My Horse Is a Motorbike
I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I rideUsing a Cool Bike as the replacement for a Cool Horse, in a modernized take on older tropes. Cool or not, in a modern day setting, it would appear weird to ride a horse on the streets. For our standards, they are slow, time consuming, and impractical, but due to their similar physical structure, motorbikes can fill the same role in the plot, with the added benefit that they are loud and shiny. For example a Knight in Shining Armor, a Cowboy, or the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, could always upgrade to a bike if they need to appear in a modern day setting. It can happen either with Older Than Radio characters getting new reimagined versions, or with original characters intentionally invoking the classical feel of these riders. Occasionally, a Cool Car can also fill the same "metaphorical horse" role, especially a sports car, or a truck, that still have that "lone rider" feel to them, especially since car engines are measured in horsepower and many are either named after horses (Mustang) or have horses in their logo (Ferrari.) Contrast with Automaton Horses, that is an inversion where real horses are treated like machines by the plot, and Compare to Mechanical Horse, a machine that really does look like a horse. If characters use the motorbike to joust, then it's Motorcycle Jousting.
— Bon Jovi, "Wanted Dead or Alive"
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Anime & Manga
- Sengoku Basara, despite being the Trope Namer, is not an example as the "motorbike" is still a real horse, just one that's been outfitted with handlebars and tailpipes. Never mind that the tailpipes have no purpose, and the rider, Date Masamune, doesn't even use the handle bars, preferring to ride with his arms crossed. So... Why?
- Melody of Oblivion on the other hand, is an example, but it goes a bit further than that by styling the motorcyles to more closely resemble horses. They transform into Bishōnen for extra cool factor.
- Celty from Durarara!! is a modern-day headless spirit called a dullahan. Her preferred method of getting around is a reanimated headless horse, which she disguises as a pitch-black motorcycle when she boards the ship for Japan. As a bike it doesn't have any headlights, still has the shadow of a horse, makes hoof steps instead of engine sounds, and also whinnies on occasion.
- Inverted in the Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's manga, in which the Skeleton Knight uses a horse instead of the motorcycles that everyone else uses while dueling.
- Played straight with Sherry LeBlanc, a French woman with a flower-knight theme; her D-Wheel is modeled to appear horse-like, with the card zones running down the back of the neck.
- In Fate/Zero, one of Saber's special abilities is skill with all form of vehicle transportation. Unsurprisingly, she upgrades rather quickly from horse to motorcycle.
- This skill is also demonstrated by Berserker, who skips the motorcycle and goes straight for a fighter jet.
- Subverted by Archer: he may arguably do it, but he prefers using an ancient Indian spaceship.
- DC Comics superheroes Knight and Squire ride motorbikes. In some 50s stories◊ and the Paul Cornell miniseries◊, they even have stylised horses' heads. Knight's bike "Anastasia" can even follow a scent!
- Some other 50s stories, however take it too far◊.
- When Jonah Hex was transported to the post-appocalyptic future in the series Hex, he swapped his horse for a cool motorcycle. He does the same thing when he travels to The Present Day in the New 52 All-Star Western.
- Tom Strong has the Weird Rider, an 1800's cowboy using a space-traveling bike. Calls it his horse, too.
- In Top 10: The Forty-Niners, the Black Rider is a Zorro-inspired hero who "cuts a dashing figure" atop his motorcycle Midnight. When he shows it off to Leni he claims he named it after a horse he once owned.
- In She-Hulk, the time-displaced Western hero Two-Gun Kid receives a sky-cycle as a gift from his descendant Hawkeye via Video Will. The Kid explicitly compares it to a horse.
- Marvel hero the Black Knight used to ride a flying motorcycle he called his "atomic steed". He got it from the Knights of Wundagore, who naturally used it in a similar fashion.
- Ghost Rider: the character's Retroactive Legacy establishes that Riders of previous eras often rode a Hellish Horse or other animal native to their region (camels, etc). Johnny Blaze and Danny Ketch ride motorcycles.
- Inverted in The Avengers vol 3 #2: When the Avengers are caught in a reality warp that transforms Britain into a medieval kingdom under the control of Morgana La Fey, Captain America and Hawkeye, two Avengers associated with motorbikes, are the only members of the Queen's Vengeance seen riding horses (with appropriately logoed barding).
- Mustang Suzy, a character from the '90s Hawkman books, combined this trope with the Centaur. She was a cyborg whose torso was grafted to the fuel tank of a motorcycle.
- In The DCU, the Golden Age cowboy-themed hero the Vigilante rode a motorbike instead of a horse.
- In The Movie, Ghost Rider has a demonic motorbike that includes a horse's skull.
- The film Knight Riders is all about a modern biker gang who act like Arthur's knights of the round table.
- Although we do not see any motorcycles in either of the Cars films, motorcycles are implied to be their equivalent of horses, as tractors are for cows.
- The Japanese live action Gun Crazy films included "A Woman from Nowhere", which has the title character ride a motorcycle in a modern-day version of a Western.
- Marlboro in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man is a cowboy (actually he just dresses and smokes like one and participates in Rodeos) who rides a motorcycle instead of a horse.
- Good Omens: The Horsemen of the Apocalypse now ride motorcycles.
- In The Devil's Rose, the protagonist is an undead Texas Ranger who tracks down fugitive souls from hell. His horse demon mount...thing gets mauled shortly into the story so he saws off its head and attaches it to a motorcycle. Later, he attaches it to a car.
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Ares the god of War used to ride a war chariot, that was red and gold and had pictures of people dying painful death adorning it, pulled by a pair of fire breathing horses. It changed into a modern version, a flame-painted Harley Davidson the "size of a baby elephant", with a caucasian skin seat.
- Taking this to its logical conclusion, Elves in Mercedes Lackey's urban fantasy setting ride shape-shifting steeds that get to be horses and motorcycles.
- In The Dresden Files, Murphy's motorcycle takes on the appearance of a horse when joining The Wild Hunt
- The Death of the Discworld normally rides an ordinary, living horse (because the hellish ones proved too hard to maintain), but in Soul Music, the interference of the spirit of rock music onto the Disc inspires Death to essentially take on the essence of heavy metal, and he rides out on a cobbled-together motorcycle, while wearing a leather jacket and holding a rose in his teeth.
Live Action TV
- In Kamen Rider Kuuga, the Gouram was originally armor for a horse that the original ancient Kuuga would ride. When Kuuga returned in the modern day, it adapted to work with a motorcycle instead.
- One episode of Kolchak: The Night Stalker featured a Hell's Angel riff on the classic Headless Horseman myth.
- Parodied in the "Erizabeth L" sketch of Monty Python's Flying Circus, in which one character points out: "It's bleeding weird having half the Tudor nobility ligging around on motorized bicycles."
- Happy Days: Fonzie's motorcycle was his "horse" on occasion.
Q: What does Fonzie feed his horse?A: 'Aaaaaaaaaay!note
- On Get Smart Smart went undercover to break up a medieval-themed biker gang which jousted on motorbikes.
- An episode of Sliders involved a world where gasoline engines are outlawed, and oil is an even more precious commodity than in Real Life. Everybody uses alternative engines but only biker gangs stick to using gas-guzzling motorcycles and constantly raid oil convoys for fuel. While their lifestyle is definitely more in line with the "biker" stereotype, one of their practices involves a duel between two gang members. How? An old-fashioned joust but on bikes and no armor.
- Parodied in an episode of Designing Women. Charlene visited a psychic who warned her to beware a shoemaker on a red horse. Not too long after, a man named Schumacher came in the room to tell them he had just hit their car with his Mustang (which was yellow, but Charlene decided that was close enough.)
- This trope is used as lyrics for Manowar song "Return of the Warlord"
- Implied in Taiji Sawada's solo song "Empty Room," with the symbolism in the "Horse is my mate" line, which, due to being Gratuitous English literally could be read as a tribute to bestiality or heroin - except the reference is that the subject of the song is entirely alone except for his "horse." Since the rest of the song is set in a fairly modern setting and the writer was a Badass Biker, it's pretty obvious the reference is not to an actual horse but a motorcycle.
- Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive", as quoted above.
- Megadeth's "The Disintegrators also has this in the lyrics:
The slayer's arrived on a black horse of steel
Trouble is coming, hell on two wheels
- In the RPG Diana: Warrior Princess, Diana's mount is a motorcycle with a horse mind.
- Warhammer 40,000 Space Marines will occasionally make use of squads mounted on massive motor cycles in the same manner as classical cavalry. The White Scars chapter is especially noted for it. They've been called Mongols on Motorbikes before for a reason.
- Eldar Shining Spear Aspect Warriors deliberately invoke a Recycled In Space take on Knights In Shining Armor - with Laser Lances while riding Jetbikes
- Imperial Guard "Rough Riders" are a light cavalry unit. Their mini comes with a horse mountnote , but is designed to be remountable; putting them on motorcycles is a popular option. (With no mechanical effect.)
- There was a rumor about a The Legend of Zelda game called A Link to the Future (a literal Urban Legend of Zelda, if you will), in which Link would ride a motorcycle called "Epona".
- What clearly isn't just a rumor, however, is that Link does get his own Epona-inspired motorcycle in Mario Kart 8 named the Master Bike. And although Eiji Aonuma was not really involved in its creation, he was definitely impressed by its design so much that he wants to incorporate it into future Zelda titles.
- In the Star Wars Conquest Game Mod for Mount & Blade, the speeder bikes replace the horses. The Riding skill now serves to determine which speeder bike can be ridden and how fast.
- The upcoming Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem has motorbikes in place of horses for cavalier transformations, complete with a horse ornament on the front. The pegasi with rocket boosters could also qualify.
- On Justice League Unlimited, cowboy-themed hero Vigilante rides a motorcycle.
- In one of the Scooby-Doo movies, there's a spear-wielding ghost knight who has a ghost horse. Fred tries to fight him using a motorcycle and a long iron pipe.
- Phantom 2040, whose predecessor had the Cool Horse Hero, has a flying motorbike instead.
- The motorcycles in Biker Mice from Mars, which sometimes acted like sentient horses.
- In Zorro Generation Z, Tornado is a motorcycle.
- Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: In "Stand and Deliver", in the Villain of the Week is the Dandy Highwayman, a high-tech version of The Highwayman who rides a motorbike instead of a horse.
- One episode of The Real Ghostbusters had Peter falling for the pretty female descendant of Ichabod Crane just in time for a new Headless Horseman to show up riding a motorcycle and throwing flaming motorcycle helmets at people.
- A common vehicle in 3rd-world Asia is the "autorickshaw", essentially a buggy pulled by a motorcycle.
- This◊ recruitment poster.
- The Italian regiment Reggimento Corazzieri (literally Cuirassiers' Regiment), the honor guard of the president of the republic, was, in most of its incarnations, a cavalry unit (either of mounted archers or cuisassiers), and currently alternates between horses big enough to not appear small with the tall soldiers of the regiments and equally enormous bikes◊.
Basically the same principle, but not with motorbikes:
Anime and manga
- Nellybelle, the loyal steed of Roy Rogers' sidekick Pat Brady, was a jeep. (Being a sidekick, Pat didn't rate a Cool Conveyance; when he went by hoof, he got a mule.) Roy himself always rode his Cool Horse Trigger, even in modern-day adventures.
- In one film adaptation of Richard III, the title character is a Nazi. Upon getting his car stuck in mud, he yells the famous "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!" line.
- In Pretty Woman, the protagonist wanted someone to pick her on a white horse. Her love interest used a white limousine instead.
- Lampshaded in We Were Soldiers, where Colonel Moore theatrically explains to his officers that helicopters are horses that you don't have to feed or catch. The film, and the book it was based on, both center around one of the first US Army Air Cavalry units. In Real Life, the helicopter pilots were notorious about breaking uniform violations by sporting old Cavalry scout hats instead of their uniform caps.
- In Herbie Rides Again, the titular car decides to defiantly participate in a medieval-themed "jousting" tournament (they even referred to the track as a "list") which basically was duels of cars (given names from the Arthurian legends) playing Chicken.
- Fire and Hemlock Tom Lynn acquires a cool horse, which he exchanges for a cool car, because horses are a bit out of fashion. The horse and car are very similar to each other, roughly the same colour, and the car is difficult to handle, as is the horse.
- In On a Pale Horse, the first of Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series, the Grim Reaper's pale horse can become a pale Cool Car, or a pale Cool Boat.
- The country song "Suds In The Bucket" by Sara Evans gives the fairy tale character a country spin.
When her prince pulled up - a white pickup truck
Her folks shoulda seen it comin' - it was only just a matter of time
Plenty old enough - and you can't stop love
She stuck a note on the screen door - "sorry but I got to go"