Funny / YouTube Poop News

• The entirety of "Worst Poops of All Time".
  • Stu's reaction to "YTP tennis round 3.wmv".
  "What.....the......fuck?"
  • His taking on "Weegee Visits Hyrule".
  Random Voice: (very distorted) YouTube Poop.
  Stu: Can you SMELL the Steven Spielberg production quality?! That's not even Steven Seagal—
  (cut to a literal Steven Seagull)
  Steven Seagull: I'm just...a BIRD.
  Stu: —production quality!
  • Earlier, when Stu asks the person who made "Arthur poop 1" if he even knows about Windows Movie Maker, he quickly regrets this (and loses it) when he sees a kid's response to several famous poopers.
  Stu: This next one, at least this kid used Windows Movie Maker...! Which...is an improvement? I GUESS? (imitating original maker of video) Kroboproductions is the good guy and the rest are EVIL! You can tell who this favorite YouTube Pooper is and what he's a fanboy of! And, oh, it's the cheap way of making somebody else! Have the king, and Link, and everybody starring them! (regarding a terrible MS Paint version of Link) Oh, look at that! (cut to a terrible MS Paint version of Luigi; Stu promptly loses it here) OH, LO-HO-HOOOORD, GOD!!!! I can safely say that I can draw better! And there's no audio throughout this entire segment. (cue some text-to-speech audio) OH, NEVERMIND!
• "Top 10 Most Useless Crap in YouTube Poop" opens with Stu pretending to be a loud radio announcer. After a while he coughs himself hoarse and gives up.
  • Number four on the list, which Stu promptly skips.
  Stu: #4, and this is just disgusting: having an unhealthy obsession with one certain source because you're secretly in love with... oh, I better skip that one. Never mind, forget I said anything!
• In "Poops win wars so buy poop bonds", he says that if you ask a YouTube Poop fanboy nowadays who invented YTP, they'll say "Uhh... MoBrosStudios?" Made even funnier by Derpy Hooves appearing on the screen in the background.
  • This becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when you realize MoBros actually used one of Stu's quotes in his "Top 10 Worst SpongeBob Episodes" video.
• WHY THE FUCK IS MY DICK JIZZING BLOOD!?
• "Your Poop Is Backing Up", which is mostly about the Happy Tree Friends episode "YouTube Copyright School":
  • When Stuart explains that the video is similar to cheesy old educational videos that played in schools, he overdubs footage from such a video with the following:
  "Steve was an ordinary boy, playing with ordinary toys. He had a nice day at his school everyday. That is, until he met Mr. Republican Man!" (dramatic music plays)
  • "Exploitable herder!" is yelled at the same time the audience in the video cheers for the Lumpy movie.
  • During the part in the video about copyright strikes, Stuart notices that the video copied the "strike" symbol from Family Feud, a show that his non-American viewers wouldn't know about. He then states that he finds it ironic that this happened even though the video itself was about copyright infringment as dramatic music plays a second time.

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