Funny / Ethan Mars Is Gay

• Ethan picking up Shaun from school immediately transitions to the scene where Ethan is forced to drive at top speed on the wrong side of the road as part of the killer's test. He crashes and apparently dies in the flaming wreck as Shaun pitifully calls for him. Cut to the Nostalgia Critic deciding that the scene is too dark and rewriting it:
  Critic: I know! He freezes in place and says-
  Ethan: ... Green pants.
  Critic laughs
  • Immediately after, Shadow appears and guns Ethan down.
• Ethan sits on a bench with himself.
  Left Ethan: Aren't you going to go play with the other kids?
  Right Ethan: I haven't been on a see saw in a while...
• Jayden's presentation on the Origami Killer has to be seen to be believed:
  Jayden: The killer is white.
  Perry: What on earth does that mean?
  Jayden: He doesn't have anything personal against white victims. That's why he covers the victims' faces with mud.
  Blake: Very interesting.
  (pans out to reveal a large steak on Blake's lap)
  Blake: There's a steak here.
  Perry: Continue, Jayden.
  (the display glitches out behind Jayden)
  Jayden: Carter, stop!
  Blake: Assfuck!
  Perry: Enough!
  Jayden: I'm dying of thirst.
• Jayden throws a crowbar at Korda's back, apparently killing him.
  Perry: Jesus Christ, Jayden, are you completely off your head?!
  Jayden: *grabs the desk and roars*
• Shelby visits the grocer:
  Hassan: Can I help you, sir?
  Shelby: My name is Scott Shelby, I'm a ten-year-old boy.
  (Beat)
  Hassan: Mr. Shelby... You are my son.
• Shelby's visits to the Kramer mansion are cut together, resulting in Shelby calmly walking up to the raging party's entrance and going on a random shooting massacre.
• Ethan's interrogation:
  Jayden: Look, Ethan! I ate Shaun!
  Ethan: NOOOOO-!
  (Blake hits him)
• The climax has the game's final level brilliantly edited to show Jayden as the Origami Killer and Shelby as the friendly bystander assisting Ethan, a complete role reversal from how it's meant to go. It only gets funnier as it goes on, culminating in an inexplicable All Just a Dream twist.
• The lesson to be learned from this poop? Shower before you head downstairs.