

....

PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY, I HAVE NO IDEA EITHER. >_<

EDIT: (You know, I think I might have a reason why I dreamed something as screwed up as that, now that I think about it. I was kicking around game over sequence ideas for a video game idea I have and one of them was the main character being eaten by a monster that served as a boss. I don't know why that stayed in my subconscious long enough to make me dream that I was the main character of someone's vore fetish fanfiction.)

edited 18th Aug '16 5:18:59 AM by kablammin45

The Crystal Gems remodeled my basement to remove the ceiling except for one room. In its place was canopies of trees planted around the perimeter. Everybody thought it was nice, but I personally preferred the room that had a roof.

Then I had another dream about somebody in my basement trying to defeat Steven with telepathic attacks. Then Steven shrunk down and flew around trying to dodge and counter the telepathic attacks with his own.

My house was swarming with bugs. Fortunately, we also had a bunch of lizards and frogs (which were apparently tamed), which began crawling around the house, eating every single bug. It was surprisingly fun to watch.

After that, the dream focused on several cartoon characters, who were auditioning for a performance of Alice in Wonderland. The Mad Hatter and the March Hare were in line to audition, and the Mad Hatter whispered to his friend, "Let's audition as the Walrus and the Carpenter just to confuse everyone!"

It started out in a mall.

Judy Hops and I were both searching for one Nick Wilde, who would be able to help us crack the case. The case being the feral animals from Zootopia. There were humans around, but we were pretty chill. After looking for Nick in several stores, we both decided to check out a nearby, massive grocery store.

During said search in the grocery store, not only did we fail to find Nick, but we were attacked by a feral lion, later revealed to be Lionheart. Thankfully, he was tazed by some wolves, who, unthankfully, turned out to be members of The Society of the Blind Eye. But, they let us go, due to Judy's ties with the Mafia.

Then, after a bit of joking with each other about if the animals would mistake Judy for a bunny in police cosplay, she decided to head to the airport, and I decided to check out a nearby clinic. No sign of Nick, I prepared to leave, before passing out.

I awoke to the song Zu viele Füchse für euch Hänsel, which, if you've seen the movie it's in, pretty much describes my scenario. I was on an operating table, underneath what appeared to be a gigantic claw machine, with syringes meant for bigger animals on it.

Then, the real villain of Zootopia, whose name I shall not say, and a Doctor, showed up. While the villain was content to monologue, the Doctor really wanted to get to human experimentation.

Thankfully, Judy and Nick showed up, and began to fight the main villain, while the Doctor simply muttered that his own plans for the city were at risk. Then, he explained to me that he had injected enough pain killers to weaken me, to the point of being immobile, while still regaining consciousness:

And with that, he started injecting syringes, and looking at various side effects. Above, however, the fight began to move to the control room, and finally, one of the consoles was hit, causing the claw at the top of the ceiling to drop, sharp syringes included, on top of the operating table.

I did not make it out in time. But, the villain of Zootopia was stopped, while the human Doctor got away. How I knew this when dead, no idea.

edited 20th Aug '16 6:35:10 AM by RandomWriter413

My dream last night was a Spider-Man movie where Spider-Man was played by JonTron!

All I remember was one part with the Vulture, who was an Adaptational Wimp in this dream. He was simply a Minion with an F in Evil for the Big Bad, and his vulture suit, instead of being the powerful armor suit used in the comics, was more like this◊.

The Vulture was chasing Spider-Man down and trying to capture him for the Big Bad, and he had cornered Spider-Man on top of a building. Suddenly, both characters realized that they could fly, albeit slowly, by flapping their arms. They flew to some sort of floating island high in the sky. Just when they made it there, the Vulture suddenly turned into a computer, which smashed into a tree and burst into flames.

Spider-Man was mourning Computer!Vulture's death, when suddenly, Computer!Vulture suddenly sprang back to life - only to send his boss a message telling him where Spider-Man was so he could send his henchmen to capture him.

So, in last night's one I was part of a group of people who could shapeshift into large grouper fish, and we were trying to escape from a spa-like building that had no floors, only a massive amount of different pools that were separated from each other somehow. We were being pursued by this apparently evil guy who had really weird hair that made his entire head look like a giant sea urchin.

Most of the dream, I remember wandering around and switching between human and fish forms every five seconds. Eventually, I found a pool with a way out. It had a bunch of kids in it, and the water had soap in it. So I had to swim in it with my head and gills above the surface when in fish form, since the soap made the water toxic to fish.

Then Garnet showed up to teach something to the kids, distracting them enough that I could leave the building via drain pipe. But just before I left, I turned around, shapeshifted into Ebirah, and scared all the kids by roaring at them. Apparently just for the sake of doing so.

I was in the desert with Peridot and a car, I kept pushing the car forward but couldn't see civilization, then I took out my phone, opened google maps and typed in "FOOD" (I have no idea why I didn't do that before), to my surprise there was a convenience store like 300m to my right past a dune so i went there, the rest of the crystal gems were waiting for me and her, I went back for the car and there was a playground with kids and dogs, peridot began playing on it, I dropped my phone I think? Then I woke up

edited 23rd Aug '16 1:44:28 PM by SmartGirl333

I dreamt that Alolan Tyrantrum was Barney. Wat?

I have a recurring one where I'm a blue-haired princess from a very advanced spacefaring alien society that has no nudity taboo. The only "clothing", if you can call it that, anyone wears is a collar with rank insignea and maybe a pair of shoes.

Last night I dreamed that I was trying to order a pizza over the phone, at 4:30 AM. The person on the other line was very polite, but kept nodding off as I tried to talk to her.

I'm not very knowledgeable about dream interpretation, but I'm pretty sure it means that I could really go for a pizza.

The other night I dreamed that my family and I were in a restaurant when my grandma came in and started annoying everybody. (Even though she isn't annoying in real life, just kind of full of herself.) For some weird reason, the restaurant staff acted like I was the one being disruptive (even though I was doing absolutely nothing) and kicked me out. (All while my grandma continued to bother everyone inside.) Fortunately, my dad came outside too and we left to go visit a small park.

A few nights later, I dreamed that I was one of my freaking teachers at school (and of course, it was the one woman), and the rest of the dream was just Mind Screw-y madness as I wandered aimlessly around my school and then a field, morphing into many different people all the way. (I remember turning into my own sister at one point.)

Just so many levels of "wat".... >_<

Last night, I had a dream where I was on the production team for some cartoon (it was either Wander over Yonder or a made-up but similar show.)

In the episode we were working on, the villains of the episode were based on various members of the production team, who even voiced their respective characters. They all took part in a big Villain Song.

But they didn't include me in the group of villains. I told the director of the series about this, and she felt so bad for leaving me out that she decided to create a new villain that I could voice, and give this villain an episode - and even a whole Villain Song - all to itself!

My character was a girl, but I didn't mind - I had a lot of fun recording a falsetto voice for her. She was some kind of shapeshifter who could transform into a huge cat (Or maybe that was her normal form. I can't remember.) Personality-wise, she was similar to Ursula.

edited 26th Aug '16 10:45:33 AM by DrNoPuma

I decided to create a document about my weird dreams. Especially since the second to last one is especially long.

But I'll post them both here.

In my dream last night, Courage the Cowardly Dog got a live-action/CGI reboot movie, and despite how different it was from the series, I thought it was awesome!

• Eustace and Muriel were played by live actors. Courage was CGI, but his appearance wasn't changed at all.
• Katz was CGI too, and he wasn't changed either... aside from being The Dragon. He was working for a new villain, a Corrupt Corporate Executive who was somehow directly responsible for Nowhere being a Weirdness Magnet.
• This is where it gets interesting: Cajun Fox was CGI too, but he was far less anthropomorphized - aside from being the size of a wolf and still wearing sunglasses, he just looked like a normal fox. Also, instead of trying to cook people, he just wanted to kill and eat them. He could still talk, though, and he was very Faux Affably Evil.
• But my favorite character was the movie's portrayal of Fusilli. He was a human, played by a live actor, and he was kind of a Phantom Of The Opera expy - a creepy old recluse who lived in his theater (which was a building instead of a travelling stage) and loved to play creepy music on the theater organ. But he turned out to be a good guy in the end.

edited 21st Sep '16 3:14:26 PM by DrNoPuma