The Last Remake of Beau Geste was a 1977 comedy starring (and directed by) Marty Feldman, and also featured Michael York, Ann-Margret, Peter Ustinov, Terry-Thomas, Spike Milligan, Avery Schreiber and James Earl Jones. It's a Parody of the classic adventure novel Beau Geste (though, by Feldman's own account, he got Beau Geste mixed up with The Four Feathers, which was what he had originally intended to spoof) and the movies based on it. The movie was severely cut before its release; Michael York has commented in interviews that Feldman's original version was much funnier than the released version, and Feldman himself wrote to a critic at the New York Times to advise him that the version of the film he had seen (which, in fact, he had given a rave review to) was not the version that Feldman had made and wanted to release.
This film provides examples of the following tropes:
Artistic License - History: This movie features a real corker. The newspaper referenced in the Spinning Paper entry below features a front-page story about Sir Hector's victory in the Sudan. Smaller headlines report that he defeated the French and inflicted over 100,000 casualties on them. However: (1) The actual Sudan campaign predates the movie by nearly a decade; and (2) In 1904, the British and French concluded the series of treaties known as the Entente Cordiale, which pretty much ended a millennium of conflict between the two countries.
Black Bra And Panties / Lingerie Scene: Flavia swans around in the Belle Epoque version of black silk-and-lace lingerie on several occasions, usually when she's having a sexual encounter with somebody (though the first time we see her in her undies, she's been stripped by persons unknown while the Blue Water is being stolen).
Crossing the Desert: The march across the Sahara to Fort Zinderneuf, complete with camels, Legionnaires collapsing from thirst and heatstroke, and an attack by Arab desert raiders.
Femme Fatale: Flavia enthusiastically employs her beauty and sexual allure to wrap men around her little finger in her pursuit of the Blue Water sapphire. Subverted in that, unlike most characters of this type, she ends up getting her man - that is, Beau - at the end of the movie.
Giant Poofy Sleeves: Both Flavia and Isabel occasionally wear "leg of mutton" sleeves, which were fashionable in the 1890's and early 1900's.
Giant Waist Ribbon: While the ribbon isn't really that exaggeratedly big, Flavia's red-white-and-blue waist ribbon (the colors of the French flag) strikingly accentuates her otherwise all-white evening outfit.
Earlier, she wears a big black ribbon around her waist to accent a peach-and-black gown.
Good Bad Girl / Really Gets Around: Flavia gets it on with Sir Hector Geste, the prison governor and General Pecheur in pursuit of the Blue Water - but the man she really wants and eventually gets is Beau Geste.
The Great Escape: With behind-the-scenes help from Flavia, who's seduced the prison governor, Digby breaks out of prison (in a Homage to silent comedies, referenced below) so that he can get to Morocco and reunite with Beau. (There are shades of Passive Rescue because the suborned gaolers almost literally walk Digby through the escape, with all sorts of assistance from unlocking doors to helpfully posting arrows showing Digby where he should go next.)
Hair Decorations: During her first lengthy scene, Flavia wears black plumes in her coppery hair to accessorize her peach-and-black evening gown. Later on, she wears a tiara as one of the accessories to her white gown during the film's last half-hour.
Hellhole Prison: Digby, having been (wrongfully) convicted for stealing the Blue Water, is tossed into a horrendously overcrowded, cacophonous (so loud that when Flavia visits him, the two have to yell at the top of their lungs at each other to be heard at all) prison cell in which he's chained to a skeleton.
Isabel, as befits a young lady of the Victorian era, wears a pretty white ribbon in her blonde hair.
Heroes Want Redheads: Beau is smitten by copper-tressed Flavia from the moment they first meet when she's brought home as the new stepmother of the family by Sir Hector...and Flavia is equally attracted to Beau.
Leg Cannon: In addition to his scar collection, Sergeant Markov has an entire closet of prosthetic legs. His regular one is an actual cannon, which he employs to good effect during the fight on the march to Fort Zinderneuf. Another one has a built-in rapier. Even his horse and TeddyBear sport a Leg Cannon! He even has a hollow wooden leg in which he's hiding the Blue Water!
Legion of Lost Souls: The entire second half of the movie is devoted to spoofing every trope associated with the French Foreign Legion.
Letting Her Hair Down: Flavia usually keeps her hair up in an often-exaggerated "Gibson Girl"-style pouf, but lets her tresses down over her shoulders and back during a tryst with General Pecheur.
Ms. Fanservice: Flavia's Gorgeous Period Dress, from her elegant peach-and-black evening gown near the beginning of the film to her skimpy (by Edwardian standards) blue-and-white bathing costume at the end, is tailored to show off her shapely figure, usually with a generous helping of decolletage.
Nice Hat: The main characters all sport spiffy headgear at various points:
Flavia wears huge "Merry Widow"-style hats, accented with things like stuffed birds and full-faced veils, during several scenes.
Digby and Beau sport the classic Foreign Legion white kepi.
Of Corsets Sexy: When the Blue Water sapphire is stolen, Flavia is shown stripped down to her black corset and red silk drawers at one point when the light is turned off and then on again. She's later seen reclining on a bed, again corset-clad, during a tryst with General Pecheur.
Old Retainer: Crumble, the Geste family's faithful butler, is positively antediluvian, with his gray beard hanging almost literally down to his knees.
Opera Gloves: Flavia, as befits a fashionable lady of the 1900's, wears gloves (usually over-the-elbow length) in almost every scene she appears in - except when she's in bed with someone.
Pinky Swear: When 12-year-old Beau and Digby make their patch to stick by each other, they exchange a very complicated arm-wrestling-style grip that they have some difficulty extricating themselves from. This grip pops up again when the brothers reunite at the Foreign Legion training base and at the end of the movies, from hundreds of miles apart, using the Split Screen effect, when we see the brothers snuggled up with their ladyloves - Digby and Isabel on the lawn of Geste Manor, and Beau and Flavia on the beach at the French Riviera.
Reality Changing Miniature: At one point, a hand pointing at Africa on a globe transforms into a gigantic finger poking into the desert sands.
Redhead In Green: Subverted in that Flavia only wears green outfits in a couple of relatively short scenes in the middle of the movie; she's more often seen in black or, during pretty much the entire last third of the film, white.
Scars Are Forever: Subverted by Sergeant Markov, who has an extensive collection of scar designs that he changes every day according to his whim.
Shot at Dawn: Digby is stood up in front of a firing squad near the end of the movie. He gets reprieved, and returns to England - and Isabel.
Sibling Rivalry: Firmly averted - Beau and Digby have a loving, mutually supportive relationship from beginning to end.
Spared by the Adaptation: In the original novel, both Beau and Digby die. Here, both of them live - and John, the surviving brother in the original, is nowhere to be seen.
Spinning Paper: When a spinning newspaper is delivered to the Geste family's doorstep, the paper continues spinning even as butler Crumble attempts to pick it up. He has to keep circling around the spinning newspaper so that he can read the headline.
There's a running gag involving the butler and several similar tropes, including a scene with the Exploding Calendar, where the butler is desperately trying to stop the pages from flying off the calendar.
Stock Footage: Digby has a conversation with Gary Cooper, using clips from the 1939 version of Beau Geste. In another scene, Sheik Abdul encounters Rudolph Valentino.
Sword Fight: Beau and Markov face off with sabers at the climax of the film. Beau wins, but lets Markov live and keep the Blue Water.
Taking the Heat: Digby pleads guilty to the theft of the Blue Water in order to protect Beau, who ran off to Africa with the jewel in order to keep it from falling into Flavia's hands. At the end of the movie, Digby does it again, to facilitate Beau and Flavia's escape.
Twinkle Smile: The heroic Beau flashes his pearly whites in a delighted grin early on during a friendly fencing match with his brother Digby.
Undesirable Suitor: Even though Flavia sleeps with General Pecheur in her quest to get her hands on the Blue Water sapphire, she's less than totally enthusiastic about it:
Flavia Geste: It's been business doing pleasure with you.
Viking Funeral: As twelve-year-old boys, Beau and Digby discuss this custom, leading to the following exchange:
Beau Geste: Digby, will you set fire to me and bury me at sea?
Digby Geste: Well, all right. But not until you're dead.
Voiceover Letter: Spoofed when Digby and Isabel discover Beau's letter; they literally hear Beau's disembodied voice reciting the contents of the letter, and Digby holds the document up to his ear to hear it better.
"Well Done, Son" Guy: Digby, who Sir Hector pretty much was forced to take when he adopted Beau, always has to struggle for Sir Hector's respect or even to be noticed at all by him.