Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Jimmy, stop that Mary Poppins impression right now! You don't want to end up like Tiramisu, do you?

Also, don't know if playing with a 11-month-old baby in bumper cars is a good idea.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Mar 10th 2022 at 4:56:05 PM

That's prime no context material right there lol

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Mar 11th 2022 at 2:45:23 AM

/stops caring

Looks like I won't be in the next BR.

Slap the small dinosaur hand I guess...

Battle Music: Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones - The Final Battle (Fan Remaster)

• Night 2 (alt link◊)
  • SniperBot sees a swear word vandalized on the poster and washes it with soap.
  • So that's what Tyranno found in the trash: a flintlock! Too bad Walmart's custom armor is just as strong as his lobster one!
  • The first thing Cesare does after randomly becoming an eldritch horror by promoting fish cannibalism? Flip off Agatha.
  • Ringo's apple continues working on its speeches. It prepares a eulogy for Tiramisu, who shouldn't have gone cuckoo, but accidentally rolls into Maul's funeral instead.^OOC rolled twice for this
  • t+pazolite jumps off his wrecking ball and dives into a lake. He thrashes about and claims that it's all part of his music video, but Gabutyra drags him out and calls him out for it.
  • Moldsmal senses Sheng cocking his gun and thinks he's gonna shoot it, but instead he aims for the strawberry next to it and extracts its jam.
  • BLC ramps up his pettiness by knocking Camellia off his Koopa Clown Car and stealing it! He then crushes Todd into candy bits while Camellia chases him. Guess Eye-Sicle^OOC Kablam's ASAS nom has no choice but to enter the Arena in Miss Ball's body next season... with his equally body-swapped clone! It Makes Just As Much Sense In Context, trust me.
  • The Tails Doll hates his new owner, but Accelerator makes sure it knows that!
  • Is that a... Sonic CD ref? Or am I missing something because I've no idea where exactly Michelle's from?
  • SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE demands you to subscribe to his YouTube channel!
  • As it turns out, Starkiller died from untreated injuries from his battle with Hardcase.^H/N but this is still a natural death as "delayed kills" would mess with the tally Talim attends his funeral and toasts him... and also Ichi by extension because he's got no one for the BR.
  • Owens trips on Osgood and Spectrier with its long legs in the dark.
  • Jimmy calls out the sun for those massive "solar flares".
  • Joshtasha's still gonna go headless, thank you very much.
  • And that's why you shouldn't steal candy from a baby! So much for Lucy absorbing Glyphet's powers after slaying her, because that means Sky's out of the BR!
  • Tuco runs his own Nominator Games with this season's noms... but will Matt win the real Nom Games (S250)?
• Day 3 (alt link◊)
  • Hold up... Jimmy's shrunken head is his true form?! Either way, Sophie's infancy is on the line... just like in real life.
  • SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE's impressed with Sheng's Aussie accent, mate!
  • The Tails Doll excretes a lot of stuffing after "eating" a bad entree.
  • Spectrier used Hyper Beam! It just kept going...
  • Moldsmal spells out a swear word with its spores, but the eldritch Cesare's having none of that, for this is a "family-friendly" TV show! Mettaton plz don't kill me
  • 206 seasons of insanity and counting, Camellia!
  • None of those 4,822 babies were Sophie.
  • Olivia witnesses t+pazolite having his memories of his murderous run so far zapped away by lightning and comes up with a plan on how to avoid suffering the same.
  • Agatha needs a freaking drink after that encounter with Cesare, but she doesn't check the label and turns into a mutant! It only lasts ten minutes, however.
  • Looks like SniperBot will have to wash that off again.
  • Owens expects some real good spaghetti from its boss!
  • The hatchet just burns right up.
  • I take back what I said about Walhart's armor! That Walmart-brand armor isn't strong enough against exploding computers! But lucky for you, Dave, you've still got NOAH and Shang Tsung for the BR!
  • Joshtasha continue messing with Talim by throwing her into lava! Buuuuut she emerges as Dry Talim and blows them away with her critical finish! But not to worry [Al], you've still got two other duos from the Fire Emblem Universe^H/N Lyon & Fomortiis (as one tribute) and Eirika & Seth (also as one tribute) for the BR!
  • A Bean Burrito for this bandito!
• Deaths (alt link◊): Todd, Starkiller, Lucy Steel, Walmart Walhart, and Joshua and Natasha (as one tribute)

Control Room Kill Tally◊

Manual Kill Tally:

• SniperBot: 3 (Dillon, Ramon Rojo, and Mila)
• Moldsmal: 2^note technically 3 for killing Framelia (Franz and Amelia (as one tribute) and Aule)
• t+pazolite: 2 (Haruhi and Cosmog)
• The Sun: 1^note technically 5 for killing SCHOOL (SCHOOL)
• Talim: 1^note technically 2 for killing Joshtasha (Josh and Natasha (as one tribute))
• Blue Laser Commander: 1 (Todd)
• Camellia: 1 (Glastrier)
• Ringo's Apple: 1 (Walmart Walhart)
• Sophie: 1 (Lucy)
• Lucy Steel: 1 (Glyphet)
• Starkiller: 1 (Hardcase)
• Mila: 1 (Darth Maul)

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 12th 2022 at 2:42:53 AM

Oh, Lucy is out. Ah welp.

Oh no, Starkiller died unceremoniously before he could rack up most kills or reach the podiums. I am ever so angry and filled with despair at this most unforeseen of outcomes, and can only assume that the simulator doesn't want me to nominate Maul and Starkiller anymore.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 11th 2022 at 7:26:41 AM

Somehow, I had a feeling after seeing the choice of music that Joshtasha is going to be out, but it looks like Walhart and his new Walmart custom armor is getting a thorough cooking, lobster style, eh?

T-Rexes wielding guns? More likely than you think

Walmart Walhart defeated by the Ringo ringo. Perhaps the only fitting end for him.

Sophie is no longer innocent. And Jimmy is aware.

Starkiller's death event is Soul Calibur 4 canon thanks to Talim.

Battle Music: Final Fantasy XIV - Quicksand (possible spoilers in the video JTBS)

• Night 3 (alt link◊)
  • What "above" event? Unless BLC was wondering how else Tuco could've eaten that burrito?
  • Jimmy pranks Tyranno with the latter's Banana Phone and claims that he needs 200 of the dino's currency to fix it.
  • The Selene poster receives a notebook that can summon almost anything from the words you write.
  • t+pazolite catches Accelerator "sleeping" with eyeglasses and drugs him with literal Sweet Dreams Fuel. He's in for a surprise when he wakes up...
  • What did you expect, talking apple?
  • This cursed sword is punishment for that mass theft!
  • Watch where you're going cuz you just missed that doll over here, Cam!
  • Spectrier must recharge from that Hyper Beam, so it rests with Agatha on a Lambo stuck up a tree.
  • Amazing how that robo dino can balance its huge feet on that tightrope!
  • Sophie cries from Jimmy's threat and thinks she's garbage.
  • Hol up... Sheng's a dullahan, too?!
  • Saxton Hale asks on his lastest video, "BUT WILL. THESE. BLENNNNNNNND?!" as he turns Piper, the eldritch Cesare, and Moldsmal into sentient fruit before making his smoothie! Our deepest condolences to Ozzy, Eagle's Hawk Corporation^OOC Billy's MegaCorp, who's nominating his tributes in his memory after he died in ASAS, and 6k1^OOC my ASAS nom, especially the last one because her 207-Reboot season streak^H/N 217 including the OT starting from S241 ends here. At least Oz can take solace in Tammy Larsen for the BR while EHC/Billy still have Christmas Weedy and (shudders) one of the Marie Antoinettes. I'm getting flashbacks to Kylo Ren and Yuliy Jirov's BR clones in S78...
  • Turns out that burrito was poisoned. Sorry Matt, but you're sitting out as well.
• Day 4 (alt link◊)
  • Inspector Gadget... (the Dong Dong Never Die theme plays)
  • Can we all get an F in the chat in this bright, sunny funeral for Tuco?
  • Olivia, after pleasing Saxton Hale by stalling the construction of the late Todd's camp, captures him and demands where Gabutyra went. The badass Aussie refuses for once and gets beaten up for it.
  • Owens and Michelle laugh mirthlessly at Sophie's garbage "camp", but the bratty lil' bab demands compensation    OR ELSE THEY SHALL BE ZAPPED.   
  • Osgood insults the Tails Doll for doing coke in the bathroom despite her hanging a poster of it advising against it. The SniperBot, of all Doctor Who villains, overhears this and runs away crying, while Ringo's apple needs a new core after witnessing that.
  • Cam and Tyranno have a gunfight, and it ends with the murderous musician sniping the robo dino! Not to worry Bale, your other dino hasn't gone extinct yet!
  • Spectrier's farts killed a Skuntank? That's horseshit. (rimshot)
  • Accelerator turns out to be a Killer Rabbit cuz he's on his way to eat Dry Talim's bone marrow!
• Mooom! President Snow's making a title sequence! (alt link◊)
  • Even t+pazolite's annoyed by this OP! He crushes BLC with his sledgehammer so the latter won't have to listen to it! [MK], hope Sheng can survive this!
  • Oof, I take that back! Sorry that you're missing the BR, but then again, you returned just recently.
  • The SniperBot snipes Jimmy with the cursed sword, also to spare him from listening to the theme song. CAC, at least Elfin can fight in the BR for him!
  • Dry Talim tries investigating where that song's coming from, but Snow reduces her to a pile of bones and vaporizes her to make sure she doesn't pull herself back together! White Wolf, you've still got Yocheved for next season!
  • Was that a Mercy Kill, though? Cuz I think Michelle Mazinified Gabu during the chorus and finished it off! But fear not Bale, for your Valentine's Day Navy shall be your soldiers for the BR!
  • Owens also tries investigating, but its long legs prove to be a disadvantage very quickly. Sorry about that, BDoe...
  • And not even this Killer Rabbit could handle the rhythm, so he slits his neck with his sickle! But Kong's got three PFs^H/N Awaki Musujime, Etzali, and Motoharu Tsuchimikado, all from the same verse as Accel for next!
  • Sophie, on the other hand, finds the song so catchy, she curiously crawls around to find the source... but may we remind everyone that the resident punching bag Snow Would Hurt a Child? But CG's still secured for the BR with... the other Marie Antoinette!
  • That being said, Snow kills Spectrier and continues beating it! But get hyped for the BR, Hype... 'cause Edge Geraldine and Whitty are up next!
  • And everyone else manages to make it to the end. Congrats to them, for I would've changed channels if that theme came on!
• Deaths (alt link◊): Piper, Cesare, Moldsmal, Tuco, Tyranno, BLC, Sheng, Jimmy, Talim, Gabutyra, Owens, Accelerator, Sophie, and Spectrier

Control Room Kill Tally◊

Manual Kill Tally:

• SniperBot: 4 (Dillon, Ramon Rojo, Mila, and Jimmy)
• Saxton Hale: 3 (Piper, Cesare, and Moldsmal)
• t+pazolite: 3 (Haruhi, Cosmog, and Blue Laser Commander)
• Moldsmal: 2^note technically 3 for killing Framelia (Franz and Amelia (as one tribute) and Aule)
• Camellia: 2 (Glastrier and Tyranno)
• The Sun: 1^note technically 5 for killing SCHOOL (SCHOOL)
• Talim: 1^note technically 2 for killing Joshtasha (Josh and Natasha (as one tribute))
• Michelle Mazin: 1 (Gabutyra)
• Ringo's Apple: 1 (Walmart Walhart)
• Sophie: 1 (Lucy)
• Blue Laser Commander: 1 (Todd)
• Lucy Steel: 1 (Glyphet)
• Starkiller: 1 (Hardcase)
• Mila: 1 (Darth Maul)

Phew, what a day! But after that heckuva AE, get ready for... the Feast!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 12th 2022 at 3:39:16 AM

Saxton Hale became the thing he hated the most, A Hippie!

Edited by This on Mar 11th 2022 at 11:40:45 AM

Camellia wat xD

And my tributes are back to killing

Rip the Chosen Babu.

At least her mother will be my BR tribute.

Oof'ed for Accelerator. He's only GROUP member who missed podium finisher unlike his teammates. But It's fine since I already got 3 podium finishers for the next BR season.

Edited by Justkong033 on Mar 12th 2022 at 2:59:01 AM

Aw nuts, my tribs are done here

Welp, I'm out. At least I still have tributes for the BR

Tails Doll is winning by doing absolutely nothing.

Battle Music: SoulCalibur II - Hubris

• Night 4 (alt link◊)
  • "The Doctor can do this by himself.    Agatha    will save me    all along!"    - Osgood
  • The Selene poster summons a LONG BLOCK with Maxwell's Notebook and bashes Camellia with it. Ironic since its nominator's a Puyo Puyo fan, but Zan's still jamming with t+pazolite!
  • Michelle Mazinifies the sun and turns it into a casino token! I can hear Scipion raging, but hey, you've still got Berdly for the BR, that arrogant nerd!
  • You'd think its password would be a keysmash...
  • Everyone else is suddenly cloaked with illusions that make them look like t+pazolite! They're still themselves underneath so they can still use their powers, but they all look like him for the rest of the season!
• Feast (alt link◊)
  • t+Osgood get Mazinified, leaving her as a soulless, smiling blue zombie! But t+Michelle keeps her alive... for now.
  • The t+Tails Doll forgets the lesson it learned from eating that entree. To our newest nominator, sorry that beginner's luck ain't on your side.
  • t+Olivia does what a restaurant manager does: make a mukbang video! She gets so engrossed in it she forgets about her Phoenix Down and her stomach explodes! So close, but no cigar, BFS.
  • The t+Selene poster confronts the one who washed its swear word off with soap, but somehow mistakes it for the Tempest System and beats it into scraps with the same LONG BLOCK. Constantine^OOC Meme Man's ASAS nom before he retired, you may be out of the BR, but the SniperBot's still in the lead in the kills department!
  • Ringo gives her t+apple a birthday cake!... But it's not yet the day when she first picked it up, however.
• Day 5 (alt link◊)
  • The t+Selene poster builds a statue of... the very robot/musician it killed???
  • t+Agatha's theme song gets blocked for both copyright and spoiler issues!
  • The t+apple tries restoring the original t+pazolite's memories with a healing potion, but accidentally cracks his head open with it instead! That bottle must've been made of strong materials to not let the potion spill, but sadly that means Zan is out of the BR!
  • t+Saxton Hale asks the Mazinified t+Osgood a MANLY question, but she gives him a soulless answer.
  • Are boots a Mazin/musician's favorite food?
• Deaths (alt link◊): Camellia, the Sun, Tails Doll, Olivia, SniperBot, and t+pazolite

Control Room Kill Tally◊

Manual Kill Tally:

• SniperBot: 4 (Dillon, Ramon Rojo, Mila, and Jimmy)
• Saxton Hale: 3 (Piper, Cesare, and Moldsmal)
• t+pazolite: 3 (Haruhi, Cosmog, and Blue Laser Commander)
• Moldsmal: 2^note technically 3 for killing Framelia (Franz and Amelia (as one tribute) and Aule)
• Michelle Mazin: 2 (Gabutyra and the Sun)
• Ringo's Apple: 2 (Walmart Walhart and t+pazolite)
• Selene Poster: 2 (Camellia and SniperBot)
• Camellia: 2 (Glastrier and Tyranno)
• The Sun: 1^note technically 5 for killing SCHOOL (SCHOOL)
• Talim: 1^note technically 2 for killing Joshtasha (Josh and Natasha (as one tribute))
• Sophie: 1 (Lucy)
• Blue Laser Commander: 1 (Todd)
• Lucy Steel: 1 (Glyphet)
• Starkiller: 1 (Hardcase)
• Mila: 1 (Darth Maul)

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 12th 2022 at 2:35:08 AM

Well I guess it's a good way to get rid of the Sun...

I guess I'll root for Agatha, as I've already watched WandaVision, as well as for the Poster of Selene in memory of a former TVT HGS player and FFXIV fan who has since retired, Eredars.

Also RIP to Whis. I hope you can wait for S209 to nominate again and find someone to root for in the Battle Royale next season in the meantime.

[le bottompost, haven't done that in a while ]