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Quotes / No Sense of Direction

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Zoro: Well, there you guys are. What took you?
Cloud: You left.
Zoro: Left? I did not.
Cloud: You keep doing that.
Zoro: Hey, it's not my fault this country's so damn convoluted!
Cloud:...It's not. It's mostly rubble.

John said to John
"I think we make a left at the light
There should be a big 'B'
Assuming this map is right"
John looked over and he said,
"Hey, no it's not
It's a crumpled-up wrapper
From the fast food that we got"
They Might Be Giants, "They Got Lost"

Indy: We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Henry: But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indy: Are you kidding? You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.

Celica: Anyway, I'll go and meet with Kagura now.
Ragna: Yeah... You can get to the branch by going straight along this road. Got that? Straight ahead. No matter what happens, don't turn, and just go straight, understand?
Celica: You're repeating yourself again. You don't have to tell me, I'll be fine.
Ragna: Please. Just do it.
Celica: Yeah, leave it to me. Here I go!
Celica: Oh, Minerva. Wouldn't this road be a shortcut?
Ragna: Wait, wait, wait, waaaaait!

"I have what doctors call 'directional insanity'. I once got lost on an escalator."
Chidi, The Good Place


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