Web Video: Supernatural The Animation Abridged

Supernatural The Animation Abridged (or STAA) is an abridged series based on Supernatural on the more bizarre side of abridged series.

Made by the group TheWINChestersInc, it can be found here.


  • Anti-Hero: Both of the brothers. Sam is psychotic, and Dean is a serial killer.
  • A Date with Rosie Palms: Sam masturbates to the voice at the beginning of FUNimation videos.
  • Back from the Dead: Gordon, with a little help from Zachariah...for a while.
  • Bestiality Is Depraved: Right away, Dean suspects their old enemy GOOOOORDOOOOON!!! to be the cow-shafter. He is right.
  • Break the Cutie: Discussed and mercilessly parodied in episode 5.
  • Brother-Brother Incest: Between Sam and Dean at the end of episode two. It's never mentioned again, aside from a short line in episode 5.
  • Cloudcuckooland
  • Comedic Sociopathy: Sam and Dean are assholes. The abridged series takes any negative traits they have in canon, Flanderizes them to hell, and produces a couple of psycho killers running around, killing both monsters and people and getting mixed up in zany hijinks. Basically, imagine if Dean and Henriksen were both right about who the boys are. This is all Played for Laughs. And, truth be told, it is really funny.
  • Death by Irony: Invoked by Alucard, who, believing that Dean is a sexual deviant (true) molesting his cows and his son (not true), plans an ironic death for him by tying him to a chair and pushing him off so that Dean will land on top of upturned pitchforks, which will then penetrate and kill him.
  • Depraved Omnisexual: Dean. Kills prostitutes after having sex with them, and there was that Twincest thing joked about earlier...
  • Disposable Sex Worker: One episode was about a Serial Killer killing prostitutes...it was Dean.
    Dean: Only two!
  • Dude, She's Like, in a Coma!:
    Sam: She transformed [into a werewolf]—
    Dean: [thinking] Saw this coming.
    Sam: —during sex.
    Dean: WHAT?!
    Sam: I didn't stop. I just kept going. It was a mistake. You should see my dick.
    Dean: Why didn't she transform earlier?
    Sam: Maybe she's gotta be asleep to turn.
    Dean: [beat] So...she was asleep during...?
    Sam: Er...
    Dean: You know what, you don't have to explain.
  • Eye Scream: In episode 6's ending, Castiel burns out Missouri's eyes in Revenge for Dean.
  • Filk Song: Two, one a filking of "Giggle at the Ghostie", the other of "Hungry Like the Wolf"...while Sam's being attacked by an actual werewolf.
  • Fricking Laser Beams: Dean's necklace fires laser beams.
  • Funny Background Event: Every shot inside the car has been edited so there's random videos in the background.
  • Genre Savvy: Dean, who realizes within 6 seconds that he's probably going to have to kill the vampire child he befriended.
    Dean: Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. And then the guilt of killing the hooker. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, followed by another hooker...
    • Of course, then he goes Genre Blind, thinking the best plan to deal with a vampire stalking him is to turn away from the area where the vampire could attack while talking loudly into his phone.
  • Hilariously Abusive Childhood: Who else but the Winchesters?
  • Imaginary Boyfriend: Sam refers to Castiel as Dean's Imaginary Friend. Dean quickly corrects him.
  • Medium Awareness: The Winchesters can hear the closing song in episode 4.
  • Mind Screw: Alucard tries to do this to Dean in episode 4. Castiel does it more effectively back to him when he zaps all the pitchforks away and sticks them in haystacks that had not in fact even existed on Alucard's farm before then. That in particular gets Alucard riled up.
    Alucard: Do you feel my huge cock in your ear? Fucking your mind?
    Dean: Aw, dude, that's so not cool, my ear just started to itch.
  • Mythology Gag: Roughly a quarter of the abridged series' humor. You can watch it without having watched the show and still get some laughs, but a Supernatural fan will pick up on some very clever little in-jokes. Example:
    Dean: Sorry. I got lost in my own head.
  • Not Me This Time: When Sam thinks that Dean is the one mutilating and shafting cows.
  • Papa Wolf: Alucard.
  • Pedo Hunt: A bullied kid asks Dean to train him, to which he agrees, but his father believes he's a pedophile and so tries to kill him.
  • Politically Incorrect Hero: Both Sam and Dean are both sexist and homophobic. Played for Laughs.
    Sam: What the fuck is wrong with you!
    Woman: I don't know any better.
    Dean: It's true, she is a woman.
  • Race Lift: Gordon, a black man, is resurrected as a white man (with an Australian accent!). The anime character was intended to be a totally different character, but he was so obviously based on Gordon that the abridged series just rolled with it.
  • Running Gag: In scenes from inside the car, instead of the road passing by outside the windows it's nonsensical Stock Footage. The boys have driven through things ranging from The Angry Video Game Nerd to Spongebob Squarepants to a YouTube copyright claim.
    • In episode 2, mentions of "You dirty fat whore".
  • Say My Name: Dean does this repeatedly with "SAM!" and "GORDON!"
  • Screamer Prank: In the first episode.
  • Shout-Out: Episode four's opening is a huge shout-out to Death Note.
    • The "HUG ME BROTHER!!!" line mentioned above is said pretty much the same way as on Drake & Josh.
      • Even better. Did you the reader hear it that way in your head? If so good.
  • Stating the Simple Solution: After the vampire's elaborate plan to impale Dean on pitchforks fails:
    Vampire: [after lamenting how his plan went wrong] To be honest, the thought of killing you seems kind of empty.
    Dean: Aw, thanks man, I really appre—
    Vampire: [Evil Laughs] PSYCH, I'M THIRSTY!!
  • Talking in Your Sleep: Sam says his entire sex dream out loud.
  • This Is Gonna Suck: Dean realizing he'll eventually have to kill that vampire kid...and we already quoted that.
  • Troubling Unchildlike Behavior: No, vampire kid, you cannot eat anyone's balls! And stop strangling Dean!
  • Verbal Tic: The husband in episode two who starts his sentences with "Pleeeeeaaassseee". This drives his wife to kill him.
  • The Voice: Castiel in episodes 4 and 5.
  • Yandere: Sam turns into one for Madison in episode four.
    Sam: I'm your boyfriend now. Dream about my dick.