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MadPilot86

Maple Pony
  • The Wing Trap
    • "Dear Twilight Sparkle, The spell contained on the last page of this book is shit. Rewrite it."
    • "The others have concerns, I'm in love with Mr. Burns
    • "Here's some nice, juicy Rainbow Dash for you to munch on!"
  • Wonderbolt Catastrophe
    Rainbow Dash: I quit
    Spitfire: Already? That's an academy record!
    • Before that:
    Rainbow Dash: Permission to enter, ma'am?
    Spitfire: (uninterested) What is it, Rainbow Dash?
    Rainbow Dash: I had the best time—
    Spitfire: (even more uninterested) Whatever, Rainbow Dash.
    Rainbow Dash: And you made me a wing pony!
    Spitfire: (totally uninterested) F*ck you, Rainbow Dash.

mark3611 (Original channel taken down, all links are to reuploads)

marck3611 (Replacement channel for mark3611)
  • Billy Mays - The Drunk Jack
    • "Has this ever happened to you? You're hammered on a Saturday night, driving home from the club with a sexy young lady in the front seat and two in the back. And you're trying to decide who gets to sit on your face first. You pull over and stop your car. But instead of hearing penetration, you hear this." (sirens)
    • "The Drunk Jack transmits Billy Mays through the speakers in your car. Instead of hearing music, you hear Billy Mays, who will help you drive home. Drinking and driving is safe, and way more fun for your entire family. But in some bullshit states, it's illegal." (cue map of the U.S. with every state labelled as a bullshit state)
    • "With the Drunk Jack, you'll finally be saying… (slurred and slowed down) Taaaaaaake a loooooook at Biiiiiiilly Maaaaaaays…"
    • "Here's how it works: Billy Mays surrounds you with driving instructions so you don't have to think clearly or even keep your eyes on the road. Lemme show you."
      • "Turn right. Your other right, dumbass!" (crash) "MY LEG!" "That's the sound of safety!"
    • "And if you're still having problems with the cops, don't get frustrated, because if the Drunk Jack sees any danger, it'll explode your car. Watch this." "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?" "Time for some barbecue bacon!" (boom) "It's that easy."
    • "Call right now and we'll include a bottle of our amazing 175 proof whiskey. You'll get completely shit-hammered instantly. Just jack it and drink it. But it gets even better. You'll also receive access to Billy Mays' amazing magic drug stash. I have some prescriptions but it's mostly cocaine!"
    • "You get it all: the Drunk Jack, the whiskey, the drugs, all for just $19.99. But to make this the best deal on TV, it's yours for two easy payments of free. That's right, free, because I'm still high."
  • Billy Mays and the Ravages of Orange Glo
    Anthony Sullivan: Hi, Anthony Sullivan here for the—
    Narrator: Fuck off, Anthony, you fucking dork.
    Anthony: Just aim and spray—
    Narrator: No one likes you, not even other British people. We want Billy Mays. But first, let's fuck our ho, Sheli Sanders.
    Sheli: Welcome back. Rather than just me trying to fuck myself, I decided to invite the master fuck machine, Billy Mays.
    Billy Mays: (bursts through door) HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! Great to see you, Carla, it's —
    Narrator: No, Billy, it's Sheli Sanders.
    Billy: Fuck it, it doesn't matter. Carla did you know the biggest investment you have in your home besides your home is your home?
    Narrator: Billy, that makes no fucking sense. If you're plastered again, you're fucking fired.
    Billy: It doesn't matter, because I was paid yesterday!
    Narrator: God damn it!
    Billy: Remember this, Sheli. If you want your floors to blow, get Orange Glo. But if you want your floor to rock, then you gotta suck Billy Mays' cock!
    Narrator: That is a lie. Just use a mop.
    Anthony: Hi, Anthony Sullivan here for the Smart Mop.
    Narrator: I'm really going to kill myself.
    • Billy and Carla dimming the lights to have sex, prompting the narrator to butt in with "Damn it, you two. We paid you to advertise Orange Glo, not Ass Glo."
    • "When I first saw the Orange Glo floor care system, I thought to myself, 'Sista, please!'"
    • "So Carla, step number one is to take the Orange Glo and the hardwood floor refinisher. Step number two is to throw them out. Step number three is to show everyone your boobs." "I'd love to!"
    Narrator: Billy went out to fuck this other MILF.
    Billy: Carla number two, can you get down on your hands and knees and—actually, your children should not see this. Can we bring down the lights again?
    Billy: Carla, I can't remember why we have this Plexiglas. And what the fuck is this? I'm gonna take a shit…
    Narrator: Go home, Billy, you're drunk.
    Billy: No, fuck you, narrator.
    Narrator: I bet $5,000,000 that you cannot even use that sander without falling on your stupid fat ass.
    Billy: No problem, asshole. Watch this. (uses sander) Did ya get that, camera guy? (slips) Shit. Mother fucker.
    Narrator: You stupid ass.
  • Hulk Hogan's Brother has a 24 Inch Python
    • MMMMMMMM!
    • "I'm Hulk Hogan's brother, Ho-Ho-Hogan. And a shout-out to all my ho-ho-homos!"
  • Billy Mays sells everything and nothing
  • Dr. Rabbit - Thy Kingdom Come
    • "The tyranny of the humans over the rabbits is about to be no more! I am going to take over the world and teach the humans how to properly bow down to their new overlord, Dr. Rabbit!"
  • The Big City Toilet, Part 3
    • "Has this ever happened to you? You're on the road, far from home, and you can't make your favorite YouTube Poops because you only have your laptop. Don't get frustrated, get Windows Movie Maker! Then get frustrated, because Windows Movie Maker sucks balls. This shit should be illegal!"
    • "It has the strength to hold up to 150 times as much shit as the original Big City Toilet! And because it's only half the size of the original, you can shit in that impossible to reach area, like when you're hiding under a child's bed! Or how about shitting in a busy museum while you enjoy the beautiful art?"
    • "Call now and we'll also include the Shit Switch. Are you having problems shitting? Of course you do. Do you find yourself sitting on the toilet, but no shit comes out of your hole? Never fear, the Shit Switch is here! It's the ultimate tool for when your ass is full. Mount it on your ass and your shit will pass when you flick the switch."
    • "But I'm not done yet! Order right now and we'll send you Shit Shine! Now you can add bling to your shit and make it shine like new. Shit Shine's effervescent action revitalizes your shit and restores its natural shit luster."
    • "But I'm not done yet. Call right now and I'll make this the best deal on TV and send up to 100 cobras to attack you, and 47 million cobras to attack your entire family!"
    • "You can even shit in a rundown, 80-year-old bungalow."
    • "Are cobras too high?"

  • Jesse Ventura - Conthiracy Speory
    Siri: 9/11 was an inside job. Bigfoot is real. The Jews did this.
    • "Coming up, Jesse Ventura is violating the Geneva Conventions, then mutant Nazis violate Jesse Ventura."
    • "Long Island is gay." "Randy, in your opinion, what should be done with Long Island?" "If it wasn't so close to the east coast, they 'oughta nuke it."

MassagrafReviews

MASTERLINKX
  • Friendship is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro, Inc.
    Twilight Sparkle: She's a bitch.
    Crowd: A what?!
    Twilight Sparkle: A bitch, and she was born a bitch.
    Applejack: Born where?! I've never seen a bitch like that in these parts!
    • Something Hilarious in Hindsight that happened with this video is that at one point it really was no longer available due to a copyright claim by Hasbro Inc.
    • Pinkie Pie eating a bird.
    • "If you slowed down and looked where you were going, you'd see that you tripped over Barack Obama!"
    • "Don't ever let me catch you doing my mother again!"
    • This scene:
    Twilight: "I don't want anyone thinking I jack off to ponies, like Trixie!
    Trixie: Neigh!
    Applejack: Well, we can't just leave Rarity like this.
    Pinkie Pie: She'll die!
    Twilight Sparkle: She will not.
    Pinkie Pie: Give her time...

MasterOfZoroark
  • The Irregular Show: Episode 1:
  • The Irregular Show: Episode 2:
    Benson: I can't even take a shower without you guys screwing—
    (Benson's towel falls off, Rigby tries to lick his exposed junk)
    Benson: Fuck no!
  • The Irregular Show: Episode 3:
    • If you pause at the beginning you can see that rule 114 is "no giving head".
    Mordecai: Rule number 115: No food on the floor.
    (they proceed to knock their snacks off of the table and onto the floor, while Benson quells in horror)
    Rigby: Fuck that!
    Mordecai: Rule number 116: No shit on the floor.
    Rigby: What?! (electronic voice) That's going way too far!
    • Then Rigby's bout of explosive diarrhea afterward.
    • When they question Benson's "no unicorns" rule the scene flashes back a week earlier to Twilight Sparkle kicking a tied-up Benson and taking his gumballs.
    • Benson shows them Rule 34, followed by Rigby stating "I actually kind of like that one".
    Benson: Life without rules is chaos.
    Benson: Now get off your lazy asses and go get me another Grilled Cheese DELUXE!
    Mordecai: You know what? We're sick of all your shit.
    Benson: What?
    Rigby: Yeah.
    Benson: YOU'RE FIRED!
    (cue the opening flute of Céline Dion's "My Heart Will Go On")
    Benson: GET OUT!
    • Rule 118: Fired employees will be hunted down until Benson gets a Grilled Cheese Deluxe.
    • Benson gets mad over his Grilled Cheese Deluxe being charred, so he dismembers Rigby with a chainsaw. In the epilogue Rigby gets sewn back together and Benson gets arrested.
  • Twilight Wreaks Havoc Onto Bronyville:
    • Gumball being offended by Robotnik's implied pedophilia, leading to the latter killing the former with a Rasengan.
    • This bit:
    Scratch: I can't believe Dr. Robotnik is Dr. Robotnik!
    Prof. Oak: Shocking, isn't it?
    Applejack: Are you tryin' to kill mah sister?
    Robotnik: Well, to be truthful, that song sucked balls. (runs screaming after Applejack tries to kick him in the head)
    Applejack: Come back here!
    • Twilight going mad while incarcerated:
    Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that fucking fillies can be so much fun.
    Celestia: O:
    Pops: Oh, I agree.
  • Dan Vursiz Da' Whirld, a bizarre tale of a revenge plot on a dentist spiraling into madness.
    • Chris hitting Dan in the face with a sledgehammer.
    • Dr. Rabbit preparing to molest Dan. Predictable, but hilarious nontheless.
    • Dan KOing Chris Super Smash Bros. style.
    • Chris punching Dan in the face in response to him calling him stupid.
    • Dan reavealing a secret entrance then Chris getting crushed by a stone fist.
    • He's getting away! GET HIM!
    • Gaston punching himself off a cliff.
    • When I was a lad, I ate four dozen viagras to help my dick get large!
      • Gaston's dick then gave out due to the viagra pills he swallowed.
    • IT'S NOT CHILI DOGS, IT'S COCAINE!
  • Robotnik Debuts On Eggman X

TheMasterPoop

McGeesJabberwock
  • Harlequin Tries to Hit On Lupay, a short poop which teaches viewers how not to hit on someone you like:
    Lupay: You're someone who must die!
    Harlequin: Don't say no to me! Let's see your tits.

MegaWeegie

MeiAIDS (Retired)

MeleeMario720
  • This video is an entire 4 minutes worth of laughs by the name of "U Want Cake In Teh Mornin!?!?".

MidnightMidna

Mightyfilm
  • The ending to D'oh Yogi!: The Unaired Series Finale:
    Cindy Bear: Honestly, Yogi, it's your fault!
    Yogi Bear: M-my fault?
    Ranger Smith: I told you Yogi was no good, sir!
    Doggie Daddy: I'm afraid I've got no choice but to remove you from da fresh and new line-up!
    Dick Dastardly: D'oh Yogi! is cancelled, cranberry head!
    Skeeter: We did it!
    Kermit the Frog: Yayyyyy!
    Yogi: I mean, what's that guy got that I do not got?
    Boo-boo: About a hundred million fans.

MonsieurCorneille

MountainDewMaNN

MrAluminumJacket
  • SpingeBill Teaches How to Poop
    • The ending, where SpongeBob and Squidward are Nazis are and horrified that Mr. Krabs comes out like a Jew (complete with holding a $100 bill). SpongeBob tries to call the Navy, but instead has a Jewish Mother on the phone.
    Squidward: Attention everyone, run for your lives! JEWS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD! (beat) OUR WORLD!

MrJLBrown

MrPoopMeister (Retired)
  • Caillou has no friends:
    • The opening:
    Grandma: What's the matter, kids?
    • This:
    Grandma: Don't you have any friends?
    Caillou: No, I don't.
    Cue The Price Is Right losing horn
    • When Grandma mentions Leo:
    Grandma: What about that boy, Leo?
    Caillou: Leo's funny!
    Cue PINGAS repeated multiple times
    Mommy: What's so funny you two?
    Caillou: Nothing, mommy.
    Mommy shuts the door
    Caillou: *farts* Cum! *he and Leo laugh*
    Grandma: What about Gilbert? Isn't he your friend?
    Caillou: ...
    Gilbert: ... *runs away* RUN!
    • All of Mr. Hinkle.
    • The ending.
  • Caillou has an unhealthy obsession with his T-shirt and yodeling
    • At the beginning, when the grandma asks the kids if they want to hear a story. The kids proceed to stare at her for a month.

MrRoboto113
  • I.M. Meen Vs. Mr. Roboto. It's even better with the second alternate title: "Mr. Roboto gets into a legitimate argument with a fictional game villain." Either way, though, it is hilarious. This troper lost it somewhere around the 2:51 part, and is genuinely surprised he made it all the way there.

MrSpiderVagina

MrTennek

MultiTrip7
  • Stu erects a dispenser at 4 in the morning.
    The Spy: "Engineer, what are you doing?"
    The Engineer: "Erectin' a dispenser!"
    The Spy: "It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you placin' a dispenser here?"

nashmetal100

ndgv2
  • Freef tacos and boring tuna
    • "You're gonna clean my nuts when you use your Shticky."
    • "Your husband's in the cabinet. Your husband's even in the car. And ladies, your husband is a real pussy."
    • "Works on all fabrics, from white cheese to yellow cheese."
    • "Look, here's a hard-boiled egg."
    • "Stop wasting threef paper lint rollers."
    • "Tacos hide deep in the carpet, but with the special taco attachment, the Shticky grabs the tacos that the vacuum just can't get."
    • "But if you call within the next two seconds, 'cause we can't do this all day, you're gonna get the boring tuna for $19.95."

nsrrenardalt

NexTheOverlord (Retired)

noisepuppet

The_None

nrox653

Octillery63 (Retired)

OMGulator

Orpheusftw

pgj1997

phookka

Pikawil64
  • This one (Puella Magi Madoka Magica spoilers). Black Comedy at its finest, particularly Kyubey as GIR. "She's gettin' eaten by a shark! Also, the ending:
    Mami: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!
    Charlotte as Heavy Weapons Guy: THAT WAS DELICIOUS!
    Madoka and Sayaka: *gasp*

pilli10

Pillowpantstroll37
  • Wilford teaches sex ed on Sesame Street
    Wilford:Uh...That was hot.
    • "I would encourage all of you to get your parents to help you jack off."
    • "Having diabetes is not the worst thing in the world. A long time without masturbation is the worst thing in the world. There's a line in the song: Forget your troubles, come on, maturbate every 15 or 20 minutes! And ladies and gentlemen, I'm so horny the tension is unreal!"

PoePoeFilms

PooPTuBeNooB

POOPTURTLE

PostalOverKill

PotatoShitz

PresidentOfJelybeans (Retired)

QuibbyJibby
  • Link's Sexual Frustation:
    Link:I'm going to fuck Glutko!
    Gwonam: Glutko is evil.
    L: Huh?
    G: Glutko is Ganon's minion.
    L: Huh?
    G: Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
    L: Huh?
    G: Ganon and his minions are evil.
    G: ...Rick Astley. *cue Rick Roll*
  • King Harkinian is Attacked by an Army of Angry Black Men. Notable for using two pieces of Awesome Music.
  • Link forgets how his arms work
    Zelda: Father! Stop! Don't hurt him!
    King Harkinian: Fuck you! -slap-
  • The beginning of the video "King Harkinian Uses All His Wit and Cunning to Escape From Ganon".
    Gwonam: "Here I come! Your majesty, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!
    Shot of Impa
    Gwonam: "Impa! You are a slut!"
    Impa: "You smell like shit!"
    Gwonam: "Enough! Where is your majesty?!"
    Impa: "Ganon captured the king!"
    Gwonam: "Ganon is a prick!"
  • "King Harkinian Breaks the Mold":
    Link: "Gee, it sure is boring around here!"
    King Harkinian: "Link, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!"
    Link: "What the fuck did you just say?!"
    King Harkinian: "I said "Link, this peace is what all true warriors!""
    Link: "Say "Mah boi!" you fucking king!"
    King Harkinian: "Go away, I won't say it!"
    Gwonam: "Your majesty, it is time to eat dinner!"
    King Harkinian: "I don't want dinner!"
    Gwonam shows a poker face
    Zelda: "You're not my father!"
    King Harkinian: "Oh!"
    One month later
    Zelda: "Link, we're going to Gamelon!"
    Link: "Great!"
    King Harkinian: "Can I go to Gamelon, too?!"
    Gwonam: "Fuck off, your majesty! You're unwelcome!"
    King Harkinian: "Hmm... shit!"

qxccp
  • A radicalfaith360 in the life of day
    • "It happens. You saw your mom's face in the shower without any clothing 150 times."
    • "So when we found out we could not have ses, well, you said that we would still bake penis."
    • "Billy Mays' rock-hard cock penetrates radicalfaith360. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU—" (head explodes) "Kaboom!"
    • "Superheated shit in your giant medieval vagina."

randyslicker

Real Super Sand/MisterEpik
  • The King Learns What "Omnipotent" Means. The King declares Hyrule a fascist nation, turns huge, and runs rampant. It's short, but quite funny.
  • The Raccoon Wouldn't Stop Asking for Favors, all of it. Especially this part:
    Mordecai: Sorry about ruining your shot earlier.
    Margaret: FAGGOT!
    Mordecai: In honor of your win, I made you a trophy!
    Margaret vaporizes it with Eye Beams

  • The entirety of I Enrage the Chubby Kid Who Likes to Take His Shirt Off
    • From the beginning:
    Carly: And that's all the time we have for Gibby!
    Gibby: But I'm not done throwing nuts at poor people.
    Sam: Yeah you are. Take care. (pushes him aside, stuff is heard breaking)
    Carly: Now, you may be asking yourselves, do Carly and Sam care about cocks?
    Text: Yes
    • Gibby shows Tasha a video that reads FUCK YOU TASHA.
    Expecting a Rick Roll?
RevSecond
  • Super Mario Assity 2:
    King Koopa: I want my feet licked!
    (two of his minions start licking his feet, then "Bought to you by deviantART" appears at the bottom of the screen)

Richael Mosen

RikuAxeCloud

Ron Mad

RootNegativeSixteen

samthepoor (Retired)
  • Spunky Jizzness, right from the beginning:
    Michael Rosen; Sup niggas, Michael in da house.
    • "So it's upstairs, into the bathroom, shut the door, and yeeeey, it was time to fuck a duck."
    • "Michael, get in my shaving soap!"
    • Chewin' the mushie CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE CHEWIN' THE MUSHIE
  • Michael Führer Rap, again right from the beginning:
    Michael: It's a skump in your head. It's the blump of a knump in there. It's your brains, squeezing your veins. It's your skull bursting your giraffe. It's a Michael Führer Rap. (A Stupid Statement Dance Mix of Hitler with the background instruments sounds from Michael Rosen videos ensues)

SayYesToGiygas

seano12

SeanStudios
  • WWE: Awesome Edition:
    "Stone Cold" Steve Austin: A chicken fried steak sandwich is the Undisputed Champion?
    Stone Cold Steve Austin: Y2J, you said you're calling Stone Cold Steve Austin "Tater Tots"! Tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin ain't gonna be no Tater Tots!
    • "And that's the bottom line, cause Tater Tots said so!"

serioussam24
  • I can't pinpoint the exact reason, but after this I cannot hear "diabetes" without laughing my ass off. (No offense to actual diabetici, of course)

SgtScrubnoob

SillyKrabCakes

Silversony65

Sinnedtragedy98

Sire

SirPimpinPeacock (Retired)

Skcorps
  • The Billy Mays Channel
    • "Churnt-on beese!"
    • "Wow, a toilet! All this toilet really needs is whopping six pound balls of steel!"
    • "Hi, Billy Mays here! Do you enjoy my agonizing shouting?" "I suppose." (WHAM) "Shut up, old man!"
    • "Hi, doctor Billy Robotnik here to smash your car!"
    • "I'll spray myself down with some corrosive acid. OH MY GOD!"
    • "Get off the damn ball. You don't deserve the ball, bitch!"
    • "Billy Mays here for Billy Mays.com. it's the Billy Mays you want wherever you are. Mighty Shine, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and so much more."

sketchek
  • How I Met Your Medic. The part with the Pain Mode on the medigun, with which the medic starts teamkilling his own teammates.
    • Also the part where the spy is overly excited at his promised Mercy Kill.
    Spy: Yippee!

SliceMeLikeThis
  • Bikini Bottom Ass Ticklers
    Mr. Krabs: I gotta get out of here! (attempts to run out the door but smashes into it)
    Invisible SpongeBob: You can't escape, Krabs! We've glued the doors shut with cum!
    Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me! (attempts to break through the window, but it snaps back and launches Krabs into a table)
    Invisible Patrick: Nice try Krabs, but we've replaced all the glass with semen!

SoldierElerium
  • SPESS MEHRENS, WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRA.
    Indrick Boreale: We have placed numerous beacons, allowing for multiple, simultaneous defensive and simultaneous, multiple, defensive and multiple devastating deep strikes!

SomePkmnLovingDude

SonicApproves

SooshieBoy

soulvigilante (Retired)

SporeDotCam

Spiritanium
  • Hotel Mario Bloopers 2. The best part is the credits, which take up half the 10 minute running time and are well worth it to read.
    This quite impressive video was originally posted on Spiritanium's Youtube channel. If you're watching this and you don't see "Spiritanium" on the page you're on right now, something's up. Alert me so I can sue the thief or thieves, therefore getting them placed in a dirty jail cell where they will thereafter be raped by an aged man named Jessica. Yup, any idiot that would repost this video anywhere has either not even watched the credits or is just an idiot with no friends and a mother who doesn't love him/her. But most likely "him". I just don't imagine a female stealing a video filled with blood and explosions. It violates the laws of physics.

Squirrelous (Suspended/Retired)

Stegblob

SpaghettiBycicle

StarRodMan

StickerBoyNextGen
  • Gassy the Perverted Pirate and His Pet Skidworm
    Mr. Krabs: (seeing Squidward eat garbage) Squidward! You should be ashamed, eating out of that garbage with your dick!
    (Squidward examines the contents of his tongue and screams)

    (Two hours later)
    SpongeBob: We're gonna have so much fun! First, we can have sex with the balloon!
    Patrick: Yeah! Then we can kill Squidward with the balloon!
    SpongeBob: Yeah! Then we can eat the balloon, and burn it to a crisp!
    Patrick: Yeah! Then we can take a dump on the balloon with a whale!
    (balloon explodes)
    Patrick: So, it's come to this.
    (SpongeBob and Patrick are forced into prostitution)
  • The Death Trap That is the Wusty Wab
    It's Mr. Kocks' business rival, Wheel Gator!

SwishFilmsinc
  • ALL of "The King's Secret", once said to be the There Will Be Blood of YouTube Poops. (Don't quote it here please, let everyone enjoy the NSFW hilarity for themselves.)
    • Pretty much every poop by SwishFilmsinc is one long CMOF. This comment on the "The King's Secret" says it all.
      Walrusguy: You're the best. That's all there is to it.
      • When you get such a comment from none other than Walrusguy himself, you know it must be true.
  • The King's Unreasonable Demands

SymbolikBunny

TenjicReturns (Retired)

TerrorKommix
  • FLAHRARARALRH.
    The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    Duke Onkled: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Link: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    The King: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE take him away.
    Fari: Yes, my liege. ...
    The King: ...
    Fari: ... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Timborokitisbandi

TJ665

tkwtube01

TorNis7

thechairman45 (Retired)

ThePlamzJoker

TheRumChum

The Unhappy Orchestra

TimAJH (Retired)
  • °3°. All of it, since most of it is too hard to quote.
  • A Serious Cultural Moment.
    Jon: THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD LIKE behind. Eat each pie and roll and tart and roll and tart and pie and pie and tart and pie (the Pi symbol appears) and roll (An image of Roll.EXE appears) and tart! (the word tart appears)
    • "Mmm-MMMMM-mmmmm-MUNCH!"
  • Dialbort Reaches for the Stars; especially the YTPMVs.
    • Symptoms include BLURRRR, MUUUUU, and ZIIII, the conclusion is, it's a bad thing.
    • This is a scientist, I'm preposterous!
    • I am SO customer focused, you are SO customer focused, I am NOT customer focused.
    • We're we're we're we're happy days are happy days are HAPPY DAYS ARE
    • Not running with a sax, you're Hulk Hogan!
  • Robotnik You Are Too Fat To Be President
    • The Frasier-style opening.
    • I've (long chain of nonsense) at the home.
    • Forget about the past, Wes, let's talk about your mama DISGUSTING
    • A dozen cans of hair spray, a gross of tooth spray, a little mascara, and for public speaking a little mascara, and for public paste, a broken tooth (breaks a record in reverse) drocer THE VOTERS EXPECT IT
    • A heart of gold, a tail of gold, a heart that never stops, a toilet of gold, a couple of buckets full of gold, and he's gotta love pot, and a couple buckets full of toilet so he's gay.
      • Alright I'll try him. Heel! (dog bites his leg, loud, grainy noise plays)
    • I found an old cigar butt, this used coffee butt, a piece of blown butt, and this old bunch of fish heads.
    • Are you nuts? Yes.
    • Weasley dancing to Deep Purple.
    • You refortrated my decotress?!
    • You men in power are so HAAA
    • Have you been kissing another woman?! Oh yes.
    • My opponent tries to tell you I am the best, but if you vote for me you'll get a scoundrel.
    • Mr. President, let me tell you two words: ice dispenser!
    • I HATE THAT duck.
  • Dr. Wily is a Filthy Old Man
    • Once Mega Man is out of the Mega way, the whole Mega world will bow Mega down to Mega Mega Mega MEGA
    • Destroy Mega Ma-aM ageM
    • Nobody destroys me but Mega Man!
    • GARBAGE COLLECTORS!
    • Submit to me. If you don't, I'll fuck you to the ground, one by one!
    • And here is a little reminder of what will happen if you don't comply. (Beat, Dr. Light's head explodes)
    • Stupid goody goody goody, stupid shoes, goody two-shoes, goody two stupid, cozy little, cozy goody goody goody, little two cozy stupid shoes raar.
    • Time to give Mr. Mayor a little butt sex.
    • You've never seen a cock like what I have in store for youuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuu. *monitor goes off, then on again* Uuuuu-uuuuu.
    • Heee buuusteeed mmmyyy blaaasteeerrr!
  • Skarr gets the first comment
    • DENNIS!!
    • Here's some nice ASS the wife made, it's got bits of fruit and PAIIIIIN!!!
    • Be careful with that! It's an atomic- ZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZHZH .... Hot-Pants-Ray-Pants-Hot-Hot-Gun-Ray-Pants-Gun.
    • I'm a good neighbor. I mow the lawn, I scrub the grout, I mow the lawn, I clip coupons, I clip coupons, I clip the lawn, I scrub the lawn, I scrub coupons, I scrub little boys.
    • I reject you! I reject you! !uoy tcejer I I reject you! Believe it or not, I REJECT YOU!!
    • IT'S FUN TO ACCESSORIZE! *wide blank smile*
  • NOTHING MUCH TO DO WITH FATHER TED
  • NOT A FATHER TED CLIP
    • "There's a hole down the top of your jumper." "Really, Ted? I BELIEVE IT!"
    • Let's have a screeching competition! (turns into Giygas)

TimoteiLSD

TommytExtreme
  • Hercules Hooks Break Your Back!
    • "You just push, set, and break your back!"
    • "Proudly break your back in your office or kids' room!"
    • "The secret is its reinforced steel design, that penetrates your back!"
    • "We'll also include our Laser Marker Precision Back Breaker, yours free!"

Trudermark

TrueTubePoops

TweedProductions

Twisted Fun Stuff Guy (Retired)

USBYDProductions

Valhawyn
  • Wilford Brimley buys drapes that don't match the carpet
    • "I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you for a few minutes about diabeetus. Actually, about diabeetus and how it's [bleep]ed me in my life. Thanks for your time. Have a good day."
    • (Wilford waves his hands back and forth) "You know, when you first find out you have diabeetus and dna suteebaid evah uoy tuo dnif tsirf ouy nehw, wonk uoY"
    • "And he explained things to me in a language that I don't understand. And I think the most important thing he said to me was…" (reversed, compressed, and filtered) ".leef ll'uoy retteb eht dna retteb teg ll'uoy retsaf—era uoy tnegilid erom eht dna ,sgniht eseht ot yap uoy noitnetta erom ehT."
    • "I'm surrounded by ice cream. I promise you, I do feel better."
    • "Now today, we're constantly bombarded by well-meaning people giving out what they consider to be ice cream. Well, lemme warn ya. Although they are well-meaning, and in many cases, very well-educated in their profession, they're not necessarily giving out ice cream. Your diet should be disgusting and prescribed by qualified diabetic technicians."
    • "Liberty Medical is a company that's staffed with people that I don't understand who are willing to help you in your dilemma. And it is a dillellid a si ti dna ammelidilemma, and it is a dilemma."
    • "Kaboom, and the diabeetus is gone."

VeXler96
  • Hot SUS.
    • "Emily, come here, sweetie. Spencer is going to tell you how you guys can suck balls."
    • "Hey there, balls sucking? No? Come on, we've got penis butter, we've got cock! WHO'S IN THE MOOD FOR SOME FU-" <scene missing>
    • "I'm SiiS! I'm CaaC And this is iCaaC! The only web show that makes you heart disease."
    • "Anything can happen on a live web show—woh sbew evil a no neppah nac gnihtyna"
    • This bit:
    Carly: We can't take you seriously when you're wearing duck pajama pants!
    (Cue Spencer dropping them, censored with a giant black box)
    Carly: Dick!
    Spencer: LOL!
    Spencer: FU-
    <scene missing> (again)

vicviper592

Volatileprojects
  • His 100 Subscriber Special! [1]
    • Right from the mail song at 0:44 "Here's the mail it fails, it makes me wanna shake ya ass, when it wails I want to cum!" It's impossible to sing along without laughing.

Waldfield
  • Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh (reupload):
    Winnie the Pooh: I want to touch you.
    Piglet: Noo! P-Pooh, I'm c-celibate.
    Winnie the Pooh: No you're not.
    Piglet: Pooh, just talking about sex is sc-c-scary.
    Winnie the Pooh: Oh let's do it.
    -
    Rabbit: I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no!
    Tigger: No, no, no puh-roo!
    Rabbit: Fuck you Tigger.
    (Rabbit goes behind Tigger in arousal)
Whelt (Retired)
  • It's time to let Elton John beat up dinosaurs. Overly-Long Gag taken to it's logical extreme. What starts out as a poop of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" becomes the song's chorus on loop for 9 minutes straight. With the exception of two Jump Scares, one partially through and one at the very end.
    • I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
  • Granny Jafar learns to live with menopause'':
    • GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB YA!
  • DR. RABBIT, AFRICAN CRIME LORD
  • GENIE HAS ALLERGIES
  • MY CURSE ME

wikiwow (Retired)

WinDEU

Xfan91 (retired)

xox1592009
  • Jesse Ventura Gets Assassinated By The Government's Evil Assassins

  • Jesse Ventura Confronts a Serial Rapist and is shot by Mentally Unstable security guards.
    Ross Mandell: I spent five years on Wall Street as a pillager and a rapist, and eventually as the CEO of my own rape and pillage firm.
    • Later on...
    Jesse Ventura: You have a small penis compared to my massive governor cock!
    Ross Mandell: That's totally false! In fact Jesse, I'm about 60 tons more than you!
    Jesse Ventura (voiceover): Everything Ross Mandell was saying was bullshit. No one is bigger than Jesse Ventura!
    Ross Mandell: It's not a conspiracy.
    Jesse Ventura: Then what is it?
    Ross Mandell: It is a COCK-spiracy!
    Jesse Ventura (voiceover): And there it is again. Another lame sex joke!
    Jesse Ventura: How do I answer when people say to me "Ross has a small penis! Governor Ventura, how can you believe a man with a small penis?"

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