Funny / FlyingKitty

• Asdf movie [YTP]
  • "I'm gonna do an internet!" He presses a button on a computer and flies in the air while "Nobody Is Listening" by Linkin Park plays in the background.
    • "Well I'm gonna do a book!" He presses a book, only for a fart noise to come out, followed by a person singing "YOU LOSE!", with the boy saying "Fuck!"
  • "I am gay!" The word "Gay" crashes on the man.
  • A phone rings and a man picks it up. The person on the phone says "Chop my balls off!", followed by the man saying "Oh..."
  • A man crawls out of a person's mouth, with his friend responding with a fart coming out of his mouth.
  • "I wanna be a penis."
    • "PUSH IT IN AND OOOOUUUTT!"
  • "Nice hat! Watch me whack off!"
  • "Quick! Shoot me in the face!"
    • "Fuckin' shit!" Man shoots person in face in forward and reverse.
  • "You gettin' mugged, kid!" Shoots victim in face while letting out an Evil Laugh
  • "Hey bitch, catch!" Ball turns out to be a man's head, falling on the kid's face.
    • "Oh..."
  • "Cheese fight.....NO!"
  • "When I grow up, my dick feels like corn."
    • "Suck my dick, bitch!" kicks little girl into the moon
• PewDiePie trolls Cleverbot [YTP]
  • The beginning starts off with a goofy looking face from PewDiePie which dramatic music plays in the background.
  • "My name is Pewewewewewewewewepieeip."
  • "How's it going bro?" Cleverbot mistakes PewDiePie for saying "I'm gay". "Yeah. That's what I meant to say.
  • "Come on man you're pissin' your ear."
  • "We are friends! WHAT?!?!"
    • "You're friends with your ear." Cleverbot responds with "Yes."
  • "Are you a boy or a girl and do you have titties?"
  • As PewDiePie sees that Cleverbot is a mid-20s girl, he starts fapping.
  • "Show me your vagina." faps faster
  • We see PewDiePie giving a Death Glare with a red filter.
  • PewDiePie does the cinnamon challenge. He coughs up the cinnamon in forward and reverse and walks off while glitching.
  • Thanks foof sknahT
• Tyler fists a meme [YTP]
  • "Imma fuck your therapist. No, I'm not."
  • "Threesomes with a fuckin' therapist."
  • "I piss my damn bed every day." explosion
  • "Dark Souls is harder than a motherfuckin' penis."
  • "About 5-7 of his cocks in my asshole. Swallow the semen."
  • Tyler eats a cockroach while Remind Me by Royksopp plays in the background. We then hear a person say "It was at this moment that he knew he fucked up.". Cue Tyler throwing up with a bass boosted version of Really Really by Kevin Gates.
    • "Jesus. This isn't a fuckin' sandwich."
  • "I got ebola." Distorted version of sad violin plays in the background.
  • "I slit my wrists. Danced around the house with my blood all over my FACE!"
  • "I'm not gay. I'm just gay. I just wanna suck some dicks."
    • We then see Tyler doing some move as if he is fapping while we see a sandwich floating around.
  • "Imma start a team of pregnant therapists."
• Pretty much all of his GTA YTPs stands out because it's goddamn hilarious.
  • GTA IV vol 4 (YTP)
    • "Rawr, what are you doing in the HUHster, man?"
    • The scene where Roman and Niko is interrogated by Rascalov after Niko wakes up. "We have to rape him, to stop the PISS."
    • Pretty much all of the cabbage jokes:
    • "Your dad likes cabbage up the ass."
    • "NO! I'm tied up, while some ape threatens me with cabbage."
    • "Asshole look at me like I'm piece of cabbage."
    • "You stay away from my cabbage."
    • "Cabbage farming is a dirty business."
    • "I'm not going to stand here, and have you throw bowling balls at me." And it goes downhill from there, eventually ending with Niko throwing Roman out of Roman's taxi depot.
  • GTA V vol 14 (YTP)
    • Pretty much the cold open where someone on the computer goes on a mental breakdown, followed by a flood of comments, & mistakenly titled the video "vol 15"
      John Cena: "Are you sure about that?"
    • Even the Shooting Stars meme gets insanely edgy. The second part just takes it up to eleven.
• YTP all the songs! vol 13 (YTP)
  • "I'm not gay I just suck a lot" YOU HAD TO TAKE IT THERE
    • Freeze-frame bonus: You're a good kid franklin
  • Three words to finish off Drake's video (and the whole YTP): FAKE and gay
• Despacito 2 (Parody Video)
  • "Somebody taste my oversized biscuit, please"
  • "Memes, you need a high IQ to get the EEEE, but I'm a silly man with a small DICK, so to compensate I rather be a pussyyyy."
  • "Yame yame yame yame ya ya yame; don't know what it means but Imma say Yame."
  • "Gimme some more burritos"
  • "Took a shit-o."
• Phil Swift from Flex Tape Has a Mental Breakdown
  • "Hi Billy Swift here for FUCK Tape!"
  • "Just fucking kill me!" Proceeds to try and get ran over by a truck while wearing AirPods.
  • "I sawed my boner in half!"
    • "So my wife is completely dry!"
  • "You may have seen a BUCKET, but you've never seen me FUCK it!"
    • After constantly knifing the bucket, he lifts it up and...
      Snorting intensifies. "Whew! That was a lot of fucking coke!"
  • "All you need to do is spray a nice E."
• Phil Swift Has a Mental Breakdown Again
  • "No matter what the glass... you can suck my ass!" Glass falls to the floor. "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
• Godzilla 2 (Official Video)
  • "I can swallow a, swallow a bottle of semen-a"
    • "My whole squad's in here, swallowing rounds of cum"
  • "So consider it cock and ball torture-a"
  • "When the moon shines, then the moon shines"
  • "Want some pants? Cuz I'm about to shit my vacation pants"
  • "Look at my shoes. Look at my shoes. Look at my shoes. Look at my shoes. Look at my rap. Look at my crap. Look at my trap. Look at my... Gets punched in the face by Mike Tyson.
• The Last of Us Part II but it's good
  • Abby jumps off a cliff with a "bruh", then the end credits begin to roll.
  • Tommy uncontrollably keeps asking the same question "Y'all got a towel or anything?"
  • Ellie plays Through the Fire and the Flames on the guitar until she gets hit in the head with a golf club, followed by a "bruh".
  • (CJ appears) "Hey! You hallucinatin' and shit!"
  • "YOU SURVIVED BECAUSE OF MEMES!" explosion.exe
• PewDiePie Has a Mental Breakdown
  • The video's opening line.
  PewDiePie: You look a little hungry there, could I perhaps interest you in my cock?
  • The manipulation of the Friends opening sequence
  "So no one told me I was gonna kill these memes...." CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
  • "Next! Net-!" Cue the actual net picture
• Not Afraid but Eminem's afraid
  • "I guess I had to go to that place to get to THAT PLACE. Now some of you go to that place anyways. You tryna GO TO THAT PLACE. Just follow memes. I'll get to that place."
  • "I'm doing this for memes, so FUCK YOU. Imma eat mom's spaghetti, yup, I'm getting up and ready."
  • "And whichever comes first, I promise I'm worse. He's married to your mum, like a merry Christmas!"
  • "His dick is a- GET THE DICK, GET THE DICK. He's got the urge to lick a dick. Fuck a dick. He's got the fucking dick cheese."
  • "I'm afraid....to take a shit...."
  • "Spaghetti forever, cold or warm, whatever... doesn't matter."
  • "I love you!"
  • Eminem's reaction to being unexpectedly held at gunpoint.
  Eminem: Wait... What the fuck? Relax. RELAX!
  • "You said you was gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU."
  • "But I guess I didn't, and I don't know how to draw circles. I'm way too rough to draw circles. But I think I'm still trying to figure this crap out. Thought I had it mapped out, but I guess I didn't, these muthafuckin' circles."
  • "Fuck this, it's time to exercise."
  • "AND I JUST CAAAAA-YAAAAAAME."
  • "I'm standing up, I've had enough. Imma sit back down."
  • "It was my decision to get knees, I did it for memes."
  • "I shouldn't have to rhyme these words."
  • "Fuck this pussy together, through this weather, through the sweater, spaghetti forever. Through the storm, what's going on? Where are ya?"
  • "Merry Christmas!"
• Better Call Finger
  • This "exchange."
  Saul Goodman: Now do you remember? (with a big hand) Yea you do.
  Walter White: Murder. AH-
  • "You'll recall that you also call me Saul," followed up with an incredibly short snippet of the theme song.
  • "Ladies and gentlemen... you're dumb."
  • The moment where Cal Lindholm (the skateboarder) crashes onto Saul's car is layered underneath a scene from Telltale's The Walking Dead.
  • This running gag that resurged a few times throughout the video...
  Chuck McGill: "He defecated through a sunroof!"
  • "Couldn't be precious Jimmy! ...Stimmy!" (close up of a 3D head of Saul Goodman)
  • This exchange during Chuck McGill's rant:
  Chuck: Couldn't keep his hands out of my penis!
  Jimmy: Alright, that's enough...
  Chuck: I shit you not, I took him into my own pants. What was I thinking?
  • And this exchange:
  Jimmy: It comes down to my brother's pecker.
  Chuck: Always the dick jokes...
  Jimmy: Cause it's SMALL!
  Chuck: What a sick burn! You have to stop him.
  • This part during Hector's rage at Bolsa.
  Hector: NO! That's purple!
  Bolsa: Hector, this isn't purp!
  Hector: It is! IT IS PURPLE! (distant moaning sounds)
  Bolsa: (quietly) They're chickens...
  • The "Gus/sus" joke in Los Pollos Hermanos.
  Hector: I need Fring.
  Lyle: Well, like I said, he's not here.
  (The camera zooms in on a back shot of Gus in the background while a distorted version of the "role reveal" sound effect from Among Us plays.)

• Mr Beast vs Mental Breakdown
  • "We can scrap the B 'cause I'm the Middle East. You had to eat the honey under threat of a cum blast. When I suck off honey, that's because I'm Mr. Fucking BEE!
  • "Welcome to your final test, I'm Mr. Sex. We can have sex, I'm like yo mamma, I suck dick."
  • A visual pun as Mr. Beet
  • "So this is the next test, they'll make us sex for survival. (HM?) You made your cookies from cookies, now give me my fucking COOKIES! (You done?) Spread violence, sweet violence, did it get violent? (Do it) Hey nice dick! Get violent, bring me a fucking violin!"

[This recap is a work in progress]