Recap / Vinesauce Tomodachi Life

This is a text-based recap for all the episodes of Vinesauce Tomodachi Life. For now, recaps for Vinny's streams will only include the events depicted in Captain Southbird's condensed streams. Links to those will be provided.

Spoilers are unmarked.

The original run

Episodes 1 to 5

Episode 1: Welcome to Vineland Island! June 6, 2014 ^note The day Tomodachi Life was released in the US.

• Vinny starts the game, and is greeted with an island to name. He names it "Vineland Island", and so the island is born.
• Vinny creates his look-alike Mii, Vine Sauce, better known as "Vinesauce". The game pronounces it "Vih-NEH-sauce", and despite having the option to change it, Vinny finds it amusing and leaves it as-is. Vinesauce moves into the island's hotel as the first resident. He wants something to eat, so Vinny feeds him pancakes, a food Vinny himself likes.
• After a few minutes of living, Vinesauce requests some company. Vinny picks the best option he can find; an ugly-looking Mii aptly named "Witch". The two befriend each other.
• Vinny almost immediately adds the next Mii to the island. It's Waluigi, one member of a duo from the Super Mario Bros. franchise. He makes fast friends with Witch. The other half of the duo, Wario, arrives almost immediately afterwards.
• Witch gains her first iconic outfit, a midriff-barring shirt and shorts, which neither she nor Vinny is very fond of. She wonders how compatible she is with Wario (with Vinny saying that Waluigi is the better choice), and then participates in the island's first Rap Battle, wherein she loses to Vinesauce.
• Vinesauce tries to set up Waluigi and Witch soon after. It works, and one of the series' longest-lasting relationships starts.
• After a few more interactions, Vinesauce is given a rock and roll song. This standard template is turned into the island's first original song, "Right Em' in the Wrong Hole". Vinny didn't expect the song (which is a '50s rock and roll song) to sound the way it did, but it still manages to be a success.
• Another girl islander, a literally two-faced girl named "Two Faced", is added. Soon after, Vinny appears in-game for the first time, appearing in a window during Vinesauce's dream.
• Wario is given a mermaid dress, which he is not fond of, at least initially. He wears it during a Rap Battle with Witch (who now wears a "poop" hat)^note Actually a chocolate ice cream hat, but, as Vinny points out, it doesn't look like ice cream., and wins
• Lovable puppet Lamb Chop arrives on the island. She makes fast friends with Vinesauce, and Two Faced does the same soon after.
• Two Faced gets an Opera song, and performs it as-is. The song is about love, and it causes Vinny to have a realization; Vinesauce and Two Faced would be perfect together. So begins the long quest to get them in a relationship.
• Some islanders get their iconic outfits, including Two Faced's polka-dot sweater, Lamb Chop's cowgirl duds, and Waluigi's dolphin shirt. Lamb Chop also makes an odd comment about not believing in luck, which Vinny is unnerved by.
• Ben Drowned, the island's first (and, most of the time, only) kid, arrives. The island also receives its first major news broadcast, about a film festival that Two Faced won.
• Two more songs are created. "Operation Robodachi Fist" is Ben Drowned's attempt at a techno song, but he keeps most of the words the same as the template, mostly just adding "fist" randomly (Vinny keeps editing the song as the series goes on, but only the first and last incarnations of the song are ever shown in the SB edits). "Opera Star" is Two Faced's opera-style cover of a certain memetic song.
• Before the stream ends, Vinny adds a clown named Clown to the roster. The stream ends, with Vinny promising to revisit the game.

Episode 2: Creeps and Weirdos

• The episode starts with Two Faced befriending Waluigi. Vinny decides that Waluigi is now a threat to Two Faced and Vinesauce's relationship because of this. He isn't, but Waluigi eventually does become a threat to Vinesauce's later relationship with Cling On.
• While looking into Two Faced's mind, Vinny discovers she's thinking about apes.
• Vinny turns to the Compatibility Tester to check the chances of islanders getting together (well, it's all for fun, but heck if Vinny cares). According to it, Vinesauce and Two Faced are averagely compatible, Waluigi and Two Faced are extremely compatible, and Waluigi and Witch are not compatible at all. Vinny is not happy about this.
• Vinny calms his nerves by making Witch a Rap song, "Livin' the Dream". Despite her previous failures at rapping, she manages to perform decently.
• Two more islanders are added; Tingle the wannabe fairy and Alpaca the humanized... well, alpaca. This brings the island's total population to 10.
• A few more Rap Battles are held, and then the first sessions of Quirky Questions. From them, we learn important things, like that Wario has gained an odd obsession with sea creatures, possibly due to his mermaid dress.
• Clown gets his hair dyed bright-red, making him resemble a classic clown much more. Coincidentally, another red-haired islander, Groose, moves in soon afterwards, also getting his hair dyed.
• Vinesauce gets a cartoon apartment, which leads to Vinny commenting on him being the only "normal" islander so far, in spite of his apartment at the time. This leads to him title-dropping as he's describing how a "show" like this would be pitched.
  Vinny: [With his best In a World… voice] "What happens when you put one normal guy in an apartment full of creeps and weirdos? Find out on Tomodachi Life. Coming soon to UPN."
• Tingle receives a baseball uniform and a bat from Vinny, and then practices his batting. Vinny comments on the implications of making him like baseball instantly, and notes that looks more like a Spanish baseball player than Tingle.
• The rest of the episode continues normally, with Vinny giving islanders things, taking pictures of them, and still being concerned about the love square between Vinesauce, Witch, Waluigi, and Two Faced. At the end, Vinny comments on how the game will eventually get old.^note It ended up lasting over a year.

Episode 3: A Long, Fruitful Friendship

• Things start off a bit rough, as Vinesauce is hanging out with Witch. Vinny, seeing Witch as someone that can get in the way of Vinesauce and Two Faced, wants nothing to do with her. A bit later, Groose expresses interest in Lamb Chop.
• Vinny sees Waluigi and Witch hanging out, and encourages them to stay together, so that he can have Two Faced for himself.
• A session of Quirky Questions is played, and it's revealed that Alpaca is a cocaine addict—the first sign of her struggles. After that, Vinny is trolled by Groose's completely blank Zoom Quiz image.
• With Alpaca revealing that she's a coke addict, Vinny makes it so that she asks for some whenever she's feeling down. He also makes a musical-style song for her, titled "Reach for the Coke!". She performs just as well as you'd expect an addict to.
• Groose also is interested in Two Faced, prompting Vinny to make an even deeper "love quadrangle". Groose also make a news announcement about a toaster, but nobody seems very enthusiastic about it.
• Vinny moves an anthropomorphic walrus into town, who goes by the name of Walrus. Walrus has a very weird-sounding voice, and was accidentally made into a Buddy instead of a Dreamer. Vinny's fine with it, hoping that he can be a friend to everyone.
• Vinny is still persistent about getting Vinesauce and Two Faced together, convincing Vinesauce to introduce her to Lamb Chop rather than another male islander. Two Faced only thinks of her and Vinesauce as friends, however, as show by an islander quiz game.
• Vinesauce gets into a fight with Tingle, and calms down by going to Hawaii with Ben Drowned (likely because Vinny gave them a vaguely defined relationship, for some reason). He comes back quickly and makes up with Tingle, while Ben Drowned goes off to walk with Wario at the beach.
• After more annoyance with Waluigi being more popular than Vinesauce, Vinny decides to move in Princess Peach. She's the second normal islander in a place full of the bizarre.
• More antics happen. Witch and Clown become friends in Clown's rain-soaked apartment, and Walrus makes frozen yogurt in a frying pan.
• BonziBUDDY arrives on the island in all his glory. Vinny attempts to push Clown into the love mess, and Ben Drowned learns to greet people by telling them to die.
• Wario puts his deep voice to good use with the Metal song "Dragon's Dilda", possibly the most hilariously vulgar song yet. We also get to hear Joel (another streamer from Vinesauce) perform his own version of it, which manages to be even heavier metal. Southbird included Joel's cover in his condensed version.
• Groose makes friends with BonziBUDDY, and Two Faced and Walrus do the same. Vinny hopes that the latter will be "a long, fruitful friendship", and so ends the stream.

Episode 4: Groose and Lamb Chop 4Eva

• The episode starts with Ralph Bluetawn moving from one life simulation game to this one. Somehow, he's a brainiac.
• Vinny gets to appear again in a dream, but Groose isn't as unnerved as Vinesauce was the last time the dream happened.
• Vinny proceeds to give many islanders catchphrases, and sees a news broadcast about a trend of painting pebbles on nails.
• Vinny sees Waluigi and Witch on the Observaton Tower, getting angry that they haven't married yet. He then asks everyone about "clown jobs" for Quirky Questions.
• Tingle asks for a new hat, and Vinny gives him... another baseball cap. He then comes to a realization; the island's Tingle just wants to be a fairy just like the original, but his father (or in this case, Vinny) has been forcing him to become a baseball player.
• Groose confesses his love for Lamb Chop by giving her a tulip. She accepts, and so the island's first self-formed couple is born. Vinny celebrates by giving Groose a catchphrase, but the game's pronunciation methods squander it a bit.
• Vinny checks the Girl Charm rankings, and comments on how Princess Peach, the island's least bizarre girl, is at the bottom, even lower than Alpaca. Lamb Chop and Witch are near the top.
• Vinny gives Walrus an AR Camera, gets out his AR card, and takes some pictures. However, "sexy" Ralph Bluetawn posing on a piece of AR sushi steals the show.
• Walrus performs "Maybe, Baby", a Ballad. It tends to not be talked about, since it isn't really much different from the standard song and rarely appears in later episodes.
• Bonzi finally gets his iconic purple hair, Walrus does a spot-on impression of Two Faced, Alpaca and Lamb Chop gossip together, and Clown sits alone at the amusement park. The stream wraps up after all that.
• Notably, this is the first stream in which fan art is shown afterwards in the SB Edit (the earlier episodes weren't the first to get SB Edits; Southbird started somewhat closer to the middle). This doesn't become standard until later on, however.

Episode 5: Clown, You Clown!

• Witch receives a letter from someone telling her to meet them at the roof. When she goes up there, she finds a badly disguised Clown, who makes a comment about their "princess" being "in another castle." Vinny is understandably confused.
• Wario asks for new clothes, and gets a nurse outfit. Vinny states that he'll be getting the most embarrassing clothing.
• The Pampered Ranking opens up, and Vinny is shocked to see that Witch has been treated the best by him.
• Bonzi gets a catchphrase in the form of "Expand dong!". A bit after that, Vinny draws dicks on a sleeping Vinesauce's face, stating that he doesn't know what else to draw.
• Vinny fools around some more, giving a hamster costume to Alpaca, catchphrases to her and Princess Peach, and painting the normal Ralph's face on the Tomodachi Ralph's face.
• Bonzi and Walrus hang out at the Observation Tower, watching the stars. In the condensed version, a mysterious figure in a green superhero suit peers at them from behind a structure. Eh, it's probably nothing.
• Due to it being rather uneventful at night, Vinny ends the stream early.

Episodes 6 to 10

Episode 6: 99+1 Problems

• Wario announces the news at the start of the stream, reporting about an eco-friendly (read: self-pulled) car. Vinny is not happy having to listen to Wario's voice for so long.
• Tingle is seen sleeping on a bench in the park. Vinny suspects that he may have been kicked out of the apartment for the night.
• While browsing through clothes, Vinny finds a witch costume. He is ecstatic, immediately replacing Witch's current outfit with it. Despite Miis being capable of voluntarily changing their clothing, she never did so herself.
• Lamb Chop asks Vinny what he thinks about her and Groose together. Vinny doesn't have any problem with it. He then visits Vinesauce's apartment, giving him a music-themed department (which he loves) and Brussels sprouts (which he hates).
• Witch reports that Vinny has solved 100 problems as the island's owner. For some reason, Bonzi is chosen to be the spokesperson for the ceremony to honor Vinny, despite not doing anything else on the island except produce malware.
• Vinny gets a little salty at Walrus for eating an entire lollipop, stick and all. He then proceeds to add Gabe Newell, or "Gaben", to the island.
• Vinny tries Judgment Bay for the first time. Through playing around with it, we learn that the majority of the islanders prefer a whole "bepis" to half of one, and that more people prefer Ralph over Tingle, Bonzi, and Walrus (the latter got one supporter).
• Vinny does some Quirky Questions sessions. For the first one, he only asks about Half-Life 3 (which shows that Gaben both wants it and doesn't care for it), and the second has him asking about "a good fap" (Vinesauce, Two Faced, and Bonzi need it to sleep, and Ralph does it in the morning). Vinny attempts to deny that he actually has a good fap before sleeping.
• Again, the stream ends quickly due to a lack of awake islanders. And for some reason, the island's plane explodes in the condensed episode.

Episode 7: A Bad Omen

• The episode starts with a news report, this time about Tingle finding the world's largest fish cakes. Also, the plane's still burning in the condensed episode.
• Gaben, rather than do something productive like making Half-Life 3, chooses to run around in his apartment. He also from the techno band "The Crowbars" with Ben Drowned, and they perform "The Time Has Come", a song about Gaben trolling everyone into thinking said game was being released.
• Vinny puts the finishing touches on Witch by giving her a Wizard apartment. After that, Wario has a dream where he all too appropriately is under the sea.
• Vinny gives Gaben a disposable camera to distract him more. It backfires on him, however, as Gaben takes a picture of Two Faced and Waluigi with baseball bats... and calls it "Dreamy Love Forever". Vinny's not too happy about it.
• Princess Peach makes some apple pie in a frying pan, and proceeds to beat up a punching bag.
• Vinny sees Vinesauce and Witch hanging out together. As usual, he tells them to stop hanging out, saying that it's "a bad omen". When Vinny exits the apartment after this, you can see the exploded plane reforming in the condensed stream.
• Vinny checks the islander rankings. Witch is still the most pampered (Ralph is the least), and Lamb Chop is the most desirable girl and the most popular. Peach is somehow the lowest in three categories.
• After taking a group picture, Vinny does some Quirky Questions. The first one has Witch be the only one to respond each time, and the second reveals the Wario and Two Faced think they're better than Vinesauce.
• More Judgment Bay happens, with more people preferring clown jobs to "ginger minge".
• Vinny talks to Walrus and gives him a sewing machine. He makes a boxing outfit, which Vinny thinks would be good for a Little Mac Mii. He then mocks Walrus' spinning from outside his apartment.
• After drawing a cluster of faces on Two Faced's face, Vinny shuts the game for for the night. In the condensed stream, they're also an intense dance sequence with Witch before it ends.

Episode 8: I'm Not Crying

• Two news reports happen; Two Faced reports about Waluigi helping Lamb Chop by getting her teapot from a tree, and Gaben reports about Ralph becoming a psychic.
• Waluigi gains a genie costume, and is treated as an actual genie by Vinny, with him using a resting mat as a magic carpet, and offering three wishes to Ben Drowned.
• Tingle has a dream about being scared by giant versions of Bonzi, Gaben, Waluigi, and Two Faced rising out of the water at the docks. Similarly, there's another dream later where Vinny, Witch, and Alpaca are hiding from a giant Clown.
• Gaben refuses to do anything productive, instead just staring at a wheel in his apartment.
• Vinny adds Cling On, a supposedly Klingon girl, to the town. He is not very fond of her weird-sounding voice.
• Two Faced, after episodes of being single, finally reveals she has a crush on... Walrus, of all people. Vinny is shocked by this, only letting her go along with it so that something interesting happens on the island. They meet in the café, and Walrus accepts her request to go out with her. Overall, Vinny is not very happy, but at least there's less tension between him and Waluigi.
• Vinny checks the rankings, learning that Walrus is the most charming boy on the island. He threatens to get rid of Walrus, but he doesn't really know the best way to do so.
• Bonzi has a dream in which he becomes a superhero with pink hair, with Tingle as (rather appropriately) his fairy companion.
• To take his mind off current issues, Vinny moves in more islanders. Three are added: Balegdah, a girl with a distorted face and an inability to imitate a Jamaican accent, CD-i Link, the second of the two infamous Link variations on the island, and Little Mac, a boxer who gets the boxing outfit Ralph made in the last episode.
• After some antics with the new islanders, Vinny ends the episode.

Episode 9: Turn Down for What

• Vinny decides that the tagline of the game should be "Weird Things Happen."
• Vinny opens a mystery box and finds, among other things, a ruined meal. He's intrigued by its contents.
• Little Mac does the news. Ralph turned 29 today, though the islanders are more interested in the cake.
• Waluigi and Wario engage in a rap battle. To Vinny's surprise, Waluigi wins.
• Cling On receives her iconic green space outfit. Vinny sees Vinesauce playing his guitar, and proceeds to insult him.
• Vinny does a few rounds of Quirky Questions. Walrus reveals that he is devoted to Vinesauce.
• Clown befriends Vinny and Groose is given the sad catchphrase "soisoisoisoisoi."
• Alpaca is in love with Clown and Wario. Vinny makes her go for Clown, and she serenades him with a song. Unfortunately, Clown rejects Alpaca... twice.
• The second rejection lifts Alpaca's mood, and Gaben is given the catchphrase "HL3 cancelled," to be said when he's sad.
• Groose finishes things off with a news report of self-proclaimed Olympian deity Cling On falling from the sky.

Episode 10: Clown Motel

• The episode starts with Gaben walking alone on the beach, thinking about Half-Life 3. He contemplates (with Vinny providing his voice) having the setting be an underwater magical city where everyone went crazy, but drops the idea after figuring that it's been done already.
• Bonzi reports about CD-i Link finding a bottomless pit.
• Little Mac is given a hot pink Mohawk wig for some reason. CD-i Link is given the worried catchphrase of "Bomb dogondos!". It's supposed to be "Dodongos", but it takes Vinny a bit to realize his mistake.
• Witch is visited and given the catchphrase "Yohoho my pretty". She eats the ruined meal that Vinny got last episode, and only seems to slightly dislike it.
• Gaben has a dream where a red chili pepper gives him intense push-up speed, and, more importantly, allows him to count higher than three. Vinny tells everyone to send Gaben red chili peppers.
• Vinny shows off a picture of the Clown Motel in Tonopah, Nevada, mentioning the fact that it is right next to a graveyard. He guesses that all famous clowns are buried there, and that if you sleep there, you'll hear strange noises and be woken up with a bicycle horn by Clown.
• Ben Drowned wants to become friends with Walrus, and Vinny expresses annoyance that everyone except him loves Walrus. He turns to the Compatibility Tester for help, but alas, Two Faced and Walrus are extremely compatible, and doesn't seem to be compatible with anyone else sans Balegdah.
• Vinny unlocks the Romance Rankings, and comes to the conclusion that one of Two Faced's faces loves Waluigi, the other loves Walrus, and neither loves Vinesauce. He also checks the other rankings: Witch is the most popular islander, Walrus is the most charming boy, and Lamb Chop is the most charming girl. Vinny takes particular notice of Alpaca, who managed to score -18 on the girl charm list after her failures with Clown. Looks like there's a reason for the coke....
• At the very least, Vinny doesn't want Vinesauce to get with Witch. Fortunately, she's faithful to Waluigi, and despite asking Vinny about her and Vinesauce, seems only interested in a good friendship (by now, Vinesauce and Witch are best friends).
• Clown tricks Ben Drowned in a dream, saying that your brains will fly out if you sneeze without covering your mouth. Vinny notes that, even in dreams, Clown loves to troll everyone.
• After one last dream with Mac as a superhero and Alpaca as his fairy companion, Vinny stops for the night.

Episodes 11 to 15

Episode 11: Of a Giant Space Turtle

• Cling On does the news, talking about a runaway bus stop. Vinny is irritated by her weird-sounding voice and slow speech, and is also confused when Peach considers it happy news.
• Vinny visits Cling On to feed her, still getting annoyed by her voice. She ends up getting a ballad to sing.
• Vinny tries to write a song for Cling On, but is troubled when the game considers "of a giant space turtle" to be inappropriate language. He takes a while to figure out what was wrong, and ends up fixing it, and soon Cling On's "Questions" is performed, based on Cling On's voice sounding like she's always asking a question.
• Vinny gives Clown a catchphrase ("Funny how?"), and adds more islanders. Karl Pilkington (somehow an optimist) is added, but more notably is Sponge, a perpetually depressed Bootleg Mario Brother Vinny made up in a stream of Super Mario 3D World, moving in.
• Vinny feeds Wario escargot, which is his second-favorite food. He proceeds to dance because of it. Vinny ends the stream afterwards, making for a rather uneventful night.

Episode 12: When I'm Tomodachi Life

• Ralph reports about Waluigi getting a cavity by eating lollipops and buttered potatoes.
• Clown is told to ask for (or maybe offer) a clown job when he's worried.
• invokedThat's it. Literally. Vinny streamed so late that the most of the islanders were asleep and there was nothing else to do (the stream ended within minutes of midnight). To fill in the empty space, the SB edit puts in a montage (set to "When I'm Bored", hence the title) consisting of clips from the past episodes and fan art (complete with the "Weird Things Happen" slogan from a few episodes ago), serving as a nice recap.

Episode 13: What Have I Done?

• Vinesauce reports about CD-i Link being stuck in a pickle jar.
• Vinny watches some rap battles. The first one is against Gaben and Cling On, in which Gaben falls apart after Cling On's first line. The second is against Karl and Little Mac, with Vinny commenting on Karl (of average height in real life) being shorter than Little Mac (look at his name). Karl wins the battle easily.
• Groose has a love bubble on his apartment. Vinny goes to check it out, and learns that Groose wants to marry Lamb Chop. Vinny is incredibly supportive, removing Groose's cowboy hat and sending off to a fireworks show to propose.
• Groose manages to say what he needs to at the right times during the show, and eventually get to pop the question. Lamb Chop enthusiastically accepts his marriage proposal.
• Groose and Lamb Chop have a public wedding. Attending it are Ben, Witch, Vinny, Clown, Tingle, Two Faced, Waluigi, and Walrus. Vinny wonders what the heck he's just done.
• To congratulate Lamb Chop for getting married, Vinny gives her a red chili pepper. Bad move — she hates red chili peppers so much that she melts after eating it.
• Ralph decides to make friends with Witch, and succeeds. Vinny expresses interest at making another love triangle with him, Witch, Waluigi, and Wario. Ralph also decides to declare his quest to find "the buvvins" with a catchphrase he gets.
• Vinny watches a rap battle between Witch and Sponge. The rap battle manages to last for over three minutes, making it the longest one so far. Sponge captures the attention and support of Vinny by delivering several sick burns and eventually winning.
• Vinny gives Sponge an empty white apartment. He loves it, somehow.
• Ben tries to set up Wario and Alpaca. It doesn't work, however, and Alpaca once again stays single. She does express interest in going after him by herself afterwards.
• While he looks for more islander candidates, Vinny sets up even more rap battles. The first has Waluigi losing to Little Mac almost instantly (despite the former being the only one to rap on stage in the past), and the second has Walrus beating Peach just as quickly.
• Vinny finds two new Miis to move in: The second clown of the island, Clown Lady, and a beloved fast food item, Hamburger.
• Vinny visits Clown Lady and Hamburger, and changes the latter's voice a bit when it doesn't fit her.
• Vinny gives a garlic hat to Wario, and ironically, he's not too fond of it.
• Waluigi and Witch hang out together in an apartment. Despite praising Waluigi so much, Witch has yet to actually tie the knot between them, which bothers Vinny.
• Some Quirky Questions sessions are held. According to them, Peach hates clowns, Walrus is often mistaken for Adolf Hitler, and he also has tried magic mushrooms.
• Hamburger takes a bath, and Waluigi gets in the news for being stuck in some iced coffee. Vinny ends the stream after that, expressing interest in current plot threads and wanting Hamburger to get with Gaben.

Episode 14: A Man and his Alpaca

• Two news announcements start the day. CD-i Link reports that some patriotic outfits have been imported, and Vinesauce reports about a form of exercise involving garlic (Wario is practicing it, of course).
• Walrus gets into a fight with Clown, and Vinny begrudgingly helps them make up.
• Two Faced notices that Vinesauce doesn't have a sweetheart, and tries to set him up with... Alpaca. Vinny proceeds to leave the room to scream.
• Vinny still goes along with Two Faced's plan, even though he feels betrayed. Fortunately for him, Vinesauce and Alpaca the day as friends rather than lovers, and he doesn't try hard to hide his relief.
• Groose hangs out with Witch, and pretties himself up. Vinny is weirded out by it.
• Sponge is told to say that he feels all right when he's feeling sad. Considering he's always sad, it's not far from the truth.
• Due to being America's food of choice, Hamburger is given an Uncle Sam outfit.
• Walrus, Groose, Witch, and Ralph hang out in Walrus' apartment, starting at the ceiling and doing nothing of importance.
• In today's Quirky Questions session, we learn that Cling On really hates Vinesauce. Vinny is confused by this, forgetting the numerous times he insulted her voice (which the SB edit makes a montage of).
• The episode ends with Alpaca walking around the fountain alone, wondering why she hasn't been able to find love despite her many tries.

Episode 15: I've Got to Tell Her

• Waluigi reports on Ralph climbing Mount Vineland's southwest route without oxygen. The islanders aren't impressed.
• Alpaca is in love with Walrus, making Vinny delighted. She offers him some salmon meunière as an incentive, but he rejects her almost instantly. Walrus skips around his house happily afterwards.
• Alpaca asks Vinny "Got any blow?" causing him to leave the room from laughter, as he forgot he programmed that response in. To cheer her up, he gives her a library interior and new clothes. Vinny advises her to go after someone without a girlfriend, like Clown.
• Wario and CD-i Link make horrifying funny faces. Link is given the phrase "Oh boy!!!!"
• Groose performs the hit pop song "Groose Is Loose."
• Vinesauce is in love with Two Faced and goes to tell her. She rejects him almost immediately. Vinny gives his Mii sweet treats and a bath to cheer him.
• Balegdah has a fever, and Vinny wonders if she'll ever get out of that robot suit.
• Alpaca wanders on the beach, chatting with Walrus while Tingle and Two Faced watch. Vinny takes it as a sign that Alpaca and Walrus have feelings for one another.
• Ben Drowned sings "Operation Robodachi Fist," which is made of mostly gibberish by now.
• Tingle uses a disposable camera to take a picture of Miis trapped in bubbles.
• Cling On is given a toga to wear, as well as a new interior. She talks about making sure she has a healthy diet, and works on her funny faces.
• Walrus and Alpaca build a sand castle together, causing Vinny to declare that they're perfect for each other.
• Vinny takes some pictures of his islanders. The first one is an imagined wedding between Vinesauce and Two Faced. Walrus isn't invited.
• Two Faced asks him for $72. He gives her the money and she says he's her new favorite person ever.
• Balegdah finally asks for new clothes, which she doesn't like. Ben Drowned gets a mad catchphrase, "Ben drowned." The stream ends after that.

Episodes 16 to 20

Episode 16: You Have the Personality of a Sewing Machine

• Cling On reports on a river race, which Hamburger won.
• Vinesauce and other male islanders gossip. Wario tells him he has the personality of a sewing machine, and Clown says he confused Vinesauce with Cling On for a long time and still gets them confused. BonziBUDDY just wants Vinesauce to give him food. Vinny's not very happy.
• The group (Vinesauce, Wario, Bonzi, and Clown) also discusses eating carrots to see in the dark, how you know you're in love, how Waluigi reminds them of salami, Sponge buying a pirate ship, Wario having a secret, Vinesauce loving lanterns, and wideness of chins.
• Vinny refreshes the café, and this time it's Groose, Waluigi, and Wario. They discuss the distance they're able to swim, something Wario can be passionate about (Groose recommends dinosaurs), strange voices coming from Walrus' apartment, the secret to being cool, and girls being into chattery teeth.
• Vinny does his daily shopping. He buys a Gothic dress for 500 dollars, not realizing the price. He buys a jail cell apartment, planning on giving it to Walrus.
• Vinny sees Wario and Gaben fighting by throwing random junk at each other, and is confused. He visits Walrus, giving him a "douchebag" outfit (a white T-shirt and jeans) and his jail cell apartment (dubbed the "gay babby jail" later on), which he isn't too happy with.
• Vinny calls Hamburger the real American hero. He visits CD-i Link and gives him a haunted apartment, and somehow Link is not freaked out by it.
• Vinesauce hangs with Waluigi, prancing around his apartment. Vinny confirms that this is what he does when he's hanging out with his friends.
• At the café, Walrus, Bonzi, Waluigi, and Wario hang out. They discuss what true happiness is (Wario thinks it's swimming in a pool of nail clippers), how they really feel about Wario, what the girls talk about, and the fact that the place has a secret menu. Vinny leaves because he feels like he's getting stupider by listening.
• Apparently, Two Faced and Waluigi aren't getting along well, despite being best friends (Vinny doesn't know that there are different levels of "best friend" yet). Vinny tells her to improve their relationship.
• Vinny moves in Vinesnauce Pizza Pasta, better known as Vlinny, a bizarre clone of Vinesauce.
• According to Vinny, Vlinny can only keep his humanoid, non-terrifying (or less terrifying, at least) form when in extreme cold, so Vinny puts him in an ice apartment. Vinny still isn't comfortable with standard Vlinny, however, as his similar, but different, face to Vinesauce creeps him out.
• Vinny then moves in Seabiscuit, a humanized horse. She happens to have a voice that's high pitched and cracks often, causing Vinny much pain from the get-go.
• Peach is given a note to go to the roof. There, she meets Small Face (an islander added this episode, but wasn't directly introduced in the SB edit for some reason). Despite Small Face's disguise failing completely thanks to his tiny face, Peach doesn't recognize him.
• For some reason, three islanders (CD-i Link, Witch, and Toad, another new islander this episode that wasn't introduced in the SB edit) ask Vinny to look inside their bellies.
• The episode wraps up with a rap song by Witch and Waluigi, "Livin' the Dream". It is complete gibberish.

Episode 17: Tomoarigato Mr. Roboto Life

• On a blank screen, Vinny discusses how the game was probably made on drugs.
• Little Mac wants to be social, and Vinny comments that he likes him the least.
• Two Faced has a nightmare of Princess Peach, Seabiscuit, Witch, and Walrus's giant heads rising out of the harbor. Vinny comments that it's his nightmare.
• Sponge, now wearing an eyepatch, has an empty stomach and an empty brain. He wants something weird to wear on his head, so Vinny gives him a rhinoceros horn.
• In Alpaca's dream, the islanders worship a roast beef, which actually is given to Vinny. Vinny is freaked out.
• Vlinny dreams of Sponge telling him that when kittens grow up, they turn into dogs. He falls for it.
• Vinny shares a video by Mr. Leonshake, called Tomoarigato Mr. Roboto Life.
• In Wario's dream, the islanders worship tomato juice.
• Walrus wants to eat something meaty and is given the roast beef from earlier.
• Cling On wakes up from a dream, yelps, and stares at Vinny creepily before falling asleep.
• After a performance of "Groose Is Loose", Vinny wonders how ethical it is for Groose to sing about wanting sex when he's already married.
• Vinny gives Two Faced a $500 Gothic dress and a beauty kit.
• Tingle dreams of chasing chili prawns around a table.
• During Quirky Questions, many islanders have collections of small sunglasses, and Clown, Wario, and especially Alpaca have tried LSD.
• Walrus ponders what other women he could steal, and Two Faced wastes no time in using her beauty kit.

Episode 18: The Ballad of Sponge

• Sponge reports on a tell-all biography, which Vlinny finds inferior to his story.
• Vinny does his daily shopping. He wonders why anyone would buy a grocery clerk uniform, and ends up buying a safari outfit and a steampunk room.
• Little Mac and Karl hang out, while Clown Lady listens from afar. Cling On is drinking coffee in the café at around 12 AM, for some reason.
• Waluigi is still a genie, and he visits Seabiscuit to become her friend and offer her three wishes. She isn't interested.
• Walrus announces that Vinny has solved 200 problem on Vineland Island.
• Fittingly, Gaben gets the steampunk room. Alpaca makes a funny face, but Vinny can't see the difference.
• Vlinny is hungry, and it turns out that clones eat fish sticks.
• Peach has a dream about Small Face tricking her into believing that you'd turn into a black cat if you see one in the road at midnight. Seems that the meeting on the roof has left a mark on her.
• Clown Lady requests that Vinny help her get out a sneeze. Her high-pitched nose noises unnerve him.
• Sponge asks for a cool hat gets his head-horn replaced with... another head-horn. He gets a ballad to sing when he levels up from this.
• Sponge performs "The Ballad of Sponge", a song about himself and his struggles, notably being the first islander to perform a song without any background performers. It manages to be surprisingly good, and even Vinny admits it in between bouts of laughter.
• Small Face gets a tiny top hat to go with his tiny face. Vinesauce does an impression of Alpaca, which worries Vinny.
• Lamb Chop chases after a red chili pepper in a dream. You know, her worst ever food. It shows how weird dreams can be.
• Vinny watches several islanders fool around: Little Mac trains with a punching bag, Vinesauce and Ralph kick around a soccer ball, Witch shakes some maracas while possibly attempting a magic spell, and Hamburger walks around in her room, quiet as always.
• By popular demand, Vinesauce performs "Right Em' in the Wrong Hole" again.
• Vinny checks the ranking again, and learns that Alpaca has fallen even further down the Girl Charm list, at -26. Poor girl. After that, the stream ends.

Episode 19: We Solved a Problem and Got Sad

• Vlinny reports about something that isn't important.
• Witch has a fight with Clown, and is given a swing to calm her. The conflict is resolved off-screen in the SB edit.
• Ralph gets the mad catchphrase "Gimme pizza!".
• Clown dreams about having a sneezing fit.
• Vinny is about to end the stream, but he catches Two Faced and Walrus hanging out, making him sad. The episode ends after that. Yep, another short one.

Episode 20: Planting a Seed in Lamb Chop

• Karl reports about an outbreak of baked beans growing near Wario's home. Given Wario's penchant for flatulence and Karl's gullibility, neither one surprises Vinny.
• Vinny buys a shoulder-pad dress, a punk rocker outfit, and a maid uniform. He plans to give the maid uniform to Alpaca.
• Hamburger works on her golf swing, and CD-i Link wants to befriend Gaben. Despite Vinny's objections, they hit it off.
• Vinny interacts with Seabiscuit for the first time, commenting on how awful her voice is. She asks him to affirm that her friendship with Wario is a good one. He agrees, adding that since Wario's voice is awful they're perfect for one another.
• Cling On and Two Faced engage in a rap battle. Two Faced wins.
• Vinny adds Donkey Kong, Banana, David Bowie, and HOTDOG to the island.
• Wario is in love with Alpaca. Vinny is delighted by the news and sends him to confess his love. Unfortunately, Vinesauce shows up and confesses his love... and Alpaca chooses Vinesauce. Vinny decides that they cannot be sweethearts, shocking Vinesauce and angering Alpaca.
• Wario is depressed over the rejection, and Vinny feeds him escargot to cheer him up.
• Small Face is hungry. Vinny decides to only feed him small things and gives him Brussels sprouts.
• Vinny gives Alpaca a beauty kit and maid outfit, which she likes. Throughout all this, he's trying to convince himself that he can avoid the "destiny" of Vinesauce and Alpaca being together.
• Hamburger is given the catchphrase "burg n blurg" when she feels down.
• Clown lost a historical bust, which means the world to him, which Vlinny finds.
• Ben Drowned takes a bath, singing the ballad song (or, as Vinny knows it, "the Sponge song"). BonziBUDDY asks Vinny to look in his belly, with Vinny commenting that he tries to avoid him "for reasons like that, you sick fuck."
• Seabiscuit plays a game with Vinny, which unfortunately has her talking.
• Vinny gives David Bowie the shoulder-pad dress, which he does not like.
• Two Faced, Vinesauce, and Waluigi hang out watching a cat. Vinesauce is given the punk rocker outfit, and Vinny comments about how ridiculous he looks.
• Ralph is in love with Two Faced and Witch. Vinny tells him to go for Witch, but she rejects him. He tries again, buying candy corn to show his devotion, but she just isn't interested. At least Ralph is ready to let go afterwards.
• Vinny feeds Banana a banana. It's her favorite food thus far.
• Vinny pushes Gabe on a swing, find some of the baked beans from the earlier outbreak in a mystery bag, refuses to give Karl a disposable camera, gives Hamburger a mirror, and gives Peach the catchphrase "Marioooooooo!" and a $500 fairy tale castle interior.
• While playing a game with Cling On, Vinny discovers that HOTDOG's name is always spelled out. He grows annoyed with him already.
• David Bowie sings the pop song "Space Charity" to celebrate Vinesauce raising money for the Pediatric Cancer Research Foundation. Vinny notes that he didn't expect the song's genre to be J-pop.
• Banana catches a cold. Vinny decides to hypnotize Two Faced to dream that Walrus is her enemy and a sea monster. Instead, she dreams of a giant David Bowie.
• Walrus decides to set BonziBUDDY up with Alpaca. Surprisingly, it works, and Alpaca finally has someone to love.
• Donkey Kong expresses interest in befriending Lamb Chop. Banana is given a yellow interior. Despite David Bowie coming to the island this episode, Vinny spent the most money on him. Vinny is disturbed to find that he spent $666 on Two Faced, and notes that Toad, near the very bottom, has had 30¢ spent on him.
• Lamb Chop is stressed about her marriage with Groose, and Vinny saying he doesn't like her doesn't help.
• Seabiscuit befriends BonziBUDDY as Vinny comes up with colorful euphemisms to describe her voice. Vinny ends the stream after that eventful day.

Episodes 21 to 25

Episode 21: Vinefeld / The Groose is Loose

• Little Mac reports about Vlinny-shaped erasers. Vinny is dumbfounded.
• Vinny buys various clothes, getting excited over a purple disco suit.
• Ralph befriends Hamburger, and Vinny wants then to get together.
• Waluigi and Alpaca get into a fight. Even with Vinny's usual "swing therapy", he can't get Alpaca to accept Waluigi's apology. Vinny decides to leave Waluigi alone with his emotions, saying that he's got to fix this himself instead of being fed back to happiness.
• Cling On and CD-i Link befriend each other, being the two derpiest-looking islanders so far.
• Vinesauce, Witch, Two Faced, and Gaben have a party. Despite some struggles with Gaben getting into position, they eventually play some music and dance.
• After Seabiscuit's voice cracks Vinny's eardrums yet again, Bonzi is given the purple disco suit. He likes it.
• Wario also gets a disco suit, as well as a disco interior. Vinny wants him and Bonzi to be the town's pimps.
• Vinny doesn't want his look-alike Mii to look like a "jabroni" anymore, and decides to give him a normal outfit. This just in; safari outfits are normal-looking.
• Vinny sees HOTDOG after forgetting that he was added. He still doesn't like that HOTDOG is green, and thinks about evicting him.
• CD-i Link has a dream about seeing into the real world. Vinny tries to terrify him with a banana pen, but it doesn't work, and Vinny uses it to write a letter to its creators about how much it sucks.
• Alpaca decides to go over and apologize to Waluigi herself. The two make up, and everything's good again.
• Walrus has dream in which he's a bobblehead in a car that Ben is driving. Peach makes friends with Balegdah.
• Vinny explains the origins of Balegdah by using a video made by Darren (another Vinesauce streamer). It involves an Englishwoman's poor attempt at a Jamaican accent.
• At the café, Vinesauce and Waluigi discuss the coolness of Clown and Vlinny, Gaben reminding them of spaghetti, and a home remedy for colds.
• When the café is refreshed, Bonzi, Tingle, Vinesauce, and Wario are there. They discuss Bonzi's height, something delicious in Hamburger's apartment (which may or may not be Hamburger herself), banana splits as hair care, how girls are interested in expensive-looking vases, getting some killer schnitzels/"shitzels", CD-i Link getting a lot of attention from girls, and what true happiness is. Vinny sums it up as feeling like something from Seinfeld, or rather, "Vinefeld".
• Lamb Chop makes her final decision on Groose, deciding to get a divorce with him. And so, the island's first marriage ends in shambles.
• Vinny fails to comfort a horribly depressed Lamb Chop, and after noticing that their house was demolished, he feels pretty depressed himself, despite encouraging it. He decides to stop playing before anything worse happens, ending with a fan art showcase, which becomes standard from now on.

Episode 22: Vinny Tries Again / Bonzi + Alpaca 4Eva

• Vinesauce reports on Wario finding a sock that he lost eight years ago.
• Donkey Kong takes several pictures of Vinny, choosing the most embarrassing one to show. At the café, Clown Lady and Small Face are asleep. Vinny buys a sky interior from Clown.
• BonziBUDDY wants to propose to Alpaca. Vinny successfully gets them together, and the island's second wedding happens. Attending it are Gaben, Ralph, Ben, Walrus, Wario, Two Faced, Tingle, and Witch. Vinny hopes that the marriage lasts forever so that Vinesauce has no chance of getting with Alpaca.
• Vinny notices his Mii only likes junk food, commenting that the two almost have equally bad eating habits.
• Sponge asks Vinny if he'd travel to the past or the future if he had a time machine. When Vinny selects future, Sponge worries that there might not be pizza in the future, which doesn't sit well with the New York City-native Vinny.
• Vinny plays a game with Wario and loses. He's not too happy. He then plays a game with CD-i Link and wins a Virtual Boy, wondering what he can do with it (he eventually sells it).
• Clown asks for a new apartment to replace his rainy interior. Vinny gives him the sky interior.
• Peach is given the catchphrase "Marioooooooooo" when she feels down.
• Vinny plays and loses football with Seabiscuit, suspecting some horsing around. He gives her a cat upon leveling up.
• Vinny forgets he even added HOTDOG to the town and decides to remove him if the funny face he makes isn't outstanding. It isn't, and HOTDOG is the first islander to be removed from the game. The game says he moved out, but Vinny insists he's dead. He won't be the last.
• Vinny adds Dolan Duk to replace HOTDOG. He isn't sure about him either, but tolerates him for now.
• Tingle is in love with Two Faced. When he goes to confess, Vinesauce shows up! Two Faced remains faithful to Walrus and rejects them both, but only Tingle is sad. Vinny refuses to cheer him up.
• Cling On introduces Witch to CD-i Link.
• Vinny gives Seabiscuit a jockey outfit and Dolan a sailor outfit; Dolan hates his canon look. Vinny expresses interest in evicting all the memes.
• Seabiscuit is given the song "Horsing Around". It's a mockery of the many attention-begging Vinesauce fans. The stream is done after that, followed by an art montage.

Episode 23: A Bit Chili Today

• Toad reports on the underground sport of tree climbing. Vinny comments when it's shown that the "trees" are actually ivy.
• Ralph is told to ask for a kiss when he's happy.
• Vinny buys a $1000-dollar dress and gives it to Peach. She loves it.
• CD-i Link tries to introduce Vinesauce to Cling On. Vinny tries to suggest someone else, but Link doesn't know anyone else that Vinesauce hasn't already met, so he gives up.
• Vinesauce dreams about being a snail, and Toad dreams about being seaweed.
• Vinny keeps a promise to feed Donkey Kong bananas only, and wonders how he must feel living next to a giant, living banana, imagining a cartoon situation involving Banana outwitting DK every week.
• Vinny is already groaning about Dolan being a resident, and rambles about the memes being out of control.
• David Bowie wants to be friends with Sponge, which is a first. They become great friends instantly.
• Vinny is baffled about a dream in which Peach is being mass-produced. Vinny considers her the most normal islander, and slightly boring because of that.
• Waluigi wants to become closer to Two Faced, and Vinny tries to threaten him.
• DK manages to fall on his face two times in a row, almost falling a third time.
• Vinny chooses to ignore Vlinny, and goes to buy Wario a "cold" red chili pepper. He doesn't like it.
• With 11 peppers in his inventory, Vinny goes a little nuts with them, giving them to Banana, Groose (who gets a few remarks due to being recently "set loose" by Lamb Chop), Waluigi, and Lamb Chop. Nobody likes them, especially Lamb Chop, who melts after eating one. Note that Vinny already knew that she hated red chili peppers.
• After that session of torture, the episode concludes with art.

Episode 24: To the Buvvins They Go

• Small Face reports on sheep being attracted to Groose's snoring, this being after Groose got a divorce with one. Vinny vows to remove Dolan, and all other memes, in an event he dubs "The Great Meme Purge of 2014" (which also involved HOTDOG).
• Vinny does his daily shopping, buying panini and broccoli. He also finds a red hot dog suit, and tells HOTDOG, at the time considered to be the worst islander ever, to rest in peace.
• Wario is in love with Lamb Chop and Seabiscuit. Vinny picks Lamb Chop, but when Wario confesses, Ralph shows up! Lamb Chop chooses Ralph over Wario, and Vinny approves of their relationship. He gives Wario escargot, which makes him feel better instantly.
• Tingle befriends Walrus, despite Vinny's discouragement. Vinny removes some popcorn from Small Face, and gives Lamb Chop the red hot dog suit.
• Seabiscuit thinks about becoming the island's leader, to Vinny's horror. Waluigi wants to be best friends with Two Faced forever, which causes Vinny to insult him under his breath.
• Vinny uses the compatibility tester and discovers Banana isn't into getting closer with Donkey Kong. Waluigi and Hamburger are a better match.
• Sponge was hanging out with someone else, but Vinny clicks back to him and they vanish. He decides Sponge has the power to make people disappear.
• DK has a dream in which Vinny meets him 50 years later. He gets a hat that makes him look like a "Rastafarian intellectual".
• Walrus wants to take Two Faced on a date and heads to the amusement park. Vinny is adamant that he won't interfere with their relationship.
• Sponge is hanging out at home with David Bowie, his only friend. Karl and Alpaca engage in a rap battle, and Small Face wants to befriend Walrus.
• Vinny plays the catching game with Cling On and wins, catching a microchip (which Vinny can't identify at first due to its not very micro size).
• Vinesauce is given the catchphrase "That's beans" for when he's mad.
• Waluigi wants something spicy to eat, so Vinny gives him a chili pepper. He takes a disturbing photo of Ben Drowned and Wario.
• Sponge loses a rap battle against Tingle, but wins a huge one against BonziBUDDY. Also, Bonzi qualifies as a meme to Vinny, and he states that he will be evicted eventually as well.
• Two Faced's relationship value with Walrus is so high she wants to get married to him. Angered, Vinny feeds Walrus a red chili pepper. Unlike almost everyone else, he really likes it.
• Vinny checks the rankings again. Toad has not had any more money spent on him since the last time he was checked, still being at 30¢. Vinny comments on how weird the most charming islanders are.
• Vlinny is helped to sneeze. A round of Quirky Questions is played. Art is shown.

Episode 25: Cling On vs. Seabiscuit

• CD-i Link reports that the recent stuffing shortage (which is apparently because it's August) could finally be over thanks to an automated stuffing cannon. Vinny loves the machine.
• Cling On has a fight with Seabiscuit. According to Vinny, they were competing for Vineland Island's most annoying voice. The two make up.
• Clown Lady befriends Walrus. Vinny plans to nuke the apartment in a microwave to remove unwanted islanders.
• Dolan wants new clothes. Vinny refuses his request. Vlinny asks Vinny to make a sandwich in a very condescending manner.
• Ralph and CD-i Link hang out on a bench. Donkey Kong ponders the meaning of his existence, as he's the only one that knows he's in a video game.
• Vinny drops in on BonziBUDDY and Alpaca, then watches one of Banana's dreams. Vinny scares Waluigi by spinning him around and touching his back. In another dream, the islanders hail chili prawns.
• Vinny attempts to help Witch, but catches her just as she leaves her apartment. The islanders study a cat, with Cling On apparently wanting to eat it.
• Tingle asks if he and Clown Lady would be good friends. Vinny agrees. Ralph has a dream in which Seabiscuit is at the end of a red string. He then wants to befriend Sponge.
• Witch wants new clothes. Vinny immediately refuses. Vinny really wants Bonzi and Alpaca to have a baby. David Bowie dreams of a sneezing fit.
• After seeing Vlinny attempt some weird exercise/alien-contacting ritual, Vinny stops the game and shows off art.

Episodes 26 to 30

Episode 26: Wa + Wi / Want some Moon Cheese?

• Waluigi finally wants to propose to Witch! Vinny is confused by the romantic restaurant, because he had no idea it was even on the island.
• Waluigi successfully asks Witch to marry him, and she accepts. Attending the wedding are Gaben, Tingle, Ralph, Two Faced, Vinesauce, Walrus, Bonzi, and Cling On. Vinny notes that Vinesauce is standing right next to Two Faced in the center.
• Karl ponders life in his apartment. Lamb Chop is interested in befriending Small Face, and Vinny tries to encourage a relationship between them before remembering she and Ralph are together.
• Vinny goes shopping, noting Banana Smile's... banana smile.
• Finally checking the news, David Bowie reports that Gaben got stuck in iced coffee.
• Waluigi and David Bowie take pictures of Vinny, but they don't come out well.
• Vinny buys an art gallery apartment, thinking it would be good for David Bowie. Speaking of Bowie, he's exercising with Sponge by the fountain.
• Cling On befriends DK. Vinny shows off Wario's "first appearance" in one of the Mario cartoons (actually just a background plumber who coincidentally is fat, short, and wearing yellow and purple).
• Vinny refuses to give Toad new clothes. Vlinny sends Vinny on a quest to find something he lost. DK seems interested in Cling On.
• Sponge finds Vlinny's lost item, which is a Virtual Boy. Vlinny seems to treasure it dearly, which causes Vinny to feel enough pity that he gives him a Wii U when he levels up, simply because it's at least somewhat of an improvement over the Virtual Boy.
• Joel (who previously covered "Dragon's Dilda" and has a fondness for playing bootleg games) sends Vinny a picture of a bootleg Mario cartridge. Vinny comes to the conclusion that the ugly character on the cartridge is Waluigi and Witch's eventual son, who became a Mario Brother when he grew up.
• Tingle gets a green dress, which he hates, despite it making him look more like himself.
• Peach makes Vinny laugh with a funny face. Bowie does it as well.
• A slew of Miis are moved into the island. This time, we have Bowser (already planning on getting Peach), Kenny (who, despite having died, is still able to be a resident), Big Face (a counterpart to Small Face, being the opposite in almost every way), Jesus (pronounced "J-j-j-j-j-jezzus" due to some fooling around with settings, after the default pronunciation ended up being the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus), Wii Fit Trainer (who has no eyes, which creeps Vinny out), and Jack & Jill (two faces on the same body).
• Big Face already wants to befriend Kenny. Jesus is fed fish sticks. Lamb Chop is told to say "Jjjjjesus Christ" when she's mad.
• Bonzi gets some swimming goggles, with Vinny commenting on how much he hates him. Ralph runs on the shoreline, passing by Walrus and Karl.
• Vinny checks rankings. Peach has the most money spent on her, at more than $1,600. Toad is still at 30¢. The Girl Charm is mostly the same, but Alpaca's ranking has skyrocketed since she got into a relationship. Boy Charm rankings show that Wario has taken Alpaca's place as the romance failure (-32 points). Popularity levels show that Vinny has overtaken Walrus as the most popular.
• Vinny gets a frog romper in a mystery bag. Seabiscuit tortures Vinny with her voice. Walrus makes friends with Jesus to try and get forgiveness. Dolan makes friends with Balegdah, due to them both being memes.
• Jesus dreams about being a stick figure. He requests that Vinny find something he lost, which was a key that CD-i Link found. Vinny declares that everything related to Jesus is symbolism for something.
• Vinny learns more than he wants to in Quirky Questions. Among other things, Ralph is the messiah, DK can't stand Jesus, the true pronunciation of "meme" is discovered, and everybody loves Jesus.
• At Judgment Bay, it seems the majority of islanders like Satan, although that may just be because Jesus himself chose that option. The islanders also like butts better than boobs, prefer Han Solo to Lando Calrissian, like Captain Kirk more than Captain Picard, prefer Spock to Kirk, like the Game Boy the best of various Nintedo consoles, think George is the best Beatle, like the SNES the best of other Nintendo consoles, think the Wii is better that the Wii U (while still preferring the Wii U to competing consoles), are divided on whether Pink Floyd or the Beatles are better, are also split on whether Charizard or Graninja is the best Pokémon fighter in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U, and think Duck Hunt and Wii Fit Trainer are the best of some other Smash fighters. Nobody at all likes Ringo, exaggerating his real life status as the least popular of the Beatles' final lineup.
• Vinny returns to the game to see Hamburger in love. Hamburger is told to ask Ralph over Vinesauce. However, Ralph is with Lamb Chop, so he turns her down.
• When Vinny fails to find something Hamburger likes to eat, the other islanders try to cheer her up. They aren't very successful.
• Vinny ends the stream on a sad note, and following it is fan art.

Episode 27: Happy Birthday Two Faced

• Princess Peach reports that Two Faced has turned 27, which Vinny had heard about beforehand from a Vinesauce fan. Waluigi, Walrus, Clown Lady, and Vinny are there. CD-i Link tells her not to act high and mighty, while Seabiscuit says it's like she's a completely different person.
• Wii Fit Trainer has a scary dream involving a mirror. CD-i Link has a fight with BonziBUDDY. Vinny leaves them alone in the hopes they stay enemies.
• Clown Lady is told to say "Pfywfbaegmsxnljn" when she feels down. David Bowie is starving, so Vinny gives him white bread.
• While commenting on Walrus's voice, Vinny is surprised to find Banana having a dream about him.
• Vinny gives Sponge the finest meal he has, barbecue. He doesn't like it.
• Vinny chats with Jesus and decides to get Gaben out of his cat suit. Gaben himself was thinking the exact same thing! Vinny gives him a frog romper.
• Vinny messes around with Seabiscuit and her voice in a dream. Wario beats a straw hat trap in a dream. The stream ends.

Episode 28: The Divide of Isaac

• A very momentous stream begins with Toad's birthday. Little Mac and Alpaca are his only friends.
• At the café, Witch asks her friends how to be more cute. Clown Lady suggests she buy a plastic trophy, while Alpaca suggests a table tennis uniform.
• Cling On wants to befriend David Bowie. Vinny feeds her escargot, which she likes so much it sends her to outer space!
• Jack & Jill have a dream of being a Magical Girl. Upon waking up, Vinny gives them the dress they wore in the dream.
• Big Face is told to say "Big deal..." when she feels down. Kenny is given the "most appropriate apartment in the game," a campfire interior. He will never escape the zombie apocalypse.
• Hamburger asks Vinny if he likes video games. When he says yes, she says she hopes he enjoys the one he's currently playing. Vinny is amazed that she has the power to know she's in a game.
• Jesus is given a Greco-Roman interior. Alpaca is hungry, leading Vinny to deduce that BonziBUDDY doesn't provide for her.
• Clown Lady blows bubbles on the top of the tower, and Tingle watches the merry-go-round. Balegdah and Alpaca chat about love, smartness, and bugs.
• Little Mac befriends Hamburger. Sponge is given a punching bag and the phrase "I'm not happy" for when he's happy, complete with a little dance.
• Clown Lady is given a candy apple and starts breakdancing. Gabe is given a magician's costume.
• Vinesauce is interested in both Seabiscuit and Hamburger. Vinny tells him to go for Seabiscuit. She accepts! They immediately start to hang out.
• Ben Drowned is given a scary mask to wear. Vinny comments on how weird the stream has been.
• Vinny is surprised to hear that Hamburger and Dolan are friends, and expresses renewed interest in evicting him. Groose asks him a boring question, so he feeds him brussels sprouts as punishment.
• Vlinny asks for new clothes and gets a parka, making him look like an Ice Climber.
• Toad is still the least-splurged villager. When playing a game, his pronunciation of "J-j-j-j-j-jesus" causes Vinny to burst out laughing.
• Sponge dreams of being mass-produced. Vinny pushes him on a swing, causing him to say "I'm not happy" and cause Vinny to collapse with laughter.
• Witch and Waluigi ask for new clothes. Vinny refuses them both.
• Seabiscuit and BonziBUDDY compete in a rap battle. BonziBUDDY wins. When Vinny exits and reenters, Vinesauce and Dolan engage in a huge rap battle. Vinesauce wins.
• Vinny feeds Ralph a crêpe, which he heavily dislikes. He prefers broccoli.
• Bowser befriends Wario.
• Big Face asks Vinny for $30.59. He gives it to her.
• A defining moment of the stream happens: Vinny's attempt to add Isaac to the game ends up crashing it. He didn't save, so everything in part 1 of the stream is lost.
• Vinny reloads, lamenting that Isaac broke the game and deciding the previous events were an alternate dimension.
• Vinesauce is no longer in love, but Groose is! He has feelings for Seabiscuit. When he goes to confess, CD-i Link and Gaben show up. Seabiscuit chooses Link.
• Vinny realizes that Hamburger may no longer realize she's in a game.
• After his first request was undone, Bowser has another one for Vinny. Instead of asking to befriend Wario, he asks for a hat.
• Vinny saves the game and adds Isaac, Lolly, and Dheerse while explaining that in Dimension 2, HOTDOGs have overrun the island.
• Vlinny is given the parka and a headset, and a catchphrase, "kzzzlkkkzzxxzxak", which the game actually manages to pronounce.
• Two Faced had a fight with Wario. Vinny gives her a buttered potato, which makes her breakdance. They successfully make up. Vinny gives Clown Lady a candy apple again, and gives Small Face some cherries.
• Banana has a dream about sneezing herself into space. Cling On goes into space with escargot again.
• Balegdah and Dolan have a fight so raw they're on fire! Neither party is willing to apologize.
• Clown and Witch have a rap battle. Witch wins. Kenny dreams about seeing Vinny in 50 years, with Vinny concluding that to be the outcome of his surviving the zombie apocalypse.
• Jesus is given the rap song "Dimensional Resurrection" about how Isaac split the world.
• Alpaca goes to calm Dolan and Balegdah down. Her attempt fails, and they are no longer friends.
• David Bowie spies on an empty café. The stream ends, and Vinny shows off art.

Episode 29: Lamp [sic] Chop Redux / Isaac, I Need Help!

• Waluigi reports on the underground sport of tree climbing. Wario and Ralph aren't impressed, and Vinny once again comments when it's shown that they're actually climbing ivy.
• While shopping, Vinny finds a prisoner uniform and plans to give it to Walrus.
• Dolan is in love with Hamburger and Lamb Chop. Vinny straw polls the choice, and he's told to go for Hamburger. She rejects him.
• Vinny helps Small Face sneeze, noting that he could hide his entire face behind the feather. He hopes he'll get together with Big Face. Vinny doodles on Kenny's face while trying to wake him up.
• Seabiscuit is given a '70s-style dress and a beauty kit. Little Mac is told to say "Roll with punchs" when sad.
• Lamb Chop wants to propose to Ralph! It's successful. Vinny celebrates the wedding, noting that Sponge does not look happy at the reception.
• Two Faced is given a newspaper hat, and Vinesauce is given a Scottish outfit. Big Face doesn't like buttered potatoes, surprising Vinny.
• Alpaca and BonziBUDDY are asleep, though Alpaca makes her trademark angry face.
• Vineswole and Snoop Dogg are added to the island.
• Balegdah thinks Vinesauce likes her. Vinny tells her to go for it, and amazingly, Vinesauce accepts being her sweetheart! Vinny is horrified and rejects Vlinny wanting to play a game. He asks Isaac to break the game again.
• Vinny saves, noticing Walrus is dancing on the save screen. The stream ends with art.

Episode 30: Clown Is Dead

• Lamb Chop reports on Sponge's new shampoo, which smells like apple pie. Groose is enthusiastic, Wario less so.
• Vinny buys a trilby, clarifying that it is not a fedora. He buys a checkered hat for Wario, and a mushroom and pumpkin hat.
• Vinesauce and Dolan engage in a huge rap battle. Vinesauce wins!
• Wario had a fight with Witch. Vinny calms him with a hat, food, and a swing. They make up.
• Lamb Chop does an impression of BonziBUDDY. Vinny says it's awful, saddening her. He wants Lamb Chop and Ralph to have a baby.
• Vinny gives Witch a Halloween interior. Clown asks for a peach to eat, with Vinny mentioning Princess Peach, but he doesn't have one to give him. Instead he gives him a mushroom hat.
• Jack & Jill befriend Seabiscuit. Snoop Dogg is told to say "Drop like it hot" when worried.
• Vineswole talks about workouts, and Kenny is given his frog hat. Clown Lady's voice causes Vinny pain.
• David Bowie reports on T-shirts with Gaben's face on them. Banana and Toad are impressed.
• Jack & Jill contemplate on the beach, while Alpaca contemplates being sober in the mirror.
• Wii Fit Trainer has a dream about chasing food. Dheerse's voice causes Vinny pain.
• Vinny loses a game when he mistakes wind chimes for socks, wondering what would happen if he went to a store and that happened.
• Clown still wants a peach. Kenny and Big Face sleep on a park bench.
• Sponge introduces Hamburger to his Only Friend, David Bowie. He's once again (after losing it the first time) given the catchphrase "I'm not happy."
• Toad is still the least splurged, and Vinny intends on keeping it that way.
• Clown walks through Clown Lady's head, leading Vinny to conclude that Clown is dead, his cloudy apartment is actually in heaven, and the only ones who can see him are Clown Lady and Sponge.
• Vinny gives Jesus the ladybug outfit. He likes it. Vlinny gives Vinny an NES for winning a game.
• Vinny disapproves of Alpaca and Balegdah's friendship and gives Walrus his prison uniform.
• Jack and Jill are told to say "Went up the hill" when happy. Vlinny is given the pumpkin hat.
• Donkey Kong contemplates ways of escape. Vineswole is annoyed with someone in his sleep.
• The stream ends with a promise of a duet between Vinesauce and Ralph for the next stream. Art is shown.

Episodes 31 to 35

Episode 31:Technical Malfunctions

• CD-i Link reports on Seabiscuit's new talk show, where she solved all of Jack & Jill's problems in 30 minutes.
• Vinny resets the game to an hour earlier, erasing the prior newscast.
• Banana reports on DK's brazen public restroom takeover, causing everyone to have to use the toilet. Vinny is completely flabbergasted.
• Vinny shows the chat a skeleton he bought at the Halloween Store.
• Groose is in love with Princess Peach and Two Faced. Vinny tells him to go for Two Faced. He tries to win her heart with a tulip. DK shows up to confess his love, but she rejects them both.
• Snoop Dogg wants to befriend Groose. They become friends, but Groose is still sad.
• Walrus needs help sneezing. Vinny fails to help him.
• Banana wants a new hat. Vinny promises to get her one. Hamburger feels she and Gaben have gotten friendly.
• Vinny feeds Vinesauce dessert and gives him $10. He gives Banana a yellow beret, and wonders why Balegdah is still wearing the robot costume.
• While giving Ralph the worried catchphrase "Ohhhh nooooooo", Vinny realizes Walrus changed out of his prisoner uniform.
• Ralph becomes a doorman, and Toad's pronunciation of "conch" (which was supposed to sound similar to the first syllable of "conquer", but ended up sounding more like "cock") cracks Vinny up.
• Two Faced makes a very strained pose, and Vinny spies on Alpaca in the shower.
• Vinny buys a Mystery apartment, plans to give Hamburger the Fast Food interior, and gives Waluigi, who was wearing a genie outfit at the time, a beach apartment, since you always find genies in the desert and both landforms have lots of sand. However, Vinny isn't fond of the fact that it contains a live crab.
• David Bowie expresses interest in Vinesauce. Vinny plans to send him to space. Jack & Jill get an art gallery interior.
• Vinesauce wants to propose to Balegdah! Vinny tries to help him, but fails the proposal due to various amusement park accidents, such as Scrumin' Birt causing a roller coaster crash. Vinesauce vows to try again, and is given the Mystery interior.
• Clown is hungry. Gaben had a fight, but also has a flower petal on his head.
• Lamb Chop wants a casual-looking hat and is given a bike helmet. Cling On wants a hat and is given a spooky mask.
• Snoop Dogg craves Asian food.
• Dheerse's voice cracks Vinny up during a game. She's given a mummy costume. Karl is given a mushroom to wear on his head and the catchphrase "Wierd innit?"
• Isaac gives Vinny an engagement ring, and Small Face is given a new outfit. Wario dreams that he is a pink-haired superhero with Kenny as a Fairy Companion.
• Ben Drowned dreams he has tons of hair, and Walrus is forcibly changed into his prisoner uniform.
• Clown Lady tells David Bowie that the fate of the world rests in his hands and feet. Vinny makes the song "Pizza Time" by Vinny and Ralph.
• Clown Lady dreams she's a superhero with an incredibly high-pitched voice. Art is shown.

Episode 32: Did You Say Something?

• Waluigi reports on Clown Lady rescuing Little Mac's carnation from a tree.
• Vinny buys a pumpkin shirt and food, including candy corn. Two Faced plays tennis alone.
• Lolly wants to be friends with Clown Lady. They talk about something funny.
• BonziBUDDY and Jesus have a fight. To Vinny's chagrin, they make up. He gives Jesus the catchphrase "I forgive you." and a pumpkin hat and shirt combo.
• Snoop Dogg becomes a colonel and farts twice in a row. DK ponders the nature of his existence and has a triangle in his head.
• CD-i Link needs help sneezing. Tingle asks for new clothes and gets a postman uniform. Dolan sneezes twice and requests new clothes, which is denied.
• Not much happens until Gaben loses something important to him. Vinny thinks he lost Half-Life, but it turns out he lost the entire world.
• Groose befriends Big Face and Peach gets her hair dyed blue.
• Wii Fit Trainer is given an angry catchphrase, and Kenny does not like tap water. Ralph befriends Isaac.
• Clown Lady has her hair and nose dyed bright green, becoming a skater punk.
• Sponge is sure David Bowie is his really close friend, but Vinny disagrees.
• Vinny learns that you have to feed the islanders to make them more active. Mass feedings ensue.
• Witch asks Vinny what his favorite kind of person is and is shocked when he says it's her.
• Tingle is in love with Clown Lady and Seabiscuit! He asks Clown Lady out at the park, and she accepts.
• Gaben dreams of sneezing into space and introduces Tingle to Dolan. They become friends.
• Jack and Jill are given the phrase "Kilp me." Banana is given the happy phrase "Bananoramamamama."
• Two Faced wants to propose to Walrus! Vinny is saddened but tries to help them out and mysteriously fails. The world will never know his true intentions.
• Waluigi tries to set up Groose and Hamburger. He fails. Cling On is given a mushroom hat.
• DK tries to befriend Bowser, but fails. Kenny tries and fails to befriend David Bowie.
• Alpaca takes a bath. The girls chat in the café about a legendary rock shaped like a clothespin.
• Vinny adds Skelorita to the island. He adds a second skeleton, desiring to give Skelorita a Spear Counterpart, but the second one turned out to also be a girl. He plans to evict her, but Bowser being in love puts that on hold.
• Bowser tries to ask Two Faced out. Clown also asks her out, but they're rejected. Vinny evicts the second skeleton and adds Broccoli.
• Hamburger manages to break the fourth wall again. CD-i Link sets Small Face and Cling On on a date, and they hit it off.
• The boys chat at the café about secrets, and art is shown.

Episode 33: Karl Has A Bad Day

• Vinny confirms that the baby option is turned on, but for some reason his islanders refuse to have kids.
• Seabiscuit reports on Princess Peach claiming her recent successes were due to the Power Seashell. CD-i Link isn't impressed, but Lolly is.
• Vinny buys a cracker and plans to feed it to Toad. He sees the Gamer Room and is amused at its price tag.
• Vinny feeds Wario the ruined meal. He doesn't really like it, but it fills him up. Snoop Dogg asks if his happy catchphrase "Fo schizzle" is okay, to which Vinny agrees.
• Small Face asks for a new hair color. Vinny dyes his hair white, making him look like an egg. He's given then catchphrase "Small comfort."
• Seabiscuit is given a pumpkin patch interior. Toad is fed his 50¢ cracker. He likes it, but refuses a second one and then farts.
• Karl is fed spaghetti and hates it so much he melts. Vinny is horrified and apologizes, though he wonders how anyone can hate spaghetti, especially since the real Karl ended up liking it after years of never having eaten it.
• Groose is given a suave new outfit. Vinny decides that he already dislikes Broccoli (especially his "very punchable face"), who likes to eat broccoli.
• Vinny visits Skelorita and gives Jesus a PB & J sandwich, changing him out of his pumpkin outfit.
• Karl is in love! He has feelings for Cling On. He offers her a rubber ducky if she'll date him, but is rejected. Vinny realizes he's having a horrible day. He tries to hypnotize Karl to make him feel better, but decides he can't help him.
• BonziBUDDY is given an angry catchphrase, "I'm a twatface :)". Snoop Dogg needs $72. Vinny gives it to him and speculates on what he needs it for.
• David Bowie feels he and Witch aren't on the same page, which Vinny agrees with. he feeds him cheese, and Bowie almost chokes.
• Hamburger becomes a wizard. Two Faced plays her guitar alone. Vinny is still bitter about Vinesauce not getting together with her.
• CD-i Link and Seabiscuit act romantic, but freak out when the see Vinny spying on them. Balegdah changes out of her robot costume.
• Kenny is given the phrase "Duck, I miss you." David Bowie takes a bath and sings. Dolan is given the phrase "Nice meme."
• Wario wants clothes to up his cool factor, but Vinny thinks he's already as cool as they come. Banana befriends Clown Lady and is given the phrase "Nah... nah."
• Vinny has solved 400 problems on Vineland Island! Seabiscuit awards him a silver trophy. The microphone makes her voice worse.
• Kenny runs from the Walkers on the beach. Vinesauce is given the Gamer interior. Vinny is confused at the games displayed (which are mostly NES and Famicom cartridges with illegible labels). Clown Lady is given the worried catchphrase "I love maymays."
• Gaben is given the hobby interior. Snoop Dogg is given a Scottish outfit.
• Little Mac is in love! He has feelings for Banana. He goes to confess by giving her a banana, but suddenly Karl shows up and also confesses his love! Banana chooses Mac, and Vinny realizes after the fact that Karl is Little Mac's best friend.
• Karl goes on a vacation alone to cheer himself up. Hamburger befriends Walrus. Isaac befriends DK, and the stream ends. Art is shown.

Episode 34: The Jahns

• Cling On reports on the Biscuit research team discovering the "legendary"^*Cue Vinny: "7.8, too much water?" fish Burger aghasti, which looks like a shocked Hamburger (much to Vinny's amusement). Witch has better things to do, while Skelorita already has the inside scoop.
• Vinny visits Skelorita and has this to say:
  "If you're a skeleton... the only way to get off is with a cactus."
• Broccoli is fed celery, which he hates.
• Jack & Jill's mustache prompts Vinny to ponder cop 'staches and do a stereotypical cop impression, which unintentionally sounds like Peter Griffin.
• Isaac asks for a disposable camera and takes a picture of a dark beach, naming it "Unsmiling Mother". Vinny is horrified, realizing that Isaac is self-aware.
• Sponge is given a comb-over wig, which he doesn't like, and Vinny repeatedly apologizes. Immediately after, he visits Jesus, who forgives him.
• Toad shows Vinny a funny face, which just looks like his eyes are slightly closer together.
• invoked Vinny declares that Broccoli and Banana are mortal enemies, then wants them to get together.
• Waluigi and Vineswole are given the worried catchphrases "Waaaahhhghhhghgh" and "I'm not worried", respectively. Clown, meanwhile, gets the angry phrase "Honk honk fuhker", which he pronounces "FEW-ker". After Vinny unsuccessfully changes the spelling to "fhuker", he leaves it as-is.
• Hamburger is starving, despite living in an apartment made entirely of food.
• Big Face makes friends with Bowser (likely because of their similar baritone voices). So do Gaben and Small Face, who both wear animal costumes (prompting Vinny to declare it "the beginning of a fur convention", much to his concern).
• Two Faced successfully sets up Wario with Wii Fit Trainer (whose nickname, WiiTrainer, is discovered by Vinny to be pronounced as "Wee-eye Trainer" by the game). Vinny intends to make them fight in Smash at a later date and wonders how Two Faced is able to disguise herself.
• Witch requests new clothes, which Vinny pretends not to hear. He instead gives her yakitori.
• Wii Fit Trainer goes on a beach date with Wario. Vinny provides the latter's voice for a few moments.
• Dheerse intends to confess her love to CD-i Link. It doesn't work out, unsurprisingly.
• Jesus practices his ballet, and Vinesauce gets a regular shirt (which he doesn't like, baffling Vinny) and celery (which he also doesn't like, much like Vinny).
• Vinny interrupts Ralph and Lamb Chop's dinner to feed the former, and sends the pair on vacation in Switzerland.
• Dolan dreams about Vinny staring at him while "Beans" by Nirvana plays, scaring him in the process.
• Vinny tests Jesus in Quirky Questions; he doesn't appear to think about God much (though Wii Fit Trainer and Big Face do). Meanwhile, Vinesauce is often mistaken for a meme (but not Dolan), and almost everyone (including Dolan) wants a life full of memes.
• Another round reveals that Ralph and (especially) Bonzi need Adderall (which Vinny misspells as "adderol", which, in turn, the game pronounces "uh-DERE-all") to be happy. Everyone's greatest weakness is apparently "farrt pankackes", and many of them are obsessed with micro chodes.^*Somehow, the game gets "chode" right, but pronounces "micro" as "MICK-row".
• Vinny discovers that the game's language filter catches "dirty magazines"... but not "dongs".^note Because of changes in the word filter, "dirty magazines" is no longer blocked, while Vinesauce's catchphrase, "Smeg", is, hence the need for a slightly modified QR code. Broccoli is ashamed of hiding dongs in his apartment, but not Bowser (or Cling On). Likewise, Karl is afraid of the D, and Sponge and Broccoli are good at "wank jobs mmmmmm".
• Vinny then tests Sponge, asking if the group's favorite hobby is depression. He raises his hand. Finally, Broccoli shows his dirty side and reveals that his greatest weakness is clown jobs.
• Kenny gets the happy catchphrase "Walkers!".
• Bub Skebulba is moved into town, followed shortly by the Jahns^note initially named "Jon" — three copies of the exact same (very blank-looking) Mii, intended to "introduce a little chaos." And boy, do things get chaotic. Vinny explains their name comes from an in-joke — an Italian classmate of his called everyone "Jon". (He also said "Slow it down, captain" a lot, particularly to people who attempted to tell him their real names.) Not even he knows what they're going to do.
• Big Face gets a new catchphrase, which a misspelling renders as "Big bpoty" (pronounced "Big ba-potty").
• Witch and Waluigi (as the rap duo "Smellz Like Feet") have their song "Livin' the Dream" amended into a shining example of Surreal Humor.
• Vinny ends the stream and shows some art, expecting some particularly odd pieces.

Episode 35: Everyone's Thinking of Reproduction

• Isaac reports on Vlinny's birthday; Karl and Jack & Jill are his only friends. Vinny declares it the worst birthday party ever.
• Vinny goes shopping and encounters the Jahns, one of whom is wearing a helmet. he wonders at how to differentiate between them. He feeds them all white bread and tap water, seeing if they differ. He fiddles with the pronunciation of "Jahn" before leaving it as is.
• Peach tries to set Karl up with Hamburger. She fails.
• Sponge is in love, astonishing Vinny. He's interested in both Seabiscuit and Hamburger. Vinny tells him to give Hamburger hotel toiletries, and he's rejected. Vinny lets him soak in his unhappiness for a while.
• Wario angrily punches a punching bag, having had a fight with BonziBUDDY. They make up.
• Balegdah had a fight with Big Face. They make up. DK unsuccessfully trolls Vinny during a game.
• Vinny feeds Walrus a croissant, which makes him melt. Small Face needs help sneezing. Vinny realizes Bub Skebulba and Broccoli are brothers.
• Ralph gets an ugly Christmas sweater, which he actually likes; Vinny doesn't consider this to be unlike him. Vlinny becomes Santa, but does a bad job of it. Jack & Jill are given a pleated skirt.
• A Jahn dreams of chasing after corn on the cob. Vinny realizes the Helmet Jahn doesn't like tap water, but really likes white bread.
• Alpaca finally wants to have a baby with BonziBUDDY! Vinny is overjoyed.
• Gaben runs on a treadmill, and Hamburger lets out a huge fart. Bub Skebulba does some skateboarding. All the Jahns are given the monochrome interior.
• Skelorita makes a funny face. A Jahn cooks grapes with a frying pan, making Vinny collapse with laughter. Helmet Jahn makes a hard-boiled egg with the frying pan.
• Wario and BonziBUDDY have a rap battle. Wario wins. Walrus and Bowser then have a rap battle, which Bowser wins easily.
• Banana and Dheerse have a rap battle, which Banana wins. Isaac raps against Clown Lady; Isaac wins. The final rap battle is between David Bowie and Karl. Bowie wins.
• Small Face wants to befriend Jesus. Dolan reports on a mobile transport bed, which Vinesauce demonstrates.
• Quirky Questions happen.
• Ralph and Lamb Chop have been thinking about having a baby! Vinny is excited. Helmet Jahn befriends Broccoli. The Jahns are given a song, "Jahn of the Jahngle." Vinny checks the island rankings, and art is shown.

Episodes 36 to 40

Episode 36: Commune of Children / Sloppy Seconds Brothers

• Lamb Chop calls Vinny's cell phone and informs him that they had a baby! They had a girl, Hailey, who really resembles both of her parents.
• Alpaca and BonziBUDDY had a baby too! They had a boy, named Levi, whose face is scrunched up.
• Broccoli reports on Waluigi being surrounded by a flock of sheep. Vinny takes several pictures with the babies.
• Sponge, Walrus, Two Faced, and Hamburger all hang out together and wonder why the universe is conspiring against them.
• Vinny further experiments with the Jahns and tortures a hungry Walrus by feeding him a croissant.
• Peach is given the worried catchphrase "Maaaaarrriiioooo." Vinny visits Toad and hears his own name as Vinésausage.
• Vinny thanks Jesus for the kids, and watches Waluigi taking a shower. Vlinny is given the Christmas interior, which he loves. Toad is given the sad catchphrase "OOKKKAAAAYYYGHHH."
• Clown is in love! After making Vinny laugh with his catchphrase, he reveals he's in love with Two Faced and Princess Peach. He goes for Peach. Suddenly, Groose and Karl show up and also confess their love! Peach goes with Clown.
• invokedVinny feeds Seabiscuit a red chili pepper, which is her super all-time favorite food. She's given the phrase "Look at me! kkkk." The unintentional Unfortunate Implications result in Vinny changing it to "Look at me! iuoi."
• Clown is super happy about getting Peach. Clown Lady's hair becomes pink.
• Kenny is in love with Hamburger and Big Face. Vinny tells him to go for Hamburger. Suddenly, Groose and Karl show up again. Hamburger chooses Kenny, and Vinny is in absolute hysterics. He dubs Groose and Karl "The Sloppy Seconds Brothers" and decides they'll have a song together.
• Gaben is given a new hair color, gray.
• In the uncut version, Vinny's attempt to level up Karl and give him a song hits a snag when he gives him a CD. He also changes Karl's personality to an Easygoing Dreamer. The second level up is successful.
• Groose and Karl sing their song about wanting love no matter what. Art is shown.

Episode 37: The Day Love Died

• Witch reports about Peach throwing a temper tantrum in the middle of the street, stopping traffic. The reporters think it was candy-related.
• Vinny sets the clock back so he can play with the babies. Hailey zooms around the room at lightning speed.
• Karl and DK are both in love! Vinny clicks Karl first, who is in love with Banana again. He goes to confess, and is instantly rejected. In the uncut version, Vinny is horrified to learn he tried to get with his best friend's girlfriend.
• Donkey Kong, whose best friend is now Bowser, is interested in Two Faced and Cling On. Vinny tells him to go for Two Faced at the café. She says yes.
• DK celebrates claiming Two Faced, and Vinny is both amused, proud, and unsure how much he likes Donkey Kong now.
• This sense of accomplishment promptly fades when Vinny checks on Walrus and finds that he's super-depressed. What follows is a heartbreaking montage of Walrus and Two Faced's relationship, with Vinny noting that she lives up to her name.
• Vinny silently gives Walrus a sausage, making him feel better. He gives him a nice apartment, promising to be a better friend to Walrus.
• Donkey Kong's cheeriness irks Vinny, and he subsequently remarks that the former is clearly trying to hurt him.
• Captain Jahn is thinking about the moon, which Vinny interprets as him being homesick. He feeds another Jahn tomato juice, which he doesn't really like.
• As Vinny remarks on how weird things have become in the past few days, Vinesauce, Two Faced, and Gaben all hang out in the latter's apartment. Vinny is suspicious.
• Vinny changes Jesus back into his original clothes.
• Dolan and Jack & Jill have a rap battle; the former loses. They're followed by Groose and Walrus (a pair which confuses Vinny) — after a lengthy duel, Groose slips up. Vinny wonders why he's starting to like Walrus.
• In the news, Toad reports on Broccoli Sweets — lollipops that bear Broccoli's face. Peach (who is described as a sweets enthusiast) comments that it gets old after a while.
• Vinny finally attempts to cheer up Karl... by giving him a banana. It doesn't help much.
• Vineswole dreams about meeting Vinny again 50 years in the future. His future self's face amuses Vinny, and he finds that he actually looks younger.
• Vinny attempts to dissuade the belief that he cares about Walrus, stating that he doesn't mind "Dong" sweeping her away.
• Both of the helmetless Jahns don't like tomato juice; Captain Jahn does. Meanwhile, Seabiscuit enjoys octopus and says that she enjoys hanging out with older people.
• Big Face gets a ballerina outfit, which she absolutely adores.
• CD-i Link requests a new hat, which Vinny finds is a boring request. He gives him a hideous mohawk, which he inexplicably likes.
• Vinny remarks that Bub Skebulba talks extremely slow because of his ridiculous amounts of head trauma.
• More rap battles occur — Witch wins against Lamb Chop, and Cling On wins against Ben Drowned. Somehow, Jesus loses against Dheerse.
• Bub goes walking on the beach in the dead of winter. Vinny chalks it up to his questionable state of mind, and subsequently plays with the new babies a bit more.
• As Vinny saves, he notices that Levi bears a striking similarity to Hitler. He shows some art, finding particular amusement in two GIFs of a dancing Walrus and Donkey Kong in sausage and banana costumes, respectively.

Episode 38: The Great Meme Purge of 2014

• Hailey grows up, her face causing Vinny to laugh. She moves into an apartment, and Ralph gives Vinny a scrapbook as a memento.
• Said scrapbook is actually the credits, causing Vinny to wonder if he "beat" Tomodachi Life. He remarks that he missed most of her childhood, and eventually notices that Hailey, like her mother, never opens her eyes (unless she's pooping). He wonders if hooking up Hailey and Levi (the other child) would produce a combination of their faces. (Southbird's edit splices in a scene from the end of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories after the credits.)
• Hailey moving in causes the island's population to reach 50, a development which Dolan reports on. A picture of the subsequent party features a quote from "Jahn", which prompts Vinny to wonder which of the three they mean.
• Immediately afterwards, Alpaca calls Vinny to show him a fully grown Levi. Vinny mistakenly thinks that he shares Hailey's "closed-eye syndrome", and skips the scrapbook when he discovers it isn't much different.
• Sponge and Two Faced fight: Despite the latter's efforts, they don't make up. Vinny attributes it to her recent relationship and is glad that Sponge refuses her apology.
• Sponge then visits Seabiscuit's apartment, which concerns Vinny (he thinks he's planning something).
• Dheerse is wearing a mummy costume, which Vinny claims is from "an accident." As she makes friends with Vlinny, Vinny attempts to sing "Deck the Halls" and fails completely.
• It's discovered that Sponge and Two Faced fought over a teddy bear with Kenny's visage on it. Vinny is completely baffled.
• Vinny feeds the two kids Brussels sprouts as their introductory food. Neither likes it.
• The defining moment of the episode occurs right after: Vinny finally evicts BonziBUDDY (giving him white bread as his final meal). (Southbird's edit features a Call-Back to his initial appearance in Joel's Windows XP Destruction.)
• Vinny reassures the viewers that Alpaca will be fine with her husband's departure and eventually remarry. She does. Donkey Kong asks to be friends with Vinesauce not long after, which Vinny finds incredibly suspicious. Despite this, he lets him do it.
• Immediately after, Dolan farts, which leads to the other defining moment of the episode: Dolan remarks "It would be so great if everyone on this island becomes friends," despite not having many of his own. Vinny immediately evicts him ("Friends? YOU'RE OUT!"), giggling afterwards as several Miis skip gaily in Karl's apartment.
• A Jahn wearing a helmet asks Vinny to determine what a blank screen is during a Zoom Quiz, which baffles him. It also emerges that he likes tea, and loves fried rice. Vinny then gives him a cell phone, which he claims is a communicator that can connect with the Moon.
• The other Jahns get fried rice and tea afterwards: one really likes both, and the other (Captain Jahn, whose appearance causes Vinny to realize that the previous helmet-wearing Jahn was actually #3) likes fried rice less than tea. All of them get cell phones, allowing constant connection between the trio.
• Vinny interprets Kenny's relationship with Hamburger as him "falling in love with food again", and grants the latter's request for a "plain and modest hat" with a neon wig that isn't.
• Vlinny gets a happy phrase: "zzzxzzxzzxzzzxzz". It's clearly intended to be pronounced as nonsense, but the text-to-speech tool pronounces each letter individually ("Zee-zee-zee-ecks-zee-zee-ecks..."). Vinny accepts the result anyway.
• Vinny goes shopping afterwards, buying a kaffiyeh (for Jesus) and a tweed jacket (while doing an impression of a Southern businessman). He also admires a pop star outfit.
• David Bowie, Hamburger, and Jack & Jill hold a pity party for Two Faced. Bowie tells several odd stories — one leads into Jack & Jill remarking on his spiciness, and an anecdote about "drain monsters" leads to Vinny singing the chorus of "Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)" and Jack & Jill declaring it "a classic D Bowie moment". Another segment featuring horrible jokes irritates Vinny (and prompts Southbird to drop another Bonzi Call-Back).
• Vinny gets CORAL and a purple baseball uniform ("perfect for Bonzi") from a Mystery Bag.
• As for Mii News, Groose reports on "Burger Pizza Massage" — wherein practitioners (like Hamburger, for whom it was named) use pizza to hit certain pressure points on customers (like Banana, completing the food trifecta). Vinny is highly amused.
• The islanders chat about David Bowie's search for a lump of coal and the Cheeseburger Fair being packed up by the time Lamb Chop got there. Two Faced is still sad.
• Vinny feeds Walrus a banana and a butter cookie. He feeds a butter cookie to Vinesauce, causing him to almost choke! Vinny is confused about how anyone could hate butter cookies.
• Alapaca happily rolls on the floor, then invites Walrus to her apartment. Vinny thinks that they'll eventually hook up.
• After farting, Wii Fit Trainer is given new clothes. Vinny realizes that, after hanging out with Wario, she learned how to fart.
• Broccoli wants to eat a banana. Captain Jahn is given the happy phrase 'Slow it down jan."
• Vinny decides to cheer Two Faced up by hypnotizing her. It barely works, so he gives her a bath and a sewing machine. She makes a designer label forest maiden outfit.
• Vinny visits Hailey and gives Isaac an ice cream hat to wear on his head. Groose asks for confirmation on whether "soisoisoisoisoi" is a good sad catchphrase. Vinny changes it to "swahswahswahswah."
• Jack and Jill ask for clothes to wear to work and are given a pop star outfit.
• Snoop Dogg is in love with Alpaca! When he goes to confess, Walrus and Sponge interrupt! Less than an hour after BonziBUDDY's deletion, and an episode after Two Faced left for DK, Alpaca chooses Walrus. Vinny, who previously mentioned expecting this to happen, approves of it, and is bewildered at how fast the two managed to rebound.
• Vinny checks on Waluigi and Witch at their home. Vinny notes that they still haven't had a baby. Waluigi gets a purple baseball uniform.
• Snoop is depressed due to his failure to getting Alpaca's love. Groose, Ben Drowned, and Waluigi try to cheer him up, but their efforts are wasted.
• Meanwhile, Sponge is so used to being sad that he isn't even upset that he got denied, instead going for a run in the cold. Vinny thinks he's up to something.
• At Quirky Questions, Vinny asks questions about Alpaca and Walrus, the Jahns and their emotions, and other side things.
• Jesus gets a kaffiyeh hat, which doesn't fit him very well. Tingle and Clown Lady go on a date at the amusement park. Sponge catches a cold, probably because he was running around in the freezing weather.
• The infamous Undead Rider, AKA the Mad Ghoulish Cunt, better known as "Ghoul Cunt/Cont", is added to the island. He has a very bored-sounding voice, and is overall slow and inexpressive. Despite this, he enjoys being creative and imaginative.
• Skelorita is given ram horns as a hat. Ghoul Cont eats Brussels sprouts, and likes them. Vinny wants him and Skelorita to get together.
• With that, Vinny ends one of them most eventful streams of the series, and makes a comment about Bonzi and Dolan, clarifying that they're still alive, and that they've just been moved away. He's telling the truth. An art showcase closes the episode.

Episode 39: Elf Army

• Vinny (who's streaming on Christmas day) notices the Christmas-themed music and briefly ponders if the islanders have been "good little Tomodachis".
• Gaben reports on Wario's 41st birthday. Vinny is baffled by his age and remarks on the islanders singing in unison. Two Faced wants some cake, while Banana hopes it's a great year for him.
• Vinny somehow receives an apartment design in a Mystery Bag, which he declares is evidence for why the game is better than real life.
• Witch (with a Santa dress on) greets Vinny at the clothing store with "Season's greetings!"
• Wario is given a corn dog for his birthday, which he likes. Right before that, Vinny realizes that his birthday is on Christmas.
• Gaben, who's under the weather, cancels Half-Life 3. Meanwhile, Isaac makes a funny face (which Vinny compares to Kim Jong-un). Bowser receives a motorcycle helmet.
• CD-i Link, Ben Drowned, and Tingle all receive green elf outfits, which look similar to Link's hat and tunic in the actual Zelda games. Bizarrely, Tingle doesn't like it, but the other two do. Vinny reveals that Vlinny's Santa costume allows him to control anyone with an elf outfit, including those three.
• Balegdah attempts to set up Groose and Big Face. It doesn't work out.
• Vinny wonders what Broccoli does to contribute to society, concluding that all his does is take food.
• Jesus (who's also having a birthday, of course) is informed that Satan will also be added to the island soon. He gets a trilby, which he (unsurprisingly) doesn't like.
• Peach asks to be friends with Bowser, confusing Vinny. She manages to do so.
• Vinny finds that Ghoul Cont is the strongest person in town, Vinesauce the most popular (with Alpaca the fourth most), Walrus and Lamb Chop the most charming boy and girl in town (with Snoop Dogg being the least attractive boy). Meanwhile, Walrus is noticeably more pampered than before.
• Karl dreams about being a bobblehead figure.
• Banana is quite literally burning mad, having had a huge fight with Big Face. Vinesauce manages to get them to make up, and Vinny declares himself "the fucking United Nations... with a better success rate".
• Lamb Chop is thinking of having another baby, which utterly baffles Vinny.
• Vinny saves, with the accompanying animation being Jesus rolling. He shows some art, the highlight being a Christmas card from Dolan and Bonzi ("Merry Christmas, You Bastard!").

Episode 40: Dump the Chump

• 2015 kicks off with Lamb Chop and Ralph's second baby, Jaxon, being born. He looks hideous. Vinny is especially freaked out by his nose and mouth.
• Vinny attempts to take care of Jaxon, but he fails spectacularly, with Ralph taking the baby away from him after he shakes him too hard. Southbird's edits work to makes Jaxon into as much of an Eldritch Abomination as possible by causing his name to be said in a deep, distorted voice whenever it is spoken, among other abnormalities.
• After fleeing from Jaxon, Vinny checks on Alpaca and tries to help her make amends with Little Mac. Unfortunately, she loses this round, revealing that she and Mac were fighting over a stretchy can of macadamia nuts, which Vinny confuses for baked beans. Vinny finds it absurd.
• Clown Lady invites Dheerse and Lolly over, proving herself to be quite a party clown. Vineswole gets a black suit to cover his rippling muscles (apparently making him look like a beat poet), but he isn't too fond of it.
• Two Faced is given food to eat, but she doesn't want it. She doesn't think she and Karl are very compatible (Vinny agrees), and she has crumbs near her (fake) right mouth, which Vinny clears away.
• While hanging out with CD-i Link, Jesus discovers the true meaning of life: Forgiveness. Vinny agrees.
• Vinny visits Hailey and gives her a hospital apartment. She isn't too fond of it, but that doesn't matter; Vinny wants her to be a doctor when she grows up, and that's that. To speed the process up, Vinny uses an Age-o-matic for the first time, aging her to adulthood in seconds and making her taller. She enjoys adulthood in a unique way.
• Levi also gets some Age-o-matic spray, skipping him past the struggles of puberty and allowing him to have relationships with other islanders (remember, the only other kid on the island is Ben Drowned). He also enjoys adulthood (with the SB Edit inserting a poster of his father into the montage). Vinny notes on how silly the game is, and turns Levi into a lowly office worker.
• After Waluigi rudely leaves Vinny when he tries to solve a problem for him, Vinny uses another item he hasn't used: The Kid-o-matic. His target is Bub Skebulba. Bub uses the spray, and is aged down to a toddler that has a huge head with a tiny body. He attempts to enjoy life as a kid, with Vinny commenting over it.
• Vinny still thinks that Sponge is plotting a coup against him. Apparently, he wants to "become the real look-alike of the town", which could be a case of Kill and Replace.
• David Bowie is planning on writing a song about pirates, according to Vinny. To help inspire himself, he gets a pirate-themed costume and interior.
• Hamburger wants to be treated extra well by Vinny, hoping the other islanders will be jealous of her. To knock her down a peg, Vinny feeds her cheese, causing her to melt.
• Karl is in love again. He wants to try again with Princess Peach. To do this, he uses the wonderfully poetic line shown below. Bowser also comes by to confess his love (Groose is absent, suggesting that he may have matured since his last few failures). Peach rejects them both.
  "U wot mate? Dump the chump and wank the Manc. Please..."
• After leaving Karl to his self-induced depression, Vinny discovers that Vinesauce and Balegdah had a fight. He helps them make up, but he admits that he should've just ignored them.
• CD-i Link makes the first news report of 2015, talking about a snowglobe appreciation day being celebrated once a month.
• Despite learning about forgiveness, Vinny still adds Satan himself to the island. He checks on him after a brief look at Kenny and Hamburger, and gives him a rock club interior.
• Vinny does some Quirky Questions, asking various random questions. As it turns out, Jesus loves Satan, which Vinny lets slide because he forgives everyone. This forgiveness also causes him to think of Donkey Kong (which Vinny misspells as "Dongley Knog") as an equal, while everyone else (including Two Faced) thinks they're better than him. Jesus really is a nice guy after all.
• Vinny narrowly avoids making "Dongley Knog" a meme, and, for some reason, does an impression of Captain Picard when he visits Captain Jahn.
• In Banana's dream, the islanders worship a crystal. Jesus won't be happy to learn this.
• Vinny adds Pinkle (who has a bizarre resemblance to a viewer's mom) to the island, and gives her a "Redfurt" hat to go with her bikini. The Southbird version cuts out the voting session that was used to decide which submitted Pinkle Mii would be used.
• After giving Vineswole the sad catchphrase "No gains", Vinny saves and checks the art. Somehow, Jaxon's name gets distorted even during the showcase.

Episodes 41 to 45 and Corruption Episode

Episode 41: Canned Food and Space Monkies

• Jaxon grows up, gaining a huge nose that's bigger than his mouth. Vinny makes him be a traveler who'll say "My face hurts :)" when meeting new people. Vinny serenades him as he goes.
• Clown Lady reports on Hailey sending in a video of red velvet cake hoping to make some friends. Cling On and Hamburger aren't impressed.
• Vinesauce is sick, and Vinny blames it on the Chef Boyardee he ate on the previous day's stream. He gives Vinesauce some medicine to make him better.
• While checking the apartments, Vinny sees Hamburger and Gaben in an intense fight. It takes him a while (Southbird inserts a Chef Boyardee can at one point), but he eventually calms her down. The two make up easily.
• DK is also angry, this time at Wii Fit Trainer. A simple banana calms him down, and they make up.
• Vinny tells the viewers that "Jahn"^note Actually spelled "jan" and pronounced "yahn" means "person" and is something of a title in the Toki Pona language (which was constructed, like Esperanto), with Southbird providing a bit more context about it.
• Vinny once again buys a boatload of red chili peppers. All three Jahns hate them.
• After giving Banana a new hat, Vinny visits an unhappy Sponge and gives him some herring. He proceeds to rocket into space because he loves it so much. Bonzi also makes a cameo in space in the SB Edit.
• Levi befriends Clown. Vinny notes how much Levi looks like Hitler, and is worried he'll become a dictator eventually.
• Ghoul Cont gets a Gothic interior. Vinny says that he sounds so bored and depressed, and that Sponge sounds more excited.
• Clown Lady gets a happy catchphrase, and Vinny tells the viewers that somebody told him that they had a dream wherein Vinny curbstomped a dog. The person advised that Vinny stay away from dogs for a while.
• Vinny tries to see if Snoop Dogg likes waffles or pancakes better. He loves waffles, but pancakes make him melt.
• Satan becomes a dumb-looking wizard. A Jahn becomes friends with Isaac, and Vinny is worried, because Isaac is a game-breaker and the Jahns may want his powers.
• Vinny watches Ben Drowned dream of sea monsters, and refuses to give him new clothes. Karl has moved on since the rejection last episode. Vinny immediately ruins his good mood by giving him spaghetti again, possibly by accident.
• Waluigi and DK ride a roller coaster. Wii Fit Trainer and Wario attempt to use a computer.
• Skelorita gets a white superhero costume. Vinny takes this to mean the she's become a fangirl of the Jahns, and gives her their music CD.
• Two Faced shows Hailey how to apply makeup properly. Vinny hopes that her more... negative qualities don't rub off onto Hailey.
• Heaven and Hell, a band consisting of Isaac, Jesus, and Satan, performs the Metal song "Ticket to Hell". Isaac sings about his encounters with the other two band members.
• Gaben is interested in Snoop Dogg, but Vinny tells him to avoid approaching Snoop in his dog suit.
• Cling On gets some sporty clothes. Vinny is tired of the mask she has, and gives her an apple barrette to replace it.
• CD-i Link gets the catchphrase "Sure is boring." He then decides that "Well excuuuse me" would be a better fit for that emotion, despite that being the catchphrase of a completely different incarnation of Link.
• Satan gets a frying pan, and cooks up some split-pea soup. Broccoli befriends Tingle, which is rather expected by Vinny. Groose gets a fresh business suit.
• In the rankings: Toad has the most vitality, Ghoul Cont has the least, and the three Jahns are tied. Vinny and Walrus are both very popular, and at least one of the Jahns is very outgoing. Walrus is still the most charming boy (Vinny still shows a bit of resentment for this), and Karl, the romance failure he is, has a rating of -35. Two Faced and Lamb Chop are tied for most charming girl, and Pinkle and Skelorita are at the bottom. Vinesauce and Witch are the most pampered, with Dheerse being the least. Vinesauce has had over $3 million spent on him, while Toad is at $5.60, and Broccoli, the only one close one to him in the rankings, has $9 more.
• Vinny saves and checks art. Highlights are when Vinny sees a picture of Pretzel and wonders who the heck he is^note Vinny was asked to draw a pretzel in Game & Wario, but ended up scribbling with his eyes closed instead. He thought the result looked like a Mario Brother running while crying, but it was up to fan art to be more specific than that., and an... interesting picture of Cling On, which Vinny tries to avoid commenting on (Southbird inserts another space Bonzi here).

Episode 42: Didn't Even Show Up

• A Jahn reports on Seabiscuit's new sandwich-scented shampoo.
• Vinesauce is having a feud with Karl, of all people. Vinny helps them make up, and wonders how anyone could hate Karl.
• Toad donates to the Vineland Island fund, despite never getting anything back from it. With the donation money, Vinny buys a dinosaur suit.
• Vinny notes that he doesn't want to keep adding islanders at this point due to there being so many of them. He actually considers removing some.
• Clown has a fight with Gaben. They don't make up, and Vinny discovers that these mature adults were fighting over a teddy bear, which is called Mr. Bear despite having Peach's face. Vinny refuses to help Clown cheer up.
• Dheerse is still stuck in her mummy costume, and doesn't have much else going for her. After hearing her impression of Walrus, Vinny leaves and stumbles upon Witch's exercise session with her friends.
• Bowser (wearing a full dinosaur suit) and Peach are somehow able to hang out without any danger of a kidnapping occurring. Karl gives Vinny a smelly sock as a prize, and Vinny thinks that that's why Vinesauce was fighting with him.
• Two Faced wants something weird to wear on her head, but Vinny gives her the dinosaur costume instead. She likes it anyway. After leaving her, Vinny actively expresses sympathy for Walrus for having to deal with Two Faced. Looks like Vinny really has turned around his opinion of him.
• Despite earlier concerns, Vinny adds more islanders. Pretzel, Sponge's brother, is added, and Gordon Ramsay also makes an appearance.
• Little Mac wants to propose to Banana. He puts on a boxing outfit and goes to the restaurant with her. During the minigame, Banana's mind wanders a lot, thinking of Walrus a few times and commenting on Karl's love of desserts at one point.
• Mac still manages to pop the question, and Banana says yes. At the wedding, Vinesauce, Big Face, Ben, Karl, Peach, Waluigi, Seabiscuit, and Bowser are there, and Vinny hopes Mac has a good future. Back in Mac's apartment, Vinny is worried that Karl, who is Mac's best friend, may get into some drama due to Banana thinking about him.
• Vinny checks on Pretzel for the first time. Vinny already thinks Pretzel is a terrible islander, and while he may have warmed up to Sponge, the same will not happen to Pretzel. Unless a hypothetical new Mario brother, which Vinny dubs "Poptart", moves in, Pretzel will always be the worst. Unfortunately for Vinny, Poptart becomes a (thankfully fan art-only) character almost immediately afterwards.
• Gordon Ramsay is visited next, and Vinny has fun doing an impression of him. He's a bit odd, because he likes the non-sophisticated instant noodles, and when he is given a frying pan to cook, he makes a brownie. Vinny is intrigued.
• Two Faced still wants something weird for her head. Vinny decides to give her a comb-over wig, effectively making her bald and, combined with the dinosaur suit, not attractive at all. Vinny laughs maniacally at this.
• Sponge finally is in love, but he's split between Clown Lady and Alpaca. Vinny (mistakenly thinking that Clown Lady is single) decides to flip a coin to decide who to send him after. The coin decides Alpaca is the right one, and Vinny sends Sponge to the tower.
• However, Alpaca, content with Walrus and already having a history of failed relationships, flat-out refuses to show up. Sponge's depression is at critical levels, but Vinny can't help him.
• Vinny checks on Satan (giving him the worried catchphrase "Cthulu Ftaghen") and Broccoli (giving him the angry catchphrase "Eat me"). He needs to go, so the episode ends without any art being shown.

Episode 43: You're a Potato, Two Faced!

• Vinny comments on how much the stream loves Cling On now.
• Pinkle reports on Ralph entering an eating contest, but failed when he had only one bite left. Vinny isn't surprised.
• Gaben, who had fought with Clown before, re-befriends him. Vinny can't remember when they fought in the first place.
• Peach does an impression of Donkey Kong. Vinny gives her a fairy costume, which she really likes. Unable to think of anything to do with her, Vinny dyes her hair white. After leaving her apartment, Peach does ballet with Bowser, confusing Vinny.
• Sponge wants new clothes. Vinny doesn't want to remove his iconic look, so he gives him something nearly identical. He doesn't like it.
• Jesus, wearing his ladybug outfit, is fighting with Balegdah. So much for the "Prince of Forgiveness™". Vinny helps them make up (admitting that he didn't want them to do so), and gives Jesus a purple wizard costume, to contrast with Satan's black one.
• Broccoli wants a Jahn and Jack & Jill to get together. Vinny agrees, and so the two hang out for the day while Broccoli creepily stalks them. They don't get together, but Vinny tells the Jahn that they'd be a perfect match.
• Banana is cooking at her house while Mac reads something and talks to her. Vinny takes this as a sign that the two won't last long as a couple. Meanwhile, Waluigi is helping Witch cook, and Vinny expresses his approval.
• Vinny gives Pretzel a punching bag. Vinny is actually slightly more fond of Pretzel after the fans tried to force Poptart as a character, but can't fully like him until he gets a personality. Vinny interprets his usage of the punching bag as a sign that he absorbs anger, not unlike how his brother absorbs sadness. Much later in the series, Vinny ends up concluding that he's indifferent to everything.
• Vinesauce is being lovey-dovey with Balegdah while wearing a punk rocker outfit and a party hat. Vinny calls this a "Jabroni Outfit" (Southbird tacks a trademark sign onto it).
• The new and improved (read: ugly) Two Faced rolls around in her apartment. Vinny snarks at her appearance.
• Gordon Ramsay is cooking again. With a frying pan, he makes... fancy lemonade. Master chef, everyone. He gets the catchphrase "It's fukking raw", and likes caviar better than instant noodles.
• Vinny does his Pinkle voice while feeding her beans. Levi may not actually have a job.
• Jahn #2 wants to befriend Two Faced. Vinny is worried for him, but they seem to get along fine. Tingle is ready to play baseball again. Vinny thinks Wario and Ben Drowned shouldn't hang out together.
• In a dream, Jesus tells Dheerse a lie about midnight snacks, and she falls for it. In real life, Jesus farts while hanging out with Walrus, and Vinny treats it as a momentous occasion, noting the exact time and details.
• Hamburger is interested in Gordon Ramsay. Vinny thinks he'll only like her if she's a perfect hamburger, and feeds her the ingredients to make her that; a mushroom, some prosciutto, and a slice of white bread.
• Hailey has Two Faced and Vineswole become friends with each other. Vinny imagines Vineswole stealing Two Faced from DK.
• Vinny thinks that Bowie uses Sponge's sadness as inspiration for emotional music, and that's why they're best friends.
• Clown Lady checks with Vinny to see if "Honk Houiohnnkk" is a good happy catchphrase. Vinny says he's often surprised when an islander uses a catchphrase he picked for them (Southbird brings up Cling On's catchphrase, "Honor Thru Blood")
• Big Face introduces Groose to Wii Fit Trainer. Despite Groose apparently being lost on love (the topic of discussion), he still manages to befriend her.
• Jahn #2 had a fight with Two Faced, whom he befriended just this episode. Seems that Two Faced can anger people that easily nowadays. He gets the catchphrase "Slow it down", and goes to make up with Two Faced. She immediately rejects the apology.
• Vinny calls Two Faced out for being such an asshole recently, and suspects her relationship with Walrus may have had something to do with it. In the flashback of their fight, Jahn #2 calls Two Faced a potato, which confuses Two Faced. Looks like he hasn't gotten a hold of common insults yet.
• Waluigi's eyes are very messed up due to makeup. Vinny compares it to a child messing with their mom's makeup kit.
• In Quirky Questions, Clown Lady (and Lamb Chop, for some reason) needs Tingle to be happy, nobody wants a life full of of Two Faced, several islanders hide "dildats" in their apartments, Sponge is eager about wanting sadness but doesn't need it to be happy, Clown Lady and Pinkle are devoted to the darkness, Jack & Jill and DK are often mistaken for God, Jesus often thinks about resurrection and may have interest in sin, Vinesauce is often mistaken for a pirate, Bowie would rather be singing, and DK can't stand Two Faced for some reason.
• At Judgement Bay, many more islanders prefers Walrus to "Dong" (Cling On's catchphrase finally appears), and only three islanders prefer Satan to Jesus; Isaac, a Jahn, and Pinkle (yes, Satan prefers Jesus, and so does DK, whom Vinny previously decided was a Satanist). More islanders prefer Elvis to The Beatles (Vinesauce isn't in the latter group), like pee better than poo (Kenny decides this is a perfect time to remind Vinny of his son), and think oranges are better that apples. Then, Vinny asks if blowjobs or handjobs are better, and only three choose handjobs: Isaac, a Jahn, and Pinkle, the Satan supporters from earlier. Vinny then checks on the popularity of several Roguelikes he's played (Delver wins, but Vinny agrees with Walrus that's it's all the same), and sees that the first Jahn is the most popular.
• Isaac gets ram horns, and Big Face makes Vinny laugh with her "Big bpoty" catchphrase.
• A song session is held, but the only footage Southbird highlights is some of Cling On's dancing during "Right Em' In the Wrong Hole".
• Vinny still isn't over Christmas, but he does want new clothes. He gets a Viking outfit and a winter-themed apartment.
• Vinny ends the stream. Southbird highlights one last thing in the video, from when Vinny thinks about what an hour-long highlight video of the series would look like. Southbird is up to the challenge.

Episode -2147483648: ÄSlw b (Collection Corruptions Episode)^note Also worth seeing: Vinny's own condensation

• In another normal day on Vineland Island, we see... the screen waving and transitioning to static? As it turns out, this episode does not focus on the normal Vineland Island, but instead on a very similar island (whose name is unknown) in a dimension that's much more pixelated. The main difference? This island isn't exactly stable.^note For those confused about this episode: This isn't actually an episode of the Tomodachi Life series. Rather, these highlights came from a stream of Tomodachi Collection, during which Vinny corrupted the game (basically messing with the game's coding for interesting results). However, since it uses many islanders from the main streams, Southbird counted it as an actual episode, and it's since been considered a part of the main series canon, especially after Vineschnoz ended up in the main Tomodachi Life streams.
• Vinny acts pretty casual on this new island, taking note of a plane before going to the apartments. He leafs through some of them, seeing Vinesauce, Bonzi (who was exiled here), Satan, Clown, and Seabiscuit. All of them, even the sleeping Vinesauce, are having problems with malfunctioning limbs.
• Vinny checks on Seabiscuit, whose body seems to be fragmented. Somehow, her voice is even worse here, the the point of being completely unintelligible (in part because everyone on this island speaks Japanese). She is fed a turban shell, and thanks Vinny with an "ONAKA" and some corrupted text.
• Sponge is also here. His voice is also pretty terrible, but he looks fine otherwise. He is fed eggplant, but doesn't like it.
• Waluigi is also having problems with keeping his body parts in the right places. His voice gets Vinny to laugh. He gives Waluigi a job ticket, and he becomes an inventor with it, with a note saying "Thank yPu" to Vinny.
• Seabiscuit's head is now on the floor. She can still talk just fine, however, and she asks Vinny to help scratch her back. He fails by scratching the carpet instead. She's still able to eat steak without a head, but her stomach is now where her legs and head are. Vinny doesn't think much of it.
• Witch, also a resident here, has her entire room covered in a spiderweb-like structure. Vinny tries to web her dream, but fails. Clown says something unintelligible while Vinny is looking at his apartment.
• A bit of an odd thing about this place: If many islanders here are alternate versions of the ones back on the normal Vineland Island, then why are Bonzi and Dolan (who haven't been pointed out in the SB Edit yet) here? Vinny answers this by saying that these aren't alternate versions of Bonzi and Dolan; the ones here are the ones originally from Vineland, sent here after they were evicted.
• At this island's version of Judgment Bay, Vinny asks if the islanders prefer "pee pee" or "poopy". Most of the islanders (including Jesus) prefer the former.
• Checking out the Quirky Questions substitute, Vinny notes that Vinesauce (the question asker) is wearing Sailor Fuku, and isn't too happy about that. He asks Sponge, Walrus, and Witch several bizarre questions (it turns out that Sponge is magic and he likes to "spelonge"), all while their limbs flail around uncontrollably. The second session is Jabba (a pug from Vinny's previous corruption of Nintendogs, now who now has a Mii here) asking Jesus, Waluigi, and Two Faced more weird questions.
• Among the other new islanders here is a Vinny clone whose only noticeable differences are a huge nose and a baseball uniform, known as Vineschnoz. Vinny is confused by him, and when he tries giving him a fan, the game (which is being run on an emulator) crashes.
• Rebooting the game, Vinny checks on Two Faced, who is dreaming about echoes, espressing interest in being a pro surfer. It's worth noting that she's married to Vinesauce in this place. Guess it really is an alternate dimension.
• After exiting Two Faced's dream, Vinny reads from the chat that Vineschnoz was a professional baseball player, but quit because he hated his fans, to the point of despising the word "fan" itself. Vinny accepts this as a reason for why he crashed the game when "fan" was briefly mentioned to him.
• Jesus is changing from a floating head to a headless body (which ends up looking vaguely like Glover) in a black void as Vinny is speaking for him. He wonders if he and Jahnette (a female Jahn on the island) are compatible. Vinny agrees.
• The island gets a news announcement. Vineschnoz, the reporter, expresses that they've got "hot news". This news? Something about "Rank!", "DESU", and "MASU". Vinny is confused, but then another news report starts. This time, Vineschnoz is covered up by a wall of pure glitch, and talks about "ÄSlw b".
• Vinny looks through the islanders to give one a job, all while they're being terribly corrupted and Vinny is making weird sounds. He ends up making Vinesauce a teacher and Jesus an inventor.
• Vineschnoz has got more hot news. This time, he talks about ents and ÄSlw b, while an unrelated picture of Vinesauce at a festival is displayed. He then tells the exact same report immediately after. Vinny is in hysterics.
• Vinny checks the compability tester. Despite being married, Vinesauce and Two Faced aren't compatible.
• In another corrupting of the island, everyone has one buff arm. This is called "Masturbation Island", but only in the full stream.
• Sponge breathes out "square asses" as he sleeps, while Dolan walks around in the void.
• The island is corrupted again, making everyone heads floating in a void. Lamb Chop looks absolutely horrifying, Dolan is blue, and Clown's face is glitching out.
• Sponge tries to sleep, but his body freaks out while her tries to do so. Lamb Chop becomes even more messed up, but she turns back to "normal" after being visited.
• Vinny visits his Mii, and puts him in a fleece jacket to get him out of the schoolgirl outfit. Vineschnoz reports again, this time about a missing piece of blue cheese belonging to Jesus. It's actually intelligible this time, and includes interviews: Walrus thinks it would be a good story to talk about tomorrow, while Dolan is wondering why he's being told this.
• Seabiscuit looks a little odd (and is farting), but Vinny freezes the game when he tires to check up on her. Clown gets a knife-like protrusion growing from his chest. He's alert, though, so everything's fine.
• Satan wants to be Jesus's friend, and Vinny officially claims that this is an alternate reality because of that. We don't get to see if they get along, though, because the game crashes again.
• Lamb Chop's body is distorting. Vinny tries giving her some things, but everything he gives her turns into a plate of food, which she pockets instead of eating. Walrus is having a breakdown on the floor of his apartment.
• The island itself is being torn apart. Vinny checks out the Quirky Questions substitute, and not only are the questions distorted this time, just about all the dialogue is replaced with the sound of "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN". Vinny finds it hilarious. During the two sessions of nonsense he does, Sponge and Two Faced ramble during their last questions, and Clown has a knife for some reason.
• The next corruption has everyone's bodies stretch downwards or upwards, either making them walking legs or extremely tall.
• To end the insanity, Vinny lets Vineschnoz perform a song, "BABY♥". Unfortunately, he cannot speak English properly, so it is gibberish. Alpaca caps it off with a "MEME RAP". It is only slightly more intelligible. Some particularly abstract art is added afterwards by Southbird. (Meanwhile, Vinny's official condensed version included another song from Vineschnoz as The Stinger, which is similarly incomprehensible but appears to imply that he got a blowjob from Dolan on his birthday.)

Episode 44: Surrounded By Sadness

• Broccoli reports on Lamb Chop's pickles massage. Hailey feels she can be crazier than that, and Balegdah plans to blog about it.
• Vinny buys a football uniform and sees Witch rap against Bowser in a rap battle. Bowser wins easily, and Vinny jokes about how the Mario cartoons tended to joke about King Koopa's stench.
• Vinny gets pizza in a mystery box and buys tons of it. Vinesauce likes it a little and Ralph likes it a lot.
• Lamb Chop requests a disposable camera and takes a picture of a seagull. She calls the photo "Surrounded by Sadness," completely baffling Vinny. Southbird's edit ties it in with an angry fan who quit the stream once Dolan was evicted, saying the seagull was that fan.
• Banana is given the mad catchphrase "Bananot happy." Skelorita is given the happy catchprase "Rattle me bones."
• When giving Pretzel popcorn, Vinny jokes that Popcorn is another new Mario brother. Southbird mostly skips over the Popcorn art (it's not clear whether this was intentional or not, but the pieces can be seen briefly). Vlinny waits and plots.
• Gaben takes a bath, losing his hair dye. Two Faced requests sporty clothes and is given the football uniform. CD-i Link wants a new hat and is given a hood.
• Gordon Ramsay is given a frying pan and actually cooks something normal, paella. Vinny feeds it to him and he likes it. He beats the crud out of a punching bag.
• Toad is hungry and is given a butter cookie. One of the Jahns wants to befriend Karl and succeeds.
• Satan wants a new hat and is given horns to wear behind his eyebrow horns. Vinny wonders at Sponge's connections with famous people, while Waluigi tries to befriend Gordon Ramsay. Wii Fit Trainer is given the happy catchphrase "work those glute."
• Seabiscuit and Vinesauce have a rap battle. Vinesauce wins.
• Jesus and Toad have a rap battle. Jesus loses. Pretzel than easily beats Small Face in a rap battle. Walrus beats Hamburger in a rap battle, and Pinkle bets Jack & Jill in a battle. Clown Lady beats Donkey Kong during one round, and Jack & Jill defeat Sponge in another
• Hamburger and Karl are so angry at each other they're on fire! Vinny removes a leaf on Karl's head.
• Vinny, as Jesus, speculates on how everything weird on the island is like a drug trip. This ends when he feeds Jesus gingerbread cake, making him melt.
• Vlinny is given a UFO hat and a cell phone to communicate with the Jahns. Vinny watches Karl and Hamburger fight some more.
• Cling On reports on the "I Love Me" contest. Lamb Chop won and Witch came in second. Gordon Ramsay thought everyone knew about that, while Hamburer agrees with it.
• Vinesauce tries to help Hamburger and Karl make up. He succeeds.
• A round of Quirky Questions is held, and art is shown to close the stream.

Episode 45: Go Fly A Kite

• Levi reports on self-proclaimed Olympian deity Gordon Ramsay falling from the sky.
• Vinny finds a leather trench coat for sale, remarking that "it's either Matrix or Columbine, take your pick." He finds Walrus angrily punching his bag, having had a fight with the Wii Fit Trainer. A chat member declares that "he talked shit, and therefore he did not get fit," which Vinny agrees with. Despite his best efforts, Walrus is almost immediately rebuffed by her. Vinny then sees that they fought over a Cling On teddy bear.
• Vinny guesses that most of the islanders will be angry because he hasn't checked in for a while. Cling On requests a warm hat, which she doesn't like.
• Toad is refused new clothes, but he does get a cracker (his first "meal" in a few months). He rolls around on the floor in glee afterwards.
• Levi wonders if Bub Skebulba would make a good friend, causing Vinny to remark that, due to his Kid-o-matic-induced antics, the latter is now younger than the former (who was born in the latter's lifetime).
• Waluigi gets a hat that covers his eyes almost completely. He absolutely loves it.
• Vinny visits Pretzel, remarking on his nice apartment. The latter says his catchphrase ("Mullets rule!"), confusing Vinny. He then says that he's a people watcher, further implying that he's shy. Vinny interprets him as a voyeur ("...he stares at people... and then he stares at his own genitalia...") and mentions Schnitzel (Pretzel's Evil Counterpart), getting slightly pissed at himself for doing so (presumably because he fears he'll eventually become an islander).
• Vinny replaces Vinesauce's party hat with a trilby, which he loves (even if Vinny himself doesn't).
• Two Faced (in a football uniform) looks at herself in the mirror and then changes into her "classic" outfit, which Vinny interprets as her trying to give herself a Rousing Speech and subsequently giving up.
• David Bowie is experiencing writer's block on his new pirate album.
• Kenny manages to derail Vinny's train of thought with his catchphrase ("Duck, I miss you"). He gets some meat and potato stew for sustenance, and subsequently some cotton candy. He then shivers badly afterwards, which Vinny finds extremely sad.
• Vinny has a moment of realization:
  "Guys... I'm feeding a hamburger an octopus. The hamburger — who is in love with Kenny, from The Walking Dead video game..."
• Pretzel makes his first friend — Ghoul Cont. As a present, Vinny eventually tells him to "Go fly a kite."
• Cling On and Small face work out together, and Vinny finds that Pretzel actually flew a kite, which causes Vinny to soften up a bit towards him, because he listens. Jesus wanders the snowy park, brooding on life.
• Vinesauce gets a sad catchphrase: "Good." Vinny remarks on how he somehow became "slightly synonymous" with the phrase, which baffles him.
• Dheerse greets Vinny while still wearing her mummy costume. He gives her a judge wig, which causes Vinny to remark that she resembles a Norse god with it on.
• Little Mac does a spot-on impression of Seabiscuit, which doesn't earn him any favor with Vinny.
• Donkey Kong attempts to set Jesus up with Jack & Jill. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work out (though the latter is still somewhat interested). Vinny proceeds to insult DK.
• Clown Job (the two clown characters' pop duo) perform their song "Clowning Around".
• Vinny picks a ladybug off Dheerse's face and gives her normal clothes afterwards.
• Captain Jahn is summoned to the roof by a badly disguised Ben Drowned, who gives him a piece of paper with his destiny written on it. Vinny is pissed by The Unreveal and finds that he doesn't like to open up to people.
• "I'm not happy," Sponge declares to Bowie (who is shivering badly).
• Vinny has to leave, so he ends the stream there and shows some fan art (including, to his dismay, Grunge and Schnitzel).

Episodes 46 to 50

Episode 46: The Unity of Alpaca and Walrus

• Waluigi reports on Little Mac's 30th birthday, which Vinny regards as the worst party ever.
• Vinny sees a whole bunch of alien suits and buys three of them. Clown has a fight with Kenny. They make up.
• Vinesauce needs new clothes and is given a beanie and a rainbow shirt. Cornflakes make him go into space!
• Cling On and Small Face (who were actually dating at the time) have a huge fight, leaving them on fire! Vinny can't do anything to help them yet.
• David Bowie gets the happy catchphrase "Funk to funky".
• Vinny remarks that he doesn't know which of the Jahns is Captain Jahn, as the other two have taken to wearing their helmet. He decides to abort his little experiment and gives one Jahn the purple alien suit. Another Jahn (the original Captain Jahn) gets a red alien suit, and the final Jahn^note who Vinny believed to be the original Captain is made Captain. Little does Vinny know that this mistake would cost him dearly in the near future.
• Bub Skebulba gets a disposable camera and takes a picture of a tree, naming it "Springtime Meanie". Vinny is at once pissed and baffled (remarking that he is incredibly close to removing him). Bub Skebulba comments that he doesn't think Vinny gets his art.
• Vinesauce visits the new Captain Jahn to solidify the pact. Purple Jahn has a dream about Cling On infinitely delaying a game of hide and seek. Vinny interprets it as a subconcious realization that their race will never return home.
• In between checking on islanders, Vinny briefly selects Lolly's apartment. Southbird's edit lampshades how Out of Focus she is:
  "OH LOOK IT'S LOLLY SURELY VINNY WILL"
• Groose attempts to get Small Face and Cling On to make up, with Vinny supporting him. It fails, and Vinny immediately lambasts Groose for being useless.
• Vinny notices Gordon's bizarre tastes (his favorite is potato chips) and gives Waluigi a "dapper" outfit.
• Small Face is inexplicably cheerful, emanating flowers (and causing Vinny to call him a "flowery cunt"). He asks Vinny for relationship advice, and he recommends they split up. Both appear to be depressed, but Vinny simply notices that his top two favorite foods are cherries and sausage. invoked He takes a bath and a picture of a bird (named "Romantic Meeting"). It manages to get him out of his depression. Vinny then gives him a suit, which he doesn't like much.
• Vinny notices that Cling On's also depressed, but ignores her for the moment. "Oooops!"^*And then, in the Southbird edit: "You son of a bitch!"
• Witch tells Vinny all the reasons why she loves Waluigi, which are numerous. Vinny takes it as proof that relationships can work on the island, since they're the oldest couple; he then remarks that it's definitive proof why his Mii and Two Faced are incompatible. Speaking of which, the latter gets a hat shaped like a strawberry, which she loves.
• Skelorita asks for $48, which Vinny refuses. In complete silence, he then proceeds to 'delete her.'
• Red Jahn wants to try a new hair color, ignoring the fact that he has no hair. Despite looking exactly the same afterwards, he loves it. He subsequently gets the catchphrase "Slow down it".
• Alpaca wants to propose to Walrus! Despite some difficulties, she manages to pull it off at the train station, where Snoop inexplicably is (Vinny assuming he just smoked a huge bowl). Vinny notices that certain people (read: Two Faced and Donkey Kong) aren't at their wedding. Alpaca brings back fancy soap from their honeymoon and gives it to Vinny, baffling him.
• Vinny gives Ben Drowned Age-o-matic spray, and not long afterwards de-ages him back down with Kid-o-matic spray. (Southbird adds some fan art in certain places during the montage.)
• Vinny gives Sponge a rent-a-cat coupon, and he subsequently explains how cats work: You have to hit them with a pink stick, and doing it enough leads to it releasing "nuggets", which can be put in food.
• Vinny finally visits Cling On and triggers a montage identical to the one from #37 except for the music. He begins doing a Dolan impression for no apparent reason. Despite this, he seems a little sad and gives her escargot to cheer her up.
• Vinny moves in Pee-wee Herman, doing an impression of him the entire time. Birdo and Tucker^Who?A "character" Vinny voices — he's a teenager who follows Vinny's advice constantly (to the point of interpreting things Vinny says as advice even they aren't), which never ends well. soon follow, with the last of the three beginning to worship Satan.
• Snoop Dogg appears to be in love (causing Vinny briefly breaks out into the beginning of "Found a Job"). He wonders if Cling On likes him (despite her just being dumped).
• Red Jahn gets the mad phrase "Does not compute". Vinny visits the new islanders.
• Vinny wonders if someone else used to live in Pee-wee's apartment, but decides it must be his imagination. This "speculation" is cut short when Vinny realizes Pee-wee's cartoon apartment is absolutely perfect for him. While visiting, Vinny wastes no time in bringing up the time his actor masturbated in a porno theater and got arrested for it.
• Gaben still isn't working on anything, instead asking Vinny to look inside his empty belly. He plays the Wii U after Vinny's visit, which he interprets as playtesting the new Valve game.
• Gordon cooks up fish sticks with a frying pan Gabe found on the shore. Vinny narrates the entire thing in his Gordon impression.
• Two Faced, Big Face, Banana, and Seabiscuit have a night at the café, where it's mentioned that strange noises are coming from Tucker's apartment (something related to his Satanism?), and Two Faced won't stop looking at the camera. It's also discovered that receipts are trendy in Vineland Island at present, which utterly confounds Vinny. Seabiscuit thinks Wario is handsome, which also baffles Vinny.
• Vinny saves afterwards and shows off fan art. Some time later, he also showed off some more Tomodachi art, most notably a very fanservicey picture of Cling On as a Playboy Bunny. He comments that the fan artists seemed to be particularly butt-happy that night.

Episode 47: It's Lolly's Birthday!

• Southbird's edit begins with Vinesauce giving a speech on television, declaring that Skelorita has never existed and that Hot Doggerson has always lived on Vineland Island (spoiling a major reveal)... as footage of Skelorita's removal plays in the background.
• Small Face reports on Lolly's 20th birthday (which coincides with her birthday in her home series, though those games never mention a year). Vinny is jealous of David Bowie's involvement in the party and mentions the stream's birthday (which is one day before his own) in May.
• Snoop barbecues with Pinkle, Captain Jahn, and Ghoul Cont (who wishes it were uncooked human flesh). Vinny repeatedly blows into the mic to blow smoke in their faces, and remarks on the fact that Snoop sold his car to buy the grill.
• Gaben is in love with Two Faced, with Vinny remarking that it wouldn't work out if she were "Three-Faced". The confession fails anyway, as Vinny attempts to think of words that rhyme with "rejected".
• Sponge is given cotton candy, and is so happy about it that he actually smiles (a moment so incredible, it's given a flower border in Southbird's edit). He also remarks that his apartment is really coming together.
• Vlinny is tested on how much he likes pizza, to compare himself to the real Vinny, who does like pizza. He does, but not as much as waffles.
• Vineswole requests greasy food, and Vinny notes the irony.
• In an odd moment, Bowser asks Vinny, "If your whole world was going to go dark tomorrow, what would you look at today?" Vinny picks ice cream.
• Vinny checks on... HOTDOG? He was apparently added in between episodes, and Vinny acts like he's always been there, so whatever. Vinny introduces him to Tucker, and to his amusement they become friends.
• Tucker asks Vinny to look inside his brain. Fittingly, there's nothing there.
• Pretzel befriends David Bowie, leaving Vinny baffled.
• Vinny helps Lolly sneeze for her birthday and gives her a Rent-a-Cat Coupon when she levels up.
• Hailey befriends Purple Jahn. Vinny wonders if the Jahns are good or evil, saying that they just do what they want.
• Bub Skebulba gets a disposable camera and takes a picture of icicles. He titles it "Street-Corner Horror," making Vinny imagine him as a serial killer who uses icicles to murder teenagers "Mike Myers-style" (yes, it was supposed to be Michael Myers-style, but that didn't stop fan artists from interpreting this as-is) in lonely Tomodachi villages. He also remarks that he is abusing his inability to die and odd relationship with the laws of physics to be a more efficient killer.
• Captain Jahn takes a picture of a seahorse, calling it "Childhood Friend." Vinny figures that the Jahns reproduce similarly to seahorses.
• Vinny checks the rankings and does Quirky Questions.
• Satan is given a fluffy apartment, which he loves.
• Levi dyes his hair dark blue and sings a song about being a "useless ayusshole".
• Big Face makes a ridiculous funny face, David Bowie is given a new hat, and Dheerse is talked to just for her voice.
• To end the episode, Lolly asks for cute clothes and gets a lacy dress, which she doesn't like. (Vinny takes the time to remind everyone that she's 20.) Art is shown.

Episode 48: The Plan Enacted (April 1, 2015)

• Vinny comments on how meta the islanders watching the viewers is, before transitioning to a much more sinister tone relating to the game getting stale, and that things have to get different. Eh, must just be Vinny messing around. Nothing ever changes on Vineland Island... right?
• Tucker reports on Tingle's birthday. Vinny chooses to not watch his party. Both Seabiscuit and Balegdah are praising Tingle.
• Already, things are rough, as Ben and Clown Lady are fighting. Vinny suspects that it's because of Ben's (very brief) puberty. Clown Lady tries to apologies, but fails.
• Bowser and Karl are also angry. This time, they two do manage to make up. Vinny congratulates them for being a bit more mature. Still, why's everyone so aggressive today?
• Over in HOTDOG's apartment... wait, what? Where's HOTDOG? In apartment 708, where HOTDOG used to be, a Jahn wearing an antenna and a grey suit is hanging out. That's a bit odd. Eh, he's probably just a friend of the three Jahns that decided to visit. After all, Vinny trusts him, giving him an green pepper and generally acting friendly.
• Sponge is at the amusement park with Isaac, while Two Faced walks by. Sponge is enjoying himself for once. Perhaps he's finally turned his life around.
• Over in Ghoul Cont's apartm—wait, another Jahn? Okay, one Jahn being in someone else's apartment is one thing, but two is more than a little suspicious. Vinny doesn't seem to mind. He feeds this Jahn a coconut, while talking about how he must "feed his Jahns".
• Vinny also goes to Lolly's apartment, and finds... a female Jahn, known as Jehn? Something is not right on Vineland Island. Vinny gives this new islander a can of baked beans, saying that he'll "make them strong". Vinny isn't even acknowledging the missing islanders, but he's treating these new Jahns as if they've always been here. Strange.
• Dheerse hangs out with Seabiscuit almost every day, apparently. Vinny states that they're the only islanders who can tolerate each other's voices.
• Hailey introduces Two Faced to Purple Jahn/Jahn #2. They hit it off, and Vinny is fine with that.
• After peering at some Jahns, Vinny checks on Clown Lady's pity party. Vinny, Witch, and Hamburger try to cheer her up by talking about various things, and when they don't succeed, Jack & Jill, Vinesauce, and Isaac try. And when they don't succeed, Bowser and Sponge join Vinesauce instead. Vinny, in addition to his normal commentary, makes some comments about how pitiful the islanders are, and how "soon, they'll see". Vinny doesn't seem very well today....
• Clown is starving, and gets a green pepper. Vinny suspects that he's a Scientologist.
• Ben gets a pop star outfit, and Vinny promises to make a song for him. Peach craves Italian food, and Vinny enjoys the irony. Bowie gets a UFO hat. Sponge is hanging out with Clown and Vlinny.
• Vinny plays a game of catch with Jehn. During it, Jehn comments that there are strange rumors going around about him. It seems that the Jahns know about Vinny's sudden favoritism towards them....
• Vinny checks the pity party again. Waluigi has replaced Sponge, and Bowser jokes about why Luigi is taller than Mario. Nobody laughs. (The SB Edit adds in a hysterical Laugh Track to emphasize the point.)
• Ben performs his pop song, "Peeny Blast", made to appeal to modern audiences (in this case, the "chillens").
• Hailey had a fight with Two Faced, and Two Faced doesn't want to apologize. Vinny comments on Two Faced's jerkassery as the series went on. More importantly, however, is that this is after Two Faced met Purple Jahn. Could the Jahns be why everyone's so mad at each other?
• Witch befriends Satan, and so ends the stream, followed by art and a brief video of Southbird letting Cling On and Two Faced duke it out in Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS. The video is available here as well, with added banter.

Episode 49: Welcome to Jahnland Island!

• Donkey Kong reports on a hawk swiping Gaben's strawberry shortcake. While Vinny expects him to be devastated, he states that he's used to it by now. (The SB Edit has some... odd distortion at this point.)
• Karl is in love with Two Faced — again. She doesn't even show up, greatly amusing Vinny. Karl refuses to give up so easily, though, and when she refuses to show up once more, he gets over it.
• We find yet another Jahn in Tucker's apartment. He gets the happy phrase "Assimilate." Their ploy is, by now, completely obvious.
• Snoop thanks Vinny for his "help" and gives him $20. Vinny assumes that it was for weed.
• A Jahn has a dream about exposing the regular islanders' hiding spots. Vinny remarks that something isn't quite right.
• Another Jahn appears to have assimilated Toad, and he's dreaming about being mass-produced. Vinny indulges him ("Plans...") That same Jahn mumbles something incredibly incriminating, after which Vinny remarks that he remembers someone else living there:
  "You want me to be Vineland Island's new president? I don't know what to say!"
• Vinny asks the viewers if they ever feel like sometimes their mind isn't their own, wondering if it's "vujà dé". He examines several dreams, including Vlinny working out (with the help of a solar panel).
• Purple Jahn asks for casual clothes. Vinny gives him a lumberjack outfit so he can blend in more (giving rise to the nickname "Lumber Jahn"). Vinny makes the obvious reference and gives him a cat and apartment shortly thereafter.
• The Jahns have even assimilated Levi, and Vinny remarks that "nothing sinister is going on" as he looks at the various Jahns. Here, we find that Tucker is actually safe; he's merely in a different apartment (801). Why he was spared is unknown.
• Captain Jahn has a dream about his fairy sidekick Jahn advising him about the island's cheese being stolen, and he harnesses the powers of doughnuts to become Jahn Knight, who advises children not to talk to strangers, talking dogs, or inanimate objects.
• Visiting Broccoli, Vinny fantasizes about punching him through his face.
• Even Wario has been assimilated, it turns out. Likewise, a Jehn has replaced Big Face.
• Checking in on Birdo's dreams, Vinny states that he has a strong desire to kill. Immediately after, he visits Town Hall and (as he audibly struggles against his own body) kills Wii Fit Trainer. (Southbird's edit adds in radio static from Silent Hill 2 at this point.)
• As he feeds Groose, Vinny remarks that he's glad he's still alive, as he feels like he's been doing terrible things but can't quite remember them exactly.
• Viewing Cling On's dreams, Vinny remarks that "There's only so much you can do with your memes -- I mean, your Miis."
• Vinny stumbles upon an empty apartment (Wii Fit Trainer's), which baffles him. Checking in on his own Mii (who, conspicuously, no longer has Balegdah as a sweetheart — she's been assimilated as well), Vinny gets him to make up with Seabiscuit. He subsequently gives him a fairy outfit. (It's not shown in the SB Edit, but CD-i Link and Bub Skebulba are also gone.)
• Vinny moves in a new islander into the empty apartment — yet another Jahn. (Not a Jehn, notably.) He gets a red version of Captain Jahn's suit, as well as the Jahns' trademark apartment and a cell phone.
• After that, Vinny begins struggling with mind control again, which he manages to offset by playing a song. A reprise of "Jahn of the Jungle" follows, with Vinny pointing out that the opening line is "We the Jahns will assimilate." ("It's all been there from the beginning.")
• Two Faced does a spot-on impression of Hamburger, which inexplicably disturbs Vinny greatly. (The SB Edit changes things drastically by dubbing the impression over with "ASSIMILATE", complete with the Jahns' trademark wavy lines and static. Whether or not it makes any more sense is left up to the viewer.)
• Pee-wee dreams about finding a rock at the end of a red string, which Vinny voices ("Heh heh heh... IT'S A ROCK!")
• Vinny silently visits Town Hall again and changes the island's pronunciation to "Jahnland Island". A Jehn is seen working out afterwards (with Vinny having trouble pronouncing her name), and Donkey Kong silently stares at the beach ("He knows").
• Vinny holds a Quirky Questions session, with Karl, Alpaca, Jack & Jill, and three Jahns/Jehns in attendance. None of them are afraid of "the end" (Vinny comments "They will go willingly into the darkness"), and it's found that Karl can't stand reality. One Jahn hides "cthulu fhtagn" in his apartment.
• As the second round starts, Vinny begins laughing ("there's... there's three... there's three — FOUR Jahns!"). Cling On thinks she's better than humans, and Peach is devoted to assimilation (and, curiously, out of all the Jahns, one looks ashamed about it). Despite this, she's baffled when Cling On states she loves Jahns.
• As the third (and, thankfully, Jahn-free) round begins, Vinny notices the chat asking Reg to save him ("Oh, my sweet summer child, if you only knew..."). No one is devoted to "rlehyeh", and Satan and Banana hide bodies in their apartment.
• Vinny observes a Jehn lying cheerfully at the park, wondering if they wish they could go home. As he watches Two Faced lie on the floor in her apartment, he remarks that sometimes he thinks that this is their home, but at other times he wishes to fulfill their wish.
• After that, Vinny goes dead silent as he enters Town Hall and prepares to delete his save file (and thus, all of Vineland Island). Luckily, he backs out of it, and subsequently saves (with Lumber Jahn cameoing in the animation). He declares that another episode will be "soon", though he's not sure when. A lengthy art showcase follows (ending on one that references End of Evangelion — though there was more). The Stinger of Southbird's edit has Vinny wondering how many people "fucking hate [him]" after the events of this episode.

Episode 50: Intergalactic Entanglement (May 11, 2015 ^*The fifth anniversary of the Vinesauce website)

• The episode starts with a clip from the stream, where Vinny confirms that it isn't a video. Southbird marks it as "meta".
• The episode begins with a bang, as a islander who's never been seen before (but definitely not a new Jahn) appears to announce the news. It's Vinesauce's birthday! Attending it are Witch, Gaben, Ben, and Jack & Jill. The last of them looks a little odd, though. But even more odd are the interviews afterwards, from Fox Mulder and Wario (remember, he's been assimilated). The reporter identifies herself as Dana Scully and signs off. Vinny is extremely confused.
• Vinny immediately dashes over to Mulder's and Scully's apartment. Vinny doesn't know when they got here, and in fact doesn't seem to remember what's been happening in the last few episodes, saying, "I feel like a weight has been lifted off my mind..." He is very unnerved to see several islanders gone.
• However, first priority is to check on the birthday boy. Vinesauce happens to be in love on his birthday. His love? Cling On. Vinny sends him to the tower after changing him out of his fairy costume (he keeps the antennae).
• Vinesauce meets Cling On, and promises to give her a ruby pendant if she goes out with him. Suddenly, Jesus (and Bowser) shows up. Thankfully, Cling On picks Vinesauce, and Vinny is so happy that he uses it to take one last potshot at his former love.
  "Screw you, Two Faced! I got Cling On!"
• Now, back to the plot. Vinny re-visits Mulder, climbs into his apartment somehow, and gets an Info Dump about everything that's been going on while he's been under mind control. Vinny relays the information back to the audience; apparently, the Jahns' ultimate goal was... getting chicken cutlets. A failed attempt at getting some from Darren led them to Vineland Island, where they may have gotten a bit carried away, so Mulder and Scully sent them all away offscreen. Well, almost all of them.
• The one straggler is Lumber Jahn, or Purple Jahn, or Jahn #2, whatever you want to call him. It turns out that his experiences in his human disguise actually gave him humanity, and now he wants to become human and leave the Jahns behind. Vinny says he can stay, and so he officially changes him name. While he does this, he states that the invasion started because Jahn #3, the Jahn who was made Captain, decided to go rogue and control Vinny's mind. However, that is over with, and Vinny asserts that, despite many being dead, everything is going to be fine.
• Now, to address Wario. He was returned by the Jahns, possibly because he resisted assimilation. His mind's a bit worse for wear, but he'll be fine. Vinny says that everything's gonna be okay. He attempts to give a tribute to the assimilated islanders, but messes up a little.
  "Let us remember those who have fallen... for they were unfunny twats."
• Vinny checks on Jack & Jill's apartment... no, Jahn & Jehn's apartment. Wait, what? At it turns out, they have been assimilated as well (as least Jill has; Jack seems to be taking it in stride). Despite their attempts to act normally, Vinny is no longer under mind control, and so he evicts them post-haste. Vinny suspects that they wanted more than just chicken cutlets....
• Vinny goes to check on... Vlinny? Yep, the islander that Vinny has always insisted is the true leader of the Jahns is not only still here, but apparently not significant enough to even be mentioned by Mulder, causing Vinny much surprise when he sees him. Perhaps Vlinny has higher morals than we thought. Vinny still doesn't trust him, however, and plans to give him pocket money so that he can be sent to space, far away from Vineland. Vlinny also gets a white dress and white cap.
• Vinny suspects that Jesus is still angry that Cling On didn't choose him. He plays a matching game with him, and the first panel he picks is Cling On, further rubbing salt in the wound. The game ends in a tie.
• Satan gets a basketball jersey. He's not very threatening anymore. Sponge says that he strives to be a good person. For once, Vinny doesn't put him down, and says that he is a good person.
• Clown Lady wants Vinny to look in her head. What's inside it? A lock. She refuses to say anything else about it, angering Vinny.
• Banana wants new clothes. Rather than give her something yellow, he gives her a pair of rubber waders that he's sick of holding onto. The design of the waders makes him claim that Banana is another Bootleg Mario Brother (Sister?), possibly jokingly, possibly seriously.
• Seabiscuit reports that Vinny has solved 700 problems. Sponge gives the congratulation speech.
• Vinny ends up re-launching the birthday announcement from earlier. This time, Witch and Ben are still accompanying Vinesauce, but this time Cling On and David Bowie are also there. To solidify the island's rescue, he changes the island back to its original name.
• Vinesauce and Cling On are making a sandcastle on the beach. Vinny thinks it looks like a rocket top, and suspects that Cling On wants to go home. Back in the apartments, Vinny implies that he feels sorry for Levi, as it leaves Hailey as the only islander kid left.
• Vinny does some things with Birdo, and checks on Hamburger's dream. There's an empty apartment, and so Vinny decides to add a new islander. That islander? Vineschnoz, the bizarre clone from the corrupted island.
• At the café, Groose, DK, Ralph, and Isaac discuss starting a clay figure fan club, rumors about Hamburger, getting some killer pretzels, and what the girls talk about. Vinny notices that Groose, DK, and Ralph have very similar voices.
• Refreshing the café, Broccoli, Clown, Ben, and Vlinny talk about a scandal about Pee-wee (Vinny laughs at the extreme irony, due to the theater incident), and exercising. Cling On's voice still annoys Vinny, and she gets a skull barrette. Vlinny dyes his hair white, now a true "angel of death". Vineschnoz finds a gramophone in a dream as Vinny discusses a new song.
• The Four Jabronis musical quartet (consisting of Vinesauce, Vlinny, Vineschnoz, and Sponge) sings "The World's End", basically a summary of the invasion arc and the series as a whole. It ends with a remark about how "this Tomodachi shiit [sic] has got to stop".
• A round of Quirky Questions is held. Vinesauce and Hailey are often mistaken for Jahns (the latter at least hangs out with Lumber Jahn often, so that makes sense), most islanders can't get Jahns out of their head, nobody wants a life of "advenmture and fop" after recent event, a few islanders aren't interested in hygiene, nobody wants to be deleted, and Groose and Cling On are afraid of deletion. Lumber Jahn then shows up in a session, and Vinny tests his morality with several questions about normalness and assimilation. He manages to pass, for now.
• The ultimate question is asked at Judgment Bay: Should the series end in island deletion, or continue? Ultimately, 35 islanders want to keep living over 12 deleters. The deletion-wanters include Vineschnoz (despite just arriving), Ralph (so he can go to the buvvins?), Scully (probably so no more incidents like the invasion can happen again), Snoop Dogg (probably too stoned to pay attention to the options), Lamb Chop (because Ralph choose that option), Satan (for obvious reasons), Tucker (because "Vinny said to!", despite Vinesauce choosing the other option), and Pinkle (for some reason).
• Ultimately, the episode ends in saving rather than deletion. Vinny thinks about the future of Vinesauce Tomodachi Life, and states that the island will live on, even if streams aren't as frequent any more. Due to issues with Vinny's Internet connection that day (which affected his portions of the anniversary streams), Vinny couldn't show off art until later, so Southbird makes his own art showcase.
• And that ends the main series of Tomodachi Life. But it's far from over; two months later, a charity incentive is reached, and so the series continues below.

Resurrection: Survivor Edition

Episodes 51 to 55

Episode 51: The Game Begins (July 26, 2015)

• The series as a whole starts with a clip from Southbird's promo for the series, basically summing up how it will work: Each episode will end with the viewers voting to decide who will be evicted based on their actions in that episode and others.
• Satan reports on Tucker coming out of his shell a bit and singing karaoke well into the night. Vinny isn't pleased by his voice, but is amused when he remembers his surname is Jackson.
• Lumber Jahn has found a job as a street vendor. Ironically, it's he who has assimilated with his surroundings, not the other way around, as Vinny points out.
• Vinny checks on his Miis for the first time in two months. Vinesauce is hanging out with Cling On, Bowie, and Karl, and Vinny reminds the islanders that Vinesauce cannot be evicted due to in-game restrictions. Vinesauce befriends Mulder (revealing that the duo is still monitoring the island), and Vinny comments on Mulder's shortness in the game, a trait he shares with Karl.
• Two Faced is checked on next. Vinny warns her that she is particularly unpopular nowadays. She doesn't care, as she continues to mock Walrus with her catchphrase.
• Clown says that Karl thinks he's too chatty. Vinny suspects him of haunting Karl. Vinny visits Dheerse, hears her awful voice, and says that he's decided his vote.
• Pretzel is struggling after not being visited for so long. Vinny feeds him fish sticks and gives him a fan to comfort him. Vinny remembers that he added Birdo, and gives her a "sporty" bowler hat.
• Vinny gives DK a rent-a-dog coupon. Vinny think that he's going to attempt a Planet of the Apes-esque uprising when he fully realizes that he's a prisoner.
• Wario, in addition to having his mind messed with, has also lost all of his things from before the Jahns abducted him. It seems to be giving him self-confidence issues, so Vinny gives him a propeller hat to remedy it. It doesn't work.
• invoked Waluigi and Witch are building a sandcastle. Despite Vinesauce and Cling On building a similar one last episode, Vinny thinks it looks stupid, and slightly inappropriate.
• Lamb Chop (or rather, Lamb Cop, given her new outfit) is told that she and Dheerse are a bad match. Kenny and Gordon Ramsay are hanging out with a dog, and the latter has been unable to sneeze for several months.
• Isaac gets tiny red horns, and the catchphrase "I'm cominb" It's supposed to be "coming", but Vinny doesn't bother with fixing it. Tucker makes friends with a dead guy (Clown). Apparently, he knows that people are watching them and planning to vote them off the island. Not like anyone's going to listen to him, of course.
• Groose also has trouble sneezing, and Vinny gives him demerits for this. Hamburger gives Vinny a frying pan, which earns her Vinny's favor. Gordon has a very raw fart, and cooks up a "once-in-a-lifetime" waffle. Vinny isn't satisfied.
• During a game, Vinny sees Broccoli's face, and comments on how punchable it is. Vinny thinks Satan is a decent guy. Tingle has the moon on his mind, and Vinny thinks it's because he's worried it's about to fall.
• Clown Lady wants new clothes. Vinny instead decides to give her an entire makeover, dyeing her hair (and nose) grey and giving her a black and white striped suit. She is now... Mime Lady. She then laments that most people don't bother to listen to her jokes, and Vinny cracks up.
• Sponge finally makes an appearance, wearing an eyepatch. All he wants is for everyone to be friends. Vinny assumes this means that Sponge thinks that he doesn't need Vinny, and then tells everyone to vote for him.
• Karl causes an audio crackle. Cling On is fed coleslaw, and Vinny gets angry at her when she doesn't like it. She sews a frilly dress.
• Bowser gets the happy catchhprase "BRRAAAAPPPPPP". Sponge already had a fight, with Princess Peach. After calming him down with a swing (and Vinny thinking he was going to hang himself), the two make up.
• Vinny visits Scully (giving her new clothes) and Mulder (giving him a baseball bat). Alpaca apparently drew a bad picture of Snoop. Tingle is still worried about the moon, and Vinny assures him that everything's all right. (If you look in the background here in the SB Edit, you can spot the title screen of Super Mario Bros. 3Mix, a ROM hack Southbird made, on one of Tingle's arcade machines.)
• After some technical difficulties, Vinny catches Mulder practicing his swing. Mac needs help sneezing, and he comments about how great having a best friend is (despite him and Karl having plently of tension over the course of the series).
• Vinny peeps on Witch in the shower, and flees to Walrus, interrupting his dinner with Alpaca. Vinny is still friendly with him. He then interrupts the dinner again (Southbird makes liberal use of special effects here) to talk to Alpaca.
• Vinny decides to test the islanders with Quirky Questions, to see who really deserves to be evicted. The first session starts rough; Dheerse, already being hated on that day, admits to thinking she's superior to everyone, that she hurts "baboos", and that she worships Satan. The second session reveals that many islander have torture of some kind on their minds, that the clowns have both tried a "smegma parfait", and that Isaac (rather appropriately) thinks his mother resembles a smelly foot.
• The third session has Pretzel and Snoop admitting that they fap in theaters, nobody being interested in anal bleaching, and Snoop admitting that he's good at murder. The fourth session has Karl confessing that he has Bad Dragon dildos, that he (along with everyone else sans Witch) would rather be killing "baboos", and that he snorts "smeg".
• The fifth session has Snoop saying that he can't stand anyone (Vinny accepts this as Snoop just not giving a shit about the questions), no one being mistaken for a "cumquat", and has Broccoli and Bowser unable to stop thinking about killing. With that, Vinny goes to check the islanders again.
• Ben decides to set up Sponge and Hailey. It doesn't work out. Vinny then tells Hailey that they're a perfect couple. Hailey apparently screams to relieves stress, with Broccoli and Lumber Jahn having to deal with it (though Vinny doesn't care for the former, and the latter is friends with Hailey).
• Lumber Jahn tries to befriend Seabiscuit, continuing to integrate himself into society. It doesn't work out, so instead he makes a flight suit.
• Gordon Ramsay makes some macadamia nuts, somehow. Broccoli attempts funny faces, as if he needed to try. Birdo befriends Hamburger, and the former gets the catchphrase "Skrumpadumpalump". Pinkle take a picture of a goat and calls it "Loyalty". Bowie has been working on his guitar.
• Dheerse is in love with... Vlinny. As if Vinny couldn't hate her enough already. He still lets he go through with it, and the two become a couple. She gets "ôςó" (which the game pronounces in an odd way, even without Dheerse's wheezy voice) as a catchphrase.
• As soon a one love blooms, another falls. Tingle isn't getting along well with Clown Lady (probably because she's Mime Lady), and Vinny tells him to move on. They break up at the café. (You can catch a drawing of Bonzi on one of the tables in the SB Edit.)
• Vinny cheers up Tingle with new clothes, while doing an impression of Rick. Ralph gets the flight suit. Small Face still fascinates Vinny. Jesus becomes a basketball player, just like Satan.
• Vinny needs more dirt of the islanders, so he does more Quirky Questions. Ben, Banana, and Vineschnoz are afraid of Vinny, Banana and DK hide weapons, Ben, Banana, and Vineschnoz have collections of squirrel heads, Jesus has tried "cat", nobody needs to kill to sleep, and Birdo is often mistaken for a serial killer.
• Two Faced reports on the opening of Green Pepper Beach. Tucker has the inside Scoop, and Clown thinks it's a miracle.
• Vinny fails at a recap, and has the viewers vote on the islander to evict. The end results are shown, with the top five below:
  • #5: Two Faced, with 263 votes.
  • #4: Chef Gordon, with 364 votes.
  • #3: Karl, with 418 votes.
  • #2: Birdo, with 464 votes.
  • #1: Dheerse, with 1237 votes (28% of all votes).
• Vinny goes over to Dheerse's profile and gives her an un-heartfelt goodbye. And so, Dheerse is the first to be evicted on the Survivor Edition.
• Vinny explains Dheerse's origin, and pulls out a piece of fan art to show some irony. After a very brief moment of silence, Vinny save the game and shows off art. Also, check out the Ode Southbird made for Dheerse.

Episode 52: Self-Awareness (August 9, 2015)

• The SB Edit opens with a Previously on… recap. Summary: Dheerse got the axe.
• Vinny notices Dheerse's empty apartment, buys clothes, and notices Vinesauce drank lemonade, which Vinny actually had that day. The self-awareness begins.
• Vinesauce had a fight with Waluigi. They make up, and he gets a leopard-print sweatshirt (which the game technically considers to be women's clothing) as a reward, and a monkey hat.
• Vinny remarks about how Pinkle looks like someone in the chat's mom, and Little Mac talks about how he and Banana love long walks on the beach. Despite being married to a banana, Little Mac doesn't like eating them.
• Walrus is alone in his house, haunted by the horror movie he saw on TV last week. Vinny accidentally makes things worse by giving him cornflakes, causing him to choke.
• Waluigi is practicing guitar with David Bowie. Waluigi wonders if he's boring and how Cling On beat him in a video game, and Banana remarks that everything in life has a meaning.
• Birdo's lack of personality is commented on, and she exhorts Vinny to not put stuff off until tomorrow. Gaben remarks that if he worried about what others thought of him he'd never get anything done. Not that he gets anything done anyway, given his progress on Half-Life 3.
• Cling On, Vinesauce, Clown Lady (who Vinny now directly calls Mime Lady), and Bowser exercise together, with Vinny somehow thinking that Vinesauce and Clown Lady. Cling On gets the happy phrase "Qapla"^*means "success" in Klingon (which, unfortunately, she pronounces as "Kappa") and remarks that binoculars will always remind her of Small Face's smile—Vinny notes that you can't see his smile without binoculars, and is impressed at the game's self-awareness.
• Karl wonders how similar Miis are to their look-alikes, prompting Vinny to pull up photos of the actual Karl Pilkington. Karl plays with a fan, calling himself a literal airhead.
• Groose wants a new apartment and gets a Japanese garden interior. He becomes a Japanese schoolboy, and also gets a comb-over. Though the comb-over wig is black, his eyebrows stay red.
• Tingle is finally over his breakup with Clown Lady and remarks that due to yoga he's crazy bendy now. Vinny immediately changes the pronunciation of his name to Crazy Bendy. For some reason, this causes him to switch back into his elf outfit, making him look like who he's supposed to resemble.
• Vinny tells Witch that she and Waluigi are not compatible (Southbird is not pleased), and she tells him about how Alpaca is always saying her catchphrase. Vinny insists he's not trying to sabotage their marriage, but he seems to have other plans for them.
• Isaac exhibits several oddities. He asks Vinny who does the planning when on vacation, remarks that he always looks out for the little guy (adding that "the big guy" can take care of himself), and, most disturbingly, talks about aliens and memes while using a fan. Vinny comments about how Isaac is likely the cause of all the trouble the island's gone through, and is mind-controlled into giving him a travel ticket (though Vinny is aware that he's mind-controlled). Isaac goes on vacation with Satan and... Little Mac? Vinny and Captain Southbird wonder if Mac is "the little guy" and secretly in league with Satan ("the big guy") all along.
• Scully befriends Birdo and expresses gratitude towards Vinny, and Mulder asks him what he'd do tomorrow if he could do anything. When Vinny selects "Eat a pizza," Mulder says if he'd known that they could have ordered one. Vinny notes that the X-Files duo are among the few islanders who realize that ticking off Vinny will get you eliminated, and so they remain of good terms with him.
• Tucker wonders where he'll be in 10 years. Vinny pulls up a a picture of a landfill and tells him he'll be "in the trash!" in his best Danny DeVito-as-Frank Reynolds impression.
• Gordon is trying to do all his own cooking these days, and is very hungry. Vinny gives him a frying pan and he cooks up... a brownie (for the second time, in fact). Vinny feeds it to him and he doesn't even like it.
• Vinny gives Snoop Dogg Brussels sprouts (which he insists is disguised weed) and a kaleidoscope, saying that the trippy visuals are just what Snoop sees normally.
• Kenny, nervous about Walkers, decides to cut out sleeping as it's a huge time-waster. Vinny is amazed at how self-aware the game is.
• Broccoli, who still has the most punchable face ever, asks for clothes to wear to work. After acquiescing, Vinny turns him into a kid with the Kid-o-matic (he looks exactly like he does as an adult) and gives him a study kit and Brussels sprouts. After showing him how much being a kid sucks, Vinny turns him back into an adult and tells him to get a job.
• Pretzel wonders if Princess Peach likes him. Vinny says she does, but he doesn't act on it yet, and Pretzel wishes that the Food Mart delivered so he'd never have to leave his apartment.
• Alpaca (who Vinny thinks is in an unhappy marriage with Walrus) gets a skyscraper apartment and immediately complains that Isaac's apartment is larger than hers. Clown farts as Vinny is passing by his apartment.
• Waluigi finally realizes his current hat makes it impossible for him to see, and asks for a new one. Unfortunately, his new hat has the same problem. He says Two Faced gave him a butter cookie, and Vinny wonders what sort of euphemism that is.
• Wario is hypnotized, and Pinkle takes a bath and sings. Afterwards, Pinkle says that brutal honesty is the way to go. All during this, Vinny is saying incomprehensible things in his Pinkle voice.
• Jesus forgives Vinny for what he did in Pinkle's apartment, and Vinny thanks him and does a weird rap (which consists of him spelling out "Jesus Jzwzzz"). Jesus gets new clothers, and asks if Vinny's done something new with his hair. Vinny insists he can't see him.
• Broccoli changes out of his work uniform, enraging Vinny, as it shows that he's ungrateful and is suffering from Aesop Amnesia.
• Bowser repeats Birdo's advice to not put stuff off until tomorrow. Vinny decides that Shia LaBeouf has been educating the islanders.
• Sponge says that his baseball bat is his favorite way to unwind, and refuses an Age-o-matic, bizarrely saying the latter is because he's happy the way he is. Clown Lady says that she always know what to say when meeting new people, confusing Vinny, as mimes don't talk. He changes her catchphrase to "....", resulting in her saying "Dot."
• Cling On does a spot-on impression of Snoop Dogg. A round of Quirky Questions (since established as a huge factor in deciding who goes) reveals a few things, mainly, that Lumber Jahn is mortified by the thought of assimilation, and has thoroughly become a lumberjack, and has also tried many drugs. Also, "wank/wonk" pops up again, and the islanders have confusing opinions on memes.
• Vinesauce wants to go on a romantic vacation with Cling On. They head to Africa, and afterward he asks if David Bowie's hair looks great.
• Vinny thinks that Vlinny has no recollection of Dheerse... until he mentions being under pressure. Vinny feeds him Brussels sprouts to appease him. Vinny has no idea what to do with him and gives him a sewing machine. Vlinny makes a bolero and dress, saying that there's nothing worse than being cold.
• Donkey Kong utterly terrifies Vinny when he says he has a short temper and wants to fight him over it. Vinny ends up mentioning Rick and Morty when discussing how Vineschnoz got to the island.
• At the café, Clown Lady, Witch, and Two Faced discuss eating food in front of Hamburger. Vinny reloads, and sees Seabiscuit and Two Faced. Seabiscuit asks Two Faced what she thinks of her. Two Faced says she has the personality of a fan. Later, Seabiscuit tells her that she always got her confused with Birdo. Vinny interprets these as Stealth Insults. They both agree that Snoop is the coolest islander. In other sessions, several islanders seem to be covering things up, and Witch wants to look prettier.
• Ben Drowned mentions Jesus, using the usual stuttered pronunciation, cracking Vinny up. Small Face completely fails at applying makeup.
• Vinny is hungry, and that means the vote has started. The votes aren't as concentrated as they were last episode, but there is particular bias towards three islanders. The top five are:
  • #5: Cling On, with 65 votes.
  • #4: Little Mac, with 105 votes.
  • #3: Two Faced, with 383 votes.
  • #2: Broccoli, with 585 votes.
  • #1: Birdo, with 754 votes (28% of all votes).
• Vinny removes Birdo, not even giving her the clothes she had wanted for the entire episode. Birdo is the second to be evicted on the Survivor Edition, and Vinny saves the game. An art showcase follows (after Southbird inserts a clip from when Vinny was playing an edited version of Shia LaBeouf's infamous "Just Do It" speech mentioned earlier). In the art showcase, Vinny insists Cling On is not memeing on him (Southbird tells him to give it up), comments on how unflattering most Witch fan art is, and notes a picture of another possible Vinny clone, Vuntt Sk'dilda (the one who actually interacts with the islanders; his hands are the ones that appear in-game, such as in minigames, and his voice is the one telling Miis if they have something on their face or clothes). Vunnt was drawn by Blankfaece, whose previous art inspired the Tucker Mii used in the game (though he didn't make the Mii itself).
• Also, Southbird made an ode for Birdo. Not like there was much to say about her.

Episode 53: Precious Memories (August 23, 2015)

• Southbird begins with a recap of Birdo's demise.
• The stream starts off with Vinny having microphone issues and Banana announcing the opening of Pot-au-feu Beach. Isaac and Vineswole aren't too impressed.
• Vinny reveals that "a guy with a blank face and a straight line for a mouth" convinced him to evict two islanders today.
• Witch had a fight with Satan, amusing Vinny. They make up, but only after Vinny tries almost every item he has on her (including a roboticized Southbird in the SB Edit). Clown hears that Scully wants to be friends, and succeeds. Vinny comments on how official Tomodachi lore that's maintained by a select group of people (which may or may not be referring to the editors here) states that Clown is dead and that Scully is investigating the island.
• Groose and Karl are having a fight! They make up. Groose asks for a pat on the head, which Vinny does rather violently, knocking him down. Southbird puts in a "Wasted" reference here.
• Gordon Ramsay complains about rawness, and tells Vinny that Kenny is his best friend. Vinny suspects it's because Gordon cooks him delicious meals, something a zombie apocalypse survivor really appreciates.
• After talking with Vinny, Gordon goes back to hanging out with Jesus, sitting on the floor and looking up at the ceiling. Vinny guesses that they're looking up at God, Jesus's father. God (voiced by Vinny using a voice distorter, a Running Gag in this episode) proceeds to yell at Jesus for hanging out with a chef.
• Vinny is fascinated by Small Face. Wario is interested in Witch, and Vinny suspects that he wants to steal Witch from Waluigi. Wario's mind wipe is then addressed, as he now has no relationships at all.
• Tingle is upset about fashionable people. Alpaca is wearing clothes that make her look like a Quaker, and makes a comment implying that Walrus is very good in bed (Southbird adds appropriate distortion here). Hailey imitates her father, and then gets a butchered version of his catchphrase.
• Vinny notes that Mulder is only friends with Vinesauce. Scully is apparently in hot demand now, and Vinny notes that this is true due to new X-Files episodes being in production.
• Cling On gets a motorcycle helmet. Southbird uses a relevant piece of fan art to transition to Peach being upset about sad news, and Vinny agrees with her. Lamb Chop has a fist on her mind, baffling Vinny. Southbird proceeds to invoke Stalin.
• Two Faced needs to sneeze, and Vinny discovers that, in addition to being a mouth, her middle eye has a nose in it. Vinny is confused. Jesus talking about dancing doesn't help matters.
• Gordon isn't getting along with Hamburger. Vinny comments on the triangle between him, Hamburger, and Kenny. Pretzel is then visited, and while he does nothing too interesting, Vinny decides that Pretzel's shtick is that, while Sponge is emotional all the time, Pretzel just holds it back and doesn't care about anything.
• Vinny supposedly told Tucker to get a specific shirt, and Vinny gives one to him. Vinny then comments on how casual a life Vinesauce has with his ridiculous outfit. He gets a frog hat. Two Faced gets the worried catchphrase "Gixoe Dagel", which seems to be a Jahnian phrase she knows for some reason.
• Vinny remembers that he needs to do something. He goes over to the pawn shop and starts selling almost all of his treasures. Vinny says that these are all treasured items, and starts telling decidedly false stories relating to them. Apparently, Vinny once solved Jesus' financial crisis, used tissues from boxes for... reasons, got crystals from Cling On (which Vinny says came from Kronos, the Klingons' home planet), prevented Alpaca's pregnancy, got a pen that Gaben used to cancel Half-Life 3, funded Pretzel's stem cell research, got a foam hand from Tingle at a baseball game, got a diaper that Broccoli soiled, and got a Virtual Boy and never used it.
• With his newfound riches, Vinny goes to Vlinny, levels him up, and gives him $8,000 for his space fund. Once he gets it... he still needs two thousand more. Vinny is now nearly broke.
• Almost immediately afterwards, Snoop asks for a specific amount of money. Vinny suspects that he needs to buy weed, and his suspicions are raised when Snoop says that "friends" are better with quality than in quantity. Snoop must've gotten ripped off the last time Vinny gave him money.
• Sponge gets a frog romper, and then gets worries as usual, with Vinny using it as proof for how different he and Pretzel are. Broccoli, who is being attacked by an 8-bit Birdo in the SB Edit, befriends Walrus. Pee-wee wants to play with Vinny, and Vinny flees as quickly as possible. Waluigi is warned that his brother may want to disrupt his relationship.
• Kenny decides Gordon Ramsay needs a sweetheart, and sets him up with... Seabiscuit. Somehow, they hit it off. Kenny proceeds to comment on his own upsetting past.
• Two Faced is too full to eat a buttered potato (her all-time favorite) for one of Vinny's money-making attempts, angering Vinny enough to use his distorter. He instead feeds it to Tucker... and it's his all-time favorite.
• Snoop is sick, confirming Vinny's suspicion that he smoked some really bad weed. Vineschnoz likes making vacation lists, prompting Vinny to compare him to Schindler, until he realized that that list was a good one.
• Vinny sells more treasures, and comments that if Vlinny is voted off, he'll have wasted $8,000. Some pretty standard Quirky Questions are asked, and so the voting commences.
• The rules of the voting determine that the top two islanders will be voted off this episode. For most of the round, as expected, Vlinny is in second place. However, when Vinny threatens to not show off the space trip ever if he is eliminated, the votes shift heavily. The final results:
  • #5: Tucker, with 77 votes.
  • #4: Witch, with 89 votes.
  • #3: Vlinny, with 331 votes.
  • #2: Two Faced, with 350 votes (15% of all votes)
  • #1: Broccoli, with 627 votes (28% of all votes)
• As expected, Broccoli is evicted swiftly. However, Vinny admits that he influenced the vote, and thus, to be fair, Two Faced gets to stay. She's on very thin ice, but she can still last if she isn't voted on as much next time. Vinny saves, and later checks art: Two Faced has gotten a surprising amount of supporters.

Episode 54: Battle Royale (September 7, 2015)^note The first stream in 60 frames per second.

• Southbird's condensed version begins with a recap of Vlinny not going to space and the contested vote between Vlinny and Two Faced.
• Vinny reveals that Vlinny and Two Faced will have a battle royale. One of them will go. Meanwhile, Vinesauce reports on a flying croissant.
• Mulder befriends Bowser, and a lot of the islanders are asleep. Vineschnoz shows off a funny face, completely unaware of the one he already has.
• Sponge had a fight with Satan. Amazingly, Satan forgives him. Two Faced, who's wearing her strawberry hat, had a strawberry to eat. Vinny pushes her on a swing, as this may be her last night on the island.
• Tucker says that Clown is awesome and is fed Karl's dream French fries. Jesus asks Vinny for a game, and with Isaac as the referee, the 3DS crashes. Vinny is completely baffled.
• Vinny restarts the game, setting the clock earlier. Cling On reports on Seabiscuit catching a prize fish using a frozen treat lure.
• Princess Peach offers to take Vinny's picture and takes a picture of a squid.. yarn... thing.
• Satan wants a new hat. Vinny decides Jesus rewrote reality, petulant over Satan forgiving someone. Gordon, who's starving, is given pizza and another frying pan. He makes sausage.
• Vinny decides Pretzel's counterpart to Princess Peach is a girl named Chocolate. Snoop Dogg is curious about himself and Cling On.
• Alpaca and Walrus are going to have a baby! Alpaca immediately rolls around on the floor.
• Little Mac wants a new hair color. Vinny randomly gives him gray hair, aging 20 years. Lumberjahn wants a flashy hat and loves what he's given.
• Jesus has an intense feeling of déjà vu, severely freaking Vinny out. Vlinny finally goes to space, bringing Ralph with him. He becomes an astronaut.
• Small Face feels he was destined for something great, maybe to save the world.
• After a few rounds of Quirky Questions, the Battle Royale begins. Vlinny wins the first match, Two Faced the second, and Vlinny the third. He also defeats Vinny himself in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U And so, Two Faced is evicted.
• Seabiscuit loses the other popular vote and is evicted as well, her final words saying that she and Groose will be besties forever. Vinny shows off a copious amount of fan art, including several of Princess Chocolate.

Episode 55: Finale (October 12, 2015)

• A recap starts things off. Vlinny has beaten Two Faced, removing her, and Seabiscuit also got removed.
• invoked We start the day off with a sad tale. Episode 54 was good. Too good. Vinny thought it was so good, that he couldn't think of how to top it. This led to a slight hiatus. Now that he has returned, Vinny has decided that he won't top it. Instead, he will just check up on everyone. There won't even be an elimination vote; the viewers will instead vote on their favorite islander. Then, the series will close.
• When the game boots up, Walrus and Alpaca call up Vinny. They had a baby! It's a girl named Jocelyn, with a face that looks incredibly bizarre due to how the Mii Maker works. Vinny leaves them for now.
• The news starts up. Gordon reports on sheep being attracted to Vineschnoz's snoring. Well, he does have the biggest nose on the island.
• Alpaca and Walrus call up Vinny, requesting him to calm down Jocelyn. He fails completely, and Walrus has to take the baby from him.
• Tucker is cooking for Groose, Snoop Dogg (who seems to be a new idol of Tucker's after the rap battles last time), and Isaac at a barbecue. He's a pretty good cook, but his dislike of sauce leads to Vinny jumping ship.
• Vinesauce is fighting with Princess Peach. Vinny helps them "resonate with joy" (when he says this, Peach's face is replaced by the face of a Grandchild from Albino Lullaby). Donkey Kong has also had a fight, with Isaac, but Vinny is more concerned about being calmly greeted by a smiling DK while he's jumping around in anger. Vinny feeds him s'mores, commenting on how they're impossible to dislike, and indeed, it's DK's all-time favorite. He makes up with Isaac with Vinny commenting on how DK's knowledge of the series ending and Isaac's reality-breaking powers led to the fight.
• Waluigi hasn't seen Vinny in a while... or anything at all, due to his hat. Vinny gives him a checkered apartment. Vinny checks on Jocelyn again (Southbird messing with Alpaca's angry face again), and fails once again at appeasing the child.
• invokedVinny has decided that it's time to break a trend. Visiting Witch, he gives her a new dress, breaking a streak that Vinny overestimated the length of^*Vinny says she has always had that outfit, but she actually got a country girl outfit in the first episode and a disgusting-looking chocolate ice cream hat shortly afterward, and didn't get the witch costume until Episode 6, as Southbird points out, during which she never wore anything but a witch costume. He then comments on how Witch never got the same "attention" that other female islanders got (Southbird humors this by displaying art of an ugly Two Faced, Princess Peach as a bear, and a goofy-looking Cling On), wondering if the new outfit will rectify that.
• Bowser thinks a crisis is a good growing opportunity, but Vinny doesn't entirely agree. He gets the catchphrase "Graahhmple Skilt". Scully dreams of being 50 years older, and Vinny comments on how that's what she'll look like when Vinny's still streaming in 50 years.
• Lumber Jahn gets the happy catchphrase "Rub titties". No, the filter does not detect that word. After showing how much he's adapted to the island lifestlye (Southbird adds in fan art of Two Faced on the floor, which he glances at), he poses for "Natural Human Magazine".
• After getting some flannel, Kenny explains that he walks fast, which is probably good for a person like him. Small Face is himself. Groose seems to have fully accepted Lumber Jahn. David Bowie learns to say "under pressure" when mad. Bowie's next phase is "Arabian genie", which Vinny supports.
• Vinny greets Vineschnoz with a question on if he's been "jostling any sheep". He removes the price tag from his clothes before asking for new clothes, getting an outfit that makes him "almost pass for a human". After thinking about how opposite he and Vineschnoz are, he feeds him candy corn to test it. They both hate it, with Vineschnoz melting from it.
• Sponge, after saying something incredibly in-character, is given a PB & J to eat alone. After a game involving PB & J, Sponge gets his first pair of non-orange clothes, a gray jacket and scarf. This, along with his eyepatch, makes him look like a Russian scientist.
• Ben Drowned is turned into adult, this time permanently. Thanks to his crossdressing and general creepiness, Vinny thinks he looks like a washed-out child star who grew up and "joined Velvet Underground cover bands about pizza", like McSwoley Bulkin, whoever that is. After the montage, Ben gets a shirt with cars on it, and Vinny decides that he really hasn't grown up. (Southbird slips in a "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" on a whiteboard during the montage, as well as fan art of Seabiscuit in a painting frame).
• Witch asks if she and Waluigi are a good couple. Vinny decides to agree this time, thinking that breaking them up would be bad. Pretzel is visited next, and, for no reason, Vinny decides to give him an extremely bad voice and a recurring use of "Ehhh, you know!", imitating him talking to Mario about Sponge. Vinny puts himself into hysterics because of it, and Southbird only escalates things by switching between various pieces of Pretzel fan art while he's talking.
• The weirdness of the Pretzel voice is quickly overtaken when Clown tells Small Face that a giant nocturnal pickles troll has taken Cling On (Small Face's ex-girlfriend) prisoner, and Small Face uses caviar to turn into the "Super Saiyan" Small Face Hero. All this in a dream, of course.
• While checking on Vineschnoz's dream, Vinny says that Sponge's real name is "Spundage" (which Vinny used earlier while imitating Pretzel), and that he and Pretzel come from "Kraskatalia", which Vinny later said is... somewhere in Europe. When Vineschnoz wakes up, he tells Vinny that he has good intentions, and Vinny immediately leaves.
• Jesus gets a green gladiator outfit, and compliments Vinny, which Vinny takes as an attempt to get on his good side. Waluigi gets a pink robe, and emphasizes how much of his character revolves around Witch. Pee-wee switches out his iconic suit for a jacket, and Vinny proceeds to voice him and give out Too Much Information.
• Snoop has a cat in his head; either he smoked a cat into his brain, or he has pussy on his mind. Satan fails to befriend Cling On. Wario's balloon voice is commented on.
• Cling On asks what Vinny does when he's alone and bored. In the SB Edit, the scene cuts to some Relax-o-Vision, and then cuts back to Cling On being grossed out by... whatever Vinny said. (He said he picks his nose.) She gets a travel ticket, and takes her boyfriend, Vinesauce, to Hawaii with it. Vinny is more concerned with Vinesauce's tacky bowler hat, which a chat member thinks is a fedora. He invokes Rick once again.
• Tucker's mind is empty as usual. Pretzel's voice comes back when he's playing the Wii U with Lumber Jahn. A happy Hamburger gets the phrase "Hold the onions". An awkward visit to Ralph follows, involving "Dan Nicky your Bobbie s".
• Vinny thinks that his Gaben is an accurate portrayal of the real Gabe Newell. From outside the apartment, Vinny watches Gaben confirm say that something is "worth the wait/weight" four times, and cancel Half-Life 3. Half-Life 4 confirmed? This is all over unfitting Final Fantasy VII music in the SB Edit, due to Southbird dodging audio bots.
• Clown's saying of "Karl" weirds out Vinny, and Southbird complies with his request to slow down and zoom in on that part. He attempts to bring Clown back to life with a Kid-o-matic, but he's perfectly fine as he is.
• Karl is in love! He is stuck between Cling On and Peach, and Vinny obviously tells him to go with the latter (though neither is single). So, Karl meets up with Peach at the park, draws her in with a poem about dumping chumps and wanking Mancs, another islander confesses (Pretzel), and Peach... rejects them both. Yep, History Repeats from Episode 40, and Southbird inserts clips from that episode to cement it.
  "Dump the chump mate, wank the manc. Alright. Just moanin an tha"
• It's definite — Karl will never be able to get a woman. But he doesn't need to; all he needs is some salami to rocket into space, which Vinny gladly gives to him. That's something we all need in life.
• Ralph calls upon Vinny to pun on him. Groose is wearing makeup, and Vinny calls him out for negatively developing his character. Gordon cooks for the last time, making a danish pastry. He also wants to cook up Alpaca, who Vinny visits afterwards.
• Scrumin' Birt makes his presence known in the finale, as Vineswole and Alpaca take bad pictures. Hailey's catchphrase confuses Vinny. Isaac is still plotting about doing the impossible, so nothing's changed with him. Banana gets her first (actually second) non-yellow outfit. Isaac immediately calls Vinny back to request new clothes, and Vinny complies for once. Vinny suspects that his lack of clothes was the reason he kept acting badly, but the fart he lets rip afterwards disproves it.
• Little Mac makes a snowsuit. Vlinny is visited last, and he is given a travel ticket. He goes to Switzerland with Ralph and Small Face. Mulder interrogates the islanders in Quirky Questions, and other general questions about the series ending are asked.
• After saving, Vinny pulls up a poll of the favorite islanders, not the worst, to see who is the most popular. The rankings:
  • #9: David Bowie, with 59 votes
  • #8: Isaac, with 70 votes
  • #7: Lumber Jahn, with 72 votes
  • #6: Pretzel, with 79 votes
  • #5: Chef Gordon, with 144 votes
  • #4: Vlinny, with 164 votes
  • #3: Karl, with 171 votes
  • #2: Cling On, with 194 votes
  • #1: Sponge, with 545 votes (26% of all votes)
  • The least popular islanders (or, at least the ones that went unnoticed) include Tingle, Hailey, Clown, Kenny, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Clown Lady, Scully, and Pinkle, with the last two getting three votes each.
• Vinny closes the series with a final speech about the series, how the fans helped so much with it, and how he hopes he will continue with the series someday, when a sequel comes out. Southbird adds his own credits thanking everyone, while music from Chrono Trigger (Vinny's first-ever streamed game) plays.

Post-finale specials

Episode 56: The David Bowie Special

Episode 56: The David Bowie Special (January 18, 2016)

• Some context: On January 10, 2016, David Bowie passed away. Vinny had talked about it on streams around that time, and eventually decided to do a Strawpoll and see what people would think about doing another Tomodachi Life stream in dedication to him. The majority of people decided that Vinny should return to the game and "release" David Bowie's Mii. References are made to Bowie being Sponge's Only Friend and his pirate album.
• A week later, in memory of David Bowie, Vinny returns to the game. He starts things off with a David Bowie tribute made by Captain Southbird.
• Vinny starts the game and is immediately greeted by a phone call from Alpaca and Scrumin' Birt (who Vinny imitates). Jocelyn is grown up! Vinny is terrified by her thanks to him interpreting her face literally (with her mouth actually being a mouth instead of a nose, which she inherited from her father, among other things). He decides to move her in, and watches the scrapbook montage.
• Vlinny (who still has white hair) tells the news. Bowser now has a talk show, where he solved all of Groose's problems in thirty minutes. Considering how many problems Groose has, that's pretty impressive, though Ben and Pretzel don't care. After hearing Vlinny's full name, Vinny accurately sums up Tomodachi Life while Scrumin' Birt continues to be an annoyance.
  "This game is so stupid, and if you're away for a while, you forget how stupid it really is."
• Bowie is working the Night Market stand. Vinny buys a mystery bag and gets a bathhouse interior, smoked salmon, and a magician costume. Vinny is convinced this is a hint to an album Bowie had produced while on the island.
• Waluigi (who remarks, while wearing a hat that covers his eyes, that it's been three months since he last saw Vinny) introduces Ralph and Clown Lady to each other, while Vinny wonders what Bowie's super all-time favorite food is, since that can send him to space briefly. (Note that nobody knows, since the QR Code Vinny used to add him was a Mii Maker code and thus lacks Tomodachi Life-specific data, and Vinny has neglected to make a code specifically for this game using his own copy.)
• Vinny notes that Jocelyn moved into Two Faced's old apartment, and visits her. She remarks on how tough her father is, but nothing else too interesting happens with her. More importantly, Bowie's apartment is visited, wherein he remarks about a horror movie he saw last week. Vinny assures him it was just a movie. He's fed a butter cookie and plays a game with Vinny that involves Sponge, and then is fed a bell pepper, which he doesn't like thanks to a habit of consuming nothing but peppers, milk, and cocaine he had in the '70s^note Late 1974 through early 1977 had been described by the real David Bowie as some of the darkest days of his life and spawned his least pleasant persona, The Thin White Duke.
• Clown shows Vinny a funny face. Vinny thinks the ladies love Clown because they love people with mysterious pasts (or so Vlinny told him). Peach wants clothes, and gets a leather jacket and jeans instead of a dress, which Vinny says is because she's in her Nirvana phase. Pretzel is fed potato chips and melts, cracking Vinny up.
• Clown Lady says she loves maymays, as well as Donkey Kong. Vinny sends her to the café... and he doesn't show up. Determined, she tries again at the beach, and someone does come. Except it's Bowser (DK's best friend; Vinny can't tell them apart), there to tell her that DK isn't interested. Vinny is disgusted.
• Vinny insults Hamburger by giving her the worried catchphrase "boring character". David Bowie hangs out with Sponge at the merry-go-round, then heads home to take a picture of a dog, which he titles "Begging for Forgiveness". Vinny suggests that Lumber Jahn has a program attenuator inside him.
• Pretzel hangs out with Donkey Kong, expressing his lack of emotion and his desire to have more friends (which Vinny interprets as a dig against DK, who is happy about rejecting Clown Lady). Lumber Jahn and Jesus play video games.
• Vinny visits Snoop, and brings up the real Snoop's angry message to Microsoft when the Xbox One servers were down. Vinny visits Satan, commenting on his bee costume (this was after Vinny discovered that "it's hip to fuck bees").
• Vinny visits Cling On and sings (to the tune of "Starman") about her tendency to ask questions. She gets a new outfit and mentions how yoga made her flexible (or as she puts it, "crazy bendy"); Vinny notes the implications of this and the fact that Vinesauce is her sweetheart. Vinny visits Hailey while she's farting, and leaves when she says Vineswole isn't perfect.
• Vinny takes a long look at Pretzel's "leaning forward and looking up" pose from outside his room. Vineswole is visited and gets praised as perfection. He gets a business suit and a baseball bat, and Vinny canonizes that he runs a philosphical podcast about the island, noting it to be canon.
  "The key is to lift, with your mind and your body."
• Pretzel loses a rap battle against Bowser, disappointing Vinny. Lamb Chop and Gordon Ramsay engage in a rap battle, with David Bowie and Small Face backing Gordon. Despite this, he still loses. Wario and Banana also engage in a rap battle, with Vinny declaring Banana's (or B-Nan, as he calls her) mixtape to be titled "Rhyme Crimes". Banana eventually loses after a long fight, and Gordon makes short work of Alpaca (with Gordon being backed by the his opponent's daughter, for whatever reason) in another battle. Sponge and Waluigi then face off while Vinny debates how distantly related they are, and declares Sponge to be the unbeatable Doctor S, because of the docot's outfit he is wearing. He is proven right after Waluigi calls off the rap battle to go to bed.
• Vinny visits Pee-wee, and is confused when Pee-wee asks him if he heard any "froggy noises" coming from his apartment, denying that he had any reason to ask. He then visits Kenny (still wearing his frog hat), and assumes that Kenny was in Pee-wee's apartment, roleplaying as a frog. He then goes to visit Vinesauce, declaring his intention to play with himself.
• Vinny receives stomach medicine from Sponge after feeding him hard candy, which he assumes Sponge will desperately need later. After this, he plays a few rounds of Quirky Questions, where it's revealed that no one loves David Bowie or listens to his music, but that he's slept with Vlinny, Lamb Chop, Pretzel, Alpaca, and Clown Lady. It's also revealed that Ben Drowned and Kenny would rather be in Animal Crossing and also have no interest in David Bowie (though Kenny would later contradict himself). Snoop Dogg is also surprised that Clown is good at Xbox, after his own inability to get online, as mentioned above.
• After repeated suggestions from chat, Vinny attempts to feed David Bowie some loco moco, but he's too full from earlier feedings. Vinny then gives him a travel ticket. Bowie then takes Karl to Hawaii, and Vinny sets up a poll determining whether or not Bowie should be removed from the island out of respect. After a very close poll, it is decided that he will be released. As Bowie is partying in his apartment with Bowser and Snoop Dogg, Vinny sends him off to "Goodbye Moonmen".
• After erasing Bowie, he discovers that Vinesauce wants to propose to Cling On. However, his efforts are hindered by Scrumin' Birt, and Cling On's thoughts about loco moco and Waluigi, fulfilling a prophecy he made way back in Episode 2. Vinny then plays a clip of Charles Martinet (Waluigi's voice actor) saying, in Waluigi's voice, "Too bad, Waluigi time!" (a fan had asked him to say that at a convention), and declares that there won't be a happy ending now.
• Someone in chat tells Vinny that deleting Bowie automatically saved the game, which may mean that there still might be a chance for Vinesauce to successfully propose to Cling On. After Captain Southbird says that nothing important happened besides the deletion, and that they have nothing to lose, Vinny hesitantly restarts the game. Unfortunately, the game did not save (the game only automatically saves when StreetPass data is saved), David Bowie still exists in the game, and another alternate universe is created.
  Vinny: "'How does it feel having 5,000 people by the balls?' Hmm... It feels like my balls right now."
• Despite yet another alternate timeline being created, Vinny is optimistic, as now he can finally feed David Bowie the loco moco. He doesn't like it at all, and he also discovers that Vinesauce no longer wants to propose to Cling On. But, love is still in town for Clown Lady, and this time she's interested in Sponge and Bowser.
• Vinny sets up Clown Lady with Sponge, and he declares this timeline will have the happy ending: Sponge loses his closest friend, but gains a girlfriend. He then deletes Bowie again, only playing a small bit of "Goodbye Moonmen".
• As revenge for Waluigi sabotaging Vinesauce's proposal, Vinny decides to torture him. He gives Waluigi some gladiator armor and feeds him loco moco, which only mildly displeases him. Vinny tries to end the series on Clown Lady and Sponge being happy together, but then he gets one more torture idea: feeding Waluigi a frozen treat. This backfires, as it turns out to be Waluigi's super all-time favorite food. Vinny still manages to laugh at Waluigi's high-pitched squeal of glee as he goes into space.
• Vinny ends the special by remarking on the creation of another alternate timeline, and reassuring viewers that he will come back to Tomodachi Life for special occasions, whatever those may be.

Episode 57: The April Fool's Visit

Episode 57: April Fool's Visit (April 1, 2017)

• After half a year of no activity, Vinny visits Vineland Island once more. He spots Witch and Jesus doing ballet and Sponge and Satan hanging out.
• Vinny adds Johnny from The Room (2003) to the island.^NoteIn the full stream, Johnny is actually added near the end.
• Jesus gives a news report regarding the arrival of schoolgirl uniforms in the import-wear shop, modeled by Jocelyn, who Vinny initially seems to forget. Vinny visits Vinesauce, who brags about dating Cling On to Vinny's dismay. He then visits Pretzel and Clown, criticizing the later's over-reliance on fart jokes.
• Vinny accidentally finds out Witch's super all-time favorite food is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Afterwards, he visits Gaben, who calls himself a genius, prompting Vinny to ask why the game is still self-aware. Cling On is seen partying in her apartment with Ben and Snoop Dogg. Vinny assumes Snoop and Cling On are getting high together.
• Vinny teaches Vlinny the phrase "fuk the pain awa" (originally meant to be "fuck the pain away", but shortened due to length and censoring), and helps calm down Walrus, upset after a fight with Clown Lady. Vinny takes the time to remark on how he became sympathetic to Walrus over the course of the series, and the arguing parties make up.
• Hailey gets a new outfit, and Vinny reacts awkwardly when she says the she loves him. He then tries to teach Pretzel to say "ehhhhh you know", but can't get it exact due to the text-to-speech's messing up the pronunciation. Hamburger then reports on Tingle's 43rd birthday, while Vinny claims that he's a joke due to his birthday being set on April Fool's Day.
• Rick Sanchez is added to the island, in honor of the season 3 premiere being aired the same day. Vinny sets Rick's birthday on April 1st, and gives him a Hawaiian shirt. Vinny claims that this is now "Rick and Morty Go Hawaiian", except that Morty has already died. He also uses the Kid-o-matic to turn Rick into Tiny Rick. After running around on the playground for a bit, he immediately goes to sleep once Vinny leaves.
• Vinny complements Ralph's working life as a bus driver, and then remarks that after a long day of work, Ralph drinks himself to unconsciousness. Gordon Ramsay attempts to show Groose how to cook a cat (according to Vinny), but abandons this when Vinny visits. Vinny then comments that Jocelyn is only able to navigate via sense of taste, since she has no eyes or nose.
• Vineschnoz is seen on the roof of the apartment, looking into space for David Bowie and waving at what he thinks is him. Vinny comments that he lacks any sort of purpose and has no point, and then starts Quirky Questions. It's revealed that no one on the island thinks about the inevitability of death; Cling On, Witch, and Little Mac admit to trying Tingle's "dingle"; and Cling On has absolutely no interest in the current stream, much to Vinny's confusion, seeing as she's dating his Mii. Vinny also tests how self-aware the game currently is when Rick appears in a round. Rick doesn't hide science in his apartment (although Lumber Jahn admits he does) or have any interest in hookers and blow (but Lumber Jahn, Satan, and Gordon all have a large interest), but Vinny gives the latter one a pass since he's still Tiny Rick. He does still admit to needing Morty to be happy, which Vinny sees as heartwarming.
• Ben is in love with Hailey, and plans to confess to her at the diner. When they get there, Vinny notices Vineswole sitting near them, possibly to check in on Hailey. However, he's actually there to confess his love for her as well! Despite Ben's offer of a bonsai tree, Hailey chooses Vineswole, and the two friends become lovers. Vinny spends several minutes trying to cheer Ben up.
• Vinny encourages Pretzel to try asking Peach on a date, and tries to get Snoop Dogg and Mulder to be friends. Snoop overcomes the freakiness of Mulder's apartment, but they don't hit it off. Vinny ends the stream with some encore performances of fan-favorite songs, but is cut short in Southbird's edit when he begs to be shot. And thus ends another visit to Vineland Island, for what Vinny claims will be another two years.

Southbird's Out-of-Band videos

Euro Vineland Island

Episode 1

• The video begins with a news report by the first islander to move in, a sophisticated, soft-spoken Vinesauce knockoff named BootlegVin. The news report is about Wario figure-skating.
• Southbird feeds BootlegVin a slice of pizza. He enjoys it, not unlike the real Vinny.
• Seabiscuit introduces herself. Her vocal flaws from the North American version are completely gone, and she speaks similarly to BootlegVin. She describes herself as very capable.
• Southbird checks on Dheerse, the other islander with a horrible voice in Vinny's streams. Instead of sounding horribly wheezy, she sounds like an old, upper-class Englishwoman. She asks for new clothes, but doesn't like what she receives.
• Mac claims he knows nothing about Banana, his wife in the main series.
• Witch says she wants to be friends with Groose, though it sounds like she says she wants to be friends with grass. She attempts to befriend him by flattering him and succeeds.
• Two Faced claims to be more serious than her smiles (plural) let on.
• Waluigi, who's known for playing sports in his home franchise, asks for a hat he can wear while doing so. He receives a knit cap and likes it, despite it blocking his eyes. Not long after receiving his hat, DK says he wants to be friends.
• Jesus introduces himself. Surprisingly, his name is pronounced properly.
• Satan introduces himself by saying that he does things his own way. He claims he cares about others, despite speaking in a Creepy Monotone.
• Cling On states that she'd love to cut loose, but laments not being able to do so.
• BootlegVin asks for something to say when he's happy. He receives "Quality expected."
• Cling On is shivering in her apartment. Southbird gives her a sweater and she loves it.
• Pretzel, who's established as being emotionless in the main series, introduces himself as a serious person. Tingle describes himself the same way.
• Walrus dreams of looking at himself in a mirror. An image of Alpaca, his wife in the main series, rises up in the reflection, followed by appearing outside the mirror. This scares him.
• Small Face claims that Lamb Chop is a good singer. Lamb Chop herself claims she doesn't "make a song and dance about it" if something good happens, coincidentally using a related metaphor.
• Cling On shows off a weird face she's been working on, followed by saying she believes that it's a waste of time to do something without a reason.
• Wario asks Southbird to look inside his head. Nothing is there, but he claims to think about that sort of thing anyway.
• Sponge dreams that he's a bobblehead doll in a car driven by Two Faced, with Groose in the passenger seat. Groose questions why she suddenly hit the brakes and she claims she stopped to pee, with Groose stating that he told her to go before they left.
• The video ends with Dheerse saying (in her overly posh voice) that "Nothing special is happening 'down there'" and Southbird quitting the game.

Episode 2: Word Chain and Other Languages

• Jesus and Alpaca start a round of Word Chain, an event from the Japanese version that was replaced entirely by Rap Battles in the North American version while appearing alongside that event in the European version. Southbird's caption comments on how uninteresting it is when played using a language that uses the Latin alphabet.^ExplanationThe original Japanese event involves one participant saying a word and then the other participant saying a word beginning with the syllable the previous word ended with. As Latin letters don't always represent whole syllables and are occasionally completely silent, the event became less interesting in the European version, which involves one participant saying a word beginning with the letter the previous participant's word ended with. The event ends with Jesus giving up.
• Clown Lady and Wario start another round of Word Chain. Southbird shows it to give another example of how the event can be lost; in this case, Clown Lady says a word that had already been used.
• Southbird comments that he'll be changing the language from English soon. We get a comment from the island's resident Englishman (Karl) saying that he never knows what to say when someone says he looks like someone else.
• Small Face says that he wants everyone to love him and Seabiscuit says "Oh my goodness" in a sad way, followed by saying she wants to make a lot of money (but not tell anyone about it).
• Alpaca says she wishes she looked a little different. Lamb Chop wants to set Karl up with Clown Lady, but she ends up failing.
• Cling On introduces the switch to French by speaking with a French accent.
• A Mii News (or rather, Infos Mii) segment hosted by Lamb Chop is shown. Gaben reportedly found a talking die.
• With the language still set to French, Cling On says she faces failure by wishing that she had never tried.
• Right after speaking French, Clown Lady angrily denies that she speaks the language.
• Karl receives the catchphrase "Ello, I'm Karl!" (which is spoken with a French accent).
• Alpaca receives new clothes and has a flower petal stuck to her head. Southbird removes the petal.
• Wario wants to be friends with Jahn. He succeeds and Southbird gives him the catchphrase "Wahaha" when he levels up. This is followed by Wario commenting that he plays with Jahn almost every day, despite not knowing him until recently.
• Southbird plays the memory game ("Quiz mémoire" in French) with Alpaca and the game ends in a draw. Southbird zooms in on the "Quitter" button and selects it.
• DK greets Southbird by saying "Bonsoir" and receives "Ooh, banana" as a catchphrase.
• A Rap Battle (which Southbird never showed in English) between Small Face and Clown Lady is held. Clown Lady wins.
• Cling On wonders if she'll have made progress tomorrow relative to what she's done today. She also doesn't want Southbird to stare at her up close.
• BootlegVin plays the Zoom Quiz (rendered as "Quiz zoom" due to word-order differences) with Southbird.
• Cling On introduces the German segment by speaking with a German accent.
• A Rap Battle occurs between Alpaca and Pretzel. Alpaca loses.
• Skelorita receives "Skelorizzle" as a catchphrase. It's pronounced more like "Skeloritzla" due to German spelling rules.
• Walrus greets Southbird by saying "Guten Abend" and shows off a funny face.
• Alpaca gains "Paca Plus" (her original game) as a catchphrase.
• Lamb Chop says something Google Translate renders oddly.
  "The other day I met Small face. He had run (?) well."
• Witch receives her trademark "Yohoho my pretty" catchphrase (or rather, Lieblingsphrase).
• Banana wants to be friends with Karl. She succeeds.
• BootlegVin exclaims "Quality expected" to end the German segment.
• Cling On introduces the Spanish segment by speaking with a Spanish accent. She speaks actual Spanish afterward, with Google Translate giving the awkward translation of "Neither can think of going on a trip without leaving everything well tied."
• Another Rap Battle is held, this time between Witch and Little Mac. Mac wins with little effort.
• Small Face, who's even more of a Motor Mouth when speaking Spanish, is in love with Lamb Chop. He asks her out at school and she accepts.
• Ralph asks for a new interior. Southbird complies with his request, though he doesn't tour the room afterward. Ralph levels up and receives his trademark "To the buvvins" catchphrase.
• BootlegVin says he saw a movie that Ben recommended to him and ended up falling asleep during it.
• Another awkward Google translation, this time of something Two Faced said: "Dress me slowly, to rush. And I said my mother, and I always move me." Southbird's response: "What??"
• When Witch wakes up, her exclamation of "¡Aaay!" earns a Fonzie reference from Southbird. She says she hates to lose, so she avoids situations that she knows she'll lose.
• Once again, BootlegVin says "Quality expected" to end the segment, while Cling On introduces the Italian segment by speaking with an Italian accent.
• Walrus receives "Goo goo g'joob" as his catchphrase, though it sounds more like "Jyo jyo yoob" due to Italian spelling rules.
• BootlegVin takes a picture of Small Face and Lamb Chop, who were previously shown to have fallen in love. BootlegVin refers to it as an unexpected meeting.
• A Rap Battle is held between Clown and Skelorita. Skelorita, who has a high-pitched and wheezy voice when speaking Italian, quickly wins.
• BootlegVin says "Quality expected" again, this time to end the video itself.

Episode 3: Music Videos

• BootlegVin covers "Right Em' in the Wrong Hole" and his refined Received Pronunciation accent gives his rendition of the song a Sophisticated as Hell vibe. One of his backup dancers is Vlinny, the first Vinesauce knockoff to ever appear in the Vinesauce Tomodachi Life series.
• Cling On sings "Questions" with the language set to French. The words' pronunciations vary between English with a French accent and Foreign Sounding Gibberish.
• Witch and Waluigi (as Smellz Like Feet) sing "Livin' the Dream" with the language set to Spanish. Aside from the lyrics that actually are gibberish, the lyrics' pronunciations contain a a mixture of English with a Spanish accent and Foreign Sounding Gibberish.
• Sponge sings "The Ballad of Sponge" with the language set to German. The lyrics' pronunciations are generally more accurate this time (though they're sung with a relatively thick German accent), though a few words are pronounced as though they were native German words (such as "inside" being pronounced "in-seed-uh").
• Two Faced sings "Opera Star" with the language set to Italian. The English lyrics are pronounced more accurately than with French and Spanish, but less accurately than with German. She also sings some lines somewhat slowly.

Episode 4: Miscellaneous Antics

• BootlegVin comments that it feels like an eternity since he last saw his look-alike (the residents of SB Eurolan tend to refer to Southbird as "BootlegVin's look-alike").
• Seabiscuit does a news report on Tai Chi, which is gradually increasing in popularity. Two Faced, the trainer, is shown with Groose, Vlinny, and Banana as pupils. When interviewed, Clown shows interest in the new craze while Donkey Kong says something about world peace.
• Southbird plays the Flying Disc game with Walrus and Broccoli. As Vinny rarely streams earlier in the day, this is a feature that Vinny generally ignored. Walrus brags about his throwing skills, using his "Walrus Extreme" throw to give the disc to Broccoli. Broccoli counters with his "Broccoli Shot" throw.
• Clown Lady tells Lamb Chop that she met Vlinny, who is reportedly obsessed with screws. She changes the subject to Lamb Chop's opinion on who the coolest islander is, and she says it's Jahn.
• Satan wants to be friends with Walrus, who's friends with Jesus in the main series. The two end up becoming friends.
• A segment focusing on Cling On starts with her saying it feels like an eternity since she last saw Southbird. She claims to be an expert on disposable nappies (diapers in American English), for whatever reason.
• Cling On gets a new catchphrase, which consists of random Greek letters accompanied by pointing. The text-to-speech engine doesn't support Greek or Cyrillic letters in either English translation, so nothing is actually said.
• Cling On is given some cold medicine, despite not having a cold. She comments that it tasted bitter. She also comments that being happy at work is all that matters.
• Cling On runs the Morning Market. She urges people to buy the food before it sells out.
• Cling On runs a magic show. She asks for a volunteer, and asks for Southbird (who's apparently a "bored person"). She wants him to concentrate his magic energy (by pushing his hands toward the camera) while she saws Witch in half. She comments that she can feel his magic while the trick is in progress, and the trick is a success (though we never see the box being put back together).
• Hamburger does a news report. Southbird has solved 100 problems on SB Eurolan. A ceremony is held at the SB Eurolan Centre and Dheerse (who's apparently the island's spokesperson) gives a commemoration speech.
• Seabiscuit wonders if Southbird thinks he should be someplace else.
• Southbird plays the wrestling minigame (which is the same as the North American version's football minigame aside from cosmetic differences) with Donkey Kong (with Hamburger as the referee) and loses when BootlegVin is pushed out of the ring.
• Jesus receives "J-j-j-jesus" as a catchphrase. The individual "j"s are spelled out, though his name is pronounced using the usual English pronunciation.
• Sponge barbecues and comments that it's best to eat salad while waiting for the steak to cook. He refers to the act of barbecuing as "more art than science" and the game asks Southbird to blow into the microphone to keep the flame from getting too large.
• Satan (who's wearing a bow) plays a guitar at the fountain while Walrus watches.
• Mac says that he tends to walk into people when trying to pass them. BootlegVin also wonders if Southbird believes in fortune telling. Southbird claims he does and BootlegVin says you never know if it'll come true.
• BootlegVin does a news report. SB Eurolan police have arrested Ralph for putting hot mustard in other people's food. The officers are Donkey Kong and Bootleg Ben Drowned, with the latter making his first and only appearance in the series. He was apparently caught putting the mustard into a tomato that Clown was making. Ralph claims he doesn't know why he did it. During the interviews, Mac comments that he was only looking for a bathroom and Small Face claims that he can one-up Ralph.
• Southbird feeds Mac olives and he goes to space. This also happens if he's fed olives after being scanned into the North American version, but Vinny never discovered it.
• A Quirky Questions session is held. Karl asks who would have preferred to have been born as "an actual Vinesauce" and nobody answers. He then asks who is devoted to Southbird, and Hamburger eagerly raises her hand, while Waluigi raises his hand as well (with the latter surprising Banana). However, the same islanders would then claim that they have no interest in Southbird, with Banana once again being surprised by Waluigi's answer.
• Pretzel holds another Quirky Questions session. DK claims he's afraid of the real Vinesauce, Groose and DK are unaware that they're in a bootleg, and Mac actually enjoys being in a bootleg.
• Alpaca holds another Quirky Questions session. Nobody shows a lack of interest in being a bootleg, everyone present except for Dheerse prefers being a bootleg (with Dheerse being surprised at how content BootlegVin is with his status), and everyone present except for Dheerse loves Southbird, though BootlegVin is embarrassed about it.
• Karl holds yet another Quirky Questions session. He asks who can't stop thinking about Southbird and Cling On, Karl, Clown, Groose, and Waluigi raise their hands, though Groose and Waluigi are ashamed to admit it. Broccoli didn't raise his hand. However, Broccoli does say that he wants Southbird, and Cling On ashamedly says that she does as well. Finally, Karl asks who prefers Southbird, and Groose is the only one to raise his hand, which surprises Clown.

Vineland Island Japan

Episode 1: Islander Greetings!

• BootlegVin greets Southbird with "Konbanwa!" It seems that the Japanese version of the game uses roughly the same voice synthesizer as Tomodachi Collection, making the voices sound more robotic.
• Alpaca, who's Japanese in her original game, introduces herself in her inspiration's native tongue. She calls herself "the ultimate healing woman" (ironic, considering that her normal counterpart is known for having been a hopeless wreck).
• Banana introduces herself. Southbird entered her name as "Panana" by mistake. She says she can get along with everyone.
• Ben Drowned (or "Pen Drowned" as his name was mistakenly typed), who was replaced by a "bootleg" version in the European videos but appears in this series, introduces himself. He's troubled by the difference between ideals and reality.
• Balegdah introduces herself. Surprisingly, a woman who botches a Jaimaican accent is fluent in Japanese. She repeats Banana's greeting message.
• BonziBUDDY introduces himself by saying "BonziBUDDY desu." He thinks that he cares too much for others.
• Broccoli introduces himself. Since most QR Code data for this game is region-locked, his hair is not dyed green and he isn't wearing a broccoli hat, making him look "rotten". He claims that he's a serious man.
• CD-i Link introduces himself. His introduction is fairly long-winded, saying that he doesn't care what others think.
• Clown Lady introduces herself. Her descending vocal inflection returns from the North American version, though her voice sounds more synthetic. She says that she would do anything on a whim.
• Dolan introduces himself. His introduction (which is the same as Ben's) is fairly long-winded, not unlike CD-i Link's.
• Donkey Kong introduces himself, saying that he has a burning passion.
• Clown introduces himself. His voice has a sing-songy inflection not present in other versions of the game. He says that he would do anything on a whim.
• Gaben, who was accidentally called "Gapen" (though the "Ga" part is pronounced correctly this time), introduces himself. He says that he sets goals so high that they burst into flames. Hopefully Half-Life 3 is fireproof.
• Chef Gordon introduces himself. His chef title was translated into Japanese. Despite being a chef, he doesn't care what people think.
• Groose (who's referred to by his English name rather than his Japanese one, though his name isn't pronounced as "Grawce" or "Grouis" this time) introduces himself. He also has burning passion.
• Hamburger introduces herself, saying that she's fun. She has a squeaky-sounding voice in the Japanese version.
• Jahn introduces himself, though he doesn't give his name, instead demanding to be entertained.
• Jesus introduces himself. His name is pronounced using the usual Japanese pronunciation. Surprisingly, he gets worried often despite his slow-paced style
• Karl introduces himself. When speaking Japanese, he's a Motor Mouth with a high-pitched voice. He says he tries to keep a smile in his heart, though he probably isn't successful at it.
• Bowser introduces himself. This time he's called Koopa, his official Japanese name. He also doesn't care about thoughts.
• Cling On introduces herself. She still has a squeaky voice, though her inflection is nothing out of the ordinary. Apparently, she's well-suited to loneliness.
• Lamb Chop (whose name was mistakenly entered as "Lamb Chi-yop") introduces herself. She's noisy, but still abides by the rules.
• Little Mac introduces himself. He also sometimes gets worried.
• Pretzel introduces himself, calling himself serious. He's a Motor Mouth, not unlike when speaking English.
• Peach introduces herself. Her title was translated into Japanese. She goes at her own pace.
• Ralph (who was called "Ralph Pluetawn" by mistake) introduces himself, saying he prefers to do things alone. For reasons similar to Broccoli's lack of his trademark hair color, his eyebrows are gray instead of blue.
• Satan introduces himself. Like Jesus, his name is pronounced the Japanese way. Oddly, his introduction is the same as Jesus'.
• Seabiscuit (whose name was mistyped as "Seapiscuit") introduces herself. Her voice is low-pitched and quiet, completely unlike her voice in other appearances. She says she can do anything well, fitting her attention horse attitude.
• Witch introduces herself. She's light-skinned for some reason (this trait is shared with a few other islanders on the Japanese island, but it's the most visible on her) and she doesn't speak as slowly as she does when speaking American English. She's also used to being lonely.
• Small Face introduces himself. He's more of a Motor Mouth than he is when speaking English, not unlike when he spoke Spanish previously. He can enjoy anything.
• Sponge introduces himself. His voice is monotone, and, naturally, he prefers being alone.
• Tingle (whose name is written the same way as in the Japanese versions of the Zelda games) introduces himself. He's also serious, supposedly.
• Toad introduces himself. This time he's called Kinopio, the real Toad's official name in Japan. He would do anything on a whim, just like the clowns.
• Tucker introduces himself and his burning passion. When speaking he pauses at some points, including when saying his name.
• Two Faced introduces herself. She speaks more quickly than when speaking English, saying that she's surprisingly hardworking.
• Vlinny introduces himself. He appears to be better at speaking Japanese than Vineschnoz. He says that he's full of vigor.
• Waluigi (whose nickname contains a typo) introduces himself. He does things at his own pace while still getting worried.
• Wario introduces himself. His introduction is rather short, and appropriately, it's about how he doesn't talk much.
• Walrus introduces himself, saying that he cares too much for others. His voice was the least affected by the change in region. This was the last introduction in the video.

The Totally Normal Visit to the Island

• The episode begins with Southbird stating that it's been a while since Tomodachi Life was streamed on Vinesauce, so he'll have to stream it himself. He's accompanied by Zydelski, his brother.
• Southbird sees BootlegVin giddily dancing in his apartment while wearing a flamboyant skater outfit. After he's talked to within his apartment, he keeps nodding his head and comments (in an American accent this time) that he gets choked up when a stranger is kind to him, though he claims he isn't a crybaby. He follows this up by saying that something he made is a masterpiece, declaring himself to be a genius.
• Southbird thinks BootlegVin looks hungry and feeds him some barbecue. He stares straight at the camera while eating it and dislikes it so much that he convulses.
• Southbird checks on Waluigi, who keeps waving happily at him. Still waving (despite Southbird seeing no need for him to keep doing so), he comments that he wants to sleep in more often, followed by revealing a secret of his: That he's actually Super Dude.
  Southbird: "Ah, his true identity revealed!"
• Southbird feeds Waluigi some chicken pot pie. He stares at the camera while chewing it, then his dislike of it causes him to flail around. He then goes back to waving.
• After exiting Waluigi's apartment, Southbird sees Waluigi sliding around in circles.
  Southbird: "Oh, now he's skating!"
  Zydelski: [Makes a whooshing noise]
  Southbird: "Hey, you could do that!"
• Lamb Chop is shown in her apartment. She claims that the locals are easy to talk to and not smelly or mean at all. Southbird thinks that it's an insult.
  Lamb Chop: "Come back soon!"
  Southbird: "All right, bye."
• Karl says he's so glad to have met ⍰⍰⍰ (referred to as a "strange question mark character" by Southbird), claiming they have a lot in common. He receives an acorn hat and loves it. This is followed by him banging his head and waving. He then says he mostly comes up to his apartment when he has to fart.
  Karl: "I mostly come up here when I have to fart."
  Southbird: "So do I."
• A news flash occurs. Gaben reports that 9,999 problems were solved, but he doesn't find that impressive. Peach, who's acting as the island's spokesperson, merely talks about having lunch with ⍰⍰⍰ recently instead of actually giving a speech.
• Donkey Kong says Southbird is the best and thanks him, claiming he's offering a gift. Zydelski clears his throat when it turns out that Donkey Kong wants something from Southbird, who gives him a cheeseburger. He appears to enjoy it a bit too much, as he squints his eyes, grits his teeth, and clenches his fists.
• Donkey Kong claims Southbird is his father and is disgusted with this at first, then says he thinks it's cool. Southbird thinks that it might have been an insult.
• HOTDOG wants Southbird to look inside his belly, which is partially blocked by his face.
• Ben hosts a Zoom Quiz while simultaneously exercising. He seems disappointed when Southbird wins.
• Karl, still waving, notes that it's hard to make eye contact with people when your eyes are closed. Out of nowhere, he plays the football game with Southbird. During the game, the participants headbang wildly, and Zydelski joins in by screaming.
• Clown is shown flailing around in his apartment. When he's actually visited, he's shaking his head up and down and says that he saw someone making faces and wants to do so himself. For whatever reason, the option to teach him a new phrase comes up. He was supposed to start saying "Funny how?" when he's angry, but things don't go as planned.
  Clown: "Push down on the +Control Pad to speed through messages. Pass it on!"
  Southbird: "That's not exactly what I wrote for the phrase, but you know, it's good too!"
• Clown receives a frying pan and puts it into his pocket. With his head turned away and his hand still in his pocket, he claims he's hosting a party in Southbird's apartment and he wants him to be the DJ. After his apartment is exited, he goes back to flailing around, then starts sliding around in circles.
• Groose tells Southbird not to bully ⍰⍰⍰, or he'll punish him for it.
• Groose hosts another Zoom Quiz, simultaneously exercising, not unlike Ben. Someone asks whether the stream is of a corrupted Tomodachi Life, and Southbird denies it, claiming that the stream is totally normal.
• Witch is jogging in her apartment. She shakes her head up and down when visited, then tells Southbird that there's a ladybug on his head. Zydelski thinks she's mistaken and Southbird thinks he should do something about it.
• While giving Little Mac new clothes, the mannequins are shown to be crying. After receiving new clothes, Mac waves goodbye, followed by saying "⍰⍰⍰ ⍰⍰⍰ ⍰⍰⍰ good on anybody!" with the middle ⍰⍰⍰ being colored green.
• Southbird calls Seabiscuit to her apartment. True to her attention-seeking nature, she slides in on her legs and nods eagerly. She eats some Peking duck and enjoys it so much that she apparently passes out for a few seconds.
• Southbird checks on Dolan. He claims his roof is leaking and asks Southbird to fix it. Southbird says he will.
• Walrus claims he knows Southbird's destiny and is persistent in trying to get him to listen to him.
  Walrus: "Your destiny is written on this..."
  Southbird: "Oh. Hm. That sounds, um... I have to answer if my destiny is written on this or not."
  Zydelski: "Is it?"
  Southbird: "No thanks."
  Walrus: "I'll pay you back with interest! You can totally trust me."
  Southbird: "He's really trying to sell my destiny."
• Cling On is shown sleeping sitting up in her apartment. She's apparently dreaming that she's a superhero. After her apartment is entered, she's sleeping standing up this time, then immediately wakes up and says that ⍰⍰⍰ is awesome, followed by shaking her head up and down.
• Cling On says Southbird is the best and thanks him, then claims she's giving him a gift. It turns out that she wants something from Southbird, then says she mostly comes up to her apartment when she has to fart.
• Two Faced is waving happily and says she's glad to have met ⍰⍰⍰, saying they have a lot in common.
• Jesus is doing his "Jesus Thing" (which apparently consists of punching the air), though he ends up stopping to sit down.
• Sponge is slowly scooting across the floor on his butt, then he gets up and looks worried. He seems eager to move to another island when spoken to.
• BootlegVin comments that the food on this island (which isn't his original homeland) is very good. He ends up receiving a suit, though he doesn't like it.
• Wario says he's made several friends and considers himself to be likable. He then claims that he'd die if people found out about a secret he's hiding.
• A Rap Battle occurs... and it turns out to actually be Fan Fiction Spitball Corner. Instead of rhymes, characters exchange lines from TV Tropes' own fan fiction drinking game page. Dolan (whose work of origin features intentionally poor grammar) is defeated when Karl mentions the occurrence of a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare.
• invoked Another "Rap Battle" is held. Clown loses to Vlinny when he mentions Ascended Fanon.
• Yet another "Rap Battle" occurs. Broccoli loses to Waluigi when he mentions No Punctuation Period.
• Dolan is sliding around in circles in his apartment. He receives a disposable camera and randomly denies being ⍰⍰⍰. Southbird asks him to take an artsy photo and that provokes him to resign as president of Southbird's fan club. Dolan ominously states that Southbird is the only one who doesn't know what's going on, followed by showing his picture of a Japanese maple tree.
• Gaben says he's made wonderful memories on this island, receives a new interior, and claims that he and Southbird are being watched. He also thinks Southbird needs a haircut and states that he mostly comes up to his new apartment when he has to fart. He also apparently caught ⍰⍰⍰ eating something inedible.
• The stream ends with Peach waving goodbye in her apartment.