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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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"Or Kevin, you simply can't trust this man to ever stop rage-quitting."
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    Film — Live-Action 
Chess Wizard: Your move: king to rook one. My move: rook to knight six. Checkmate. Checkmate.
MacReady: [pours his whiskey into the computer, frying it] Cheating bitch.

    Live-Action TV 
"I know a few things Hardison. I know that an over-complicated puzzle eventually begs the question 'is it really worth it?'."
Nate Ford, Leverage

"When the going gets tough....quit!"
H. Ross Perot, as played by Dana Carvey on Saturday Night Live

    Music 
I'll fidget with the digit dots
Frustration rules out there!
— "Computer Games", Mi-Sex (1980)

    Video Games 
Player 1 has flipped the table in a rage!
Tabletop Simulator

"Yeah, I dare ya, RageQuit! C'mon, make us both happy!"
The Scout, Team Fortress 2 domination taunt

Back when your father and grandfather played Team Fortress 2, being bad at the game was so shameful, they would rage-quit (a lengthy, painful process that involved pulling burning coal from the computer's furnace).

"Heh. Take it from me, kid. Some days, you gotta learn when to QUIT. And that day's TODAY."
No Mercy Sans, Undertale

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Mortal Kombat X, in online matches

Your previous online play session didn't end naturally, which is PREEEEETTY suspicious. If this keeps happening, we're gonna have to block you from playing online for a while. Make sure your internet isn't busted and try again.
Splatoon 2, after re-entering the lobby after disconnecting from a match

    Web Animation 
"I know you provide the option to skip to the next chapter, but I'm not gonna use it; I've had enough. If someone serves you a dead dog for lunch, you do not stick around for the pudding."
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    Web Original 
"Final Fantasy II is a pair of simultaneous battles on two separate planes. The first is the fictional struggle of Frioniel and the rebel forces against the might of the Palamecian Empire. The second is the very real battle between you, the player, and Final Fantasy II in which the game attempts to foil your efforts and demoralize you from ever playing again. As you try to beat Final Fantasy II, Final Fantasy II tries to beat you."
Pat R., "Clubbing Myself Over The Head: The Final Fantasy II Experience"

Hundreds of thousand of minute decisions flood the zone. Top path or bottom. Guy on the left, guy on the right. What the fuck do I do with this asshole who is breathing fire at me...And looking at our nameless narrator, one wonders why he himself is not a bad enough dude to rescue the President. He looks the part. And for that matter, why the fuck isn't he giving me a gun, or perhaps a fighter jet with which to rescue the President. Why am I sent, alone and unarmed, against a horde of ninjas to rescue the President?

I am not a bad enough dude to rescue the President because the social order does not permit that self-definition. By asking me to be a bad dude, the social order sets me up for failure. The game could rescue its own damn President.

    Web Video 
"It was at this point that I called this Malphite a 'fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate he is'."
Dunkey, "I'm Done With League of Legends"

Nerd: I need to finish it! I need to finish the game!
Henry Jones Sr.: Junior, let it go.
Nerd: But I'm so close! I'm so close! I can finish it!
Jones: Nerd... Let it go.
Nerd: You're right. Fuck this shitty game. [drops the PS2 into the lava pit.]

"WAAAAAAAAHHH!! MOOUUUUU IYA DAAA!tl "

"I'm done, you can fuck off, I'm pissed off so you can be pissed off, I didn't beat him, see you next time for a part three, fuck you, fuck this, fuck."
Tear Of Grace after failing to defeat Manus, Father of the Abyss during his playthrough of Dark Souls.

"That's not fair! THE GAME CAN'T CHANGE AS I'M PLAYING IT!! WHYYYYYYYYY?! (sniff) I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play anymore. I don't want to play this game. This game is terrifying."
Markiplier plays Vanish

Arin: Piece of shit!
Danny: Hey, you get a blue coin.
Arin: BLUE COIN SCHMOO COIN!
Danny: ....Okay.
Arin: WHO NEEDS A BLUE COIN WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FUCKIN' MENTAL BREAKDOWN COMIN' IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD? I DON'T EVEN CARE WHATEVER THE BLUE COIN IS. GIVES ME SHINES AND SHIT? SHINES ARE FOR BULLSHIT. I DON'T EVEN CARE, CAN'T BUY CRACK COCAINE WITH SHINE. YOU GOTTA USE REAL MONEY. HOW'RE YA GONNA MAKE MONEY?! GO ON THE BLACK MARKET, SELL YOUR BODY TO ALL THE FUCKIN' PEOPLE.
Danny: (I'm scared.)
Arin: THEY'RE LIKE, "AAAAAAH THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE BOY I'M GONNA STICK A PENIS INTO THAT BUTTHOLE." BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T SATISFY YOU. WHEN YOU HAVE THE COKE IT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO GET MORE COKE SO THEN YOU GO AND YOU GET FUCKED IN THE ASS A LITTLE BIT MORE BY THIS GAME MARIO FUCKIN SUNSHINE!!
Danny: [off-mic] Suzy—! Suzy! I need an adult!

"I'm still angry about that stage. And I will be angry about it forever. I'll leave a footnote about it in my will when I die of old age or something. Just be like, like, 'To whom it may concern. Fuck Top Zone, Act 2.' And they'll be like, what the hell does that even mean? And no one will know, but me. And no one will be able to ask me, for I am dead."
— Lets Player Darkness The Curse, on Hill Top Zone in his Sonic 2 XL Let's Play

"COME OOOOONNNN!!! It won't let me get off! It won't let me get off the top! Fuck the 'Give Up' button! Here's the 'Fuck You' button!" *throws controller*
Michael "Rage Quit" Jones, Rooster Teeth (from this particular Rage Quit episode)

"No more! Ecco died trying to save his family! [salutes] A true dolphin hero! GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY GENESIS!"

Avdol: I have learned that there is only one way to counter this attack. R1 R2 L1 L2 Select Start#65279;! [soft resets]

"Are you fucking kidding me?! Ah, the timing. The timing! I'm logging off. I'm logging off!"
Gawr Gura, after getting blindsided by a Pillager raid upon leaving her house during a...disheartening Minecraft stream.

    Western Animation 
"That's how nasty my game is, son! I send niggas runnin' away!"
Cristal, The Boondocks


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