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"Come on in, lover."
As one of [adult swim]'s original hits, Aqua Teen Hunger Force has more than 10 seasons worth of absurd hilarity. There's a reason the Aqua Teens are #1 in da hood, G!

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    Season 1 

Rabbot

Bus of the Undead

  • Dr. Weird introducing Moth-Monster-Man:
    Dr. Weird: HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! (doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...) Moth-Monst-(...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole) OH NO! MOTH-MONSTERMAN, NO! COME BACK!
    Steve: He has escaped!
    Dr. Weird: Yes. Through the hole! [slips and falls] MY BANANA!
  • Carl once again makes himself the highlight of the episode when he discovers the Aqua Teens are siphoning electricity from his house to power Shake's Shake-Signal Spotlight Helmet, and he comes knocking on their door to raise hell at them.
    Meatwad: Good mornin' Carl!
    Carl: Yeah, it is a good mornin' there, little man. It's THREE IN THE MORNIN'!!
    Shake: Hey, Carl, did you see our flag? Pretty boss, huh?
    Carl: Look. All I know is this cord was plugged into my house. And your house was glowin' like the friggin' sun! So I put two and two together there, hey! And decided that you're pissin' me off.
    Shake: Oh, we are truly sorry, Carl. And it will, probably, never happen again...could we have our cord back?
    Carl: (Walks away) No, no, there. I'm just gonna keep it there, since it's mine anyways...
    Shake: Carl! Might wanna be careful! Dracula's out there!
    Carl: (Distantly) GO BACK TO SLEEP, YOU FREAK!

Mayhem of the Mooninites

  • Dr. Weird opens the shutter to reveal a set of amps, punctuated with a guitar chord.
    Dr. Weird: Are you ready to ROCK?
    (awkward silence)
    Steve: U-um, I-I'm ready to ro—
    Dr. Weird: THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! [starts shredding] THIS ONE'S CALLED "ROBOT AFFLICTION!"
  • The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's Eye Beams for the first time.
    Ignignokt: What was that?
    Err: Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?
    Ignignokt: They're primitive.
    Err: Damn, those are fast, man.
    Ignignokt: We are not impressed.
    Err: Hey, wasn't that cool?

Balloonenstein

  • As soon as the shutters in Dr. Weird's lair open, a vortex starts sucking in the doctor and Steve.
    Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Feast your eyes-
    Steve: What the hell-[gets sucked in]
    Dr. Weird: Don't feast, run! DAMMIIIIIIIIIIII- [he gets sucked in as well]
  • "Grab my potatoes, Carl!"
  • The scene where Shake tricks Meatwad into getting in the dryer.
    Shake: Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!
    Meatwad: All right, spaghetti! Now that's Italian!
    Shake: There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)
    Meatwad: That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.
    (Shake adds dinner plates and silverware underneath the cords)
    Shake: There, now it's spaghetti.
    Meatwad: You're messin' with me, aren't you?!
    Shake: You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in the dryer!
    Meatwad: Why didn't you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!
    Shake: (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So stupid!
    Meatwad: Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?
    Schoolly D: (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
  • Meatwad getting Drunk with Power:
    Meatwad: Shake. Where is my popsicle?
    Shake: Please-
    Meatwad: I require a popsicle every fifteen minutes. You obviously did not read the memo.
    Shake: This is your memo?! [holds up sheet of paper with crudely-drawn picture of a bizarre, mouse-like creature on it] I don't even know what this is!
    Meatwad: [pins Shake to the wall with Force lightning] You sicken me with your lies.
    Shake: I'll make you some right away!
    Meatwad: Make me some? Please do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now.
    Shake: Then I'll go to the store! Please, sir!
    Meatwad: Yes, you will. Now what is the magic word, bitch?
    Shake: PLEASE let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you, sire!
    Meatwad: That's right!
    [Meatwad stops electrocuting Shake and lets him leave]
    Meatwad: You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too, or your fate is sealed.

Revenge of the Mooninites

  • "Hehehehey, buddy! What are you doing in my house? Without my permission?!"
  • This line after the Mooninites ask Carl for porno magazines:
    Carl: Oh, I'll give you a magazine there, buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain!
  • The Mooninites get their hands on a "Foreigner Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
    Err: Are you ready to Work for the Weekend? 'Cuz I'm gonna Turn You Loose to Hot Girls in Love!
    (Shake stands in the middle of the street waiting for his promised "hot girls," but no one comes)
    Err: Man, how come it ain't workin' on him?
    Ignignokt: Because those are Loverboy songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.
    Carl: (shouting from offscreen) No they don't! I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they kicked ass!
  • Carl's head turning into a Connect Four game after using the Foreigner belt.
    "Who put this on 'Head Games?!'"

MC Pee Pants

  • Shake's terrible attempts at writing music and singing ("You make me feel... emotional!") followed by his histrionic rage at being disrupted by Meatwad.
    Shake: Look, I am out there trying to write new material-
    Frylock: Shake, you don't even have old material.
    [Shake slams his guitar into the ground, causing the body to break off]
    Shake: Now who has the material? Nobody! 'Cause he just made me do this!
  • Frylock confronting Meatwad:
    Frylock: Meatwad, you know, there's other people that live in this house.
    Meatwad: Why, I know that, that's why I got it cranked up so loud. You know, so everybody can get down with the Pee Pants!
    Frylock: You've been dancing to this crap for three days straight. We all know you like candy! You've eaten every piece that's in the house!
    Meatwad: I did? Well, somebody better get me some more, then, 'cause I'm starting to fade!
  • Frylock tries to get the rap to stop by getting Meatwad to listen to classical music instead (or, as he describes it, "get down with some real gangsters from the fifteenth century"). "Spring" by Antonio Vivaldi starts playing, and a clearly dismayed Meatwad flatly expresses approval for it before asking Frylock to leave the room. Sure enough, once he does so, Meatwad almost immediately starts playing "I Want Candy" again.
  • Frylock's second plan is to give Meatwad headphones so he can listen to the song without disrupting his roommates. This fails as he proceeds to blast the song so loudly that they can hear it even with him wearing the headphones, which also results in him being deafened.
    Frylock: You are gonna damage your ears for life, and—
    [cut to a shot of Frylock talking from Meatwad's perspective, a loud ringing drowning out his voice]
    Frylock: —That's not gonna be a pretty sight!
    [Beat]
    Meatwad: What?
    Frylock: Just get a new album, or I'm gonna send Shake in here with that damn guitar!
  • Shake's version of "I Want Candy", and Frylock and Meatwad's reaction to it:
    Shake: [bangs on the door to Meatwad's room with his broken guitar] I like BEATINGS! I'll beat ya all day!
    Meatwad: I'll just take the window.
    Frylock: Yeah, I think you'd better.
  • Carl confronts Shake and Frylock while they're trying to sneak past him:
    Carl: Hey, which one of you guys have been playing "I like candy!" for a frickin' week?!
    Frylock: ... It was your other neighbors.
    Shake: Meatwad.
    Carl: You know what? At this point, it doesn't matter, because it keeps running inside my head and it won't leave unless I blow it out! With a bullet!
  • Meatwad getting so desperate for candy that he goes trick-or-treating (despite it being May) as an Elvis Impersonator.
  • When Carl calls Meatwad out for forcing him to listen to "I Want Candy," Meatwad reveals that he's gotten tired of the song and moved on to "the adult jams." Specifically, MC Pee Pants' new song "I Need Candy."
    Meatwad: See, check it. MC Pee Pants doesn't just want candy now, that's childish. He needs it. And when you need something, that's a responsibility.
    • The cover for "I Need Candy" is the exact same as the one for "I Want Candy", but more zoomed-in and with the word "want" replaced with "need" in pink for emphasis. When Meatwad and Carl are shown listening to it, it's the same song with only the lyrics changed note .
  • When Carl and Meatwad arrive to meet MC Pee Pants at the abandoned warehouse, he appears in the form of a cutout on a stick being puppeted by the real MC Pee Pants. When Carl questions why his lips aren't moving, he pauses before explaining that his movement is impaired because he had a "strizzoke in [his] brizzain".

Circus

  • Dr. Weird's experiment this time is... a plate of corn cobs on a picnic table.
    Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, behold... corn!
    Steve: Oh, well, hey... you know, this is pretty nice! Yeah, I am kinda hungry.
    Dr. Weird: Good.
    [The cobs begin laughing evilly as four of them jump off the plate]
    Dr. Weird: THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN!
    [A corn husk latches onto Steve's face like a Facehugger as several cobs impale him in the chest, pinning him to the wall]

Dumber Days

  • Steve catches Dr. Weird encouraging someone named Terry (revealed in a later episode to be a friend of Carl's who works for the mafia) to "mine for brains" over the phone. When Steve asks him to explain, Dr. Weird pulls out a syringe which he claims is intended to highlight his hair and injects him with it, knocking him unconscious. The cold open ends with him ominously saying "IT BEGINS!"
  • The episode ends with Meatwad being brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
    Carl: Ohhh, do not tell me that THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!!
    Meatwad: Okay. We won't.
    Carl: GET IT DOWN!
    Meatwad: Okay.
    Carl: Wait, no, don't—(Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process) DAMN IT!

Love Mummy

  • The cold open from "Circus" gets a sequel:
    Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... [shutter opens up] MORE CORN!
    Steve: Gee, I dunno man. I mean, after last time—
    Dr. Weird: THIS TIME... SHALL BE DIFFERENT! [cackles]
    [Steve silently stares at the plate of corn]
    Steve: Well, alright... cause I am hungry again—
    [corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]
    Dr. Weird: IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT, STEVE? AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • Frylock finds out that the curse of the mummy is an exaggeration. The real curse of the mummy is that they are mean, rude, greedy, manipulative, and selfish brats and you should never awaken them unless you have a lot of time and money on your hands. So what does he do with this information? He buries the mummy in a pile of cardboard boxes for the recycling truck to pick up.
    • Carl later starts wearing the mummy's crown, unaware that his legs have been turned into a snake's tail... until Master Shake points it out.

Bad Replicant

PDA

  • Dr. Weird proudly announces that he's lost weight. After Steve congratulates him, it's revealed that he did this by cutting his legs to the bone with a bloody chainsaw.
    Steve: Okay, uh... I think I'm gonna go to lunch.
    Dr. Weird: I need to lose twenty more pounds, or I'll never be pretty! [hunkers down and continues mutilating himself with the chainsaw, his lower body mercifully offscreen]

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

  • When the titular robot enters Carl's room, Carl is completely calm throughout the entire "conversation" he has with him.
  • Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.
  • Child-Carl is only a little less bald than adult Carl and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
  • Carl's pool is inexplicably filled with blood. But not just any blood...elfin blood! Revealed dramatically as if that's supposed to mean something. Carl seems more concerned about his pool being unusable than the fact that it's full of BLOOD.
  • Cybernetic Ghost, to explain why Carl's pool is full of elf blood, recounts the entire history of "Santa"...who was apparently a giant red ape, but ALSO a machine, or maybe he's just a giant red ape. And that's only the beginning of a long, overly complicated, and COMPLETELY nonsensical story, that the listeners interrupt multiple times to question the sheer absurdity of multiple times. Cybernetic Ghost quickly gets irritated by these interruptions.
    Frylock: Wait, who unionized?
    Cybernetic Ghost: Wouldn't YOU like to know? Probably YOUR MAMA!
  • Carl, of course, slept through the whole thing, in spite of being the one who's affected by this situation. So he's given a crash course of what the deal is: that his house is built on a Space Elf Burial Ground, and naturally they're pissed off, and so cursed all water on the property to run red with elfin blood. Carl just accepts this information without any sort of reaction or question. He's then informed that in order to break the curse, he needs to appease the Space Elf Elders. How?
    Cybernetic Ghost: You must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.
    Carl: Okay, how much?
    Cybernetic Ghost: Sexually.
    (Beat)
    Carl: Wonderful...
    (Smash Cut to Carl with his stuff packed up)
    Frylock: Hey, man! You know, you don't have to move! You could do that other thing, that the robot talked about!
    Carl: Look, I know it's been a wild ride, but uh...I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay?
  • Carl tries selling his blood-filled cursed house. The announcer even questions how Carl is going to do this. Cue Danzig, as in the actual Danzig, just randomly showing up out of nowhere as the first person Carl is trying to sell his cursed house to. He ends up immediately falling in love with and buying the house for a ridiculous overprice specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
    Carl: We got the, uh, bonus room here with-
    Cybernetic Ghost: We shall go to Mexico tomorrow.
    Carl: (Nervous) With the shriekin' robot, hey there he is. (Showing the pool of blood) And uh, in the summer time, you got this!
    Danzig I got a question. How long's this blood last?
    Carl: (More nervous) Uh, I don't know, uh, lemme, uh, talk to my blood guy here, uh, he's uh-
    Cybernetic Ghost: The Elven Blood will flow forever for eternity from the Elven Graves...forever.
    Danzig: This is fucking great. I'm gonna line this thing with gargoyles for the sacrifices...
    Carl: (Clearly confused)...What was your name again? What was it-
    Danzig: Danzig, motherfucker!
    Carl: Huh...!
    Danzig: Now, uh, is there a way we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?
    Cybernetic Ghost: I don't see why not.
    Carl: That's good, right? Goin' up the wall? That's uh, Elf Blood too, that ain't cheap-
    Danzig: How much you want?
    Carl: Oh, I don't know, maybe, uh, I don't know...a million?
    Danzig: ...Killer! Draft the check tomorrow.
    Carl: You're serious? THANK YOU, GOD!!
    • The scene then cuts to Danzig having set up sprinklers of blood on the front lawn, leaving the entire lawn and front of the house soaked in blood.
      Frylock: Does he have to run those damn sprinklers all the time?!
      Shake: Sure makes our house look a hell of a lot better, don't you think?
    • On a meta sense, the real-life Danzig is notable for being quite short, at 5'3, yet in his cameo in Aqua Teen Hunger Force, he is equal height to the nearly 6 foot Carl.
  • Danzig comes knocking at the Aqua Teens' place because Cybernetic Ghost is apparently missing, and he's apparently using so much of the supposedly eternally flowing Elven Blood that it's starting to RUN LOW. He's revealed to be hiding from Danzig at their place.
    Cybernetic Ghost: I can NOT live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so threatening, and he doesn't wear a shirt.
    Shake: You make our house bleed RIGHT NOW!

    Season 2 

Super Computer

  • When Frylock reveals his supercomputer:
    Frylock: Gentlemen... the OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!
    Shake: Frylock. Come on. You're really gonna call it that?
    Frylock: Well, yeah! I mean, that's the Klingon word for "superior galactic intelligence," and that's... what this is.
    Shake: "Superior galactic grandma after eatin' a block of cheese, smokin' three packs of cigarettes, and drinkin' a quart of milk." Disgusting, that's the word!
    Frylock: Well, I invented it, and I can call it what I want!
    Shake: Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex! I mean it. No, 'cause you won't get it, not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.
    Frylock: (sighs) Meatwad, what do you think?
    Meatwad: (Beat) My butt itches.
    Frylock: All right, all right, fine! What should I call it, then?!
    Shake: "BAD-ASS MUTHA!!"
    Meatwad: No, "Snoopy!" Or... or "Schroeder." One of them two.
    Shake: No. "Bad-Ass Mutha 4000!"
    Meatwad: "The Red Baron."
    Shake: Twice as fast as your ass! Yeah, baby!
  • This exchange when Shake accuses Frylock of being a witch when Frylock's new supercomputer vanishes into thin air:
    Frylock: I had to suspend the RAM in a colloidal fluid, (etc...)
    Shake: Because you're a witch and you made it disappear with your evil magic!
    Meatwad: He's a witch?!
    Frylock: *deadpan* I'm not a witch.
    Shake: Oh yeah!
    Frylock: I'm not a witch!
    Shake: Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!
    Frylock: Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it send the computer back in time.
    Shake: To the time of witches, where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH! *the door buzzer rings* My pizza's here! Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *hops out of the room, still duct-taped to the chair*
    Meatwad: It's all startin' to add up now, isn't it? The levitation. The eeevil book readin'. Dem cream cookies you always eatin'...you a damn witch!
    Frylock: Oh yeah? Well whatcha you gonna do about it?
    Meatwad: Eat pizza. Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *exit*
  • Shake tells Meatwad Oog is his dad.
    Shake: Hey Meatwad, your dad's here! He wants to make amends!
    Meatwad: That ain't my daddie.
    Shake: Sure he is. I asked "are you Meatwad's dad?", he said "How'd you know? Yes I am."

Super Birthday Snake

  • The part where Meatwad's pet "rabbit" turns out to be a huge snake. It's got to be seen to be believed. Perhaps the best part is when Meatwad is about to staple some pipe-cleaner bunny ears to the snake's head:
    Meatwad: Hold still, Nathan, this will only hurt once... but damn, will it hurt.
  • The finale of the episode is nothing short of epic. It’s revealed that the events of the episode were just a simulation Meatwad was experiencing from one of Frylock’s inventions. Then Frylock is killed by Meatwad’s rabbit, and it turns out that the whole episode was just a simulation of Frylock’s. Sure, it makes no sense, but it’s funny as hell.

Super Hero

  • Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a rattlesnake inside of his hair helmet.
    Dr. Weird: *The snake is coiled around his neck* Steve...
    Steve: Yeah?
    Dr. Weird: Pick up that stick... and slowly... and carefully now... AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!
    Steve: Aw hell no!

Super Spore

  • This classic gem after Frylock sends Travis of the Cosmos to timeout for swearing:
    Meatwad: Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass, and hell. So get your helling, damning ass in that bitching damn room, damn it!
    (Frylock angrily stares at Meatwad)
    Meatwad: What? Damn, I was just helping you out, bitch!
    (Gilligan Cut to Meatwad's room where Travis and Meatwad are in the time-out corners)
    Meatwad: (to Travis) You shouldn't mouth off like that.
  • Carl discovers Travis urinating all over his house, and needless to say he is not pleased.
    Carl: (feigning excitement) Hey! Who's your dead friend? He's dead!

Super Sirloin

  • The episode opens with Meatwad jamming at the dead of night to "Doin' it 4 Da Shorteez," a new hip-hop Charity Motivation Song by "Sir Loin" encouraging the listener to donate their food to him, allegedly so he can give it to starving children (or "shorteez").
    Frylock: [opens the door to Meatwad's room] Meatwad!
    Meatwad: I know, I know. Get higher! Raise the roof! [begins raising his arms]
    Frylock: Meatwad, you need to shut it off.
    Meatwad: Oh, oh, I'm sorry. [moves over to the light switch and turns off the light] There, is that better?
    [Frylock begins scowling]
    Meatwad: Can you still hear the song with the light out?
    Frylock: [turns the light back on] I mean that! [turns the boombox off]
    Meatwad: Oh, the boombox. [turns it back on] No, no, we ain't doin' that.
    • Meatwad alternating between joyfully dancing to the song and "raising the roof" and treating it as a heartbreaking song with a serious message.
    • The song's album cover. It's Sir Loin as a fat, blinged-out rapper pointing to a starving child with a tiny bowl in their hands with the words "SIR LOIN: DOIN' IT 4 DA SHORTEEZ" in jewel-encrusted gold and silver.
  • Shake furiously promises Meatwad that "it's gonna be hell week all rolled up into one night" if he doesn't turn the music off. Later, after Meatwad falls asleep, Shake emerges from his closet with a chainsaw, which he explains that he was planning to use to "cut down that tree in the back."
  • Meatwad mumbling the song in his sleep after he falls asleep while explaining the ill effects that eating sand has on his health.
  • The Aqua Teens are eating breakfast in the morning when Meatwad, remembering the shorteez, decides to stop eating his "food" note  and throw it into a donation bag. Then he does the same thing to the other Aqua Teens' breakfasts, to their outrage.
    Frylock: Hey, dammit! I was going to eat that!
    Meatwad: Oh, gee whiz, I'm so sorry to inconvenience you! While other people ain't got nothin' to eat!
  • When Meatwad asks Carl for food, Carl hocks a loogie into his bag. He then offers to throw in some "crabs" as well, which Meatwad actually has to turn down (keep in mind that "food items" he considers acceptable for the shorteez include dead raccoons and dog feces).
    Carl: I don't know if they're Alaskan king, but... [becomes visibly saddened] they feel huge.
  • When Meatwad returns from his food drive, it's revealed that he stole all the food in the house from his roommates, with nothing remaining except a few condiment bottles in the fridge.
    Frylock: Charity is one thing, but this is getting way out of hand! I mean, we don't have anything to eat now!
    Meatwad: Well, I don't know about that. I mean-
    Frylock: Don't. Say. Sand.
    Meatwad: Oh, come on, now, it ain't that bad. I mean, you just gotta sorta ketchup it up.
  • At the end, having been betrayed by his idol Sir Loin, Meatwad swears to never take advice from a rap musician again. Instead, he starts taking it from heavy metal bands, painting his face to look like a skull as well as sticking a candle and several forks on his head.

Super Trivia

  • The episode begins with the Aqua Teens, as the title suggests, playing trivia night at a bar. When the host asks what element has the the chemical symbol Be, Frylock knows the answer, but Meatwad insists that it's "Backstreet Boys" while Shake thinks the answer is "Benmark" (allegedly a "sublevel country underneath Denmark"). Frylock puts down the answer as "beryllium," but it turns out that he didn't get points for it because Shake wrote his answer over the correct one.
    • It is revealed that the Aqua Teens are losing the trivia game because Meatwad put down "Backstreet Boys" as half their answers. That's also what he named their team, which leads to him excitedly assuming that the actual band is there when the announcer mentions them.
  • Wayne "The Brain" McClain's gloating. Seth MacFarlane does a great job of making him sound hilariously petty and vain.
    Ned Hastings: And in first place, yet again, with another perfect score of 60 points, Wayne "The Brain" McClain!
    McClain: [jumps on the table and pumps his fists] Yes! Yes! Oh god, yes!
  • Frylock gets fed up with his teammates' asinine answers and leaves the bar. Shake demands that he stay because "[Meatwad] does not know how to write, and I completely refuse to!"
  • After the disastrous trivia game, Frylock bangs his head against the wall in frustration while Meatwad encourages him to "let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb. Dumb as hell."
  • Frylock's plan to beat McClain and win trivia night is to lure the other Aqua Teens into his room and strap them to a chair with their eyes forced open A Clockwork Orange-style before forcing them to watch a giant DVD titled "Omniscience Vol. 1" containing all the knowledge in the world.
    • In Shake's case, he lured him by promising that there would be "chicks." He then excitedly assumes that the DVD is going to be pornography.
      Shake: Does it show girls in the nude?
      Frylock: Well, it shows a woman without skin, but that's really more about her organs.
      Shake: But the sex organs, right? The... the good ones?
  • Before their rematch with McClain, Frylock raises the subject of what his trivia team is going to call themselves:
    Frylock: Carl, we need to name our team. Something tough!
    Carl: I turned it in, Fryman. We're good.
    Ned Hastings: And our other competing squad, the One-Eyed Wonder Weasels and Their... Two Balls.
    Carl: [laughing] Two balls!
    Hastings: Very... very clever, guys.
    Carl: You get where I'm going with that, Fryman? You understand the thing? The joke?
    Frylock: [with his lower body sunken under the table] Yeah, I do, Carl.
    Carl: TONIGHT!
    • Hastings later simply refers to the team as the "one-eyed... guys." In response, Carl angrily demands that he say the entire name.

The Meat Zone

  • Dr. Weird furiously asks Steve who stole his "hairarium."
    Steve: Y-your...what?
    Dr. Weird: MY HAIR HELMET!!
    Steve: Oh... well, that-that's right there... on your head.
    Dr. Weird: Oh...(Beat)...BULLS**T!
  • Meatwad has a vision in which Frylock walks out the door and suddenly explodes. Frylock decides to go outside to prove Meatwad wrong. Cue an explosion from outside. Frylock suddenly comes back in and says, in a perfectly deadpan voice:
    "The... dog blew up again."
    • Later, it's revealed that Meatwad had been eating caulk the whole time, which makes him think he has been seeing into the future. He then asks Frylock if seeing Carl striking oil was real. He tells him no. Cue Carl and Shake covered in a black substance that's not oil, but the...er...stuff from Carl's septic tank.

Universal Remonster

  • At the end of the episode, Frylock buys a new television after spending the whole episode talking about how TV is bad for you, resulting in this gem.
    Meatwad: I thought you said TV was bad.
    Frylock: Oh it is... but we f***ing need it!

Total Re-Carl

  • The culmination of the f-bombs running gag:
    Meatwad: [dead serious] Fudge you, butthole.
  • When Frylock analyzes Carl's brain to text, the screen is covered in obscenities with the f-bombs strategically covered.
  • Shake showing up in a steam shovel carrying a casket, much to Frylock's annoyance. Shake's utter nonchalance is what sells it. Then he interprets a request to take the casket through the back as crashing through the wall into Frylock's room.
  • "Here ya go, Shawn Cassidy."
  • The look on Shake's face when he sees Carl's head attached to the body of an old black guy.
  • Shake ruins Frylock's initial attempt to build a fresh new body for Carl via an organ bank:
    Frylock: "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a, quote-unquote, 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."
    Shake: I didn't say "buttload"! (Beat) I said "ASS-load".
  • Frylock rebuilds Carl by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. He only realizes it's a bad idea when it's Shake who calls him out on it.
    Frylock: I give you the ultimate in military hardware complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.
    Shake: And you're gonna plug him in!?
    Frylock: You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
  • Shake's reaction when he sees the result of the body they tried to make out of medical waste organs (and the only organs they could obtain were eyeballs.)
    Shake: Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

Revenge of the Trees

  • Steve mocking Dr. Weird:
    Steve: (wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird) Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!
    Javier: (speaks frantic Spanish while motioning behind Steve)
    Steve: Yeah, I know, Javier-
    (a giant Dr. Weird head bites Steve's head off, with the body exploding mere moments later)

Frat Aliens

  • This exchange between Dr. Weird and Steve:
    Steve: [enter] Hey, I'm back from lunch—
    Dr. Weird: WHERE'S MINE?!
    [Beat]
    Steve: Um... I thought you said you don't like to eat, cause, you said food makes you really... [Dr. Weird rips his brain out from the back of his head] ...uh...crazy?
    Dr. Weird: THIS MAKES ME REALLY CRAZY! [collapses, dead; brain starts floating]
    Dr. Weird's Brain: Gimme some fries, boy!
    [Dr. Weird's brain chases Steve, shooting lasers at him]
  • Carl deciding to finally put his foot down on the Aqua Teens invading his property to use his pool, by setting up a ludicrous security measure, with a Laser Cutter barrier that simultaneously act as tripwires for explosive laser guns added to his roof. He tries to get them to walk into the obvious trap with little success.
    Carl: (After their floatie was utterly destroyed by the defenses) Good, it works. You try doin' that with ya body now.
    Meatwad: Okay! (Casually rolls up to the lasers)
    Frylock: (Holds him back) NO, MEATWAD, STOP!!
  • "These friends of yours, fry-man? They came from space, y'know? Typically, that means, uh...you're somehow connected."

Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary

  • This episode's cold open is simply Dr. Weird interrupting the shot of South Jersey Island by popping up in front of the screen and shouting "BULL SH[bleep]!"
  • Zakk Wylde's appearance after recording a terrible new version of the birthday song with Master Shake.
    Zakk Wylde: Why did I even get wasted and work with [Shake]? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone! It's a stick with a marshmallow on it!
  • Shake also roped Geddy Lee of Rush into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
  • Shake has Wylde perform with a pair of animatronic scorpions. Shake's song is so bad that they become sentient, announce their desire to embark on "solo careers," whip out missiles and blow each other up (and Wylde, who was literally caught in the middle).
    Shake: [charred from the explosion] Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.
    Frylock: [also charred] So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?
    Shake: You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.

The Cubing

The Shaving

  • Dr. Weird appears playing with a little spider... which actually formed from Steve's eyeball. He summons Steve's other eye as he writhes on the ground, crying in pain.
    Dr. Weird: SHUT THE F**K UP, STEVE! YOU'RE SCARING THEM!

Broodwich

  • The cold open from "Revenge of the Trees" is referenced as Dr. Weird hooks himself up to a silo labeled "BBQ" with a picture of a cartoon pig chef on the bottom and begins filling himself with BBQ sauce:
    Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work!
    Steve: Uh, actually you said there was no chance this would work.
    Dr. Weird: (Beat.) FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
  • Meatwad repeatedly mishearing Frylock saying that Shake found the Broodwich.
    Frylock: That's... the Broodwich!
    Meatwad: The boob witch?
    Frylock: No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich. The Broodwich!
    Meatwad: Wait, wait, say what?
    Frylock: Broodwich!
    Meatwad: The Blair Witch is here?
    Frylock: No no, the Broodwich!
    Shake: I'll tell you what it is, friends. It's shut up and let me eat it!
  • The disembodied voice and Shake ripping on Frylock for reading Vogue.
  • Meatwad planting Frylock's azalea bushes by throwing them down the hole where Shake found the Broodwich.
  • Meatwad tells Shake that Jerry from the other dimension is a "nice guy once you get to know him" despite him repeatedly trying to kill Shake with an axe. Shake believes him and takes another bite of the Broodwich.
    Frylock: Wow, so you're saying it was fun?
    Meatwad: Hell naw, that sum'bitch had an axe!

The Clowning

  • A little Carnivore Confusion... well, a lot of Carnivore Confusion:
    Steve: [talking on a phone] Uh, yeah. Uh, six inch on wheat, no mayo... uh, hang on. Uh, Dr. Weird?
    Dr. Weird: [with his hand behind his back] My ass has finally decided to eat... MY HAND! (sharp convulsion) IT HUNGERS... FOR MORE!
    [Dr. Weird's entire body gets sucked in until there's nothing left but a small ball of flesh with a piece of Dr. Weird's muumuu sticking out.]
    Steve: [completely unfazed and returns to talking on the phone] Uh, yeah, just the one hoagie.
  • "Yeah, I wrote that. It's called 'I Wanna Rock Your Body'... and then in parentheses it says 'To The Break Of Dawn'."
  • After Carl is Driven to Suicide and tries to shoot himself with a balloon shotgun, Frylock freezes him until he can find a cure. Skip to 67 years later, the house is inexplicably under attack by zombies being kept at bay by a turret defense system, and Frylock never bothered to cure Carl; instead, they used him as a coat rack until Carl finally falls over and shatters. The now elderly Shake can't remember Carl's name, Frylock tells him to "eat [his] own damn milk", and Meatwad, also a clown, rolls up on a unicycle and says through a horn that he's shattered his hip and needs to go to the hospital.
  • The episode turns out to be a dramatization that Dr. Weird was showing to a similarly clowned and frozen Steve. The demonic wig display from the main story floats up to him, causing Dr. Weird to snap at it to stop telling him to do things.

The Dressing

  • Meatwad trying to invite Carl over for a Thanksgiving dinner. Emphasis on trying, as he forgets right after knocking on Carl's door and tries to get out a note to remind himself only to pull out in order: a note saying to start a salmon hatchery in Carl's pool (most likely written by Shake given the threats on the note and which Meatwad immediately attempts to do), his decapitated Jiggle Billy and Squirrelly. Carl just reaches into Meatwad and pulls out the note.
  • Carl notes that Thanksgiving was a week ago but the Aqua Teens don't care. As Meatwad reveals they don't usually celebrate because they aren't American...yet. Not until they pass that test anyways.
  • Carl agrees to go over for dinner but wants his food out on the lawn so there are witnesses in case anything bizarre happens. Turns out to be a pretty good call.
  • This exchange from "The Dressing":
    Turkatron: Is that a taco pie?
    Meatwad: Mm hm.
    Turkatron: TACO PIE!
    Meatwad: I added food colorin', cuz it's a holiday, but it turn'd black, cuz I added all the food colorin' I had. An' I ate this butter straight outta the tub, cuz it taste good. There's a reason behind everythang.
    Turkatron: Enjoy those tacos now, because in a thousand years they will be illegal, Heh-heh-hahahahaaa~ Iiii think— we all know why.
    Meatwad: *serious* We know why-!
    Turkatron: ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION. Disestablishmentarianism.
  • While drunk on wine, Turkatron mistakes windows curtains as the time rift. After he passes out, Frylock and Meatwad drag Turkatron to the former's room, only for Shake to kick the robot on the way.
  • The ending:
    Carl: (answering the door while eating a turkey leg, only to find hundreds of Turkatrons outside) You have got to be freaking kidding me!
    Turkatron: What are you eating?
    Carl: This is your, uh, great great great...... (the Turkatrons point their sock lasers at him) Your mother—! (the Turkatrons fire lasers at him, blowing him up).

The

  • After the establishing shot of the Belle Isle Asylum, the camera transitions to a shot of Dr. Weird silently wearing an elaborate tribal headdress made of bones, eyeballs, and what appears to be human skin.
    Steve: *as Dr. Weird places a hand on his shoulder* Yeah, hey... y'know what? This is my two weeks' notice—
    Dr. Weird: SAMHAIN... *he tears out Steve's spinal column* FOREVER!!
    *Steve collapses onto the floor as Dr. Weird laughs manaically*
    (Beat)
    Dr. Weird: Ho ho.
  • With Frylock gone, the house becomes a disgusting pigsty, and both Shake and Meatwad get pinkeye from the unsanitary living conditions. At one point, Shake and Meatwad are batting around raw chickens. Shake defends it:
    Shake: Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house!
  • Ignignokt and Err crashing Frylock's new apartment and spray painting all over everything, while Err is chanting "VAGALAZINO!".

The Cloning

  • "Yeah, I'm in the business. The business of kickin' your ass. And lemme tell ya, business is boomin'."
  • When the Aqua Teens' most recently-cloned TV is going through Clone Degeneration:
    Meatwad: Something's wrong with that TV.
    Frylock: There's nothing wrong with that TV.
    (TV starts gushing blood)
    Frylock: Okay, something's wrong with it.
  • At the end of the episode, after Frylock has cloned multiple one-dollar bills, a George Washington made of dollars jumps out of the cloning device and lectures the Aqua Teens on greed. Frylock shoots it with a shotgun:
    Frylock: We should've cloned twenties, Jackson wouldn't give a shit.

The Last One

  • Ignignokt doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
    Ignignokt: Romulox...?
    Romulox: Here I am, rock you like a hurricane.
    Ignignokt: Happy Time Harry...?
    [Happy Time Harry vomits.]
    Ignignokt: The Trees...? (Beat) Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?
    Err: Oh yeah...they left a message, they're runnin' late, they're hitchin' a ride with Flargin and Dingle.
    Ignignokt: Flargin and what?
    (Later)
    Ignignokt: Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future...?
    Cybernetic Ghost: [as smoke blows around him] Thousands of years ago, before Sigourney Weaver—
    Ignignokt: "Here" will work just fine. Thank you.
    Cybernetic Ghost: ...Here.
    Err: And NO SMOKING! [jumping up and down in place] GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE!
    Ignignokt: Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.
    Err: [to the Ghost] You tell another story!
    Cybernetic Ghost: [as smoke blows around him] Thousands of years ago, I survived the quickening of the dragonoid's crusade...
    Err: (breathing in) Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.
    Brownie Monsters: (Hellish roaring and screeching)
    Ignignokt: I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.
    (Extended Beat)
    Ignignokt: ...'kay, Brownie Monsters.
    Brownie Monsters: (Hellish roaring and screeching)
    Ignignokt: Emory and Oglethorpe...?
    [awkward silence]
    Err: Ha-HA!
    Ignignokt: "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.
    Err: Put a period on that!
    Ignignokt: Plutonians are teh suck.note 

    Season 3 

Video Ouija

  • For season 3, the Dr. Weird cold opens have been replaced with clips from Spacecataz, the pilot for a proposed spinoff about the Mooninites and Plutonians engaging in prank wars. The plot begins with the Plutonians driving through space at warp speed when Oglethorpe catches Ignignokt flipping them the bird in his ship:
    Oglethorpe: Oh no, he did not do that!
    Emory: What? What's—
    Oglethorpe: That dude back there just flipped me off!
    Emory: Really? Y-You saw that?
    [Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignignokt is flashing an extra-large middle finger.]
    Err: Did he see it?
    Ignignokt: Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?
    [Back to the Plutonians]
    Oglethorpe: Stop this ship!
    Emory: Okay, but we're not supposed to stop at this speed...
    Oglethorpe: STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!
    [The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window.]

Unremarkable Voyage

  • Continuing from last episode's segment of Spacecataz:
    Err: Oh man, that's just gonna—oh man, he's backin' up! (beep)IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!
    Ignignokt: No. (flashes a second extra-large middle finger) We'll double his pleasure.
    Err: Take TWO, muddamuchacos!
    Ignignokt: And call us in the morning.
    Err: Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!
  • The episode begins with Frylock giving a presentation about technology to the other Aqua Teens, with predictable results:
    Frylock: So, the real question is, how do we improve computer chip technology faced with microscopic size limitations? And I know we've all asked ourselves that at one time or another, right?
    [cut to Shake and Meatwad, who have fallen asleep]
  • When Frylock reveals the shrink ray to the other Aqua Teens, Shake immediately runs over to it and begins shrinking random objects with it, leading to this exchange:
    Frylock: It's not a toy, Shake.
    Shake: You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun!
  • As a demonstration of the shrink ray's uses, Frylock shrinks a giant computer chip down to microscopic size, intending to use it for microtechnology. Meatwad has other ideas.
    Frylock: Amazing! Do you realize that now this chip can be inserted into a microbot, that could enter into someone's skin-
    Meatwad: [grabs the chip] Or it can be inserted into the mouth manually. And digested. So it can battle hunger. And taste good.
    [Frylock's eyes open wide in shock as Meatwad eats the chip]
    Shake: Ooh!
    Frylock: Tell me you didn't just eat that freakin'-
    Meatwad: Well, you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I looking at him?
    Shake: Ooooooooh, you did not even just do that! You are so dead! Oh, no, you didn't! Oh, my god!
  • Frylock tries to make Meatwad vomit up the chip by giving him a mixture of mustard, vinegar, and oyster sauce. Meatwad enjoys it and demands another, which he obliges, this time having urinated in it. Shake, mistaking the beverage for a "delicious, sugary energy shake", snatches it out of his potato and drinks it himself, causing him to spend ten seconds explosively vomiting on Frylock and Meatwad.
  • After Meatwad reveals that Frylock's idea of making him defecate out the chip won't work because his body doesn't produce waste material:
    Frylock: Are you serious?
    Meatwad: Yup!
    Frylock: You don't...
    Meatwad: Don't what?
    Frylock: Uh...
    Meatwad: Come on.
    Frylock: You... you know.
    Meatwad: Look, we're adults here, you can say it.
    Frylock: ... Uh, poop?
    Meatwad: [immediately starts cracking up] You said "poop!" Hey, Shake! Frylock said "poop" in here!
    [cut to Shake lying down in Meatwad's room]
    Shake: Poop! Hehe — [projectile vomits] Ahahahaha! Poop!
  • Carl wants to use the size-changing ray on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
    Carl: Hello ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my little friend there, Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
    • This ends up backfiring, as it also enlarged Carl's pubic lice, which promptly jump out and run around the hallway. Carl seems to expect this, and quickly advises that "If they get close to ya, hit 'em with the shampoo."

Mooninites 3: Remooned

  • In "Mooninites 3: Remooned", the Mooninites come to Earth to cash a giant check that Ignignokt stole from his uncle Cliff. The first place they try to cash it at is a gas station. Naturally, things don't go as planned.
    Shake: What do you mean, no?! Don't you know how much this is for?! Because I do not!
    Cashier: Look, uh, we don't cash checks here.
    Shake: And we don't respond to threats. I'll say it one more time in a little language I like to call English. Or maybe I should say it in Mehicano? Get back dero and casho the checko, amigo. Andale! Andale!
    Ignignokt: He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.
    Err: (outside) Yeah, lay into him some more!
    Ignignokt: I've got this, Err!
    Cashier: That thing there is your check?
    Shake: Yes, that's the check.
    Cashier: Well, we don't cash 'em.
    Shake: Oh, you've never seen a check before? Oh, me so sorry. Uh, maybe you're in the wrong business. And maybe immigration would like to know about this?
    Cashier: Good, cause you know what? I'm American.
    Shake: Well I'm not. But when I become one, maybe I'll legally buy a weapon, and we won't have to vote you out of office. Will we, scumbag?!
    (Shake and Ignignokt are kicked out of the store)
    Shake: Unbelievable!
    Ignignokt: Unfathomable.
    Shake: You know they sneak in, and then they try to rule us. (through the window at the cashier) Well I'm gonna sneak into your country, and do this job there, AND THEN NOT CASH ANY OF YOUR FRIGGIN CHECKS! How will you like that?! You WON'T! BECAUSE YOU'LL BE HERE!!
    Ignignokt: Your logic is flawless. But my brain has transmitted a better idea.
    • Then they come back and try to cash it again with Carl's ID and Meatwad wearing Carl's mustache and hair, with Shake and the Mooninites watching eagerly through the window.
      Meatwad: And as you can see, that's my proper identification. It all checks out. You will notice a difference in height. That's because I'm an organ donor, had to have my body removed last year and donated. I certainly hope you don't discriminate here.
      Cashier: Uh, no, Mr....
      Meatwad: Meatwad.
      Cashier: It doesn't say that on here.
      Meatwad: What's it say?
      Cashier: Carl.
      Meatwad: Yeah, that's his ID.
      Err: What are you doing?! What's taking so long?! God!
      Beat
      Meatwad: So I'll be taking my money, now.
      Cashier: Well you know what? It doesn't even matter. I don't even cash checks here. Definitely not that one.
      Err: Lay! Into! Him!
      Meatwad: (looking at penny tray) Hey, quick question. Is them pennies?
      Cashier: Yeah.
      Meatwad: And y'all just givin' 'em out? How much this gum?
      (outside, with Meatwad blow a bubble with his gum)
      Shake: What happened? Did he buy it?
      Meatwad: I bought me some gum.
      Shake and Ignignokt: Where did you get gum?
      Meatwad: In there. In the gum aisle.
      Err: Perfect.
      Shake: That's not what we sent you in there for!
      Meatwad: But that's what I come out with.
      Ignignokt: Tell me, were there weenie wraps?
      Meatwad: Microwaveable, but weenie wraps nonetheless.
      Ignignokt: Weenie wraps intrigue me.
      Meatwad: They had burger drops-
      Err: Burger drops? (jumps through the window; laser blasts can be heard coming from inside)
      Meatwad: And burrito cakes.
      Shake: I thought they stopped making those.
      Meatwad: And pizza balls.
      Shake: Pizza balls!
      Ignignokt: Were there little turkey muffins?
      Meatwad: They had little, regular, and mega.
      Ignignokt: Seize all pennies at once! Purchase all pizza balls and me-(Err jumps back out the window, with several stolen food items in his arms) Oh. There you are.
      Err: (hands one of his armfuls to Ignignokt) Can you take this? We better go.
    • Then later, Frylock reveals it's not even a check.
      Frylock: In fact, this is not a check at all, Shake. This is a bill! For homecare.
      Shake: Impossible. That's not a bill.
      Frylock: (looking at the bill) Uh, Cliff. Does anybody know a Cliff?
      Ignignokt: (walking onscreen) Yes. My name is Cliff. And that is not a bill. Tell him, Err.
      Err: That's a bill.
      Ignignokt: A bi-(angry face) Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?
      Err: Hell, I dunno. It's your uncle. I kept telling you on the way down here.
      Ignignokt: It is my uncle. Don't you forget it.
      Err: On the way down, I kept saying "This is a bill." Just figured you knew something I didn't.
      Ignignokt: I did know something I didn't. But it wasn't that.

Gee Whiz

  • The whole of the episode "Gee-whiz" - from the moment that they start to explain Standards and Practices until Ted Nugent comes out wearing a badger and everything before, after and in-between.
    Ted Nugent: It is I, Ted Nugent, and if any of you don't got a gun, a knife, handkerchief, and a Chap-Stick, get the f[GUITAR RIFF]k outta here!
  • From earlier in the same episode, the Sound-Effect Bleep resulting from said Standards and Practices. When Meatwad is supposedly "pregnant", at one point he launches into a foul-mouthed rant:
    Meatwad: Oh boy, I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please, if you would, get the [ELEPHANT TRUMPET] out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta [ALARM BELL] write ice cream on this [SQUEAK] list, before someone gets his [HORSE WHINNY] in gear, and brings home the [OWL HOOT] ice cream?! MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE, AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER-[CORK POP] FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT [SQUEAK] BE? ICE MOTHER- [DRUMROLL] CREAM! I guess that's the price I pay for living with TWO [DIAL TONE] MORONS!
    Meatwad: *slams door and leaves*
    Shake: ...What happened to courtesy? Did it just...disappear?

Robositter

  • When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad... well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.
    • GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
      • Genius Bonus: Hallucination!Frylock is based on the schizophrenic cat art of Louis Wain.
        Frylock: Meatwad, look at me. Look at me. (distorted) How many fries am I holding up?
        Meatwad: You come here to kill me! Bullfrog king!
    • Shake predictably makes the whole mess worse by yelling at Meatwad, who is hiding in the freezer, through a megaphone. He one ups that bit by trying to tape the whole fridge shut to trap Meatwad inside. By the time Frylock gets him out Meatwad is frozen solid and shatters apart before pulling together like nothing happened.

Moon Master

  • The ending with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
    Ignignokt: He said no, Err. With his foot.

Diet

  • The ending is initially shocking, with the "South Bronx Parasite" bursting out of Carl's body mid-sentence... only for it to drag Carl's corpse onto the scale.
    South Bronx Parasite: I win, brotha! I win, I win! In your face, Frylock, I win!
  • Frylock and Meatwad drive away in terror.
    South Bronx Parasite: Come on, where's everybody going?

Dusty Gozongas

T-Shirt of the Living Dead

    Season 4 

Hand Banana

Global Grilling

  • Shake buys a new barbecue grill — the Char-Nobyl 6000. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low, it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even within arm's distance of it, Carl's shoulder hair and the clouds catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly explodes.
  • At the end of the episode, Shake gives a patriotic speech about the importance of eating your boogers, so that the Mucusoids don't take over the world and enslave humanity!
  • The whole scene where they try to turn the grill off:
    Frylock: (tries to reach at the grill with one of his fries, but the heat burns them) Ow! Dammit, it's too damn hot!
    Shake: Frylock, use your fries! Use them!
    Frylock: That's what I'm doing!
    Shake: Oh. I couldn't see that from here.
    Meatwad: Look, ya'll, just stop bickering! We all just need to join together and thank God that it's on extra low!
    Shake: Look, will you just blow it up like you blow up everything else?!
    Frylock: You bought a grill with a NUCLEAR CORE, Shake! That might make us a little worse off!
    Shake: Durr, that's why it was illegal!
    Meatwad: So, why can't you just throw it into space?
    Frylock: I would, but I'd probably be destroyed in the process.
    (a beat.)
    Meatwad: So? Throw it into space.

Grim Reaper Gutters

    Season 5 

Boston

  • The banned episode, "Boston", as a whole can be considered as one, but seeing the Mooninites dressed up as terrorists at the end drives it home.

Robots Everywhere

Sirens

Couples Skate

  • The entire opening section, which reveals a new tenant has since moved into the Aqua Teen residence. A colossal white tentacled abomination with bloodshot eyes and a massive maw with jagged teeth, named...Paul. Paul is going through a...very bad custody battle, and so is currently utterly ripping apart the house in a complete and total rage. Prompting an understandably angry and terrified Carl to call Markula and raise Hell in a downright Seinfeldian Conversation of a phone call.
    Markula: Why have you disturbed my slumber at this hour?!
    Carl: (Paul raging in the background) Do you hear that? Listen!
    Markula: Yes...and it is beautiful.
    Carl: Uh, not to me, man. And, I called the cops. And, uh, they took one look and they kept drivin'.
    Markula: You leave my tenant alone!
    Carl: He's screamin' his head off over there! I'm about to get my balls up! And go over there and make it my business!
    Markula: With what? You can't stop him. He will shred you like a sheet.
    Carl: Yeah, he definitely has me on weight...
    (Paul rips Shake's massive recliner in a single swift motion)
    Carl: (Matter-of-factly) Oh my god.
    • Markula's complete dedication to not giving a single fuck about Carl and his complaints is downright inspiring.
      Markula: What?
      Carl: Look at that! (Points at the utterly ruined Aqua Teen House) You see that?!
      Markula: See what?
      Carl: THAT!!
      Markula: No, I don't see what. Everything is fine Carl, just relax...they're only kids.
      Carl: (Flabbergasted by that) They're just k-? (Recomposes himself) NO. There's ONE of them! And he's a frickin' MONSTER!

Laser Lenses

  • Master Shake goes completely Drunk with Power when he steals Frylock's contact lenses. A list of grievances include:
    • Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl.
    • Tricking a Blind Without 'Em Frylock into thinking there's a fire, which leads a panicked Frylock to fly into the wall.
    • Giving Frylock dinner plates when he demands his contacts back. And they still have food on them.
    • Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order.
      • And in the process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
    • Chaining Frylock, Meatwad and Carl to a tree when he has to go take a nap. After he starts running out of power for the contacts.
    • Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).

The Marines

  • The scenes when Frylock goes to Canada to avoid the Marines after Meatwad enlists them all and winds up in a barn with "Canada" written in paint on the side with a Jigsaw-esque puppet on a television screen.
    Frylock: [Wakes with Saw 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face] Where am I?!
    Puppet: Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull, just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and grapefruit spoon. Do the math.
    Frylock: Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's the grapefruit for?!
    Puppet: [pause] I'm not sure actually, I forgot. You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!

    Puppet: Are you enjoying our little game?
    Frylock: Yeah, it's over. I just took it off.
    Puppet: You have sixty seconds... wait, what are you talking about?
    Frylock: I just took it off. Here it is. See, right here.
    Puppet: Oh wow, shoot.
    Frylock: It was only a twist tie.
    Puppet: From my whole wheat bread loaf! You found it! Bring it to me. You have sixty seconds.
    Frylock: Where are you?
    Puppet: I don't know! I'm a doll.
    Frylock: Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.
    Puppet: There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? [Holds pocket mirror to his face] Am I pretty?
    Frylock: Is this all y'all do up in Canada?
    Puppet: We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.
    Frylock: Look, I'm going back to the United States, okay?
    Puppet: Wait, um, uh, why don't you jam that grapefruit spoon in your eye. Is that cool?
    Frylock: Uh, let me think about that. No.
    Puppet: Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Do it..or else!
    Frylock: Or else what?
    Puppet: [Grapefruit catches on fire] Or else that! See what that did? What if you were eating that when that happened. ...nightmare!
    Frylock: I am out of here.
    Puppet: Wait... that key's still in your head.
    Frylock: No it's not.
    Puppet: Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.
    Frylock: Nope. No thanks.
    Puppet: C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.
    • And then there's a follow-up scene near the end with Meatwad.
      Meatwad: What's in here?
      Frylock: Why don't you go find out?
      Meatwad: Okay. I'll do anything. [Enters barn]
      Puppet: Wanna play a game?
      Meatwad: No thank you. [Exits]
      Puppet: Wait! Wait! Don't go, don't go! Come on, man! I've got all the Rush records. Come on, man. Please! Just come hang out with me! [In a defeated tone] Damn...

Bible Fruit

  • One of Frylock's new friends, Bert Banana, has a violent alcohol and cocaine relapse after he finds out Frylock has rum.
    Bert Banana: You know what, go ahead and pour me... a little bit of a full glass of that rum.
    Tammy Tangerine: Bert.
    Bert Banana: No ice, no ice.
    Tammy Tangerine: Bert, no.
    Bert Banana: Hey, I can handle it. It's just something to moisten my lips, I'm not going back to the darkness, sweetie.
    Mortimer Mango: Bert, you've been sober for forty-seven straight days. (Pours the rum down the sink)
    Frylock: Hey, dammit, that's my rum! You don't have to pour it down the sink, man!
    Mortimer Mango: We're gonna do it together. Right, Bert?
    Bert Banana: (To Frylock) You don't have a monkey wrench, heh, do you?
    Tammy Tangerine: Bert, I know what you're thinking and-
    Bert Banana: What? I'm not going to dismantle the pipes and drink from the u-trap. I mean, that's what an animal does!
    (Mortimer Mango turns the faucet on)
    Bert Banana: DAMMIT, MORTIMER, YOU'RE DILUTING IT!

    Season 6 

Shake Like Me

  • Master Shake turning black and trying out his new "complicated handshake."

Last Last One Forever and Ever

  • The entire transition to live-action is comic gold. There's something about seeing Meatwad as a faceless inanimate exercise ball that's really funny for some reason.
    • In particular, David Long Jr. as Carl. Fan opinion was somewhat divided on the rest, but everyone agreed he absolutely nailed it.

    Season 7 

Rubberman

Eggball

  • Shake tries to figure out how to escape being stranded on a deserted island by following his self-published book, "MASTER Your Finances and SHAKE It Up!" Meatwad offers an alternative...
    Shake: "Chapter One: Make Every Problem Your Slave." Seriously, did you even pick it up?
    Frylock: Yeah. We've got a garage full of 'em.
    Shake: That's 'cause they didn't sell, because you shut the Web site down!
    Meatwad: Hey, y'all, we could take these jet-skis over here--
    Shake: Shut up, Meatwad! I'm discussing my book over here!
    Frylock: All right, Shake. You win. How do you make this problem your slave?
    Shake: Well, I'll tell ya. (flips page) "Rule 1: Assess the situation." We are fucked.
    Meatwad: Y'all see these jet-skis—?
    Shake: "Rule 2: Apply blame." You, Frylock. You're the one.
    Meatwad: What about these jet-skis--?
    Shake: "Rule 3: Don't let the blamee hear about you blaming them." Hey, Meatwad! Frylock really jobbed us on this, didn't he?
    Meatwad: Yeah, you probably shouldn't say that with him standing right there. You see these jet-skis—?
    Shake: "Rule 4: Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it in case it sucks." Hey, guys, what if we make a boat out of sand, but it's a glass-bottom boat. Then we can host tours for this roasted bird and get money to buy a plane ticket outta here from an airport that does not exist!
    Frylock: That idea sucks.
    Shake: Yeah. I know. Whose idea was that, Meatwad?
    Meatwad: Two jet-skis, right over here—
    Shake: Which leads me to "Rule 5: Take well-deserved nap." (lies down) Good night, good luck, the end.
    (Beat)
    Meatwad: So, we doing the jet-skis, or—
    Shake: Do you like to hear your own voice?! 'Cause I'm trying to sleep! You write a book and tell me it doesn't make you tired!

Monster

  • Frylock walking in on Carl dressed as a monster and performing in front of his webcam.
    Carl: Roar! Yeah, roar! Take off them granny panties and set aside them crutches, cause the monster's coming to get ya! I got ya!
    Frylock: Hey, Carl...
    Carl: ...Hey fry man. What are you, uh, what are you doing here?
    Frylock: Well, what are you doing over there?
    Carl: No no no no no, what are you doing in here, in my private house?
    Frylock: Well, I knocked, Carl. No one answered.
    Carl: ...That is- That is correct, and for a very good reason.
    Frylock: ...So, what are you doing?
    Carl: I am checking sports scores.
    Frylock: ...And you've always got an erection, when you check your sports scores? That's gotta be embarrassing, man.
    Carl: Nah. I discovered through the internet, you can do anything you want as long as nobody sees your face. It's like the wild west over here. My larger point is, if you don't like my balls hanging out, you look away.
    Frylock: Well, I kinda need your help, but you're probably busy-
    Carl: Woah, woah, I'll help ya. I'm a neighbor. How much money you give me?
    Frylock: Uh, I don't have a lot of money, Carl, but what if we had a pizza party, huh?
    Carl: Oh, I've been down this road before. You got the coupon for the, uh, garlic breadsticks with the onion dipping sauce?
    Frylock: Yeah, whatever, sure, we could do that.
    Carl: Alright! (he becomes erect) Let me get changed.
    Frylock: No, that's actually perfect.
    Carl: What, you're friggin' into this too?

Juggalo

  • The court scene at the end of the episode, particularly the Insane Clown Posse saying they work for the community and that they spit fire.

Multiple Meat

  • "We are not establishing a democracy in this house! This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!"
  • "3 Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall":
    Meatwad #17: Wait, I got mixed up. Start over!
    • And when they finally finish the song 27 years later:
      Meatwad #1: Hehehe, that was fun!
      Meatwad #2: Yep, that was fun!
      Meatwad #3: That was fun.
      Meatwad #4: Well now what do we do?
      Meatwad #1: I suppose we can sit here and get to know each other. Or we could sing that song one more cotton-picking time!
    • And with that, they do. As the POV zooms out from the house, a gunshot is heard from the other room, because in 27 years Shake still hasn't left.

Larry Miller Hair System

  • Carl mistakes Miller for having appeared in Big Momma's House. He then spends several hours explaining the plot of the movie.
    Carl: His partner gets shot, you know? And then they rip his mask off, and they're like 'you're not an old woman, you're Martin!' Big Mammy, or big, uh, Big Granny, or something...Big, uh, Granny 2. Oh, maybe this was a sequel. So, were you in that?
    Miller: No, but very close.
    Carl: You were the judge in the gymnastics contest, I know that!
    Miller: No.
    Carl: Nah, nah, that guy was black.
    Miller: Close enough.

    Season 8 

Intervention

  • When Carl has a breathalyzer installed on his car after getting a DUI, he ropes Meatwad into starting his car so he can drive them to the gentlemen's club. Come last call, they're both far too wasted to get 2 Wycked running again.
    Meatwad: It ain't starting.
    Carl: (Lying face-down on the pavement) Why ain't it starting?
    Meatwad: Probably 'cause I had five gin-and-tonics. And a Cuba Libre! (triumphantly waves an empty glass)
    Carl: I told you not to drink! Should not have bought you them drinks... all right, you— you got a butt, right? Fart into the tube.
    Meatwad: "Fart" is a bad word.
    Carl: All right, fine, what would you say?
    Meatwad: Booty-pooty!
    Carl: Yeah, ju— booty-pooty into it.
    Meatwad: I don't need to booty-pooty right now.
    Carl: Well, try to booty-pooty.
    Meatwad: If I try to booty-pooty and I don't need to booty-pooty, I might leave a booty-doodie. And you don't want that on your mouth-tube.
    Carl: All right, fine!! I— I jus'— we'll, uh, go to the gas station. I'll get you a friggin' bean burrito.

The Creditor

Wi-Tri

  • Carl is almost entirely absent from the episode, outside of a gag in the beginning of the episode. But when he finally inserts himself, he definitely made it count.
    Carl: (Barges into the Aqua Teen House) Who turned my FRIGGIN' CAR into a TRIANGLE?

    Season 9 

Chicken and Beans

  • Meatwad gains internet fame after a video of him vomiting while performing a song called "Chicken and Beans". He goes on tour and the fame, predictably, goes to his head:
    Meatwad You know what? Screw chicken and beans! I'm done with that. I ain't a dancing robot, I'm an artist and I need to create! You're all just beasts and animals shaking the bars of the cages in my zoo! And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stalion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears! Now, Charity, Chastity; get over here and blow me before I go onstage. I have to lose 3 ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proppa!

Zucotti Manicotti

  • This episode is a CMOF in its entirety. From the hilarious opening sketch about gratuity ("You fiend! Unhand three more dollars!") to the overarching plot involving Meatwad being fooled by a hand puppet when the real deal is standing right in front of him to Shake not going through with any of Meatwad's "tests" because of "swollen glands", every minute is comedy gold.

    Season 10 

Muscles

Merlo Sauvignon Blanco

  • The Unbelievable Ron.
    Unbelievable Ron: (doing magic gestures for the Saw a Woman in Half trick) HALF-A-BITCH!

Freda

  • Shake was trying to explode ducks with baking soda and vinegar until he notices a "hot babe" walking nearby, and his way to get her attention...
    Master Shake: HEY BIMBO!

     Season 11 

The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We Fucking Mean it)

  • We see Meatwad grieving over the dead Frylock with Carl respectfully standing nearby in silence. At least, until he asks about Master Shake. At which point, Meatwad completely sobers up, casually says "he's dead", and then immediately goes back to grieving over Frylock.

The Greatest Story Ever Told

  • The episode opens with Shake watching his death from the "finale" and laughing at how he photobombed those clams. He and Meatwad comment on how that was a crazy last week they had. Completely invalidating the conclusion from the previous episode before resuming in a more Aqua Teen styled misadventure.
  • The last quotes. After the end credits, the Aqua Teens and Carl watched the episode... and were less than satisfied.
    Master Shake: Come on, really?
    Carl: So that's it? That's how they end it? This series?
    Frylock: Yeah, I guess so.
    Meatwad: We still got a few seconds left, let's do a joke. Let's do like a joke or somethi-

    Other 

  • From the final part of Spacecataz not used in any of the season 3 episodes, as Emory explains how the self-destruct function works:
    Ignignokt: Everything you say is boring.

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