"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
— Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
Jack Darby: Hey, Optimus? Wanna see something funny?
Optimus Prime: No.
Optimus Prime: No.
"My dad's pranking me, right? Wait, he couldn't be, he has no sense of humor."
— Adrien, Miraculous Ladybug
Dwarfs are well known for their sense of humor. People point them out and say, "Those little devils haven't got a sense of humor."
Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. And some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.
— The Colonel, Monty Python's Flying Circus
Kanye West has repeatedly told us that hes the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesnt understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, considering hes married to a clown... Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Jay Pharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the VMAs and his 'Waking Up with Kimye' sketch from SNL isnt funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasnt even the one from SNL. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like 'Yes, this is Pharoah' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played Xbox Live. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and hed be really busy for the next 4,000 years, so dont call back.
"The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man. Get a clue, Clowny! He's got no sense of humour! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape! Not that you ever had a good joke..."
"I'm an ageless alien hybrid and angst-ridden. What do you want? New jokes?"
"Oh, you were making a joke...Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor."
— Valencia, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical."
—Lt. Saavik, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
"I had fun once, and it was awful."
—Benito Juárez, Hark! A Vagrant
"I don't get it. What's so funny?"
—Melvin Sneedly, Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie