ITT: We are our avatars.

Oh. I'm sorry. I should have realised you were Afraid of Needles.

More like afraid of what you'll do with those needles.

I'm more worried about those possible side effects.

^^^ Just explain the procedure without demonstrating it, please.

edited 31st Dec '09 9:57:39 PM by Daionusthe23rd

I simply apply my... medicines to a patient, and their fears become... apparent.

Side effects may include mild headaches, slight loss of appetite, getting trapped forever in a nightmare world with one's deepest darkest fears, oh and a tiny decrease in hand/eye coordination.

edited 31st Dec '09 10:00:28 PM by DaveIX

Oh so sorry, I already know what my fears are. You being pretty high on the list right now.

Yeah, that trapped forever thing? That'd be pretty high up on my list of fears already.

So uh, now that you know that, no need to do anything to me.

Yeah...as nice as it would be to overcome my fears, I'd rather not have those side effects.

Other side effects may include include (deep breath) headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, a 10-year-old kid wearing giant goggles running around a physical representation of the darkest corners of your mind you didn't even know existed, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, more vomiting, 401 errors, fallen armpits, Twonk's Disease, spontaneous combustion, flaming ninjas, ninjas in bright orange jumpsuits, inverted cranium, electric guitars, poor speling, Narm, depression, suicide atempts, desire to help others, lack of capacity for self-pity, Colon Cancer, apocalyptic visions, apoplectic visions, Tony Danza, speaking in a badly done German accent, a desire to dance the Virginia Reel, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, a desire to add increasingly more ridiculous symptoms to a list on a memetic website, five meta-points, bears, talking bears, headache, amnesia, warts, flatulence, demonic possession, wandering skin, bacon, eggs, tomato and spam, cranial inversion, fin rot, the jibblies, Dakka, seasonal allergies, null pointer exceptions, sleep crime, uncontrollably singing Three Dog Night songs, thinking that you're good at Guitar Hero to impress girls, More Dakka, headache, exploding uvula syndrome, Laser-Guided Amnesia, a desire to take over the world using eight reprogrammed robot masters, fluctuation of sexual orientation, the 'dancing fingers,' volatile malted milk impoundments, mass naked child events, emo hair, Chuck Norris, headache, convulsions, Seasonal Rot, nostalgia, furries, artificial insemination, losing The Game, temporary insanity, strange alterations in your alignment, permanent insanity, and strong anger. Oh, and a mild rash.

(raises Syringe Glove) Any takers?

edited 31st Dec '09 10:08:42 PM by DaveIX

Yeah, I think I'll stick with my fears.

Um, no, I have enough problems dealing with Yami killing the celestials, I don't need to deal with that again.

Don't be a spoilsport. (Sprays Tails with Fear Gas)

Actually some of those sound good...they are few and far between

Yuuki... take me out of here please!

edited 31st Dec '09 10:10:51 PM by daltar

Agh!! What's going on?!

(exclusive to Tails): Yesssss... drown in the cesspool of nightmares!

(to everyone else): Nothing to worry about, his reaction is perfectly normal.

edited 31st Dec '09 10:18:01 PM by DaveIX

No! Not that monster again! I thought Ren got rid of you for good after she gave me new dreams!

AAAAAGH!!!

What. Did. You. Do. To. Tails?

MAKE IT STOP!

MAKE IT STOP!

Relax, I'm a Doctor. He'll be fine, just so long as you don't try anything stupid.

edited 31st Dec '09 10:21:12 PM by DaveIX

Yeah... I'm going to go... uh... over here for a while.

Actually I'm going to sleep but like hell I'm saying that IC right now.

No, I don't want to "feel the sunshine"! I know what that means!

AAAAAGH!!!

(To Tails): BWAHAHAHAHA! FEEL THE HORROR CONSUMING YOUR MIND!!!

(Everyone Else): Nothing to worry about, soon this phase will pass... and he'll start seeing the really scary stuff.

edited 31st Dec '09 10:25:05 PM by DaveIX

Doublepost

edited 31st Dec '09 10:24:48 PM by DaveIX

Fix it, now.

Crane Crane Crane Crane Crane Crane Crane Crane