Funny / The Frying Nemo Saga

• Frying Nemo
  • From the beginning:
  Marlin: A fish can breathe out here!
  (a can of BP oil falls on him)
  Billy Mays: Not anymore!
  • Only Lemon can make Coral's death hilarious.
  Coral: Look!
  The Cat in the Hat: Eggs! EGGS! EGGS!
  Pumkin: Give me the eggs! No!
  (Coral glances up and down)
  Old Spice Guy: Look down, back up. The EGGS are now diamonds!
  (cha-ching sound as Fry pops up with a fistful of cash)
  Medic: Free money!
  TURN DOWN FOR FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
  (Coral attempts to fight the barracuda/Pumkin, but gets killed)
  • After Marlin is knocked unconscious:
  Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out, maa-aam!
  Marlin: Coral? CORAL?! (peers into a hole) Coral?
  Mr. Krabs: Co-raaaaaaal!
  (static)
  Marlin: Coral?
  Carl: Uh...
  (static)
  Fred: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!
  • At one point, Marlin is looking around the corner, with a terrified look on his face and scary music in the background. And then he cries loudly as the Tumblr logo flies past.
  • This moment:
  Parent: Hey, you're a clownfish! (terrifying face closeup) You're a joke!
  Marlin: Clownfish are no fu-
  Parent: TELL US A JOKE!
  Marlin: I know one joke, heh heh... (proceeds to recite a Dane Cook joke) He actually did like the robot from '85. PUH! PWAHHHH!
  [Beat]
  Seahorse Parent: OH BROTHER, THIS GUY--
  Bill O'Reilly: SUCKS!
  • Marlin suggests that Nemo go play over on SpongeBob, before he gets blocked for copyright by Viacom.
    • This later becomes a Brick Joke:
  Mr. Ray: OOOOOOOOooooooooooooohhhh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
  Kids: SPONGE-
  Ric Flair: BED!
  • I'm obnoxious!
  • Nemo attempting to pronounce the word "anemone" is funny enough in the original, but it gets taken up to eleven here.
    • And then Ned Flanders and Porky Pig show up.
    • And then:
  Jules Winnfield: (flips table) ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?
  • Marlin insults the seahorse parent by calling him "pony boy", followed by a warning from the author about the incoming comment war.
  • Nemo turning emo.
    • CUT 4 NEMO
  • Marlin strangling Nemo akin to Homer strangling Bart, and then throwing him at the boat, causing it to sink.
  • "He touched the butt." (Rimshot) "TEN OUTTA TEN!"
  • And:
  Bill Nye: Take a look at this! It's a—
  Alex Trebek: strobe lights--
  Bill Nye: Simulator of science! (clicks camera; strobe lights appear)
  • Directly when the strobe lights appear, the text "STROBE LIGHTS 4: OCEAN COMMOTION" is shown over Squidward (in a purple leotard), a Fillet-o-Fish, and a trio of dolphins dancing to Grandtheft's Mobbin. No, really.
  • "You think this is funny? It's not fucking funny!"
  • This moment:
  Bruce: How'd you morsels like to get raped?
  Dory: That sounds like fun!
  • As Marlin, Dory, and Bruce are heading towards Subway:
  Marlin: FUCK NO!
  • "The fish meeting has o-fish-ially come to fish order! Let's say the pledge. Fish are food! Not friends! (static) Fish are fish oil! (static) Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
  • "My name is Bruce. I'M HAVIN' FISH TONIGHT!"
  • "Hello, MY NAME IS Marlin."
  • Bruce getting high off Dory's blood, then trying to rape her and Marlin.
  • In one variation on the scene of the missile hitting the mine, the missile is replaced with the Microsoft logo and the mine is replaced with a Creeper. When they touch, the Creeper explodes.
  Gabe Newell: That's what I get for working at Microsoft!
• ReFrying Nemo:
  • Let's just say you know you're in for a good time when the thumbnail has Bear Grylls as the baby from Nirvana's Nevermind with Illuminati symbols for eyes.
  • This is easily Lemon's craziest. Nearly eight and a half minutes of sheer, random, hilarious insanity, with the gags just piling up on one another.
  • The camera zooms in on a Buzz Lightyear action figure in the dentist's waiting room, accompanied by audio from the commercial in the first movie and a split-second message reading "Toy Story 5 confirmed".
  • Nemo has an encounter with Freddy Fazbear, and then Yogi Bear, and finally Smokey Bear, who reveals himself to be Pedobear (no points for guessing what he does next).
  • Nemo becomes Batman after Pearl tells him his dad is probably dead.
  • The entire internet debate scene.
    • Better yet, it shows an angry kid about to square off with a fat, fedora-wearing neckbeard. The kid's bio includes "Autism: yes" and the neckbeard's includes "Beard: neck".
  • Gill refusing to help Nemo out of the tube, followed by the latter getting sucked in and ground up by the filter.
  • This moment:
  Marlin: It's gone. I've lost the ass mask.
  Dory: Where'd you drop it?
  Marlin: YOU DROPPED IT!
  Dory: Where'd you drop it?
  Marlin: YOUUU dropped it!
  Dory: Hey Mr. Gay Gills! (loud puckering sound) You know what you gotta do?
  Marlin: I don't wanna know what you gotta do.
  Dory: Do?
  Marlin: I don't wanna know what you gotta do.
  Hulk Hogan: WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS. WILD. ON. YOUUU!?
  • Dory annoys Marlin by singing "Stayin' Alive", "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA", and "Don't Stop Believin'", before being interrupted by a loud "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
  • Pretty much the entire scene where Marlin and Dory are in the dark.
  Marlin: Do you see anything?
  Dory: I see dead people.
  Edd: That's disturbing...
  Marlin: Do you see anything?
  Dory: I SEE Bud Light!
  Scout: Drink it in, pal! That's how failure tastes!
  Bear Grylls: Drink my own pee.
  ("Stand Up for Rock n' Roll" starts playing)
  • An octopus covers the screen in ink, and then Zoidberg, with a BP hard hat on, comments "You call that an ink defense?"
  • Dory reads the writing on the mask:
  Dory: "Penis".
  Palpatine: Real f**king original!
  • Dory mentions Richard Sherman, who overhears his name being mentioned, makes a mad dash to the sea, and yells "Don't you ever talk about me!" at Marlin.
    • Even better, Sherman passes by a painting of Sherman's March to the Sea.
    • The long joke ends with this:
    Marlin: Is the scary black man gone?
    (canned laughter)
    Text: "A Walt Disney Production"
    (the last four notes of the current Disney jingle plays, and a picture of Walt Disney flipping the bird fades in)
    (Beat)
    Black Kid: RACIST!!!
  • The Duck Song is edited to have the titular duck robbing the lemonade stand at gunpoint.
  • The Stinger:
  Patrick: Hey, if we're underwater, how can there be a-?
  Squidward: Shut up! (smacks him)
• PanFrying Nemo
  • "Darla's coming in THREE DAYS!"
  • Marlin calling Dory a gay fish, with an image of Ellen DeGeneres pasted over her.
  "'Cause I know that I'm a gay fish!"
  • The entire cyber-bullying scene.
  • The school of fish forming the shape of the trench...and, predictably, two planes fly into the formations.
  • The whole Mario Kart portion. After a brief reference to Mushroom Gorge, it shows a scene where a randomizer is picking a course between nine votes, eight of which are all for Mushroom Gorge and one for a random course. It lands on the random course vote, which is revealed to be Rainbow Road. "What the fuck?!" "DEMOCRACY AT ITS FINEST", then there's a sequence of Marlin and Dory bouncing on the jellyfish to a rainbow filter with the Rainbow Road theme from Mario Kart DS playing. There's a pause, the "nostalgia filter" is changed from 100 to 0 percent, and it shows scenes of characters getting knocked off of Rainbow Road via items, one of them even being flushed down a toilet as he falls.
  Crush: No hurlin' on the shell, dude.
  Marlin: (vomits)
  Crush: Fuck you, dude.
  • Marlin seeing an unconscious Dory...and stealing her wallet.
  • In the parody of the State Farm commercial where the guys are surrounded by buffalo, they say the slogan...only for a buffalo to appear behind them.
  • This Cutaway Gag:
  Marlin: How do you know when they're ready?
  Painty: Are you ready kids!?
  Turtles: Aye-aye, SpongeBob!
  Painty: I'm not SpongeBob, you stupid fucks!
  Turtles: Yeah-yeah!
  • "EA Sports. It's in the-GAAAAAAAAAAY!!"
    • "Oh, hey guys!"
  • The ending, featuring The Gingering finally arriving. All the characters of the series stop what they're doing and look up at the approaching apocalypse. But Nemo puts it best:
  Nemo: Welp, we're fucked.
  • The list of songs used is changed to reflect The Gingering, with all the time stamps changed to 6:66. The actual list:
  Slow Ride - Foghat
  Astronomy Domine - Pink Floyd
  Hallelujah Chorus - Handel
  Shine on, You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd
  Move, Bitch - Ludacris
  Mexico - Neighbours From Hell 2 soundtrack
  Freaks - Bionic Jive
  • The new version:
  Ginger Ride - Soulhat
  Apocalypse Domine - Red-Haired Floyd
  Hail Satan Chorus - Handeath
  Smash on, You Crazy Fish - Red-Haired Floyd
  Ginger Bitch - Ludacrash
  Hexico - Gingers From Hell 2 soundtrack
  Freaks - Behemoth Ginger
  • The Stinger: Crush sics the hounds on Marlin, who's then Eaten Alive by the young sea turtles.
• DeepFrying Nemo:
  • This "friendly" little exchange:
  Marlin: Dude, are you 5?
  Squirt: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!
  • Darla playfully biting at the dentist's finger is edited to look like she bit his finger off.
  • The beginning, with YouTube comments demanding Part 4 with the "mine" seagulls.
  • This part when Marlin and Dory are flopping on a dock, accompanied by a Magikarp.
  THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!
  • Pinocchio and Captain K'nuckles are in the whale with Marlin and Dory.