Funny / You Tube Poop Authors M To Z


Maple Pony
  • The Wing Trap
    • "Dear Twilight Sparkle, The spell contained on the last page of this book is shit. Rewrite it."
    • "The others have concerns, I'm in love with Mr. Burns
    • "Here's some nice, juicy Rainbow Dash for you to munch on!"
  • Wonderbolt Catastrophe
    Rainbow Dash: I quit
    Spitfire: Already? That's an academy record!
    • Before that:
    Rainbow Dash: Permission to enter, ma'am?
    Spitfire: (uninterested) What is it, Rainbow Dash?
    Rainbow Dash: I had the best time—
    Spitfire: (even more uninterested) Whatever, Rainbow Dash.
    Rainbow Dash: And you made me a wing pony!
    Spitfire: (totally uninterested) F*ck you, Rainbow Dash.


  • Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.
    Twilight Sparkle: She's a bitch.
    Crowd: A what?!
    Twilight Sparkle: A bitch, and she was born a bitch.
    Applejack: Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
    • Something Hilarious in Hindsight that happened with this video is that at one point it really was no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
    • Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
    • "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
    • "Don't ever let me catch you doing my mother again!"
    • This scene:
    Twilight: "I don't want anyone thinking I jack off to ponies, like Trixie!
    Trixie: Neigh!
    Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this.
    Pinkie Pie: She'll die!
    Twilight Sparkle: She will not.
    Pinkie Pie: Give her time...
    • Twilight trolling Rainbow Dash.
    Twilight Sparkle: Remember, Rainbow: The Game!
    Rainbow Dash: I lost...

  • The Irregular Show: Episode 1:
  • The Irregular Show: Episode 2:
    Benson: I can't even take a shower without you guys screwing—
    (Benson's towel falls off, Rigby tries to lick his exposed junk)
    Benson: Fuck no!
  • The Irregular Show: Episode 3:
    • If you pause at the beginning you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".
    Mordecai: Rule number 115: No food on the floor.
    (they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror)
    Rigby: Fuck that!
    Mordecai: Rule number 116: No shit on the floor.
    Rigby: What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!
    • Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
    • When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
    • Benson shows them Rule 34, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".
    Benson: Life without rules is chaos.
    Benson: Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE!
    Mordecai: You know what? We're sick of all your shit.
    Benson: What?
    Rigby: Yeah.
    Benson: YOU'RE FIRED!
    (cue the opening flute of Céline Dion's "My Heart Will Go On")
    Benson: GET OUT!
    • Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
    • Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he dismembers Rigby with a chainsaw. In the epilogue Rigby gets sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
  • Twilight Wreaks Havoc Onto Bronyville:
    • Gumball being offended by Robotnik's implied pedophilia, leading to the latter killing the former with a Rasengan.
    • This bit:
    Scratch: I can't believe Dr. Robotnik is Dr. Robotnik!
    Prof. Oak: Shocking, isn't it?
    Applejack: Are you tryin' to kill mah sister?
    Robotnik: Well, to be truthful, that song sucked balls. (runs screaming after Applejack tries to buck him in the head)
    Applejack: Come back here!
    • Twilight going mad while incarcerated:
    Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that fucking fillies can be so much fun.
    Celestia: O:
    Pops: Oh, I agree.
  • Dan Vursiz Da' Whirld, a bizarre tale of a revenge plot on a dentist spiraling into madness.
    • Chris hitting Dan in the face with a sledgehammer.
    • Dr. Rabbit preparing to molest Dan. Predictable, but hilarious nontheless.
    • Dan KOing Chris Super Smash Bros. style.
    • Chris punching Dan in the face in response to him calling him stupid.
    • Dan reavealing a secret entrance then Chris getting crushed by a stone fist.
    • He's getting away! GET HIM!
    • Gaston punching himself off a cliff.
    • When I was a lad, I ate four dozen viagras to help my dick get large!
      • Gaston's dick then gave out due to the viagra pills he swallowed.
  • Robotnik Debuts On Eggman X


  • Harlequin Tries to Hit On Lupay, a short poop which teaches viewers how not to hit on someone you like:
    Lupay: You're someone who must die!
    Harlequin: Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits.


MeiAIDS (Retired)
  • Toy Story 3. An opening credits sequence, Woody and Buzz dildos falling in love and having sex for two minutes straight to Petula Clark's "Downtown", then four minutes of demented Toy Story images to "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?".
  • Dr Phil - Soulja Boy
    • "There's nothing clean about DOCTOR PHIL"
    Doctor Phil: Smiles while Bowser's laugh from Hotel Mario is heard

  • This video is an entire 4 minutes worth of laughs by the name of "U Want Cake In Teh Mornin!?!?".
  • A Meener Evil is an epic YouTube Poop, with notable funny moments including:
    • Michael Rosen getting the castle door slammed in his face.
    • What's Michael Rosen's reason for flying over to Hyrule (when he thought he was going to Holland)? To get away from the 48 kids in his class, of course!
    • The group of heroes going into Mark Sabine's restaurant and ordering some foor, but all they get is marmalade and vindaloo (which happens to be made of lamp oil).


  • The ending to D'oh Yogi!: The Unaired Series Finale:
    Cindy Bear: Honestly, Yogi, it's your fault!
    Yogi Bear: M-my fault?
    Ranger Smith: I told you Yogi was no good, sir!
    Doggie Daddy: I'm afraid I've got no choice but to remove you from da fresh and new line-up!
    Dick Dastardly: D'oh Yogi! is cancelled, cranberry head!
    Skeeter: We did it!
    Kermit the Frog: Yayyyyy!
    Yogi: I mean, what's that guy got that I do not got?
    Boo-boo: About a hundred million fans.


  • SpingeBill Teaches How to Poop
    • The ending, where SpongeBob and Squidward are Nazis are and horrified that Mr. Krabs comes out like a Jew (complete with holding a $100 bill). SpongeBob tries to call the Navy, but instead has a Jewish Mother on the phone.
    Squidward: Attention everyone, run for your lives! JEWS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! (beat) OUR WORLD!


MrPoopMeister (Retired)
  • Caillou has no friends:
    • The opening:
    Grandma: What's the matter, kids?
    • This:
    Grandma: Don't you have any friends?
    Caillou: No, I don't.
    Cue The Price Is Right losing horn
    • When Grandma mentions Leo:
    Grandma: What about that boy, Leo?
    Caillou: Leo's funny!
    Cue PINGAS repeated multiple times
    Mommy: What's so funny you two?
    Caillou: Nothing, mommy.
    Mommy shuts the door
    Caillou: *farts* Cum! *he and Leo laugh*
    Grandma: What about Gilbert? Isn't he your friend?
    Caillou: ...
    Gilbert: ... *runs away* RUN!
    • All of Mr. Hinkle.
    • The ending.
  • Caillou has an unhealthy obsession with his T-shirt and yodeling
    • At the beginning, when the grandma asks the kids if they want to hear a story. The kids proceed to stare at her for a month.

  • I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious. This troper lost it somewhere around the 2:51 part, and is genuinely surprised he made it all the way there.





  • Freef tacos and boring tuna
    • "You're gonna clean my nuts when you use your Shticky."
    • "Your husband's in the cabinet. Your husband's even in the car. And ladies, your husband is a real pussy."
    • "Works on all fabrics, from white cheese to yellow cheese."
    • "Look, here's a hard-boiled egg."
    • "Stop wasting threef paper lint rollers."
    • "Tacos hide deep in the carpet, but with the special taco attachment, the Shticky grabs the tacos that the vacuum just can't get."
    • "But if you call within the next two seconds, 'cause we can't do this all day, you're gonna get the boring tuna for $19.95."

  • Billy Mays Teaches Basic Appliance Usage
    • The running gag of the Handy Switch not working whenever he uses it.
    • "Just pick the lamp you want to control and plug it into the wall."
    • "Place a Handy Switch on the wall downstairs, so you don't have to go back upstairs."
    • Powerful radio frequency — May cause cancer!
    • "You'll even receive our handy [bleep]-up light

  • Billy Mays Peddles More Crap You Can't Afford
    • "Billy Mays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed..." "—the Big City Slider Station!" [color bars] "The Handy Switch." [color bars] "Zorbeez!" [color bars] "Mighty Putty." [color bars] "You shitin' me?"
    • "Has your rate gone up? Have you been turned down? Are you fed up with trying to find a light switch in a dark room? Having problems with hard water build-up? Does your kitchen have a drawer full of dull knives? We can help."
    • "I'm not talking about some discount card, I'm talking about Zorbeez."
    • "With iCan you'll finally be saying: you shittin' me?"


NexTheOverlord (Retired)





Octillery 63 (Retired)



Peter Knetter
  • "Sonic Likes Brain Milkshakes":
    • "Tails, what are you doing?" "I don't know."
    • The meteor being a duck from "Duck Hunt".
    • "This could be a Beanie Baby!"
    • When Sonic gets to the meteor before everyone else:
    Sonic: HA! Cursed!
    • Eggman trying to touch the meteor:
    Eggman: I hereby step on a rock without any regard for the rules!
    Sonic: What?
    Eggman: I don't know!
    Knuckles: Snot!
    Sonic: I respect touching the thing that you desire!
    Eggman: In that cake...
    • Shadow's random rendition of "Can't Touch This".
    • Eggman-In-Sonic's-Body talking to Amy.
    Eggman: I am Sonic! And I am so in love with you, Amy dear!
    (Amy leaves)
    Eggman: You're Sonic now, WAH!
    Amy: Did you sing?
    Eggman: No, you imbecile!
    Amy: You mean me?
    Eggman: Yes!
    • Eggman-In-Sonic's-Body's schedule.
  • "Nobody Can Read":
    • Sonic wishing for a pony.
    • Sticks getting a bomb in the mail.
    • None of the heroes can read.
    • Sonic's rendition of the letter:
    Sonic: The Awardies will be given at the Who Cares Mansion, you'll dine and mingle with Madame Stinkbottom, you'll dine on elegant guests, after which the elegant guests dine on you! After which you die!
    Amy: Try saying something nice about their perfume!
    Sticks: Something nice about their perfume!




  • This one (Puella Magi Madoka Magica spoilers). Black Comedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. "She's gettin' eaten by a shark! Also, the ending:
    Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy: THAT WAS DELICIOUS!
    Madoka and Sayaka: *gasp*


  • Wilford teaches sex ed on Sesame Street
    Wilford:Uh...That was hot.
    • "I would encourage all of you to get your parents to help you jack off."
    • "Having diabetes is not the worst thing in the world. A long time without masturbation is the worst thing in the world. There's a line in the song: Forget your troubles, come on, maturbate every 15 or 20 minutes! And ladies and gentlemen, I'm so horny the tension is unreal!"





  • CS188 Wants You to Call HOH SIS
    • "A little on the cereal sus."
    • "And… sand…"
    • When CS says "the JOJ", his face is mirrored and zoomed in while the Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme plays, a Shout-Out to CS' "No one needs foundation repair" video.
  • JoJ Jeans
  • Radicalfaith360 violates CS188
    • "It had been a while since I fucked around with the toilet!" (No...) "It had been a while since I updated FIFA '14."
    • "And so I'm gonna start cracking on new YouTube Poop re-enactments with stuff from Poops4TheWorld!" Yea, I wish.
  • Thrift Shosh
    • "I'm gonna fuck some fags, only got 20 cocks in my asshole."
    • "This is a fucking 'possum."
    • "Walk into the club like, what up, I got a big sock."
    • "This is fucking sauce."
  • Bill Nye Destroys Matter
    • "When some chemicals get together, they get together."
    • "Bill Guy the Science Nye!"
    • "Sauce rules."
    • "Bill Nye the Scion Guy!"
    • "The clothes you're watching, and the TV you're wearing…"
    • "Now here's a chemical you may have heard of. It's called cock. You know what that is? That's right, it's penis."
    • "Got a Gaga to do a chemical reaction. Put some pennies in the JoJ." (puts pennies into Richard Swiney's head) "Add vinegar and a tablespoon of sauce."
    • "It's cyan!" (get it hurr hurr)
    • "This top hat is made of torches, and it's held together by torches. These torches are made of torches. Even I'm made of torches; just about everything is made of torches."
    • "Did you know that FAAF is a chemical reaction?"
    • "I'd like to talk about Poison."

  • Pot Problems
    • Nobody's perfect, we all LaaL sometimes."
    • "Boys call me stuck up, girls call me fucked up. On behalf of all hot girls, those comments are needed."
    • "People start rumors, and say things about memes. Funny thing is, memes used to be funny."
    • "Hot girls toot." [toot]
    • "Pot pot pot pot pot."

  • Power Pressure Hooker XL
    • "What if you could prepare a HoH SiS-style meal with just the push of a button, and do it all over again in a fraction of the time?"
    • "Sucky overcooked family roast"
    • "A pot full of mouthwatering pot"
    • "You'll eat a fetus! Frozen sucks."
    • "Beans, rice, and everything nice!"
    • "Cook hearty fill-up-your-ass meals that will have them coming NUTRIENTS. Nu- Sauce Sauce Sauce Sauce."

  • Paula Peen Cooks Black People
    • "So I have asked y'all to fuck me in the ass."
    • "I caught the Pikachu."
    • "The first thing I'm gonna do is take a s**t and I'm gonna die." [cue Paula Deen tombstone] "And I'm gonna turn it up a wee little bit" [music becomes louder]
    • "I've got 6-6-6 cups of chicken cock over here."
    • "Candy has fucked it up." (Dammit, Candy!)
    • "Candy said that she put sauce, black people, and garlic in her potato soOOs. And I like the fact that my semen is in big chunks." (eew)
    • "So we're gonna put some garlic semen in there and I LOL'D."
    • "Fresh ground black people..."

  • Caillou hates small children
    • The beginning, with the grandmother sitting on the kids who are lying down on the sofa.
    • Caillou was very excited because he was going to pinch Rosie for the very first time! *pinches Rosie, and she screams* *color bars*
    Caillou: Do you want me to sing you a song?
    Rosie: Sos!

  • Make talk much gooder

  • Make talk more goodester

  • Dr. Octopus & the letter V
    • "Hi, I'm Dr. Fuckface." [color bars] "That is embarrassing."
    • "Cuss like this: Oh shit! Kiss my ass, shitface! I pick my nose."
      • [sticks her finger up her nose] "L-O-L."
    • "You are going to want to tell your friends racial slurs."
    • "EA is full of bitches."

  • Dr. Ant to knee a Johnson
    • "Hi, I'm Dr.—" *police sirens* "Oh, shit! Fuck this." [slides away]
    • "For this speech tip, we will say 'ass'. You say it... Some people say [different tone] 'ass'"
    • "I am going to join a cult." *camera pans around group, then finds Johnson*
    • "Hang yourself right now." [screaming] ("Don't actually do it.")
    • "I'm the best Pokémon trainer."
    • "Satisfying 1-on-1 sex in my butt on behalf of my staff, [cheering] and me." [silence]
    • This exchange
    Dr. Johnson: Cunt. This is such a cool word because it has the long—
    Amy: ...cock in it.
    Dr. Johnson: Shut the fuck up, Amy. That's what I was going to say.
    Amy: Thanks, Charlie.
    Dr. Johnson: HANG YOUR-SELF. [Amy looks sad while sad music plays and the screen goes black and white]
    • "We will use a word from Alien on Twitter. She says [unintelligible]."
    • "Thank you for watching this beach bitch video." [color bars] "Thank you for watching this shitty YTP video. Like us on Facebook, or die."
    • "Yoooo-gurrt."

  • noisepuppet's 'roid rage gets out of control
    • "Because today I'm somebody's mom drinking some semen."
    • "My wife is asking me if I want her to poop. The answer is 'yah!' Yes, do shit on the way home."
    • "The next question is 'Fuck Steve Harvey. He looks like a MILF!' Yes, I will do Steve Harvey."
    • "Oh, my wife says she's dead." *sad music plays* *Record Needle Scratch* "She's not dead after all." *Distorted sad music plays while he looks unhappy*

  • Some blue pillow thing
    • "Are you tired of hot, sticky semen?"
    • "Chillow, the amazing new Pillow Pet that transforms your pillow into fire!"
    • "Chillow fits perfectly inside your butt" (*anal fisting)
    • "When I get migraines, I usually use crack, but meth makes me feel better!"
    • "Order Chillow for the special TV price of ninety-ninety-ninety-nine! But WeW! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll send you sex, free! Just pay $12.99!"
      • BUT WAIT! Call in the next ninety-nine minutes, and we'll send you a separate prostitute, free!"

  • Fun times at Chuck E. Cheech
    • "Remember, every guest farts" [fart] "..and our guests always cum."
    • "You are the director of frustration. If you are not dispensing shit properly, be sure to wipe your ass."
    • "Let's see how sex can happen, before, during, and after business hours..." [cue porny music and a slow zoom-in on a gyrating car ride] "Use your heaaaaad" [HONK]
      • "Dammit, I came too early!"
    • "Try to keep all your hairy balls in your pants."
    • "During opening hours, your main objective is to make sure that every guest has safe and enjoyable sex in our game room."
    • "Remember, every kid's member is jammed in the coin mech."

  • Sex and Drugs and Steven Universe
    Pearl: You and Amethyst can be a little unstable when you fuck. We need to be careful; fuck me instead!

  • A very grammatical experience
    "I guess I lied when I said that I wouldn't touch this source again. Soz."
    • The movie-trailer opening.
    • "Hi, I'm Dr. OOOOOOOOOO"
    • *video is blurred and shifting to no clearer effect* "For this episode, we will focus."
    • "Bird." [boom]
    • "You do it." "No!" "Fuck you."
    • "Now say this word: JoJ" [color bars]
    • "I'm Dr. Antonia Johnson, president of Cock Masturbatery."
    • "This word sucks, I won't do it! This is very stupid; let me push you off this mountain, because you are a fucking dumbass!"
    • tHe "W"!
    • "I will go to a rave." *cue rave*
    • "For more information on ass reduction, DIE."
      • *Awkward silence*("Are you dead yet?")
    • "..and be sure to jizz on everything!"

  • Paula Peen serves fresh feces
    • "Hey, y'all, it's LOLiday time, and I-II-I'm gonna fry us up a turd. Um, if you've never had fried turd, y'all, you must try it. It's the best way in the whole world to eat a turd."
    • "And you can hear the shit sizzling."
    • "Now I've got like a 12 lb. turd here." "I like to rub it with SoS."
    • "I'm just gonna come in here and suck this black cock."
    • "...Herpe"
    • "You can throw out your TV now, because this is where you can find me!"
    • "Food is cock, food is French, and most of all, food is lulz!" *cue Paula kissing herself*
    • *Paula kisses little boy while "Oh Yeah" plays, then turns into Pedobear* (I'm so sorry)

  • Michael Rosen writes a book about genitals
    • "Don't pee on the baby! Don't put confetti on your titties! Don't put ants in your ass! Don't put mustard in your cunt! And don't stick your toes in the cat!
    • Mum's Dead- "A sad thing happened this week. It was my mum. When everyone was out, I went up to her, where she was hanging up. And I put my ear right close up, but she had stopped breathing. *sad music plays* I don't think Mum has noticed yet, and I don't know how to break the news to her. If I go up to her and say, 'Mum? You're dead!', I think she'd be upset."

  • Informericial: Merciful-Turdsicle
    • "Introducing EZ Butter, the fast, easy and safe way to cut your kids every day!"
    • "Alliteration guaranteed."
    • "Just open the top, slide in your dick, erberbebr, TEA"
    • "And kids absolutely LUL!" "I LUL!"
    • "Let's get slushified! ...HAIL SATAN!"
    • "And how does it feel?" "Like a dick!"
    • "Wake up in the morning with a frosty orange juice! Just squeeze your dick and let loose! The secret's in the squishy polar chambers, using dick-freeze technology to squeeze your cock and turn it into a tasty frozen treat!"
    • [woman is mixing orange juice and milk] "Ewwww...."

  • 2013's Sh!ttiest
    TAKE 1: I used to bite my breath and hold my tongue!
    TAKE 2 I used to bite my tongue and hold my breasts!
    • "I've got the eye of the tiger, FOF!"
    • "And you're gonna hear me *T-Rex noises*, louder, louder than a LOL!"

  • Game Cray Cray's Video Game Games
    • "This is like a gamer's rock-hard cock, know what I'm saying?"
    • "Playas can get mad!"
    • "The hottest gaming spot in town...Gay Pussy!"
    • The woman "looking for some video games".
    Mom: Well it's my son's birthday, and I'm looking for some video games, but I don't know if he wants video games.
    Worker: Alright, well, what console does he play?
    Mom: That's what I need, I need some video games...
    Worker: Basically, there's three platforms to pick from, the Shitbox, ShitStation, and the ShitCube.
    Mom: ...And I'm looking for some video games...
    Worker: Okay, I'm gonna have to ask you some questions. How old is your son?
    Mom: Well, it's my son's birthday, and I'm not really sure if he's in middle school.
    Worker: Okay, what kind of games does he like to play?
    Mom: His favorite is video games.
    Worker: Alright, how about DVD movies?
    Mom: You know, I'm not so comfortable with that. I'm comfortable with video games...
    Worker: Well, how about online play?
    Worker: Well, does he have friends? Will he have friends over?
    Mom: He does have a TV...
    Worker: Okay, sooosooososossss...
    Mom: You know, I'm not so comfortable with this.
    Mom: Okay, perfect.
    Worker: Okay.

  • Caillou's irrelevant chopstick adventure:
    "'s actually not a Christmas special."
    • "Your Mom, Caillou."
    • "Chopsticks can be a bitch."
    • "Caillou thought it was fucking funny that such a big-ass animal could be scared by a little bitch like Rosie."
    • "Caillou Beats His Meat"
    It was a hot hot summer day, and Caillou is gay, and Caillou is getting ready to go get it on. He had a hard cock!
    Caillou: I'm going to hell.
    Mommy: (as he is leaving) Don't forget your hat!
    Caillou: Fuck you, Mommy.
    Daddy: Fuck you, Caillou.

  • How to become vegan (the hard way)
    • "'Sup, fuckers!"
    • "A turducken is chicken an' winnigish stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside Jesus, which is probably the dopest shit I've ever heard of."
    • "Usually eaten by Sims."
    • "Isn't it nice to fuck corpses?"
    • "This is tits."
    • "You know, a perk of this recipe is that you don't have to shit. *closeup* Some of those cooking show twats, they even crap out of their ass! Isn't that fucking bullshit?"
    • "...wrap it in your favorite homemade Satan."
    • "Then, roast until it's the grossest shit you've ever seen."
    • "Next, we'll stuff our cock up a bird's ass. Isn't that fucking nice?"
    • "Eat shit. You know who eats that? We do. So eat shit, go vegan."
    • *seasons food* "...I'm gonna fuck this."



PresidentOfJelybeans (Retired)

  • Link's Sexual Frustation:
    Link:I'm going to fuck Glutko!
    Gwonam: Glutko is evil.
    L: Huh?
    G: Glutko is Ganon's minion.
    L: Huh?
    G: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
    L: Huh?
    G: Ganon and his minions are evil.
    G: ...Rick Astley. *cue Rick Roll*
    A while later in the same poop:
    G: My cock just killed Glutko.
  • King Harkinian is Attacked by an Army of Angry Black Men. Notable for using two pieces of Awesome Music.
  • Link forgets how his arms work
    Zelda: Father! Stop! Don't hurt him!
    King Harkinian: Fuck you! -slap-
  • The beginning of the video "King Harkinian Uses All His Wit and Cunning to Escape From Ganon".
    Gwonam: "Here I come! Your majesty, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!
    Shot of Impa
    Gwonam: "Impa! You are a slut!"
    Impa: "You smell like shit!"
    Gwonam: "Enough! Where is your majesty?!"
    Impa: "Ganon captured the king!"
    Gwonam: "Ganon is a prick!"
  • "King Harkinian Breaks the Mold":
    Link: "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
    King Harkinian: "Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
    Link: "What the fuck did you just say?!"
    King Harkinian: "I said "Link, this peace is what all true warriors!""
    Link: "Say "Mah boi!" you fucking king!"
    King Harkinian: "Go away, I won't say it!"
    Gwonam: "Your majesty, it is time to eat dinner!"
    King Harkinian: "I don't want dinner!"
    Gwonam shows a poker face
    Zelda: "You're not my father!"
    King Harkinian: "Oh!"
    One month later
    Zelda: "Link, we're going to Gamelon!"
    Link: "Great!"
    King Harkinian: "Can I go to Gamelon, too?!"
    Gwonam: "Fuck off, your majesty! You're unwelcome!"
    King Harkinian: "Hmm... shit!"
  • Gwonam the Extortionist throws King Harkinian into Financial Chaos
    King Harkinian: [to Impa] See this piece of shit?
    [cut to Gwonam with goofy face]
    Impa: Yes.
    King Harkinian: Do I owe him money?
    Impa: Yes.
    King Harkinian: [{Beat}] Fuck you.
    Impa: Yes.
    Gwonam: Impa is a true warrior!
    Impa: Yes.
    • And, of course, this gem:
    Gwonam: Sqwadda-fucking-la!

  • A radicalfaith360 in the life of day
    • "It happens. You saw your mom's face in the shower without any clothing 150 times."
    • "So when we found out we could not have ses, well, you said that we would still bake penis."
    • "Billy Mays' rock-hard cock penetrates radicalfaith360. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU—" (head explodes) "Kaboom!"
    • "Superheated shit in your giant medieval vagina."


Real Super Sand/MisterEpik
  • The King Learns What "Omnipotent" Means. The King declares Hyrule a fascist nation, turns huge, and runs rampant. It's short, but quite funny.
  • The Raccoon Wouldn't Stop Asking for Favors, all of it. Especially this part:
    Mordecai: Sorry about ruining your shot earlier.
    Margaret: FAGGOT!
    Mordecai: In honor of your win, I made you a trophy!
    Margaret vaporizes it with Eye Beams

  • The entirety of I Enrage the Chubby Kid Who Likes to Take His Shirt Off
    • From the beginning:
    Carly: And that's all the time we have for Gibby!
    Gibby: But I'm not done throwing nuts at poor people.
    Sam: Yeah you are. Take care. (pushes him aside, stuff is heard breaking)
    Carly: Now, you may be asking yourselves, do Carly and Sam care about cocks?
    Text: Yes
    • Gibby shows Tasha a video that reads FUCK YOU TASHA.
    Expecting a Rick Roll?
  • Super Mario Assity 2:
    King Koopa: I want my feet licked!
    (two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by DeviantArt" appears at the bottom of the screen)

redchaos87's channel
  • Prince Ojin wins the Darwin Award
    Ojin: I activate(x7) my Trap Booster spell card, with it, I burn my Satellite Cannon to a crisp.
    Jaden: What did you do that for?
    • Jaden's card requires a lot of mathematics.
    Jaden: You lose Life Points equal to my 300 multiplied by my Fusion Monster's level, multiplied by 300, multiplied by 2000, multiplied by my Fusion Monster's Attack Points, multiplied by 600, multiplied by the Satellite Cannon with the fewest Attack Points.
    Ojin: Witness my strength! Satellite No. 1, attack my Life Points.
    Jaden: What?
    Ojin: AAHHHH! (Life Points hit 0)

Richael Mosen



Ron Mad


samthepoor (Retired)
  • Spunky Jizzness, right from the beginning:
    Michael Rosen; Sup niggas, Michael in da house.
    • "So it's upstairs, into the bathroom, shut the door, and yeeeey, it was time to fuck a duck."
    • "Michael, get in my shaving soap!"
  • Michael Führer Rap, again right from the beginning:
    Michael: It's a skump in your head. It's the blump of a knump in there. It's your brains, squeezing your veins. It's your skull bursting your giraffe. It's a Michael Führer Rap. (A Stupid Statement Dance Mix of Hitler with the background instruments sounds from Michael Rosen videos ensues)



  • WWE: Awesome Edition:
    "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: A chicken fried steak sandwich is the Undisputed Champion?
    Stone Cold Steve Austin: Y2J, you said you're calling Stone Cold Steve Austin "Tater Tots"! Tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't gonna be no Tater Tots!
    • "And that's the bottom line, cause Tater Tots said so!"


  • I can't pinpoint the exact reason, but after this I cannot hear "diabetes" without laughing my ass off. (No offense to actual diabetici, of course)




Sinnedtragedy 98
  • SpingleBlab - A Day at Art Class
    Squidward: Repeat after me: I have beautiful testicles.
    SpongeBob: Nope!
  • SpingleBlab Gets a Horrible New Job
    • The title card reading "Sexual Harassment Training Video"
    Patrick: I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU!
    • "You've got a lot to learn before you're ready to shit on Squidward."
    • "Six-Six-Six" (demonic laughter is heard while lava flows in the background)
    • "You may think Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and fucker of I Give You Crabs, Inc., has always masturbated to ponies.
    • "Let's see if you've got what it takes to kill yourself."
    (cut to a silhouette of SpongeBob hanging himself from a tree...only him to fall off the noose)
    Narrator: Heh-hen, WRONG!
    • Interfacting With Your Soss
    SpongeBob: Can I have a baby?
    Mr. Krabs: No.
    Patrick: (appears from behind SpongeBob) Let's do it.
    • The ending, where a shocked SpongeBob watches a video of Patrick and Squidward eating shit on his laptop.He is so disturbed by it, that he kills himself.


SirPimpinPeacock (Retired)

  • The Billy Mays Channel
    • "Churnt-on beese!"
    • "Wow, a toilet! All this toilet really needs is whopping six pound balls of steel!"
    • "Hi, Billy Mays here! Do you enjoy my agonizing shouting?" "I suppose." (WHAM) "Shut up, old man!"
    • "Hi, doctor Billy Robotnik here to smash your car!"
    • "I'll spray myself down with some corrosive acid. OH MY GOD!"
    • "Get off the damn ball. You don't deserve the ball, bitch!"
    • "Billy Mays here for Billy it's the Billy Mays you want wherever you are. Mighty Shine, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and so much more."

    Indrick Boreale: We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous defensive and simultaneous, multiple, defensive and multiple devastating deep strikes!




Solar Werecat

soulvigilante (Retired)

  • Hotel Mario Bloopers 2. The best part is the credits, which take up half the 10 minute running time and are well worth it to read.
    This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.

Squirrelous (Suspended/Retired)




  • Gassy the Perverted Pirate and His Pet Skidworm
    Mr. Krabs: (seeing Squidward eat garbage) Squidward! You should be ashamed, eating out of that garbage with your dick!
    (Squidward examines the contents of his tongue and screams)

    (Two hours later)
    SpongeBob: We're gonna have so much fun! First, we can have sex with the balloon!
    Patrick: Yeah! Then we can kill Squidward with the balloon!
    SpongeBob: Yeah! Then we can eat the balloon, and burn it to a crisp!
    Patrick: Yeah! Then we can take a dump on the balloon with a whale!
    (balloon explodes)
    Patrick: So, it's come to this.
    (SpongeBob and Patrick are forced into prostitution)
  • The Death Trap That is the Wusty Wab
    It's Mr. Kocks' business rival, Wheel Gator!


svtfocus2821 SwishFilmsinc
  • ALL of "The King's Secret", once said to be the There Will Be Blood of YouTube Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
    • Pretty much every poop by SwishFilmsinc is one long CMOF. This comment on the "The King's Secret" says it all.
      Walrusguy: You're the best. That's all there is to it.
      • When you get such a comment from none other than Walrusguy himself, you know it must be true.
  • The King's Unreasonable Demands


    The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away.
    Fari: Yes, my liege. ...
    The King: ...

  • Jesse discovers Oswald's deepest secret
    • "Blow it out your blowhole."
    • "I am Jesse Ventura, and this is Fuck You." [cue "Fuck You with Jesse Ventura" title card] "And this is a couple tits." [cue a picture of man boobs] "Rawr."
    • "These cockuments link the killing of JFK to water."
    • "The Warren Commission's lone gunman theory relies on something called the Magic Bullet."
      • "After the assassination, Lee Havery Oswald had plenty of chances to sus, but he didn't. He popped a boner and took a taxi cab to his house a couple miles away, ......... eyay."

  • Nick Arcade - The shocking unaired series finale
    • "Jody, you're a fisherman, huh?" "I don't think so." "What kind of fishing do you do?" 'Uh—" "What's the biggest fuck you've ever caught?" "About five pounds." "It wouldn't happen to be a cock story, would it?"
    • "You can move Mikey any direction except diagonals, because he hates erections."
    • "This flying cocksucker shares its name with—" [buzz] "Red team?" "A turnip."
    • "The Nintendo Genesis from SNK."

  • Delta Pre-Flight Checklist

  • Drop that accent in two minutes! Guaranteed!
    • "Hi, I'm Dr. John 'Ant Dick' Johnson. 'S' is pronounced like this: MoM."
    • "'You have probably noticed Pat's dick.' Some people say 'Pa-tesssss dick', some people say 'Pa-tezzzzzz dick'."
    • "You say this word..." ["Kleppf" appears] "..many people say 'gaggiuh'."
    • "'Dad's ass is very hard and tight.' Many people say 'Dat ass doe'."
    • "Now use the tip of your tongue, and make it stiff and hard for this word: Buh-Looooooo-Juh-Ahh-Buh."
    • "Visit our website at"
    • "MoM!"

  • Make talk even gooderer!
    • "Hi, I'm Dr. Titty Boob"
    • "On Titter, Allah says 'S-T-F-Dick, suck taht fuck'in dick.'"
    • "These words are farts." [fart]
    • "Assfuck on Titter says 'I have figured out the difference between farts and jizz: it's SaS.'"
    • "Fuck you for watching this teeth reduction video."
    • "Be sure to LUL, or open your ass big and wide for our load."

  • CooC CaC LoL: Let's just say this, if Cool Cat Saves The Kids wasn't weird enough on its own...
    • Cool Cat watching porn sent to him by John Doe.
      • "Oh, wow! A wet dream!"
    • Cool Cat singing death metal.
    • Derek's guitar, autographed by the Van Band.
    • "Fuck that Van Band guitar! And fuck you!"
    • Cool Cat gets run over by a truck that randomly goes right through the house ("TRACTOR TRAILER!") and gets sent to hell, which is staffed by everyone's favorite speech therapist:
    Dr. Ant Dick: Hi, my name is Ant Dick, president and cockmaster. Welcome to HELL. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE You are going to DIE, your friends are going to DIE, unless you say this word accurately... ["Kleppf" appears]
    Cool Cat: OH NO!
    Dr. Ant Dick: I hope you rrrrr-ot.
    • "Hi, I'm Scott Police. School safety is extremely unimportant to everyone. Kids should bring guns to school. That's not dangerous, it's cool to bring guns to school. Remember kids, CooC CaC LoL and the Burbank Police Department do not care about you!

  • Cooc Cac Lol 2: Back in the Habit, the exciting second part in which Cooc Cac addresses gun safety.

  • Supreme Talk Make More Gooderer than Gooderest
    • Hi, I'm Doctor John "Shit Mouth" Johnson."
    • Doctor Johnson flying out of a garbage truck.
    • "I didn't wash my taint."
    • "Words are hard to pronounce. But kissing your mouth is the most difficult. Because I have no lips!"
    • "You say Poops4TheWorld! I say 'It's shit. shut it down!'"

  • A dysfunctional family teaches you to internet

  • This commercial advertises a walk-in bathtub
    Esther Quinn: I have never been safe in my life. *head flies off like a rocket*
    Esther Quinn: *head lands sideways on shoulders* I Lied. I have been safe in my life.
    Esther Quinn Premier Bath is the best gift I ever gave to myself.
    Esther Quinn: I lied. I never gave myself the best gift.

  • Judge Judy- Everyone is on trial
    Judge Judy: Miss Pattin, how old are you?"
    Renaee: Six.
    Judy: Do you have family?
    Renaee: Yes.
    Renaee: *nods* Mm-hm! Mm-hm!
    Judy: How are you supporting yourself?
    Renee: Products.
    Judy: You're a fat fucker.
    Renee: Mm-hm!
    • Later:
    Judy: Just tell me what you fucking did.
    Renaee: *thinking* Mmmmmm...
    Judy: Goodbye! Case is dismissed!
    Judy: Fuck me.
    Kelly: Okay, sure.
    Judy: Rrrr-rrr-roowr-rrowowowor-right up the cunt!
    Kelly: Okay.
    • "Stay in skooks, stay in skooks! Maybe you'll LUL!"

  • The Berenstains discover a body
    • "Small bears get big cocks!" "And sometimes they fuck at home!"
    • "You found the lost nipple!"
    • Sister Bear's Thousand-Yard Stare when Lizzie asks to play.
    • Sister talking to Mama through the stove.
    Mama: Is Lizzie a lezzie yet?
    • "Fucking yourself? Naughty, naughty." *Coitus Ensues* "Suck the balls." All while Sister is listening inside the stove.
    Sister: Six, six...six. Goodnight, Mama.
    Mama: The storm is over now, Sister.
    Sister: I'm not counting my fucking blessings. And I'm not finished yet!'
    • "Head would be nice." "Oh, yes!"

  • That Tai guy presents Aesop's Fables
    • "Well done, my son. I always appreciate you and your sex."
    • "Some people walk by, they're animal rights, they're for PETA, they say 'What kind of people don't fuck their donkey?'"
    • "They both cum into the donkey. They cross the bridge, but the donkey's heavy 'cause it's got all the cum in it."
    • "Incest is no joke. Every year, thousands of people are beheaded for blowing family members. Help put a stop to incestual romps at Remember: giving head might cost you your head"

  • Nintendo and Sega Finally See Eye to Eye
    • "And now, Jake with Jake!"
    • "This is the Nuu-nuu-Nintendo Jukebox Game Preview Display, version 2-7-0-7-0-0-2-0-0-7-37-toot."
    • "You walk up, you take your cock, put it in and take it out screwhead. Just fuck the pussy! WaiioW!"
    • "Take the screwdriver you got in your tit, and turn that little teeny, tiny cock into a 30-inch wide cock"
    • "Take a look at your fingers: up until now, they've been in your ass and doing all the work. Congratulations, you have in your possession ass fingers!"
    • "The next step is the most important thing you have to do: it's called put in a game cart, asshole!"
    • "You don't wanna be in a crowded elevator when you use the Activator"
      • "Wait about 20 seconds. Stand on your Genesis and snap your fingers"
    • "Unleash two inner warriors by giving yourself head!"

  • Wilford Plumley Talks About Vegas Pro
    • "Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to take you through the day in the life of my diabeetus." (cue remix of "Like a Boss")
    • "There's a line in a song..." (cut to Wilford playing Harmonica on The Late Late Show)
    • (*tongue click*) "Nice." (Wilford's head is pasted over Michael's)
    • "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, you know... a little zombie."






thechairman45 (Retired)



The Unhappy Orchestra

TimAJH (Retired)
  • °3°. All of it, since most of it is too hard to quote.
  • A Serious Cultural Moment.
    Jon: THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD LIKE behind. Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie (the Pi symbol appears) and roll (An image of Roll.EXE appears) and tart! (the word tart appears)
    • "Mmm-MMMMM-mmmmm-MUNCH!"
  • Dialbort Reaches for the Stars; especially the YTPMVs.
    • Symptoms include BLURRRR, MUUUUU, and ZIIII, the conclusion is, it's a bad thing.
    • This is a scientist, I'm preposterous.
    • I am SO customer focused, you are SO customer focused, I am NOT customer focused.
    • We're we're we're we're happy days are happy days are HAPPY DAYS ARE
    • Not running with a sax, you're Hulk Hogan!
  • Robotnik You Are Too Fat To Be President
    • The Frasier-style opening.
    • I've (long chain of nonsense) at the home.
    • Forget about the past, Wes, let's talk about your mama DISGUSTING
    • A dozen cans of hair spray, a gross of tooth spray, a little mascara, and for public speaking a little mascara, and for public paste, a broken tooth (breaks a record in reverse) drocer THE VOTERS EXPECT IT
    • A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of gold, a couple of buckets full of gold, and he's gotta love pot, and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
      • Alright I'll try him. Heel! (dog bites his leg, loud, grainy noise plays)
    • I found an old cigar butt, this used coffee butt, a piece of blown butt, and this old bunch of fish heads.
    • Are you nuts? Yes.
    • Weasley dancing to Deep Purple.
    • You refortrated my decotress?!
    • You men in power are so HAAA
    • Have you been kissing another woman?! Oh yes.
    • My opponent tries to tell you I am the best, but if you vote for me you'll get a scoundrel.
    • Mr. President, let me tell you two words: ice dispenser!
    • I HATE THAT duck.
  • Dr. Wily is a Filthy Old Man
    • Fool-fool-fool fell into our tra-a-a-a-ap!
    • Once Mega Man is out of the Mega way, the whole Mega world will bow Mega down to Mega Mega Mega MEGA
    • Destroy Mega Ma-aM ageM
    • Nobody destroys me but Mega Man!
    • Submit to me. If you don't, I'll fuck you to the ground, one by one!
    • And here is a little reminder of what will happen if you don't comply. (Beat, Dr. Light's head explodes)
    • Stupid goody goody goody, stupid shoes, goody two-shoes, goody two stupid, cozy little, cozy goody goody goody, little two cozy stupid shoes raar.
    • Well, that's enough Mega fun for now. On to the next step. *looks around for a little bit* On to the next step. *looks around for a little bit*
    • Time to give Mr. Mayor a little butt sex.
    • You've never seen a cock like what I have in store for youuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu. *monitor goes off, then on again* Uuuuu-uuuuu.
    • Dr. Wily.: *stares intensely at a monitor, turns to Proto Man, dramatic voice with word appearing as he says it* Souuuuup
    • Heee buuusteeed mmmyyy blaaasteeerrr!
  • Skarr gets the first comment
    • DENNIS!!
    • Here's some nice ASS the wife made, it's got bits of fruit and PAIIIIIN!!!
    • Be careful with that! It's an atomic- ZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZH .... Hot-Pants-Ray-Pants-Hot-Hot-Gun-Ray-Pants-Gun.
    • I'm a good neighbor. I mow the lawn, I scrub the grout, I mow the lawn, I clip coupons, I clip coupons, I clip the lawn, I scrub the lawn, I scrub coupons, I scrub little boys.
    • I reject you! I reject you! !uoy tcejer I I reject you! Believe it or not, I REJECT YOU!!
    • IT'S FUN TO ACCESSORIZE! *wide blank smile*
    • "There's a hole down the top of your jumper." "Really, Ted? I BELIEVE IT!"
    • Let's have a screeching competition! (turns into Giygas)

TimoteiLSD (Retired)

  • Hercules Hooks Break Your Back!
    • "You just push, set, and break your back!"
    • "It has the strength and the muscle to hang and hold up to nine pounds! Now that's super strong!"
    • "Proudly break your back in your office or kids' room!"
    • "The secret is its reinforced steel design, that penetrates your back!"
    • "We'll also include our Laser Marker Precision Back Breaker, yours free!"

  • Jeopardy: The NC-17 Cut
    • "Please call your cable service provider to register your television to view these commercials. Thank you!"
    • "If you're using a rimmiks feal, you're probably keeping this clean." "What are tiddlywinks?" "WRONG!!"
    • "Let's bet Toothless."
    • "I have a bomb strapped to my chest — Alex."




Twisted Fun Stuff Guy (Retired)

  • UltimaNova95 Poops the Charts (Vol.7) - Rihanna and Ke$ha Die Young Together
    • Rita Whora shows us how to doo-doo (How We Do)
    • Rihanna is a ho who craves for Icee (Diamonds)
    • Kesha doesn't like Beats (Die Young)
    • Nicki Minaj wants a tractor in her Va Va Vagina (Va Va Voom)
    • FloolF is grateful for his fans (I Cry)
    • P£nk becomes serious about hitting menopause (Blow Me One Last Kiss)
    "Blow me one last kiss!" (FiF)
    "When you hit us in the club, you gonna shit in the club. You gonna eat shit in the club. You gonna shit on us, up."
    "Rolling Rock, let's go. Hit the beat then let's hit the Flo. Turn it up, it's 'bout to blow, blow—" "BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS!!!!" (wth p£nk get out of teh vedio)
    "I wanna scream and scream and scream and scream"

  • Uses His #powerful Dick As An Instrument
    • "Bet she want to sus, so I took a shit. Clap."
    • And then he died.
    • "I can fly, I can fly, I can fly" [crashes into a plane] "rhenna pls"
    • "Whatever doesn't kill 'ya, only makes—you stronger!" [front-reverses over and over]
      • (EPIC HEADBANG :O)


  • Wilford Brimley buys drapes that don't match the carpet
    • "I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about diabeetus and how it's [bleep]ed me in my life. Thanks for your time. Have a good day."
    • (Wilford waves his hands back and forth) "You know, when you first find out you have diabeetus and dna suteebaid evah uoy tuo dnif tsirf ouy nehw, wonk uoY"
    • "And he explained things to me in a language that I don't understand. And I think the most important thing he said to me was…" (reversed, compressed, and filtered) ".leef ll'uoy retteb eht dna retteb teg ll'uoy retsaf—era uoy tnegilid erom eht dna ,sgniht eseht ot yap uoy noitnetta erom ehT."
    • "I'm surrounded by ice cream. I promise you, I do feel better."
    • "Now today, we're constantly bombarded by well-meaning people giving out what they consider to be ice cream. Well, lemme warn ya. Although they are well-meaning, and in many cases, very well-educated in their profession, they're not necessarily giving out ice cream. Your diet should be disgusting and prescribed by qualified diabetic technicians."
    • "Liberty Medical is a company that's staffed with people that I don't understand who are willing to help you in your dilemma. And it is a dillellid a si ti dna ammelidilemma, and it is a dilemma."
    • "Kaboom, and the diabeetus is gone."

  • Hot SUS.
    • "I wanted hot LADY and there was no hot LADY on my tray."
    • "I'm trying to blend a coconut lip gloss and a pineapple lip gloss to create a penis flavor."
    • "Emily, come here, sweetie. Spencer is going to tell you how you guys can suck balls."
    • "Hey there, balls sucking? No? Come on, we've got penis butter, we've got cock! WHO'S IN THE MOOD FOR SOME FU-" <scene missing>
    • "I'm SiiS! I'm CaaC And this is iCaaC! The only web show that makes you heart disease."
    • "To start off, Sam and I are gonna fuck!" [cue censored scene] "Anything can happen on a live web show—wohs bew evil a no neppah nac gnihtyna!"
    • This bit:
    Carly: We can't take you seriously when you're wearing duck pajama pants!
    (Cue Spencer dropping them, censored with a giant black box)
    Carly: Dick!
    Spencer: LOL!
    Spencer: FU-
    <scene missing> (again)


  • His 100 Subscriber Special! [1]
    • Right from the mail song at 0:44 "Here's the mail it fails, it makes me wanna shake ya ass, when it wails I want to cum!" It's impossible to sing along without laughing.

  • Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh (reupload):
    Winnie the Pooh: I want to touch you.
    Piglet: No! P-Pooh, I'm c-celibate.
    Winnie the Pooh: No you're not.
    Piglet: Pooh, just talking about sex is sc-c-scary.
    Winnie the Pooh: Oh let's do it.
    Rabbit: Touch me Tigger. I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no!
    Tigger: No, no, no puh-roo!
    Rabbit: Fuck you Tigger.
    (Rabbit goes behind Tigger)

Whelt (Retired)
  • It's time to let Elton John beat up dinosaurs. Overly Long Gag taken to its logical extreme. What starts out as a poop of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" becomes the last line of the song's chorus on loop for 9 minutes straight. With the exception of two Jump Scares, one partially through and one at the very end.
    • I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
  • Granny Jafar learns to live with menopause'':



Xfan91 (retired)

  • Jesse Ventura Gets Assassinated By The Government's Evil Assassins

  • Jesse Ventura Confronts a Serial Rapist and is shot by Mentally Unstable security guards.
    • The intro:
    Jesse Ventura: I've been governor...a sassy bitch...a villain...and a gay cowboy. I've been gambling all of your money...and now I think it's time you go bankrupt! I'm Jesse Ventura! And this is Your Mom- and this is your dad- and this is YOU.
    Arnold Schwarzenegger: You're one ugly motherfucker...
    • Jesse Ventura discusses what might happen in Area 51:
    Jesse Ventura: We could wind up shot, beaten, burned, eaten, shit out, raped, in jail... or all three.
    • Alex hijacking a plane and crashing it into Al Gore's house.
    • Then he meets up with Ross Mandell:
    Ross Mandell: I spent five years on Wall Street as a pillager and a rapist, and eventually as the CEO of my own rape and pillage firm.
    • Later on...
    Jesse Ventura: You have a small penis compared to my massive governor cock!
    Ross Mandell: That's totally false! In fact Jesse, I'm about 60 tons more than you!
    Jesse Ventura (voiceover): Everything Ross Mandell was saying was bullshit. No one is bigger than Jesse Ventura!
    Ross Mandell: It's not a conspiracy.
    Jesse Ventura: Then what is it?
    Ross Mandell: It is a COCK-spiracy!
    Jesse Ventura: How do I answer when people say to me "Ross has a small penis! Governor Ventura, how can you believe a man with a small penis?"
    • There's a commercial break for 1800 brand tequila, and the spokesman has some...interesting opinions:
    1800 Guy: Whatever happened to restaurants? So many places just give ya a plate with food in the middle. Personally, I like food under the plate, with a big shit in the middle. I also like eating tiny men- *is then grabbed by Jimmy and Tommy, who promptly start beating the shit out of him*
    • The scene where he confronts the officials:
    Businessman: Let's put it into perspective-
    Jesse Ventura: [interrupting] Let's not!