Comic Books
"I've been nailing mutants for Weapon X before you discovered corduroy, college boy. Now shut up and watch a master at work."
— Wraith, Ultimate X-Men (2001)
Film
"I had twenty years in this outfit, when your idea of a good time was sittin' in front of the TV tube, watchin' Bugs Bunny and gnawing on your fudgcicle."
"Listen, you snot-nosed little SHIT! I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your HANDS and rubbin' it on your FACE!"
"You're fuckin' right I'm Plettschner! Arnold Plettschner! Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls! You little scumbag! I worked five years in a slaughterhouse, and ten years as a prison guard in Attica!"
— Plettschner, Repo Man
"I surpassed everything you are ever going to do ... before I was a toddler. I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula."
— Dr. Robotnik, Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
"You think you can arrest me, you punk? I've been racing ever since you're sucking on your mother's tits!"
Music
"So where's all the mad rappers at?
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats
Know that I was strapping gats while you were cuddling a Cabbage Patch"
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats
Know that I was strapping gats while you were cuddling a Cabbage Patch"
— Dr. Dre, "Forgot About Dre"
Live-Action TV
Martin: We were fighting for the flag when you two were in your prams.
Bodie: I tried to enlist, didn't I?
Doyle: Yeah, his mum wouldn't let him go.
Bodie: I tried to enlist, didn't I?
Doyle: Yeah, his mum wouldn't let him go.
— The Professionals, "Rogue"
"Mr. Vollmer, I was writing and delivering speeches decades before you could read or understand them! I was fighting battles when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb! I was taking over the world when your universe was a crib! And as for being in darkness, Mr. Vollmer... I INVENTED darkness!"
Professional Wrestling
"...the timing might not match up, but I was selling out Madison Square Garden when you were marking out for Rosie O'Donnell."
"If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, you people wouldn't be here! If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff would be still selling meat from a truck in Minneapolis! And, if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, all these johnny-come-latelies that you see out here, wrestling wouldn't be here! I was selling out the world, brother, while they were bumming gas to put in their car to get to high school!"
— Hulk Hogan, WCW Bash at the Beach 96
"I was pissing Vince McMahon off, when the "Red" on the back of your neck was Diaper Rash, buddy!"
"While your alarm was waking you up every morning for school, my mother was waking me up out of a dead sleep, trying to break my arms! While you were in clown college, I was training for the Olympics! And while you were a stewardess serving snacks, I was in the midst of the most dominant title reign the sport of MMA has ever seen!"
Video Games
Gatatog Uvenk: Shaman, you cannot decide in his favor! What about krogan traditions if you pollute the Rite?
Krogan Shaman: You! You dare! I was a warrior before your mother was born! I speak with the authority of centuries. I decide who is worthy. That is the end of it.
Krogan Shaman: You! You dare! I was a warrior before your mother was born! I speak with the authority of centuries. I decide who is worthy. That is the end of it.
Western Animation
Wally West: So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does "Master Bruce" rent you just for parties?
Alfred: I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.
Wally: Now there's a picture...
Alfred: I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.
Wally: Now there's a picture...
Real Life
"Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet..."
"You was doing PIPI in your pampers when I was beating players much more stronger then you!"
—Tigran Petrosian
