The Senate
Because of this, the RPG’s creator enters my house and kills me.
TNP is attempting to create a star.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
...
I succeed... only to be blown away and instantly turned into atoms by the newborn star's heat.
TNP is using tarot cards, but all the Death cards are missing.
...
I get a paper cut from the cards so bad that i bleed out in a matter of seconds.
TNP accidentally the whole thing.
I get killed by someone for accidentally the whole thing in a Noodle Incident.
TNP is building a PINGAS machine for Dr. Robotnik.
Not Sherlock Holmes
He gets angry because he wanted a mean bean machine and kicks me out onto the pavement, where I get eaten by rats.
TNP is playing a VR game.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
I can't Watch Out for That Tree!, so the collision knocks me unconscious and I drown in my own nosebleed.
The next poster saw a mermaid.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Bitter hatred
A shark pops out and drags me into the ocean.
TNP is riding their bike.
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
Oh Captain!~
I veered too far from the curb and got hit by an oncoming oil tanker truck. At least I went out in a blaze of glory.
TNP is performing a complex mathematical equation.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Not Sherlock Holmes
My head explodes.
TNP is playing the Jackbox Party Pack.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
i lived bitch
Somehow, one of the topics in the Pack manages to escape the game and keel me. The End. TNP gets a RPG with no explosive charge.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
The Senate
I trip, it lands on my head, and I die.
TNP is standing perpendicular to the ground.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Not for much longer, as the Alien Geometry starts warping. Soon it becomes impossible for me to stand perpendicular to the ground. I get so dizzy at the sight, my head explodes.
The next poster is using an Anti-Sneeze Finger to hold back a Sneeze of Doom.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Braids From S286 Not Included
I implode since I end up sneezing on the inside.
TNP is presenting a business proposal.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Oh Captain!~
The business is secretly run by the Mafia. They don't like what I'm proposing, so they arrange a hit on me and hide my corpse... somewhere.
TNP is organizing clothes in a dresser.
Edited by CustardAndPie on Sep 4th 2018 at 4:18:50 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Senate
The dresser falls over, crushing me. Unless the drawers somehow unexist, in which case I’m trapped under the dresser and die of dehydration.
TNP is charging their phone.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I'm charging it next to the bathtub and it falls in while I'm bathing.
The next poster is watching an octopus.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Sep 3rd 2018 at 9:09:02 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The octopus strangles me to death.
TNP is smoking.
Oh Captain!~
I'm asthmaticnote and get a deadly asthma attack.
TNP is in an empty, heavily-padded cell with no restraints
Edited by CustardAndPie on Sep 4th 2018 at 4:18:10 AM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
The Senate
The ceiling collapses into several pointy shards, which simultaneously impale and crush me.
TNP is playing Super Metroid.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
My captors forget to feed me and I starve to death.
The Fourth Wall did not protect me and I died along with the player character.
Next poster, You Look Like You've Seen a Ghost.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Sep 4th 2018 at 9:03:37 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
I faint cuz I'm 2 scared!!!!!11!!1111!!1!
TNP is a Mary Sue.
I get my Mary Sue ass kicked by Protectors of the Plot Continuum agents.
TNP is in the Mach Speed section of Radical Train.
Oh Captain!~
I hit one too many obstacles because UH-OH, I'M A TARDASS!note
TNP is taking a shower in the morning
Edited by CustardAndPie on Sep 4th 2018 at 2:39:08 PM
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideSome Vampire Hunter with a Wooden Stake sneaks into my house. Yet another "Psycho" Shower Murder Parody ensues.
The next poster just hired a ninja bodyguard.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
I accept, but said dance battle is on the roof of a skyscraper and I fall off. I land on the road below just in time to get crushed by a truck.
TNP is godmodding in an rpg
I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.