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The Forces of Chaos
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The Gods and Forces of Chaos
General
- Beware the Silly Ones: They're presented humorously like almost everything else in the series, but get several moments to remind us why, as in canon, they're still the biggest baddest evildoers in the setting.
- Order vs. Chaos: Naturally, like canon, the Chaos Gods and their demonic forces are fiercely opposed to the Emperor of Mankind and his ordered Imperium, with both sides trying to undermine each other at every opportunity. Of course, since Text to Speech puts a humorous spin on things, sometimes it's 'Chaos taking every opportunity to taunt and bully Order, and vice-versa'.
The Chaos Gods
General
- Always Chaotic Evil: Zigzagged, despite the name. As Magnus notes, the Chaos Gods are the embodiments of all emotion, so even they have positive aspects.
- For instance, Khorne is a god of war, fury and bloodlust, but also one of Honor, Courage and Justice through him embodying "Survival of The Fittest"; this is demonstrated by his begrudging respect for Khaine.
- Nurgle, too, is shown in a relatively sympathetic light here, as apparently he's a much kinder husband to Isha for her to stand up for him against Tzeentch despite giving the Emperor Phantom Itching and unleashing Crotch Rot on a Hive World. Magnus notes that because of Nurgle representing the eternal cycles of decay and renewal; he's technically Nature incarnate.
- It's played a lot straighter by Slaanesh and Tzeentch, the former representing hedonism and having no desire to do anything but masturbate/fornicate, but at the same time represents Joy and Happiness through the emotional spectrum. While the latter having no desire to do anything but prank everyone he also represents both Change and Hope according to Magnus and unlike Slaanesh, is at least capable of having a civilized conversation and occasionally plays a children's card game with the Emperor.
- Eldritch Abomination: All of them to a degree, but Tzeentch is by far the best example.
- Jerkass Gods: These are the Chaos Gods, even if they are written as more comedic. They are responsible for the horrible state of the Imperium and the rest of the galaxy. Tzeentch in particular is a petty jerk who likes to torment and bully others For the Evulz.
- Voice of the Legion: All of the Chaos gods speak with a reverb that adds an ethereal echo to their voices, but Slaanesh's voice in particular sounds like a masculine voice and a feminine voice that are both speaking simultaneously.
Tzeentch
Tzeentch, Changer of Ways
Voiced by: Kiwi
The Chaos God of change, intrigue, and sorcery. Also a cosmic prankster who gets his giggles messing with anyone and everyone.
- Berserk Button: Judging by his reactions in the Fourth special, it would seem Tzeentch absolutely hates having his usual tricks turned against him, or being on the receiving end of them in general. That being said, he has no problem doing the same thing to others.
- Beware the Silly Ones: As much as he likes to coast through social interactions with indecisiveness and petty tricks, Tzeentch is quite willing to adopt an aggressive attitude if the circumstances involve goading or humiliating his mark.
- Eldritch Abomination: Of the Chaos gods, he is the best example. His anatomy, while humanoid, is just plain confusing and as of the fourth special the indecisive mollusk has multiple forms that he can switch between on a whim.
- Expy: This version of Tzeentch takes a few of his mannerisms from Bill Cipher.
- Hidden Agenda Villain: Parodied. Even when he's not spouting the odd Ice-Cream Koan, Tzeentch constantly speaks in bizarre, meandering doublespeak; at times he seems almost incapable of making definitive statements, peppering almost every sentence with contradictory yeses, noes, and maybes. For Tzeentch, just having a shadowy plan to allude to is more important than that plan actually leading anywhere. Which is entirely in line with some interpretations of canon, mind you; Tzeentch is the God of Scheming, rather than any successful plots, so anything he plans ultimately leads nowhere and never ends, and it's suspected if he actually reached the end of a successful plan coming together he'd go out in a Puff of Logic.
- Hypocrite:
- Tzeentch hates when people cheat at games, despite being a massive cheater himself.
- Tzeentch also accuses Kitten of being in denial when it looks like he's going to lose, but when defeated he himself denies it ever happened so hard that he leaves without even thinking to retaliate.
- Involuntary Shapeshifting: Tzeentch's form-shifting is quick, but not entirely under his control, as his more pyramidal form seems to come whenever he's particularly happy and giggly, while his more confusing, big-handed form with no recognizable face comes exclusively when he's getting upset.
- Jerkass Gods: Just like in canon. While all of the Chaos Gods are equally nasty in their own ways, he in particular is a petty jerk who likes to torment others For the Evulz.
- Loser Deity: Tzeentch is in contrast to the Chess Master he was in canon, a petty manchild who randomly does things that he claims are part of his schemes, but really he just does them at random. His overall demeanor is that of a schoolyard bully, and he is quick to lose his temper when he doesn't get his way.
- Let Us Never Speak of This Again: His reaction to losing a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Forth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip poker to Kitten. Funnily enough, this is exactly how the Emperor reacted to his loss.Tzeentch: This. Never. Happened.
- The Omniscient: Averted. According to Magnus, he can be this if he bothers to consult with Kairos Fateweaver, but he's too lazy to do it, at least for children's card games.
- Parental Substitute: He semi-jokingly refers to himself as Magnus's third father after tricking him into believing that his Ouija board had contacted the soul of the man who adopted him when he crash-landed on Prospero. He even acts like a stern parent when Magnus gets childishly fussy about having to leave the material plane."Stop, or I'll put you in time out, young mister!"
- Smug Snake: He's smug to the point of being insufferable, but this is best highlighted in his YuGiOh game against Kitten, where his mind reading abilities were the only thing that allowed him to stay ahead of Kitten, and when he's blocked from using it to read Kitten's card deck by Magnus, he starts losing hard, has a Villainous Breakdown and when beaten, quits in a huff.
- Troll: His method of manipulating people is less clever arguments and subtle plots that he used in canon and more annoying them with petty name-calling until they do what he wants out of sheer frustration. This even extends to his fellow Chaos Gods, like sending a bunch of pizza boxes to Nurgle containing "fun little surprises" that destroy his rot-roses and send him to tears.
Nurgle
Nurgle, Lord of Decay
Voiced by: Larry Luxus
The Chaos God of disease, stagnation, and despair. Yet somehow, still the most decent of the Dark Gods.
- Affably Evil: Fitting with the source material. He has genuine sympathy for Tzeentch after the Emperor beats the latter up and takes Magnus's soul, despite the fact that he and Tzeentch are archenemies. He's also Happily Married to Isha here, whereas in canon he essentially made Isha an unwilling lab-rat and force-feeds her his diseases as a twisted form of love on his part.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: He is apparently a surprisingly good husband to the Eldar goddess Isha, at least enough that she gets angry on his behalf when Tzeentch trolls and makes him cry.
- Fat Bastard: Nurgle is still the bloated lord of disease as we know him. Though the "bastard" part doesn't quite apply as much, since he's shown to be quite Affably Evil.
- A Match Made in Stockholm: Time will tell if this is how his relationship with Isha works. Canonically, Nurgle is very affectionate towards Isha, but he expresses his feelings by infecting her with all his newest diseases, and she undermines him by whispering their cures to the galaxy. Whether she's gone insane or they've worked out something healthier in this continuity is yet to be revealed. Considering that Isha seems to be one of the sanest gods in the series, acting exactly how you'd expect towards Tzeentch and Slaanesh, there's decent chance that it might actually be the latter.
- Villainous Rescue: Both he and Khorne were responsible for the survival of Khaine and Isha during the birth of Slaanesh. Nurgle directly spirited Isha into his realm in the Warp, while Khorne proceeded to beat the spectral shit out of the newborn Slaanesh before he/she/it could devour Khaine.
Khorne
Khorne, Blood God
Voiced by: Tim Scott
The Chaos God of battle, war, and blood. Naturally, he's having a grand old time with the current state of the universe.
- Bling of War: Subverted. Khorne's minions might look like they're decked out in crimson and gold, but the latter's just cheap brass.
- Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Downplayed with him and Khaine, the Elder War God. Khorne is slightly calmer and more respectful around Khaine, even calling him "old man" (relatively polite compared to his choice of terms for, say, Slaanesh) and agreeing to go with him for leg day.
- Go-Karting with Bowser: Khorne and Khaine are gym buddies, and chat with each other amicably on Spacebook.
- Irony: He was the most prominently featured of the Chaos gods in canon to point where he's sometimes a Spotlight-Stealing Squad, but has easily the fewest appearances here. In contrast, Tzeentch, the one who appears the least in canon, has had had by far the most screen time of the four.
- Orcus on His Throne: Parodied. He is referred to by Decius as "A Paraplegic Sociopath" for a reason. As of 2 entire seasons he has only had one single line and was offscreen during it. Season 3 even has Khaine stating he's coming over to get him so he can finally have leg day.
- Unstoppable Rage: The literal God of it. Although he's surprisingly calmer here compared to other iterations of the Warhammer 40k universe.
- Villainous Rescue: Both he and Nurgle were responsible for the survival of Khaine and Isha during the birth of Slaanesh. Nurgle directly spirited Isha into his realm in the Warp, while Khorne proceeded to beat the spectral shit out of the newborn Slaanesh before he/she/it could devour Khaine. Khorne is quick to remind Khaine of this fact, although he admits he only "mostly" saved him, given that Khaine was shattered in the process.
Slaanesh
Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure
Voiced by: Alisaihin
The Chaos God/dess of pleasure, excess, and decadence. Liked by few, and absolutely hated by the Eldar since his/her/its birth practically killed their civilization.
- Call to Adventure: Invoked, as Slaanesh played this role to the other Chaos Gods. According to The Emperor, the other Chaos Gods were pretty inactive before Slaanesh roused them into action.
- The Dreaded: To the Eldar as a whole, who outright refuse to speak his/her name (and with very good reason). When faced with the prospect of Slaanesh manifesting in Commorragh unless he speaks his/her name to Leman (long story), Jebarion is unable to bring himself to actually say it and breaks down sobbing in fear. Luckily for Commorragh, Leman falls asleep and Slaanesh is kept at bay, but poor Jebarion is left sorely traumatized from the experience.
- Extreme Omnisexual: Slaanesh considers the mere talk of torment to be arousing and considers Khorne's chainaxe to be a good choice for a vibrator. Also, he/she/it is still trying to hit on Isha, Nurgle's wife and among the few surviving Eldar gods that she/he/it didn't kill.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: He/She is shaping up to be this based on what is shown in the Warpchats. Khorne despises him/her because they're naturally archenemies (and because he/she stole and splattered gunk all over his favorite chainaxe during his/her "pleasure session" with it), but he/she doesn't seem to be very popular with most of the other gods either. Isha reacts to him/her with dismissive annoyance in the first Warpchat, Nurgle responds sarcastically to his/her offer of a free Camshow, and Khaine expresses relief at him/her being kicked and banned from the chat by Khorne - a ban that nobody reverses.
- Hated by All: It says a lot when literally everyone hates her/him/it. The Chaos Gods hates being with him/her/it, the Eldar Gods especially hates her/him/it (especially Khorne whom she/he/it pissed off the most by using his chainaxe as a vibrator), and Cegorach is plotting his/her/its death with the birth of Ynnead. Not even the Emperor himself has anything good to say about him/her/it.
- Mood Whiplash: For most of his/her entrances, Slaanesh has been portrayed as a Laughably Evil Too Kinkyto Torture god(dess) with an Extreme Libido. Not when summoned by Russ. The rhyme she gives as she approaches the Dark Eldar makes it very clear what is in store for their souls when she gets her hands on them, and as the rhyme continues, you hear screams in the background grow louder and louder.
- Leitmotif: More of a genre than anything, but Slaaneshi daemons' charges are accompanied (fittingly) with the sort of heavy electronic music one'd expect of a nightclub.
- Nothing Is the Same Anymore: He/She is regarded as this for the entire Galaxy In-Universe. According to The Emperor, His/Her/It's birth "was the last coffin to hit the nail into the hammer for any semblance of sense".
- The Scottish Trope: The Eldar refer to him/her as "She-Who-Thirsts", as using his/her name will result in their souls being devoured and tortured for all eternity.
- Voice of the Legion: Slaanesh's voice has a reverb that makes it sound like a masculine voice and a feminine voice are speaking simultaneously. The other Chaos Gods have similar reverb, but only to add an echo to their voices.
Malal
Malal, The Renegade God
Voiced by: Gemineye
The Chaos God of anarchy and pure chaos. Except not, because he doesn't exist, shut up about it.
- Butt-Monkey: Definitely. Not only is he constantly mocked for being a nonexistent pushover, but he is locked away in a realm of nonexistence, constantly crying about how he will become canon one day and only comforted by other retconned or Deader than Dead characters such as the Squats and Fucking Horus.
- Loser Deity: He's got it even worse than Tzeentch. He has been exiled into a realm of nonexistence, complaining about how he will one day become canon again. Underneath that he's just a Manchild who complaining about things not going his way. The Emperor also calls him an "absolute pushover", trying to make himself look like a threat, but once someone pokes at his insecureties he devolves into a sobbing mess.
The Great Horned Rat
The Great Horned Rat, The Vermin King
[RAT WHEEZE]
- Voiced by: Zegram
The patron god of the Skaven. Chaos God of backstabbing, scheming, and disease, the Great Horned Rat has taken the place of Slaanesh... to pimp his new holiday of "Great Horned Rat Day". His first appearance is in the special "SLAANESHMAS IS OVER".
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: It's clear at points it's Zegram and he's not being too happy he has to do such a dumb debut video.
- Evil Sounds Raspy: So raspy in fact that it causes him to break out into coughing fits on more than one occasion.
- Glowing Eyelights of Undeath: It adds to his skeletal head.
- Horns of Villainy: And horns aplenty!
- Keet: He's like a rodent, constantly on edge and energized.
- Lean and Mean: He's really skinny!
- Multiple-Tailed Beast: As plenty as his horns.
- No Indoor Voice: His speaking voice is just under a yell.
- Precision F-Strike: Unlike other Chaos Gods, he likes to keep his swears precise.GHR: SLAANESHMAS IS FUCKING DEAD DEAD!
- Right Under Their Noses: It seems he doesn't live in the Warp like the other Chaos Gods, but finds himself in the material realm, having made an empire inside of Terra's sewers!
- Skull for a Head: A rodent's skull.
- Verbal Tic: Like his followers, GHR has a habit of repeating words words while he talks.
- You Dirty Rat!: Rodent God of disease, duh.
Traitor Primarchs
Horus Lupercal
(Fucking) Horus Lupercal, Primarch of the Sons of Horus
- Voiced by: ComradeCrimson
Once the Emperor's greatest son and Warmaster of the Great Crusade, Horus turned to Chaos and lead a rebellion against his father. While he is long dead, his actions play an important role in the series' backstory since he put the Emperor in his current condition.
- Affably Evil: He genuinely sympathizes with Malal's plight and attempts to comfort him over not being canon, offering to make him hot chocolate.
- Back from the Dead: Played for Laughs in an April Fool's special where he managed to come back through sheer spite to destroy the Emperor.
- Deader than Dead: The Emperor completely destroyed his soul, dooming him to be trapped outside of reality with Malal, the Squats and all the other non-canon characters.
- Evil Laugh: Lets out a glorious one in the Special.Horus: I'M THE EMPEROR NOW! (Laughs manically)
- Evil Sounds Deep: He has a very deep, booming voice which is amplified by an overlaid reverb effect.
- Insistent Terminology: Whenever the Emperor mentions him, it's always Fucking Horus. Never just Horus or Horus Lupercal.
- Large Ham: During the April Fools special. He's calmer in the Retconnian so either this aspect was non-canon and comedic exaggeration or non-existence has mellowed him out.
- Posthumous Character: Was permanently killed by the Emperor during the Horus Heresy but without his actions, the series wouldn't be possible.
- Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: His allies in the April Fools special are the Beast, Goge Vandire, the Squats, Sindri Myr, Herman Von Strab, the Megarachnids, the Old Ones, the Technobarbians, Old One Eye and Sly Marbo.
Magnus the Red
Magnus the Red, Primarch of the Thousand Sons
The strongest sorcerer of the 20 Primarchs and daemon prince of Tzeench. However, ever since the Emperor stole his soul back from the Changer of Ways, he's changed his ways and his tropes can be found here.
Champions of Chaos
General
From left to right: Lucius the Eternal, Ahzek Ahriman, Typhus the Traveller, and Kharn the Betrayer. note
The Chaos Space Marine champions of the four Chaos Gods, having excelled in their areas of expertise to such a degree that the Ruinous Powers themselves took personal interest and granted them abilities beyond any mortal.
Ahriman was the first to be introduced, trying to break into the Black Library, but he swiftly got his ass kicked back home by Cegorach. Since then, Lucius, Typhus, Fabius and Eliphas have also been introduced, but Kharn has yet to be seen outside of the intro. And now it seems the Warmaster of Chaos is trying to bring them all together...
- Evil Is Hammy: The list is full of hams of one sort of another, all of them entirely evil.
- Villainous Friendship: Despite all serving different Chaos Gods who are eternally antagonistic to each other, the Champions of Chaos get along pretty well from what we've seen. Typhus, Lucius, and Ahriman are all fairly cordial to each other (even though Ahriman is squicked out by the, uh... contents of Typhus's book), and from Ahriman and Lucius's comments it can be implied that the two of them view Kharn in a favorable light as well.
Lucius the Eternal
Lucius the Eternal, Blade of Aeons
Voiced by: Yohan Gasmask
Captain of the Emperor's Children. An extremely skilled swordsman made all the more deadly by his unique form of immortality, and the most prominent Chaos champion so far.
- Aroused by Their Voice: Apparently feels this way towards Typhus's voice which is why he asked the Nurglite to record his book.
- Attention Whore: Runs his own channel on the 40k galaxy's equivalent of Youtube where he makes prank videos and very serious social experiments.Lucius: "Please remember to like, favorite and subscribe to my channel – Luscious Lucius Prankz – and follow me on Spacebook for the latest sexplosive pranks!"
- Beware the Silly Ones: A Sissy Villain to the 9th degree. He will still brutally kill you and skull fuck your corpse while laughing over your screams of pain.
- Blood Knight: May have some latent tendencies, considering he invited Sly Fucking Marbo to the Slaaneshmas Special exclusively to fight him on camera. Then again, he is a Champion of Slaanesh, he probably invited that guest solely for the experience of fighting him."FIGHT ME, BITCH!"
- Body Surf: In the Slaaneshmas special, Lucius at one point tells a random cultist to stab him in the back, who then gets backstabbed by another cultist and that one gets stabbed and that one gets stabbed in a long chain of backstabbing. When it finally gets to the end the last guy turns into Lucius.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Of all the Chaos champions seen so far, he is easily the one who has most lost his mind. His idea of spreading joy had him murdering people, and his ideas for entertainment the Slaaneshmas Special consisted of more murder, to the point where he exhausted himself. Even beyond his love of murder and rape, he is just, weird. He once asked about hair care products, despite being bald.
- Darker and Edgier: While Lucius in canon was always creepy as a sense freak who took pleasure in killing and being killed, the series makes him much worse by portraying him not only as a potential rapist and pedophille stalker but also hosting a bad prank show.
- Demonic Possession: The Slaaneshmas special shows that as in Canon, Lucius has the ability to take over the body of anyone who kills him and mold it into his original with the caveat that the killer had to derive any level of pride in their victory over him. This effectively makes Lucius immortal.
- Depraved Bisexual: Omnisexual is more accurate as he finds it hot when Typhus talked about writing a book with his own blistering excrement, for crying out loud. He also takes the question of whether or not Miriael Sabathiel would have sex with a Tyranid deadly serious.
- Dissonant Serenity: Retains his cheerful voice and mannerisms even while dropping lines like "We are going to skullfuck your families!"
- Dumbass Has a Point:
- Tells Ahriman he wasn't able to get Kharn to come to the Slaaneshmas special, only getting angry grunts. Ahriman asks if Lucius is sure he get Kharn's contact information confused with Sly Marbo's again, Lucius states he is very certain he didn't. Why?Lucius: BECAUSE SLY MARBO IS HERE RIGHT NOW!
- Rightly sees it's Fabius Bile's idea of a "Solo Black Crusade" as a dumb idea. He likewise has an Oh, Crap! when Fabius states he made his unfinished clone of Ahriman as strong a psyker as the original, indicating that even he understood that was a dumb move.
- Tells Ahriman he wasn't able to get Kharn to come to the Slaaneshmas special, only getting angry grunts. Ahriman asks if Lucius is sure he get Kharn's contact information confused with Sly Marbo's again, Lucius states he is very certain he didn't. Why?
- Expy: Lucius's voice seems strangely similar to Him from The Powerpuff Girls (1998)... if he were doing a Mickey Mouse impersonation throughout all of his dialogue.
- Even Evil Has Standards: LUCIUS of all people is disgusted and concerned when he learns that Fabius Bile made a crappy and unfinished clone of Ahriman. Yeah, you heard that right. LUCIUS THE ETERNAL has standards. He is also understandably freaked out when Fabius mentions that this unfinished, psychically unstable clone of Ahriman is just as powerful a psyker as the real Ahriman.
- Evil Has a Bad Sense of Humor: Makes an attempt at stand up comedy on the Slaaneshmas special. His attempts at comedy fail miserably.
- Evil Laugh: Gives a pretty damn chilling one after hearing about Abaddon's plans for a new Black Crusade.
- The Hedonist: Being a champion of Slaanesh, he obviously qualifies. Vices include wanton murder and sadomasochism, rape and drug abuse. Often simultaneously.
- Large Ham: When he's not simply trying to sound cute, he immediately swings to excited, almost theatrical screeching; even when his voice is down he's almost sassy enough to count.
- Power Echoes: Has a very soft echo behind his voice.
- Put the "Laughter" in "Slaughter": Can't go a scene of killing, torturing, or raping without letting off some sort of cackle.
- Resurrective Immortality: If someone manages to kill Lucius, he possesses them and eventually transforms their body into a copy of his original one, provided they derived pride from their victory over him.
- Sissy Villain: His high-pitched voice and affected mannerisms clash jarringly with his imposing and intimidating appearance.
- Suddenly Shouting: It would be an understatement to say that Lucius has a tendency to ABRUPTLY AND WITHOUT WARNING DO THIS! This actually makes him incredibly unsettling, as he lapses into Voice of the Legion while saying this.
- Too Kinky to Torture: Judging by the fact that he enjoyed the beating he got from the Eldar when one of his pranks backfired, and by the simple fact he's a Slaaneshi champion, Lucius qualifies handily.
- Troll: At the end of the Imperator short to Eliphas. His attitude makes sense, considering that he comes back to life as long as his killer derives any pride from their victory and subsequent killing of him, so
it's actually in his best interests to make himself as loathsome as possible. - Unusual Euphemism: Unlike Ahriman, Lucius has a tendency to do this instead of normal swearing ("WHAT THE UNHOLY LORDY LOO!?") and even when he does swear it's appropriately... off ("We are going to skullfuck your families!").
- Yaoi Fanboy: Writes fanfiction about an Ork having his way with a Space Marine, which Typhus agrees to read aloud and record with his "sensuous voice".
Ahriman
Ahzek Ahriman, Crafter of the Rubric
Voiced by: Yohan Gasmask
Exiled former Chief Librarian of the Thousand Sons. A megalomaniacal sorcerer who wants to understand the true nature of Tzeentch, murder the fucking stars, and ultimately become a god himself.
- All for Nothing: He spent 10,000 years searching for the Black Library, just to get thrown out by Cegorach.
- Bad Boss: Shoots Iskandar in the face with a doombolt for insulting him (and possibly for being snide throughout the conversation).
- Big Bad Wannabe: While acting out on his own and having formed a warband for his own ambitions, Magnus dismisses as doomed to fail in whatever he attempts. He is proven right as Ahriman was shown to actually have succeeded in entering the Black Library, just to get thrown out by Cegorach.
- Do Not Taunt Cthulhu: Really should have known that trying to face off against an Eldar God would not end well.
- Epic Fail: The main reason Magnus let him go after the disaster that was the Rubric - he knows all of Ahriman's attempts to rise above his station will fail.
- Evil Sorcerer: As per canon, he is a mighty sorcerer that wrecks havoc on civilian populations and the militaries that protect them.
- Evil Sounds Deep: Speaks in a deep voice.
- I Need a Freaking Drink: After being defeated by Cegorach, Ahriman really wanted a heavy drink, but got interrupted by a message from Abaddon wanting him for the next Black Crusade.
- Large Ham: While not as often as the other two, Ahriman can definitely get his ham going when he's incensed, having the "indignant Evil Overlord" act down pat.
- Not So Above It All: The reason he teams up with Lucius for the Slaaneshmas broadcast is because he wants to engage in some old-fashioned shenanigans outside of serious sorcery to unwind a bit after his most recent failure to get into the Black Library and before he joins up with Abaddon for the Black Crusade.
- Only Sane Man: Comes across as this compared to the other Chaos champions, dealing with the very obvious insanity of Lucius and the cheerful nonchalance of Typhus with no small shortage of snark and exasperation.
- Pet the Dog: To the Imperium as a whole, urging both them and Chaos to put aside their conflict for one day and instead band together to destroy the xenos instead. Both sides are surprisingly receptive to the idea.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: For his relatively small amount of screen-time, Ahriman might be second only to the Emperor when it comes to number of F-bombs dropped. He has calmed down by the Slaaneshmas special and is still the most foul-mouthed individual in the entire broadcast.
Typhus the Traveller
Typhus the Traveller, Host of the Destroyer Hive
Voiced by: Comrade Crimson
First Captain of the Death Guard.
- Affably Evil: As befitting a Champion of Nurgle, Typhus is a cheerful guy who gladly takes sarcasm as genuinely helpful suggestions, reads Lucius's awful scripts as a favor to him, and never gets angry or snaps at any of his colleagues, even the ones working under different gods who find him a disgusting blob.
- Body Horror: Is entirely nonchalant about the sheer amount of awfulness his body holds, which includes tonsil-dwelling maggots. Champions of Nurgle tend to be like that.
- Fat Bastard: Has a noticeable, pendulous gut.
- Hypocritical Humor: Despite not knowing what a cli-TOR-is is, he thinks whatever it is sounds disgusting. Though one could argue that the disgustingness of Nurgle and Slaanesh fall into very different categories.
- Large Ham: Like any proper Gilbert Gottfried imitation should, he keeps his voice and mannerisms up at all times.
- Mad Artist: His novels are really just books filled with pages smeared with feces.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Sounds very much like Gilbert Gottfried.
- The Pig-Pen: To the point of being permanently surrounded by flies.
- Power Echoes: Has a deep echo that contrasts with his Gottfried voice.
Khârn the Betrayer
Khârn the Betrayer, Chosen of Khorne
Captain of the World Eaters. He has yet to properly appear in the show proper or in any of the specials.- Affably Evil: Judging by Ahriman and Lucius's comments, it's implied that Khârn really is going to be the "great guy" that 1d4chan would have you believe he is.
- The Ghost: Khârn has been mentioned so far, but never seen. It's actually commented on by the other three in the "Slaaneshmas" Special, who note that it feels incomplete with him not there to finish their quartet. Lucius even mentions calling to see if he wanted to come onto the show, but all he got were "angry grunts". He's not even sure if it wasn't just Angron who answered for him.
Fabius Bile
Fabius Bile, Primogenitor
Voiced by: Alfabusa
Former Chief Apothecary of the Emperor's Children.
- Always a Bigger Fish: On the horror scale, he is the bigger fish to Lucius.
- Arson, Murder, and Admiration: Opens the Slaaneshmas special by writing to Ahriman, explaining in great detail that his plan is completely ludicrous and appalling, from working with Lucius to asking him for assistance. Naturally, he endorses the plan wholeheartedly.
- Berserk Button: Does not hold with being called "Bob".
- Didn't Think This Through: Decided it would be a marvellous idea to give Ahriman 2.0 his genetic template's psychic powers before finishing him. Even Lucius is aghast at that.
- Ditzy Genius: He is a genius scientist, who wants to launch a "solo Black Crusade", with his answer to how he would do that by himself instead switching to boasting about how he can clone anyone.
- Evilutionary Biologist: Gleefully cloned Ahriman.
- Horrifying the Horror: Even Lucius is terrified by Fabius Bile's fucked up creations, losing his cool entirely when he sees the unfinished Clone of Ahriman, and is actually frightened when he hears Bile gave it the real Ahriman's psychic powers. The real Ahriman is even more freaked out, being reduced to screaming at Fabius and the clone.
- Large Ham: He likely beats out everyone else in this group in terms of scenery-chewing, like any self-respecting mad scientist should.Aaaaalright, none of you guys know... THE HUSTLE I'm bringing here today! My shit is TOP. NOTCH.
- Mad Scientist: If his canon counterpart cannot convince you, check out Ahriman 2.0...
- Missing Steps Plan: Planned to launch a Black Crusade, on his own, with no help from Abbadon, or any super soldiers he could bring. Even Lucius notes this makes no sense, to which Fabius boasts about how he can clone anyone, and Lucius points out that still doesn't answer his question (it might be that Fabius is intending to clone himself.
- Too Dumb to Live: He created an unfinished clone of Ahriman, that had all of the original's powers. Even Lucius noticed that was a stupid idea.
Eliphas the Inheritor
Torquill Eliphas, the Inheritor
Voiced by: Zoran The Bear
Former Dark Apostle of the Word Bearers and currently Chaos Lord of the Black Legion.
- Archenemy: Considers Sergeant Cornelius of the Ultramarines this, since it was because of him he was critically injured during the battle of Kronus and banished to the Basilica of Torment as punishment. Cornelius notes that he received promotion to Sergeant for that and never had another one since.
- Bad Boss: Killed two of his Word Bearers on Kronus during the Heresy; but to be fair, both of them were mouthing off to him.
- Deadpan Snarker: He has his moments.*upon seeing the Ultramarines flee in the middle of one of his monologues* "Such is the courage of the Space Marines..."
- Curb-Stomp Battle: Took on and defeated three Ultramarines at the same time by himself with nary a scratch back on Kronus during the Horus Heresy.
- Faux Affably Evil: Many of his appearances usually have him speaking in a calm, polite tone to both enemies and allies...even while describing how he's going to kill the former and while literally stabbing the latter in the back.
- The Starscream: He got his title of "the Inheritor" by killing his former leader in the Word Bearers, after all. He tends to do this to his other allies as well.Black Legion Sorcerer: ELIPHAS! You treasonous dog!
Eliphas: *sighing* They always say that... - Troll: Sent a letter to the Emperor during one of the questionnaires saying "Furk you." He got psychically punched from halfway across the galaxy in response.
- Villainous Friendship: With Kaen Salif, a fellow Word Bearers Daemon Prince. They often work together for their Chaos shenanigans and spend their free time at a Slaaneshi Pub.
Iskandar Khayon
Iskandar Khayon, Kingbreaker
- Voiced by: Uncredited
- Cool Helmet: Wears a gold and midnight-blue helmet that is at least three times the size of his head.
- Creepy Monotone: He speaks in a dry, snarky monotone.
- Servile Snarker: Being subordinate to Ahriman does not stop him from talking back to him.
Abbadon the Despoiler
Abbadon the Despoiler, The Arch-Fiend
Voiced by: Curtis "Takahata101" Arnott
Warmaster of Chaos, commander of the Black Legion, and the greatest champion of Chaos Undivided in the galaxy.
- Atomic F-Bomb: His mural on Craftworld Ulthran lets out many of these over the course of the 5th Special.
Daemons of Chaos
Skarbrand
Skarbrand, The Exiled One
- Voiced by: Fresh
Once Khorne's favorite Greater Daemon, who fell out of favor with the Blood God after he was manipulated by Tzeentch into trying to attack his master. Now, he's a broken wreck fueled by his own hatred for pretty much everything.
- Advancing Boss of Doom: He serves as this during Hateful Feud at Khaine's Gate, as his extreme durability, single-minded advance and absolutely batshit-bananas damage-per-hit meant that short of focusing everything they had on him, which itself was inadvisable due to the other forces of Chaos involved in the battle, the only way the Inquisition was going to survive Skarbrand at all was to run.
- Angrish: Is reduced to screaming unintelligible threats and futility bashing his axe after Fyodor opens Khaine's Gate.Skarbrand: HEY! HEY! I HATE YOU! YOU FVGHFGVHFGVHFGH - FUCKING! - OPEN THIS GOLD...THING - RIGHT NOW! RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOW! OR ELSE...OR ELSE...!
- Broken Angel: His wings were broken by Khorne's retaliation and he's completely insane.
- Dual Wielding: Carries two massive axes.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Of the leading daemons of the army sent to kill the Inquisition, he has the least serious reason to actually go after them. Where the others had legitimate reasons to get some revenge, with Kairos having one of his faces messed up, The Masque having one of her night-clubs ruined and Epidemius having boatloads of soap and a tub thrown at him, all the Inquisition ever did to Skarbrand was a single door-knock prank that lasted less than four seconds. Hell, he was not even mad that they ran off before he could answer the knock, but rather pissed off that they dared to knock in the first place. But then, the average Khornate daemon hardly needs a reason to spill blood and take skulls, and Skarbrand is such a raging lunatic he makes most Khornate daemons look calm.
- The Dreaded: Out of the entire Daemon army, he's the one the Inquisition forces fear most.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Yes, he is a psychotic daemon who hates everything equally and will destroy anything in his path, but he is a fine, contributing member of Khornate society and he will never, ever kill-steal... unless you do something to really piss him off, that is.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: So many things set him off that he's basically always in the middle of exploding in anger.
- Hates Being Touched: When punched by the Imperial dreadknight, he takes a moment to state he doesn't appreciate physical contact before cutting it apart.
- Hates Everyone Equally: And everything equally too. This includes knocking sounds, standing outside and standing inside. He does hate standing in doorframes slightly less though. He also hates traffic jams, inconveniences, being misinterpreted, and the bald, as well as the balding, only slightly less.
- Hero Killer: Kills Grand Master Elirush and Inquisitor Adrielle during the battle for the Gate of Khaine, and was literally inches away from murdering Karamazov too.
- Hypocrite: He says he doesn't steal-kill... and he kills Adrielle, whom Kairos intended to kill, after Kairos pretty much immediately accused him to trying to steal his kill. Though to be fair, he likely did this out of rage towards Kairos because the daemon caught him in a spell that brought his HP down to 1 wound, likely doing more damage to him than the Imperium could possibly have done.
- Jerkass Has a Point: He's utterly pissed at Kairos when he casts a spell that brings both Adrielle and him down to 1 HP, to the point that he breaks his own standard and kill-steals Adrielle from Kairos. Considering that Kairos almost certainly did far more damage to him than the Imperium could have possibly hoped to and nearly killed him with his actions, his fury at the two-headed daemon is completely justified.
- The Juggernaut: During the battle against the Inquisition, nothing that they throw at Skarbrand can do much more than slow him down, and once he actually gets into melee range he just crushes his target while they ineffectually strike at him. The only thing shown to deal more than a single wound to him is Kairos' psyker powers, in a case of reckless friendly fire. It takes the Star Child possessing Fyodor to finally stall him long enough for the Inquisition to get through The Gate of Khaine: that is to say the virtual rebirth of the Emperor Himself, at point-blank range no less, just stuns Skarbrand, and after he shakes it of he's pounding on the Gate of Khaine angry as ever.
- No Indoor Voice: He's too angry to lower his voice for any reason, so he's always stuck at "enraged screaming" in terms of volume.Skarbrand: HATE!! HAAAAAAATE!!!
- One-Man Army: Skarbrand is virtually unmatched in close-quarters combat, to the point that he effortlessly kills a dreadknight and the grandmaster of the Grey Knights in melee and smashes through a Taurox like it's a toy.
- Third-Person Person: SKARBRAND ALWAYS SPEAKS IN THE THIRD PERSON. However, if he stops talking like this then you should run harder than you already were because he's hit the boiling point of his Unstoppable Rage.
- Unstoppable Force Meets Immovable Object: After bulldozing through every member of the Inquisition who got in his way, he's thwarted by The Gate of Khaine, which he can't break no matter how hard he hits it.
- Winged Humanoid: As a Greater Daemon of Khorne, though like in canon the damage to his wings means he can't fly.
Kairos Fateweaver
Kairos Fateweaver, Oracle of Tzeentch
- Voiced by: Dr. White
- Didn't See That Coming: He didn't expect Adrielle to attack him when he answered in the affirmative to being a Genestealer.
- Dude, Where's My Respect?: Becomes incensed when Grand Master Elirush vows vengeance on Skarbrand for the deaths of his Grey Knights when Kairos was the one who had killed them, which leads the Oracle to accuse Skarbrand of kill-stealing.
- It's Personal: During the battle, he's less concerned with killing the Inquisition as a whole and more focused on Adrielle, after she ravaged his face.
- Knights and Knaves: His whole shtick revolves around this. One head (the lower one) speaks the truth, while the other (the higher one) will always lie. Even in casual conversation, one head states what he really wants to say while the other just spews lies like a fire hose - the part about it being 'equally believeable' is a bald-faced lie.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Narrowly averted. His Unfriendly Fire incident with Skarbrand nearly killed him, leaving their army's nigh-unstoppable juggernaut with just one wound left.
- Not in the Face!: Pleads for this concession when Adrielle attacks him, but doesn't get it.
- Revenge: He wants nothing more than to pay Adrielle back for what she did to his faces, to the point that he'll gladly blast his own allies while they're in melee with her.
- Teeth-Clenched Teamwork: He and Skarbrand bicker over kill-stealing and he really hates the angry daemon, considering his lying head begins to make outright love confessions.
- Unfriendly Fire: His argument with Skarbrand over kill-stealing takes a turn for the worse when he notices Adrielle and casts Infernal Gateway, catching Skarbrand in the crossfire and damn near killing him as Infernal Gateway reduces both him and Adrielle to 1 wound.
- Skarbrand: (dropping his third person) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THAT HURT ME MORE THAN IT HURT THE MATERIAL!
- Wave-Motion Gun: Uses one of these in the battle at Khaine's Gate, in the form of an enormous Warp blast from his staff, achieved by chaining three psychic Smites together. He later unleashes a bigger one called Infernal Gateway.Liar Head: "I HATE C A P I T A L I S M!"
The Masque
The Masque, Herald of Slaanesh
- Voiced by: Miss Vile
A Daemonette, once Slaanesh's favorite, who fell out of favor with her lord and was cursed to dance forevermore. She understandably wants to escape this fate, and attempts to harvest the muscles of the Catachan Jungle Fighters to offer in tribute to her god.
- Added Alliterative Appeal: Her mystifying manner of speech is positively peppered with this wily form of wordplay.
- Affably Evil: She's very personable, even when trying to tear her victims apart. During her confrontation with Kaldor Draigo she's downright flirtatious with him. Of course, this seems to be because she believes him to be the Silver Knight of Slaanesh, which he may or may not be, and is trying to suck up to him to get back in Slaanesh's good graces.
- Big "NO!": She doesn't take the arrival of the Salamanders well, mostly because as genetically modified super soldiers their "swole isn't genuine" and isn't fit for her sacrifice to Slaanesh. Not, you know, the fact that her Daemonette army is practically worthless against the heavily armored Space Marines.
- Know When to Fold 'Em: The second she realizes she's dealing with a Primarch, she fucks off to the Warp and takes her whole army with her. On the other hand, she tries to strike up a friendly conversation with Kaldor Draigo, who is both just as dangerous and a lot more unpredictable. He promptly stabs her in the face.
- Not Quite Dead: Even when cowering in fear of Corvus Corax, she worries more about the temporary banishment she'd suffer rather than death since she's a Daemon. Logically, this also means she'll eventually bounce back from Draigo stabbing her through the chest.
- O.O.C. Is Serious Business: Draigo declaring himself "THE FIREMAN WHOMST SHALL PUT OUT YOUR FLAMES OF ASPIRATION!" leaves the Masque so baffled that she drops her usual demeanor completely as she tries to wrap her mind around it.Masque: Sorry, what? (Nervous giggle) Whaaaaaat...?
Epidemius
Epidemius, Tallyman of Nurgle
- Voiced by: Earndil
- Affably Evil: He politely asks the Inquisition to stop attacking him with soap, and openly expresses concern and rage when one of his Plaguebearers gets killed.
- Angrish: He tends to make a gurgling "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" noise when he's mad.
- Evil Sounds Raspy: One has to wonder how many diseases he's gargling and choking on. The most likely answer is all of them.
- Fat Bastard: So big that he has his own throne that he rides on for his Nurglings to carry him on. Downplayed in that the "bastard" only comes out when his Berserk Button gets pressed.
- A Father to His Men: He's legitimately shocked and angered when one of his Plaguebearers gets killed by Deathwatch, and he orders the entire group to charge the squad with himself at the head.Epidemius: Time for Death. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Stink Snub: Is (non-verbally) mocked by the Inquisition for... well, being a daemon of Nurgle by being pummeled with a shitload of soap and having a bathtub thrown at him.
Be'lakor
Be'lakor The Dark Master
- Voiced by: SpeakerD
An ancient daemon prince leading the Black Legion in an assault on Baal with the intent of permanently ending Sanguinala.
- Card-Carrying Villain: He takes being called a "bastard of the highest order" as a compliment.
- Dark Is Evil: He is a pitch-dark daemon who calls himself the Dark Master.
- Evil Is Petty: He assembles an army to invade the recruiting world of the Blood Angels Space Marines, not to eliminate the Blood Angels like most Chaos Champions would, but to end the Imperium’s equivalent of Christmas.
- Evil Sounds Deep: SpeakerD provides an extremely deep voice befitting the oldest daemon prince.
- The Grinch: Parodied. Sanguinala is depicted as the equivalent of Christmas in the series and Bel'lakor is out to ruin it For the Evulz. He even references the Trope Namer by boasting he will be remembered as the one who "STOLE SANGUINALA!"
- Laughably Evil: He is a daemon of Chaos who is invading a planet with the intent of ruining a holiday. This is inevitable.
- Major Injury Underreaction: He mildly complains about his head being cut off. In his defense, this just banishes him to the Warp instead of killing him.
- Tempting Fate: Right after Celestine flies past him, he assumes her attack was harmless and boasts "NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO BE'LAKOR!!" After that, his head falls off and he's banished to the Warp.
Other Followers
Spoiler Character (If the Emperor Had a Podcast, Episode 1)
Uriah Olathaire, The Last Priest of Terra
"Have you perhaps brought me here for a...second round?"
- Voiced by: Balthazaar007
Thousands of years ago, he was the last follower of the Abrahamic faiths, untill the last church of Terra was destroyed by the Emperor and his Thunder Warriors. Originally thought to have died during this event, he was instead saved by the Chaos Gods and sent into the Warp where he has preached the word of Chaos Undivided for millennia.
- Anti-Villain: Yes, he's a Chaos worshiper. He also preaches a message of love and prosperity at his church, while pointing out the Emperor's massive hypocrisy. He just turns a blind eye to the outright malevolence of Chaos.
- Affably Evil: Despite having converted full-on to Chaos worship, Uriah is surprisingly well-spoken and... well, sane compared to most Chaos worshippers. He maintains a dignified and polite air throughout his second debate with the Emperor, the only times he really gets riled up is when the Emperor is really laying on the sass hard, and he gives as good as he can get in the verbal argument. He doesn't even attempt to hurt anyone throughout the conversation and leaves peacefully in the end.
- Ambiguously Evil: He insists that his beliefs haven't changed since his first debate with the Emperor and that he continues to spread messages of "love and prosperity". While his argument for why the Gods aren't actually evil and their will is just being misinterpreted is surprisingly salient. He appears to be, at best, wilfully oblivious to his Masters's obvious capacity for malevolence.
- Berserk Button: Nothing riles him up more than smack talking about his former religion. The Emperor learns the hard way when he brought him on the podcast and winds up leading several portions of the Imperium to side to Chaos.
- Crisis of Faith: Having lost faith in both humanity and his religion, he was eventually turned to the Gods of Chaos instead, worshiping them as parts of a single entity through Chaos Undivided.
- Deadpan Snarker: Downplayed. While he's quite polite compared to everyone else in the Podcast, his prior history with the Emperor and Emp's usual behavior makes him more prone to snark every so often.Uriah: Oh my GODS! If it isn't Revelation in the flesh! Or, well, sorry - that isn't a very apt way of describing it anymore now is it?
- Demon of Human Origin: He's now a Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided.
- The Dreaded: Even the freaking Custodes become uneasy by his presence. Though this has less to do with his fighting ability and more because he's a extremely skilled orator they've let onto a Vox-Cast being broadcast to the entire Imperium.Custodisi: Oh no! He has actual arguments! Run for cover!
- Easy Evangelism: Just by going on a public Vox and voicing his opinion, Uriah was able to cause a few civil wars to pop up on Terra.
- Even Evil Has Standards: A hardcore Chaos worshipper, but he's outright disgusted when the Emperor and the other Imperials joke that his church is probably made from baby corpses.
- Face–Heel Turn: The Emperor expected to bring back a long-dead soul from the Warp. He succeeded... Only to discover that said soul was very much alive, and a worshipper of Chaos. Though to what degree he's a "Heel" is up for debate, since he doesn't seem to share the provocations of his contemporaries.
- From Nobody to Nightmare: During his life as a mortal, he was but a single human priest on his last few days who was unable to save his Abrahamic religion. Now, he's a Humanoid Abomination whose mere presence creates thunderstorms around the Imperial Palace, and only needs a few minutes of talking to convert a large portion of the Imperium to Chaos, something almost no followers of the Ruinous Powers can boast about.
- Good Shepherd: If his sermons really are all about "love and prosperity" and how mortals should only emulate the positive aspects of the chaos gods (honor, creativity, endurance, etc.) than he fits this trope.
- Gone Horribly Right: The Emperor summoned him for a "second round" of their debate in The Last Church. He got it alright. Bonus points for Rogal's warning his father about this trope beforehand!
- Humanoid Abomination: The only outward signs of his Daemonhood are his red skin, solid blue eyes, three horns and a mark of Chaos Undivided emblazoned on his forehead. But the thunderstorms his presence causes on Terra, his Warp-dependency, and the Voice of the Legion he develops when he gets upset all make it clear he's become something far more dangerous then the harmless old priest he was eleven millennia ago.
- Hypocrite: Despite him calling the Emperor (rightly) out for being one, Uriah isn't that much different from the Emperor, repeatedly making excuses for the Chaos Gods and claiming that Chaos is a benevolent force despite the fact that he is shown a picture of what a Bloodletter looks like (which he can only lamely make excuses for) and that all anyone would have to do to see how horrific Chaos truly is would be to see them in action. He eventually shows himself to have become just as petty, spiteful, and ignorant as he accuses the Emperor of being.
- Insistent Terminology: He tends to use terms that while antiquated or otherwise esoteric, but have cropped up in the actual 40K canon. He refers to Daemons as Neverborn, Chaos Gods The Powers, Chaos Undivided The Powers Undivided, and the Horus Heresy as The Inter-Legionary Wars.
- Only Sane Man: Presents himself as such, and makes a very good case, considering he's the only one that fails to see why the hell would anyone start a planet-wide civil war over which day to eat tacos.
- Precision F-Strike: Lets slip a "[REDACTED] YOU!" after hearing the Emperor justify his hypocrisy with the line "The difference is, I know I am right".
- Rage Breaking Point: he starts off just displaying frustration in the face of the Emperor's antics... then the Emperor brings up Uriah's former religion. The old priest loses it.Uriah: All right! Listen here, you SHRIEKING REVENANT! I am getting rather sick of all this horrid hypocrisy that you are heaving forth but since you want to play that game so badly, LET'S GO!
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Delivers a blistering tirade towards the Emperor calling him out for his hypocrisies in using religious trappings while trying to stamp out religion (and committing far worse atrocities than any religion in human history), deconstructing the Emperor's motives in guiding humanity, and outlining the differences between Chaos and the Imperial truth in a way that makes the latter unappealing in comparison. It's so effective the Emperor can't entirely counter Uriah's arguments and social upheavals start popping up all over Terra as people start converting to Chaos.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Subverted - Uriah would very much like to leave, since apparently the Emperor summoned him during a service, but he can't return to the Warp under his own power. Emps takes advantage of this and forces Uriah to sit through a Q & A segment before giving him the boot.
- Sinister Minister: Possibly. While he's far more sane and less outright malevolent than most followers of Chaos, he's still a devout follower of the Dark Gods, and goes all apologetic for bloodletters, for instance.
- Villain Has a Point: The Emperor brought him on thinking he had an easy win and only caused rebellions on Holy Terra when it turned out his claims had more than a little truth than what was comfortable.
- Voice of the Legion: Lapses into this when he's really upset. Considering that his debate opponent is the Emperor, it doesn't take long for it to come out.
- White Sheep: His beliefs and reasons for supporting Chaos are preeetty far from the behavior of other Chaos-worshippers on-screen. While honor, cleverness, joy and resilience are encouraged by other worshippers, do you really think Lucius agrees that Chaos is connected with "love and prosperity"? (No, not that kind of love.) He casually mentions this himself during his rant, saying that they made the same mistake as the Emperor in their simplistic understanding (he starts to get into this more, but Emps keeps talking over him and he gets pissed off). His view of Chaos actually is quite close to the one Magnus argued for in an earlier video, so it's not entirely unique.
- Wouldn't Hurt a Child: Would like you to know that his church is NOT made out of dead babies. He thinks the Custodes are insane for suggesting the murder of "treasonous babies."
