"So, you know what the moral of this story is, kids? If you see Jiz in a mall and she offers you some cool candy- maybe some blow or some weed- you better run the fuck the other way, because I'm gonna put you in the sex slave trade, and then I'm gonna fuck your shit up! I'm gonna make you have abortions, I'll make you take loads, and then, eventually, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! Jiz."
A Gag Dub of Jem and the Holograms, created by "Sienna D'Enema," a Los Angeles area filmmaker who prefers to keep their identity under wraps.The series presently has 19 videos to its name:
Even Evil Has Standards: Jiz, for a very limited value of standards, will only kill assholes. Her example is elminating her mother who was at least as bad as she was, if not more. Then again, she seems perfectly happy to casually maim and murder other people for other reasons, like not getting abortions.
Gayngst: Parodied but ultimately Defied. When Jiz harasses Kimber for coming out as a lesbian, Kimber isn't taking any of it. Also defied in "It Gets Worse"; being gay doesn't suck, growing up does.
Good Girls Avoid Abortion: In the world of Jiz, refusing an abortion and having a baby is the "bad" choice. It's not that it is the more moral choice, it's just that Jiz will kill you if you refuse. She really likes abortions. Ironically, Jiz's mother unsuccesfully tried to abort her.
Hell: Apparently the Miami from "Golden Shower Girls" serves as this to Jiz's world.
Identical-Looking Asians: When Aja gets her head blown off by the electronic drug dealer, the Mamograms just kidnap the dry clening lady and put a blue wig on her. Even the insurance company can't tell when they kill the new Aja to replace the old Aja's body.
Sex Sells: Jiz gets away with her abortion activity by having two of her girls make out for the man pressing charges.
Self-Made Orphan: After being told she must carry a baby to term (and being insulted) by her mother, Jiz sabotages her plane by stuffing the engine with shitty panties. Somehow, her mother was also impaled through her mouth with a vibrator.