[Francine tells Stan that his family's love makes him the richest man in the world] Stan
: [picks up phone] Hello, Bill Gates? Turn's out I'm
the richest guy in the world because I have an adoring wife and a loving family! [...] Hello? Unicef? I'd like to donate some of my immense riches. What's that? Children are still starving in Africa because wife love is worthless to you? What an odd policy!
[Later, when Stan quits his job for adventure] Francine
: Oh! Adventure?! Hold on. [picks up phone] Hello, Mastercard? Do you accept payment in the form of adventure? [...] Hello, colleges? I'd like to pay my son's tuition, but I don't have any money, but my husband is rich in adventure!
[Later, when Stan discovers his father chose a life of crime over him] Jack
: Oh, hold on one second. [picks up phone] Hello, French Riviera? Yes, can I buy a Chateau with my son's love? Stan
: Yes! Yes! We all know the bit!