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    Comic Books 
Teddy: You want to sneak off to Latveria without us? Please do. The less my friends and I have to do with you—or your father—or Doctor Doom—the better. But if you somehow manage to convince my idiot boyfriend to go with you… I will rip your legs off! Do we understand each other, Pietro?

    Fan Works 
Asuka sending a text message to Kaworu, Advice and Trust

"Congratulations, I guess, Hikari. Stooge, you ever make her cry and I'll throw you into the ocean from here with Red Whirlwind."
Asuka Langley Sohryu, A Crown of Stars

Kaji: She's like my daughter, boy. I expect you to watch out for her, and be a gentleman. If you don't, if there's way out there to hurt you, I'll find it.
Shinji: I would never hurt her.
Last Child of Krypton, chapter 3

"Wounds of the heart don't heal as well as wounds of the skin and bones. I learned that a long time ago. But I'll say this much – your father's not here and Dacey Surestone is cousin to Ned Stark himself, so no-one in their right mind would call her lowborn. So there's nothing to stop you courting her. That said – break her heart and I'll break the bits of you that Ned leaves intact. And then Roose Bolton will take his turn. He liked her father as well. We all did."
GreatJon Umber, Robb Returns

Lea: Your daughter would be lucky to get a guy like Roxas. How can you even call yourself a mom? It took a lot of courage for [Roxas and his harem] to admit this to you and the other parents and you walk out on them?
EAH Snow White: You expect me to let him have my daughter as part of his… harem?
EAH Snow White: Ha! Please my little Apple Dumpling loves me with all her heart.
Oliver blushed, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. He gave a low bow before procuring a small corsage and offering it to Harry.
"'Ittle Harrykins is growing up—"
"—better treat her well, Captain, else—"
"—she'll kick your arse," Fred finished, and the twins exchanged amused glances.

    Film — Live-Action 
Bruce: What do you want, fucker? Oh, you want something, huh?
[Henry pistol whips Bruce ten times]
Henry: I swear on my fucking mother, if you touch her again, you're DEAD!
[pistol whips one last time]
Henry Hill, Goodfellas

Volstagg: If you even THINK about betraying him...
Loki: You'll kill me? Evidently there will be a line.


    Live-Action TV 
Ross: You guys are getting married tomorrow, and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. But as Monica's older brother, I have to tell you this: if you ever hurt my little sister...if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind...I will hunt you down and kick your ass.
Chander: (bursts into laughter)
Ross: [...] Hey, dude, stop it, okay? I'm not kidding here.
Chandler: Hey, I hear what you're saying. (smirks) Thanks for the warning.
Ross: problem.
Chandler: So we're friends again?
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Okay, you won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me.
Friends, "The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding: Part 1"

Ross: Hey, just so you know, I had my "older brother" talk with Chandler. (winks)
Monica: What is that?
Ross: Well, I told him that if her ever hurt you, I would hunt him down and kick his ass.
(Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel start laughing)
Ross: What is the matter with everyone? I'm serious! I would kick his ass!
(they keep laughing)
Phoebe: Ross, please, my makeup!
Friends, "The One with Chandler and Monica's Wedding: Part 1"

Lorelai: See, Rory is my daughter—
Dean: Ah, he comes the talk.
Lorelai: How about I talk, you listen? Rory is a smart kid, she's never been much for guys, so the fact that she likes you means a lot. I don't believe she'd waste her time with some loser.
Dean: But you're watching me.
Lorelai: Sweetheart, the whole town is watching you. That girl in there is beloved around here. You hurt her, and there's not a safe place within a hundred miles for you to hide.

"You lay a hand on our Ada, and I'll put you in a wooden box myself."
Polly to Freddie, Peaky Blinders

Ann: Leslie, you deserve the best, and you found it. Ben, don't you dare hurt her.
Ben: (laughs) I won't.
Andy: (dead serious) Don't laugh. She means it.
Ben: Okay, I—I won't.
Ron: Seriously, son, don't hurt her.
Ben: Okay, I'm not planning on hurting her.
Jerry: You better not be.
Ben: I'm not!
Donna: Hey, Ben, you best watch yourself.
Ben: Why would any of you think I would hurt Leslie? You're all my friends, too.
April: Eh.
Parks and Recreation, "Ben's Parents"

    Video Games 
"I won’t waste elaborate verbal flourishes. Let me pay you the compliment of being very plain: Lilith has shown a terrible lapse in judgement. It will be dealt with… but she is my wife and off limits to you. I want to be inescapably clear: if you harm her, I will destroy you. There is more than one way to destroy something, whole unknown dimensions of oblivion in varying bites: I know them all. If you continue, the person who walked into this building today will no longer exist, and your secret society will come to regret it. I will not hesitate. I will not twirl my moustache. I do not make idle threats."
Samael, The Secret World

"James Raynor, the queen's fate is left to you. If you fail and do not die beside her, know that the Swarm will hunt you down."

    Web Original 
You can break my soul
Take my life away
Beat me
Hurt me
Kill me
But for the love of God
Don't touch
Tumblr, from this Iron Man photo set.

"We have a common enemy, but I don't trust you either. Not one bit. Switching sides at the last possible moment might win you brownie points with some, but not with me. Don't mistake this temporary truce for anything other than that. Temporary. The only reason either of you is still standing here is because of Stephen, not because of me. If, God forbid, something happened to him because of either of you, they'd be scraping bits of you off the yankee stadium for several weeks. If I ever catch either of you near me or anyone I care about after this, I will end you. And if I ever glance a TMZ report about Stephen and I supposedly vacationing alone together on the Spanish Riviera, I will find you and we'll finish what we started here. That's not a threat, it's a promise. Got it?
Jon Stewart to a purified Stephanos and Yonathan, Fake News Rumble

    Western Animation 
Mrs. Possible: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do…
Mr. Possible: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep-space probe.
Ron: [gulp] How… deep?
Mr. Possible: Black hole deep… Ronald.

"You might have everyone else here buying your "transformation", but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, right then and there. Permanently."
Katara to Zuko, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"She's all yours now, if you can handle her. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live."


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