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Oh, fuck this. I could have just done this from the beginning. Instead I thought I'd have some fun, throw a tournament, but fuck you! SUCK MY PERFECT DICK!
Perfect Cell, Dragonball Z Abridged, when he starts losing to Gohan.

Chess instructor: Checkmate. You are improving! For a moment there I thought you'd beat me.
Tannhäuser: You were right. [bludgeons him with a candlestick]

You people have won the Worst Fans on the Fucking Planet title belt for 30 years in a row. You're horrible when you win, and you're especially horrible when you lose—i.e., when you get to drive more nails into your wrists and drag your stupid crosses from WEEI to WBZ and back again. Even in good times, you assholes show off your losses like a kindergartener showing off a booboo. THIS IS THE SKINNED KNUCKLE I GAWT WHEN TYREE MADE THAT LUCKY CATCH! SOME SCAHHHHHS NEVAH HEAL!
Drew Magary, "Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New England Patriots"

Death: You must play me again.
Bill: WHAT?!
Death: Um, best two out of three.
Ted: No way!
Death: Yes, way...
Ted: Can we go back now?
Death: Best three out of five!
Ted: I don't believe this guy!
(Even later)
Bill: *sigh* Best of seven?

Calvin: You win? AAUGGHH! You won last time! I hate it when you win! AARGGH! MFF! GNNK! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! AGHHH! WHAT A STUPID GAME! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mind-meld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win!

So this is how the great Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you.

"I still can't believe I lost again!" the redhead mumbled out of the blue.
"Asuka, we're alone." Shinji yawned. "Misato left while you were taking a shower."
"So what?"
He gave her a curious look. It had been a while since he had seen her grumpy like this, at least without just acting it. "You're not saying that you still take something like that so personally, are you?"
"And what if I do?" she grumbled and rolled on her side, turning away from him.
"Oh, Asuka..." He chuckled at her behavior. For someone who had always thought of herself as mature, she sure had kept some childish attitudes even after actually going through adulthood. At least that's what he hoped it was...

There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now.
Russ Cargill, The Simpsons Movie

I can't lose... I'm the video game boy! I'M the one who WINS!
Arin Hanson of Game Grumps, following one too many losses in Stick Fight.

It was inevitable that the Muggle population would produce some eleven-year-olds who could do calculus - Harry knew he wasn't the only one. He'd met other prodigies in mathematical competitions. In fact he'd been thoroughly trounced by competitors who probably spent literally all day practising maths problems and who'd never read a science-fiction book and who would burn out completely before puberty and never amount to anything in their future lives because they'd just practised known techniques instead of learning to think creatively. (Harry was something of a sore loser.)


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