Spy fiction parody from The Sixties created by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry. Definitely a Sitcom. It starred Don Adams as CONTROL agent 86 Maxwell Smart, a bungling but perpetually optimistic secret agent who often managed to save the day and defeat the bad guys almost despite himself, and Barbara Feldon as his partner, Agent 99, a slighty daffy Mata Hari. They received their assignments from CONTROL's hapless chief.Offered a tremendous number of Catch Phrases, largely at the insistence of star Don Adams, who knew they would help make the series succeed. The series run from September, 1965 to September, 1970, A total of 138 episodes in five seasons, with the first four airing on NBC and the fifth on CBS. Was revived three times:
Get Smart, Again!, a 1989 TV movie following the adventures of old, married, retired Max and 99.
A short-lived 1995 revival series focusing on one of their twin offspring (played by Andy Dick) following in Max's footsteps. Don Adams and Barbara Feldon were still around, except this time Max was Da Chief, running CONTROL.
Actually Not A Vampire: "Weekend Vampire" the eponymous vampire isn't a vampire, he uses a musical blowgun to blows two small Poison Darts that he aims at his victim's neck. But he still has a Creepy Castle and uses a coffin as a bed secret stairway to his underground lair.
Adipose Rex: The episode "Survival of the Fattest" featured a fat Arab prince who had to maintain his weight to maintain his rulership.
Almost Dead Guy: Spoofed regularly, usually along the lines of Max leaning over to hear the dying man's Last Words.
Armed Legs: The sea captain in "Ship of Spies" had a gun concealed in his wooden leg. He had a spare leg that contained a hidden blade.
Art Attacker: One villain uses "Dorian Gray" paint: he retouches photos of his victims (adding gray hairs and wrinkles) to make them rapidly age and die.
Big Little Man: In the pilot episode, KAOS is run by the mysterious "Mister Big" (as opposed to Siegfried). It's only when Mr Big and Maxwell Smart are in the same room do we realise that Mr Big is actually a dwarf.
Bowdlerise: In the 1980's Get Smart movie The Nude Bomb, Max puts his gun in his pants. It goes off, he turns around, you hear the sound of him pulling his zipper down and up again, and he then turns around again with his Catch Phrase "Missed it by that much". Oddly enough NBC dubbed in "Missed the bone by that much" which oddly sounds dirtier than the original!
The episode "Washington 4, Redskins 3" had its title changed to "Washington 4, Indians 3" for reruns and for the DVD.
"Would you believe...", a more complex one that signals a form of inverted Inflationary Dialogue. For example:
Max: At the moment, seven Coast Guard cutters are converging on us. Would you believe it? Seven. Villain: I find that hard to believe. Max: Would you believe six? Villain: I don't think so. Max: How about two cops in a rowboat?
In one late episode, it was subverted in that the Chief actually HAD surrounded the building with CONTROL agents!
"[insulting crack about x]"; Punch! Punch! Punch! Uh Oh...; "I hope I wasn't out of line with that [insulting crack about x]..."
"The old [ridiculously specific description of the trap Max just fell into] trick. That's twice this week."
"...and loving it."
"That's the second biggest [whatever] I've ever seen."
"Don't tell me..." "I asked you not to tell me that."
"[X]! Yes, it must be [X]! Just one thing...what's [X]?"
"If you don't mind, *I'd* like to handle this, 99." Followed by a repetition of whatever she just suggested.
"Would you mind repeating that last bit?", "Which bit?" "That bit after 'Ok, now listen here, Max...'"
"Of course, the old [incredibly specific and bizarre setup] trick!"
Variants of the following conversation:
Max: Wait a minute, chief. Isn't this classified information? The Chief: Yes, Max. Max: Shouldn't we activate the cone of silence? The Chief: Max, do we have to?
Common responses from Max being "I demand the cone of silence!" and reminding the Chief about CONTROL regulations.
Corrupt Corporate Executive: In the short-lived 90's revival, right at the end of the Cold War and before the War on Terror, KAOS didn't have anything to be but an evil, mostly-legitimate business out to rule the world through financial domination.
Crazy-Prepared: Max apparently keeps plastic lips on his person at all times, just in case some beautiful KAOS killer tries to kiss him with poisoned lipstick.
Cyanide Pill: "It will kill in nine seconds." "But how do I get them to take it?"
In one episode, KAOS and CONTROL have pretty much captured all the agents from the other team. Max and Siegfried meet to discuss trading. As they strip themselves of their weapons, Max pulls out a Cyanide pill, says it's "Raspberry flavored this month," and offers Siegfried a taste. Siegfried counters that he has a suicide ring: If he takes it off, his wife will kill him.
In another episode Max admits he's taken Cyanide Pills, but "only two or three times, as a favor to the Chief."
Siegfried: Twenty years I've been with [KAOS]- stealing, robbing, lying, killing, murdering...
And from "The Laser Blazer":
Chief: Let's see it.
Max: See what?
Chief: The blazer you brought back from Hong Kong.
Max: The blazer I brought back from Hong Kong?
Chief: That blazer is the secret weapon you were sent to Hong Kong for.
Max: That blazer is the secret weapon I was sent to Hong Kong for?
Chief: That's no ordinary blazer.
Max: That's no ordinary blazer?
Chief: It's a laser blazer.
Max: It's a laser blazer? Do you know what you're saying?
Chief: I'm positive! I keep hearing it twice!
Disappearing Box: The Chief is captured in this way in the episode "A Spy For A Spy".
D.I.Y. Disaster: Maxwell Smart would have cars with crossed wiring, so a button meant to operate one thing instead operated another. His apartment was also crosswired that way.
A subversion, actually: The cross-wirings were all intentional, and Max knew perfectly well which switch did what. It made for very effective security.
Drugged Lipstick: Once a bad girl wears some and tries to kiss Max; once 99 wears some and uses it to knock out (not kill) a bad guy who was about to kill her and Max.
Dueling Scar: Ziegfried has a large scar on his cheek, revealed in The Movie to be from a duel with his brother in Heidelberg.
Flirting Under Fire: In a late episode, Max and 99 are caught in a death-trap with no apparent means of escape. Thinking they are about to die, Max realizes that he's in love with 99 and declares that if they could get out he'd marry her. She immediately thinks of a way to escape and they get married a few episodes later.
Guile Hero: While Max does have occasional moments of genius, 99 fits this trope to a T. Max was (usually) the better hand-to-hand combatant, but 99 almost always had a good idea to hand.
Heel Face Mole: Siegfried tried this in one episode, going so far as turn his own sister in to CONTROL. His actual plan was stopped by Max at the last minute.
Likewise, in two episodes ("Double Agent" and "Cutback at CONTROL") Max becomes a Heel Face Mole
I Can't Hear You: The Cone of Silence is meant to keep anything said while it's lowered strictly confidential. This it does very well, provided that the other guy in the Cone is the guy you want to keep secrets from. Which isn't to say it's not without it's uses; in one episode, Smart mentions he likes when the Chief uses the Cone in hot weather, because it's twenty degrees cooler inside.
I Don't Pay You to Think: In "Smart the Assassin," Devonshire tells someone "KAOS doesn't pay you to think, you men were sent here to obey."
The Chief's first name is given as Thaddeus eventually, although his last name remains a mystery.
He was called Thaddeus in a handful of episodes only by the Admiral Hargrade, portrayed by William Schallert as an extremely senile character with highly questionable judgment. It would be consistent with his character to have misremembered the name, and for the Chief and others to look the other way out of respect.
Not quite. In "The Day Smart Turned Chicken," the Chief has to take the witness stand and Smart asks for his first name. Although the Chief tries to hide behind security, the judge makes him spill it, and the chief replies, in a rather embarassed manner, "Thaddeus."
However, he frequently uses the alias "Harold Clark".
The Chief was also a regular agent a long time before the series. He was called Agent Q, because CONTROL didn't use numbers back then.
99, too - it's a running gag. In one episode where she was about to marry a KAOS agent Agent 99 says her name is Susan Hilton...then later when Max calls her Susan tells him that was an alias. In another episode Max calls her by a name and 99 replies he never used that name for her..."...if only that was my name!" When Max and 99 are married, when they're about to say 99's name, someone coughs when it's said.
And in the last season, the Smarts being married at least a whole year, someone asks Max why he called her '99'; he matter-of-factly replies "I don't know her name."
Max: But even if they do get a man into the Pentagon, that's not saying he'll be able to get out. I remember one of our own agents was lost in there for three days. Chief: Three days? Max, no agent could be that confused. Max: Well, let me see now. I went in there on a Thursday...
Then again, The Pentagon has a total of 17.5 miles (28.2 km) of corridors... with a very confusing layout. Some of those corridors turn out to be ramps, and before you know it, you're a floor up from where you need to be...
Obfuscating Disability: The crippled Portugese polo player in "Ship of Spies". Who "isn't crippled, isn't Portugese, and probably isn't even a polo player."
Max: But even if they do get a man into the Pentagon, that's not saying he'll be able to get out. I remember one of our own agents was lost in there for three days. Chief: Three days? Max, no agent could be that confused. Max: Well, let me see now. I went in there on a Thursday...
Playing Drunk: Max has to pretend to be an alcoholic in one episode. He is issued a pill to keep under his tongue that absorbs all the alcohol he drinks. As he puts it, "I'll look drunk, act drunk, even smell drunk, but I'll be stone sober!" Then he accidentally swallows the pill, causing all the alcohol it absorbed to be introduced into his system at once.
Buck Henry: While writing the pilot episode, it took all the restrant I could muster to keep from calling Fang 'Agent K-9'.
Prison Episode: In "The Not-So-Great Escape" two-parter, CONTROL agents are being kidnapped and held in a KAOS prison (located in New Jersey). Max goes undercover as a KAOS official, but after getting found out, he leads repeated breakout attempts.
Public Secret Message: The Chief (disguised as a singing waiter) communicates a message to Max and 99 by slipping code phrases into the song he is singing.
Punch Clock Villain: This also came up in one of the books, when it turned out that KAOS' sinister "Doomsday Plan" was in fact the "Dooms Day Plan" — that is, a retirement party for longtime KAOS agent Arthur Dooms.
Punch! Punch! Punch! Uh Oh...: When Max first tries to fight the Giant Mook, he hits him with a flurry of punches, which has no effect, then shouts, "This is just ridiculous!"
Or, another time, Max is infiltrating a camp of desert nomads when he bumps into a massive guard
Max: "Where I come from, we have a saying. 'The bigger they are, the harder they fall.'" Fires off a judo chop, two body blows, and a punch to the jaw that have no effect
Max: "Haven't heard of that one, eh? Well, maybe you know this one. 'The quality of mercy is not strained...'"
Slept Through the Apocalypse: Larabee apparently remained at CONTROL headquarters after it was shut down sometime after the cancellation of the original series until Max picked him up partway through Get Smart, Again, having failed to notice that CONTROL had been disbanded. He did this because he had been given an executive order to remain at his post. This order had been issued by President Nixon. The movie takes place at either the very end of the Reagan administration or the very beginning of the G. H. W. Bush administration.
Title Drop: Often at the end of the episode's intro.
Theme Tune Cameo: At the end of Part 2 of "The Not So Great Escape".
Ultimate Job Security: Max does not fear being fired. If he is, CONTROL's seniority regulations will force the Chief to promote Larabee into Max's job.
Weird Trade Union: Both CONTROL and KAOS agents have unions. KAOS agents have a better union, or at least one able to give them better benefits. This becomes a plot point a number of times. Imagine CIA agents going on strike for greater benefits!
Wimp Fight: In the 1989 TV movie, a sidekick and a Mook grab decorative swords to fight each other, but they can barely lift them above waist level.
With My Hands Tied: Played with in one episode, where Max and his friend Sid are shackled by their hands in front of a deathtrap. Max frees himself by releasing the fake hands that were bound by the shackles.
Sid: "Oh, the old false-hands-in-the-chain trick!"
Worthy Opponent: Hinted between Siegfried and Max: whenever the two meet, Siegfried always gives Max a formal salute to which he replies (usually damaging his Shoe Phone in the process).
Yiddish as a Second Language: The entire show can be taken as a riff on Jewish stereotypes of the time being applied to the spy genre - almost everything from the name of the robot (Hymie) to Max's "Would you believe...?" is, in essence, taken straight from the Yiddish-speaking Borscht Belt comedians.
No surprise at all, given that the show was created by the great Mel Brooks.
You Are Number Six: Both agents, but applies to 99 much more than 86, given that the former's real name is never said once in the whole series.
The 1995 sequel series provides examples of:
Banana Peel: Zach finds one at the scene of KAOS's latest crime, takes it to his father's office for his debriefing, and discards it on the floor when he's done. His father's secretary points out that it ought to be picked up before someone slips on it, then moments later slips on it herself.
Generation Xerox: Zach Smart is a bumbling CONTROL agent who has romantic tension with his glamorous female partner, Agent 66. Also, in one episode the villain turns out to be the daughter of Siegfried.
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