History Quotes / RageQuit

'''Nerd''': You're right. Fuck this shitty game. ''[drops the [[UsefulNotes/PlayStation2 PS2]] into the lava pit.]''

'''Arin:''' WHO NEEDS A BLUE COIN WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FUCKIN' MENTAL BREAKDOWN COMIN' IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD? I DON'T EVEN CARE WHATEVER THE BLUE COIN IS. GIVES ME SHINES AND SHIT? SHINES ARE FOR '''BULL'''SHIT. I DON'T EVEN CARE, CAN'T BUY CRACK COCAINE WITH SHINE. YOU GOTTA USE REAL MONEY. HOW'RE YA GONNA MAKE MONEY?! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} GO ON THE BLACK MARKET, SELL YOUR BODY TO ALL THE FUCKIN' PEOPLE.]]\\

->"Heh. Take it from me, kid. Some days, you gotta learn when to QUIT. [[SNKBoss And that day's TODAY.]]"
-->-- '''No Mercy Sans''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

->''Your previous online play session didn't end naturally, which is PREEEEETTY suspicious. If this keeps happening, [[AntiRageQuitting we're gonna have to block you from playing online for a while]]. Make sure your internet isn't busted and try again.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'', after re-entering the lobby after disconnecting from a match

->"VideoGame/FinalFantasyII ''is a pair of simultaneous battles on two separate planes. The first is the fictional struggle of Frioniel and the rebel forces against the might of the Palamecian Empire. The second is the very real battle between you, the player, and ''Final Fantasy II'' in which the game attempts to foil your efforts and demoralize you from ever playing again. As you try to beat ''Final Fantasy II'', ''Final Fantasy II'' tries to beat you."''
-->-- '''Pat R.''', "Clubbing Myself Over The Head: The ''Final Fantasy II'' Experience"

->''"This isn't a review of VideoGame/StarFoxZero. Save for very rare, extreme circumstances, Polygon reviews require that a game be completed, or at least a good-faith effort be made to complete it.''\\
''I am not playing any more Star Fox Zero."''
-->-- '''[[https://www.polygon.com/2016/4/20/11466308/not-a-review-star-fox-zero Arthur Gies]]'''

->"'''''That's''''' not fair! THE GAME CAN'T CHANGE '''''[[MobileMaze AS I'M PLAYING IT!!]] WHYYYYYYYYY?!''''' ''([[SandInMyEyes sniff]])'' [-[[MadnessMantra I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play.]]-] I don't wanna play. I don't wanna play anymore. I don't want to play this game. This game is terrifying."
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUPzEEJpeqg plays]] ''VideoGame/{{Vanish}}''

->"I'm still angry about that stage. And I will be angry about it forever. I'll leave a footnote about it in my will when I die of old age or something. Just be like, like,'' 'To whom it may concern. Fuck Top Zone, Act 2.' ''And they'll be like, what the hell does that even mean? And no one will know, but me. And no one will be able to ask me, for I am dead."
-->-- Lets Player ''Darkness The Curse'', on Hill Top Zone in his ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Sonic 2]]'' [[SelfImposedChallenge XL]] LetsPlay

-->-- '''Michael "Rage Quit" Jones''', ''Creator/{{Rooster Teeth}}'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupPXfkNfSo from this particular Rage Quit episode]])

->"[[OhCrap Wait, you can just walk over it?]] You can just ''walk over it.'' [[{{Beat}} ....]] You are '''scum.''' ''[[INeedAFreakingDrink (downs the rest of his beer)]]'' "Cowabunga"? Cowa-''[[SirSwearsALot fucking-piece-of-dogshit!]]'' This game is diarrhea coming out of my ''dick!'' This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat's shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! [[MythologyGag Shredders my ass and splinters my balls!]] This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! [[GroinAttack I'd rather fuckin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum,]] I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit, [[{{Understatement}} and I don't like it.]]

-->--''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', [[http://www.teamfortress.com/soldierupdate/ Soldier Update]].

-->--'''No Mercy Sans''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''

-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'', in online matches

-->--''VideoGame/Splatoon2'', after re-entering the lobby after disconnecting from a match

-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''[[VideoGame/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark: Inferno]]''

-->--'''Pat R.''', "Clubbing Myself Over The Head: The ''Final Fantasy II'' Experience"

-->--'''[[http://projectnes.blogspot.com/2010/03/john-galt-has-been-kidnapped-by-ninjas.html Dr. El Sandifer]]'''

-->--'''[[https://www.polygon.com/2016/4/20/11466308/not-a-review-star-fox-zero Arthur Gies]]'''

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-->--'''[[LetsPlay/VideoGameDunkey Dunkey]]''', "I'm Done With ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''"

-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' plays ''VideoGame/TombRaiderTheAngelOfDarkness''

-->--'''A ''VideoGame/BeatmaniaIIDX'' player''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX1Lnl5ihXY#t=2m05s ragequitting]] [[ThatOneBoss Piano Concerto No. 1 "Antares" on Double Another]]

-->--'''LetsPlay/TearOfGrace''' after failing to defeat Manus, Father of the Abyss during his playthrough of ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''.

-->-- '''{{LetsPlay/Markiplier}}''' plays ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUPzEEJpeqg Vanish]]''

->"''COME OOOOONNNN!!! It won't let me get off! It won't let me get off the top! Fuck the 'Give Up' button! Here's the 'Fuck You' button!" *throws controller*''

-> '''Avdol:''' I have learned that there is only one way to counter this attack. R1 R2 L1 L2 Select Start#65279;! ''[soft resets]''
-->--'''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged'''

-->-- ''Gawr Gura, after getting blindsided by a Pillager raid upon leaving her house during a...disheartening VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} stream.''

-->-- ''Gawr Gura, after getting blind-sided by a villager raid upon leaving her house during a...disheartening VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} stream.''

->''Your previous online play session didn't end naturally, which is PREEEEETTY suspicious. If this keeps happening, we're gonna have to block you from playing online for a while. Make sure your internet isn't busted and try again.''

->"As I said in my ''[[Videogame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime OOT]]'' review, I've completed every ''Zelda'' game to date; but to be honest, when I was told to go back to all three areas ''[[BackTracking again]]'', and then I had to deal with [[FetchQuest the horror of collecting 'Tadtones]]', I considered giving up."
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qAjK7wd5QE Matthewmatosis]]''' on ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''

'''[[Franchise/IndianaJones Henry Jones Sr.]]''': Junior, let it go.\\

->That's how nasty my game is, son! I send niggas runnin' away!

->[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Screw you guys, I'm going home.]]

->"CideoGane/FinalFantasyII ''is a pair of simultaneous battles on two separate planes. The first is the fictional struggle of Frioniel and the rebel forces against the might of the Palamecian Empire. The second is the very real battle between you, the player, and ''Final Fantasy II'' in which the game attempts to foil your efforts and demoralize you from ever playing again. As you try to beat ''Final Fantasy II'', ''Final Fantasy II'' tries to beat you."''

'''[[Film/IndianaJones Henry Jones Sr.]]''': Junior, let it go.\\

-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Tear of Grace}}''' after failing to defeat Manus, Father of the Abyss during his playthrough of ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''.

->"This level is a circle of Hell meant only for the worst sinners. Eventually I beat it, but at what cost? I was exhausted, and I just spent the entire day playing ''Dennis the Menace'' on Super Nintendo."
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Film/DennisTheMenace''