Too many to list. Just saying you'll have to make sure you can breathe would be putting it lightly. But there are many notable examples, they have to be shown.
- The fact he managed to Narmify "Mad World" by playing it over footage of Jackie Chan jerking his head around.
- Entry to KOTH King of the Collab 3
- "OH MY GOD!" (Dale squishes Solid Snake) "Burger Averted! But for how long?"
- "Sir, I love Call of Duty." (robotic sounds) "You're Asian!"
- Cotton's bad scene:"My name is Hank Hill, the real Hank Hill, and I'm gonna tell you what, Mr. Judge...."
[Cotton screams]
Jackie Chan: "Sir, if you don't calm down right now, I'm going to have to tazer you."
[Cotton continues to scream in the airplane, and then a shot fires off inside] - Hank wears a Hatsune Miku t-shirt.
- "He drags us half way around the world so he can go to the sink and take a shower."
- "The Hill brothers....watch out for those Hill brothers...."
- "I KICK-A YOUR ASS!"
- "Oh my god. Boomhauer! Boomhauer, please! I think I'm turning Japanese!"
- "For god's sakes, guys."
- "Dad, would you mind—?" (gets hit by bullet train) "Oww."
- Spider-Man's reaction at his failed attempt at stopping Electro from leaving his first heist is hilarious.
- From $tatic 5hock the rip-off of electro:"THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!""Mr. Hawkins, please!""THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH!""Please!""BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE""All right, ALL RIGHT!"
- Later:Richie: You know, uh, next bus should be here in a couple of minutes...
Virgil: THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH! - Another scene:Anchorman: And in local news, police report finding 3 men literally stuck to the ceiling, but the adhesive wasn't static electricity; it was paste. They were caught by a young masked man who had mutant paste powers, and called himself "Gay Luigi".
Virgil: Mutant?!?! That's degrading!
Richie: You got a better word?
Virgil: I kinda like...."dinner".
Richie: Catch-ay! - "The name's Static. I put a sh*bleep* to your sister."
- The ending:Richie: You did it!
Virgil: Yeah, lucky that water main was there.
Richie: Uh, Virg, that wasn't a water main... it was cum.
Virgil: ...I think Static's work here is done.
- Later:
- The Juhoker Meets Claude Speed'':The Joker: Jingle smells, Batman bells, Robin got laid! The Batmobile lost an egg and the Joker got a Wii!
- Later, while Batman and Robin are watching the street below:Robin: Doesn't it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas?
Batman: No. - "Christmas with...THE JOKEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- "There's more to this than meets the eye." *LOL TRANSFORMERS*
- The ending.Bruce Wayne: "It........."
* Overly long beat*
Bruce: "...has its moments."
Joker: "WHEEEEEE!"
- Later, while Batman and Robin are watching the street below:
- Revenge of the Mad Madman:
- Peter attempts to jump over a gap like in the movie, only he doesn't even reach a good distance before plummeting to his death.Octavius: It's a terrible joke.
- "Peter, you're a nice guy, but you're just not Deepercutt."
- Spider-Man meets a couple of kids and screams in front of them.
- Peter backflips off his scooter going "SPIDERDEVIDERDEVIDERDEVIDER" in mid-air, just like in Deepercutt's previous Spider-Man poop.Kid: How'd you do that?!
Peter: Uh… I'm Spider-Man.
——
Spider-Man: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
——
Betty: Chief, I found Parker.
JJJ: We'vebeenlookingforyouallmorning,whydon'tyoupayyourphonebill? Sad scientist goes berserk, and we don't have squirrels?
Robbie: I heard Spider-Man was there.
Peter: (his left eye turns back and forth)
——
JJJ: What are we gonna call this guy?
Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?"
JJJ: That's crap.
Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?"
JJJ: Crap!
Hoffman: "Doctor Octopus?"
JJJ: That's pretty good. But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! "Doctor Ro-bot-nik".
Hoffman: I like it.
...
JJJ: What are you looking for, gay sex? Get out. - Doc Ock's tentacles being voiced by the turrets from Portal.
- Doc Ock throws three security guards into the air, lets them down again while doing a little dance, then throws them in the air again, all while one security guard falls onto a railing and flies up.Doc Ock: (throws money bags at Spider-Man)
Spider-Man: Here's your PIZZA! (throws one bag back at Doc Ock)
——
Bank Teller: Oh that boy of yours is a real hero.
Spider-Man: AAAAAHHH! (throws a money bag at the bank teller)
Bank Teller: Ow!
"Pizzas!" Guy: Whoa!
——
Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that!
Doc Ock: I'm Batman.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that!
Doc Ock: You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: Pizza time!
——
Doc Ock: You've stuck your cock in my ass for the last time!
Aunt May: Shame on you!
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that!
——
Peter: I'm responsible.
Aunt May: For what?
Peter: For what happened to Uncle Ben. I shot him.
Aunt May: (leaves the table and heads up the stairs; a gunshot is heard)
...
Peter: Spider-Man Triple Action Web Blaster! - "Spider! Punch 'em!" (Doc Ock punches Spider-Man repeatedly)
- Spidey gets hit by an oncoming train and dies.Octavius: It's a terrible PIZZA!
- Spidey tries stopping the train, but it doesn't slow down. Instead of careening off the dead end, the train bounces off the bumper block (with the classic spring sound effect from Sonic the Hedgehog added) and then crashes off-screen. Cut to Jameson mourning Spider-Man's passing.JJJ: Spider-Man... was a CLOWN! *wheeze*
- "I'mgonnacauseyouthepainthatyoucausedme." (Harry draws a dagger and dances to Staying Alive)Peter: (unmasks in front of Octavius)
Octavius: Peter Parker...
(One tentacle grabs Peter by the throat)
"Pizzas!" Guy: Whoa!
Peter: I'm CHOKING, I'm CHOKING!
(The tentacle releases him)
Octavius: Drown it.
(A tentacle grabs Peter by the arm and chokes him again)
Octavius: I'll do it.
(The tentacle releases Peter again)
Octavius: I will die!
Peter: AAAAAAAHHH-
Usher: (hushes Peter and gestures to a sign that says "Quiet please while play is in progress")
- Peter attempts to jump over a gap like in the movie, only he doesn't even reach a good distance before plummeting to his death.
- electro does evil things :(
- Ganon's little slip up after capturing Spider-Man.Ganon: YOU are my prisoner!
Spider-Man: Hey!
Ganon: Silence! Hectan! Keep the runt in chains!
Hectan: Yes, master! (Ganon zaps him, Hector liquifies) You've killlllled meeee!
Ganon: (Dumbfounded) Hectan! ... Hectan! ... Hectan! (Kills the police) - Spiderman explaining his plan to chase down Electro.Spiderman: Electro may have a head start but my electric Spider-Device will let me-(Begins rapidly flipping back and forth) SPIDERDEVIDERDEVIDERDEVIDERDEVIDERDEVIDER-"
- Ganon's little slip up after capturing Spider-Man.
- Mario's It's All About Me moment in Football Is For Eggfaces: The Remake.Mario: My brother's been turned into an egg, and now those wreched reptiles want us to play football with my *BLEEP! I mean, what's this kingdom coming to!?
Yoshi: *Awkward face* "Oh, I scared Mario..."
Mario: Fuck you Yoshi.
Yoshi: If we break egg, Luigi get SCRAMBLED!
Mario: FUCK LUIGI! - YooGee's Undying Love for Portable Consoles:
- The Pharaoh summoning Sonic, Jayden, Hank, Luffy, Jackie Chan, Spiderman and Static in the intro sequence.
- "Card, can you show my Gramps?" *shows Yugi's Grandpa as a Yu-Gi-Oh card*
- Yugi turning into Knuckles.
- Yugi sums up the series. "No-one can win the game but me. That's how the game works."
- Kaiba storms out, then the following happens:Joey: Kaiba! Maybe we could duel together sometime.
(Kaiba comes back in; a montage plays, with Kaiba imagining what dueling them would be like, accompanied with sad music)
Kaiba: (tears in his eyes) ...Thanks.
(Record Needle Scratch)
Joey: Fuck you, moneybags!
Yugi: Whoa—(slides in, and crashes)
(Beat)
Joey: Kaiba's ass! (as he says this, camera zooms in on Kaiba's ass)
- Mario is Automatically Assigned to Team BLU, over 60 seconds of Mario and Luigi parodying Fandom Rivalry.Mario: Left 4 Dead is the way to go.
(beat)
Luigi: I'll take Team Fortress 2!
Mario: Ooh, you're so stubborn, Weegee!
Luigi: Oh yeah? Well you're stupid!- "How could we be so stupid? We fell in Valve's trap!" (another beat) "Doesn't matter! Portal is way better!"
- Cyborg has a problem with Raven's jokes being funny.
- The Juhoker Meets Trevor Philips (Unfinished)
- "And the Joker's got a Wii U!"
- Joker goes to put the Star on top of the Christmas tree, and then falls off.
- "Oh! *crash*"
- "Okay, I'll make a deal with you. If we go out on patrol, and Gotham is quiet, we come back here, and watch The Juhoker Meets Claude Speed!"
- "I've never seen that. I could never get past the title."
- His Heavy Rain poop, Ethan Mars Is Gay, has its own page.
