Funny: You Tube Poop Authors M To Z
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- Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.
Twilight Sparkle: She's a bitch.
Crowd: A what?!
Twilight Sparkle: A bitch, and she was born a bitch.
Applejack: Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
- Something Hilarious in Hindsight that happened with this video is that at one point it really was no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
- Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
- "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
- "Don't ever let me catch you doing my mother again!"
- This scene:
Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this. Pinkie Pie: She'll die! Twilight Sparkle:
She will not. Pinkie Pie:
Give her time...
- The Irregular Show: Episode 1:
- The Irregular Show: Episode 2:
Benson: I can't even take a shower without you guys screwing—
Benson: Fuck no!
- The Irregular Show: Episode 3:
- If you pause at the beginning you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".
Mordecai: Rule number 115: No food on the floor.
(they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror)
Rigby: Fuck that!
Mordecai: Rule number 116: No shit on the floor.
: What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!
- Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
- When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
- Benson shows them Rule 34, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".
Benson: Life without rules is chaos.
Benson: Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE!
Mordecai: You know what? We're sick of all your shit.
Benson: YOU'RE FIRED!
Benson: GET OUT!
- Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
- Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he dismembers Rigby with a chainsaw. In the epilogue Rigby gets sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
- Twilight Wreaks Havoc Onto Bronyville:
- Gumball being offended by Robotnik's implied pedophilia, leading to the latter killing the former with a Rasengan.
- This bit:
Prof. Oak: Shocking, isn't it?
Applejack: Are you tryin' to kill mah sister? Robotnik:
Well, to be truthful, that song sucked balls. (runs screaming after Applejack tries to kick him in the head
Come back here!
- Twilight going mad while incarcerated:
Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that fucking fillies can be so much fun.
- Dan Vursiz Da' Whirld, a bizarre tale of a revenge plot on a dentist spiraling into madness.
- Chris hitting Dan in the face with a sledgehammer.
- Dr. Rabbit preparing to molest Dan. Predictable, but hilarious nontheless.
- Dan KOing Chris Super Smash Bros. style.
- Chris punching Dan in the face in response to him calling him stupid.
- Dan reavealing a secret entrance then Chris getting crushed by a stone fist.
- He's getting away! GET HIM!
- Gaston punching himself off a cliff.
- When I was a lad, I ate four dozen viagras to help my dick get large!
- Gaston's dick then gave out due to the viagra pills he swallowed.
- IT'S NOT CHILI DOGS, IT'S COCAINE!
- Robotnik Debuts On Eggman X
- Highlights of McFly Farm's Back to the Future-themed Back to the Headf*ck series include:
- Doc asks Marty, "Why?" in slow motion before giving him a Nightmare Face.
- A Running Gag has Marty and Doc stare into each others' eyes while romantic music plays.
- Biff's goons hit Marty so hard that the video changes into the Blue Screen of Death.
- Biff tells Marty that his car is "...all waxed up, ready for tonight." Marty opens the garage, and finds a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe waiting for him.
- One video takes the train scene of Back to the Future Part III, and replaces Clara with...a Doc Brown Doppelgänger.
- Biff Does the Mario
- In Link and the Hyrule Gang series:
Gwonam: Ganon and his minions are throwing a party at my house!
Ganon: (while wearing a party hat)
The King: 'Scuse me while I take a shit! (farting noises)
*camera zooms out*
The King: Uh...next scene!
- In Episode 5, the Gang acts out the original opening cinematic of Link: The Faces Of Evil, only this time Link plays the King's role and vice versa. Zelda reluctantly joins in, acting as Gwonam, but The King points out that she forgot the carpet, causing her to snap and attack the camera.
- Ganon does poetry. That is all.
- Gwonam teaching the King how to say Koridai.
- Episode 6 has the King consulting Gwonam in order to find out if he's going to hell.
Gwonam: Are you...what?
The King: Am I going to hell?
Gwonam: Are you serious?
The King: I'm cereal.
Gwonam: Now, what made you think about this?
I watched a YouTube Poop of me dying and going to hell.
- Gwonam and the King decide to play horse, but not before Gwonam addresses the viewers and the hilarity that ensues after it:
Gwonam: You don't wanna see how we play horse. It's so boring. You won't like it. Trust me. Hurry up, King!
The King: I've gotta get the ball! Coming!
Gwonam: That is no ball! That's Mario Head!
Oh, nice arm you got here! *holds up knife* Can I have it?
Annotation: Is that a threat?
- The entirety of Episode 8. Especially the ending.
- Episode 10 has these gems:
Link, we're having a cereal
Great, I'll grab the LinkyO's!
- Link talking to himself after he's left to watch the house.
"No rules, no fights, no generic sex jokes
...just me enjoying a peaceful day."
- Zelda having to put up with Gwonam and The King's antics.
"This is the last time I go anywhere with you dipshits."
- Caillou has no friends:
Grandma: What's the matter, kids?
Girl: I have AIDS.
Grandma: Don't you have any friends?
Caillou: No, I don't.
Cue the Price is Right losing horn
- When Grandma mentions Leo:
Grandma: What about that boy, Leo?
Caillou: Leo's funny!
Cue PINGAS repeated multiple times
Mommy: What's so funny you two?
Caillou: Nothing, mommy.
Mommy shuts the door
Caillou: *farts* Cum! *he and Leo laugh*
- When Grandma asks about more friends, Caillou farts - then Grandma lets out a Cluster F-Bomb.
Grandma: What about Gilbert? Isn't he your friend?
Gilbert: ... *runs away* RUN!
- All of Mr. Hinkle.
- The ending.
- Caillou has an unhealthy obsession with his T-shirt and yodeling
- At the beginning, when the grandma asks the kids if they want to hear a story. The kids proceed to stare at her for a month.
- I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious. This troper lost it somewhere around the 2:51 part, and is genuinely surprised he made it all the way there.
- Freef tacos and boring tuna
- "You're gonna clean my nuts when you use your Shticky."
- "Your husband's in the cabinet. Your husband's even in the car. And ladies, your husband is a real pussy."
- "Works on all fabrics, from white cheese to yellow cheese."
- "Look, here's a hard-boiled egg."
- "Stop wasting threef paper lint rollers."
- "Tacos hide deep in the carpet, but with the special taco attachment, the Shticky grabs the tacos that the vacuum just can't get."
- "But if you call within the next two seconds, 'cause we can't do this all day, you're gonna get the boring tuna for $19.95."
- Impact Clean by Billy Mays
- "Anthony Sullivan, you asshole! Don't mess with Billy Mays!"
- "The balls, in balls of your balls. The balls break down, and when Billy Mays occurs, the balls soaks up the Mays, and the Billy now ripples throughout Billy Mays' balls!"
- "Powered by the water you breathe, activated by the red wine that you and I drink."
- "A $6 burger, all for just $19,999"
- "Long live Billy Mays, or I'll run over your hands with this 6000 pound car!"
- "Wow, what's this?" "It's detergent, bitch."
- "Whether you're a runner, a runner, or a stay-at-home runner, you don't deserve the comfort of Impact Clean!"
- This one (Puella Magi Madoka Magica spoilers). Black Comedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. "She's gettin' eaten by a shark! Also, the ending:
Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy: THAT WAS DELICIOUS!
Madoka and Sayaka: *gasp*
Real Super Sand/MisterEpik
- Link's Sexual Frustation:
Link:I'm going to fuck Glutko!
Gwonam: Glutko is evil.
G: Glutko is Ganon's minion.
G: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
G: Ganon and his minions are evil.
- King Harkinian is Attacked by an Army of Angry Black Men. Notable for using two pieces of Awesome Music.
- Link forgets how his arms work
Zelda: Father! Stop! Don't hurt him!
King Harkinian: Fuck you! -slap-
- The beginning of the video "King Harkinian Uses All His Wit and Cunning to Escape From Ganon".
Gwonam: "Here I come! Your majesty, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!
Shot of Impa
Gwonam: "Impa! You are a slut!"
Impa: "You smell like shit!"
Gwonam: "Enough! Where is your majesty?!"
Impa: "Ganon captured the king!"
Gwonam: "Ganon is a prick!"
- "King Harkinian Breaks the Mold":
Link: "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
King Harkinian: "Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
Link: "What the fuck did you just say?!"
King Harkinian: "I said "Link, this peace is what all true warriors!""
Link: "Say "Mah boi!" you fucking king!"
King Harkinian: "Go away, I won't say it!"
Gwonam: "Your majesty, it is time to eat dinner!"
King Harkinian: "I don't want dinner!"
Gwonam shows a poker face
Zelda: "You're not my father!"
King Harkinian: "Oh!"
One month later
Zelda: "Link, we're going to Gamelon!"
King Harkinian: "Can I go to Gamelon, too?!"
Gwonam: "Fuck off, your majesty! You're unwelcome!"
King Harkinian: "Hmm... shit!"
- The King Learns What "Omnipotent" Means. The King declares Hyrule a fascist nation, turns huge, and runs rampant. It's short, but quite funny.
- The Raccoon Wouldn't Stop Asking for Favors, all of it. Especially this part:
Mordecai: Sorry about ruining your shot earlier.
Mordecai: In honor of your win, I made you a trophy!
- The entirety of I Enrage the Chubby Kid Who Likes to Take His Shirt Off
Carly: And that's all the time we have for Gibby!
Gibby: But I'm not done throwing nuts at poor people.
Sam: Yeah you are. Take care. (pushes him aside, stuff is heard breaking)
Carly: Now, you may be asking yourselves, do Carly and Sam care about cocks?
- Gibby shows Tasha a video that reads FUCK YOU TASHA.
Expecting a Rick Roll?
- I have plan for you: More pain. HERE I COOOOME!! KISS ME!
- The Billy Mays Channel
- "Churnt-on beese!"
- "Wow, a toilet! All this toilet really needs is whopping six pound balls of steel!"
- "Hi, Billy Mays here! Do you enjoy my agonizing shouting?" "I suppose." (WHAM) "Shut up, old man!"
- "Hi, doctor Billy Robotnik here to smash your car!"
- "I'll spray myself down with some corrosive acid. OH MY GOD!"
- "Get off the damn ball. You don't deserve the ball, bitch!"
- "Billy Mays here for Billy Mays.com. it's the Billy Mays you want wherever you are. Mighty Shine, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and so much more."
- How I Met Your Medic. The part with the Pain Mode on the medigun, with which the medic starts teamkilling his own teammates.
- Also the part where the spy is overly excited at his promised Mercy Kill.
- SPESS MEHRENS, WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA.
Indrick Boreale: We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous defensive and simultaneous, multiple, defensive and multiple devastating deep strikes!
- Wilford Brimley Keeps His Pimp Hand Strong. Highly NSFW, of course. A sample:
Wilford: Well, lemme warn ya: as a result of your financial dilemma, you're gonna fuckin' die, bitch. No one is more serious, understand? C'mon, get my fuckin' cheddar!
- Hotel Mario Bloopers 2. The best part is the credits, which take up half the running time and are well worth it to read.
This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.
Stuart K. Reilly
- Gassy the Perverted Pirate and His Pet Skidworm
Mr. Krabs: (seeing Squidward eat garbage) Squidward! You should be ashamed, eating out of that garbage with your dick!
(Squidward examines the contents of his tongue and screams)
(Two hours later)
SpongeBob: We're gonna have so much fun! First, we can have sex with the balloon!
Patrick: Yeah! Then we can kill Squidward with the balloon!
SpongeBob: Yeah! Then we can eat the balloon, and burn it to a crisp!
Patrick: Yeah! Then we can take a dump on the balloon with a whale!
Patrick: So, it's come to this.
(SpongeBob and Patrick are forced into prostitution)
- The Death Trap That is the Wusty Wab
- ALL of "The King's Secret", once said to be the There Will Be Blood of YouTube Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
- Pretty much every poop by SwishFilmsinc is one long CMOF. This comment on the "The King's Secret" says it all.
You're the best. That's all there is to it.
- When you get such a comment from none other than WalrusGuy himself, you know it must be true.
- The King's Unreasonable Demands
The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Duke Onkled: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away.
Fari: Yes, my liege. ...
The King: ...
Fari: ... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Shrek Wants His Swaws Back.
- "I live in a sign! I put up swamps! Im A TiT!" O_o
- "People of Dulock! I suck your cock!"
- "Maybe I could have fluids! An entire head put the villagers on a plate, got their spleen cut open with a knife and drink their ogre! Does that sound good to you?" DRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- "It's time for you to meet today's eligible BITCHelorettes!"
- "Bachelorette #2 is a cape-wearing girl from the land of FUCK ASS! Although she lives with seven other men, she's notty! Just kiss her DICK! She is DEAD!"
- Donkey getting sucked into a black hole while he's stuck at the entrance to Duloc.
- "Shine your shoes, wipe your...ASS!"
- "You FUCK ASS!" "I'm a FAGGOT!" "You DICK!" "My ASS! "Your ASS?!"
- "Two things, OK? Shit! Shit!"
- "And what would a brave knight be without his NON?" "All right, I hope you heard that, she called me a NON."
- Harry Potter And The Sauce Curse.
- "Yer a wiziziw a reY." "I'm a... what?" "A wiwiw!" "I'm... just... BULL COCK!"
- "They are GryffinDOR, Hufflepufflehuff, Ravencock, and Slils."
- "Any rule breaking, and you will EARN points." DZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZ
- "Anything off the trolley, dears?" "No thanks." DZZZZZZZZZ "Ass ass ass ass!"
- Harry masturbating.
- Ron's comments on Every Flavor Beans.
Ron: There's Cock And PeNis, and there's also... spinips, lil, and trirt. George swears he got a bo-o-o-o-DZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-flavored one once.
- "Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your COCK!"
- "Each team has 3 players: 7 chasers, 1 beaters, 2 keeper, 7 balls."
- You Must Have 7 Balls To Play Quiditch
- The mountain troll is Shrek.
- Harry and Snape's loud battle, the mother of all ear rapes:
- "It's SUS, not SAS!"
- The Blue Monkeys Want our Sauce.
- Mad Eye Moodie Gets Mad.
- °3°. All of it, since most of it is too hard to quote.
- A Serious Cultural Moment.
: Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie (the Pi symbol appears)
and roll (An image of Roll.EXE appears)
and tart! (the word tart appears)
- Dialbort Reaches for the Stars; especially the YTPMVs.
- Symptoms include BLURRRR, MUUUUU, and ZIIII, the conclusion is, it's a bad thing.
- This is a scientist, I'm preposterous!
- I am SO customer focused, you are SO customer focused, I am NOT customer focused.
- We're we're we're we're happy days are happy days are HAPPY DAYS ARE
- Not running with a sax, you're Hulk Hogan!
- Robotnik You Are Too Fat To Be President
- The Frasier-style opening.
- I've (long chain of nonsense) at the home.
- Forget about the past, Wes, let's talk about your mama DISGUSTING
- A dozen cans of hair spray, a gross of tooth spray, a little mascara, and for public speaking a little mascara, and for public paste, a broken tooth (breaks a record in reverse) drocer THE VOTERS EXPECT IT
- A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of gold, a couple of buckets full of gold, and he's gotta love pot, and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
- Alright I'll try him. Heel! (dog bites his leg, loud, grainy noise plays)
- I found an old cigar butt, this used coffee butt, a piece of blown butt, and this old bunch of fish heads.
- Are you nuts? Yes.
- Weasley dancing to Deep Purple.
- You refortrated my decotress?!
- You men in power are so HAAA
- Have you been kissing another woman?! Oh yes.
- My opponent tries to tell you I am the best, but if you vote for me you'll get a scoundrel.
- Mr. President, let me tell you two words: ice dispenser!
- I HATE THAT duck.
- Dr. Wily is a Filthy Old Man
- Once Mega Man is out of the Mega way, the whole Mega world will bow Mega down to Mega Mega Mega MEGA
- Destroy Mega Ma-aM ageM
- Nobody destroys me but Mega Man!
- GARBAGE COLLECTORS!
- Submit to me. If you don't, I'll fuck you to the ground, one by one!
- And here is a little reminder of what will happen if you don't comply. (Beat, Dr. Light's head explodes)
- Stupid goody goody goody, stupid shoes, goody two-shoes, goody two stupid, cozy little, cozy goody goody goody, little two cozy stupid shoes raar.
- Time to give Mr. Mayor a little butt sex.
- You've never seen a cock like what I have in store for youuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu. *monitor goes off, then on again* Uuuuu-uuuuu.
- Heee buuusteeed mmmyyy blaaasteeerrr!
- Skarr gets the first comment
- Here's some nice ASS the wife made, it's got bits of fruit and PAIIIIIN!!!
- Be careful with that! It's an atomic- ZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZH .... Hot-Pants-Ray-Pants-Hot-Hot-Gun-Ray-Pants-Gun.
- I'm a good neighbor. I mow the lawn, I scrub the grout, I mow the lawn, I clip coupons, I clip coupons, I clip the lawn, I scrub the lawn, I scrub coupons, I scrub little boys.
- I reject you! I reject you! !uoy tcejer I I reject you! Believe it or not, I REJECT YOU!!
- IT'S FUN TO ACCESSORIZE! *wide blank smile*
- NOTHING MUCH TO DO WITH FATHER TED
- NOT A FATHER TED CLIP
- "There's a hole down the top of your jumper." "Really, Ted? I BELIEVE IT!"
- Let's have a screeching competition! (turns into Giygas)
- Hercules Hooks Break Your Back!
- "You just push, set, and break your back!"
- "Proudly break your back in your office or kids' room!"
- "The secret is its reinforced steel design, that penetrates your back!"
- "We'll also include our Laser Marker Precision Back Breaker, yours free!"
- Wilford Brimley buys drapes that don't match the carpet
- "I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about diabeetus and how it's [bleep]ed me in my life. Thanks for your time. Have a good day."
- (Wilford waves his hands back and forth) "You know, when you first find out you have diabeetus and dna suteebaid evah uoy tuo dnif tsirf ouy nehw, wonk uoY"
- "And he explained things to me in a language that I don't understand. And I think the most important thing he said to me was…" (reversed, compressed, and filtered) ".leef ll'uoy retteb eht dna retteb teg ll'uoy retsaf—era uoy tnegilid erom eht dna ,sgniht eseht ot yap uoy noitnetta erom ehT."
- "I'm surrounded by ice cream. I promise you, I do feel better."
- "Now today, we're constantly bombarded by well-meaning people giving out what they consider to be ice cream. Well, lemme warn ya. Although they are well-meaning, and in many cases, very well-educated in their profession, they're not necessarily giving out ice cream. Your diet should be disgusting and prescribed by qualified diabetic technicians."
- "Liberty Medical is a company that's staffed with people that I don't understand who are willing to help you in your dilemma. And it is a dillellid a si ti dna amellidillema, and it is a dilemma."
- "Kaboom, and the diabeetus is gone."
- Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh (reupload):
Winnie the Pooh: I want to touch you.
Piglet: Noo! P-Pooh, I'm c-celibate.
Winnie the Pooh: No you're not.
Piglet: Pooh, just talking about sex is sc-c-scary.
Winnie the Pooh: Oh let's do it.
Rabbit: I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no!
Tigger: No, no, no puh-roo!
Rabbit: Fuck you Tigger.
(Rabbit goes behind Tigger in arousal)
- Gaston plays "Lefou's Quest IV": Just all the point and Click Gags.
Gaston: Everyone knows her father is a lunatic! He was in here tonight, raving.
[Cut to Maurice literally raving in the bar, lights flashing everywhere]
Gaston: Woah! Slow down, Maurice!
[Maurice does not slow down.]
- "Yeah! Even marry him!" *shows Justin Bieber*
- Monsieur D'Arque coming to get Maurice.
Belle: May I help you?
: I've come to collect your money.
(Belle closes the door and starts shooting at him; opens the door with a troll face, closes the door and opens it again without the face)
Monsieur D'Arque: Eh, father.
- Gaston throws a torch at some exploding barrels, gets blown into space, and collects lard, donuts, and Babar before crashing into the Beast's castle.
- "It's over, Beast! TACO BELL IS MINE!!!"
- Belle's face when she sees Gaston instead of the Beast.
- Robotnik Picks the Wrong Religion: *gasp* "SONIC! Are you telling me the hedgehog is a Hindu? WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYY?!"
- Mowgli Can't Enjoy His Banana:
Give me the power of man's red flower so I can be like you! Bagheera:
Fire?! Death Star operative:
Commence primary ignition. [begins to fire the Death Star's laser] Bagheera:
NOT YET!! Darth Vader:
Crap. [the Death Star explodes]
- MDOM Deleted Scene: Bronies.
(Kaa with a trollface on his head sees Mowgli, slithers down and reads from 'The Script'
, then slithers up to Mowgli)
- Gentlemen; Emperor Cosby
Mowgli: I'm not afraid...
[Yoda pops up from nowhere]
- Ganon saying the Frosted Flakes slogan "They're Gr-r-reat!" at the end of The Grand Spankin' New Adventures of He-Man.
- Skeletor raising his arms, revealing mushrooms growing in his armpits... and Mario snagging an One-Up in the process.
- Followed by the Cosby Comet destroying a probe Skeletor sent. The look of disbelief and his cry of frustration just add to it.
- Simba and Nala Go To White Castle
Zazu: Your parents will be killed.
- The ending is actually quite humorous:
: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this
happen in the movie?!
- Mowgli Learns Not To Yodel In the Jungle, the cameo of Chuck Norris right at the start is just the beginning.
- "Mama Luigi Leaves The Stove On"...FOR REAL THIS TIME.
- "Gaston's Ultimate Mission To Obtain Some Taco Bell" is just one giant moment of funny.
- "Stromboli collects Youtube Poop" "...Home?!"
- "Piano Wizzer"
- "Start a lifetime of gay music that also teaches you to almost read music. Let music grow your penis" ("HUNDRED PERCENT!")
- The Overly-Long Gag involving "in living color"
- "All for just over 9000."
- The Many Deaths of Mowgli is a #1 classic because of how humorous it is.
- Cube (Rated M for Mature)
- "Pick up your cock and enter another world"
- "Every goal leads to a new color level: Blue, green, orange, green, orange, blue, orange, orange, blue, green, orange, green, green, neerg" (cue Running In The 90's)
- "And just maybe, if you're enough of a masturbator, you'll reach Level Red, where you'll face the dreaded King."
- Jesse Ventura Confronts a Serial Rapist and is shot by Mentally Unstable security guards.
Ross Mandell: I spent five years on Wall Street as a pillager and a rapist, and eventually as the CEO of my own rape and pillage firm.
Jesse Ventura: You have a small penis compared to my massive governor cock!
Ross Mandell: That's totally false! In fact Jesse, I'm about 60 tons more than you!
Jesse Ventura (voiceover): Everything Ross Mandell was saying was bullshit. No one is bigger than Jesse Ventura!
Ross Mandell: It's not a conspiracy.
Jesse Ventura: Then what is it?
Ross Mandell: It is a COCK-spiracy!
Jesse Ventura (voiceover): And there it is again. Another lame sex joke!
Jesse Ventura: How do I answer when people say to me "Ross has a small penis! Governor Ventura, how can you believe a man with a small penis?"