History Quotes / WhileYouWereInDiapers

-->-- '''Wraith''', ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen''

->'''ComicBook/WallyWest:''' So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does "[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Master Bruce]]" rent you just for parties?\\

->'''Gatatog Uvenk:''' ''Shaman, you cannot decide in [[DesignerBabies his]] favor! What about [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] traditions if you pollute the Rite?''\\
'''Krogan Shaman:''' ''You! You dare! I was a warrior before your mother was born! I speak with the authority of centuries. ''I'' decide who is worthy. That is the end of it.''

->'''ComicBook/WallyWest:''' ''So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does "[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Master Bruce]]" rent you just for parties?''\\
'''Alfred:''' ''I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.''\\
'''Wally:''' ''Now ''there's'' a picture...''

-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'', [[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS4E106HesAlive "He's Alive"]]

->''"Son Im 38 I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and [[ArtisticLicenceHistory before it was the internet...]]"''
-->-- '''[[MemeticMutation Paul]] [[Webcomic/PennyArcade Christoforo]]'''

->''"So where's all the mad rappers at?\\
It's like a jungle in this habitat\\
But all you savage cats\\
Know that I was strapping gats while you were cuddling a [[Toys/CabbagePatchKids Cabbage Patch]]"''
-->-- '''Music/DrDre''', "Forgot About Dre"

->'''ComicBook/WallyWest:''' ''So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does "[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Master Bruce]]" rent you just for parties?''\\
'''Alfred:''' ''I've been in service here since the master was in diapers.''\\
'''Wally:''' ''Now ''there's'' a picture...''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'', "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS2E24To26Starcrossed Starcrossed]]"

->''"I've been nailing mutants for Weapon X before you discovered corduroy, college boy. Now shut up and watch a master at work."''
-->-- '''Wraith''', ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen''

->''"Mr. Vollmer, I was writing and delivering speeches decades before you could read or understand them! I was fighting battles when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb! I was taking over the world when your universe was a crib! And as for being in darkness, Mr. Vollmer... I INVENTED darkness!"''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler''', ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'', [[Recap/TheTwilightZoneS4E106HesAlive "He's Alive"]]

->'''Martin:''' We were fighting for the flag when you two were in your prams.\\
'''Bodie:''' I tried to enlist, didn't I?\\
'''Doyle:''' Yeah, his mum wouldn't let him go.
-->-- ''Series/TheProfessionals'', "Rogue"

->'''Gatatog Uvenk:''' ''Shaman, you cannot decide in [[DesignerBabies his]] favor! What about [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy krogan]] traditions if you pollute the Rite?''\\
'''Krogan Shaman:''' ''You! You dare! I was a warrior before your mother was born! I speak with the authority of centuries. ''I'' decide who is worthy. That is the end of it.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->''"You was doing PIPI in your pampers when I was beating players much more stronger then you!"''
-->--'''Tigran Petrosian'''

->''"I was pissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon off, when the "Red" on the back of your neck was Diaper Rash, buddy!"''
-->-- '''Wrestling/RoddyPiper''' towards Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, ''Wrestling/WrestleMania 21''

->''"If it wasn't for [[ThirdPersonPerson Hulk Hogan]], you people wouldn't be here! If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, Wrestling/EricBischoff would be still selling meat from a truck in Minneapolis! And, if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, all these johnny-come-latelies that you see out here, wrestling wouldn't be here! I was selling out the world, brother, while they were bumming gas to put in their car to get to high school!"''
-->-- '''Wrestling/HulkHogan''', ''Wrestling/{{WCW}} Bash at the Beach 96''

->''"[[DownplayedTrope ...the timing might not match up]], but I was selling out Madison Square Garden when you were marking out for Creator/RosieODonnell."''
-->-- '''Wrestling/CMPunk''' towards Wrestling/{{MJF}}, ''[[Wrestling/AllEliteWrestling AEW Dynamite #112]]''[[labelnote:Background]]MJF appeared on O'Donnell's show in 2001 as an aspiring 5-year-old singer. Punk was right about the timing not matching up; he didn't make his WWE debut until 2006 (in its ECW brand).[[/labelnote]]

->'''Martin:''' ''We were fighting for the flag when you two were in your prams.''
->'''Bodie:''' ''I tried to enlist, didn't I?''
->'''Doyle:''' ''Yeah, his mum wouldn't let him go.''