Because Youtube is where the poop is!
"Mah boi-Will DIE! Koopa Football Players-Will DIE! The Triforce of Courage/Widsom-Will DIE! Squadala!-Will DIE! Kids-Will DIE! Your Parents-Will DIE! Mama Luigi-Will DIE! Your Teacher-Will DIE! Ganon-Will DIE...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!"
"Snooping as usual, I see!"
"Small, medium, large, and... MAMA LUIGI?!"
"Ain't I a little dick, though?"
-
Bugs Bunny, "Bugs Bunny Celebrates Christmas in February"
"If I ever captured your companion, I'd be FUCKing him right now"
Mah boi, YOU MUST DIE!
NO!
A common Poop exchange made by splicing The King, Ganon, and Mario's soundbytes.
"Be polite. Have a crap on everyone you meet."
Kids! You're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S TOO BAD!. So what do you do? First, you DRINK LIQUOR, then you TOUCH a police officer.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, 'I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!' Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti.
Mario: It's been one of those days...
Here's a rhyme for you:
"I knew a gay who ruined my butt.
You may have sex, BUT NEVER IN A CUNT!"
"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya throw THE SWITCH! Then, ya search for Darkwing! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya touch the green button. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch Histeria! Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."
"Aw do I have to die so soon?"
"Why is my beautiful head drifting off into deep space?!?"
King Harkinian: "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat
ship, then you can take mah boi to dinner."
Link: "Great!"
King Harkinian: "Then after you strive for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies."
Zelda: "But father—"
Eddy: "A DICKIE?!"
"Let's Shit!"
Gannon: I will make your face die!
Gwonam: My face...
Gannon: Your face...
Gwonam: ...will die.
Gannon: ...will die!
Gwonam: ...fuck!
Gannon: Die!
"Stop this faggotry and I mean now!"
Gwonam: There is no potato chips.
Light Yagami: DAMN IT!!
"Touch my PINGAS!"
"You'll never let go of your ass."
Squidward: (sticks tongue out)
Mr. Krabs: So, are you ready?
Squidward: To go home?
Mr. Krabs: No, to be gay for employee brotherhood, you faggot!
Squidward: Fuck you Mr. Krabs, you gay fuck, you could never act brotherly towards that guy! (indicating Spongebob)
"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS."
Robotnik Watches TV
Frollo: God have mercy on me...
God: AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY!
Sue: Hey, where's Blinky?
Clyde: Aah, he probably saw
The Hills and took off!
—
Pac-Man Gets Belated on His Birthday
Simba: But dad, don't we eat Mufasa?
Mufasa: Yes, Mufasa, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become Mufasa. And Mufasa eat Mufasa. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Mufasa.
—
The Hyenas Want You to Do It Again
Link: You can kiss my butt the king! He is
Deepercutt's boyfriend!
The King: You shitmonkey!
—
The King visits Metaleeto.com by SwishFilmsinc
"Duke Onkled is one of those gays."
—
Mario,
The King's Unreasonable Demands by SwishFilmsinc
It is written: only
a kiss can return the Triforce to harmony. Only then the Triforce can defeat evil once again.
George: Hello Tyrarus, I'm bonkers!
Alan: You're gay?
George: Yes.
I'll make them strong, and I'll smack
yer ma'!
I'd Like to Bone Esmeralda!
