Whoa Nellie! Big Juicy Melons (usually just called Big Juicy Melons or Whoa Nellie!) is a single-player Physical Pinball Table, the first pinball machine from WhizBang Pinball.
In 2009, sensing a growing interest in "boutique" pinball games, industry veterans Dennis Nordman (design) and Greg Freres (art) reunited at Seattle's Northwest Pinball and Gameroom Show. The two soon formed WhizBang Pinball, with Big Juicy Melons as their first project.
Instead of a modern game, Melons is an electro-mechanical table that was made by reusing the components of a 1957 Gottlieb Continental Cafe on an all-new playfield, wrapped up with new art and current lighting and imaging techniques in an original theme. Three other machines were similarly made using a modular solid state system called "PinKit", and the result is a retro throwback that remains true to the integrity of the electro-mechanical era while weaving in modern sensibilities.
The game was publicly unveiled at Pinball Expo 2011, and all four tables were quickly sold for a rumored price of $14,000 each. Some die-hard fans have since taken to creating their own tables, with Greg Freres sharing the cabinet art and Classic Playfields selling playfield plastics.
The creation of Big Juicy Melons is documented on WhizBang Pinball's blog.
In October 2014, Stern Pinball announced an agreement with WhizBang to mass-produce Whoa Nellie! tables, using a blend of electro-mechanical and solid-state components such as mechanical score reels, real bells, a digital soundtrack, and modern serviceability features while retaining the original's look and feel. The tables were released in early 2015 for $6,500 each.
A digital version is planned for Stern Pinball Arcade.
Whoa Nellie! Check out these tropes!
- Absolute Cleavage: On all the girls.
- Alcohol Hic: There's a very drunk guy in the lower-left corner of the playfield.Drunk: "*Hic* The brest band *Hic* best brand *Hic* ever!"
- Art Shift: The Big Juicy Melons machine eschews the conventional pinball machine design to look like a series of melon crates stacked on top of each other.
- Badass Beard: Papa Mellon has one.
- Bare Your Midriff/Who Wears Short Shorts?: Melony and Ellen.
- Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: Melony and the twins. Melony has blonde hair, Hellen has medium-brown hair, and Ellen's hair is almost completely black.
- B-Movie: In pinball form! Feels like a raunchy comedy than no respectable theater would show.
- Cap: The score caps at 9,999 points, as there are only four scoring reels in the backbox.
- However, the Stern release has a miniature DMD below the left flipper that can display higher scores.
- Contemptible Theme: Many pinheads refuse to even acknowledge this game due to its Fanservice theme.
- Does This Remind You of Anything?/Double Entendre: The game is filled with these, shamelessly and unabashedly, usually involving the girls and big melons.Hick: (pointing at a flock of geese) "Look at them honkers!"
- Everyone Loves Blondes: Out of all the Mellon sisters, the one featured on the backglass, the promotional materials, and on The Merch is the blonde Melony.
- Everything's Better with Cows: There's a wry cow in the lower-right corner of the playfield.Cow: "Complete and udder nonsense."
- Excited Show Title!
- Fanservice: LOTS. Lifting all those heavy melon crates requires the girls to do lots of bending over...
- Farmer's Daughter: The Mellon girls — Melony, Ellen, and Hellen.
- Farts on Fire: A bucking horse on the playfield gets its flatulence lit by a match, forming a fireball (score light).
- Genre Throwback/Retraux
- Girlish Pigtails: The twins have these; Hellen has one, while Ellen has two.
- Gonna Need More X: One of the playfield plastics has a photographer who comments, "I need a bigger... lens."
- Hello, Nurse!: On the backglass, Melony is standing while holding a pair of melons, oblivious to the lustful farm workers (and horse) completely distracted behind her.
- Ms. Fanservice: Melony and her sisters, full stop.
- Overprotective Dad: The Mellon patriarch, complete with shotgun.Dad: "Hands off the twins!"
- She's Got Legs: Melony shows off a pair of shapely legs right above the flippers.
- Title Confusion: Players almost always refer to the game as either Whoa Nellie! or Big Juicy Melons. Nordman and Freres often shorten it to WNBJM when writing.
- Toilet Humour: One of the playfield plastics shows a horse shooting a green melon out of its posterior.
- The Ugly Guy's Hot Daughter: Three of them, even.
- Visual Pun:
- The horse with its fart on fire is a "hot ass".
- On the backglass is a collie dog playing with a melon; maybe he's feeling melon-collie?
- "Nice action! And the melons ain't bad either."