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- Ash pulls out his pocket monster
. Too many good quotes to pick just one. - 2500: Escape from Pooptanamo Bay:
- I hope she made lotsa Ed, Edd n Eddy!
- Being a nigga, I'll pay millions for watermelons!
- Octagons have just been stolen from Sesame Street!
- Crack in the d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-door!
- Life by the cock! BREAKFAST!
- I smoke weed every day! Lotsa SPAGHETTI.
- Bubsy Bobcat's Inflation Fascination Complication
- Doctor Rabbit singing D'Mite's "Read a Book"
- "And nothing of value was lost."
- "Incredible piece of shit that can turn your imagination into imagination."
- The entire spoof of the Donkey Kong Rap:This Kong has a small penis.
His coconut gun spurts jizz.
He's finally back to take you to Hell. - "I'm gonna destroy the world for shits and giggles, and because I'm a faggot, for crying out loud!"
- "You have a very, very small peek-a-boo."
- This scene:Bubsy: Now, I'm gonna imagine something so mind-numbingly incredible, that it will instantly save the day! Yes, no, yes, yes, oh yes I like it!
(the machine erupts in smoke and we see what he imagined: the end credits rolling while "What a Feeling" plays.)
- StarFucks Zero Adventures debutes at E3:Shigeru Miyamoto (translated): The Wii U has a cock, and it's a big cock that pisses on the disc.
- "There's the Landmaster, and also the Landmaster. You can also play different stages with THE LANDMASTER. So I hope you'll have fun trying out courses with THE LANDMASTER."
- "Star Fox is a game." (long pause) "It's really exciting."
- The Warners Kill Their Long Lost Brother
- The variable verse:Dot: Come back, Shaney!
Man: My name's not Shane! (shoots fire from his finger) - Rap Rat coming out of the water tower.
- The Warners singing "CDI!" as one is shown next to them.
- "Rattle me bones!" "Bet you can't say that five times fast!"
- This part after the pirate segment:Link: I won!
Zelda: No, you did not!
Link: Screw you, bitch, I won! - Slappy's own show being interrupted by The Big Bang Theory.
- Slappy trying to fix her TV, only to see a video of The King and Mario singing "What is Love".
- The remix of Slappy Squirrel dialogue to the theme song of Space Jam.
- "You are suffering from acute Warneritis!" being said in G-Major, followed by Dr. Scratchnsniff screaming loudly, followed by Medic from Team Fortress 2 saying "And the doctor was never heard from again!"
- "UN (Dr. Scratchnsniff screams) DER (Dr. Scratchnsniff screams) WE(Dr. Scratchnsniff screams) AAAAR! (Dr. Scratchnsniff screams)"
- Yakko dancing to the theme song to I. M. Meen.
- The segment of the poop with "Cookies For Einstein":Albert Einstein: This better be important! I'm thinking about black bitches!
Wakko: You wanna buy a yummy box of shut the fuck up? - Wakko being inflated as a caption reading "This image brought to you by DeviantArt" pops up on screen.
- The Minerva Mink portion:Blue wolf: I whispered nothing in your ear.
(He whispers in her ear, which is muted, and then shakes her) - The "Win Big" segment, featuring a skunk and Mario as contestants.
- "Oh my God, I'm so fucking stoned in your old Kentucky home!"
- "Look!" (shows a back view of the same skunk from the Win Big segment) "It's a big fat fanny!" (blows raspberry)
- The final joke before the credits:Dr Scratchsniff: I've got balls of steel!
Yakko: Goodnight, everybody! - The theme to King of the Hill playing over the end credits.
- The variable verse:
Other
- me and the boys.Stu: You broke Skype, you motherfucker!
Hoz: (laughing) Stu...!
...
Employee: Thank you for calling McDonald's, this is Jim, how can I help you?
Hoz (sound bite): SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M TALKING!
(Beat)
Employee: Excuse me?
...
Stu: In my town, well in one of the towns I go to all the time, there's this store called "Basic: your Best Buy," and right by it is a Best Buy. I am shitting you not... Ooh! Hey, will 1-888 work?
Hoz: Yeah, it's free.
Stu: YEAH! Let's call Best Buy! Motherfuckers!
Hoz: They have Best Buy in Bri—(gets cut off by an extremely loud sound bite) - Stu reads a book for 15 minutes, in which Stu reads excerpts from Saturday Morning Mind Control. Highlights include:
- When he's reading a part that includes a list of shows with the largest number of violent acts.Stu: And... wh-what the hell—Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future, at 124 violent acts [per hour]. Okay, I gotta see that. The hell?
- His reaction upon finding out that apparently, Smurfette was not just the only female, but a transgender female.
- The book states that some insults in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! is "hardly the behavior or language that our society deems appropriate for most business, social, or family situations."Stu: This book sounds like a teacher I used to have! I mean, I've never seen anything in my life that bitched and moaned about everything so frickin' bad, but this book, my God!
- When he's reading a part that includes a list of shows with the largest number of violent acts.
- His impression of Nitro frontman, Jim Gillette.:"I wanna lick your PUSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
- Now he streams on Twitch. Highlights include:
- The title of the video on YouTube is "Redneck attempts to gaming".
- The first game he plays is TNN Bass Tournament of Champions, the most redneck game he can find. The music is so hilariously horrible, he cracks up and has to close his emulator and mute the volume.
- Next he plays a Thomas & Friends game.
