Okay, don’t actually drink bleach.
Boris: "Kayloo, if you get alcohol poisoning by the end of this game, you will be grounded for life!"
Please Note: DO NOT ADD EXAMPLES PERTAINING TO SPECIFIC USERS ONTO THIS PAGE. Having actual people on here could be construed as mocking them, which is not something we want to promote here. This is for GoAnimate/Vyond, the grounded videos, and certain trends as a whole, anyway.
- In general:
- Take a drink every time you recognize one of the TTS voices from another medium (for example: Wiseguy from the Garfielf meme, David from various Anonymous communiqués, Paul from NOAA Weather Radio, Eric from Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Happy Hour, Shygirl from Greeny Phatom copycat World of Timmy, Ivy or Emma from My Friend Cayla).
- Take a drink if you recognize one of the stock music tracks from another medium (for example: the song that plays during news reports from Keemstar's Drama Alert videos or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia).
- For intros:
- Take a shot when the intro consists of stock corporate music.
- Finish your drink when the intro consists entirely of retired music, and the video was made after they were retired.
- Take shots for each character tagged as "yes" and "no" (as in thumbs up/down, or checkmark and X mark), and double the amount if their reactions don't fit their labels, or are just props and not made in the character maker. Take extra for each that are real people.
- For the grounded videos overall:
- Take a shot whenever someone shouts Angrish, I.e "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!" or "GEE ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR". Take another if it was someone with the "Eric" voice setting i.e. Boris or the "Diesel" voice setting i.e. Diesel Busters.
- Take a shot when a grounded kid goes "Wa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ah" or some variation as they go to their room.
- Two shots if the kid says "waah waah waah waah waah waah waah waah waah waah waah waah" instead of "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", if it is not any of the voices that would normally cut short from saying "waaaaaa". note
- Take three if the crying is dubbed by a clip of a TV show character crying.
- Take four if the troublemaker is Horrid Henry.
- Take another if he does his trademark Big "NO!".
- Down your drink if it's dubbed by a clip of him saying therefore Catchphrase. (HAVE AN AMBULANCE ON STANDBY!)
- Take a shot if a funeral/wedding/etc that the titular troublemaker misbehaves at takes place in "Trinity Christian Center".
- Take two shots if the trouble-making kid is caught through some form of Ass Pull. (Note: You may get sick.)
- Take a shot if the trouble-making kid is a "baby-show character" other than Caillou, Dora the Explorer, or Little Bill, or is not Arthur or from Sesame Street or Barney & Friends.
- Take two shots if the troublemaker is not from a "baby show" or children's program in general.
- Take two shots if Caillou speaks in the "Jennifer" voice setting at any point outside of a satirical video. WE-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AYA
- Take a shot if the troublemaker is an adult.
- Take a shot if the music used for the grounding is "Pomp and Circumstance".
- Take shots for every 15 seconds of giving how long that the grounding will be. Take 2 more shots if the grounding or anything else that happened in the video does not last, or 3 if lampshaded.
- Take a shot if the character responds to something with that "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!" clip.
- Take a shot if someone says the sun is a planet.
- Take a shot if someone uses a non-text-to-speech voice clip.
- Take another shot if it's Dr. Robotnik, down the whole glass if it's a clip of him saying "I hate that hedgehog!" or a variant thereof, and down another whole glass if the person grounding them isn't even a hedgehog.
- Take a shot for every Non Sequitur in the dialogue.
- Take a shot if the video ends with the "you lose" or "game over" splash.
- Take a shot if the video ends with the troublemakers' parents staring directly into the camera with angry expressions.
- Take a shot for every school scenario that involves watching movies/TV shows.
- Take a shot if a character claims something is a "ripoff" of something else. Take another if their claim sounds like Insane Troll Logic.
- Take a shot for every reference to SuperMarioLogan that isn't straight-up using SML characters.
- Take a shot for any international voice. Take two if it's only for the character's crying or anger.
- Take a shot if the parent does a countdown to changing to another voice setting to be used for the grounding speech (i.e "Switching to Eric's voice in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.").
- Take a shot if the video cuts away from a character yelling or another loud noise. Take two if it cuts away to space.
- Take a shot if the "Scary" sound effect plays when a character is shocked or the troublemaker is caught. Take another if the "DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" sound effect plays on top.
- For people with a death wish: For every number of time the troublemaker gets grounded, take a shot.
- Ignore if the number is above 20-30 (which will be very likely)
- Take a small sip whenever Caillou's name is pronounced "Kay-lew".
- In grounded videos involving watching porn in class:
- Take a shot if the scene begins with the teacher saying "we will be playing educational, non-pornographic online games", take another if Chromebooks are mentioned.
- Take a shot if the troublemaker gushes about the porn website and states that they found it at home. Take another if they say that all that they need to type is "all of that porn dot com".
- Take a shot if the troublemaker got blocked and then hacks into the school network to work around it, just by using GoAnimate logic.
- Take a shot if the video is just shown as the actors over the blank laptop screen instead of being a separate scene.
- Finish your drink if the video's stock music is unfitting.
- Take two shots if the screen shows the two actors simply standing in front of each other with a mosaic bar over them, or three if they are shown dancing, taunting, or cheering. Finish your drink if they make text-to-speech-induced crippled expressions "Oh ow ooh yeah oh whoa yay". Take yet another shot if they are fully-clothed.
- Take a shot if the teacher complains about the noise coming from the troublemaker's computer.
- At the scene back at home, take a shot if the troublemaker says that they did not mean to do it.
- For the Dead Meat/Behavior Card Day videos:
- Take a sip every time a character receives a card.
- Take drinks for each character who tries substituting their cards with good ones, and another shot if it's the best card. Finish up for each who gets away with it.
- Take two if the card is neutral, bad, or an object.
- Replace sips with shots if the character is a user, baby show character, or a commonly used Chew Toy (e.g. Warren Cook).
- If there are more than 100 cards, you may take a drink and ignore the above.
- Take two shots if it takes over a minute for all of the behavior cards to be explained. (Make sure you have 911 ready on your phone.)
- Take a shot if a character responds to a card with "Yes!", "Yay!", "Okay", "Hey!", or "Oh No!".
- If the character who gets dead meat isn't stated in the title, take a shot if the character who gets in dead meat is not a baby show character or Warren Cook.
- Take two shots if the "cards" are something other than cards.
- Take two shots if the characters share a theme.
- Down your drink if all the characters who got good behavior cards were all characters from adult cartoons (especially animated FOX shows) and all the characters who got bad ones were "baby show" characters.
- Take a shot if this exchange between the "dead meat" character and their teacher occurs:
"Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. I got a (worst color) card. Can I please have another chance?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!! (Character)!! YOU HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENT IN THE CLASS!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!!'"- Take an additional shot if the teacher's dialogue was in the Kidaroo or Scary Voice setting.
- Take additional shots if the 'evil' red filter effect, fire lower-third, incoming bomb overlay and atomic bomb explosion effects are in the foreground (and very likely they'll be used together).
- Take another shot if sirens or the "Fire! Fire!" sound effects are used make the dialogue of the negative behavior cards virtually undecipherable (if you can still hear sound).
- Another shot is deserved if the video isn't manually closed-captioned, or the automatic subtitling can't even render a transcript.
- Take a shot if the video is over an hour. (Do this with mercy.)
- For "Behavior Chart Day":
- Take a shot whenever a card changes color.
- Add an additional shot for every color skipped.
- Take another shot if a card is changed for any of the following reasons:
- Insulting the cards.
- Insulting or complementing the teacher.
- Making fun of a student who just got their card lowered.
- Beating up another student.
- Calling out a student for beating up a student.
- Getting beaten up.
- Complaining about other students' cards.
- Swearing.
- Lying.
- When a student goes to the board and changes their card, please ignore the above rules for the remainder of the video.
- When the teacher comes back and asks what happened, take a sip for every student who tells the truth, a shot for every student who lies, and a drink if anyone yells.
- If a student is shown running out of the classroom when getting expelled, keep drinking until they run offscreen.
- When class is dismissed, take a shot if there is at least one student who still has a white card and/or multiple students who share the same card.
- Take a long drink if the expelled student gets grounded.
- Take a shot whenever a card changes color.
- For "Punishment Days":
- Take a shot if the character receiving the punishment day is dead by the end of the video. (Best if you do this one sparingly.)
- Take a shot of a Carolina reaper drink if one of the punishments given was being force-fed hot sauce.
- Take another shot if one of the punishments is being forced to take an extremely cold or hot shower.
- Take a shot if one of the punishments is being forced to wear diapers/nappies. Take one more if the parent character tells the troublemaker that they have thrown away all their underwear and destroyed the toilet.
- Take yet another shot if one of the punishments is being forced to listen to "baby music".
- Take two shots if one of the punishments is all the troublemaker's friends/family is called over to either beat up the troublemaker or give them a "Reason You Suck" Speech.
- Take three shots if the people called over to beat up the troublemaker or give them a "Reason You Suck" Speech are characters from shows the creator enjoys.
- Take a shot if one of the punishment is having the troublemaker's genitals cut off.
- Take a shot if one of the punishments is being forced to watch a TV airing an Emergency Alert System broadcast.
- Take a shot if one of the punishments is the troublemaker being forced to blow up a Chuck E. Cheese's.
- For Rant Videos:
- Take a shot each time the following terms are used: (Probably would be a good idea to only do this for only a few rants or else you'll get sick no matter what you're drinking)
- Opening features both closing logo music from a more obscure work, and the video maker's friends being approved with a green check, while all those they hate get a red 'X'.
- "If you love (subject), I respect your opinion."
- "(Subject)? What? More like (Derogatory or antonymous word for subject)!"
- "Oh my God, this show sucks!"
- "They like to go on failure adventures."
- "Do you know what is happening in this scene (where character is really sad)? (Kidaroo voice where character is mocked for showing sadness or anger)"
- "And (supporting character). Nobody gives a (choose profanity) about (supporting character). Not even one, two, three, four, or (large number here) (choose profanity)s."
- "The animation is X, the voice acting is X, and the theme song is so annoying."
- "Apologies to (former child/voice actor who has current fame, or big name guest voice who loves the show) for having to be on this show."
- "The actors/voice cast (engage in various sexual practices that are anatomically impossible or commit multiple violent crimes), while the writers suck and (consume their own waste products or kick pets)."
- "Do you know who likes (subject)? (Character uploader dislikes/Bad user), they wish to be part of the cast, but they can't because X. Do you know who hates (subject)? (Character uploader likes/Good user), they wish they could kill all the cast."
- "Thank God this show got cancelled in X."
- "Screw (subject), and screw (unrelated subject). (Character/Show uploader likes) is (random number of) times better than (original subject)."
- Take a shot if the user includes upcoming rants in their video, and they're all "baby shows".
- Take a shot if the person says they used to like the show when they were younger.
- Take two shots if the user cripples their argument of why they hate the show in some way.
- Take a shot if the user has to change their rant schedule from one topic to another because of a Freudian Excuse (e.g. "My X likes (subject)", "I have saved (subject) rant for later", etc.).
- Take a shot each time the following terms are used: (Probably would be a good idea to only do this for only a few rants or else you'll get sick no matter what you're drinking)
- For "Uolliac" videos:
- Take a shot if Uolliac goes "WE-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AYA" at some point. (Keep 911 handy on your phone.)
- Take two shots of the term "43 Chars" is used.
- Take two shots if Uolliac states that his voice is Jennifer.
- For Execution Videos:
- Take a shot if the person being executed has done something petty to earn themselves this.
- Take two shots if the person has created fake VHS openings.
- Take a shot if the person being executed is a "bad user" or "baby-show character".
- Take a shot if the character being executed is put into a cell with no luxuries (e.g. bathroom, bed, television, windows, etc.)
- Take two shots if the character's parents visit them. Down with the drink if they ground the character. (note: you may get sick)
- Take three shots if the video is satirical and the cell actually has luxuries but the officer says it does not have any, and another shot if the video maker is annoyed in the description about commenters pointing it out.
- Take a shot if the character being executed's hair is shaven off before cotton is put onto their chair.
- Take two shots if the character's execution method is an electric chair with a scary mask.
- Take a shot if the character's final words are among the lines of "I don't want to die".
- Take a shot if the executioner proclaims the character's death.
- Take a shot if the character's death is celebrated with various parties covered by GNN.
- Take a shot if people are happily cheering at the character's grave. (Be careful.)
- Take two shots if at least one person is actually mourning the character's death.
- Down the glass if that person's parents ground them for not celebrating.
- Take a shot if the GNN anchor answers a question about the fate of the executed person's corpse.
- Take two shots if their gravestone reads "Burn in Hell".
- Take two shots if the final scene is in Hell, with Satan included.
- Take a shot if the person being executed has done something petty to earn themselves this.
- For Boris the Teeth Guy videos:
- Take a shot if he swears. (HAVE AN AMBULANCE HANDY)
- Take a shot if he's racist. (HAVE AN AMBULANCE ON STANDBY AS WELL)
- Take a shot if he screams "AND YOU YOU BASTARD ARE ASS!" (note that line is an inexact translation of his yelling...)
- Take a shot if he tells someone to "FACE MY TEETH! FACE IT!"
- Take a shot if the video ends with him in jail.
- Take a shot if he says "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'LL DO NEXT?! TO BE CONTINUED ON WE-EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AYA"
- Laziness videos
- Take shots for how many characters that have the Joey voice.
- Take three shots if it is an Amazon Polly version of the IVONA voices and tries to say "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" but gets cut off into a simple "waah"
- Take a shot if anything includes anything along the lines of "lazytillion" as a unit.
- Take shots for each GoAnimate laziness buzzwords as Verbal Tics, like prefixing things like time units with "lazy".
- Take a shot for how many characters that have voices of their opposite gender.
- Take a shot if unfitting music plays.
- Take a shot when potatoes are mentioned.
- Take a shot if a character says "Wow, that is so gay, but okay."
- Take a shot if the grounding is excessively small or is of a nonexistent unit.
- Take shots if a number has non-numbers in it.
- Take shots for each misspelling of "grounded", or two for each synonym like "floored"
- In laziness-style parodies of the new baby grounded videos:
- Take two shots if it was the dad who is pregnant.
- Take a shot if the parent poops the new baby out, and another if it begins with something like "Poopy poopy everywhere, poopy poopy in my underwear".
- Take a shot if the baby is referred to by their opposite gender.
- Take a shot if the troublemaker calls the baby cute and gets in trouble, the opposite to what it parodies.
- Take shots for how many characters that have the Joey voice.
- Others
- Take shots for each time Fantastic Racism is lampshaded, which includes punishments for merely being a "baby show" character, or being told that such characters have no rights at all.
- For Movie/Video Game Day videos that involve the troublemaker bringing in an adult-rated movie or game:
- Take a sip for every character that brings in a G or PG rated film, a drink for every character who brings in a PG-13 rated film, and a shot for every character who brings in an R rated movie. Same rules for EC/E/E10+, T, and M rated video games, respectively.
- When it's the troublemaker's turn and they present the NC-17 rated movie or AO rated video game, take a shot if a "DUN-DUN DUN!" chord plays.
- Take an additional shot if the teacher says the following dialogue:
"OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! (Character)! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THAT MOVIE/GAME IS RATED NC-17/AO! YOU ARE 14, AND THAT MOVIE/GAME IS INAPPORPRIATE! THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! RIGHT NOW!!!" - In videos that involves the troublemaker causing a fake lockdown that the entire school panics over:
- Take two shots if the principal has to use the bathroom at the beginning after eating Asian takeout for breakfast.
- Take a shot for every law enforcement that the troublemaker mentions will be at the scene.
- Take two shots if the troublemaker is forced to stand up when the news coverage of the lockdown comes up.
- Down your drink if one of the people interviewed is the parent of a traumatized child who has suffered several ridiculous injuries as a result of the lockdown.
- Take a shot for every injury or disability, physical and/or mental, the child has supposedly suffered as a result of being extremely scared. (Do this with mercy.)
- Take two shots if the troublemaker's parents are forced to pay a ridiculous sum for the medical/damage repairs as a result of the lockdown.
- In "Grounds the Whole World" videos where the "grounding" is being done through TV, take a shot if some of the scenes have some victims reacting with something like "I'm grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (two shots if it was the Diesel voice saying it), or take shots for how many scenes has this kind of reaction.
- Take two shots if the troublemakers are parents.
- Take a shot for how many troublemakers are doing the grounding through TV.
- In any video with the Ludoviko voice (parody or not), take a shot if the voice says "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", another shot if he then says "I got minus dek tri", or take two shots if he says "I got" and then any number in Esperanto outside of 13.
- Take a shot if a character's voice is changed to Ludoviko.
- Take a shot whenever he says "kvardek tri chars".
- In the "grounded X times in a row" videos, take shots for however many times (days/weeks/etc in the title) in a row that the troublemaker is going to get grounded.
- Take 2 shots at the end of the video if each time ends with the parent appearing and only simply saying "you are grounded".
- Take a shot if it starts with the troublemaker leaving the sink running, and another if the oven/stove then catches on fire.
- Take a shot if the parent appears from out of nowhere even when the troublemaker is the only person in the space (such as getting stuck in a broken elevator, or inside of a stomach, or in an enclosed pit).
- Finish your drink if the troublemaker dies for one of the times that they get grounded in. Take shots for how many more times that the character dies and gets grounded for it.
- Take a shot for any fourth wall break, especially related to GoAnimate's mechanics. Have an ambulance on standby.
- Take a shot if the video features attempts at a fourth wall break, that end up being extremely unfunny and cheap as opposed to clever.
- Take a shot if the grounding will include inviting several people over to punish the troublemaker and also give a "Reason You Suck" Speech, and take shots for how many characters appear in the scene.
- Take another shot if the troublemaker wishes them dead, and another if the troublemaker also wishes them cremated.
- Take a shot if the troublemaker gets grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for "[double/triple/quadruple/+/mega/giga/colossal/extreme/etc] tranquility/humanity/life/serenity/etc", particularly if the video is named after this grounding.
- Take however many shots as there are invited characters that share the same voices.
- Take however many shots as how many invited characters with the same appearance or also clothes, and double the amount for those that also share the same voices.
- Take a shot if either of the characters say "you will eat/drink (toxic/disgusting materials), and another shot if the troublemaker responds with "I hate (whatever mentioned)".
- Take a shot if the characters go over what the troublemaker will be forced to watch, listen, or play, "for the rest of natural born life", take two if medias "not made by Disney" or "baby" medias are listed.
- Take a shot if the troublemaker's voice gets changed as one of the punishments.
- Take two shots if the background music changes to an unfitting track, such as Christmas songs, once the usual suspenseful/troubling song ends.
- Take a shot if one of the troublemaker's punishments is getting age-regressed (by simply being shrunk using GoAnimate logic). Take another if it's not one of the last punishments.
- Take a shot if a character dances or cheers while crying, or take as many shots as there are many characters doing it onscreen.
- Take a shot if the parents/other characters are dancing instead of cheering or taunting, while scolding the other characters.
- Take another if another character in the scene is mocking the troublemaker getting scolded/grounded, especially by pointing and laughing.
- Take a shot if a Loquendo voicenote suddenly has a metallic/robotic filter during their speech, most often with random clicking sounds from audio peaks.
- Take shots for every time that a Loquendo voice uses an expressive cue (real laughing, crying, etc), and another if the character isn't voiced by one. Chug your glass if they say "warning, your license is not valid for this computer" unless intentionally.
- Take a shot for any character whose text-to-speech voices are not part of GoAnimate.
- Take one more if it's a voice that's no longer part of GoAnimate note , if the video is made after that point
- Take a shot if a character beats up someone or something just by (often angrily) dancing, taunting, or pointing.
- Take a shot for every mention of "nappies".
- For "X Gets Fat at (Restaurant)" videos, take a shot if the character doesn't look fat, just stretched-out or giant.
- Take a shot whenever someone is punished for peeing or pooping in the wrong place, two if they were specifically told not to pee or poop there.
- For every randomness/Stretched video:
- Take a shot for every random moment (HAVE AN AMBULANCE ON STANDBY!)
- Boris: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. KAYLOO, HOW DARE YOU SUFFER ALCOHOL POISONING. THAT'S IT. You Are Grounded! GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 7348743894373489732489427384378943329872439874984238974328947238978111222222 YEARS! Go to Your Room! RIGHT NOW.Caillou: wuts a grounde-*hic*
