Funny / Durhamrockerz

• DurhamrockerZ's Hank Hill Is A Dick
  • "Sometime tomorrow you tell her she looks pretty."
  Peggy: Three words: You—
  Hank: You...
  Peggy:—look—
  Hank:...look...
  Peggy:—pretty.
  Hank:...like an annoying greasy-headed loser.
  Luaul: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
  Hank: Damn, sister!
• Hank Of The Hill.
  "It's a beautiful day. Yay."
  "SEAKING! SEAKING! SEAKING! OIL PAINTINGS! OIL PAINTINGS— SEAKING!!"
  "BE THERRRRRERRRRR... RRR... RRRRREEEHHH!
  "Dallas? Sallad? *dramatic zoom""
  "Crackheads and Debutants." SUNDAY!!
  Boomhauer's chopped and screwed regular speech with only THE BIGGEST NAMES IN MOWERS, HEDGES AND CLIPPERS, BE THERE! being the only thing decipherable.
  Peggy: Now Hank is not just my husband, he is also my coach.
  Cissy Cobb: (Ooh's to the tune of Oh Susanna) well, you'll be needing one of these. (Presents Hank with a T-shirt)
• Will's Mom Gets Laid Mama NOOOOOOOOO and Will taking a breather set to the jeopardy music.
• Hank Of The Hell
  • Hey where's grampa. —WHAT'S GOOD NYUGGAHHH????!!!!
  • "It's just shit! It's not gonna kill you! (demonic laughing with increasingly distorted closeups of Hank)"
• THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW U
  • The "Mattress Ranch" intro.
  • Bobby watching in on the slumber party, only for it to be ended by the 20th Century Fox Television logo
    Bobby: Dang it! Show's over.
  • Chane speaking with Chad Warden's voice when he and his goons crash the slumber party.
    Bobby: Okay, girls, the guys aren't here.
  • Take a boxing course at the YMCA. Yay!
  • "There is one other class, but it wouldn't be right for you." "Tit!"
    Joeseph: My dad says whenever you're in a jail-type situation... *makes a derpy, off-model face*... hang yourself with your pants.
  • "TIME TO REALLY EXPLODE!" *BOOM*
• The Life and Death of Mr. Hill:
  • Bill randomly saying he's been castrated, disturbing Hank.
  • When Dale asks Boomhauer if he can ride his mower in a hurricane, he starts going on an unintelligible rant, and then suddenly another Boomhauer's head appears over Bill giving a similar rant before Dale breaks it up by shouting "Corn!"
  • Dale to John Redcorn: "Get inside and start screwing my wife!"
  • "Well if I'm gonna spend money on it, I gotta know if it's Jack Ruby's ass! ...Alright, what colors does it come in?"
  • Dale throwing his insect spray after his wand catches fire, causing an explosion. Bill cheers, but is cut off by being blown up by another explosion.
  • This quote was already funny in the source material, but it was made funnier by having Boomhauer be even harder to understand than usual.
    Dale: Boomhauer, if I ever heard anybody reading from a script, that was it!
  • A guitar cue is accompanied by split-second text reading "EAT AT MICKEY DEES"
  • The ending. Hank is shot, Dale cries his name, and... roll credits.
• No Meal For Ol' Beal:
  • Hank destroying one of Bill's presents, a Valve box containing a sun hat.
  • The Metal Gear Solid parody where Hank gets a codec call by Dale.
    • "Bitch, take off the dress." "Whyyyyyyyyy do you keep calling me bitch?"
• Boggle Crunch
  • This exchange:
  Bobby: You must have caught my AIDS, and I know when too. It was that time I AAAAAAAAA in your face!
  Luanne: I don't remember that...
  Bobby: Well, you were asleep.
  • Hank telling Bobby that he "better put some LOSER! on" his cereal.