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->''"My dad'a pranking me, right? Wait, he couldn't be, he has no sense of humor."''

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->''"My dad'a dad's pranking me, right? Wait, he couldn't be, he has no sense of humor."''


->"Oh, you were making a joke...Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor."

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->"Oh, ->''"Oh, you were making a joke...Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor.""''



->Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is ''not'' logical.

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->Humor.->''"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is ''not'' logical."''



->''I had fun once, and it was awful.''

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->''I ->''"I had fun once, and it was awful.''"''


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->''"I don't get it. What's so funny?"''
-->--'''Melvin Sneedly''', ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie''

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->''I had fun once, and it was awful.''
-->--'''Benito Juárez''', ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant''


->Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy.

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->Percy ->''"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."''


-->-- '''Adrien''', ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousTalesOfLadybugAndCatNoir''

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-->-- '''Adrien''', ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousTalesOfLadybugAndCatNoir''
''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug''

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->''"My dad'a pranking me, right? Wait, he couldn't be, he has no sense of humor."''
-->-- '''Adrien''', ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousTalesOfLadybugAndCatNoir''


->''"The ''real'' reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the old man]]. Get a clue, [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker Clowny]]! He's ''got'' no sense of humour! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape! Not that you ever ''had'' a good joke..."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]''', ''Film/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', part of his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech against Joker.

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->''"The ''real'' reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the old man]]. Get a clue, [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker [[ComicBook/TheJoker Clowny]]! He's ''got'' no sense of humour! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape! Not that you ever ''had'' a good joke..."''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]''', ''Film/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', part of his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech against Joker.

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->Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is ''not'' logical.
-->--'''Lt. Saavik''', ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan''

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->"Oh, you were making a joke...Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor."
-->-- '''Valencia''', ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend''

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->''"I'm an ageless alien hybrid and angst-ridden. What do you want? '''[[LampshadeHanging New]]''' [[LampshadeHanging jokes]]?"''
-->-- '''[[TheComicallySerious Shadow]]''', ''ComicBook/ArchieComicsSonicTheHedgehog'', Off Panel


->Kanye West has repeatedly told us that heís the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesnít understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, [[Creator/KimKardashian considering heís married to a clown]]...Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Jay Pharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the [=VMAs=] and his [='=]''Waking Up with Kimye''[='=] sketch from ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' isnít funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasnít even the one from ''SNL''. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like '[[PrankCall Yes, this is Pharoah]]' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played [=Xbox Live=]. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and heíd be [[IHaveToIronMyDog really busy for the next 4,000 years]], so donít call back.

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->Kanye West has repeatedly told us that heís the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesnít understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, [[Creator/KimKardashian considering heís married to a clown]]... Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Jay Pharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the [=VMAs=] and his [='=]''Waking Up with Kimye''[='=] sketch from ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' isnít funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasnít even the one from ''SNL''. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like '[[PrankCall Yes, this is Pharoah]]' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played [=Xbox Live=]. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and heíd be [[IHaveToIronMyDog really busy for the next 4,000 years]], so donít call back.


->"The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the old man]]. Get a clue, [[ComicBook/TheJoker clowny]]! He's got no sense of humour. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke."

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->"The real ->''"The ''real'' reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the old man]]. Get a clue, [[ComicBook/TheJoker clowny]]! [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker Clowny]]! He's got ''got'' no sense of humour. humour! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not cape! Not that you ever had ''had'' a good joke."joke..."''


-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]''', ''Film/BatmanBeyondTheReturnOfTheJoker'', part of his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech against Joker.

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-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]''', ''Film/BatmanBeyondTheReturnOfTheJoker'', ''Film/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', part of his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech against Joker.

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->"The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the old man]]. Get a clue, [[ComicBook/TheJoker clowny]]! He's got no sense of humour. He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape... not that you ever had a good joke."
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]''', ''Film/BatmanBeyondTheReturnOfTheJoker'', part of his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech against Joker.


->Kanye West has repeatedly told us that heís the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesnít understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, [[Creator/KimKardashian considering heís married to a clown]]...Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Jay Pharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the [=VMAs=] and his [='=]''Waking Up with Kimye''[='=] sketch from ''[[SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' isnít funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasnít even the one from ''SNL''. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like '[[PrankCall Yes, this is Pharoah]]' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played [=Xbox Live=]. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and heíd be [[IHaveToIronMyDog really busy for the next 4,000 years]], so donít call back.

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->Kanye West has repeatedly told us that heís the smartest man in the world (or whatever he claims during his daily crazy pants ranting) except he clearly doesnít understand what impressions are, or how comedy works, or what humor is. Ironic, really, [[Creator/KimKardashian considering heís married to a clown]]...Kanye was SO upset that someone would DARE have the audacity to poke fun at him, so Kanye called Jay Pharoah to inform him that his Kanye spoof at the [=VMAs=] and his [='=]''Waking Up with Kimye''[='=] sketch from ''[[SaturdayNightLive ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive SNL]]'' isnít funny. Kanye explained to the audience (who probably had 0.00 fucks to give, honestly) that Jay should be PRAISING him, not parodying him. Kanye is so crazy, so I doubt the Jay Pharoah he spoke to wasnít even the one from ''SNL''. Kanye was probably just calling up random phone numbers in Egypt and demanding to speak to someone named Pharoah, and eventually he found a group of stoned teenagers who were like '[[PrankCall Yes, this is Pharoah]]' and listened to him rant on speakerphone while they played [=Xbox Live=]. After 2 hours of crazy, they got bored and told him that Pharoah needed to go on a mystical journey to visit Osiris and heíd be [[IHaveToIronMyDog really busy for the next 4,000 years]], so donít call back.

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