Funny / Nijisanji

The below covers just a fraction of the silliness the livers can get up to.

Main Branch

Tsukino Mito

• Many of the things that appear in her early compilation videos consist of funny moments.
  • Part 1 includes several funny moments from the first set of Europe Kikaku games Mito played, as well as that time Mito claimed to have played Amagami at the age of 8.
  • Part 2 includes Mito showing off her unique cookies (featuring fake blood left over from Halloween), talking about eating grass, and hiding things with herself.
  • Part 3 includes Mito playing a weird game about making croquettes, a game inspired by her previous streams, and using a voice changer to read out some infamous copypastas.
  • Part 4 includes several more unique games inspired by her streams, with entertaining reactions.
  • Best of Mito-chan! Total defeat edition includes Mito picking a fight with Tsukasa Ayatsuji from Amagami, and the incident where Mito complains about being mistaken for being underage when out at night, before remembering her age and backpedalling.
• Mito tries another Europe Kikaku game about "mountain climbing".
• Mito streams from the bath (with her clothes on), bamboozling everyone. The bamboozlement grows further when she then sings "Cruel Angel's Thesis" while underwater.
• After a serious sequence involving Mito being possessed, becoming a zombie, losing her memories and having to be reminded of her identity by the chat, Mito then gets her body back by telling Possessed!Mito about a series of (fan-submitted) ridiculous fake rumours about her and claiming they're all real in order to convince her that she's someone not worth taking over, culminating in "Mito once starved to death because she was afraid of forks".
• Mito did a contest for people to impersonate her. Naturally, there were some very entertaining entries:
  • A guy submitter was disqualified because his voice was cuter than hers.
  • Another guy puts his entry in song (complete with guitar playing) and has an existential crisis midsong. (Here's the clean audio, by the way.)
  • The alien abductee.
• Mito using the Saito-san app to call a random person and seeing if Akinator can guess his identity.
• The infamous "apology stream" made in response to her Prison Princess stream being banned barely a minute into the game, in which Mito treats "YouTube-kun" as a virgin who's easily provoked while doing using the thumbnail of her banned stream with "wholesome" background music.
• Mito asked her viewers to send in info on dreams they had about her.
  • One viewer decided he wanted to attract her to his dreams by shaving his head to make it resemble an Animal Crossing: New Horizons island since she'd been playing it lately. (It didn't work.)
  • She also asked other livers about their dreams about her. Turns out Ritsuki Sakura sometimes dreams about their really awkward first meeting (in which Mito offered her Ramune candy and then claimed to be Lulu Suzuhara).
• Mito plays around with recordings of her 3D model. The best part is that the clip of Mito eating something off the ground would be used as her standby screen for a long time afterwards.
• For an otome game stream Mito put on a high-pitched cutesy voice, claiming that it was her usual voice. She only stops when someone superchats her 10000 yen with the message "Will you stop if I pay this much?"
  • Shortly after that someone writes a long comment about how they became her fan after watching her cover of "Chururira Chururira Daddadda!" — except that they addressed it to Pekora Usada. Mito's reaction is as one might expect.
• Mito shooting Santa at the start of her Christmas 2020 singing stream. This wasn't the only time that happened during that stream, by the way.
• Mito's second impersonation contest.
  • Shinzo Abe (?) shows up midway through to congratulate her and do an impersonation.
  • Guitar guy comes back, of course.
• Mito's April Fools stream for 2021 has her announcing the results of a popularity contest she'd never talked about before, ranking different characters and versions of herself that appeared in her streams.
  • Just the fact that "characters" such as natto and an axe thrown by Mito were included as entries and placed higher than actual characters (though to be fair this sort of thing isn't uncommon in this type of poll).
  • When introducing Nazono Mito she picked out English comments as the poll comments to showcase, then promptly failed at translating said comments and had to ask the chat.
  • Nazono Mito invades the room complaining about the results being rigged. Mito eventually succeeds in defeating them by summoning a silhouette of Shinzo Abe who talks at an inaudible volume.
  • The stream ends with a cover of "Koi" by Gen Hoshino, as sung by "Tsukino Mito Family". This was later released as its own video.
• Mito plays Uma Musume, and picks a fight with Sakura Bakushin O just like she did with Tsukasa Ayatsuji, declaring her intent to be the Class Representative of all world lines.
• Mito released an image of herself on Twitter and challenged her viewers to make meme edits. They didn't disappoint.
• During the Nijisanji pachinko tournament Mito set up a framing device where she was dreaming about playing pachinko, claiming that since she was underage it would be illegal otherwise. Things go well in the first round, but eventually she starts losing, leading firstly to Color Failure in her dream self, then to her soul leaving her sleeping body.
• For her birthday in 2021 Mito asked for pics of otaku-style birthday tributes, such as cakes or pictures placed in front of a PC. In the first image she picked, the person decided to be a smartass and edited an image of a cake in front of the system unit on the floor.
• Mito gets a text-generating AI to fill in her profile.

Kenmochi Touya

• Since Touya and his fanbase specialise in bantering with each other, basically any time he interacts with them (or rather, fights against them) for an extended period of time will lead to funny moments.
  • Case in point: the time he played Slither Io.
  • Here are some of the things his fans sent him for his birthday.
• Touya's fans like to shitpost at him through Marshmallow questions, part of the reason why he's called the Marshmallow King. Here's a compilation of him reading some of the funniest ones, and here are two more.
  • Here's someone Flipping the Bird at him.
• This also happens whenever he asks for video thumbnails. Or when he doesn't ask for them, for that matter.
  • His review of thumbnails for his 150,000 subscriber celebration stream had him scroll through a very, very long series of assorted (and hilarious) shitposts.
  • At some point he started reviewing thumbnails almost every stream, frequently involving putting him into various ridiculous situations. He still checks them every now and then.
• When he played Plague Inc. on stream for the first time he named his disease "Lolicon", leading to various hilarious lines as lolicon spread around the world.
• Touya's parody of Kana Nishino's "Torisetsu".
• For April Fools' Day 2021 Touko returned and had a conversation with Touya begging him to let her take over permanently. Then Michael Yamamoto shows up and they end up in a three-way rap battle.
  • The same stream revealed that Touya has a folder on his desktop called "Nijisanji Destruction Plan".
• Touya decides to host a Civilization Revolution tournament with a bunch of other livers (Kuzuha, Minato Fuwa, Kanae, Ibrahim), only to discover one day before the event that the game's online service ended seven years earlier — after the other participants had bought PS3s specifically for the event. He decides to make the most of it by holding a trial stream:
  • His viewers acted as both the prosecution and defence, posting their arguments on Twitter. Naturally, they brought in several unrelated topics, such as the time he sang on an NHK show.
  • He pulled the verdict from his Marshmallows. The result: "Tuna orange". Apparently this was equivalent to guilty, because he then gets imprisoned.
• Touya tests out an AI that is supposed to detect faces. It evidently doesn't work well on VTubers.

Fumino Tamaki / Noraneko

• One time she failed to disconnect her stream. Mito messaged her to let her know, except that she then failed to disconnect her stream again, and viewers were treated to her doing random things such as singing 'Arigatou' with the lyrics replaced with "asshole" (ketsu no ana) and drumming to Gurenge. Mito had to call her directly and point it out.
• The infamous collaboration with Taka Radjiman of Nijisanji ID, and its various random moments. Highlights:
  • Taka has to explain that India and Indonesia are different. It doesn't help that she planned to make naan bread for the stream.
  • Tamaki asking him "Do you know Nijisanji?" despite him already being from Nijisanji.
  • The fact that the first several minutes were in very awkward English even though Taka could speak Japanese.
• When the #NIJINYANJI project was announced Tamaki wasn't included because she didn't have a 3D model. In response, she decided to stream through the entire duration of the project — 14 hours in total. Of course, the stream isn't just her singing Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya. Highlights include (partial highlights here):
  • Roping in her brother into singing when he calls her, and then later getting her sister to sing;
  • Getting viewers to sing (or not), some of which were better than others, including the infamous Mito impersonator guitar guy;
  • Getting Nijisanji livers to join in (or trying to), including Gilzaren III, Sango Suo, and Sister Claire;
  • Calling up other YouTubers — Takaharu Ooi (the pro mahjong player, who she called 3 times while he was streaming), Tamaki Inuyama (who managed to avoid singing), Yutabon and Atsushi.
• Tamaki's English-only stream. She managed to call several different people and have some "interesting" conversations with them. Clips here.
• Tamaki's 3D debut stream was as chaotic as one might expect (partial highlights):
  • Tamaki shows off her chest size in front of Mugi, and later Mito and Kaede.
  • One of the early transition scenes has Tamaki imitating a cricket for some reason.
  • Tamaki re-enacts the Get Down meme with her 3D model. She does all the poses properly, as well.
  • The alternative faces she has include a Pien face, which she uses to sing Pien no Uta, and a Joey Wheeler meme face.
  • Tamaki sets up the Party to Protect Citizens from Ichikara and promises to crush Ichikara. This gets her hauled in front of Mito who lectures her.
  • The ending has an On the Next parodying the famous "Jounouchi Dies" preview from Yu-Gi-Oh!.

Otogibara Era

• Era's dirty mind is exposed when she plays Plug & Play.
• Era's 3D debut stream had many funny moments (highlights):
  • Era being showered with money and parodying the logo and ad jingle for "High-Income Job Information Vanilla", a website that advertises mainly sex work and which is infamous for the advertising cars that play its Ear Worm jingle. (Incidentally, this caught the attention of Vanilla's official Twitter account.)
  • Her reaction to guessing various objects while blindfolded, such as the bust of Eudrick.
• Era rewatches her debut stream one year on and cringes at basically everything.
  • Here's the Puchisanji version.

Machita Chima

• Chima Machita has the voice of an opera singer. So she uses this talent for comedic purposes, like singing Japanese puns to the tune of Freesia, or singing Caro Mio Ben to goad other streamers into laughing.
• Chima re-enacting the Get Down meme with her avatar while singing "Promise".
• Chima tries to solve a calculus problem without getting angry.
• Chima discovers that Shiba and Karuta built a high-rise apartment building with only one bed, and goes to confront Shiba when she logs in while acting like a Yandere.

Gwelu Os Gar

• Gwelu hosted "Stream won't end until Kana Sukoya solves an integral equation", which is Exactly What It Says on the Tin and a reference to a previous stream he did with Ririmu that lasted 8 hours. However, since Kana already knows calculus she solves the problem before Gwelu finishes his introduction.
• Gwelu gives a very serious chemistry lesson to Fumi.
• For his 180,000 subscriber endurance stream Gwelu decides to stream without speaking until he reaches 180k, instead miming his reactions. The listeners respond by repeatedly unsubscribing and resubscribing, causing his live count to rise and fall by 100 or 200 subs at a time.

Mayuzumi Kai

• Mayuzumi once decided to take some suggestions from viewers on how to change his image. Here's the result. He revisited the stream a few months later and doesn't mince words at all.
• Mayuzumi sets up various Minecraft shaders to test the performance of his computer. After he's been standing still for a while Shellin builds a train track around him and starts riding a cart on the track. Kai eventually breaks the track apart, sending Shellin crashing to the ground.
• At the start of an Among Us game Mayuzumi offers to pair up with Mao Matsukai since she was still inexperienced, but is concerned about ending up as imposter. Saegusa Akina suggests that Mayuzumi should just kill Mao as fast as possible if that happens. Sure enough, he pulls impostor and promptly kills Mao within five seconds of the kill button being enabled, in full view of half the players.
• Mayuzumi does a stream where he reacts to the very stream he's making with a slight delay. Later in the stream he reduces the delay, and by the end of the stream there are at least 40 nested copies of the stream.
• Mayuzumi's 100,000 subscriber celebration call-in stream had him sitting in the middle of an empty room set up for a large party. Various people show up in the comments but throw in excuses for why they can't call in. Midway through Lize declares her intention to celebrate with him and he shoos her off because it would ruin the joke.
  • A few months later, he revealed that he'd found a way to stop it from happening again: throw money at everything (courtesy of a game he found on Steam).
    "Are you watching? Natsuiro-san, are you watching? Amane-san, are you watching? Minato-san, are you watching? I won't have a zero-person call-in ever again. By spending money... the calls will come..." (starts laughing crazily)

Levergacha Daipan

• The World Daipan Classic has the guests compete for the strongest "daipan" (a term meaning to hit a table or arcade machine in frustration), and some of the attempts are hilariously bad. Luis Cammy in particular somehow managed to get a zero, and staff wondered if the machine was broken. When she tried again she got a score of 4, an easy last place in an event where most people score in the hundreds.
• For the final episode Shellin Burgundy, who provided the program's voiceover, is hyped up as the "last boss". Sure enough, they come to the final match, a race in Gran Turismo 7, only to get an anticlimax when it turns out that Shellin sucks at the game and Yashiro beats him with a huge lead.

B-Grade Variety of Nijisanji (Kari)

• Debidebi Debiru visits a chocolate factory. Unfortunately, after the staff get protective clothes there aren't any left for Debi, so they get packed into a plastic bag instead.
• Debidebi Debiru visits a wasabi factory and enters the wasabi gas chamber.
• For one episode, Kenmochi is asked to choose the episode's theme. What this really is is an excuse to bring up the infamous "I want pudding" incident, and so he's given the choice of pudding, mud, and horse poo.

Game-Lu? Game-Ru!

• Kenmochi's introduction in his episode was through him watching the main cast through the window with an ominous aura surrounding him. He successfully freaks out Amamiya.
• After Game-Lu? Game-Ru!'s renewal is announced, the three hosts go looking for someone to do narration:
  • They first call Suo Sango, who tries to politely refuse. Then Amamiya brings up the "Mysterious onee-chan" from B-Grade Variety, and Sango denies that it's her. Very forcefully.
  • They then ask Shellin Burgundy. Shellin seems vaguely receptive until they mention that they don't have money to pay him. Shellin claims that a murder case has suddenly come in and declines their offer.
  • Their third attempt is Vox Akuma. Trying to ask him for narration causes him to launch into a spiel about the lore of Five Nights at Freddy's.

ROF-MAO Cram School

• One episode has the staff going through the ROF-MAO members' bags. Despite them pretending it was sudden, they were actually told in advance, so the results are very silly:
  • Kagami has an entire case dedicated to storing TCG cards. Even his regular work bag has a spare card protector in case he finds a rare card.
  • Fuwa and Kaida also have exaggerated bag contents, with Fuwa's being full of nutrient supplements, and Kaida having otaku goods including multiple figures.
  • Kenmochi meanwhile has the most unique materials. He then mocks anyone whose opinion of him was easily swayed by his bag contents.
• One episode centred around the four members doing various things blindfolded, but in reality Kenmochi was pranking the other three members.

Unsorted

• Lulu's idea of a toy for people of all ages is a time bomb that you play hot potato with. The other Niji members awkwardly try to suggest non-lethal ways to play with it, but Lulu continues to insist that, yes, it's as lethal as it sounds.
• Kaede and Mito singing Shintakarajima while Mito gets 100kg weights dropped on her every few seconds.
• During Dokuzuhonsha's stream of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, when Himawari and Kuzuha are playing they encounter the "Who's On First" module and promptly demonstrate why it has that name.
  Himawari: Left side, second from the top... (reading the button) "Eh?"?
  Kuzuha: Eh? Wha?
  Himawari: "Eh?"
  Kuzuha: What happened?
• Mea Kagura "accidentally" leaks that Gwelu Os Gar is married while he is streaming at the same time, leading to them talking and Mea seemingly being worried about what would happen. He then stops his stream and begins a ridiculously over-the-top "public apology", at which point Mea explains (on her own stream) that the whole thing was staged. Then it turns out that Mea thought it was a joke when he told her about being married and she only realised the truth just then.
  • During the apology stream Gwelu announced the opening of memberships on his channel and then birthday plans while still crying.
• Mito and Touya play LINE text chicken. The rules: send a fake message^note "This Saturday is our one month anniversary, so let's go somewhere to eat!" to a person, then try to leave the message up as long as possible before deleting it without the message being seen. Hilarity Ensues, especially when they fail and have to deal with the other person's reactions.
• There's a trend of the livers doing unique "appeals" during the standby waiting time for big tournaments.
  • From the 3rd Nijisanji Mario Kart Cup highlights include:
    • Mao trying to flaunt her chest, which would be more effective if she had any. Ratna does a bit better when she does it.
    • Lize bragging about her internet speeds (500 Mbps download, 220 Mbps upload!)
    • Hajime, meanwhile, prefers to flaunt his crotch — leading Masaru to do the same but with his genderbent version.
    • People doing self-promotion in various unique ways.
    • Mito fiddling with a pic of Touya.
  • The finals also had their own set of loading screens.
• Kei Nagao receives a Marshmallow from a Fumi fan telling him about how she was commenting that she hasn't received any Marshmallows from angry fans yet, and asks him to write a fake Marshmallow to send to her. Unfortunately just as he sends it through Fumi shows up in the chat and reveals she was watching the whole thing.
  • He and Tojiro Genzuki later turned it into a song. The resulting song is actually really good and emotional if you ignore the lyrics.
    Song video description: Please forget Japanese.
  • And then as part of his 3D debut he performed the song complete with choreography and backup dancers... and Fumi showing up and knocking him out at the end.
• Ange wrote shipfics featuring herself and fellow livers for the Nijisanji Minecraft server's library set up by Kokoro Amamiya.
  • Here's the whole set as read by Tomoe.
  • Belmond and Yuika have both reacted to the fics featuring themselves.
  • Since it's a permanent addition to the library, even new livers can experience the work's uniqueness, such as when VOLTACTION visited the library and Seraph convinced Akira to read from it out loud.
  • While we're at it, Kei's contribution, inspired by the fake Marshmallow he wrote above, was a fictional diary about a rather obsessive fan of Kei, while Kana's contribution (here as read by Tomoe, or Lize) was a set of "interesting" lines for others to voice act.
  • Mito's contribution (not yet translated) proves once again the depth of her Internet subculture knowledge as she sets up hers in the style of a 2ch "anka thread" (an Interactive Fiction style thread where the responses to fill in are marked in the text as anchors to a post number somewhere in the next few posts; here Mito closes her eyes and selects a random comment in the live text chat to put in), leading to some very funny results, and finishes off the story by using a copypasta as her afterword.
• The saga of the Lantern Trees (on the Nijisanji Minecraft server), trees made of emeralds that "grow" lanterns, built by Haru. Starts off wholesome enough... then Shellin finds the tree built on the mountain and decides to expand it a bit. The saga continues when Luis Cammy tries to clean it up, then Shellin and Haru decide they might as well turn it into a complete monstrosity.
• Kei pretends to be Ibrahim during a Meifu collaboration in order to prank Furen. Furen gets suspicious and starts asking questions, and every time she asks a question Kei has to ask the chat for the answer. Cue Melissa trying to explain why "Ibrahim" took two "toilet breaks" within 10 seconds of each other.
• Kaede and Mito's song for the 2020 Nijisanji Unit Music Festival was "Buta no Gohan". Not the kind of song one would expect them to sing at first glance (especially when they did more standard fare in the past... and earlier in the same event, for that matter).
  Kenmochi: You thought they were idols? This is Nijisanji!
• From the bonus disc of "Prismatic Colors" comes a cover of "Memeshikute" by Golden Bomber, performed by Uzuki Kou, Kenmochi Touya and Shellin Burgundy. Nijisanji released an official video for it, which is more-or-less faithful to the original — and therefore has its own share of funny moments:
  • The roles of the man and woman at the start of the video are played by Kizuku Yashiro and Chaika Hanabatake. Touya's face in the middle when Kizuku puts his arm around Chaika potentially takes on a whole new meaning.
  • When Kou does the part where he takes his shirt off, his chest is censored.
  • Kou playing the guitar with his teeth during the bridge.
  • The pom-pom holders in the last chorus are filled in by Belmond Banderas, Keisuke Maimoto, Kuzuha, Kanae and Hayato Kagami. They are rather less enthusiastic than their counterparts in the original video, ranging from "making an attempt" (Keisuke) to "why did I agree to this" (Belmond).
  • In the making-of video Joe Rikiichi questions why he's in the video if he didn't sing the song. The others confirm that it was entirely because of his face.
• This idol audition skit featuring Masaru and Sister Claire as the judges and Shellin, Kana, Naruse Naru and Eru as applicants.
• Ex Albio tried out Sasaki Saku's method of making thumbnails. It doesn't quite work out.
• For Minecraft New Year's 2021 Kaida Haru was the first to set up an ema at the Neo Gion shrine. Then Nagao Kei found it and decided to write a joke board impersonating Haru, which leads to a whole series of livers joining in. And they're still being added to to this day.
  • When Kagami Hayato found them several months later he started seriously wondering about Kaida's mentality before he worked out what was going on
  • And then the Minecraft server connection happened and the emas went multilingual. More than once.
  • By the time Nozomi and Meruto find them the emas have built up to a third board full of absurd requests.
• Higuchi Kaede's cursed ASMR (clip).
• Shellin built a Pachinko sign in Minecraft that lights up. Then he added a feature where the "pa" can be turned off, leading to the sign reading "chinko" (penis). See it in action here (as demonstrated by Ars).
  • In Kuukiyomi 3 there's a question where the player is passing in front of a pachinko sign, which Shellin was naturally excited about when he played it. He even changed the name of the stream to "**chinko" before it started.
• The "You Laugh, You Lose" competition, in which the contestants (Yumeoi and Fuyuki) are shown a series of "touching stories" and have to avoid laughing in order to win.
  • Melissa tells a story of how a scout from Nijisanji appeared while they were singing on the street and requests the song they can sing the best, so Melissa sings "Chichi wo Moge" from Zatch Bell!. And Haru Kaida just so happened to be there to play the guitar.
  • Chima gets the contestants to laugh just by singing "Caro ben mio" seriously.
• Kyoko Todoroki tries to draw a self-portrait while blindfolded.
• For Ririmu's 200,000 subscriber commemoration, Kuzuha and Kou set up "Pacific Ririmu", a plan where they direct Ririmu through calls with various other members. Of course, things go south fast:
  • Haru Kaida is first up, and not only does he gets roasted with Ririmu calling him an unsuccessful musician (a line uttered by Kuzuha), but Ririmu then interrupts him with shouts of "Oi!" and tries to encourage him loudly.
  • When talking with Levi Elipha, Levi asks about what streams Ririmu did that stood out, and Kuzuha feeds her some lines about an "eating live goldfish stream", claiming that all the original Nijisanji members did it, leading Levi to wonder if she has to do it too.
  • During her call with Sara Hoshikawa, Ririmu and co. manage to botch the conversation completely, culminating in Ririmu declaring that she likes the way Sara "laughs at tears" after mishearing a line. After the call ends Ririmu laments that she lost a friend.
  • Then there are the many times she repeats lines blindly.
    Kou: "My favourite food is [blank]".
    Ririmu: My favourite food is blank.
    Kuzuha: "Blank"! You... (laughing)
    Haru: Eh? I wonder what that blank could be?
    Kuzuha: Say it for yourself! She's 100% under our control...
  • Kagami Hayato hints that he guessed the premise of the stream when he comments that he'll "have to talk to the pilots later", and asks Ririmu if she watched Pacific Rim (she hadn't). He makes good on his promise when they all get tried on "Tasukete! Gakkyu Saiban" over the whole mess and found guilty, leading to the three of them receiving a punishment game.
• When Utako appeared as a guest during Touya's radio show Sharpness Radio, during the rap battle she started naming various ero manga that she'd been reading, all of which were heavily censored.
• Nagao declares during a Mario Kart stream that there's no way that his sister will get married before he does. When called out by the comments he assures them that she's probably not watching — then there's the sound of his phone vibrating, after which he starts praising his sister (badly).
• Sanbaka's Gomi BGM (originating from when they tried to create a song during their debut streams).
  • They tried again during the Idol Costume Relay. Here's the result.
• Sasaki Saku blows up Ichikara because her stickers looked bad.
• In February 2021 Sara Hoshikawa made an English self-introduction video. Both the YouTube and Twitter versions had Japanese subtitles, but while the YouTube version had normal subtitles the Twitter version instead had a Gag Sub written by Kaida Haru (a translation can be found in this Reddit comment).
• Kenmochi and Gaku play Dream Club Zero together, and Gaku keeps choosing the pachinko option despite Touya's attempts to stop him. When Touya has to go to the fridge to get some drinks, Gaku goes to pachinko again, wins some money, then asks the chat to claim that he earned it through a cleaning job. Touya comes back, finds the whole chat praising cleaning and isn't fooled one bit.
• JKL (Mito, Kaede, Rin and Elu) play the Kuzozako English Telephone Game, inspired by a famous MMD animation that featured them. Since all of the JK Gumi suck at English the messages get messed up beyond recognition almost immediately.
• Ange Katrina channels her inner Dirty Old Man while visiting Yumenographia. Special mention goes to the point where Ange tries to get a virtual Indirect Kiss via a coffee cup, only for the girl to turn the cup around to avoid it every time, leading to Ange "licking" the entire lip of the cup.
• Part of Kokoro Amamiya's 3D debut stream includes a version of "Pokemon in Real Life" starring Kokoro and Lize.
• Haru Kaida worries that he's being too cool.
• Any time that a liver states they'll end the stream if something happens and it takes much less time than expected. It happens often enough that the official (Japanese) clip channel did three compilations.
  • The funniest is probably Debidebi Debiru, who did a stream of Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy in which the stream ends if they let out a cute voice. They don't even make it through their greeting.
• For Ibrahim's 3D debut, after some games with Ex Albio he sits down at a pachislot machine and starts playing (while giving commentary to the audience)... and keeps playing... and keeps playing. In the end, apart from a short break in the middle Ibrahim spent nearly 40 minutes of his 1 hour 3D debut with his back to the camera playing pachislot. The sequence only ends when someone comes up to tell him the parlour is closing, and even then he has to be dragged away from the machine.
  • Apparently if the staff hadn't decided to bring in Ex Albio he would have spent the first 15 minutes playing the pachislot machine instead.
• After a round of Kizuku Yashiro testing Himawari Honma on academic questions, Himawari sets up a surprise quiz for both of them, where they would both try to solve five questions set by the staff. Kizuku gets frustrated at the increasingly ridiculous questions and how obvious of a set-up it was, and eventually...
  Himawari: The surprise event of "giving extra hard questions to Yashiro and Hima getting every question correct" is a success... ah...
  Kizuku: WHAT PART OF THAT WAS A SUCCESS?! YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET EVERY QUESTION RIGHT!!!
• Someone made a WarioWare-style game based on Ex Albio, and he played it on stream. It has to be seen to be believed, especially the bit where the creator shows up in the game.
• Yuika Shiina decides to play a prank on Era Otogibara for her first visit to the Minecraft server.
• Shellin's debut stream contains the tackiest VTuber introduction PowerPoint of all time, complete with clashing colour scheme (his entire presentation has a green background), gratuitous object animations, gradient-coloured text headings, text shadows, WordArt, and even repeating his birthday twice on the same slide.
• Kei Nagao and Oliver Evans (both having a reputation for being poor with tech) challenge themselves to reassemble a keyboard and type with it. Their confidence after putting all the keys in soon evaporates when it comes time to test it out and the first letter they type is wrong.
• Ex Albio and Ibrahim try to prove that they can wake up on time. Spoilers: they don't.
• Ex Albio changes class from hero to thief.
• Kaida Haru and Ange Katrina log into the Nijisanji Minecraft server at the same time, Somehow it leads to Ange giving Haru a marriage registration.
• Kaede Higuchi organises a game of Gartic Phone with her viewers. One prompt starts with Kaede and Mito, but ends with Kaede and a sign. She doesn't take it well.
  Kaede: From here on out, my best pal will be this sign.
• Takamiya Rion plays Grand Theft Auto V with a lawyer on hand to advise her whenever she breaks the law. This being Grand Theft Auto, the crimes pile up fast, beginning with jaywalking and ending with firing rocket launchers at police.
• Sasaki Saku relates the time her brother thought he found out her VTuber identity.
• The Nijisanji Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy tournament had some funny attempts at psyching out other competitors.
• Debidebi Debiru once teamed up with a YouTuber to perform a Candid Camera Prank on the YouTuber's brother, involving Debi speaking through the target's Debi plushie. Many laughs were had:
  • When the target realises it's the real Debi talking, his reaction is to grab a nearby cardboard box and put it over his head. He does this quite a few times over the course of the video.
  • The target requests some help with getting back at his brother for various things, and Debi asks for offerings. The first offering the target brings over is his Kotori Minami figure. Debi asks which one he would pick between Debi and Kotori, and he claims that Kotori is his waifu, which is different from his oshi.
  • The target wants to take a selfie with Debi, and Debi charges him 5000 yen for it. Keep in mind, this is a plushie he's taking photos with...
• The interview skit from Mao's 3D debut. A masterful parody of a skit series from a certain Japanese TV show.
• Ange improvises a drama when trying to capture Bidoof.
• Shellin gets a little too protective of his eggs in Fall Guys.
• Sasaki Saku and Belmond Banderas go to war with each other in Minecraft.
• Saku attempts to prank Belmond in Minecraft by turning invisible and dumping some axolotls next to him. It works... sort of.
• Luis Cammy receives a birthday present from Shellin Burgundy in the form of a .ZIP file. The program admonishes her for opening unknown files sent through Discord and forces her to admit she's an idiot before she can continue.
• For April Fools' Day 2022 Furen invents a fake boyfriend and then tries to tell Inui about it. Inui is unimpressed because she did the same joke the previous year, then turns the tables by telling Furen that actually she has a girlfriend. Furen's reaction is priceless.
• From the Meifu Vs. Trigger stream, Furen terrorises Touya with a rattle toy.
• Amamiya Kokoro plans a summer pool project in Minecraft. Her way of enlisting Kaida for help is to add an ema ("I want to see girls in swimsuits play in the pool around my area - Kaida") and then offer to grant "his" wish.
• Kuzuha asks Kanae how to turn off the help text in PUBG. Kanae tells him to press Alt... and F4. He falls for it.
• After the 1st typing tournament, Debidebi Debiru starts a victory celebration stream. All goes well until Yashiro shows up to point out that Debi didn't win, causing Debi to fade into oblivion.
• Ibrahim visits the Nijisanji Minecraft server's pool complex by himself. Ange Katrina is also visiting by herself and they meet each other. The solo visits turn into a hilarious date where Ange shows her desperation in pursuing Ibrahim, while Ibrahim discreetly attempts to find ways to escape. Meanwhile Kaida (who's in a different location entirely but can read chat) is reacting to the whole thing.
• The English Telephone Game hosted by Yugo and featuring Shu, Alban, Mika, Ponto, Nagao and Hibari as players has no shortage of funny moments, including:
  • When Hibari hears "plates" he can only think of a line from Valorant.
  • Somehow "stir-fried pork" turns into "stir-fried pog". Shu for some reason thinks that is a realistic line and reports it to Mika directly, confusing her (and Alban after her).
• Ange comes up with a new trick for staying healthy: she adds a salad when ordering fast food so that it'll cancel out the calories. Chat questions this.
• Due to being busy with recordings, Sasaki Saku missed the launch week of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet. Her response was to upload a series of shorts of her attempting to cope, including threatening to shoot the cameraman, running around with a sledgehammer, lifting a tree trunk, playing the drums and juggling a gym ball with her feet.
• Mito and Touya organise a 3D versus stream. The penalty for the loser? They have to open YouTube membership (both of them having given reasons for not opening membership in the past). As the stream goes on it becomes clear that both of them are trying to lose because the stream is an excuse for them to open memberships while saving face. This leads to absurd games of blindfolded swordfighting, air hockey, and more. And the prize for the winner? The right to open membership a month later.
• This classic drama in which Achikita Chinami becomes the manager of a "Room You Can't Leave Without Having Sex":
  • The concept itself says it all, a room inspiring the one that appears in doujins in which couples are locked in until they have sex. Starting with Tomoe and Sukoya, naturally...
  • After Chinami renovates the room, we get to see other pairs such as Belmond and Mayuzumi, and Kanae and Kanae.
  • Asuka Hina somehow manages to avoid having sex until the owners are forced to let her out.
• Kaede and Yukoku Roberu meet in Rust, Romeo-Juliet style. It starts with Roberu approaching Deron in a horse, with fan translations styling their conversation as a medieval love story. Deron then tells Roberu to go inside with Roberu playing hard to get until he finally relents, looks at the sky and starts monologuing, and goes inside the house. He gets blasted by stationary guns for his troubles with Kaede laughing like crazy.
  • Even better, when Roberu goes back to the house (thanking everyone for setting up the joke), he goes inside the house with the stationary guns still armed and gets blasted again but Roberu survives while Kaede gets shot down because she was in range of the blast. Once Kaede respawns again, everyone notes that their dead bodies look like they're trying to reach each other even in death.
• For April Fools' Day 2023 Sasaki and Shiina reintroduced their genderbent versions Zaku and Shii in 3D. The entire stream is them pretending to be super-scummy, including doing gross poses in front of Lize, trying to hit on Hoshikawa, dubbing over Kagami's Nijisanji Koshien interview video to make it sound like he's playing around with all the female livers then showing it to him, and singing Virtual to LIVE as badly as possible.

Nijisanji EN

LazuLight

Elira Pendora

• Elira, during a Genshin Impact stream, fantasizes about someone who has amnesia and remembers nothing except that they are supposed to wait for someone that they love. One of her clippers, Pendora's Box, tries to flirt with her which she responds to by saying that she'll never forget the time they called her ugly.
• Elira spends a Minecraft stream creating a redstone contraption to repeatedly open and close doors under Petra's house.
• In what is equal parts funny and awesome, Elira's first captured Pokemon in Pokemon Brilliant Diamond is a lowly Bidoof, which she names "Chat" at chat's request. The Bidoof (later Bibarel) stuck around for most of the playthrough and was part of Elira's endgame team, most notably obliterating Bertha's team and later one-shotting Cynthia's Garchomp to clear the Champion battle and thus the main game.

Pomu Rainpuff

• Elira's and Pomu's NKODICE stream, where they completely throw any and all notion of being "pure" out the window. The best part is that, after a little while, Pomu asks Elira how many rolls will it take for them to get the game-ending "ochinchin" roll, Elira says "right now", and Elira was absolutely right. "E to Believe", indeed.
• Pomu quickly becomes addicted to Minecraft, to the point to where she succinctly summarizes her decision to reduce her hours at her non-Vtuber job as "I quit my fucking job for Minecraft!"
  • Elira manages to convince Pomu that she was able to gain early access to Minecraft 2, to the point that Pomu asked her how to gain access via Discord. Pomu's chat has to break it to her that it's a joke.
  • Pomu mistakenly calls ANYCOLOR CEO Riku Tazumi "senpai" during a Minecraft stream. Out of embarrassment, she asks that this doesn't get clipped, at which point Elira literally namedrops one of Pomu's clippers and asks them to clip it. They did so, with Pomu desperately asking them to delete it in the comments.
  • Pomu becomes extremely desperate for a Minecraft session with Elira and descends into madness culminating to an absolutely cursed Minecraft stream combined with a demonic version of her model randomly appearing during Elira's Henry Stickmin stream that was going on at the same time.
  • Pomu had a stretch where she was guaranteed to show up for every single Nijisanji EN member's Minecraft stream, even for Petra whose first stream on the World Server went past midnight in Pomu's timezone on a work night.
• Pomu likes stale popcorn, and will have words if you diss it.
• During a stream with Elira doing Cookie Clicker, someone mentioned they had their wisdom teeth removed and had a request. Namely, for Elira to comfort them like they were her darling child and Pomu to insult them for being weak.
• "Pomu Takes A Shower". Pomu literally streamed while taking a shower.
• While streaming Akiba's Trip: Undead and Undressed:
  • Rosemi joins in for a part of the first stream. The dialogue brings up LE swag, and Pomu immediately understands it as "limited edition" swag. Rosemi, on the other hand, thinks it means "le swag", as in "the swag" in French. They lose it once Rosemi realizes what it really means.
  • Pomu going on a constant Cluster F-Bomb rant whenever she sees Touko due to her abandoning her during a battle.
    Pomu: FUCK YOU, Tohko! FUCK YOU! Fuck you so much, I was almost down like 500 times, you were only attacking one person! And I was being attacked by like five! FUCK YOU, Tohko! You're so useless, I'm going back to Shizuka! I hope that's her name! I can't even remember! But FUCK YOU! You're useless!
  • Later, when Tohko tells her to wake the hell up...
    Pomu: Tohko, you have a lot of FUCKING nerve. You know what? You have a lot of nerve saying that to me right now. I just protected your ass, you were 1v1 and you couldn't even defend yourself while I, I took down like five guys! Five or six guys while you were down on your ass, so you have a lot of nerve, Tohko! I'm about to take you down! I'm about to fucking... I'm about to take you down, I swear to God, I swear to God, Tohko.
• 'Pomu Smells and Tries a Durian for the First Time'. An idea that becomes doomed the moment she shows the picture of the frozen durian she bought. Four words: 'It smells like fart'.
• Pomu's free chat/mukbang stream saw her wind up a bit drunk, and by the time it was ready to end, she was on the verge of falling asleep. Which is to say, she fell asleep the moment she stopped actively talking to her chat, resulting in her end screen being up for over 10 minutes—and it might've been longer if her chat hadn't gone into Elira's chat to get her to check up on Pomu.
• Pomu plays Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance:
  • During her first stream, the chat turns into a makeshift karaoke session when she faces the Fountain of Memes that is Monsoon.
  • Her second stream predictably has her run into the even bigger Fountain of Memes that is Senator Armstrong while her chat turns into a collective consciousness that echoes every quote of the final fight. Upon seeing the Big Bad do his "Make America great again!" rant, Pomu comments how she feels like she's watching an episode of The Simpsons, and she absolutely loses it when Raiden says "This isn't my sword.", having called the line right before it was uttered.
    Raiden: I said my sword was a tool of justice... Not used in anger. Not used in vengeance.
    Pomu: "This isn't your sword." [Giggles]
    Raiden: But now... Now, I'm not so sure. And besides... This isn't my sword.
    Pomu: HA! Ha ha ha, I called it! How did I know he was gonna say that?!
• A VR Chat session sees Pomu painting on one of the worlds. It's a calm, tranquil time, until Pomu lets out a blood-curdling scream. As it turns out, Shu and Luca quietly entered Pomu's session without her knowing, and what Pomu saw was Shu using a banana avatar.
• From a tweet of Pomu's schedule for the week of February 20 2022 —
  Kiara: pomu on pizza
  Pomu: when will you review the durian candy corn kiwi pizza kiara? the people are waiting!
  Kiara: pomu i will have to silence you come here
  Pomu: Can we not do the jail roleplay this time? The handcuffs were a little intense
  Kiara: POMU SHHHHHHHHHH WE ARENT IN DMS RIGHT NOW
• Pomu isn't feeling well, but wants to stream anyway, so she puts up a stream called "I stream until I'm too tired to continue." The end card goes up less than 10 seconds after the opening card came down, and on top of that, she forgot to unmute herself.
• Towards the end of her second stream of Metal Gear Solid 2, Pomu has to stealthily lead Emma through a selection of enemies on the way to Strut L. It goes smoothly for a while, before chaos and hilarity ensue with her screaming, laughing and slamming her desk at the madness that unfolds after she gets spotted by an enemy. To wit: she's advised by someone in chat to use a stun grenade that knocks Emma out, drags her into view of more enemies and gets into another fight, chokeholds the poor girl into the next corridor where another fight ensues, throwing Emma into the corridor after she strays out of it in the midst of gunfire, then drags her to the threshold to the next map where the scientist is promptly left behind. It comes to a head when she calls Snake, only to be informed that he's going offline for a while, which she takes badly. Someone in chat sums the entire debacle up succinctly:
  hitoko-1: most chaotic end of stream ever lmao
• During the third part of her MGSPW stream she feels the need to fulton every freakin' soldier that gives her trouble during one of the large jungle missions, and happens to find a prisoner. She approaches him/her, looking forward to fultoning him/her... only to discover she's out of fulton balloons. The reaction that follows afterward is absolutely, hilariously priceless.^note x2 speed makes it doubly-hilarious
  Pomu: And you too. (Beat) You too...? Oh? {realizes she's out of fulton balloons and gasps) NOOOOOO!!!
• While playing Trombone Champ, Pomu gets a superchat hoping she enjoys her theme music "Entry of the Gladiators" featured in the game. She realizes only after starting it that "Entry of the Gladiators" is, in fact, the piece that's universally recognized as clown music.
  Pomu: This is my-WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS?! Who said this is my theme?
  • Additionally, when both Elira Pendora & Finana Ryugu play this game, their fans also manages to trick them into playing their "theme song" with priceless results.
  Elira: FUCK you guys! You guys baited me! I can’t believe this!
  Finana: I HATE YOU ALL!!! How can you do this do me? I thought it was a good song!
• Pomu’s playthrough of Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown:
  • Her reaction at the end of her playthrough when she learns of the series traditional endgame tunnel run.
  • After many attempts to fly through the space elevator windbreak, Pomu is seemingly close to completing the run when she panics after thinking there was an obstruction ahead at the top of the windbreak and crashes, right as Cosette is finishing her “beacon of light” speech.
  • Due to her many failed attempts to ascend the windbreak, Pomu has to repeatedly hear Count telling Trigger to escape through the space elevator and gets increasingly annoyed with each attempt. When she finally manages to complete the level, she explicitly states that she hopes Count died during his attempted crash-landing.

Finana Ryugu

• Finana had quite possibly the shortest debut stream in Virtual YouTuber history at 8 seconds. In reality, her stream software failed her and she would do a proper debut stream a couple of days later. This led to countless "#FreeFinana" memes between her failed debut and her proper stream.
• Finana's infamous "Egg" story, where, after YouTube troubles forced LazuLight onto Twitch, Finana describes her dad coming across a NSFW package intended for her.
• Pomu and Selen suspected that Finana (who built LazuLight's Minecraft house) would have a stroke after seeing the OBSYDIA house. Sure enough, Finana reacts in silent horror before calling it "terribad" and worse than beginner-level.
• In Finana's second Grand Theft Auto V stream, she ended up despairing over having to do a mission in which she has to fly a helicopter. As she's doing her best to fly, a random chat member begins telling her to "press F to autopilot", which she reads, and immediately proceeds doing just that, making Trevor jump exit the helicopter hundreds of feet up in the air, killing him. Finana's despaired reaction to having just fallen for said ruse is priceless.
• Her collab with Projekt Melody, with both VTuber's being well-known Lovable Sex Maniac's, discussions inevitably turn sexual. When Melody asks Finana about any weird cases of "improvisation", the latter recalls a time she... "used" a recorder that belonged to her younger sister. The kicker is that her sister proceeded to play with the recorder shortly after Finana put it back cleaned, while Finana, quote: "lost her shit" in response.
• During an on-site collab with Pomu, Finana stepped away to use the bathroom... with the mic on, much to Pomu's amused embarrassment.
  Finana: (distantly) They're not gonna hear anything!
  Pomu: Talk again?
  Finana: distantly) Yeah?
  Pomu: (checks chat) Oh yeah, they can hear you.
  Finana: (distant mortified scream)
  Pomu: Finana, this is not your channel! Go to the bathroom on your own channel!
  • This leads to the two of them awkwardly singing Diamond City Lights together in an attempt to allieviate the embarrassment... which is undercut by Pomu's laughter when Finana audibly flushes.
• Finana does not take it well when Alban tells Finana's favorite "tags" are very vanilla.

OBSYDIA

Selen Tatsuki

• When Selen is near the end of Black Mesa, she jokingly thinks that, since she's riding an elevator upwards that is taking very long to get through that, due to it rising high into the sky in that it can be considered Xen's "Heaven" then there might be an "Alien God". She's somewhat right, though technically it isn't a "God", just an abnormally-powerful being, but it's still not omnipotently-invincible. As she rises further upward she keeps on getting excited about seeing "Alien God", and gets her semi-correct answer once she enters Nihilanth's unique red portal.
• While Selen's Resident Evil 4 playthrough unfortunately had to be put on hiatus, what she did play still provided plenty of laughs:
  • She fumbles around with the settings while looking for subtitles and completely glitches her stream out.
  • She opens a gate and sees a slow-moving but continuous stream of Ganados. Rather than push through guns blazing, she spends a ridiculously-long amount of time peeking out of the gate and picking them off a few at a time.
  • Selen getting decapitated by the chainsaw enemy during Leon's reload animation multiple times, one of which she admitted happened because she was thinking about the ammo count in another video game.
  • Selen thoughtlessly blowing the lock holding dog enemies back and subsequently getting swarmed, then practically blowing herself up trying to use a grenade.
  • Selen encounters a scary-looking corridor and asks Finana (who was in chat at the time) to call into the stream for moral support. She gathers her courage and steps forward... only to be met with a harmless puzzle.
• Selen's first Minecraft stream on the Nijisanji World server is also full of laughs, including:
  • Selen practices "Ocean Law". As in, taking everything she comes across that isn't nailed to the floor. All of this happening while Reza tattles on her in Minecraft's text chat.
  • Selen unexpectedly encounters Pomu. Selen assumes Pomu is going to give her a tour and tags along for bit... until Pomu turns around and asks why Selen is following her, causing Selen to burst out laughing as she realizes her mistake. After that awkward moment plays out, Pomu gives her a tour to remember.
  <PomuRainpuff> OKAY I GIVE YOU TOUR
  <PomuRainpuff> this is my sky bridge :)
  <PomuRainpuff> tour over
  <SelenTatsuki> that was beautiful
  • Selen and Pomu explore the sky bridge, but when Pomu realizes that Selen stole from one of her chests, she silently turns around, equips her sword, and slowly walks towards Selen until the items are returned. Selen still gets away with stealing some after Pomu turns away.
  • Selen creates a shack for OBSYDIA that has to be seen to be believed.
• During one Apex Legends session, she encounters a slippery opponent who she repeatedly whiffs shots on. Her solution? Do absolutely nothing until they strafe into her aim and then blast them.
• Selen plays the first Metal Slug with a coin prop so she can metaphorically "feed" coins into the machine as she uses continues. Once the deaths begin to rack up, she starts describing the things that she is giving up to play Metal Slug when she pauses to "feed" the machine, starting with lunch money and escalating into college, her bed (which includes another dig at Rosemi's living situation), her kitchen, her bathroom, her kidneys, and a bit of her hair.
• As Selen quickly built a reputation as The Hyena, she decided to do a challenge stream where she loses one of three lives if she laughs, the goal being to make it past ten minutes. Many thought it would be a disaster - and it certainly looked that way from the start - but then she surprised everyone by lasting over 90 minutes with "the power of spite".
  • She handled most of the stream in Dissonant Serenity, reading poems while also taking shots at Shakespeare, her chats attempts to make her laugh, and The Big Bang Theory (the last of which directly led to her downfall).
  Selen: "I know you can do this for hours, I believe in you Elira." Thank you. Also, fuck you, I'm not Elira. Thank you for the super chat. Thank you, thank you! I'm Selen, the serious sister.
  • Pomu tries and fails to get Selen to laugh by sending her the lyrics to Cardi B's "WAP", only replacing certain lyrics with "Pomu".
  • Amusingly, the first fail was the only one caused by her fans:
  Selen (at 1:13 of her timer): Okay guys, I'm just gonna say that I see people out there being like "Oooh, peepeepoopoo" [chuckles, then stops to collect herself] ...that counted.
  • Her next fail was more than fifty minutes later, while recalling Elira's Minecraft stream that was ongoing at the time:
  Selen (at 53:58): I was actually watching Elira doing her Minecraft stream, where she was, uh, trying to find the End. And, uh, it was so funny because she was like "Where's the dragon?" Then like, the dragon was dead a-[chuckle]-already. Oh wait, that was a chuckle. Welp, no more stories for you guys.
  • Elira, having wrapped up the aforementioned Minecraft stream, enters the chat and causes the challenge to end:
  Selen (at 1:34:58): Do you actually watch Big Bang Theory? Are you a Sheldon stan, Elira? Is this true?
  Elira (in chat): do I look like I watch anything 3D
  Selen: "Do I look like I watch a-" [starts laughing] God DAMN it! I hate you, Elira! [...] Goddammit, Elira! Why do you have to be so funny?!
• Selen may be an expert Hero Shooter player, but that experience does little to help her in Serious Sam: The First Encounter, where the near-endless swarms frequently jumpscare and/or overwhelm her with hilarious results. Additionally, the final level sees Selen frequently saving and loading into virtually-impossible situations between the combination of Selen's quick-saves and the game's natural autosave.
• During a Q&A stream, Selen included the question from chat "Why did your Dad bone a dragon?". She had forgotten about it and could barely gasp the question out before breaking out in laughter.
• On one of the first Protoss missions of her playthrough of the remaster of StarCraft, she rampages through a Zerg base. Before making the final push, she takes the time to set up a couple of photon cannons and build a large dragoon force before finally going off to attack... only to discover that the rest of the Zerg "forces" consisted of a single Sunken Colony, which died in seconds, causing her to burst out laughing.
• Selen's experience with the terrible PC port of Dead Space, where the broken ragdoll physics turn what is supposed to be a horror game into a Narm-filled affair.
• In her Mega Man 2 playthrough, after a stressful four minutes trying to figure out the first disappearing block segment in Heat Man's stage, she finally makes it to the next screen and claims that everything will be okay. Cue a disappearing block appearing on top of Mega Man, causing the game's collision detection to glitch out and push Mega through a narrow wall and into a bottomless pit. Selen's reaction is priceless.
• Her First Encounter Assault Recon stream has many highlights:
  • In the briefing, when it's mentioned that Fettel gets something out of his cannibalism, Selen initially assumes that it's sexual.
  • She disses the Red Shirt squad at the beginning, first when they insult Point Man's New Meat status and make him go find the switch to open the gate, and again when Alma kills them all. Selen says that they'd still be alive if they accompanied her instead of hazing the new guy.
  • After the chat teaches her how to jump kick, she has fun with it and takes every opportunity to try it out.
  • When the chat teaches her how to shoot grenades, she accidentally kills herself immediately.
  • She makes it a point to T-bag the Replica Assassins right after killing them, even as others arrive seemingly to punish her for doing it.
  • She doesn't even bother to remember Norton Mapes' actual name and simply calls him Isaac. Or Finana.
  • When Norton disappears the second time and reveals his duplicity, Selen insults the cactus he hid behind and proceeds to T-bag it.
  • When Fettel sends a psychic message about how "the dead stay dead", Selen ribs him for being a Captain Obvious.
• Two of Selen's fans came together to create a game named Rocksuki: The Rescue of Ember!, a game consisting entirely of the disappearing block segments that caused her so much pain in her Mega Man (Classic) playthroughs, which Selen streamed. It predictably took a massive toll on her sanity, to the point where there were implied Tears of Joy when she finally reached Ember. Other highlights include the controls menu begging Selen not to use the analog stick (she did it anyway), and her reaction to her "ba-dum" impersonation of the disappearing block sound effect as well as her Jump Scare scream being used in the game.
• Selen, of all people, attempts to explain the infamously convoluted plot of the show Riverdale to her audience.
• At one point in her stream of Saints Row: The Third, Selen steals a chopper while claiming that using a bike would make her a safer driver... right before plowing into a police officer. "Except for that one cop," she adds hastily. A fan animation of this particular moment only added to the hilarity with Rosemi as said cop.
• While playing Apex Legends with Ollie and Zeta of hololive, Selen and Zeta take a bathroom break between matches. While the two are away, Ollie confesses to heavily lusting after Selen. Sometime in the middle, Selen returns, but doesn't say anything until Zeta announces her return, at which point Selen says she was silently listening to what Ollie was saying, leaving Ollie stunned enough that she can only let out a high-pitched whine. Selen later admits that she actually didn't hear the confession, but still wanted to mess with Ollie.
• During Selen's 2022 birthday stream, Mumei and Zeta of hololive join for a portion of the call-ins section. Selen recalls a tale from when she and Mumei were just accepted into their respective agencies, and they thought for some reason that they were both joining the same one. They eventually figured out something was off and planned to meet to clear things up, but got busy soon afterwards and never got the chance. Zeta is surprised that the two held it in for so long.
• At the 2023 VTuber Awards, Selen won both Best FPS Player and Best Gamer overall. What makes this funny is that she was completely unprepared for the second award and admitted during her acceptance speech that she had a drinking stream coming up and had already begun pre-gaming.

Rosemi Lovelock

• During a cooking stream, Rosemi claims to have no strength before proceeding to destroy her can opener.
  • But that doesn't deter her from trying to open the can using... other implements. The chat naturally freaks out at what they're hearing.
• Rosemi makes reference to Finana's egg, stating that she was using it in her cupcakes — apparently missing that the "egg" in question was a thinly-veiled euphemism for a sex toy. When chat asks if she knows where that egg's been, she starts thinking about where eggs come from and briefly grosses herself out, before admitting that she's never seen a chicken lay an egg so she doesn't know the exact mechanics. Finana later enters the chat and Rosemi tells her that she used her egg, to which Finana could only reply "WHAT".
• Rosemi's birthday stream:
  • While Rosemi is away to pick up her pizza Elira enters the call and entertains chat for a while. She leaves before Rosemi gets back.
  • While Finana's in the group call she laments about chat doing the "deez nuts" joke. Rosemi wonders what it's all about, which leads to Finana and chat doing a variety of "deez nuts" jokes, but Rosemi fails to grasp what makes it funny. Eventually, everyone moves on to another subject, concluding that Rosemi is purer than even Petra.
• During Rosemi's Half-Life: Alyx stream, she says that she has one thing to tell Valve and brings up her in-game hand. To her shock, she makes her hand flip the bird, which she immediately retracts. Rosemi profusely apologizes to Valve and exclaims that she didn't expect the game to actually let her do that.
• Rosemi continues to demonstrate her innocence as she fails to grasp the term NTR.
• During her playthrough of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Rosemi gets given the objective to collect a left hand from a cyborg to get through a gate. She declares she'll be "looking at their bodies" and then spends the next minute trying to Verbal Backspace.

Petra Gurin

• Petra visits the Nijisanji World Minecraft server for the first time. Her reaction to the OBSYDIA house built by Selen (which can be charitably described as 'slapdash') is to attempt to defect to LazuLight:
  • First she places a sign outside the LazuLight house and sets up her bed in a corner of Finana's room.
  • After Pomu logs in, Petra asks if she can adopt her. Pomu eagerly agrees, even offering Petra the room on the house's rooftop — only to take back her offer once she finds out Petra's been killing their sheep for wool (she didn't know about shears).
• Petra's 100k subscriber celebration stream began with some karaoke. ...unfortunately, Petra forgot to unmute herself as the stream went live, leading to her model silently singing to music as chat frantically tried to signal her that she was muted. When she finally realized what happened and restarted, she punctuated the song with groans of embarrassment at her mistake.
  Petra: (after the song) I am full of regret and pain. I don't think I'll recover from that for a while...
• During Petra's return to the Minecraft world server, Petra goes to her house and acts out a scene with her pets, Snowsemi and Selen 2.0. Finana's remark that Obsydia looks like imaginary friends in her igloo begins a running gag in which everyone pretends that Petra is the only surviving member of her wave, using Snowsemi and Selen 2.0 as a way to cope.
• During one of Petra's free chats, she starts talking about her older sister, leading chat to immediately ask if she was single. Petra clarifies that she's married; chat follows that up with asking if her younger sister (i.e. Petra herself) was single and when that doesn't work settles on asking if her sister's husband is single, much to Petra's increasing consternation.
• The sudden debut of Luxiem's sixth member, Peter Gurin, who is totally not Peter Griffin or Petra doing a masculine voice. After Peter completes the debut presentation much more quickly than expected and spends the next hour and a half entertaining requests, it's revealed to be All Just a Dream by Petra. She abruptly ends the stream after waking.
• During Petra's Trombone Champ stream, chat attempts to trick Petra into thinking "Entry of the Gladiators" was a fitting theme song, but Petra inadvertently gets one up on chat by reading the description and seeing it was a popular circus theme before playing it.
  Petra: Circus music? Is that why it's my theme song? Cuz I'm a fucking clown? What?! What??
  • Demonstrating her high level of musical training, Petra plays Ode to Joy with her eyes closed, somehow doing even better than when she was playing the song properly! For the first half of the song, at least. She completely misses the mid-song octave change and her score goes down the toilet.

Ethyria

Nina Kosaka

• From Nina's debut stream:
  • Nina attempts to speedrun her debut by thanking everyone for coming and showing her outro. She's then told to actually do the rest of her debut, and she reluctantly obliges.
  • When Nina shows off her French-speaking ability, she begins by speaking in a way a non-native speaker might talk. It's revealed to be a trick as Nina seamlessly switches to to a less awkward style of speaking the language.
• Nina gets the hang of Project Zomboid during her first stream of it, and manages a particularly good run in which she kills multiple zombies without as much as a scratch. She admits that she's feeling very confident, and chat quickly tells Nina to remind herself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
• While playing Powerwash Simulator, Nina proposes the idea of a "disappointed mom"-themed voicepack and starts giving out various Why Couldn't You Be Different?-style lines just as Ike decides to enter the voice chat.
  Ike: (jokingly forlorn) I'm sorry, Mom! I'll stop the video games soon, I promise!
• Nina has a morning chat with Elira... but only after spending the first thirty seconds of the stream shooing Pomu and Luca out of the voice channel, who pretend to act like petulant children and stay put.
• During Nina's first Metal Gear Solid stream, she gets an unexpected raid from Vesper Noir of Holostars English while fighting Revolver Ocelot. The combination of fighting an enemy she calls a grandpa, while getting raided by one that has been called "grampire" sends her into a fit, as she thanks Vesper for the raid.

Millie Parfait

• Millie plays Big Brain Academy: Brain Vs. Brain. Or, more accurately, Millie cries in anguish for three hours as she attempts to score high in the game. Millie knew she might struggle going in and has a loading icon on her forehead for most of the stream.
• In the middle of Millie's Outlast stream, Elira asks if Millile wants to play a game of League Of Legends. Millie accepts without hesitation and switches over to play a round with Elira, Rosemi, and Shu, who were streaming League at the time, and with Enna, who was away from her house but also jumped on after being asked. After Millie helps the team to a victory in an ARAM match, she resumes playing Outlast.
• After wrapping up a session of Transistor, Millie sees that Hades is on sale, so she gifts a copy to Enna and says to play it under the threat that Millie knows where Enna lives. Upon chat's recommendation, Millie also gifts a copy to Vox, along with a request to play because there is a purple man in it.
• Millie does an open chat stream with the rest of NijiEN... except they spend an hour in mostly silence, only occasionally making some very small talk. They do reveal it was an act at the end, and originally planned to go for two hours, but were already running out of gags for the first hour.
• After Millie was told that the actual outfit reveal during her reveal stream was really quick, she does it again, but over twelve hours this time. She leaves for a grocery trip in the middle, leaving voice chat open for other livers to drop in and entertain chat throughout.
• Based on how the chat really loved Millie's hat, she decided to do a hat-only stream, which lasted for all of 45 minutes but received over $1300 in Superchats! It ended with Millie angrily burning the hat, leaving chat to mourn their loss.

Enna Alouette

• Enna tells a story of how she was invited to the birthday party of a friend's kid because the pandemic prevented a lot of people from showing up. Enna ends up playing with the kid who ends up being a totally spoiled brat. Made worse in that she demanded to know where Enna's present was. Her mom said she can bring one "next time", to which Enna noted "There's not going to be a next time!" The top comment on the clip figures that it wasn't the pandemic that kept people from coming.
• The Heavy Rain finale features a rather interesting rap.
• In Enna's blind playthrough of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, she reveals that she didn't know anything about it and had zero idea that the game was even a horror game to begin with.
• Enna does a challenge stream to finish a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle in 2 hours. When it quickly becomes evident that she's drastically underestimated the difficulty (she admits that her last encounter with jigsaw puzzles was in elementary school), she takes to claiming that she didn't specify Earth hours, though when told that 1000 pieces in 2 hours equates to a piece every 10 seconds (it's actually even less, as two hours outs only 7200 seconds), she concludes that "it is possible, just not for me" and believes that with enough practice, she might be able to pull it off eventually.
• During her Spore playthrough, she spends about half an hour designing Angelic Abominations to take over the last few cities. Her excitement at deploying them makes her dismiss a notification that the last nation already surrendered. Profound sadness ensues as the Space Age begins, and Enna has to design a spaceship now.
• Enna's plan to improve homeless shelter food involves feeding volunteers expired sushi so that she's in charge of preparation.
• Enna develops Canker sores and can't talk for a while, so she decides to set up Text-To-Speech so she can still talk to her chat while streaming. This works out just fine up until the TTS glitches out and begins repeating the phrase "Or I will make out with your mom" at random intervals, with Enna seemingly unable to stop it. This is made worse when Layla decides to send a raid Enna's way in the middle of the stream while this is still happening, forcing an embarrassed Enna to explain to a confused Layla what's going on.

Reimu Endou

• Reimu beats Jump King once and for all... or so it seems at first. At the end, it's revealed that Ike was actually playing during that stream, when End-Game Results Screen appears and the time taken is shown, which is much shorter than what Reimu's actual playtime should have been.
• While playing 60 Seconds! Reatomized, a game about surviving a nuclear fallout, Reimu contemplates one of the characters mutating from the radiation. This starts a conversation on whether the character would become the Hulk or just die from the radiation.
• Reimu is playing Resident Evil Village when Vox shows up in her chat, and she's immediately concerned because due to time zone differences he really should be asleep at the moment. Turns out he's drunk and can't sleep, and a typo only escalates the ridiculous situation.

Luxiem

Luca Kaneshiro

• Luca hosted a guerilla Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy stream, where he insisted that he would not stop until he cleared the game. At the start, he claimed that he was very bad at the game, and viewers settled in for a massive endurance stream... until the game started and revealed that Luca had earned the golden pot, meaning that he had finished the game at least 50 times prior. He clears the game in a bit over ten minutes — and since he forgot to turn the timer on, did it again in a bit under eight minutes. From start to finish, the stream took roughly 27 minutes; many gamers can barely get past the first stretch of the game in that time.
  • Mika was especially hard hit by this, being excited to see him suffer (having spent hours in two previous streams failing to get even halfway), then attempting to damage control by declaring that Luca had "beta energy", even as Luca was mocking her in DMs.
• During his Shining Pearl Nuzlocke, as he is editting his nuzlocke rules, he runs into a shiny Bidoof... until he realizes he's in the starting route to Professor Rowan's lab, meaning he doesn't have any Pokeballs. (Thankfully, he gets to catch another Shiny Bidoof to redeem his initial failure to catch it.)
  • Even funnier, Luca actually has a Delayed Reaction as he didn't realize that it was a shiny until the viewers told him. Cue Luca screaming at the realization that he has yet to go to Professor Rowan's lab at the time and hence had no Pokeballs to catch it with.
• Luca gets warned by his chat during his Outlast II stream of a particularly gruesome torture scene that he should censor to avoid demonetization. His solution? Cover the screen with his plush lion mascot Augustus and use his jaunty outro music to (barely) muffle the sound of the poor woman's screams.
• Luca goes on a date with his chat for Valentine's Day. As the date goes on, the other members of NijiEN's standing art is added to populate the restaurant scene, but the fact they're all looking forward makes them look like a bunch of Date Peepers.
• Luca gets up to mischief in Minecraft by breaking into Uki's house and stealing his bookcase. He then proceeds to get chased across the map by Sonny, who had gotten a report to arrest him for it.
  • Fans point out that what makes the chase twice as funny is that the whole escapade is very in-character for a mafia boss and a police officer.
• Luca comes across Sonny in Minecraft and starts observing him while talking in a Steve Irwin impression.
• This stream begins with Luca apparently drowning one of his mafia grunts...for stealing his cheddar cheese Pringles.
• During his cookie-baking handcam stream for White Day 2023, someone in the chat jokingly suggests that he wash the flour for the cookies like one would with rice. He then actually goes and does it before the rest of the chat can stop him, only for him to realize what he's done afterwards.

Shu Yamino

• His lore video. As opposed to the very well put-together lore videos of everyone else in Luxiem, his is one of the most blatantly Stylistic Suck vids that you'll ever see.
• Shu takes a moment to gush a little about the reveal of Luca's reference sheet, one page of which happens to show him shirtless. Shu then proceeds to attempt to convince the chat that he's talking about Luca's ponytail and not anything else.
• Shu invents a new genre of music: wigglecore.

Mysta Rias

• The opening lines of Mysta's lore video are an incredibly fitting Establishing Character Moment.
  Vox (as narration): This is Mysta Rias. A natural born genius who knows everything in the world—(music stops) --apart from the things he doesn't know.
• When sharing his likes and dislikes, Mysta says that his favorite food is Magnums, before hurriedly clarifying that he means the ice cream brand and not the condom type.
• Mysta's first attempt to play Until Dawn gets off to an interesting start when he claims he is not scared, only to scream shortly after when the Scare Chord in the opening titles frightens him.
• Mysta attempts to cook for Nina and Vox in Cooking Simulator. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
  • This exchange as Mysta attempts to cook corn for a baked shrimp dish.
  Mysta: Do I cut the corn to put it in [the pot] or do I just put the whole girthy thing in?
  Vox: Mysta, I'm gonna need you to be patient and say that question again out loud to yourself and really think about it.
  Mysta: Do I put the cob of corn— ohh, it's the whole cob, you put the cob of corn in, you don't have to cut it.
  Vox: I'm speechless. I'm fucking speechless.
  • Mysta presuming that the modern stove was a pair of DJ turntables.
  • Mysta bets that putting the gasoline tank on top of the stove won't do anything, to Vox's amusement.
  • Vox judging Mysta's cooking in his Gordon Ramsay voice.
• During his first Genshin Impact stream, Mysta is offered a reward by Amber for helping her, which he assumes means something lewd. Needless to say, he's visibly disappointed when Amber's reward turns out to be a Wing Glider.
• Mysta does a rap.
• Mysta plays Cooking Simulator again, this time while dressed as a cat maid. While that alone is funny enough, the manner in which he appears to descend into madness over the course of it makes it even more hilarious.
  • The chat constantly comparing Mysta's "girl" voice to Mickey Mouse or a grandma. Or a grandma Mickey Mouse.
  • Mysta repeatedly switching from high-pitched, exaggerated "nya"'s to a deadpan face on a dime.
• Mysta laments to his chat about growing to like mango boba tea while on his off-collab with the other NijiEN members, as his town in England doesn't have any shops where he could buy any. The chat proceeds to start taunting him for his lack of boba.
  Mysta: If anyone of you is watching this stream while drinking boba tea, you're dead to me.
• Mysta decides to play some FIFA, all the while doing an exaggerated imitation of a typical British football hooligan.
• While Mysta didn't stream his POV for the July 2022 Crab Game collab, he more than made up for it by using an extremely low-quality webcam microphone that made him completely unintelligible whenever he raised his voice.

Ike Eveland

• Ike, in the grand tradition of newly-revealed Virtual Youtubers, is immediately thrown into "Twitter jail" upon his first tweet. He changes his banner to black text on a plain white background begging for Twitter to lift the restrictions on his account:
  Ike (via banner): PLEASE RELEASE ME TWITTER I SWEAR I'LL BEHAVE
• Ike catches the chat attempting to flirt with his chair when he gets up to get a drink.

Vox Akuma

• A 2-hour reading of thirsty tweets, ranging from people being attracted to Vox's Tall, Dark, and Handsome design and baritone, people being forthcoming with dating attempts, copypastas about what people want Vox to do to them, guys suddenly getting aroused by his voice, and memes in an attempt to keep others from getting too raunchy.
• While playing Ring Fit Adventure for a 300k subscriber endurance stream, Vox accidentally hits himself in the groin with the controller. Twice.

Noctyx

Uki Violeta

• "So, as you can see on the screen, I have... heterophobia! Wait no, that's not the word. Heterochromia!"
• Uki versus his chat calling him old.
  Uki: Shut the fuck up with the "Boomer Violeta"!... You guys are actually trying to die today, huh?

Sonny Brisko

• During his debut, Sonny claims that his boots are "specially designed to more effectively kick open doors and step on people".
• At the beginning of a Superliminal stream, Sonny attempts to exchange salutes with his chat, only to turn on the wrong asset and find himself holding a gigantic bundle of scallions. He then proceeds to carry the scallions around for the entirety of the stream.

Yugo Asuma

• Yugo teases his chat by making a "Dinner, Bath, or Sex" Offer... but replacing all three options with different synonyms for rice.
  • On another occasion, he offers dinner twice before dramatically presenting the third option... cotton candy.
• In stark contrast to his usual shameless demeanor, Yugo freezes up for a solid half minute when he unexpectedly pulls out a bra in Unpacking.
• Yugo hosted a Noctyx game show where the goal to is to have all of the members independently reach the same answer to a prompt. They only got 1 out of 15, and only because Yugo gave them an easy answer and begged them to get it right. Though to be fair, they were all deliberately picking wrong answers to get a rise out of Yugo.
• Yugo made multiple prank streams, where he would call members while playing voice clips of other members to confuse them. It was all going well until he went against Shu, who was prepared. Yugo played clips of Shu's voice to Shu, while Shu was ready with voice clips of Yugo. Yugo conceded first in the bizarre game of chicken that followed.

ILUNA

Maria Marionette

• Maria reads Marshmallow questions during her Debut 2.0 stream, but sets the interval between questions way too short for her to keep up with, resulting in chaos as she tries to answer them all.
• Maria beats Finana's record for the shortest stream in Nijisanji EN history with a 2 second Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town stream. She would later start a proper stream that, ironically, was her longest stream to that point.
• In her 10-hour Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy stream:
  • Maria gets jumpscared by a piece of Bennett Foddy narration and yells at the top of her lungs for Bennett to shut up. Later in the narration, Foddy states that he will shut up "in a moment", after which Maria apologizes to him. Volume Warning!
  • At the very end, she embraces her Chuunibyou characterization by activating her power "Banishment This World" and revealing her left eye. The first time she "activates" it, nothing happens. She then "activates" it a second time, during which the stream ends.

Kyo Kaneko

• Kyo hosts a cooking stream where he reveals the proper way to wash rice. Uki immediately blocked him on Twitter.
  • The next day, he reveals that he planned this out two weeks prior in the last minutes of his Gingerbread House stream, when far less of his viewers were watching.

Aia Amare

• Aia's lore video, which reveals that she was kicked out of heaven for starting fights and committing crimes. It then returns to Aia sitting at a desk with a pencil and notebook on hand, only to zoom out and reveal that she was thrown in jail in the human world as well.
• The scene in the aforementioned lore video where the archangel reprimands Aia includes a small doodled flashback to one of her robberies... aka her standing triumphantly over a trio of swag bags, one of which is labeled "sus BL fanfic" rather than the traditional dollar sign.
• Aia starts up a song in Trombone Champ and slides the cursor along with the music for a full minute before realizing that she is supposed to press buttons as well.

Aster Arcadia

• During his Debut 2.0 stream, the chat tried to ask him what his boundaries were when it came to shipping-based fanworks. However, Aster completely misunderstands, thinking that they're talking about sea ships like the ones from Azur Lane. For extra irony, this was just a bit after he'd protested his chat labeling him a Brainless Beauty.
  Aster, when asked about his pronouns: I am a he/him! I am a male. 'Cause I know you guys were asking that quite a bit before debut as well. But I am he/him. (looks at chat) He/himbo?! I'll have you know... I'll have you know, I'm not only attractive, but I'm intelligent! I am big brain!
  Chat, later that same stream: "What are ship rules and boundaries?"
  Aster: ...The ocean?
• Aster ends up falling into the barbed wire pit after forgetting about it in his Nun Massacre playthrough. Knowing that he's doomed anyway, he pulls out a mannequin hand from his inventory when the nun appears and says, "Need a hand?" The nun responds by proceeding to kill him.
• Two words: “No smoking!”

Scarle Yonaguni

• Scarle resorts to psychological warfare when she gets stuck in Boxman's Struggle.
  Scarle: You are not a box! You are a fucking walrus!
• Scarle played through Genshin Impact but with the added feedback of an eye tracker. She's basically outing herself for Female Gaze whenever the pretty guys show up, especially when she first meets Kaeya, with her trackers zipping from his chest to—ahem—below his belt.
  Scarle: (eyes clearly below the belt) I'm admiring his beautiful belt.
• This moment when Banzoin Hakka ends up raiding into Scarle's stream at one of the worst possible moments.

Ren Zotto

• Ren's solo cover of ILUNA's debut song, "Let's Get It Started". The cover itself is well done, but the hilarity comes with the video, which is the same as the official one, but with Ren's head superimposed on everyone else.
• After falling and losing a large portion of his progress while playing Only Up!, Ren gets up from his seat and comes back with a ukulele to strum out his frustration.

XSOLEIL

Doppio Dropscythe

• During his Debut 2.0, Doppio asks chat to hold his jacket for a moment, then, a bit later, asks them to throw it back to him. They oblige, but then start throwing other things, ranging from flowers to tomatoes to airplanes.
• Doppio waxes his balls on stream.

Hex Haywire

• Hex attempts to prove once and for all that he is, in fact, seiso (despite flirting with his chat on a daily basis)... By playing Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy, and challenging himself not to swear or say anything sexual, on pain of having to record a really embarrassing batsu script. What follows is two hours of pure unadulterated chaos as the Sicklings constantly hit on Hex via superchats, leaving him squirming in his seat, desperately trying to cast the chat's double entendres in the most innocent possible light, talking like a stereotypical suburban US dad in an attempt to defuse some of the tension, and being as unsubtle about his post-stream plans as he can get away with. Eventually his temper snaps, and the resulting batsu tweet must be heard to be believed. (To his credit, though, Hex does manage to keep it together for a good six times longer than the 20 minutes his chat originally gave him.)
• Given that Hex has a strong stomach when it comes to horror, there is very little that can visibly phase him. However there is one game in particular that he had to tap out of because he just couldn’t take it anymore: My Friend Peppa Pig.

Zaion LanZa

• Zaion does a Pokemon Violet nuzlocke with all her pokemon named after other branch members. Hex happens to get a female pokemon named after him; when he shows up in chat to question that, she claims to have neutered him.

Krisis

Vezalius Bandage

• During a Marshmallow Q&A to celebrate getting 100K subscribers, Zali accidentally displays an ad for bras^note (which is now blurred out in the VOD) that showed up on his screen while trying to bring up the next question, leading him to hurriedly explain that he wasn't looking at anything "sussy".

Vantacrow Bringer

• Vanta has a tendency to jinx himself whenever he plays horror games by declaring how not afraid he is before immediately getting jumpscared.
  • One standout moment comes from when he played The Closing Shift and gets startled by the lady with the stroller, before transitioning his scream into the chorus of “Levels” by Avicii to save face.
• Vanta's playthrough of Outlast Whistleblower gives us this example of Beat Without a "But":
  Eddie Gluskin: Ungrateful sluts!
  Vanta: Hey! I may be a slut, but... (Beat) I don't know, whatever. I was trying to think of a really creative comeback, I couldn't. All I did was admit to being a slut, that's insane.
• After starting a new Animal Crossing: New Horizons file, Vanta goes on the hunt to re-find the villagers from his old island (or at least find suitable replacements). At one point, he comes upon a red duck who he thinks is Ketchup from his old island, only for said duck to turn around and reveal himself to be Bill. The look on Vanta's face says it all.
  Vanta: This ain't Ketchup, that's Tomato Sauce!
  • Upon playing the tutorial for the "Happy Home Paradise" DLC, he notices that all Eloise brought with her for her reading room were three boxes. He then proceeds to open said boxes and declare his job done without even bothering to move the furniture contained within or adding any more. When Eloise expresses her satisfaction with this spartan arrangement, all Vanta can do is cackle in disbelief.

Other Branches

Nijisanji ID

• A humorous case of Disaster Dominoes. At one point, Hana dearly wishes for a new console like the PlayStation 4 and laments on her lack of funds in the middle of the stream, which prompts her viewers to start up a donation train, to her exasperation. Seeing that it won't end soon, she directs her viewers to send their donations to ZEA instead, mostly as a joke at first, until she realizes that ZEA was still streaming Little Witch Nobeta at the time repeatedly trying to finish a boss, so one can imagine the poor, confused automaton suddenly swarmed with donations out of nowhere. The incident goes further when a staff member messages to Hana wondering why they were getting notifications on their donations. It all ends well, as ZEA then defeats the boss that gave her trouble and claims the donations gave her power, and both Hana and ZEA have a tearful but laughing fit over how this came about.
• Mika did a 14-hour endurance stream of Jump King, failing to complete it, and by sheer coincidence, ended up falling exactly 2434 times.
• Like Rosemi, Mika thought that the "egg" references (this time in regards to Mysta) referred to actual eggs. She compounds it by, upon Googling "Tenga egg" and seeing something legitimately egg-shaped in the images, comparing it to those memes where something looks like a shoe but it's actually a cake and has to be told by her chat not to look at "videos" in order to get her to do exactly that.
• Hana Macchia rewatches her debut stream. Sure enough, barely one word into the debut stream and she nearly dies from cringe.
• Mika thinks Sweden is a city in Ireland.
• Mika tweets a message reading only "My statement" and linking to a TwitLonger. Said statement ends up being a Serious Business dissertation about how boobs are better than ass.
  Kureiji Ollie: AM STATISFIED, THANK YOU
• Nara announces a collab project involving decorating a giant cake in Minecraft for ex-ID's 3rd anniversary. Hyona offers her... less-than-professional "translation" of the notice, which is thoroughly torn apart by Riksa.

Nijisanji KR

• For a while there was a trend to get VTubers to say "hi honey". Chiho Han is having none of it, and trying to avoid his viewers' attempts to get him to say it leads him to forget English, Japanese and Korean.
• Nari likes Coke Zero. Nari's viewers apparently don't like Coke Zero.

Miscellaneous

Group Streams

• During an Among Us game featuring Nijisanji members from around the world Pomu kills Elira, but fails to notice Hada following closely behind her. The resulting meeting is just a formality, as Hada asks for Pomu's last words while Pomu unsuccessfully tries to throw suspicion off herself.
• During a Gartic Phone stream featuring multiple Nijisanji branches, ZEA Cornelia compliments Elira's good English... Elira being a member of Nijisanji EN, who are obviously English-fluent.
• Elira, Finana, and Selen have a laugh at Rosemi's lack of furniture. When Rosemi's questionable cooking skills come up in one of Selen's other streams, Selen remarks that she hasn't burned her house down yet because doesn't have anything in her house to burn.
• During the "Protect Pomu" Apex Legends collab:
  • Selen attempts to coach Pomu, who only has two collabs worth of experience in the game. After the third teammate gives them some bad advice:
  Pomu: Why'd you tell me to go up here?!
  Selen: He's stupid! He said that there was an enemy up there! So I believed him, but then I realized that he's just as dumb as- [realizes what she's about to say] ...okay, wait...
  Pomu: Just as dumb as who? Just as dumb as who, Selen?! Just as dumb as who, Selen?!
  Selen: You know, I don't get paid, so I can shit talk all I want.
  • As this happens, the zone closes in on Pomu. Selen tries and fails to get Pomu to use the zipline to move to safety, leading to the following outburst:
  Pomu: How do I get up here?
  Selen: Just jump and E. Just jump- [Pomu takes the nearby stairs] Okay, yeah, just as dumb as you!
  Pomu: Okay! Fine! Fine! Yeah, I'm so fucking stupid, Selen! [jumps into zone] Mmm, yummy! Yummy orange!
  • In the end they manage to become champions at least once. Selen does an outstanding job as usual, with 12 kills and 3000 damage dealt, and Pomu...
  Pomu: 83 [damage], baby!
• In Nijisanji EN's "Meltdown" collab that took place on Nijisanji EN's main channel, featuring Jackbox Party Pack 3:
  • The first game is Trivia Murder Party which provides some good moments.
    • The first question is "Honshu Island is the largest island of what nation?". Most of them say it's pretty easy, and indeed everyone but Selen correctly answers "Japan". The others tease Selen over it.
    • After the second question, Pomu, Elira, Rosemi, and Petra are tasked to draw "a nice way to die". Pomu misinterprets the prompt and draws an actual pair of dice, leading to the audience to vote her drawing as the worst.
    • Elira realizes that her voice changer makes her sound really close to the game's host. After some urging on by Pomu, Elira amuses everyone with her impression.
    • After the game, Finana makes Elira speak with a cutesy "UwU" voice as punishment. The group agrees that it was more of a punishment for everyone else.
  • They play Quiplash 2 next, and while everyone's joining the room, the group scolds Pomu for messing up their plan. After they show the screen, it's apparent why, as almost everyone has named themselves some variant of "Rosemi".
  • After the Tee K.O. game, Petra gets to choose a punishment game for Pomu, and decides that Pomu has to pretend that she's Petra mother and call her "the world's prettiest and cutest and most adorable baby". Pomu's response:
  Pomu: My darling Petra. You are the world's cutest baby ever! I'm so glad I birthed you from my vagina! I'm so happy that I am your mother, and that I birthed you from my own body! Congratulations, Petra, on being my darling, adorable, cutest baby ever! Thank you so much for being my cute baby! [smooches]
  Elira: I don't claim this energy.
  Petra: I think Staff-san are passing out right now.
  Elira: They're never gonna let us stream on this channel ever again.
• Elira and Finana play Phasmophobia together for Halloween.
  • They get on the subject of costumes, and Finana names off a few characters she cosplayed before. Finana then poses the qustion to Elira.
  Finana: Have you ever cosplayed before, Elira?
  Elira: No, but one time, I was Hermione for Halloween.
  Finana: Oh my God, that's so hot.
  Elira: When I was a child. [laughs]
  Finana: I take it back. I'ma back that ass up real quick.
  Elira: [continues laughing]
  Finana: You fucking baited me. I hate your guts.
  • In the same stream, Elira points out how "Nightmare Mode" is basically "Leet-speak Mode", confusing Finana. Elira is surprised that she doesn't know about it, only for Finana to call her a boomer.
• During Ethryia's first Mario Kart 8 Deluxe training stream, they play a round of Shine Thief at Wuhu Town. Reimu is about to win, but Enna has one last chance to keep the game going. Enna uses a mushroom to charge at Reimu, yells "BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"... and fails to even come close to ramming Reimu and stealing the Shine. Everyone falls into fits of laughter wondering what just happened.
• After all the matches of the "Ready, Set, Clash!" event conclude, Taka and Hada provide some commentary while waiting for the results. In the meantime, the EN members reposition their avatars so that they look like a mishmash of everyone put together in the backgrond. Hada remarks that it looks like they're doing some Exodia stuff.
• Near the end of Millie's first birthday stream the Niji EN members play a quick round of Fuck, Marry, Kill, a game in which a person names three individuals who they would like to, well, fuck, marry, or kill. Nina volunteers to go early on, only to skip the fuck and marry options and go straight to kill, where she casually picks Millie and Enna then end her turn without bothering to finish the rest.
• From the Luxiem collab with Propnight:
  • Ike tries to be a Soft-Spoken Sadist, which horribly backfires.
  Mysta: Ike.
  Ike: Yes~?
  Mysta: If you keep talking like that, I'm gonna... act up.
  Vox: Ike, if you keep giving that convincing villain performance, I'm not gonna- I'm not gonna lie, I will c*m. Please, be careful.
  Ike: Alright, maybe I should stop. Maybe I should stop. I'm sorry.
  • Shu makes it a point to any captured teammates to show off his sick skateboarding work.
  • Luca applies his Lucy voice, which makes the boys confused if they want to get caught.
• In an attempt to get an achievement in Phasmophobia, Vox, Pomu, and Finana convince Ike to go inside a haunted house alone, armed with a crucifix, and specifically do two things that will get the ghost haunting it angry: saying its full name and swearing. Immediately after Ike enters the door, the hunt begins, the door locks, and the three of them are treated to Ike's screams of absolute, guttural terror, partially muffled by the door. Vox is horrified, Pomu and Finana complain that Ike didn't do his job properly so they didn't get the achievement, and they then proceed to mourn his death at his avatar's corpse.
  • A couple of rounds later, the team's investigating a different haunted house. They notice a fan moving on its own, and while most of them think that means the ghost is nearby, Ike offers another explanation:
  Ike: Oh, hey, no, it's me! It's me, because, you see, I'm a very big metal fan.
  Vox: ... You're off the ghost-hunting team.
• On Dec 20, 2021, Pomu, Elira, Petra, and Millie get together for an impromptu building project in Minecraft.
  • Petra finally learns of the redstone contraption under her house, and appropriately reacts with disbelief.
  Petra: What is this for?
  Elira: It's for you.
  Petra: No, what does this do?
  Elira: It makes you angry.
  • Elira sets a tree on fire, but it spreads more widely than expected. Everyone sings "White Christmas" as the trees burn.
  • Petra takes revenge for the noise machine and knocks Elira off some scaffolding to her death. Elira pays Petra back by collapsing the entire scaffolding, causing Petra to fall to her death.
  • They egg Millie on to burn some more trees, and Millie obliges. They sing "Silent Night", interspersed with Millie exclaiming that she's on fire.
• During a stream of Ghost Corp, Mika, Nina, Ike and Mysta are tasked with exorcising a ghost via reciting the bible. Mysta tries several times to read the verse but is ineffective, while Ike succeeds on the first try. The group reaches the conclusion that the game couldn't understand Mysta's Cockney accent, even while speaking slowly.
  Mysta: Dear diary, today I found out I was British. I've never felt so cringe in my life.
  • Not to mention that upon reaching the above conclusion, Mysta's reaction is to go into the next room in-game and try to end it all. By shooting the wall in hopes the bullet will bounce back.
• On January 30, 2022, all fifteen members of EN get together for a game of Among Us:
  • The craziness begins right at the introductions:
    • Enna identifies herself as being from Lazulight.
    • Millie identifies as "dumb".
    • Nina also identifies herself as being from Lazulight, at which point Elira says she can't wait for Nina's new outfit (Nina claims to have overslept) and Pomu reveals that she very nearly invited Nina to the previous day's post-outfit reveal Lazulight collab because her original outfit fits right in with the trio's new outfits.
    • Petra starts her introduction normal, but when it comes time to say her branch, she shifts to her "Peter" voice and claims to be from Luxiem.
    • Pomu identifies herself as from "Lazuthyriad", then wonders if any of the branches actually have a D in them. After being told Obsydia does, she changes it to "Lazuthyriadiaiem"
    • Reimu also identifies as from "Lazuthyriad". They tell her to speak in all caps, and she says she already does, only for Enna to provoke her into properly screaming by saying that APEX sucks.
    • Rosemi also identifies as being from Luxiem in her Brosemi voice.
    • Selen identifies as the plumber of the ship, and then people start playing even though Shu and Vox haven't done their introductions yet. Luca hits the meeting button to call them back, but everyone gets mad and they resolve to vote him off the ship.
    • Vox identifies as "Tony the Tiger from Cereal".
  • Since this was meant to only be a test game and everyone's still able to talk to each other in chat, they all conspire to try to end the game as quickly as possible, which Elira says the quickest way is to have the Impostors sabotage oxygen (in the meeting after Mysta's body is reported). Since lights are already out, though, they have to be fixed before another sabotage can be done, so when Finana reports Ike's body, everyone votes her out because meetings prolong the test game. Then Nina reports Elira's body and gts the same treatment (Reimu also died), leading to a point where they actually could've ended it quicker by just having each impostor (Shu, Selen, Millie) kill someone else.
  • First game:
    • Pomu quickly becomes suspicious of Ike, on fairly flimsy grounds, so when she sees him alone with Elira, she stands guard to make sure he can't kill her. Unfortunately for her, Elira's also an Impostor and Ike kills Pomu right after Elira walks past her.
    • Enna tries to rage about Elira in ghost chat by her full name, but "Elira Pendora" runs afoul of the Scunthorpe Problem. So does telling Reimu, who gets voted out incorrectly, that the two Impostors they know of are "Elira and Ike".
    • Millie calls a meeting because she thinks Elira has been faking the same task multiple times. Vox is instead throwing shade at Luca and then Petra, and Nina instead says "Millie or Elira". Ike is cheering for Vox leading them down the wrong path, and Millie gets voted out.
    • Vox catches Elira killing Nina on the cams, but Finana says that she was "just with Elira"—which is not a lie, as Elira was right there to witness Finana kill Selen just before Nina's body was reported. Unfortunately, Vox is unable to convince Petra, whose vote for Luca combined with the two impostors' seals the game for the Impostors.
  • Second game:
    • During the first discussion, someone asks who the last person to see Finana was, and it's revealed that just about no one had seen her all game, leading to Luca calling her sus...having already forgotten that she was the dead body that had been reported.
    • Ike comes into the discussion saying beyond a doubt that Mysta's an Impostor, and Nina says she thinks there are multiple killers because there's no way Mysta would've killed in front of so many people if it wasn't a multi-kill gone wrong. Pomu then asks everyone to let Mysta defend himself, which briefly gets her under suspicion before she clarifies that she meant to let him have his last words...and then he admits that he was trying to open his map and accidentally pressed the kill button.
    • Before Mysta is kicked, Nina gives the Impostors some advice—don't kill anyone who is already under suspicion (specifically, she says that if Shu hadn't been killed, they probably would've voted him out soon.)
    • Vox says he would've been so mad at the remaining crewmates that he'd consider graduating right then and there if they didn't identify Pomu as the Impostor when they did.
  • The entire group lines up at the bottom of the lobby to create one giant, illegible name.
  • The new roles of Shapeshifter, Doctor, Engineer, and Guardian Angel were enabled after the second game, and Luca ends up as Engineer in both the fourth and fifth game, blithely admitting to being able to go into vents without actually ever admitting to being the Engineer.
  • Third game:
    • Enna gets Engineer, then mistakes a ladder for a vent and decides that Ike must be an Impostor because she saw him "moving through it". She then gets killed by Reimu not even a second before Ike's body is the first to be reported.
    • Shu throws an accusation at Finana for no apparent reason, leading her to do the same towards him, but then Nina says that Elira's been oddly quiet and gets enough suspicion onto her to get her voted out. None of these four is actually an Impostor. Meanwhile, Enna now realizes that she wasn't the Engineer at all, but rather, had spawned at the engine.
    • Petra, who is actually the Engineer, vents over to the dead-end area on the right side of the gap room and runs into Luca at the top of the stairs. The two of them head over to the next room and find Selen's body, and while Mysta self-reports Shu's body before Petra can report it, she accuses Luca on the grounds that he could only have come from the room that the body was in. Rather than pointing out that Petra could've only gotten to their meeting spot via vent unless she herself had come from that room, he instead tries to have Pomu alibi him out, only for the fairy to say that she never saw him and that he could have only seen her where he says he did if he had an Impostor's extended visual range, causing him to get voted out for one of Reimu's kills.
    • Finana camps the meeting button after ejecting Mysta fails to end the game, as she's convinced that "either Mysta or Nina" is the last remaining Impostor, even though Nina tries to tell her that the game will continue even if Mysta is an Impostor (which he is) because there are still two Impostors left (which, given that she herself was the one who put suspicion on Elira, means she must have thought Luca was innocent), making it all too easy for Reimu to off Petra before Finana can call the meeting to secure the win after the vote. The others tell Finana that literally everyone she sussed that round was a crewmate.
  • Millie doesn't get back from the washroom, allowing a random to get into the lobby.
  • Reimu admits that she was the only one who killed in the stack kill where Finana identified it as "Mysta or Nina" and had been panicking because Mysta had messed.
  • Fourth game:
    • A house rule is added that everyone is limited to five words per meeting. This proves difficult for many members, so much of meetings are spent yelling at people for breaking the rule.
    • Vox suggests that this rule is bad for entertaining content, and Nina starts reciting "Welcome to the Black Parade" in the same broken caveman speech everyone was using.
    • Vox is by his own admission too drunk to have paid attention at meetings, having "I Want It That Way" stuck in his head after previously extolling the virtues of The Lorax.
    • Pomu kills Vox with fellow impostor Elira nearby, then self-reports after a moment before anyone else can come in to find it. Reimu's the first one to speak, only to admit that she was about to call a meeting to get Vox thrown out after seeing him vent. Finana further confuses the issue of whether Vox might have been the engineer by claiming to have been it, only to realize that she'd been confused by the "clean the vent task".
    • Shu calls a meeting to accuse Reimu, who immediately accuses Enna. Enna, meanwhile, is so mad at Reimu for the previous three rounds that she'd been resolving to get her thrown out regardless of whether or not she was an Impostor.
    • Nina notices that Reimu has a tell—she asks "who do I vote?" when she's an Impostor, but is throwing accusations around like crazy as a Crewmate.
    • Finana uses the "X has been too quiet at meetings" argument again, and Shu tells her "Quiet bad argument, don't use". Whe responds by saying it's a good argument, leading to Shu's next set of five words being "wow" five times.
    • Pomu kills Enna, and the body is behind a closed door, but Reimu mistakenly thinks that Elira came out of the room and ends up getting an impostor by accident.
    • Pomu calls the caveman speak "unga bunga mode", and is so busy laughing at this with her chat that she forgets to move and draws Finana's suspicion. Her using that phrase, however, is enough to pacify everyone, however, and the fairy is left amazed that she got out of it.
    • A crash course is engaged, and Pomu gets to the left side, which needs to be input second, and starts inputting the code over and over, raging about how nobody's doing the other side. When she finally averts the crash course, she sees Reimu alone nearby, and rather than believing that her kouhai represents her best alibi (as it should be clear that Pomu was the one to input the code, and with no one else around, she could stall things out quite a bit by killing Reimu if she tried to step in), Pomu instead starts panicking that Reimu's got her made as the Impostor. (Reimu was still suspicious of Pomu, for the record.)
    • Shu's single vote just before time expired ends up getting the Crewmates the win after he correctly infers that the message that the Guardian Angel recently protected someone was referring to when he input the first code to avert a crash with Pomu the only other one there. Pomu is angry at Elira and Millie's collective failure to get a single kill.
  • Vox plugs Tazumi's channel.
  • Fifth game:
    • Finana claims to have seen Pomu, while Pomu swears she never saw Finana, leading to Pomu becoming suspicious that Finana has "Impostor Vision". Nina tries to claim it's both of them when defending herself from suspicion. The very next meeting, however, Nina is able to use the fact that Pomu was accusing Finana to deflect Pomu's accusation. (The above-linked clip compilation shows that, due to the lights being out, both of them were correct; for some reason, the tiny light cone was centered low, so Pomu could barely see her own head, let alone Finana passing just above her, while Finana could see Pomu just below her.)
    • Luca walks right past Ike's body without reporting it. Both Ike and Vox (who had been dead from the opening minute of the round) were surprised at the end to learn that Luca wasn't an Impostor, compounded by the fact that Rosemi had outright caught him venting, which he didn't deny (he was Engineer again).
    • Finana on cams susses Nina for Ike's death, only for Enna to toss another accusation at Reimu who reported the body (and many of Nina's other kills, for that matter). Reimu asks why Enna is accusing her, and Enna admits that she just wants Reimu dead. Nina again reminds everyone that it's okay to vote her off as long as they vote for Pomu next time. They never get a chance, however, as Reimu and Enna secure the Impostor victory without another vote.
    • Enna tells everyone "See, I told you all Reimu was an Impostor!"
    • After the game ends and Enna is revealed to have been the shapeshifter, both Finana's and Pomu's chats try to get them to ask Enna if she'd ever disguised herself as Pomu.
  Enna: No, you guys are just bad at this.

  • Vox apologizes for suspecting Luca of killing several people. His excuse was that he was venting.
  • Sixth game:
    • Vox refers to Medbay as "Medgay", then realizes what he just said and that he's clearly too drunk.
    • Shu kills Pomu while she's dealing with technical difficulties and Luca reports almost immediately, but Shu is quicker on the accusation and calls it a self-report. He even says that he can't vent this time, and starts malding because, as he points out, he's yet to lie even once, even when he was Imposter for a round.
    • Rosemi is quickly outed as the Engineer, and Selen suggests that it would be funny if the Shapeshifter turned into Rosemi and started killing. A few crewmates yelled at her for giving them ideas. Of course, she knew exactly what she was saying, since she was one of the two non-Shapeshifter Imposters.
    • Nina finds Finana's body and immediately says "nobody else talk", and asks Elira, who was with her, to say who they saw go into the room with Finana. Unfortunately, Elira didn't see anyone. Luca then accuses Ike of coming out of a vent...which was accurate, since he was the one who had vented away from Finana's body after killing her. Unfortunately, since suspicion was split between Shu and Ike, Luca himself gets voted out. Then Elira calls a meeting, claims that since the Imposters would've all voted Luca, it meant Ike actually got the most Crewmate votes, as Luca's story makes sense. Selen then says that if it's Ike, then it's also Shu, because it meant Luca was right.
    • Enna is the Guardian Angel, but she's not sure she wants to protect any of these fools.
    • Shu kills Reimu, who immediately tells the other ghosts that she wants to apologize to Selen. The ghosts tell her she's not allowed to unmute yet because the other living players will realize that she's dead.
    • As Reimu learns in ghost chat that she should retract that apology because Selen's an Impostor too, Selen again reminds the Crewmates that if Ike's an Impostor, then so is Shu. Somehow, Vox gets thrown out instead. Selen and Shu then secure a sabotage victory without even having to kill anyone as they camped the reactor, whereupon Shu gets mad at Selen for trying to throw him under the bus, while Nina praises her, saying that she'd suspected Selen early, but as soon as she started accusing Shu, Nina changed her mind and decided it couldn't be Selen.
  • Seventh game (since they'd originally said "last game" before the sixth game, Enna, Millie, Petra, and Mysta leave before this):
    • The five-word rule returns.
    • Pomu vows to be as suspicious as possible, despite being a Crewmate. Somehow she still ends up being Reimu's alibi, as she was playing around on the scanner as Reimu was scanning.
    • Selen says she was "doing the dance" to Pomu, trying to get her to come with her as a bodyguard for a tough task. Pomu initially is willing to follow her, but Selen just stands around at the start of the next round so Pomu goes off to do her own tasks, to her own benefit as it's a trap and Selen's an Impostor again—and again is trying to go lone wolf as she says it's a "50-50 between Vox and Shu", the former of whom is in fact her fellow Impostor.
• Mika, Pomu, Finana, and Vox play Ghost Hunter Corps together. Throughout the entire collab, Mika keeps calling the incense sticks "incest sticks", then correcting herself, at one point claiming that she has trouble when multiple "s" sounds are too close to each other. Then there's the exchange when in the course of asking the hostile ghost questions, Vox asks it if it can fart.
  Mika: Vox, I'm offended! You should never ask a lady if she can fart!
  Vox: I asked a ghost if it can fart.
  Mika: That's why I'm so offended!
• The February 1, 2022 Mario Party Superstars collab includes Luca, Ike, Finana, Pomu... and Vox, all of a sudden. After a bit of nudging from Ike, Vox realizes he's intruded on a live stream, apologizes profusely, and quickly leaves the voice channel.
• After Elira and Rosemi's post-Cuphead-collab superchat reading, Rosemi learns of the updog joke and tries it on Elira. What results is a comedy of errors as Rosemi messes up the delivery and Elira helps her along in between laughter.
• Pomu, Finana, and Uki had an off-collab at a hotel. When Uki went to get some snacks from a vending machine, Finana went to the bathroom. But the mic was left on and everyone could hear her. Despite Pomu's attempts, she couldn't drown out the sound.
• During an Apex Legends stream with Selen, Ike, and Multiverse Monarch, an impromptu singing of Celiene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" leads to Ike joking that since the song came from the movie Titanic, the lyrics should be "near, far, the back of a car". Monarch is confused as to why a car would be mentioned at all, until she's informed that the movie had a famous scene where the main characters made out in a car on the eponymous boat. Selen declares Monarch too pure.
  Ike: Haven't you seen Titanic?
  Monarch: I have. They're on a boat.
  Ike: Noooooooooo. Spoilers!
• Petra, Enna, and Millie play Apex Legends together, with Reimu coaching them. Despite the former three having little Apex experience between them (it was Petra's first time, and Enna and Millie only played it once before on stream) and not taking it seriously to start, they manage to win the very first game they play without killing anyone. Initial reactions range from disbelief to declaring that they're going for the pros next, but they're all losing it in the end.
• Luca and Vox's first collab starts off with Luca finding a mosquito in his room.
  Luca: It tried to SUCK me!
  Vox: (gasps) It tried to suck him! Respectfully, mosquito, get in line.
• During the NijiWWE event organized by Selen and Pomu, Shu and Uki get into some surprisingly biting trash-talk before the final match.
  Uki: Yeah, let's see what those two arms can do. What about the rest of your body?
  Shu: Are you doubting my powers as a sorcerer?
  Uki: Yeah.
  Shu: Oh—!
• In the Valorant Noctyx vs. Luxiem collab, Alban challenges Ike to a knife fight. He loses almost immediately.
  Ike: (haughty) You dare challenge me to a knife fight?! Do you know who I am, Alban?! (starts cackling maniacally)
• Mysta and Alban play SpyParty. Alban bets 10$ to Mysta that he won't be able to guess who the spy is in the first 30 seconds of the next round, which Mysta flunks instantaneously. Alban's hysterical laughter after the fact seals it.
• The July 21, 2022 Crab Game stream. What really pushes it over the edge is Mysta's extremely low-quality webcam mic that makes him completely unintelligible whenever he raises his voice.
  Fulgur: "Why does your microphone sound extra deep fried?"
• ILUNA's first group collab is the infamously frustrating Pico Park. Despite bragging that they are "smarter than our senpais," in navigating the courses of the game, it doesn't take long before the group is stonewalled trying to get over a simple elevator, causing much rage, recrimination, and this observation from Aia about their intelligence:
  Aia: "The collective IQ of this group is four. There’s six of us!"
  • Perhaps most memorable is the number of times that Ren actively sabotaged the team's effort and Kyo's increasing exasperation.
• Vox and Ren make a Power Tier ranking of the NijiEN members, even claiming that it's "Objective". Naturally, this ridiculously biased stream put both of them of the hitlist of their fellow livers by the end of it all, with many of them roasting back on Twitter about the pair's shoddy knowledge of the livers' lore.
  • The first tier list is based on how they would be ranked if there was no prep time in an alley fight:
    • Vox quickly puts Pomu in the Weak tier without much fanfare.
      Ren: We agreed on that one instantly.
      Vox: We're immediately on the same page: Pomu is in the "Dies instantly" team, okay. Jesus Christ.
    • Ren puts Nina in the God tier not just because he thinks she's a goddess of luck lore-wise, but also because he compares her to Jar Jar Binks. This prompts Vox to take a step back and wonder if he missed some obscure Star Wars lore he never heard about, before bringing up the Sith Lord theory and concurring that being lucky is that big of a factor. Ren is then delighted that he found a fellow "Jar Jar is a Sith Lord" cult member in Vox.
    • Reimu apparently begged Vox to put her in the SSS tier, so he had half a mind to put her in the "Weak" tier instead before chatting with Ren. It also turns out Vox is still salty about the time his character got floored by Reimu in the 2022-04-11 WWE 2K22 stream with Selen and Pomu.
    • The pair immediately puts Aster in the God tier, with Ren comparing him to Kirby and calling him "cracked" in every sense of the word.
  • On the second list which gives every liver some prep time before the alleyway fight, Vox bumps up Mysta's rank from Weak to Human, reasoning that Mysta's friendly nature can get his opponent to drop their guard down. Plus, Mysta could always feed his opponent some weak old rice to give them a stomach ache.
  • On the 1-on-1 speculative tournament, Vox declares both Shu and Uki winners on their matchup because they're too nice to each other and pictures them making up like Raiden and Armstrong shaking hands and hugging, before teaming up against Aster. Ren then blurts out that it's now become a threesome, a joke that Vox only catches on to after seeing it being spammed on the chat while he was fiddling with the website somehow making Nina vanish on her matchup with Fulgur.
    Vox: Chat, it's canon. The Uki, Shu and Aster threesome. That is still NijiPurple! The NijiPurple threesome is real!
  • In response to the stream, Rosemi set up a guerilla stream mere hours later in an attempt to correct what she perceives as Vox and Ren's mistakes, but somehows ends up attracting even more disagreements from her fellow livers who she calls in the voice chat. Remember, power ranking is Serious Business.
    • For an unscheduled stream, it attracts a lot of of other livers. It started with just Rosemi ans Pomu. By the end, nearly a third of NijiEN participated in the list, out of pure spite and saltiness of Vox's list.
    • Luca was initially placed in C (strong for a human) tier, but throughout the stream he kept begging (and getting shot down) to be placed higher. For all his troubles, he ended up getting demoted to D instead.
    Kyo: Honestly, the more you talk the more we're gonna move you down. 'Cause it shows you're weak minded and can't accept the truth.
    Luca: WHAT THE- mgrghslfkshehnd!!
    • Fulgur arguing why he should be placed right under Rosemi in the SS tier if he had enough preparation.
    Fulgur: Have you seen Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice? I'm Batman.
    • Poor Mysta got placed dead last in the rankings, below even Petra and Maria, who are effectively regular teenage girls, power-wise. Their reasoning? Detectives always die in stories.
    Pomu: I just imagined getting into a fight with Mysta, and him tripping over his feet, and him falling over his face, and crying, and...
    • Kyo's reasoning why he should be placed high: He's an Isekai protagonist, therefore he has Plot Armor and can't die no matter what.
• Luca is given the task of giving Kyo a tour of the EN Minecraft server.
  • Luca shows Kyo the old wheat farm, explaining that a mysterious man with blonde hair and a big coat had created it to cure the server's famine before Selen rendered it useless by adding more technology. Luca then tries to force Kyo into being the new farmer.
  Luca: This your job now!
  Kyo: Oh my gosh! [Beat] I quit!
  • Luca takes Kyo to Deezneyland and has him go through his infamous maze, which makes short work of driving Kyo insane. The following exchange when he finally makes it out seals it:
  Luca: So, what did you think?
  Kyo: ...I think I'm going to send you an invoice for my next therapy session.
  • This Funny Background Event after Ren joins the server in which he tries to feed a cat chicken^note  Minecraft cats only eat fish , then inexplicably catching on fire.
• Selen, Pomu, and Enna spend an entire stream roasting their fans' Steam profiles.
• "Meow, bottom." It must be seen to be believed.
  • To summarize, though, during one of his very early streams Mysta was surprised by how many superchats were asking him to make animal noises, especially meows. Ike tried to encourage him to indulge them, only for Mysta to suggest that Ike meow instead, to which Ike pointed out that the superchats had been sent to Mysta, not him. Mysta was still hesitant, so Ike decided to try asserting dominance, which, apparently, worked, cementing Mysta's Butt-Monkey status and providing one of the first peeks at Ike's less shy side.
  • This moment would eventually get a sequel during Alban's first ''Getting Over It'' stream. Mysta's immediate regret (especially since this time he did it almost on reflex) along with Alban's uproarous laughter is what really sells it.
• During a stream of Kyo and Ren playing It Takes Two, Kyo gets up to go to the bathroom. In the meanwhile, Ren takes the chat aside and tells them that despite what Kyo claims, Kyo actually finds Ren to be a good guy and to be "really sexy and funny", and that Ren thinks Kyo is cute for his tsundere-ness. When Kyo gets back...
  Kyo: You called me cute...?
  Ren: ...M-maybe...
  [Beat]
  Kyo: ...Simp. Fucking simp. [Ren starts laughing] Why you simping, bro, das crazy.
  Ren: THAT'S YOUR REACTION TO ME CALLING YOU CUTE?!
• During Ren and Alban's Nintendo Switch Sports collab, Ren brings out his Goofy voice when asked what his best impression was. Alban returns the favor as Mickey Mouse, and what happens next can only be described as one of the most hilarious Kingdom Hearts roleplays ever streamed.
  "Mickey": I can't believe you're hyucking my wife!
• While waiting for a PUBG match to start, Yugo, seemingly on a whim, strips his character naked and chases Aster around while snake-crawling. Aster then dubs him a "toe goblin". Later on, the whole team (Aster, Yugo, and Nagao) crawls naked during the pre-match phase, ostensibly so they can easily spot each other, only for a bunch of other players to join in.
• The EN branch seems to love baiting their viewers with the newlywed's choices only to swap out the final "watashi" in the line for something random. An in-progress list of what's been offered:
  • Cotton candy (by Yugo)
  • "Huggies" (by Aster)
  • Metal Gear (by Pomu)
  • Multiple different synonyms for rice (by Yugo and Alban)
  • Nagao (by Aster, during a collab with Nagao)
  • "Pog" (by Luca)
• A common prank that's pulled by the chat of any liver playing Trombone Champ is to ask them to play "Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik, claiming it to be the streamer's theme song. Then they wait until the streamer realizes that said song is the one most associated with circuses, and therefore the chat just called them a clown.
• Pomu plays Apex Legends and Selen plays Minecraft. That may seem out of place, and it would be, but the two swapped places for the streams. Thus, it's business as usual, but the two take the opportunity to jab at each other throughout.
• WrestleSanji 2023 has plenty of hilarious moments that deserve mention.
  • The first matchup of the season is between Uki (who was the previous year's champion) and Luca, both of whom want the latter to win (Luca so he could advance to the next stage of the competition, Uki so he could get dominated by Luca). At first, it looks like they're both about to get their wish before a surprise upset from Wrestler!Uki (with some moves that wouldn't look out of place in a dominatrix's repetoire) wins him the match.
  Luca: I was put in a submission hold!
  • During the fighter introductions of Rosemi^note  Or rather, Brosemi vs. Shu, Vox and Selen joke about the idea of Shu's fighter actually being a banana in human disguise...only to be proven right seconds later.
  • Mysta and Pomu's pre-fight smack talk has to be seen to be believed as it eventually devolves into animalistic growls and gibbering to put Taz to shame as Nina begs for the segment to end so she could get away from them and Doppio and Vox are left in stunned silence.
  (Beat)
  Doppio: You know what they say about wrestling...it sometimes brings out the caveman in you.
• Meloco and Kotoka play NKODICE, hoping to roll the dice that spell out ochinchin^note Childish Japanese slang for penis. As the session goes on, they grow more desperate and unhinged in their bid to get the word, even resorting to slandering and mistranslating each other in jest. Alban is summoned for troubleshooting the lag in the stream, but his helpful advice is cut short by Kotoka thanking him as "Ochinchin-senpai." Eventually, they get the word to appear, and spend the next few minutes crying in joy; it's as surreal as it sounds.
  Kotoka: ... Why are we crying over a PP?
• Continuing on NKODICE is Pomu and Elira hosting a tournament of it on January 9th, 2023.
  • The first match pits Aia against Doppio, and it's a full on Ham-to-Ham Combat that Elira compares to an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh!, culminating in Doppio rolling "uma" and referring to Aia as a horse for the remainder of the match.
    Elira: How do they not run out of smack talk?!
  • Because Aia vs. Doppio lasted for double the amount of turns intended, Pomu and Elira halved the turn count to 15 for subsequent rounds. Not that it makes the chaos any less hilarious, especially when Doppio laters brags about having an untoppable 30 points in bad words, thus making him the "king of chinchin".
  • The second round features Kyo vs. Fulgur, with the former having absolutely no idea about the game's rules. Fulgur's last roll has him pray to Pomu for an "ochinchin", to which Pomu blesses the roll with "big Pomu energy"... only for four of the five dice to bounce off the bowl and the remaining one to give out the character "mama".
    Pomu: Too much energy!
  • Truly, Doppio is the gift that keeps on giving since he maintains the chuuni persona throughout the entire tournament.
    • Suprisingly, Doppio did not know what "coochie" meant up until this stream, much to Elira and Pomu's astonishments. And then he googles it:
      Doppio: Ooh. Wow. Whoa, that's—we're playing this kinda game? Oh my goodness—Anatomy? Well, I am a master at anatomy. I've gotten an A in all four of my science classes. Biology, physics, social studies and math.
      Elira: What the hell are you on about? Anyway...
    • When faced against Scarle, Doppio unapologetically and repeatedly pushes her buttons with his hamminess, leaving Elira and Pomu in stitches.
      Scarle: I am dealing with pink emotes in the chat for this pink little shit right I am dealing with right now...
      Doppio: No, I am no little shit. I am the biggest shit you've ever seen. And I will show you, once I drop my shit into the bowl!
      Scarle: Eugh... you can have the bowl.
      Pomu: How does he keep coming up with them?!
    • During the final round's preface, Uki admits that he can't hope to match Doppio's energy, only for Doppio to reassure him that he's got enough "MANergy" for the both of them. This immediately perks Uki up.
  • Vox versus Reimu, wherein the former puts on his gremlin persona and annoys the latter to the point where she just can't put up with his antics by the end of the match. Then there's the moment when the game rolls a "manko" and a "chinko" with the same set of dice, with Vox claiming that's what people used to call him in college, illiciting uncontrollable laughter from Elira.
  • Poor Uki wanted out of the tournament as soon as he can, and at least some "ochinchin" in case he couldn't. Unfortunately for him, RNG decided to make him stick all the way to the end without giving him some "ochinchin". The fourth round pits him against Ren, and he wins without ever rolling anything remotely penile, much to his own dismay. The only phallic term he nails throughout the whole tournament is a meager "chinko" against Vox, which also came with an "omanko" in the same roll. Uki eventually wins the entire tournament and gets crowned as "The Legendary Omanko", once again to his chagrin.
    Uki: You know what, my fan artists will draw me getting some dick.
    Elira: They already do, regardless of this game!
    [Rolls "omanko" and "chinko", prompting a meltdown from Vox as Uki gets ahead in points]
• During the Mario Party 2 stream with Rosemi, Pomu, Fulgur, and Doppio, Rosemi asks to use Boo to steal Pomu's star. Pomu attempts to claim that the stars were granted to her by God (she had gotten both her stars from random hidden blocks after turning down a chance to buy one), but Rosemi counters that she's God's chosen one and steals the star. Pomu goes absolutely ballistic as Rosemi passes the star space and gets another one in the same turn.
  Fulgur: Rosemi is the chosen one!
  Rosemi: (singing) Enlighten the world... (laughs)
  Pomu: YOU'RE NOT EVEN PART OF THAT GEN!
• After Pomu, Selen, Aia, and Doppio conclude playing Broforce, they somehow enter wild tangents that includes Pomu failing to make everyone realize that Snake Plisskin is from Escape From New York, Selen bagging Doppio over his name including "dope", and everyone getting made fun of in kindergarten because of their names.
• Selen, Ike, and Hana's matches in Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 come with the revelation that not only can Hana hold her own in Puyo mode pretty decently in their level, she becomes The Dreaded as her short but effective combos come with her happily counting her chains, with poor Selen breaking down and barely coming up with good comebacks and a freaked-out Ike audibly exasperated every time he gets wiped out.
  Ike: I feel like I'm in a torture chamber, and Hana's just, like, waiting to snip off my fingers with a giant scissor, and she's counting down to the point where she's gonna do it.
  Hana: "One... two..." Slowly approaching as I count down. (laughs)
  • The last round of Puyo mode ends with Hana landing an All Clear attack^note Getting an All Clear will result in the next attack sending a large batch of Nuisance Puyo to the enemy, ending the match to their collective and hysterical shock. To top it off, in a later stream from Hana, she soon explained she wasn't even aware of getting an All Clear in the first place and happened to get it by dumb luck, trying to claim she isn't a Puyo player. No one appears to buy it.
    Ike: (in chat) She lie
• Kyo, Enna, and Millie do a group zatsudan. The two girls make it their mission to make Kyo as uncomfortable as possible.
• NIJICanceled Plays Cards Against Humanity: Enna, Vox, Fulgur and Selen play Cards Against Humanity, and poor Selen - who's hosting the game and is the only one at that point not to have been "cancelled" is utterly terrified the entire time, while her co-hosts are mercilessly reveling in her terror.
  • For starters, Vox is using an avatar of an exaggeratedly fat version of himself. Initially it's quite small compared to his co-stars and he requests more space even if he can't be here in his true form. Fulgur claims this is Vox's truest form.
  • The sheer level of "This Is Gonna Suck" cannot be understated, as brilliantly put by Enna with this line:
    Enna: Am I allowed to say things about the Pope?
  • Eventually Enna asks if Vox will buy her a house if she loses her job as a result of the stream. Vox agrees that he will, but won't get one for Fuu or Selen despite it being the latter's stream. He also suggests playing as many horrifying cards as possible to blind management with so much fire that they can't be cancelled. Cue Enna's cards: "How did I lose my virginity? Touching a pug on his penis."
    Selen: Enna? Is-Is this you Enna?
    Enna: Where's my house?
    • Vox's card from the same black card leads him to recounting the time he accidentally saw a naked grandma.
  • Two white cards for "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time." leads to Vox googling whether humans can get pregnant from animals, much to Selen's utter horror. Vox notes that according to Google, "Ethical considerations" have prevented research into the subject, leading Fuu to note that even Google is telling them they've gone too far. This is capped off with Vox stating that "unfortunately" it wouldn't be possible.
    Selen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ''UNFORTUNATELY, VOX?!"
  • Near the end, Vox's father pops in to ask him to be quiet, as it's past midnight and the kids in the neighbourhood can hear him, leading to speculation on how much the kids have heard.

Snack Time!

• Episode 2 has an incredibly fancy teaser full of special effects — for a self-proclaimed "low budget" episode. Said episode has Saku and Yuika complaining about how they can't move because of the lack of budget.

Niji Shindan (Nijisanji Personality Test)

• There are some special prompts depending on what name you enter (mostly for those people who were included in the game). If you type in "Iinchou" Mito declares "This world has no need for two class reps" and kicks you back to the title screen.
• By choosing a certain option, Tazumi models replace the livers, complete with accessories and fangs/animal ears. And one of Tazumi's expressions is a pog face. Mito streamed creating the sprites as well.
• The inclusion of Utako as the monkey (in a primal sense) in the third scenario leads to more funny moments as her fujoshi shotacon urges manifest. Also, she refuses to play against Rin because she already has a strike on YouTube.
  • A bunch of her lines become "bugged" in the Tazumi mode because Mito doesn't want the CEO acting like a perverted shotacon.
• The third scenario ends with Kaede (as Momotarō) becoming Rin's dog. Mito's response to the situation is to declare "She's like that in real life as well."
  • In the Tazumi mode, the player points out the absurdity of Tazumi G falling for someone with the same face, to which Mito retorts that she's been waiting for the player to react for the whole game and that she finds someone able to play through the whole thing without doing so scary.
• The profile for the Secret Character type is just plain weird, even incorporating part of a description of dragonflies midway through.