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Frollo Opens a Catholic School. There are simply too many gut-busting quotes in here to list.
When Frollo apprehends Esmeralda
Frollo: Do me.
Doofenshmirtz Eats a Kitten:
Gwonam crashing into Phineas and Ferb's rollercoaster.
The remix of Blue Sky Athletics from .
Super Mario Galaxy "Trash cans!"
Candace getting attacked by a giant scorpion.
This take on a scene from "Out of Toon":
And one from "One Good Scare Oughta Do It":
Candace: These little creeps have destroyed our backyard, leaving this ugly mess in its place! (gestures to what is actually Baljeet) Linda: ...You are a racist whore, Candace.
Phineas getting turned into a bagel by Mitch's security robots.
Buford saying that the Spadinner method of making Youtube Poop videos is stupid, then laughing.
Chris Hates Everybody. Just Chris repeatedly getting thrown out of windows.
"If you smell smoke, and your shit's on fire, get the fuck off my property!
Caruso manages to get an A in class. What happens after that is what sells it.
The scene where Chris was arguing with these people in a restaurant and his mother yells at him. In response, he yells back, and as a result, the music from plays, and the next scene involves Chris in the hospital with his mother's shoe lodged in his rear end.
Kill Bill Rochelle: Doctor, is he going to be okay?
Eustace Loses a Political Debate:
Please have mercy on us.
King Harkinian pops up
Mario: DON'T SAY IT!
King Harkinian goes away, Mario continues charging his beam
Earlier in that same scene:
Eustace falling off the roof of the chicken coup and into a sea of molten lead much like how Frollo died in .
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Everything from the edited version of the "Muriel going crazy in the spaceship scene" near the beginning of the video.
Muriel: I'm going to blow Courage.
Squidward Gets Possessed By A Bad Lemon:
Recreating one YTP intro theme using SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Patrick's peeking noises.
The dreaded "V of Doom" appearing when Squidward declares he has no soul.
Squidward: Put my windows back!
SpongeBob: Sure, Squidward.
(SpongeBob and Patrick put their reef blowers in reverse and shoot the pieces of Squidward's house back at it. The pieces freeze in midair, the camera keeps switching between them and the pieces during which a random anime woman appears, then the pieces fly back at them blowing up Bikini Bottom)
Squidward: Where's my lemonade?! (SpongeBob shoves him along a conveyor belt and into a set of steel jaws, which kills both of them)
Barnacle Boy: Holy crap, it's that sponge kid!
: Quick, lad! Activate
! *Fires 3 shots at SpongeBob, all of which get deflected by a force field*
"Folks, it seems we have a minor orgy going on in the kitchen."
SpongeBob and Sandy doing a cotton swab fight... On top of a skyscraper.
Candace Opens an Interdimensional Portal
Isabella: Another strike!
Phineas: That makes four in a row! Up yours, Buford!
Baljeet: Yeah, what he said! *Buford's head suddenly starts changing directions at a rapid rate, then he spontaneously explodes*
"You could have killed me!" "Me, too!" "You could have killed millions!" " Me, too!" "Millions, dead!" " " Me, too!" EXTREME CLOSE UPPPPPP!!!!"
"Come visit delightful Danville! We have ass, milk, and smiles! Come to Danville, or else!"
Immediatly after that, Phineas says that what Danville really needs is a big dick. Cue a giant guy wearing an anti-internet freedom badge appearing infront of Danville...
Phineas: No! That's not at all what I was thinking!
The disc that Perry played at a Mad Scientist convention to prevent Doofenshmirtz from noticing him is a dubstep that was made by some Medic. What happens after that...
*4 Pyros immediatly surround Perry, then burn him to a crisp*
) The magic of digital editing.
Also in that scene is how Candace enters Isabella's room (literally "barge"-ing in) and the image that shows Isabella's love for Phineas.
The brief Blipvert of Candace saying "Mom!"
Candace's reaction to Buford and Baljeet randomly showing up.
Mario: Oh-ho! Remember Me?
The fight between RED Team and Ciardha has some amusing moments, like Scout running around in a Ducky Momo costume, and RED Spy saving Isabella from being "photo-bombed" by BLU Spy.
RED Spy: Go to hell, and take your cheap jokes with you!
Meet the Mario Head. Three minutes of pure genius.
In Rolf Rapes Reality, Edd, of all people, kills Justin Bieber by belching. This immediately leads to a Caramelldansen dance party.
In the Christmas episode " The Nightmare Before Christmas Who Skellingtons Revenge", all of the characters are giving their Christmas wishes to SpongeBob. When he gets to Chris, he asks him what he wants Santa to give him. Chris responds by asking Santa for a Playboy Magazine, to which SpongeBob tells him that he'll shoot his eye out. The scene then cuts to Chris being stuffed into a bottle.
In the same special, SpongeBob explains to his friend Patrick that he invented a device that could be used to shoot the President. Cue the text explaining the scene away as a joke.
The Take That at the U.S. government by having Squidward go back in time to the present (despite the Christmas special taking place a year before the video came out), which depicts the Capitol building with money pouring down and a sign reading "America, Inc.: $$$ > Human Life", all while Moar Krabs appears in the background.
A horrified Squidward looks at it, screams, and then returns to his own time and kicks the time machine into a trash can.
Patrick's Scream Discretion Shot when he's impaled on the Christmas tree.
The entire scene of SpongeBob going to Squidward to write a letter.
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward, I'll help you get started. Dear Mr. Crews, my beautiful chocolate muscle man...
Squidward: SpongeBob, no.
SpongeBob: You're right, too forward. (in subtitles) My luscious tentacles will make us the envy of all hentai. How's that?
Squidward: I'm not in love with Terry Crews, you moron!
NO!!! SpongeBob: But when Santa comes, you'll be the only one still dry.
Squidward: How many times do I have to say it? I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE ILLUMINATI!
SpongeBob: (eyes glowing with Illuminati symbols) Join us, Squid.
Jack, who's high on cocaine, throws a sheep with his head on it at the Mayor when the Mayor won't leave him alone.
"I CAN FLY!"
SpongeBob asking Jack (who's disguised as Santa Claus) where his big, round belly is. Jack responds by grabbing him and saying: You naughty little shit! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT?! SpongeBob apologizes out of fear, and Jack throws him down.
This is Halloween!
Mr. Krabs' wish.
SpongeBob: What did you wish for?
Mr. Krabs: So I can have their rear ends cut off and MOUNTED OVER ME...
The scene where Sandy inexplicably melts after SpongeBob doused her with water in an attempt to save her from the assumed fire in her treedome.
The Nostalgia Critic
makes a quick cameo, and he is just as confused as the other two about the ordeal, so much so, that he holds up a sign with a picture of Skoadward on it. Cue
The scene where The Nutcracker Suite is remixed to "Pootis".
Scout's 3-Way Date with a Decapitated Doctor
Engineer: What's your question Solder?
Solder: I teleported Russia to the moon.
Solder God told me to.
Engineer How high are you?
Solder I've been doing nothing but Medic's Blow for three weeks.
Medic Idiot! That cost me a fortune!
I'ma bet you can't stand sex
With Lu-i-gi! Luigi: Hey!
Spy teaching Scout the ways of dating...and then Scout fails.
Scout: F*** it! I'll date myself!
Scout: ( to another version of himself) Hey there, good-lookin'! ( gets slapped by the Spy)
Spy: ( shouts something incoherent)
The entirety of " YOUTUBE POOP IS DEAD," which is one big Take That joke video making fun of YouTube users who criticize YouTube Poops that aren't "three minutes of garbage." MoBrosStudios' whiny, stereotypical nerdy voice through the video is what really sells it.